#thanks fot the ask!

[dracocheesecake]

Oh I just wanted to ask if you have any platonic! Kai x reader headcanons with dynamic like big guy protects smol creature and maybe being a father figure to them?

Actually yes! Warning, though: Kai isn't exactly a great person.

Father-Figure!Kai x Reader Headcanons:

Why are you so smol and weak? It's not worth taking your chi, really. It would be like eating celery: you burn more than you get out of it.

Someway, somehow, though, for whatever reason, Kai can't seem to get rid of you. At first it seems that you keep on running into each other, and then Kai starts cracking a slight joke or two, full of self-satisfaction. "Alright, I refuse to believe it's destiny at this point: you just have to be stalking me. What, are you a fan or something?"

Then this eventually progresses until you somehow bump into him again, and Kai gets so fed up that he just decides to take you along for the ride with him- supposedly, until he decides just what to do with you.

Kai, of course, in the midst of this rash decision, forgot that you are very mortal and still require things like rest stops, food, warmth, sleep, etc.- Transporting you around isn't exactly like carting around luggage. Kai gets annoyed when you point this out to him, but does (reluctantly) provide for you- while claiming that he's just getting you stronger so he can take your chi later.

He's actually a decent cook, but don't ever critique him. "What? I haven't done this in 500 years, I'm a little rusty. Besides, if you were really hungry, you'd eat anything put in front of you without complaint. Eat or starve."

However, as time wears on, you notice Kai starts being a little less harsh on you. His occasional sardonic remarks become somewhat more playful, and sometimes are punctuated by him rubbing his knuckles against the top of your head in a manner one could almost call...dare I say...affectionate?

You find Kai making you little gifts: a cloak to keep you warm ("It won't be on my head if you freeze to death, at least.") A blade of your very own ("You're weak and small. You need some sort of protection. What? Did you think I was going to follow you around to play bodyguard forever?"), etc.

Kai will also start training you a little as well. It seems harsh and unforgiving to you at first, almost to the point of being cruel- but when you complain to Kai he laughs in your face. "Harsh? You call this harsh? You have no idea how easy I'm being on you. You should have seen how I trained my soldiers!"

*Sarcastic gasp* "You moved me at least half a centimeter! What an improvement!...Nah, fifty push-ups. Now."

When you actually start improving, he actually praises you- though at first it's more as if he's praising his own abilities as a mentor- but you can tell he's actually proud of you, how much you've managed to accomplish in such a short time.

However, if you do somehow manage to run into trouble, Kai is there in an instant- he's not letting anything happen to you, even if you can supposedly handle yourself. If you ask him about it, he just shrugs and says that if anyone's going to take your life, it's going to be him.

Kai also yells at you whenever there's the slightest chance you'll get hurt; the louder he yells, though, the more it shows he cares- he might accidently let a few words slip, such as "Do you have any idea how worried I was?! Do that again, and I'll throw you off a cliff myself! Maybe I should turn you into an amulet after all, and keep you out of trouble!"

Kai grumbles under his breath, calling you an idiot, all while he patches you up with more gentleness than you thought him capable of.

Also expect him to carry you around alot. You have tiny legs and it's faster and easier. Sometimes, though, Kai will scare you by running as fast as he can on all fours, laughing while you scream at him to stop, clinging to his fur for dear life.

Seriously Kai loves messing with you. He calls it his prime source of entertainment. At first his teasing and jokes at you are cruel and dark in nature, and often at your expense; but steadily they start turning more light-hearted, and even get a laugh or two out of you (which makes him smile- but you didn't see it).

Basically Kai doesn't want to outwardly admit that you've grown on whatever little shred of heart he thought had long withered away in his chest. Over time, he's almost come to see you as the child he'd never had the time to have.

When he finally does take your chi, he wears your amulet around his neck, close to his heart. It was hard- harder than he would admit, even to himself- but in his mind, it had to be done: at least this way, he tells himself, he won't lose you.

[fanfictionsrookie]

So, Cinder and Ruby end up in a hotel with only one bed. Who takes the bed and who caves and yells at the other for terrible sleeping habits first?

Ooooh

I think Cinder would offer to sleep on the couch or floor just because it's a habit for her to be able to fall asleep any where when she needs to. Not to mention she is trying to be considerate and perhaps at this point they've never actually shared such an intimate space.

