#that boy loves his weird dad

[cozylittleartblog]

who's your favourite lancer dad?

if you mean "who is your favorite character that happens to be in the lancer dad club" its The Big Hot Computer Wife, and that's almost surely the intended question, but if you mean "who is your favorite character to parent him" it is actually, by exactly One (1) point.... rouxls

because i love queen, i love her to bits and pieces, but for all her Mom Energy she is still actually new at the Mom thing. she has some stuff to learn beyond search inquiries and algorithms. and that opens up to all sorts of delightful shenanigans and the relationship To Be Built There is so wonderful, but rouxls has been here, by any canon or non-canon measure, longer than she has, and i think there is a very sweet bond between a naive, terribly lonely boy with a neglectful (sometimes worse) father and the prideful, terribly lonely idiot who has been put in charge of him, who Had to be there when nobody else was. and of course, this idiot caved. it feels like when you look at who they seem to be as characters, they mutually need each other, and i just think that's a really sweet kind of relationship.

... queen will catch up of course, really it's a learning experience for both of them as rouxls was the same brand of Clueless Idiot she is, he's just ahead of her on the board. he's got notes, she can borrow them. maybe they can study together.

comic relief characters can be really deep actually. or maybe i dug this hole myself. but either way, it’s there

[heresronnie21]

! I think cw for spooky eye stuff

I haven’t drawn these 2 in a while but they’re on the mind. I also wanted to draw some ooky spooky eyes and chonky highlights so 2 birds. No one view this on mobile, the colours look off I'll beat u up if you look at this on a phone screen.

[chickensauras]

I think Laois and MY personal favorite creature, The Simurgh, would get along :]

[juliaaadoodles]

🔃

[puppyeared]

Ouhhhh friendship I love friendship……..

[spacepunksupreme]

Sean Connery as Agamemnon in Time Bandits (1981)

if you even care

[dandyshucks]

one of the kiddos really loves rabbits and we're not able to really do much for Easter related activities irl so I thought I'd draw them with their favourite rabbit 'mon ... perhaps a gift from Guz,,,,,

[quietwingsinthesky]

pre-canon spn to me is just Azazel having to show up to parent John’s kids for him so they don’t die a la the Maleficent movie until he starts feeling partial towards Sammy as his favorite of the special children

[iloveyouitisruiningmylife]

i have done everything to make myself as tired as possible so i can sleep as soon as my head hits the pillow but im wide awake😭

[nerves-nebula]

i remember seeing posts a while ago like “daddy issues make u dye ur hair but mommy issues make u a murderer” and that’s NOT TRUE!!!

mommy issues made me realize familiy is not who im born with but who I CHOOSE!!! mommy issues also made me realize some ppl aren’t worth my time!! I dye my hair cuz im gay!!!!!!

[thunderheadfred]

My dad is here working on the basement again and he came into the bedroom where I was resting with the cats to give me an update.

and this huge 70-year old midwestern man who can't help but mutter half-hearted cats-are-weird insults every time he sees a feline, starts gently petting Yogurt and adding words like "cute" and "little"

[fatestouch]

"Mama, I'm back! Is Pops home too?"

"Welcome back, Jinx." Heaven Hallewell immediately beckons her son closer, to press a kiss to his forehead. "Your father is home, resting in bed. He overextended himself, the poor poor thing~"

"He's sick again? Jeez... and he nags at me for being careful, when he does this every other week?"

"Why am I being targeted after just waking up." Reve Hallewell gives both wife and son a half-hearted scowl as he lights a cigarette. "And your mother is exaggerating--as usual; I'm fine. Maybe a bit under the weather, but nothing worth her dramatics."

"You'll stay under the weather if you keep smoking like that, old man. And be nice to Mama; she's delicate! And sensitive!"

"So very sensitive. Please, protect your poor old mother from your mean, mean father, love~"

"Mutiny in my own home. I'm filing for a divorce." He won't--he threatens this at least once a week. "If you insist on being a pest, you're getting the most boring guard job I can find for you, next."

Jinx's groan was music to Reve's ears.

[joethehoeee]

I drew my Changeling oc!

Their name is Kodin <3

Myyy boyyyyy.

He is a very handsome boy.

Their Human form isn’t that special and I was a bit to tired to actually put affort in it but I was also too motivated to not draw it so this is all you get for now. I like his Troll form better-

(And yes I tried to spell his name in the troll language and I hope it's right because it's from a canon book I bought so it should be wrong buuut idc XD)

Some Infos about him:

• He is obviously a changeling and he is about 465 years as a Troll and as a human he would be like 19 years. He still is basically a child. (But pls don’t ask me how their age actually works bc idk )

• He is gay and uses mostly he/they pronouns but he dosen't really care about this. They also had a bf but he sadly died about 100 years ago.

