#thats directly from the stream

[canon-gabriel-quotes]

Transcript:

Gabriel: CHAT, STOP TRYING TO FUCKING EAT ME.

I AM NOT NUTRITIOUS AND I DO NOT TASTE OR SPREAD LIKE BUTTER.

V1: Ah, you spread alright.

Transcript:

STOP TRYING TO FUCK ME.

Audio source

[redrosydiaz]

AYO FUCK NETFLIX HARD WITH A SPIKY CACTUS

[5-pp-man]

Do Not Ever let me pitch a show to you unprepared. i can make literally anything sound unappealing on levels that were never before seen as possible.

[lexydakitten]

WHAT DO YOU MEANN THE ACTIONS I DO THAT I THINK WILL HAVE NO CONSEQUENCES CAN BECOME INFLUENTIAL ANYWAY

[evie-sturns]

bad day? - Matt Sturniolo

summary: your whole day hasn't gone to plan, after a bad day at work followed up by you coming home to a messy house you take out your stress on matt, he helps you calm down with his specialty.

contains: stroppy!reader, gentle!matt, nsfw, matt the munch, fingering, fluff, comforting.

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7:39pm

today has sucked to say the least, i've fought with every coworker at the office and all i wanted to do was come home.

i'm currently driving through the busy streets of l.a back to matt and i's house, the dim lights illuminating the road making everything harder, i can barely see the road infront of me.

i pull into matt and i's driveway, i slam on the brakes and grab my purse which is sitting on the passenger seat.

i swing open the door and step out onto the driveway, my high heels click as i speed-walk up the front steps of our porch.

my mini skirt rides up my thighs uncomfortably as i fiddle through my bag for the keys.

i feel something warm and liquidy in my bag, i take a closer look inside to find my lip balm has practically exploded.

the lip balm sticks to my fingers,

"oh for fucks sake" i mutter, knocking harshly on the door.

i hear the door unlock followed by matt standing in the doorway,

"hi sweetheart! how was work?" matt smiles, wrapping his tattoed arms around me.

i pull away from his hug and step foot indoors, the place looks like a trainwreck, there are empty cans spread all over the kitchen counter and random bags on the floor.

"why is it always so fucking messy in here!" i yell, squeezing my eyes shut.

"whats going on?" matt asks calmly, walking over to me.

"i've had the worst possible day and i come home to find our house an absolute wreck! why don't you fucking clean it mat-"

my sentence bursts into a loud sob as i feel my body heat up, im completely and utterly overstimulated by everything.

"im sorry-" i say in between loud sobs as i look up at matt, he has a concerned look on his face as he observes me.

he walks over to me and picks me up, wrapping his cold arms around me .

his forearm holds under my ass as he rubs my back,

"my hands are really sticky-" i sniff.

"thats okay." matt whispers, walking over to the air conditioning and lowering the temperature.

he carry's me over to the sink and sets me down on the counter, he grabs my hands and puts them under the room temperature stream, rubbing my hands together.

"im sorry matt, i'm just so overwhelmed." i say as matt wipes my eyes.

"i love you." matt says with a small smile,

he drys off my hands on his shirt then picks me up again, carrying me over to the couch.

he sets me down on the plush of the couch then kneels between my legs.

he looks up at me from between my thighs as he undoes my heels, matt slides them off my feet.

matt kneeling between my legs makes me flustered, i'm not great at hiding it aswell.

i cover my face with my hands.

"you okay?" matt asks with a stupid grin.

"yeah- i'm fine." i say shyly,

"you're blushing." matt points out, grabbing my wrist and pulling it away from my face.

"no i'm not.." i lie,

"yes you are, why are you blushing?" matt laughs slightly, tracing mindless shapes up the insides of my thigh.

"just you.. and your hands i dont know." i mutter,

"is that so?" matt questions, brushing his cold hand under my miniskirt and grazing the hem of my lace panties.

"mmhm.." i whisper, matt reaches for the waistband of my skirt and tugs it down.

"you want me to help clear your mind for a little bit?" matt says, his tone low and raspy.

"please." i whisper.

matt tugs my panties to the side and blows cold air directly onto my sensitive clit.

i let out a pathetic moan as i throw my head back against the headrest.

"pretty girl." matt whispers,

he connects his lips to the soft skin of my inner thigh, he leaves purple marks, each mark slower growing closer to where i need him the most.

my hands find their way to his brunette hair, his locks are soft and long.

he finally licks a strip up from my hole to my clit, i let out a breathless moan.

he reaches up a hand under his chin and dips a finger inside of me.

his finger his long and bony, the cold metal of his ring against the warmth of my insides drives me completely crazy.

he doesn't waste time to add a second finger, he curls his fingers repeatedly inside of me.

matt's mouth attaches on my clit, his tongue circling it as he sucks on my bud.

my breathing picks up, my mind going completely blank.