A new boundary or no, Ruby of course would be adamant about them both sleeping in the bed together. There is enough space for both of them and she's shared a bed with her sister and teammates so what is her... not technically together but in that awkward in-between space companion?

Cinder would accept at first just because she doesn't want to make an issue out of it. But sleeping has never been one of her strong suits. Unless she is truly exhausted, falling asleep can take hours and the bed is incredibly uncomfortable. The mattress is thick and plushy and Cinder sinks into them under the weight of all those blankets and pillows. Its too hot and too soft so she gets out of bed in the middle of the night and lies down on the couch with a pillow and blanket.

Now, Ruby has been sneaking into Yang's bed for comfort ever since they were little. It isn't something she could do much when they grew up so a big plush or extra pillow has always accompanied her. Ruby is very particular about her pillows so of course Cinder has to snag the one Ruby had let go of in her sleep.

Ruby wakes up in the early hours of the morning with her hugging pillow gone and her companion as well. There is no way she I'd going to sleep now. So, dragging her duvet and pillows behind her, Ruby weasels her way in with Cinder on the couch.

Cinder, finally on the brink of falling asleep, gets woken up with a:

"Cin? Are you awake?"

"Your habits make anything else impossible."

"The bed is cold now and you have my pillow..."

It's at that point where Cinder just sighs and hold out her arms for Ruby to latch around her torso.

"We're not very good at this sleeping thing, huh?"

"Wake me again and I'll make sure you won't."

It's safe to say they woke up late into the next morning with Ruby ready with some apology brunch.

[aem-ol]

Hello... Is it okay if people pixel their OL MCs alongside your pixels of the LIs? (will you also be making Derek?)

Hi!

Sure, I don't mind if you want to. Just credit me somehow :) (tho I can try and pixel the MCs myself if u want, I think it's really fun to do)

As for Derek, I already started with him but I wanna know if there's a full waistdown image of his step 3? so I can add that as reference. That or I'll just do his step 2 and 4. pls lmk!

[jeanmoreaux]

in ur tags you wrote the unstoppable force post was andreil coded…. well do you know sakavic herself reglogged that post too…. bc eyes are wide open rn

OMGDJJFHDHFJDHDJJDJFJD no i did not know that i did not clock that. makes me feel weirdly validated tho. highlight of my day because yes. YES. it just screamed andreil to me and to have nora go ‘same’ does feel like a win to me. thank you so much for telling me you made my week <3

i mean. yeah eyes wide open. (neil the unstoppable force always on the run, changing, adjusting, moving things along for others as well etc, andrew the immovable object not just in his ethics/morals/approach but also as a source of stability to lean on etc… and their colliding is not just what the want but what the NEED as individuals to grow!!! andrew providing stability for neil to grow roots and have a home and have a place to belong, neil bringing with him a revitalising force, a forward momentum that presents andrew with a future that is more than just an empty existence or a waiting for death but a Life. that’s why they work. like. they wanted to collide, the needed to collide, THEY WERE MEANT TO COLLIDE))

[liamthemailman]

Hi Liam! 🌿✨ for the ask game!!

HIII KAI!! o((>ω< ))o

🌿 Describe your favorite outfit.

im wearing it right now lol

large black and grey jacket with black cargo pants, high cut converse and black mask to match. i recently got a nice silver earring chain thing to complete the look. i would wear more colours but no thanks✨

✨ Do you have any nicknames?

i had a lot of nicknames! My earliest being Shark, then Sharky, Mailman because I helped deliver love letters across school a couple years back.. at some point I was called Grasshopper for being small and fast and a junior green belt in BJJ. I don't recall the reason but I was called Ghost too. Currently though it's Lemon.. Not a lot of nicknames you can get with Liam🍋

[oncewaskas]

BEAST!!!!! :3!!

(its gonna be alright, hopefully this is just some kind of transfiguration mumbo jumbo.. ill get to work on research. -al)

It's not exactly that I think? It was like...some surgery thing. I'm not too sure myself. I hope it's fine. Maybe there's a way to back to normal...or separate us. Call it weird, I'm a bit attached to this beast as it's called. In a way that's me. God this is fucking strange.

