#that’s fucking horrible holy shit

[jellogram]

reblog to kill it faster

[lunarfeat21]

NO BECAUSE imagine the sheer bliss of escaping your captors and fleeing to your home world. Finally settling into normal life again and then you’re out in public one day just minding you own business only to see THEM again. The HORROR I tell you the HORROR

THE FUCKING HORROR INDEED! (and sorry for the late response)

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You: *minding your own business and finally resuming back to normal life*

Them:

These are like the perfect shitpost, but goddamn they scare the living crap out of me.

Plus was going to write a short horror story, buuutttt rather save it for later Ψ(｀▽´)Ψ

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Also made the logo out of scratch and slapped it in the background, because I did for the funnises.

(if anyone wants to use this for your upcoming art, you have my permission as long you credited me)

[catboyidia]

hes so small!!! :((( he’s just a little guy!!! (he is a thirty year old man that is also capitalism personified) i want to scrunch him up into a little ball and put him in my pocket

[gaylactic-fire]

When I say there's something Deeply Fucking Wrong with BOTW/TOTK Zelda haters this is what I mean btw

[boxwinebaddie]

i regret to inform y'all that during the divorce from hell i think ravenstan wrote a song called f(o)r(ver) and it was bRUUUTAL

[visciously-face-fckd-by-a-cactus]

the sheer emotional whiplash I'm experiencing rn-

bc on the one hand, this shit is the scariest and most absolutely hellish thing i can really imagine rn.

like.

they are slowly suffocating in a bolted metal chamber under the ocean with fewer people than you can count on a hand, all while ankle deep in human waste, likely resorting to cannibalism, being forced to listen to "my heart with go on" on loop, unable to contact the surface, and knowing their fate is entirely their own.

and at the same time, these fucking shit stains spent more money on a twisted excuse to capitalize a horrific tragedy for the sake of their own entertainment than it would probably take to rescue and integrate the hundreds of refugees currently drowning at sea. they are at the mercy of their own hubris and the egotistical belief that money and status defies physics. their blinding faith in their own name and coin is the only thing to blame for their shared coffin.

they are scum of the earth, the root of the problem, a laughingstock of the worst of our capitalist society.

and yet--- they are people.

they are human beings, dying in one of the worst ways imaginable, and to feel anything but sympathy for them feels like such an unbelievable failure of my own person.

but also i want to laugh in their faces as they sink in the murky depths.

but no one deserves this- if anyone does though, it would be them.

[trash-gremlin]

could you imagine how good spirit animals would be if it wasn't written as a children's series

[nothing-behindher-eyes]

i have something inappropriate to say about him

[uncanny-tranny]

If there's anything I wish I could do, I wish I could clue in every parent who says or thinks, "my child is my property, not your property!" into what their future will look like

I've gone no-contact with my abusive family - I haven't seen, spoken to, or acknowledged them. This has been for twenty and ten years, respectively, to the parental figures who abused me. I blocked one of their numbers. I call them by their first names when talking about them. I am happy for once, I am free! I haven't harmed myself nearly as often or as horribly.

This is the future you're potentially setting yourself up for. I know this because I was always seen as property first and never as a child. I was never allowed the grace that the adults in my life expected. Is this what you want? If you want property, then do children a favour and just buy a car.

[alexandersimpleton]

Lambcat: Cursed Princess Club is an in depth deconstruction of classic fairy tale tropes. Some cursed can't be cured with true loves kiss, some witches aren't evil, and some handsome princes aren't good. It's truly a realistic look at how these would work in real life.

Cursed Princess Club:

[demodraws0606]

Hey guyssss just reminder what cc!BBH about his lore and how it'll go in the near future :

-He is excited to have us see his story "unravel"

-His character will get more unhinged

-He compared the present time of his story as the top of the rollercoaster before the intense drop

-He said "i'm excited for you guys to see what we got prepared" insinuating he probably cooked something with the admins.

Just...letting you guys now, I'm totally normal today, totally fine and cool and chill and not been thinking about this little guy for the entire day hmm hmm definitely not, i'm definitely NOT excited/scared about what's about to come. I'm totally normal guys <3

[darth-does-stuff]

PORTERS THE BAD GUY?? BRENNANS BEEN SITTING ON THIS FOR FIVE YEARS????? FIGS BEEN RIGHT THE WHOLE TIME???????????

[bobsquatley]

oh my god WHAT THE FUCK

[boxwinebaddie]

NINA?? THE CLIFFHANGER?? TF WHAT HAPPENED WHY R U EDGING US 😭

i fear it's the nina special, babycakes. i live for chaos and drama, which, because for some reason i am feeling run through my veins on this random, once tame saturday, i think i'll torture you a little more...

...With This.

( if you haven’t read this big ask, pls don’t read this yet. )

;)

[thedisdainfullysilentvisitor]

If you want to get inundated with some horrible news stuff, inundate yourself with how much life will fucking suck in America if Orange gets reelected.

[foxgirlmoth]

Fox news deserves to burn down and the people spreading such fucking heinous propaganda deserve to be locked inside.