HL Incorrect Quote #100
*in the Room of Requirement*
MC, bursting in: I finally did it!
Sebastian from the sofa: Did what?
MC, holding up the Field Guide: I finally found all the pages!
Natty, looking up from her book: THAT'S why you've been casting Revelio everywhere?
MC: Yep! And not only that, but I also found all of those Demiguise statues!
Poppy, while petting Highwing: ...is that why you've been taking cat naps all around Hogwarts?
MC: Yep.
Ominis, from a lounge chair: For the record, sleeping on the floors of Hogwarts are not as bad as you would think.
MC: Oh, and I found ALL of the Astronomy tables!
Amit, by a telescope: You did?! I hope it wasn't too dangerous...
MC: Nonsense! I've dealt with a whole lot worse than some mongrels and spiders. This was a piece of cake.
The group:
MC: And don't get me started on those bloody Merlin trials... But I did all 95 of them!
Sebastian, horrified: 95???
MC: Yes! It was not worth the pints of coffee and tea I downed, but I have done it all!
The group:
MC: I need to sleep. *keels over onto lounge*
The group:
Ominis: The more I hear about what MC does, the more concerned I get.
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"When Sycamore left when he was a child, he read his parents' books at home, packed all of his things, went out on a sunny afternoon, and while watching the flowing clouds he thought "I'll buy some glasses". And then, he left home for good."
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2k3 things that always make me laugh Part 1/?
Mikey and Don's response to Leo's sick burn on Raph in S1E1. Like Seriously. These two were just Oozing shitty younger bro energy I Love Them 🤣
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[both are high]
Max: I'm looking down the camera barrel like— like there's a god in there. Is there a god in there?
Chloe: Oh my God, I cheat at Wordle. I don't know why I just said that.
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It is a pointless exercise that ends in either no conclusion or the conclusion of the dog catching his own tail, which is useless.
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Leander: Yeah, I'm a bad boy.
Sebastian: *raises brow* How so?
Leander: I'm bad at everything.
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