#thank u ryan for asking !! < 3

[enjomo-arch]

@ferromagnetiic asked : // Ace singing headcanons, please! How often does he sing? Who does he like to sing songs by? What does his singing voice sound like? Anything!

singing  headcanons  right  up  for  you  !!  tehee

so  let's  start  with  the  first  one  -  how  often  does  ace  really  sing  ?

the  answer  is  ...  ——  not  often.  you  can  catch  him  humming  songs  and  vibing  to  them  but  fully  singing  only  happens  maybe  at  a  party  or  if  he's  organising  a  house  party  himself  in  the  apartment.  ace  is  not  really  the  open  singing  type  but  he  doesn't  mind  having  fun  with  music  especially  if  there  are  other  people  who  would  follow  along  !  he's  not  very  much  embarrassed  about  it  or  feeling  shy  to  sing.  he  just  much  more  prefers  singing  to  come  naturally,  in  a  moment  of  true  vibe  when  you  feel  the  flow  coursing  through  you,  yeah  ?  he  also  sings  when  he  plays  his  guitar  sometimes  !! 

who  does  he  like  to  sing  songs  by  ?

ace  is  very  much  a  guy  who  falls  into rock  and  roll  and  heartland  rock  genres,  country  music  as  well.  he's  neutral  about  pop  and  other  genres.  his  favourite  all  time  artist  would  be  bob  seger  and  songs  like  old  time  rock  and  roll  &  rock  and  roll  never  forgets.  the  music  and  vibes  give  him  good  memories  from  his  hometown  and  state  he  used  to  live  in  before  moving.  i'd  say  he's  also  somewhat  a  rap  guy  but  less  than  being  a  true  rock  and  roll  fan  so  he  does  sing  along  these  artists  the  most. though he's not opposed to listening to songs done by pentakill, true damage, kda & heartsteel as well. in truth he's seen them live as well.

what  does  his  singing  voice  sound  like  ?

honestly  this  is  very  tricky  and  i've  been  wondering  endlessly  how  ace's  voice  would  sound  like.  i  think  i  imagine  his  singing  voice  to  be  raspy,  gritty,  and  emotionally  charged.  like  rock  voice  that  carries  a  raw  and  edgy  quality.  something  very  passionate  and  intense.  i  tend  to  lean  into  a  voice  claim  /  voice  reference  towards  jared  weeks  particulary  this  song  where  it  also  has  a  good  tune  and  imaginery  how  ace's  guitar  play  sounds  like.  you  can  hear  ace's  southern  accent  within  it  as  well.

[papamagee]

how do u feel about the supermega pop up? the ppl would like to know! (this is not invasive im just gathering inquiries from supermega accs i follow)

omg i haven’t posted anything about it because im sooooo butt hurt that i cant go 😭😭 but it looks soooooo fun and cool i rlly hope everyone has a good time and gets all sorts of fun stuff 💚

[h3xactinellida]

Fmk

Tape worm

A singular fungal hyphae

Brain eating ameoba

I wanted to send an fmk and then inwent blank so have this

oh this is so good. fuck the tapeworm. although those guys have so many gonads etc he’s defo getting knocked up. i’d marry the singular hyphae and then we can grow our little family into a network that takes over the world. and then kill that brain eating amoeba so hard those scare the shit out of me.

[andrewblurmoved]

25, 49, 50 <3

25. How many books do you own? 211 physical books & 82 kindle books <3

49. What book has inspired you? answered here <3

50. What book got you into reading? i don't rmr what book got me originally into reading but the book that got me back into reading was cemetery boys by aiden thomas <3

[inquisitiveheretic]

love that moodboard you made, wonder how many people realize theres pictures of pete wentz in there

i was also kind of wondering that LMFAO

[luveline]

hi miss jade <3 if it hasn’t been done already, could you possibly write poly!marauders with a depressed reader? maybe she’s having a particularly hard time lately and she’s trying to hide it from them but they notice she’s been really quiet recently. then one day while they’re all just sitting together, one of them looks over and sees a tear rolling down her cheek and they comfort her </3 if this isn’t something you’re up to writing i understand! thank you nonetheless lovely <3

thank u for ur request lovely!

modern au 

“No,” Remus is whispering, “that's the other actor.” 

James leans into his side. You've successfully crammed yourselves onto the three seater sofa, all four of you. You're on one arm, Sirius the other. If Sirius and James sit together during a movie they won't stop talking, and if you and Remus sit together you'll spend the entire movie telling each other what other movies the actors have been in. 

