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[iforgotwhaticalledthis]

sometimes i wonder how fable has such bad vibes. Like obviously he sucks i.e the bad vibes but like since the second we met him there has been nearly unanimous Bad Vibes tm and like what kind of sauce did the cast sautee him with for him to instantly radiate "I am evil" vibes from him. Like i have never experienced that amount of immediate distrust from a character with almost no indicators.

[noodles-and-tea]

Haha… yeah… that’d be crazy…

[its-arson-time]

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[epoxyconfetti]

[valtsv]

stuck between "psychological horror statement" and "objectively the funniest thing you could say to your real flesh and blood dad" in the father's day card aisle

[nikrei]

I keep seeing people use this image as a reaction to people's original posts:

Which I think is really incorrect, because with an original post they haven't come up to ur window, u've come up to their window.

So I made this, as a more accurate reaction for original posts:

[taahko]

i think some of you dont like narratives or stories or characters i think you just like fanfiction tropes

[hauntedhotel]

Me, on the welcome desk in the library: Good morning, how are you today?

Customer: I have welcomed Jesus into my heart and so I am well today and every day.

Me, a little unnerved: Okay then! Is there something I can help you with?

Customer, digging around in his bag and pulling out an iPhone in a box: Unfortunately, Jesus can't help me with this fucking phone, so I came to the library.

[vamprisms]

kill 'character did nothing wrong'. nurture 'character did everything wrong and i was whooping and cheering the whole time'

[evidently-endless]

i think we should remind musicians they can absolutely make up little stories for their songs btw. it doesn’t have to be about them at all. you can invent a guy and put him in situations to music. time honoured tradition in fact.

[theredtours]

why yes I AM making boop gifs from screen recording

[pocketss]

happy old gnoll

[bob-artist]

I had an upsetting dream last night.

[septemberkisses]

the fact that i'm no longer the same age as the protagonists of novels and films i once connected to is so heartbreaking. there was a time when I looked forward to turning their age. i did. and i also outgrew them. i continue to age, but they don't; never will. the immortality of fiction is beautiful, but cruel.

[s-aint-elmo]

pass it on!

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