#tf2 headcanon blog

[boimann]

[aprofessionalwithoutstandards]

I am so tired of tf2 "found family" (in that Tumblr "this character is The Mom, this character is The Dad, these characters are The Kids, nuclear kind of way) I'm sorry. Wowww you think Pyro is mentally a baby and can only understand the other mercs through the lens of "parents" and "siblings"? Should we throw a party? Should we invite Meet the Pyro

[jaydezsworld1]

Demoman nsfw headcannons??? (Pleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease)

YAS GWURL/BOII/PERSONN (sorry lmao)

-I personally do NOT know if he's better sober or drunk... But he's good either (fucking) way.

-"Hey lass... Another round..?"

-Doesn't realizes he's cumming until he does... Which he never really realize he's cumming until he looks at your face, then I swear to god he's a tomato by the second.

-"Wh- What? Oh look at yer face..."

-He has probably a good 6 and a half inches under there. (I feel like it :|)

-No one will know why he has a bit less sense and little bit less stability when he's sober... Which that's maybe why he can thrust a bit right when he's not. (Personal shit I've thought)

-Doesn't masturbate unless he hears you moan, then holy shit he's gonna masturbate while thinking of you and replaying that sound. (That you may have done by accident, but nothing's an accident to him soo-)

-He has a collection of panties/bras of your own, he looked everywhere for them.

-Demoman has checked you out more than once, he may have a photo of your ass on his phone for "personal use" if you get what I mean by that.

-"STOP STARING AT MY BOOBS" x "But they're in my face babe!" couple vibes.

-A fucking switch AGAIN. (Submissive sided lol)

-Will barge in your room to find you naked, fucks you, and leaves. (Why? Idk)

-Has a barely noticeable boner when you walk by.

-Is basically like Medic: is crazy for you. 100%.

-Fav position: Doggystyle. You cannot change my mind.

Guys I just wanted to inform y'all that yes you can send ask of TF2 and MW2, but I'll be taking a small break. I'm sorry I tried real fucking hard to end this all (ykyk) and I'm getting su!c!dal again. If @namranii , you're reading this, I probably will not answer ur dms unless I feel like it. Idk how long the break will be for, so stay safe y'all <3 (currently feeling like crying but dw i'll be fine)

[raspberry-bakery]

Little!Miss Pauling headcanons 📋

☆*:・ﾟ--- Regressing to about 5-7

☆*:・ﾟ--- She loves playing store and stuff like that, writing down numbers in her little notepad

☆*:・ﾟ--- Needs to have her hair tied up, preferably into pigtails

☆*:・ﾟ--- Everything needs to be colour coded (purple<3)

☆*:・ﾟ--- Has little bells on some of her little clothes

☆*:・ﾟ--- Has two pacifiers, one normal plain one and a deco one she got from scout

☆*:・ﾟ--- Mainly no Cg but on lucky days Scout is her Cg

☆*:・ﾟ--- She hates wearing her glasses in littlespace but can’t see anything without them

☆*:・ﾟ--- She doesn’t like vacations since she still works on them so she found a new way to relieve stress in the form of Agere

☆*:・ﾟ--- Mostly a sleepy little (very tired after work) (eepy gal)

𝐆𝐨𝐨𝐝𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐛𝐮𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐞𝐬♡︎ ૮꒰ ˶- ༝ -˶꒱ა

Psst.. I take requests btw!^^

[aggressive-positivity-network]

The mercs offering their respective life advice.

[noviistarz]

this ‘theory’ i came up with when i was ten and obsessed with both of these medias

[medibunni]

since i luv my medics so much i decided to make ref sheets for em also here are my head canons of em ^^

btw they are brothers

BLU medic

- more gentle and normal than RED medic

-a bit more quieter then RED medic

-left handed

-more of a gentleman and actually has style (outside his work clothing)

-has a medical license

-gay (lil crush on RED soldier)

-actually cleans his bird (Galileo)

-actually takes care of himself: combs hair, very often brushes teeth, shaves fully

-he also dyed his hair to not look like his brother

-short fucking lashes lmao

-does have more feminine body even tough he is cis

-wears wintery styled clothing since the BLU base is in the mountains

RED medic

-just a maniac in general even with heavy

- certified yapper

-right handed

-his style is all over the place outside his work

-does not have medical license, never had one, will never have one-

-Bisexual (in a relationship with RED heavy)

-barely cleans his bird (Archimedes)

-barely takes care of himself but still looks good HUH (literally barely brushes hair, does brush his teeth tho, does not shave fully (to lazy))