James and Remus seem to have found a loophole. Sirius tries uselessly to reach over their shoulders to touch you, but James blocks him by accident, head tilting back in a laugh. 

You aren't in the mood for movies. Not their fault, not anyone's, but a melancholy has its hooks in you, and you'd excuse yourself to spend time alone with it if it didn't immediately draw their attention. You're not sure you want to be alone, either. 

James reaches for your hand even as he speaks to Remus excitedly, “He's Ryan Gosling, right?” 

“Yeah, James,” —said with love— “that's Ryan Gosling.” 

You hold James' hand. It's a very real, very gentle tether, but eventually the noise in the room turns white. You lay your cheek on the sofa arm and watch the movie pass by in colours. Dusky orange, pink, blue rain. Your hard times recently have felt longer, deeper, and you've floundered in them helplessly. 

Though the boys couldn't make it worse, their devotion tends to hurt. You feel like you're letting them down whenever you can't fight your lethargy. Even now when you're together for a normal night, you're stuck under the weight of it. You could be playing with James’ hair the way he loves, or telling Remus something interesting about the movie. You could crawl across the two chatterboxes and ask Sirius what he did at work today while he draws shapes into the back of your hand. But you're not. And everything begins to feel worse. 

The TV flickers. The room hums. The tear that slides down your cheek is hot as the drag of a pin. 

You shift down into the arm to hide it as more follow. James pulls his hand away, and you assume he's just getting comfortable, but he puts it on your shoulder, the sofa whining as he leans in. “Hey…” he whispers, nearly too soft to hear. He must've been watching you. They've been doing that more and more lately. 

Your shoulders shake as the first sob brews. They aren't overly loud, you aren't wound tightly enough to really cry, you're just defeated. Tired and scared that this feeling is forever. 

The contented atmosphere in the room drains quicker than snapped fingers. “What's wrong?” Sirius asks. 

You curl away from James. You can't pretend you aren't crying and you don't really want to, but something about his touch feels raw. He comes closer, leaning into you, hand chasing around to your front where it rests over your heart. “It's okay,” he says soundly. “Oh, honey, it's okay.” 

James isn't as heavy with the pet names as the other two. When he does use them, they're genuine but said in high spirits. Almost like a joke, his ever-present humour shining through. He's warm and steady behind you, his lips brushing your ear as he hugs you to his chest. “It's okay,” he whispers, pressing a quick kiss to your cheek. 

“Sorry.” 

Remus says your name unhappily. They know better than to converge on you, and James has always been good at comforting people. Maybe his solidness in both physicality and personality does him credit, but more likely it's his unending patience. He doesn't rush you into feeling better. He just stays right there at your side until you stop shaking. 

“Sorry,” you say again, voice in fractured layers, “I don't know…” 

“I know,” he says. “Let's sit up, okay? Sit up.”

Remus gives you a look with just enough heartbreak that when he holds out his hand, you raise yourself up, knowing James will take you by the waist and help you over his lap. You smush in between their legs as Remus wipes your face dry, and Sirius meets your eyes around his shoulder. It all works to lift the weight from your chest, not fully, but enough to breathe. 

“You don't have to explain.” 

“Just don't cry more,” Sirius begs. He really hates tears, doesn't know what to do with them. “You're too lovely for tears.” 

“Unless you need to,” James says. 

“Right,” Sirius agrees through a wince. 

“She's okay,” Remus says, rubbing your cheek with his knuckles, “hmm? You're alright.” 

He isn't pressuring you into pretending things are better than they are, he's encouraging, and he knows as you know that you're not very well, but you'll manage in the end. You sink back into James arms and smile at them weakly. 

“I'm okay. I just wanted James to rub my stomach, that's all.” 

“Theatrics in the name of attention,” Sirius says proudly. “As you should.” 

James wraps his arms around your front, giving your abdomen a squeeze as he leans down to say, “I'll rub your stomach all night if you want me to,” with a warmth so tender it escapes words. 

Remus drops back into Sirius rather aggressively. “Make haste.” 

“Make haste?” Sirius presses his nose into Remus’ curls, his voice dripping with a feigned contempt, “You make haste, you sick freak.” And then he raises his hand to cover Remus' stomach in mirror of James’ touch. 

You breathe out long and slow, eyes closing of their own accord. “I'm not going to sleep, okay? I'm just tired.” 

James gets comfortable underneath you. “Do what you want, babe. I'm here for the night. If I need to pee I'll just hoist you into Moony's lap for a bit.” 

“I can fit two, thanks,” Sirius interjects. 

