#teletubbies are evil

[hikaaa-bi]

okay but i also have to point out that sam wasn't laughing at the fact that mr bonzo was a monster, it was the idea of mr bonzo being one of the EXTERNALS that was absolutely ridiculous to him.

and in all fairness, i get it. the idea that a children's mascot is a monster is absurd, but what's more absurd is the fact that a children's mascot works for the UK government.

[tsumtsumwesker]

The battle of Gondor begins.

[fallloverfic]

I'm sure other people have pointed out that live-action Bihyeong looks like a sun-burnt teletubby, but I can't stop thinking about it now.

Also he has a cape????

[ohmydais]

Starkids mutuals will say something like “So glad Tinky Winky killed Joe but Dipsy deserved to do it instead I think” and I’ll be like yeah

[ethan-green-69420]

Sealing the deal.

[Ethan arrives at his home-no, his dad's old house. As a matter of fact, he never really liked staying here. It's where all his worst memories took place. Can't even have one day without any arguments or tension in the air as they all exchange glares at each other. It was very stupid of him to have let mother get away with everything she had done. No amount of pain can pay off how it felt when his younger self was left to bleed out on the floor. He could settle that next time, but for now, he has to finish the deal himself: to get a new body.

Coming down to the basement, everything is already assembled. His new vessel, now all stitched up, lies on the concrete in the center of the symbol drawn with blood. He brings the heart given by Frank, cutting the husk on its left chest to insert the organ inside. Almost instantly, flesh crawls to close up the wound. Ethan starts invoking the names for the spell of soul transference.]

Pokotho

Blinklotep

T'noy Karaxis

Nibblenephim

Wiggog Y'rath

[Upon chanting, his soul dives into the vessel. The heart starts to beat and sends blood running throughout the body. His veins start to glow green as he finally gains control of his limbs. Ethan gasps awake, nails clawing at the concrete. Vision tainted a bright green, his eyes rapidly looked around, trying to clear the tint. The vessel feels heavy as he stands up, but it's a secure shell he can settle on than staying as a vulnerable spirit.

Now, for the other part of the deal, his ulterior motive, there was no need to accomplish. He had already found the first disciple after all.]

[evilteletubbies-sunbaby]

planning something devious 👅

[underscore-jude]

shayne topp voice this is gonna be a MESS

[highonlife22]

if i saw jd vances evil teletubby face irl i would die too

[frongle444]

oh its the evil teletubbies wow what (also i kind of redesigned blinky bc why not hehe

thx for being here and hagd!

alt + wip versions under cut :>

[bleue-flora]

But seriously, dsmp logic is so funny to me - We should piss off the two people most likely to blow up our nation because we don’t want them to blow up our nation again. And we should torture the person we think is so evil he’d torture us. Or I should hit and annoy for over a week the person who has previous killed and abused me - Like let’s provoke the people most likely to follow through and not be taken down easily, the people who are fully capable both skill wise and dedication wise of getting equal revenge…

Like the dsmp is so lucky that their “main villain” actually just wanted a happy family, because if that man was the actual evil maniac they thought he was then things would have been different - Oh Punz is leading you through this ominous portal to Dream’s bunker, huh now where have I see something like this before? *cough* Eret *cough* and then on the other side is just a pit of lava or something and they all die. Or in prison, Dream does kill Tommy over and over again to test the book. Or when he gets out he just starts blowing everything up, gathers end crystals and TNT and just -it all goes. Builds a grid above Las Nevadas and rains TNT down. Kills Tommy when Tommy confronts him after prison. Or after the first war just forces everyone to stay in L’manberg and never leave like he threatens in the Spirit speech. Then blows up their other houses. Does torture Sam, does torture Quackity, locks them in cells and then locks Tommy and Tubbo up too…

Like the fact Tommy calls Dream the devil, calls him Lucifer before even learning about Dream’s (arguably most evil deed) human experimentation is wild. Honestly, what would the dsmp members have done if Dream was the actual evil mastermind and not some homeless teletubby with an unattainable goal of a happy family?…

And then there’s Schlatt who was a poor drunk old man who was legally elected, Wilbur told them multiple times he’s the traitor and about all the TNT, Quackity blew up Purpled’s build to convince him to build something in Las Nevadas, Sam and Quackity tortured a guy to for the book that if Dream gave up either meant his immediate death or he would be their test dummy then set up the most sus trap with Techno’s murderer showing up to tell him to visit Dream (I mean you couldn’t at least get Sam to do it at least Sam wasn’t involved in his execution) after he hadn’t involved himself with Dream…….. like the only reason any of the villains were able to do things was the rest of the server’s enabling. I hardly think a war to take down Schlatt who didn’t even have armor before making the deal with Dream was necessary, Wilbur straight up told everyone what he was going to do, Sam was only able to do what he did because his authority of the prison went entirely unchecked by anyone, Quackity’s plans were fully dependent his manipulation of people assuming they have the same goal he has and dependent on Sam being corrupt and Purpled and Slime being complacent, Techno also told everyone what his goal and motive were long before the withers were spawned in either war. I mean those are over simplified breakdowns, but I think the point still stands that the dsmp villains are kinda pathetic in the grand scheme of things like their plans were obvious if you paid any amount of attention and their downfalls were inevitable. The best actual evil villains were the Egg and DreamXD but people were so distracted that most of them missed that entirely. And for all the Egg battles and Tommy and Tubbo killing Dream, it wouldn’t have mattered because XD was going to reset everything anyways. Most of them missed the biggest threat all along and those that finally figured it out were too late… it’s funny because the end shows us what happens when the villains are actual competent villains and that ends in everyone’s death…