• He wears piercings and also has a tattoo on his back as a Human wich goes over to his troll form because of magic but it looks like his white markings. The small cross on his ear was actually a gift from his dead bf and he ALWAYS wears it. He also wears a small mini braid that was matching with his bf.

• He is a very good sword/dagger fighter and also loves to use a bow. He is more of a stealth and distant fighter but he also has good skill if it comes to 1v1 due to the fact that he is very aggressiv and fast. He isn’t really good with big groups but he would never run away from a fight... unless he is forced to.

• He isn’t particular scared of the dead although he respects it. He will die for what his morals and mind stand for instead of trying to save his life by fake loyalty for Gunmar/Bular or Morgana what almost even cost his head. He is a open traitor since the minute Strickler got him out of the darklands.

• He says straight what he thinks and that's mostly insulting or sarcastic because he is really harsh on it and dosen't fear to speak about hus doubts or mistrust in plans or even people. If someone is closer to him he also showes his softer side wich is very playful and somewhat shy but it still won’t save you from his general jokes and honestie.

• He is very animalistic and lets his Troll form very often get the better of him. He loves to sit like a cat or walk on 4 legs If he runs away or hides from something. His Tail and ears mostly show his Emotionens. (ears go up if happy or alarmed, or go down if scared, and on... ) But he still loves to wear human clothes (mostly at home) because they are more comfortable for him. But he wears his mission equipment (the one in the drawing) everytime he is out for safety.

• He is good at stragety and if things gets serious he is the first person to be 100% there for action and making a plan. Even if most people don’t take him serious because he loves to sit on windows or tables or the lean of the couch which doesn't look very professional but that's what he gets most comfortable with.

• He dosen't bond easily with new people since his one and only love died in his arms and because of his parents abandoning him due to the fact that he is impure. That means he gets very attached and protective over the people he eventually bonds with in any way. Even if he questions them he would still follow them because of the fear of being alone.

• He has no socialskills. He mostly makes jokes about his trauma and makes fun of people no matter if he likes them or not. He curses a lot and even more if he is stressed and that happens often if there are more than 4 people in a room. Beside that he is very chill and dosen't get angry very easily if you don’t provoke him. And he can’t really comfort people but he still tries and fails.

• He is scared water. Everything that goes beyond his knees gives him panick attacks. He once almost drowned as a whelp if it wasn’t for Strickler. Strickler gave him a dagger to protect himself after that and he always has it in his side, quite literally it's on his right leg. He also has a small crystal talisman a band around his dagger that is matching with Stricklers. (Fun fact: His parents tried to drown him after they found out that he is a changeling.)

His place if he was in the canon timeline:

Context.

To clear that off, he is very loyal to Strickler due to the fact that Strickler looked after him in the darklands and ofc the first time he got into the human world and even until the battle against Morgana. Kodin sees him as some sort of father figure wich leads him to not like Jim and Barbara because he is scared of being replaced since Strickler practically is his only real family (in his eyes ofc). He questions some of Strickler very immorally actions but he still trusts and follows him, maybe even to death. (He also mostly chills in stricklers apartment because he actually does not have a home for himself)

He is also in a state where Angor rot accepts him but they kinda have a hate friendship over the course of the Story because they have some missions together and Kodin actually tries to be nice but fails because he literally has no socialskills. Kodin does not like nore trusts Angor but he still eventually got over it until Angor actually tried to kill Strickler-

Jim and the rest mostly saw him as troll near by in some missions or fights like with getting the stones. But they finally really meet him before the battle of Morgana. His Human form works at the Café with Douxie and they both get really good friends. And he almost acts like Jim if it comes to Stricklake beside the fact that he tries to be far more supporting. If Strickler is happy with her then he will tolerate it.

The actual timeline but short.

So in the first half of season 1 he isn’t very present. He just lives his life. Sometimes he spys or goes on mission for Strickler but it isn’t that special. He reports to Strickler like NotEnrique does. He basically already betrayed Gunmar and the rest of the Gumm-Gumms but Strickler covered it up what leads to Kodin thinking that they are sort of a family now since he never really had someone to care about him. He was in the battle of the Killer bridge but he mostly just tried to help Strickler in the fight and gets him out after the bridge fell onto him.