"feels- so good" i babble out incoherent sentences as matt presses his fingers against my g-spot repeatedly,

"dont-.. dont stop oh my god!" i call out,

my grip on his hair tightens, i thrust my hips up further into his face.

"im so fucking close- matt!" i squeal, squeezing my eyes shut.

and finally, the knot in my lower stomach releases,

i feel impossible amounts of pleasure wash over me as i finish on matt's face, with a loud scream of his name.

matt pulls his mouth off of me and curls his fingers inside of me a few more times before pulling them out.

matt pulls his face out from between my thighs, his face is coated in my release along with his fingers.

"oh my god-" i say, wiping his face with my hand before throwing my head back on the couch.

"that was so hot.." matt pants with a small laugh.

-

i lay back on the couch for a couple minutes before matt stands up, he pulls my panties back onto me and picks me up by my ass.

he holds me as he carries me into our bedroom, matt rips off my tight fitted shirt that i wore to work and throws me down onto the matress.

he removes his shirt, leaving him in his sweatpnats as he flops down beside me. matt pulls up the covers over us before pulling me closer to him by my waist.

i sigh deeply into the bare skin of his arm.

"matt." i whisper lightly,

"yeah?" he asks,

"im so sorry about earlier, for yelling and everything.." i sigh,

"don't worry about it, i understand you completely." matt smiles, kissing my forehead gently.

"but.. thank you for you know.. eating me out." i mutter,

"anytime!" matt sings,

"you're so stupid" i giggle, playfully slapping matts

"you're so cute." matt replies.

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[bones-of-a-rabbit]

silly random merm reader au doodles from a late night stream, nearly incoherent rambling below the cut <3

this is copy-pasted directly from discord so it rlly is just a mess of vague concepts mashed together srry sdkjfhdsjfhj:

'eclipse's braincells flew out the window as soon as he saw reader in this au and reader's been separated from their pod, so they see a remotely whale-shaped creature and go 'oh my god pls be my friend im so lost and alone' then they meet the boys who r smaller but still Whale Shaped and go 'oh my god u have calfs???? babies????? lil guppies????????' and almost dies on the spot and like. eclipse n sun n moon know they r Not whales. but. reader does not and reader is so so happy to have whales again that the three r like. yup we r totally whales! just a lil pod that got lost! just like u! and then at some point,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, reader finds out/realizes they r not whales. they have been SHORKS this whole time and the reason reader got separated from their pod,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, was bc of SHARKS so they are Upsetti and eclipse is like ;^; pls no go and angst and then eclipse almosts gets HURT and reader comes to RESCUE ok thats all i got rn my brain is baked bean'

[loveadri]

“I love you!"

Summary: Imagine you going away for vacation, family, holiday, etc for a few days and you give quackity one of those plushies that has a voice message in them just before you leave.

Note: (THIS IS MY FIRST TIME WRITING OR DOING SOMETHING LIKE THIS… SO I’M SORRY IF THERES ANY BAD GRAMMAR OR MISTAKES ASFADS)

”Before I leave, I got something for you!” you said, pulling out a sparkling pink box finished with a silky ribbon. He looks at it with wide eyes and adoration for you. “For me? You didn’t have to…” he says softly before opening up the gift and holding the duck in his hands. “Aww, it’s so cute! Thank you, cariño…” “But thats not all!” you said, smiling widely. “If you squeeze on it’s wing, it says something,” he raises an eyebrow and squeezes the fluffy, yellow, wing of the duck. It says “I love you!” in your voice, and that makes him melt instantly. “What the fuck… This is- This is the cutest fucking thing ever-“ he looks at you, wanting to tackle you with kisses and hugs…

Few days after you left, he’s in his gaming chair, working on his projects and planning out the upcoming stream about them. He misses you and can’t stop thinking about you from time to time… He looks at the duck plush on the side of his desk, thinking about the time he had with you before you left. He has the dying urge to text you how much he misses you and wants you to come back, but it’s not enough to fill the emptiness in his heart.

So, instead he holds the duck plush in his arms. Walking directly towards the bed you two share, and hiding away in the comfy sheets. Hugging and snuggling the duck plush as if it were you. He squeezes on the ducks wings continuously.

“I love you! I love you! I love you! I love you!” the duck says through the speakers inside of it, filling every corner of the room with your voice as he laid there. His mind full of you and the memories you shared together throughout your relationship. “I love you too…” he murmurs.