[cr4zy-esm3]

COLOURS WHEEL OF FANARTS

This is actually like 2 months ago (on 3 August 2023)

But it's really fun to draw and a little tricky to find the characters from the channels lmao

All these channels and colours have been decided by the Wheel Of Names

Although.. I think I did a mistake on Dipsy (Teletubbies) and Garfield by putting them in wrong channel, but eh it already been a while!

CHARACTERS

Nickelodeon: Catdog (Catdog), Lincoln Loud (The Loud House), Vicky (Fairly Oddparents), Garfield (Garfield)

Nick Jr: Blaze (Blaze and the monster machine), Pail (Blue's Clue and You), Marshall (Paw Patrol), Barbabravo (Barbapapa), Rammy (Deer Squad)

Disney Jr: Callie (Sheriff Callie's Wild West), K.C (T.O.T.S), Lambie (Doc Mcstuffin), Izzy (Jake and the neverland pirates), Minnie Mouse (Mickey Mouse Clubhouse/Minnie's Bow Toons)

Disney XD: Mittens (Wander Over Yonder), Webby (Ducktale), Tilly (Big City Greens), Tom (Star vs The Forces of Evil), Kat (Kid vs Kat)

Cartoon Network: Sapphire (Steven Universe), Blue (Foster Home for Imaginary Friends), Mordecai (Regular Show), Finn (Adventure Time), Adorabat (Mao Mao Heroes of Pure Heart)

Cbeebies: Five (Number Block), Amma (Bing), Tunip the Vegimal (Octonauts), Cyan (Colourblocks), Foz (Go Jetters)

PBS Kids: Frog (Word World), Dipsy (Teletubbies), Whyatt (Super Why), Katerina (Daniel Tiger), Chris Kratts (Wild Kratts)

Boomerang: Bubbles (Powerpuff Girls), Dee Dee (Dexter's laboratory), Top Cat (Top Cat), Barney Rubble (The Flintstones), Tweety (Looney Tunes)

Please tell me in the comments if there are any mistakes of the names or the shows because I forgot the names since it's been created a really long time!

Bad news, I can't put all the tags of the shows and the names because of the maximum on 30 >:(

[fairvstairs]

FOXES HEADCANONS!

Nicky watches soap operas when they are in the bus/plane/travelling to a game. The other foxes learned everything they know against their will but it's actually a good way to spend the time. Kevin keeps saying he hates them ("It always takes so long for secrets to get discovered" "Says the guy who waited years to tell his father his truth") but he's the only one who actually remembers the names of the characters. Every time an evil twin comes into the screen Neil laughs and points at Aaron . Every time someone lies about their identity Aaron laughs and points at Neil.

Neil has amazing hair but hates to take care of them. Andrew washes them with curly hair product, Allison cuts them (he lets her near him with scissors!!!) and Matt braids them during the summer.

Aaron can't study anatomy around the foxes because they scream "BROKE IT!" every time he mentions a bone they broke.

On the anniversary of Seth's death, the foxes and Wymack gather at Abby's place to have dinner together. They don't really talk about him but they leave one seat empty.

Neil found a injured rabbit during one of his runs, he brought it back to the dorm and the foxes successfully hid the pet for three weeks. One day they came back to their dorms from classes only to find Wymack there, holding the rabbit in his arms. This imagine becomes Abby's lock screen and the rabbit goes to live with Bee.

Matt is an amazing cook but Aaron finds his meals way too spicy. When he first said this around the others, Dan looked at him dead in the eyes and said "White trash," only to continue eating like nothing had happened.

Renee loves puzzle but she only does them in company so she usually sends a puzzle emoji on the group chat and whoever is free just goes to her dorm to spend quality time together.

Allison can't watch criminal shows around Andrew because he always spoils her about who the murderer is. He hasn't watched the shows, he just knows, and when she asks him how he knows he gives the stupidest answers. ("He was wearing a red tie," "He said 'good day' instead of 'good morning,' "He has a mole under his eye.")

Dan and Renee love Halloween and they always get matching costumes with Matt and Allison but not the couple kind. So far they have done the Ninja Turtles, the Fantastic Fours and the Teletubbies.

The twins wear each other's clothes on Halloween. Nicky, Katelyn and Neil are the only ones who don't fall for it. Neither does Wymack but he just lets them be without saying anything.

