#texts from gravity falls

[divorcedfiddleford]

and you may say to yourself: "my god! what have i done?" and you may tell yourself: "this is not my beautiful wife!" and you may tell yourself: "this is not my beautiful house!" and you may ask yourself: "well, how did i get here?"

time isn't holding up, time isn't after us, time is a pony ride! (images described in alt text)

[tazmiilly]

speak for yourself, man

[fexiled]

my piece for the Trouble lyric comic organized by @eregyrn-falls and @mercury-falls! ❤️ i'm really happy with how my part turned out, and the full comic is absolutely gorgeous!! a million thanks to holly and abbey for organizing it all and letting me be a part of it :')

[mr-cactis]

Multiverse always confuses me, like…. Bill is a multidimensional being, and since other dimensions similar to the one we see in the series exist (Ford mentions in J3 that dimension where Stanley leaves with the diary and Ford goes back to work with Fidds), what's to say that Bill interacted with several Ford's at the same time? And that makes it all the more fucked up when you remember that Ford really felt good about Bill, thinking he was special, while Bill was all "lol, that guy again"

At the same time, I remember that there is some extra material from GF that mentions that there could be other alternative Bill's? What's to stop them meeting? (Would it be a mathematical relationship of: for every X dimensions there is 1 Bill?)

as i hate/love multiverse, i feel dumb

[deweyduck]

contrary to popular belief wendy by maisie peters isn’t about wendy from peter pan it’s about wendy wu: homecoming warrior

[thereareeyesinsidethetrees]

i know i just talked about ford songs but I Know I’m a Wolf (specifically covered by Courbe Music) is a great ford song

feral ford? sure! it works! non-feral ford? sure! still works!

[riodoesstuff]

"why did you start drawing? how did you start drawing??" brother i dont know i dont remember anything from the age of 10 bellow and for all I know i just blacked out for ten years until in 5th grade i started tracing sailor moon manga covers to learn

then boom i am here

[pencil-for-a-dog]

When dipper opened his eyes he felt lost, burry as he just woke upin the floor. He blinked more, eliminating the fog that stopped him from seeing straight, and once he achieve his objective, he couldn’t stop the feeling. He just couldn’t recognize a single thing that may or not indicate that he’s somewhere near, if not in, Gravity Falls. The floor was some kind of metal, grey at sight and shiny where the light of the bulbs hit on it, the walls weren’t that different, old gray material with vestigios of the reflected light. The roof was some dark color, probably the same material as the resto f the room but it was fullfilled with warm light bulbs that illuminate the room.

Honestly, he can’t remember how, in the beloved name of everything that’s wrong with Gravity Fall’s physics, he got wherever this place is. He manage to sit on the floor, feeling some pain in his muscles and bones, like he had been putting his body in some stressing activies, like running for miles and hours a¡or fighting too much. He closed his eyes, take a long breath just to oprn his eyes and blinked again, thinking it was the fog he felt in his brain the one that stopped him from recognizing anything in this place. Looking aroung waitinng for some kind of answer to appear just in front of him. Like magic.

Clearly, magic isn’t in his side right now, as he is somewhere for something-probably-a-god-if-not-baby-time knows how much. He sighed, it’s clear that it’s summer, this kind of stuff only happens on summer.

He sighed again, this time with more feeling as he went and pulled his hand trough his hair- His hair. Where is his hat?

He moved his head just to find the hat on the floor, probably aside of where his head was.

Then, it became clear.

He remembers the entire day, waking up early, having a messy but fun breakfast with Mabel, left the house while talking, arriving to school just to find out that Pacifica sent a text with “URGENT” in caps. A scream, everything too fast and too slow. Blackness.

Is not summer.

And Wendy’s hat is the one on the floor.

And he has no time to think, to panic, as a masked guy in a red and black costume seems to appear from the shadows.

“Who are you?” The guy asks in a caution tone as he is ready to fight.

“Oh for fuck’s sake” Dipper feeling fuzzy and confused. This is Mabel’s fault, probably. She really should stop dating crazy magic guys.

[seveneyesoup]

selections from my one and only nightmare

[tazmiilly]

I think this is one of the oldest ford drawings I have that I never posted

[beth-bunkus]

wandering back onto the wild wastes of this website and checking my follower count like

[dragonowlie]

I think my dash today is trying to call me out on bullshit, actually

[muffinrag]

I'm looking after some children and they've been watching some mindless show called Nicky Ricky Dicky and Dawn nonstop for like two weeks. So I sat down after dinner and put on ATLA and now they all beg me to watch it every night. Fucking success

[pizza-feverdream]

[ID: Image one is an edit of Dipper and Mabel from Gravity Falls, seen fighting over the Time Tape. Mabel says "I'm fucking around," and Dippet says "and I'm finding out." Image two is caps locks flaming text that says "The Mystery Twins." End ID]

[benjimatorarts]

Text you a photo?

(Audio from Gravity Falls)