“Fine. I'll hoist you into his lap. Though I've no clue why you'd want to spend any time with that bossy bastard.” 

[esrwag]

(EXTRA)ORDINARY LOVE

pedri gonzalez x famous!reader

summary: in which a relationship thought to last forever starts posting less of each other. will it be the end?

part 1: amigos de la infancia

sharing their friends to lovers relationship over the years through instagram posts. pedri is a professional fangirl.

warnings: language… for now.

NOVEMBER 26, 2013

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NOVEMBER 25, 2018

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MAY 27, 2019

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NOVEMBER 25, 2019

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DECEMBER 13, 2019

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DECEMBER 14, 2019

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MAY 27, 2020

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pedri just want to wish André 3000 the most special, magical birthday ever. i love you with all my heart. also, happy birthday to my y/n

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AUGUST 20, 2020

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pedri 💙❤️💙❤️

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OCTOBER 20, 2020

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NOVEMBER 25, 2020

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MAY 27, 2021

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pedri happy birthday to the love of my life, you've changed my life more than you know. i love you 🤍🩵

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pedri still can’t believe i’m your muse. seriously i love you

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pedri OUR baby*

DECEMBER 13, 2021

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JANUARY 1, 2022

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yourusername 2021 adeu 2022 holAAAA :} to start off the year i have decided to release glue song early !!! my favorite love song i've written so far, i hope this makes you feel happy as much as it makes me. big shoutout to my friends and family for making me feel loved and who i am also dedicating this song to. finally, big love to my pedro, the reason as to why i wrote this song in the first place. please enjoy 🤍🏹

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pedri i love you

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mikkykiemeney 2022 has been saved!! this is a masterpiece y/n ily

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landonorris goated 🫡

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FEB 14 2022

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yourusername MOTOMAMI ALBUM ❤️‍🔥 OUT NOW. madre miiiia! you asked, and we listened: after 3 years, it makes me very happy to share this precious art with you. thank you for waiting. thank you to everyone who helped bring these crazy ideas to life !! i also want to thank landonorris, who made time in his busy schedule to help shoot and photograph the music videos. lastly, i want to dedicate this album to my mother and boyfriend. thank you thank you from the bottom of my heart. i love you motomamis.

p.s. i have a special annoucment in a few weeks. it starts with t and ends with our ;)

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landonorris it was a pleasure 🦋 thank you. everything about the album is absolutely amazing

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MARCH 8 2022

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pedri always the happiest with you. happy anniversary to my person, my love, my y/n. five years and counting. here’s to growing old but never growing up 👴🏼❤️👵🏼

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ferrantorres happy anniversary ❤️

MARCH 8 2022

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yourusername happy anniversary my love. thank you for always fixing everything with just a smile. it’ll be my pleasure to write you love songs for the rest of our lives 🤍🩵

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user the most unproblematic and cutest couple in the game

rosylopez78 en los buenos y en los malos momentos... siempre juntos (trans: in the good and bad times... always together)

JUNE 24 2022

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yourusername BARCELONA T'ADORO ❤️‍🔥🦋 motomami tour has been amazing and i'm extremely grateful for the love my fans have given me. i cannot wait for what's next, latinoamerica y the states be ready. also swipe for a surprise >.< they somehow got past security

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pedri i am motopapi #y/nhive #1fan #TopSupporter

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NOVEMBER 22 2022

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TWITTER

ale’s note 🏷️ : so… !!!! this is the end of part one. it was very fun and interesting to create my first social media au. let’s all pretend it’s in spanish only because i don’t want to go back and forth. sorry for any errors. it only goes down from here hehehehe

[hyukalyptus]

HP HP HP !!!

sending this to soobin while he’s out with friends to tease him ☺️ w chubby reader ofc do i even need to specify anymore lmao

the link is like,, semi-nsfw ig?? nothing explicit but it’s suggestive lol

cw. chubby!reader, sending nudes (kinda), soft soobie, nipple play, consent is sexy :3

omggg peeacch u got me kickin n gigglin. soobin would literally combust lol. just thinkin about him in a restaurant booth and he gets ur text, but when those pop up he gets that surprised look on his face like 'o' you know the one. and hides the screen from everyone else so he can giggle at them to himself

and sorry if im disappointing everyone w the lack of mean dom but i just see him sending a cute message back like~

you're so beautiful, baby <3 or that dress looks so pretty with your hair~ kinda thing. nd he can't help but be giddy the rest of the evening lol. and all his friends are like bro whats wrong w u and he does the lil debby ryan hair tuck like nothing~ heeheehee

but when he gets home :( nd ur just relaxing on the couch and y'all share a cute lil chat of how were your friends? good, but i missed you. i missed you too. you look so pretty. thank you babe :3

and sry but consent is the hottest thing to me so he walks over and he fiddles with the sleeve a bit before asking a cute lil "can i?" and you nod and he unties it slowly before slipping his hand under the fabric too feel u <3

and u eventually end up straddling him in bed, leaning over him so he can squeeze both of ur tits together, licking ur nipples for however long he wants, just so slow and warm and cozy and AH.