In the second half, when Strickler gets Angor rot, he is very often send on missions and sometimes even with Angor to keep an eye on him because he is in general very misstrusting towards the acient assassin. (As a side note: Kodin mostly goes with Angor on the missions without Strickler's knowledge and just tells Angor that it was planned...even tho it wasn't. He gets a very serious dad talk after Strickler found out... like a month later) He is in most of their meetings like the ones with Otto and he also was there when they freed Angor rot, he should wait outside but he sneaked in. He hates the binding spell but that dosen't change the fact that he mocks Strickler about it very often wich sometimes sort of makes a playful vibe between them. He eventually almost gets killed because Angor decided to first look at Strickler house first and then go to the place where Strickler actually is (because why should Angor know where he is. Kodin tells him on accident since he at first didn’t knew that Strickler lost control). He fights for a few minutes until Angor had enough and just knocked him out. He didn’t kills him because of the fact that they actually bonded a bit.

Season 2 he mostly just exists, workes at the Café and eventually reunited with Strickler and Nomura who hates him. He hates her too. And yes they just do their thing until season 3.

Season 3 is funny to me because I definitely imagine him just sitting on the kitchen counter when Jim comes home and Jim is like "who tf are you?" and he is like "just a random dude who works for a stupid ass changeling guy that almost killed your mom" and Strickler would just give him the death stare. But yes he would probably help with some missions including the bad coffee ep and the general training for Jim. He could and probably would train Jim the dirty sneak tactics and how to fight on distance. He fights in the battle of Morgana and stays in Arcadia because of Strickler and I hope that Barb would like him too, he would help them with the Babys. He likes Barbara and also Jim by now (even tho he is still a bit scared) and he just wants parents that care for him...

3 below goes on normal, he gets friends with Toby and also helps in the fight and in Wizard he was with Douxie in the Café but he got send home.

For the not canon movie he mostly does what the others do. He stays with Strickler for the Ice titan mission and gets absolutley destroyed by Stricklers death. He stayed with Barbara in the castle until the new timeline starts. (I could also imagine him grabbing something to get down on the ice and search for any life sign of Strickler until he eventually dies because of the immense cold wich would be the death he is most scared of, cold and alone.)

Anyways.

Challenging destiny is canon.

[skeleton-in-a-hoodie]

I think DDMG Splinter is a lot more single minded than 2012 Splinter, but his way of thinking and problem solving is also slightly to the left.

So, like, if one of the 2012 Turtles are hungry, their Splinter will make them a cup of tea and a snack. Maybe he'll cut some fruit up and get them a glass of water, or he'll see if they've got any left over pizza.

If the DDMG boys mention being hungry, there's a 50/50 chance that DDMG Splinter will go to the kitchen or disappear outside for half an hour and come back with a dead rabbit he's just caught.

Which tbh isn't so bad when they live at the Lair, like it's weird, but papa isn't human anymore and this is probably normal behaviour for a ghost/ demon thing. Plus they know Splinter tends to have a one track mind, so most of the time it's just a case of if they want chicken for dinner making sure they specify they're going to buy it, and no Splinter doesn't need to steal a chicken from a local farm.

That kind of mix up might actually be how they got their chickens. Like one day Splinter came home like:

Splinter: I HAVE GOT A CHICKEN!

Leo: Oh where did you - IS THAT STILL ALIVE?

Splinter: YES. YOU SAID YOU WANTED CHICKEN FOR DINNER.

Leo: I meant from a supermarket!

Splinter: ... AH

Splinter: ... I DO NOT REMEMBER WHERE I GOT THIS

Later on Donnie gets back from April's, sees a random chicken walking around the house, and decides he's not gonna ask.

When they still lived at the Children's home, Splinter bringing them dead animals to eat probably did cause some problems every now and again. Like the staff would be more than a little freaked out if they opened the window and saw someone had left a dead rabbit on the boy's window sill, even more so when they see it's already been cooked.

This is probably something else about DDMG Splinter that'd horrify 2012 Splinter.

[lesbianrustcohle]

my therapist, a middle-aged chronically ill jewish woman with childhood trauma who has helped me more with my own childhood trauma than anyone else, has seen every episode of supernatural and loves the show

and when i told her some of the fandom absolutely loathes john winchester, her eyes got huge and she said, totally genuinely, "what? are you serious?" and when i said i was, she said, "i'm shocked!" like. my trauma therapist couldn't think of any reason that people would hate john.

anyway some of y'all need to chill out is what i'm saying 😆 the second i started actually watching the show i was like oh jeez a lot of this fandom doesn't know how to watch things at all huh? like some people just see a character and think, "i'm gonna twist them beyond recognition to either be me or be my abuser" and then they just post that on the internet

[todayisafridaynight]

can I see a picture of your dad 👉👈

yeah of course here you go