-long lushes lashes

-his body is more wider, bigger waist and broader shoulders, unlike his brother

-wears more normal clothing instead of wintery (does not have any fur in his boots, gloves and general clothing)

[tf2-incorrect-quotes]

MY TF2 FURRY HEADCANONS 💥💥[LONG POST]

NOTE: PLEASE BEAR IN MIND THAT IN CANON THESE ARE A BUNCH OF GROWN MEN IN THE 60S AND NATURALLY THIS WILL HAVE SOME LEVEL OF OOC CONTENT. HOWEVER TRUST MY BEAUTIFUL MIND. I WILL GROW SOMETHING GOOD IN THIS GARDEN. THE DIFFERING COLORS ARE FOR LEGIBILITY AND NOT TO SHOW WHAT TEAM.

SOLDIER : soldier does not know what a furry is. he has a fursuit. he calls it his battle armor. its awful. it reeks. its handmade. possibly made using real fur. hes infamous at every con in the country. hes banned at the one in teufort. he uses his suit to blend in with the other con-attendees because he thinks they are actual, real anthropomorphic animals. he identifies heavily with his fursona and draws it frequently. PYRO : pyro SCOUT : hates them with a passion but if you ask him why he just says 'i dunno.. i just think its kinda weird'. probably out of some desperation for peer approval. but also at the same time itd be really funny if he just didnt care. pick your poison DEMO : demo is like "aye thats a wee bit odd" and then gets in an argument with scout about what his fursona would be because scout is like "with your halloween costumes i thought youd love being drawn as a hyena" (its a maned fox) and then he gives a long drunken (argument goes on for a long time) speech about why hed be . like. a cu-sith or something. ('those things aint even real' 'yes they fuckin are mate ive seen one with me own eye') . if he actually saw someone in a fursuit depending on sobriety and their sona he either wouldnt really care because people can have hobbies or he would start acting buddy buddy because he mistook it for the wulver HEAVY : heavy doesnt really care for that kinda stuff. doesnt see the point in wearing animal suits unless you are camoflaging among the bears in the siberian wilderness in order to get their meat without gaining the attention of the mother. pyro draws him a fursona once and hes like . mm. good. because bears are large and honorable creatures. SNIPER : sniper is a man who lives alone in a camper van whos job is sitting still all day. he would be a furry. see my vision boy. itd be some weird animal too like a reptile or something. he wouldnt be loud and proud about it. he dreams scout finds out in the way a bully finds out about the protagonists dark secret in a high school drama movie and then tells everyone else and then they kill him with hammers and he wakes up in a cold sweat. ENGINEER : engie doesnt bash it because hes glad folks have their hobbies and he can admire the creative skill and ability of the community. pyro draws him as a beaver sometimes (non anthropomorphic, just a beaver with a hardhat, goggles and overalls) and he doesnt mind and it starts becoming his favourite animal because of that. i dont think he'd ever really directly identify with the community though. probably calls them 'furbies' from time to time because he forgets the word. SPY : spy thinks theyre all degenerate freaks and is happy to loudly claim this. he has several incredibly expensive suits and attends cons frequently. hes been here for years. he tries to sneak around it and deny anything to do with them but the team Knows. they all know. MEDIC : i honestly didnt know for him. other mod suggested he has an awful flesh homunculus fursuit that lives and breathes on its own. you crawl inside and its sticky and wet and warm and pulses. doesnt even have anything to do with the subculture.

[auxiliary-support]

Hello!!!

I'm a TF2 blog that really wants to get into the fandom :3 I want to write x reader teensy bits for everyone else while also sometimes gushing about my love for the mercs (as well as share my own)

I will write for every merc, as well as Ms. Pauling, Saxton Hale, and others of the sort. I will also take questions as them! This may eventually turn into a roleplay blog, I dont know yet.

[doctorludwigtf2]

Medic! Heavy told me you do surgeries on teammates. I am soon to become one. My brother likes you so I trust you, you have permission to give me strange organs. Especially if will make me stronger!

Oho! Vell, some surgeries are reserved just for Heavy, eheh- Medic blushes a little, messing with his hands.

But I vill do mein best do make you strong!

[thecozycamper]

He can sleep sleep anywhere.

On the recreation room couch? Out like a baby.

On the locker room bench? He’s still propped up.

The floor? Leaning against the kitchen counter? Standing? Gone.

Of course WILL he sleep just anywhere? Only if he’s really that tired or it’s convenient.