BEAST

oh scallops theres another one

[jestroer]

Hit me with those fairies :)

One little fairy just for you! :D

[picnic-slug]

TOP 5 DILFS?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?

THANK YOU. you already know ehat I'm gonna say

#1 of course Father Nier & by extension grimoire weiss

2 shanks one piece

3 thancred. urianger?

4 kaburagi deca-dence

5 shigeru Fujiwara natsuyuu

honorable mentions: spirit albarn, monkey d dragon, corazon, qifrey &olruggio ok I'm probably forgetting a bunch whatever.

[strange-doll-child]

Alicia used to Star gaze with her dad

Aw ☹️

[beastofmoss]

I don't remember what I originally follopwed you for, and honestly thats fine. I'm along for the ride. But the last little while you seem to have been into a show/something with a character named Madara. And me, being heavily into the Naruto anime, keep thinking you mean Madara Uchiha and so when you post the most random crap tagged with Madara I get. SO SO. Confused. lmao.

Love your blog tho. Just had to share because every time it happens I get highly confused, concerned, then realize we arent thinking of the same character and have to have a laugh.

BWUWHWIQJEJEHEH!!! EHSKQLIREJQUJEUEUE

WDYM? THESE GUYS ARE THE SAME CHARACTER???

[summerofspock]

Hey there! I have a small question regarding the Beauty and the Beast AU you've been writing with Naro. What... time period should I imagine Crowley's clothes to be? I really really love the story you constructed and I'd like to visualise it 💜

I'm so glad you're enjoying it! We were going for a mid 1700s vibe. Which I know is a wide target but it's fantasy land so it doesn't have to be 100% realistic

[libelelle]

Tcof: Then when Tails finally gets the nerve to show his sibs the song, they ofc love it and put it in the set list. Bonus points if Tails’s song is played during the Final Showdown

YOU PEOPLE ARE GENIUSES. ohhh imagine that!! i imagine the aftermath like... them going to him and talking through their songs with him... asking him for his thoughts and teaching him about their roles in the band... the joy Tails gets from having his own role in it.

NOT TO MENTION THE SONG AS THE SHOWDOWN SONG!!!!! THE!!! VISUAL I GET FROM THAT!!!!

[imhumanguysiswear]

^^ and Ú-Ù

Holy Titan this was ridiculously fast are you sure you’re not the bot here?

But yeah! Bear hug back to you!

[hauntedpearl]

1,2,12

hiiii muku!!! <3

I'm assuming this is desi asks 🥰

1. What's your first language? Are you more comfortable in it than english ?

i. okay. here's the thing: my parents are from different states so i have two languages i consider my "mother tongue" but i guess the first one I learnt was telugu so I'll say telugu. and not anymore, no :( i used to be most comfortable in it when i was younger, but i went to college with people from all over the country and communicating in English just sort of became the norm? i find myself slipping into English when i speak in Desi languages and it sometimes makes me real sad. but i *am* fairly comfortable in it atleast like i can speak like. oldè telugu and grandhika telugu and what not i just. don't. :(

2. Which state are you from and do you like it ?

Telangana! but i live in Andhra Pradesh now. so i was born way before they became separate states and i love them both <3333

11. Have you ever thought of leaving this country?

CONSTANTLY. a part of it is definitely like. peer pressure. a lot of my peers are not in India anymore and I'm tempted to go too. i did a semester in Denmark and i loved europe so much. another part of it is. like. idk. it seems like there's more freedom there. but I'm just. scared to leave my parents bc they're getting up there in age now :/

desi asks

[volot]

posts to write when insomnia is not wrecking me and im a little farther into my playthrough:

500000 posts talking just about how volo talks and how slimy he is and how he's a real fun guy until you start thinking

the theme of hisui's social environment in regards to kindness, generosity, and it's unsavory past and how heavily that connects to the "better world" volo wants

cyrus's "perfect world" versus volo's "new, better world" and how the language there is very important

the volo-laventon connection i forgot was a lot more prominent than i thought and an analysis on the two comparing/contrasting them

celestica lore let's goooooooooo

volo's positive and well-known(? subjective) image across hisui and how it's extremely important

i post my headcanon about why volo said those final words to laventon re: giratina

[valkyrietookmoved]

Oh mihai the mutual on the text meme :D