[fizzywashere87]

Fizzy | 15 | She/Her | RoTMNT, and TMNT, Othello Von Ryans wife, I write for TMNT, self shipping fanfics (Don't mind my mood board)

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#pam-pam-certified-badass! (my moots @/thegreatgodpam who seems like a certified badass!)

#kitty-wiz! (my moots @/kittykittyanon who is super super sweet!! i can't wait to start talking with you more!!)

#dani-with-the-gun! (my moots @/acutiewithagun who is super awesome and cool! you're so sweet :D)

#oliver-arrived! (my moots @/olisix823 who seems like a certified sweetheart!! i can't wait to talk more with you!)

#blair-bae! (my moots @/baecakie who is super sweet! can't wait to talk more!!)

#finnister-my-man! (my moots @/finleyforevermore who is super cool and awesome!! i can tell we're going to be besties forever!)

credits to @saradika-graphics for the dividers! (I use them on all my posts)

special thanks to @soulynummy for helping with my pinned post!

[userblaney]

KHADIZAH I DESPERATELY need to know your top 5 Ryan Blaney looks IN ORDER pleasepleaseplease

OH MY GOD okay thanks for this elle i love you. okay. strap in. this is personal taste btw if u disagree thats on u xx

look 1: mid season long untrimmed hair, slightly heavier stubble/beginnings of a fuller beard ryan. peak gender, peak he-needs-his-pussy-ate look.

look 2: very specific but 2023 championship weekend ryan. not just because i fucking LOVE a good full beard and the luscious locks. but also because of the sentimental value xx

look 3: the one and only blaneystache. roger ur so evil for making him cut it off. dont matter if its the short haired + mustache combo. or the long hair gorgeous beautiful flowing mane + stache combo. or the covid Interesting amount of stubble + mustache combo. literally the most versatile blaney look i eat it up every time xx

look 4: early wood brothers/pre cup series ryan. favourite twink in the whole world. feel bad for grouping them both together but there is one more look i wanna show some love

look 5: halloween blaney. ESPECIALLY when he crossdresses. (dont have the og vers. of the purple whatever hes supposed to be so have the meme i made xx)

anyways thanks for asking elle this was great to do because this dude changes his hair so often. in conclusion i need him like crazy x

[grumpycakes]

Cause @the-indoor-kites TIPPED ME ABOUT IT???? (Still reeling thank you) it's time for

SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE VOTE 2, DISASTER BOOGALOO

SO WHAT HAS HAPPENED???

A lot, but a culmination of McCarthy not going extreme enough for the far right, while also not offering anything to the democrats (actually sometimes promising small ass things and then REFUSING WHEN IT COMES TO IT) has made McCarthy super unpopular w everyone.

AND THEN the govt needed the budget made/approved (an unfortunately YEARLY THING). Far Rights want horrendous shit in there, republicans don't want anything helpful that the Dems want. The classics. But in the face of a shutdown, McCarthy RIGHTLY chooses to avoid it by working w the Dems to pass a few weeks pass to work on their shit to get it figured out.

This makes the far right (Gaetz being the one to do it all either alone or as the point person) lose their shit.

And remember how he had to agree to weird ass rules to get the Far Rights to vote for him? Well one of those stupid rules was, instead of needing a group of people to agree to trigger a vote on if they want to oust the speaker. THEY ONLY NEED ONE PERSON. GAETZ.

So Gaetz calls for a vote on keeping McCarthy. Enough Rebups refuse to vote for him that unless Dems vote for him to save his ass he's toast.

Thing is McCarthy has been badmouthing the Dems to the press and blaming THEM for the budget not happening. So tho the Dems are like LOLL FUCK YOU THEN BRO. AND N O N E OF THEM VOTE TO SAVE McCARTHY. N O N E

So McCarthy is out. His bestie is PISSED and slams the gavel super hard and dismisses them.

