#that would be what barbie and Ken

[i-write-stories-not-sins-bitch]

Has nobody clocked the ridiculously underrated joke from the Barbie film yet during the “Girlfriend/Boyfriend” thing?

(Gifs by @onscreenkisses )

This part!

I may be reading into it but like, there are posts going on about them being Asexual, and while I’m 100% for that if that’s your headcanon, I think it’s because of something else.

Children’s toys don’t have ‘private parts’.

Sure barbie dolls have ‘boobs’ which are just plastic curves let’s not lie but they aren’t detailed! Between their legs is literally just smooth plastic!

And yeah yeah I hear the “But some kids would know what sex is” and I raise you this!

Shut the fuck up. They shouldn’t have to know, nor should they think that’s the only thing gf/bf’s do.

A child wouldn’t know what ‘girlfriend/boyfriend’s do when they stay over at each others houses, but they probably heard that exact phrase at some point, whether it’s from their sibling, a parent, or tv!

So Ken literally just wants to spend time with Barbie.

And I do see that as Asexual in a sense, but I also have a logical part of my brain screaming “MOST BARBIES/CHILDREN DON’T KNOW WHAT SEX IS, SO THATS LITERALLY NOT ON THE TABLE FOR THEM!”

But yeah, thanks for coming to my Barbie/Ken Talk :)

[tittyblade]

okay ive been thinking.

rb with your answer + what your interpretation of barbie/ken is

[marlinspirkhall]

[ID] Ryan Gosling’s Ken is grinning while having his mugshot taken. He is dressed in his rollerblading outfit and holding up a sign which says “LAPD and Ken 919-77 Venice.” [End ID]

tfw you accompany your girlfriend/beard/sugar mommy to the real world because she’s having an existential crisis, and she decks someone in the face so you immediately get arrested together (couple goals)

[orchaic]

naoreko as the barbie meme 💞

[shanicetjn]

Ken??

This outfit is absolutely perfect for Az...

Completed - 29 July 2023

[v4guelyv4mpiric]

inside me there are two wolves...

[kittykillsposts]

How have theyve been not arrested yet theyre literally the police

[weaponizedducks]

enjolras and grantaire are so barbie and ken coded. leader & the one who will follow them to the ends of the earth. cool & uncaring™ and Lovable Pining Simp Bitch. Serious Worried Face & silly goofy guy just along for the vibes and also because they would die a thousand deaths if it meant their lover would be a little less alone. enjolras is even blonde.

[depressedtheatrekiddo]

Steddie kinda famous AU(?) | Genderfluid Stevie <3 | Eddie is a rat man and I laugh at him (I would probably be like that if I was Steve Harrington husband but that's not about me) | Live laugh love Stevie | Pushing the history teacher Steve agenda because he's a variant of Hob Gadling >:D

[I'm sorry if it has errors it's been a while since I had written something in English (it's not my first language) so whatever mistake I have feel free to tell me and I'll edit <3]

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Corroded Coffin seemed to be popular, things were getting better for them, they still had to do part time job because of that 'what if?' but things were going well. Definitely.

In an interview they asked about a song, the meaning. And the shit man Eddie Munson is, he answered with a grin on his face "That's about Stevie, as most of them".

And the fans went crazy, trying to find someone with that name in the Corroded Coffin set or working at some usual bar they played at.

"They is a history teacher" Eddie Munson told the world in another interview "and we are married" he showed the camera a ring he had next to his guitar pick on his neck, he had the biggest smirk on his face.

Then Corroded Coffin were guests of a fundraising gala, they were asked to play at it to attract more people. It was a fancy gala tho, everyone was in their bests dresses and all.

"This one's for my beautiful angel there, who looks as gorgeous as always" And Eddie winked at a special balcony of the vip guests.

Most of the public saw Eddie laughing softly, but they didn't know why. In that balcony a lovely brunette in a marion blue dress gave the guitarist and second voice of Corroded Coffin the middle finger as he had a stupid lovely gaze on their face while she blushed a little.

"Yeah love ya too sweetie" Eddie chuckled before starting with the show.

Later at the gala people saw Eddie Munson next to the tall brunette in that marion dress.

"So are you Eddie's girlfriend?" An interviewer asked, he looked at Stevie with those eyes Eddie didn't like.

But Eddie laughed as he waited for Steve's answer, that was going to be good as hell, they had the bitchy face on.

"Not a girl" Steve smirked "And definitely not his girlfriend, nor boyfriend, nor partner" She looked down at the man, who seemed so little compared to them "He's my husband"

"I am" Eddie smiled so stupidly in love as he looked up at Stevie, who usually wasn't that tall but with the black heels they was wearing today the difference was more than usual.

"Uh— Yeah" The interviewer looked at different places to get outta there

"You got any problem with that sir?"

"N-no it's perfectly fine ma'am— I mean sir— I mean—"

Steve snorted "Come on darling, let's go somewhere else without this kind of people"

And where Stevie went Eddie followed

The amount of edits with the song 'walk em like a dog' after that gala were more than years the Earth has.

"Teddy, look, another one" Steve chuckled as she showed Eddie his phone.

"Stop with that, you menace" Eddie laid down on the couch, next to his significant other, trying to take their phone away playfully.

"Erica is going to bully you so bad" Stevie giggled.

"And Red too" Eddie sighed "Jesus Christ, Stevie I am like that always?"

"It's cute"

"I hate you" Eddie muttered as Steve put on the baseball match of today.

"Love you too sunshine" She smiled softly as they started playing with Eddie's hair.

[tinderbox210]

Christina Chong and Ethan Peck + being Barbie and Ken at Dragon Con 2023 (x, x)

[zenaidamacrouras1]

This was my brother's favorite Ken, his canon name is "Horse Lovin' Ken."

He came to us from a yard sale missing his red checker shirt, grinning proudly with his his jaunty cowboy hat, leather shearling vest loose over his bare chest, and squeezed into those skin tight red leather pants.

It was pretty clear to us even in a conservative rural area in the 80s and 90s that him and Barbie were "just friends." Barbie had her boyfriends, but red leather pants Ken was not among them.

Shirtless under that vest was really a bit obscene, so when we found a red mesh Ken tank top at a yard sale, he got that instead, because it matched the red leather pants. I'm going to tell you something that probably won't surprise you - the addition of the red mesh muscle tank did not make the red leather pants less risqué.

[reanimatestar]

false false prophet barbie

[creativesplat]

Both generations of Pines Twins were arrested. What were they doing? They’ll never tell you. 

[rocanny]

spidersona this spidersona that i am going to make a BARBIESONA I am going to BE BARBIE and just for a bit of fun I will make a KENSONA and they will LIVE TOGETHER and be enough simply because they are

[goodomens-girlie]

this is how I imagine Crowley and Aziraphale picked Barbie or Oppenheimer

C: I pick Barbie.

A: Oppenheimer is more historical. Plus, I hear Barbie’s quiet controversial.

C: Controversial? For who? Whatever, I don’t need to watch a movie about something I lived through. Especially not one that’s 3 hours long. Who pays for a three hour long movie? Barbie’s going to be loads more fun.

A: WelI I hate films, especially modern ones. And have you heard the music for it? Absolute bebop.

C: Would you fancy them be books then?

A: Yes, I rather would.

C: I’d still read Barbie.

[writeouswriter]

In honour of the Barbie movie, digging out this massive stack of trading? collector? cards that I found at a yard sale maybe 19 years ago and thought was like the coolest thing as a kid:

(Just pulling out some random examples cuz the deck looks like this):