[yourfaveisomegaverse]

The Administrator from TF2 is an Alpha

The Administrator from Team Fortress 2 is an Alpha

[ask-the-tf2-mercs]

medic, what is your favorite organ

Medic: Heavy's heart. [sighs dreamily, looking at his latest x-ray of him]

[aggressive-positivity-network]

[just-mebs]

I swear to god there was a EngieScout fic on AO3 that I can't seem to find anymore that had this really sweet conversation between Engineer and Scout's mom. Since I can't find it and I'm not convinced that it was just a figment of my imagination, I'm just going to be thinking about Scout bringing Engineer home to meet his mom/brothers for the first time and everything that goes with it.

Like Engineer being stressed out of his mind wanting to make a good first impression, he's a countryman at heart and knows what it means to meet your partner's folks for the first time. Worried out of his mind about what kind of reaction it's gonna get even after Scout assures him that it's okay. He brings Ma flowers, dresses in his best non-oil-stained shirt, and even shaves to look as nice as he can.

Scout tells him that he looks like he's going to church and Engineer can only hope that's not a bad thing.

Just the idea of Scout not being even an ounce helpful. He doesn't understand what Engineer is even worried about, doesn't get why he's so dressed up. He's not complaining, he likes seeing Engie all nice looking for him, but this? Stressed out of his mind? Scout would rather bring him home covered in feathers than see him look this queasy again.

Oh god, when Engie meets all of Scout's brothers they're all 100% there waiting to beat the shit out of whatever little punk thinks he's good enough for their little brother - only to instead see a short, nervous, man, nearly in his 40s, gripping a banquet like his life was in danger. He greets each of them by name, memorizing each of them from what Scout had talked about all those hours they spent in the workshop together, and when he gets to Ma he tries to ignore the fact that he seems closer in age to her than he is to Scout.

I also want to image most of Scout's family being like a little on edge when talking to Engie, waiting for him to "fuck up" in a sense since Scout had of course bragged about how smart Engineer was. All of them waiting for him to talk down to them uneducated folks like the smart types all did - but Engineer isn't like that - he may be smart but he isn't one to put others down unless he needs to, plus his smooth country accent? He sounds more like a hick than anything else really, and that comforts the family more than anything he could do. Like, he knows how to explain things for the common folk to understand (hell, he's dating Scout, he needs to be able to do that). He knows how to "dumb down" his work without making others feel dumb, there's no need to ramble about gizmos and thingamajigs, if they want the nitty gritty of it all they can ask later.

I just think that the entire first meeting is so so stressful, but in the end it works out perfectly fine. They might still be a bit cautious for one reason or another but for the most part i think they'd all get along in the end. The family can see how much he cares for Scout, hell looking at how much he did to give a good first impression is proof enough, so as long as he doesn't go breaking his heart Engineer is good in their eyes

[blu-nurse-needs-sleep]

What are your thoughts on the other mercs?

(Disclaimer. This will include headcanons and ocs and these opinions aren't fully accurate to any rps I've had with others)

Me and Medic are close for obvious reasons. I'm his assistant in Medical. Though he is like a father to me and was the one to help me back then. A few of the others have compared me to being his guard dog.

I don't talk to Heavy. Simple reason; I don't like his relationship with Medic. He is a good man on the field. No more, no less.

Scout is... something alright. He can be annoying and I hate how he reeks of tobacco. Though at the same time he's the only one willing enough to let me experiment on him.

I don't like Spy. I don't like his fighting methods. I don't like his smell. I don't like his voice. I detest the man.

Pyro is lovely. They were one of the first in the team to approach me after I joined. It was easy to understand him and they're a pleasure to be around.

I don't really talk to Sniper. He doesn't tend to hang around much and prefers to stick to himself, and I will respect that. Though every so often he teases me and has pulled my tail before.

Soldier was the hardest for me to get used to being around. He's naturally very loud which can be hard when you have very sensitive ears. He does try to tone it down around me which is sweet.

Demo can be nice. He does get drunk often but usually when his hangovers hit in the morning he visits Medical and has me or Medic check him to make sure everything is alright. It took me a bit to understand his accent but he's a nice guy.

Engineer is really nice. I think he's my second favorite teammate after Medic. I enjoy his presence and I've fallen asleep in the workshop just listening to him rant about something he's working on or to the sound of the machinery. He's also who I have to go to when my legs stop working.

(oc) Boxer is... an interesting case. Technically we're brothers since our fathers are together, but we rarely talk. The most we communicate with is leaving drinks and snacks at each other's doors. But I won't deny that they can be nice since he was the one that found me puking up the enemy and comforted me.

(oc) Archer... Oh how I detest her. She is a two-faced lying little- Sorry... I don't like Archer. We never will and never can get along. She is the bane of my existence and if she were to die and never respawn, I would celebrate.