We have no speaker, congress doesn't function if we don't have a speaker. (though some are floating the idea that they allow the interim speaker have powers to allow them to pass the budget lol aaaaa)

Repubs gotta pick a nominee for speaker. (Dems are still more than happy to back Hakeem Jeffries). Repubs have two dudes that are most likely. Steve Scalise and Jim Jordan

Scalise

Got shot in that one baseball shooting back in 2017

Has been the Repub WHIP (the assistant leader to the party leader)

Would not say that the election wasn't stolen

WINS THE NOMINATION TO BE VOTED ON FOR SPEAKER

REMOVES HIMSELF AS A CANDIDATE FOR THE SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE???????

Jordan

Was the Ohio Wrestling Coach when their Team Doctor (Strauss) abused players (Denies knowing anything, is not believed)

wanted to be speaker after Paul Ryan was ousted (but dems won the house and his dreams were THWARTED)

Wanted to be minority leader, McCarthy won instead

actually floated himself as an option when McCarthy lost the first 3 votes earlier in the year

May have been asking for a pardon after jan 6

So like neither of these dudes are great, but I would have assumed the Whip would be the next speaker... and then he stepped away????

They could have voted last week, but declined w some republicans saying that Jordan didn’t have the votes. so they were taking the weekend to get ppl on board.

BRINGING US TO TUSEDAY 10/17/2023 around like noon.

Stefanik is in an aggressively pink skirt suit (probably not the right term) and gives a basic ass speech for Jim Jordan. Kinda a WE GOTTA GET IT TOGETHER SO VOTE FOR OUR IDIOT sentiment. Pro Israel cause they’re hoping that makes republicans care (loll please)

Jim Aguilar comes up, nice to see u again sir. Also gives a basic ass speech but Dems. They chant w him on a repeated line. Like okay but weird. Nominates Jeffries.

No other nominations.

NOTABLE VOTES

(literally no promises on spelling)

Bacon - McCarthy

Billorakis - MIA/doesn’t vote when recalled

Boebert - toes the line w Jordan

Buck - MIA/Emmer on recall

Chavez DeReemer - McCarthy (rumbling from the crowd)

Connolly - says something but votes Jeffries crowd gives reaction

DeEspazito - Zelden (who the fuck is that)

Diaz-Ballart - Scalise (Republicans you have one job……)

Ellsey - García (bunch of murmuring and again WHO THE FUCK)

Gonzales (Tony) - Scalise (well Jordan’s for sure lost)

Granger - Scalise

James - MIA/votes for John Cole in the recall (????)

The respective parties clap w their nominees vote for themselves. It is dumb and wasting time (but the republicans don’t sound as enthusiastic as the dems rofl)

Joyce - MIA/votes Jordan on recall

Kelly of PA - Scalise

Kiggins of VA - McCarthy (my dudes, he’s not getting re-elected…)

LaLota - Zelden (oh fun, he has more than one supporter)

LaMaufa - MIA/McCarthy on recall

Lawler - McCarthy

Lee of NV - vote for Jeffries but gets laughter???

McCarthy - Jordan (gets applauded. Hope that stings u fart)

Pelosi gets applause for her Jeffries vote

Rutherford - Scalise

Scalise - gets “Good Boy” claps for voting Jordan

Scott (Austin) - gets applause for voting Jordan?

Simpson - Scalise

Spartz - MIA/votes for Massey (loll you can hear a reporter go Massey??? When it’s called)

VanOrden - gets one dingus clapping for him for voting Jordan?

Womack - Scalise (y’all a mess)

432 Present • 217 votes to win

200 votes Jordan

212 votes Jeffries (dems erupt in cheers, interim speaker looks annoyed lol)

6 McCarthy (sad my dudes)

3 Lee Zelden

7 Scalise (ha ha even Scalise beat you McCarthy)

1 Garcia

1 Tom Emmer

1 Tom Cole

1 Tom Massey

(Damn the toms)

No majority, no speaker has been chosen.

Interim speaker is REAL LOUD w that damn gavel. Immediately calls recess, feed cuts out.

They go into recess for like 2 hours.

NEWS HIGHLIGHTS

- Rep Huizenga talks to reporters says he’s leaving cause they need to take more time to get more idiots on board.

- Spokesperson said 2nd vote to come at 6pm (it did not lmao)

- Jordan apparently asked to meet w Scalise to get more ppl on board. SCALISE APPARENTLY DECLINED

- Rep Buck said Jordan will lose more votes if he tries again. This could deflate the republicans in wanting to vote for him if he’s not a winning candidate

- 9 Republicans would have to vote present to allow Jeffries to win (which he would, since Jordan didn’t get over 200) but it would be against their interest and political suicide.

