#that ive never heard of in my life

[probably-a-plant-thing]

dysfunctional bitches

[delphientropy]

when you open your personal alter playlist and theres a song youve never fucking heard of before

[thedreadvampy]

sometimes I forget that my experience has been. um. not 'your experiences are not universal' vibes but more like 'your experiences are EXTREMELY atypical'

[cosmic-hoboandthehighlander]

Happy anniversary to the first time I heard Square Hammer and subsequently decided Ghost was going to be the only band I listened to for the next 365 days

God, I fucking love Ghost

[br1ghtestlight]

someday fans of tv shows will realize that there are more ways to describe fictional relationships between characters than either romantic or like siblings/parent and child. But not today

[universal-verringbebe]

He did not just say that, I'm so 🫠🫠🫠

[ask-the-roommate-au]

Superlatives include words like "best," "worst," "favorite," and "least favorite." For example, "favorite color." Many people don’t like these because they can be hard to answer in any meaningful way and can spark arguments where people get angry, such as when someone asks, "Why is your favorite color purple?" This can be annoying. So, I was just wondering if you’d prefer people to word it like, "What’s a color you enjoy?" instead of "favorite color." Thanks for your time.

ohhhh nah i dont have a preference lol,, i dont particularly understand whats wrong with using superlatives but yea no i myself dont have a problem with them!

[luck-of-the-drawings]

THE ORDER OF PALMS An order of holy folk that serve The Helm, working to create powerful Aasimar Paladins for the purpose of protecting any who hire their help. [BACKSTORY UNDER CUT]

One day, Gjör and her peers were lead by their mentor Opheria, to a mission far from their home. On the peak of that mountain village, they saw upon the horizon, the castle of their home go up in flames. Horrified and scared, the apprentices sought to follow their mentors guidance, and followed her lead into a small barn. It was there, that Opheria proceeded to slaughter each and everyone of the apprentices. It seemed she somehow had a hand in this sudden attack on the Order of Palms. Gjör D'annevual survived a sword through the 'heart', on account of a rare condition, that places her heart on the other side of her chest. When she finally managed to bring herself back home, the Order was insulted by her survival. She had so many better peers, why couldn't any of them have survived? This runt was seriously the only thing that survived Opherias wrath? It was better to just wash their hands clean of this. Thus the Order decided to banish Gjör from their ranks. She now travels the land in search of a purpose.

[tennessoui]

I fucking LOVE the most recent playmaker snipper (kisses to distract) because you can see EXACTLY how Obi-Wan becomes who he does. He kisses Quinlan knowing it will get the man killed, because Quinlan's life is not as important as Obi-Wan getting to stay with Anakin. Yes, it was spur of the moment, but it's still a decision he made and has to live with. And then when Anakin asks him why, and he's like (1/?)

"I told you I was cold ... as if he’d been so cold he found another man’s body to keep him warm in the minutes he was away from Anakin." This is ABSOLUTELY the man who calls out Cody's name in revenge because Anakin comes home late for Christmas. This is the beginning of that monster, and it's so so perfectly constructed to play to all his insecurities. I just... chef's fucking kiss, kit, you've done it again (2/2)

(in reference to this playmaker au snippet)

so i love love love all the playmaker stuff i've written that's set in the distant future where it's clear that obi-wan has been successfully warped into a monster that very nicely matches anakin's and now he's kidnapping babies and violently killing home intruders and also his own father

but ugh there's something i love the most about the ficlets/scenarios where he's just starting out in the mob and is either totally innocent (like the very first snippet) or in the midst of his transformation

like he totally regrets kissing vos because he knows that means vos is going to die--but in the moment the only thing he cares about is not leaving anakin and doing whatever he can to stay by his side which is objectively insane!! and then he does this a few months later all over again to maul when maul is threatening to tell vader that obi-wan is a rat. it's the same action, same kiss of death, it's driven by the same gut-instinct fear of being abandoned by the person he loves and it's so fucked up of him to do not just once to a guy he actually likes but twice!!

i bet anakin spends a long time expecting obi-wan to try and run post-leaving the police department, once the realization of all that he's done sets into him, and he's ready to drag the city the way you drag a lake in order to get him back (aka total destruction if that's what it takes) but obi-wan would literally never leave him even just to tease

he'll cut his hair and steal a baby and make anakin's life incredibly complicated in punishment for anakin, say, not doing his fucking taxes, but he'd never ever actually leave - he's perpetually a little scared that anakin would just let him go

(and anakin would never, but it's also best if obi-wan never knows that for sure. best for anakin at least)

[bitesizedgummie]

our WHAT

[nazurabbit]

me, trying to pretend im normal when i meet new people:

*big flashing sign behind my head that says “ENSTARS FAN”*

[grecoromanyaoi]

you’re really weird and nasty and one day in like 7 or so years you’re literally gonna wake up gasping and sit up bolt straight with names like Nex and Chevy on your mind and realize that you sat firmly in support of their deaths

👍

(edit: those apparently r names of trans ppl who were murdered which is a. an insane accusation to make and b. i had no way of knowing who either of them are)

[luverina]

IMMMMM NOT DONE YET PLEASE!!!! KISS MY NECK

[fraternum-momentum]

Wehhh can you reupload your fulls that you posted as discord img urls? Like this one cuz discord has a time limit on how long img urls work now. You could use neocities or something as a host instead 🤷‍♀️

https://www.tumblr.com/fraternum-momentum/729436990691524608/based-on-this-scene-uncensored-here?source=share

WHARRR ?!?!?!??! OH GOD THIS IS THE FIRST I'VE HEARD OF THIS. DON'T WORRY IM ON IT BOSS 🫡🫡

[lowbudgetmovie]

me: i dont have trouble understanding idioms i never related to that autism trait

zingbot: chelsie doesnt have a prayer with cam

me:Now what the hell does this mean

[hella1975]

'fucking brunch' 'FUCK brunch' i love this show