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everything Deacon does becomes 10x funnier when you remember he's 40-50 years old
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phantomrose96 · 3 months ago
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You can be talking to someone and she'll be like, "Oh I made a silly mistake. Women don't deserve voting rights teehee." And you'll be like, "What." And she'll be like, "Oh I'm sorry! That must sound so bad out of context. No it's this Tiktok meme where, if you're a girl and you do something dumb, you say 'Women don't deserve voting rights teehee.'"
And you'll be like, "That sounds bad." And she'll be like, "No no. It's totally not that bad. It's just a meme. Men say it too. Like if a man does something silly he'll be like, 'I am like those women who do not deserve to vote.'" And you'll be like, "Does that make it better?" And she'll be like, "Well there was one guy who tried to make 'Men shouldn't vote' a popular meme. But it never caught on and also he got yelled at a lot."
And then you drop it there because like, you're harshing the vibe.
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who-do-i-know-this-man · 3 months ago
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Both Selfish; you each lose 2 points
You Selfish, prev Cooperative; You gain 2 points
You Cooperative, prev Selfish; You lose 1 point, prev gains 1 point
Both Cooperative; You Each gain 1 points
(ps make sure to say what you voted)
Making this post long so you have to scroll to see prev's tags.
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noodles-and-tea · 8 months ago
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I am once again back with my Stan Pines is smart agenda
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bonemeal12 · 2 months ago
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We got a party rocker in the house tonight!!!!!
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havepatienceandendure · 3 months ago
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Julius caesar has been dead for 2069 slutty, slutty years
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lemongogo · 8 months ago
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life of regret
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legionofpotatoes · 1 year ago
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Lead them to paradise.
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happyheidi · 3 months ago
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𝖧𝖺𝗉𝗉𝗒 𝖯𝗂 𝖣𝖺𝗒!!!
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8pxl · 1 year ago
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14 yrs ago i started playing magic the gathering as a kid, and i had the dream to do art for them
3 yrs ago i tweeted about those dreams:
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today i’ve released 11 official magic the gathering cards, and it’s honestly so surreal and insane to me! i did that!! i fulfilled a childhood dream, and i honestly couldn’t be more proud 🥹
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inkskinned · 2 months ago
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it killed you to grow up there, in the dark like that, with nothing but the bones of your childhood. they punished every version of you that wasn't a god. forced sainthood into saturdays and now when you're out in the sun, your hands shake. your breathing puffing into cold mornings, alone in your room, wondering how you could be so broken and yet never have anyone notice the break.
in the dream of that house, you sometimes remember meals and silence and long hallways and your hand cramping over your homework. you sometimes remember the yelling or the limegreen falsehood veneer your parents could construct in the presence of guests. mostly you remember the way time seeped through you, dripped onto everything, how the words it'll get better felt like an arrow through your chest.
you would lay in bed and hope for death with the same fantasy air as romance, picturing a glorious coffin. sometimes you'd picture a dramatic end or a tragic illness that would sweep you away. but mostly you pictured some kind of strange miracle; that you'd go to sleep and simply never have to deal with that again.
when you got out, you had to burn the atmosphere to escape. these days you reside on another planet entirely: one bright and full of lights and color and friends and spice and laughter.
and still sometimes when people say summer, you still remember the back deck. you still remember building a castle. you still remember the birds. when you lay yourself down at night - some part of you still whispers about catacombs, and the dark, and the bones.
some version of you is still resting in that tomb, after all. some version of you will always see the outline of that place and say that's where we used to call home.
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hawflake-folk · 8 months ago
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brought jiaoqiu out to pull for them and the absolute speed at which they arrived...
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noodles-and-tea · 2 months ago
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*its robin btw
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garbagequeer · 5 months ago
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the sentence "dudes rock" has done crazy damage to society i believe
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srfiv · 11 months ago
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there's one lie on his profile and it's the age. based on this post
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