- republicans who don’t like Jordan were pushing for a second vote that night to further embarrass Jordan

Vote 2 next! >

[sugarandspicewriting]

Love Languages for the Counselors

A/N: Sorry Max’s is so short my brain wasn’t cooperating. Also I pulled these out of my ass when I was supposed to be sleeping enjoy <3

Ryan

~ I’m going to say quality time

~ he does that introvert thing where he just *exists* in the same room as the people he loves and it’s more than enough for him

~ that’s not to say he would never talk to you he wants to get to know you he’s just a little awkward about it

~ please help him he’s struggling

~ will eventually let you listen to his podcasts with him just don’t ask so many questions mid episode

~ he will happily clear things up for you afterwards❤️

Dylan

~ words of affirmation with a little bit of physical affection thrown in

~ ik he loves goofy pet names and probably tires to embarrass you with them while just sitting with you

~ “My cinnamon sugar apple. My honeybun sugar plum. My sweet peace of ass”

“Dylan wtf”

“Okay sorry. Can you hand me that pen over there”

~ does the traditional babe/baby too

~ also not shy to voice his love for you. Not a day goes by where he doesn’t tell you

~ likes to top off his sugary words with a peck on the cheek to leave you wanting more of him

Kaitlyn

~ Acts of service

~ In cannon she has trouble expressing herself and I think that shows in her relationships too

~ She can’t always get the words out or let herself be vulnerable but she will hold the door for you and save you a seat wherever you go

~ thank her and she’ll scoff

~ I can imagine her helping you style your hair and if it’s long she’ll chastise you and say that if you can’t handle it you should cut it short like hers

~ you never have to ask her for anything, she’ll always do whatever she can for you but she might call you stupid in the mean time

~ “here I brought you some water”

“Oh thank you that’s so sweet of you :)”

“Yeah well someone has to keep you from getting dehydrated. Now shut up and drink”

Jacob

~ do I really even have to say it

~ physical👏🏻affection👏🏻

~ once you give him the go ahead for PDA (if you are okay with it) prepare to be picked up and squeezed at any given moment

~ doesn’t matter how big you are he’s stronk

~loves kissing u. Will do it until your lips are swollen if you don’t stop him.

~I can also see him as an ass slap man if you consent to it before hand

~ if he’s wearing jeans pls put your hand in his back pocket while walking around. He’s beaming the whole time it’s so gross

~overall just a big teddy bear who will smoosh you with his man boobs if you ask

Emma

~ another words of affirmation counselor

~ she’s a little different in her approach than Dylan

~ she will use pet names if you like them but also just loves to compliment you

~ “Did you change your hair? I love it!” “You always look beautiful/handsome/attractive but you looks especially good today.” “That color looks so good on you!” That kind of stuff

~ will not be at all embarrassed to post you on her social media. Brags about you all the time actually

~ “This is my S/O! I love them and if you’re mean I’m blocking you”

~ includes you in her videos if you want to be in them

~ she’s my blorbo

Abi

~ gift giving but not in the way you might think

~ @bloodverz wrote a post about the counselors bringing you back little trinkets from hikes and stuff and I think that fits her character very well

~ “this rock made me think of you :)” you will end up with a rock collection whether you like it or not

~ I hc that she has a garden at home and she grows flowers and food for you

~ this might be more on the side of acts of service but I also see her doodling on your arms and legs if you let her. It’s a little gift to remember her by later

~ bonus points if you get something she drew on you as a tattoo she’ll be so flustered so give her some kisses

Nick

~ Another snuggly boy but less obvious that Jacob

~ pretty shy about pda

~ he’ll hold your hand, give you hugs, and give chaste kisses but that’s about it unless you want him to turn red and forget how to move and talk

~ in private he won’t let go of you

~ pulls you in his lap to get the kisses he was too shy to ask for in public

~ a hand kisser too he’ll grab your hand and kiss all your fingers wait let me stop before I need to lie down 😮‍💨

~ he runs pretty hot which can get annoying in the summer but during the winter you can latch onto him like a Koala and he won’t stop you

~ Rub your nose on his and make him blush. Do it.