[officialhamburg]

Jetzt ma Butter bei die Fische:

Was ist dein persönlicher Lieblingsort in Hamburg? (Deine Couch zählt nich, sollte schon was sein, was man den Kollegen empfehlen kann, die mal Hamburg erleben wollen 😉)

Das wird jetzt eine eher ernüchternde Antwort, weil der Ort so nicht mehr existiert:

Die Hafencity, bevor sie fertig war. Es war einfach so schön surreal. Du läufst vom Zentrum durch die Speicherstadt und plötzlich bist du umgeben von platten Fundamenten und Baustellen. Und es ist einfach ALLES leer. Auf einmal triffst du keine Menschenseele mehr an (außer vielleicht die ein oder andere Person, die sich mit dem Hund hierher verirrt hat). Eine Ecke war aber schon fertig und das war so ein Teletubby-mäßiger Spielplatz, eines von diesen komischen Outdoor-Gyms und ein Hügel mit zwei zierlichen Bäumchen oben drauf. Und man hatte die ganze Gegend einfach für sich. Konnte oben auf dem Hügel sitzen und stundenlang chillen. Immaculate vibes.

Nach Corona bin ich dann noch mal hin und war erstmal komplett desorientiert, weil auf einmal überall Gebäude waren und die Menschen haben leider auch irgendwie hingefunden. Ist also leider einfach nicht mehr dasselbe.

Mein zweiter Lieblingsort war das Katzencafe, aber das hat aus ominösen Gründen im Januar ganz plötzlich zugemacht (vermeintlich sind immer mal wieder Gelder verschwunden? Die Katzen bekennen mir ihre Unschuld). Es gibt noch ein Katzencafe beim Schlump, aber da war ich bisher leider nur ein Mal. Die haben ganz nicen Kaffee (die Katzen hatten an dem Tag keinen Bock auf mich).

Ansonsten hier noch eine Auswahl von meinen liebsten Hamburg-Impressionen:

- trotzdem der Gang vom Zentrum durch die Speicherstadt bis in die Hafencity. Das ist alles super nah beieinander und der clash der verschiedenen Gebäudestile fühlt sich an, als würde man innerhalb von 15 Minuten durch 3 verschiedene Städte spazieren

- Der Hafen bei Nacht (idealerweise an nem Wochentag, weil dann ist leerer)

- Die Innenstadt bei dichtem Nebel

- Große Bleichen zur Weihnachtszeit (reiche Leute können sich die schönste Beleuchtung leisten)

- Der Raum mit dem großen Becken im Tropenaquarium (kurz nach Eröffnung hat man das ganze Ding für sich allein. Evil Lair vibes. Ich glaube, man kann da auch Dinner mieten.)

- und old but gold: Der Ausblick von der U3 zwischen Landungsbrücken und Baumwall an einem sonnigen Tag. Leude ich muss jedes Mal alles stehen und liegen lassen, wenn ich an der Aussicht vorbei fahre. Hamburg meine Perle ♡

[spinnenpfote6]

I often think about how much I relate to Frodo Baggins until I remember that he's canonically a tiny hairy-footed, middle-aged man looking like an early 20-something who lives in a teletubby house and is jobless because his second-cousin-turned-uncle stole a dragon's fortune decades ago - along with some magic evil jewellry he needs to destroy to save the world

(I still relate to him tho)

[dirtycommieartstudio]

We are in danger of producing an educated proletariat.

Guerilla style printing a piece for the people ✊🏻

“Constitutional Right To Get Fucked” // 2025

Ronald Reagan once said “We are in danger of producing an educated proletariat”— this is where we started to see the rise of neoliberalism in North America. Ever wonder why we have crushing student debt? Apart from capitalism, you can thank that guy.

This print was nearly 2 1/2 years in the making— at first I body painted myself as the evil version of all 4 Teletubbies, then I photo etched the images onto copper to print later on.

IG : @dirtycommie.artstudio

[howl-arnon]

What exactly is Gwyath, by the way? I feel like maybe I've missed a certain detail somewhere along the lines that might've been mentioned before, but if not, I'm pretty curious. Are they a demon, fallen angel, just an alternate, something else entirely different, maybe they're just Gwyath?

Also, what are their pronouns? 👀

Well to answer this I must say first he has no correlation with The Mandela Catalogue what so ever, just in case anyone's wondering

Gwyath is an entity born from Evil, Fear, and Hatred, embodying Pure Evil itself. He can manifest in any form, much like the devil—a force of nature that cannot be defeated. His presence in the human world began when Eve ate the forbidden fruit. He gets strength not only from actual evil deeds but also from the mere existence of evil thoughts. Through humanity's actions and thoughts, he has all kinds of knowledge about human evil deeds. That said, he is aware of every crime humanity has committed and also did them himself, yknow bro do be self taught himself to be evil ppl need to start somewhere😭

He has more lore but yeah that should answer something. As for the pronoun I personally use He, Him cus most of the time he takes a form of a man. But he does not have any like specific gender or sex he is just an entity he was born as a black gooey liquid so uh yeah

I don't mind what pronouns people use on him like you can call him a black teletubby and I won't mind.

Edit 1 : Well I guess you can call him a demon or something I never actually think about it. He is always a silly man in my eyes....

Ps. I rlly like this question cus I want to talk about my bby lore