Laura

~ mmmmm I’m going to go with acts of service

~ we get to see her interact with Max in the game but they’re in a dire situation most of the time

~ however idk if every relationship is strong enough that you will literally kill your camp director for but Laura did

~ she would do anything for you and she tells you that often

~ on top of that she’ll do little things for you like making your breakfast in bed once in a while

~ takes such good care of you when you’re sick she’s not leaving until you’re better

Max

~ words of affirmation

~ he loves you and he’s not afraid to shout it from the rooftops either

~ constantly reminding you how much you mean to him he’s so soft 🥹

~ I can also see him being very touchy but putting physical touch again feels like a cop out djejaodih

~ expect a good morning and good night text every day

[grievedeeply]

Hi!!! I love your works<33!!! I was wondering if u could do The Quarry counselors spending time with the reader while its snowing??

Thank you!!!

i just hit 1,000 followers!! thank you all so very much. knew i had to write this asap <3 this is a super cute request and it's hot as fuck where i live so i'm gonna take this opportunity to say i miss winter. hope you enjoy!! all of the counselors are included in this, so they're a bit short

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spending time with the counselors while it's snowing

ryan erzahler

ryan's favorite season is winter in my mind. he loves being indoors and drinking warm beverages and enjoying the weather. usually from inside

if you really want to go outside and play in the snow— even as fully grown adults— he will. he'll give in if you beg and look at him with puppy eyes. it's a major weakness of his

he's freezing cold, but he's throwing snowballs at you and making snow angels. he's making snowmen with you and gathering sticks to use as arms. anything to make you smile, he'll do

by the time the two of you come back inside, your jackets are soaked with melted snow and your fingertips are freezing even through the gloves you're wearing. he wouldn't change that, though

he'll make you some hot chocolate, cover the both of you up in a warm blanket and you'll sit on the couch watching the snow fall together for awhile

ryan is really big on quality time, so he really enjoys lounging around with you on snowy days <3

dylan lenivy

dylan is up and at em! he's practically running outside into the snow with no warm clothes on at all as soon as he sees the weather

you'll have to remind him to put on a winter coat, gloves, a hat, everything. he's so eager to go outside and play and let out his inner child for a little while

he'll throw a snowball at you and it quickly becomes a huge fight between the two of you in your front lawn. neither of you care if you look weird, though

he wants to stay outside for as long as possible. he comes up with a ton of things to do in the snow with you so he doesn't have to go inside

he'll want to make snowmen and he falls over multiple times rolling the snow into perfect balls to use for the body

kaitlyn ka

i don't see kaitlyn as a person who really cares about what it's like outside. she'll see that it's snowing and shrug. it's not her first priority

if you want to go outside, she will. she thinks it's hilarious that you're wanting to play in the snow and she'll end up joining you after awhile

but for the most part, she'd prefer to stay inside. she'll make you a warm drink and put on your favorite movie or show to watch while snuggled up with her on the couch

she'll get the warmest and biggest blanket she could find and cover the two of you up in it, and she loves the time that she gets to spend with you

the cold weather is an excuse to cuddle with you. she's not the best at asking for it, but she's happy it's freezing outside so you're wanting extra warmth

nick furcillo

as an australian, nick is absolutely fascinated with snow. he never saw it growing up so in america he loves going outside and just staring at it for awhile

you'll come up with a few things to do with him while it's snowing, like snowball fights and making snow angels. he's got a smile on his face the entire time

he has the time of his life!! it's such a new experience for him and he has so much fun with you. he never wants to go back inside

after the snow calms down a little, the two of you head inside and curl up to watch some of your favorite christmas/holiday movies to celebrate the winter weather

nick hasn't had many cold winters, and he's glad he gets to spend this one with you

abi blyg

i feel like abi is definitely an outdoorsy person in general. winter probably isn't her favorite of the seasons, but the weather and atmosphere give her something new to draw

she'll sit next to you on a bench in the wintertime, drawing on her notepad. she loves having you around even if your presence makes her heart race

when she isn't drawing, she's happy to go outside and mess around with you in the snow. she's making snowmen and snow angels so quickly

she'll start a snowball fight and spend the entire duration of it not really paying attention to the snow flying at her face. her eyes are just on you

she also enjoys being inside with you after a long day playing in the snow like children. she'll make sure you're all warmed up, and play her favorite holiday movie for you

emma mountebank

as soon as emma sees that it's snowing, she's grabbing onto your hand and pulling you outside even if you're half asleep

i can just imagine her urging you to get up and get dressed. she's just so excited for the snow, even though she's seen it plenty

she loves spending the day with you, too. she loves the weather but she loves your company even more. she comes up with a TON of ideas to do on a snowy day

skiing, snowboarding, sledding. the whole nine years. she calls beforehand and makes sure everything is in place. she takes winter and her activities very seriously

she has such a great time with you, and her cheeks hurt from smiling so much by the end of the day. she loves you, and she's glad she got to share all of those experiences with you

jacob custos

jacob is also really into wintertime. he's 100% going to run outside and just jump into the snow. he'll be freezing cold and instantly regret it afterwards, but he sees you laughing and he suddenly doesn't care

he'll build a snow fort. he doesn't know what he's doing, but he's preparing for a snowball fight. he can just sense it coming

he makes a really awful snowman, but he's super proud of it. he found sticks for arms and ran inside for a carrot. he loves it

he has so much fun with the snow, he doesn't ever want to come inside. he does, eventually. he just hopes for more of the same weather so he could have fun with you again

he tries to warm you up, but he's just as cold— if not colder— than you are, so it fails miserably. it's the thought that counts, though

laura kearney

i feel like laura will spend a few hours outside playing in the snow with you if that's something you want to do. she'll build snowmen with you, make snow angels, whatever you want

she loves seeing you smile so it doesn't really matter what you're doing as long as you're enjoying it, honestly

she does enjoy being inside when it's cold, though. she's great at making hot chocolate and other various foods to eat for the weather

she picks the best movies to watch and she's gonna cuddle you the entire time. she kisses your forehead and holds you close

you'll watch the snow fall from the warmth of your house, and she feels grateful that she has you in her life at all

max brinly

he's outside super quickly. he loves the snow and he loves coming up with things to do during it. he has a lot of fun just thinking about it

max loves sledding. he's got a ton of boards and he knows exactly where to go to have the most fun with it, too

he'll definitely ride down the hill with you, his arms wrapped around your waist. he's laughing the entire time, his stomach filled with butterflies

he's super down to do anything you'd want to do, too. he probably isn't the best at snowball fights, but he does his best. he'll feel a little bad if he hits you, but it goes away as you're laughing about it

after a long day, he's ready to curl up on the couch with you under a ton of blankets and just enjoy your company away from the cold. he wouldn't have it any other way <3

[uncleclam]

uncle clam you are a keystone species in this ecosystem. i would like a second opinion on something from you, as i cannot imagine colt seavers without body hair. i know other rg characters are generally hairless on their torsos, but i just know colt has bushy dirty chest hair. what are your thoughts on this?

Perfect timing where i just finished a doodle piece of Colt c/u/m/ing! With extra hair too!

Ryan himself has very few body hair, you can barely see any chest hair from jacob(crazy stupid love), you can find a few nipple hair tho. For me, its unfair for Colt to have no chest hair right? His long hair and fuzzy beard is giving high testosterone, im giving him bear chest idc-

Also, golden pubes and ass hair is something I never knew i wanted after knowing the existence of holland march and this guy. Thank you anon for asking this and im happy to provide more RG character with body hair hehe :3

Anyway, full art on X

[andrewblurmoved]

spice, orchard, bonfire <3

spice - have you ever encountered a house that you believed to be haunted? yes ! the house i grew up in was definitely haunted <3 orchard - share one thing that you’d like to happen this autumn. i wanna see a vulture. thats not specific to autumn but i feel like i havent seen one in a while bonfire - describe your dream house. big windows, big bath tub, a bunch of plants outside, vines growing up the side of the house, built in bookshelves.... dreamy sigh

[karda]

Hi guys i hate to ask for this but my dog Pluto has been hurt for weeks and we've been doing literally everything we can but he has to go to the vet, and we just dont have the money. He's got foxtails and cactus needles in his foot and hes losing a lot of fur and weight because he's so sick. My dad has talked to every vet around us and nobody accepts payments, and after explaining and showing vets pictures they told us if it doesn't get fixed soon he could get a blood infection and die. He can walk on it, but the blood infection and the foxtail/needles are unfixable without a vet and medicine. If we could take him to the vet he'd have to be muzzled and knocked out, so it'd be around $800 to $1000. Im not expecting to raise that, but literally anything would help. My dad has just started a new job and isn't making much yet and with paychecks so far apart he won't be able to spare the money for months. I don't want to go through my entire life story, but ive been through a lot of shit with this dog and he's protected me, my sibling, and my dad's lives multiple times. I don't want to lose him to this.

its kinda hard to take a picture of, some days its really swollen and horrible and other days it looks a bit better like the second picture. i absolutely cannot spread his toes to show you better because he will bite me.

im also an artist so if you donate on my ko-fi with a request i can sketch something for you. (if i have the time)

my ko-fi is ko-fi.com/karda

my p*ypal link (the name is in my dads name, ryan)

thank u for reading, please share if you can <3 love u guys