[fae-morrigan]

Realizing some new readers may not have full context for why Jay is acting the way he is in Secret Six, so here's a rundown from Jay's perspective:

Ok so imagine you grew up in a country in asia thats been colonized like three billion fucking times, and then when you’re around 13, the most recent colonizer literally kidnaps you and your mother and medically tortures you for six months straight. You escape and flee to america with the help of some freedom fighters, and you fight back by starting an underground news network. No one really pays attention to your plight until superman (who will soon kiss you and become your man), having watched your streams, decides to intervene and help your country. Well, you and superman and later, your new friend dreamer, succeed! you liberate it from the most recent colonizer, and you reunite with your mother after like, four years of uncertainty and pain.

And then your good friend dreamer helps a New Colonizer colonize it. Again. Your mother DIES FOR REAL after getting violently shoved out a window WHILE you’re on call with her. And you get chased down and captured (again) BY YOUR GOOD FRIEND DREAMER. Then while youre in prison instead of apologizing properly, your good friend dreamer makes a bunch of excuses for why shes doing the things shes doing.

Once you get out of prison you reunite with your boyfriend who also had a really traumatic encounter with New Colonizer. You expect to bond over thisnew shared horrible experience, but instead he makes excuses for your former good friend dreamer and outright says you should forgive her because she helped HIM out.

You agree to move in with Superboyfriend anyways because you love him even though he is white as powdered snow and very much acting like it. Youre getting ready for the move, and then your ex good friend dreamer shows up at your door.

And then she apologizes….. To your boyfriend. Not you.

How many people would you shoot directly in the face?

[oh-no-its-bird]

hi listen i just had a divine intervention or smth lmk if you don't like it but

what if your team Ro time travel au + my time travel Tobirama

Team Ro would have memories of the canon and they got to this different timeline and there's Tobirama actively trying to seduce Uchiha fucking Madara. They didn't teach THAT in the Academy

They got in the time when Tobirama still orchestrated meetings, but Butsuma is already dead so if everything goes well, Tobirama would get Madara and peace soon.

And then there suddenly spawn a Hatake with a sharingan with 2 Uchiha kids and a Mokuton user. Political nightmare.

Later Tobirama recognises Kakashi and was like "The fuck? It's that Hatake from the war. What is he doing there, he should not have been born yet!!"

OHHH THATS SO GOOD THO???

I'm gonna be real I love the concept of "team ro time travel au but they time travel into someone else's time travel au," that's so good

If we go with your au, there's a really interesting immediate aspect of like: hey ! Tobirama might recognize Kakashi or maybe even Tenzo from the war, but these guys are way fucking younger than when they met !!!

Idk what exactly can be done with that but it's interesting to consider. Also Tobirama talked ab Itachi and his crimes before I'm p sure? So like he knows what happens to the Uchiha and that it was Itachi who did it for the village. I wanna see him faced w the kid who he once praised for slaughtering his own clan to prove his loyalty.

I wanna see him feel the consequences of the stress Itachi is under when he (and possibly Shisui) attempt to kill Madara.

Stop interfering with his fix it fic you brats!! He's already got it covered!! You're just causing a mess!!!!

They get zapped in, like, in the middle of Tobirama's happy ending epilogue too. Tobirama is peacefully eating dinner in his house w his new husband Madara thinking "well. Alls well that ends well." Then BOOM Kakashi Shisui Itachi and Tenzo crash out of fucking nowhere directly onto their table, getting covered in food and breaking the table in half

Immediatley arrested !! I feel like Tobirama would instantly understand what happened by recognizing their uniforms + potentially Kakashi + he's already a time traveler himself so it's really no stretch for him to go "oh fuck I didn't think we'd get a double jepordy in this bitch but I guess not"

But like it's not like he can just SAY that ? Or he could but it would bring a lot of questions he probably does not want to answer.

Now another problem arises in like. I don't think Tobirama is especially attached to any of these guys. I can see him maybe having a lingering "pay it forward ig" feeling just bc they're "loyal konoha soldiers" and it'd be a waste to let that resource just burn. But also like. Under no circumstances can Tobirama have these guys share certain aspects of future knowledge.

Tobirama worked so hard to get here !!!! Literal years of planning !!!! He got his happy ending and it very much rests on Madara staying safe and sane and NO ONE IMPLYING HE WILL BETRAY KONOHA EVER !!!!! Tobirama does not even wanna RISK that becoming a rumor, he will take no chances.

Anyways I think his best course of action would be to reveal himself as a time traveler specifically to team ro, then position himself as their hokage who they should remain loyal to, say that it is for Konoha's best interests that they do not reveal certain things, and play it by ear from there.

Tobirama deciding he can't risk team ro going forward in time again and potentially fucking up the time stream or smthn. They need to stay here. He can not risk losing this shit. Sorry guys it looks like your trapped here <3

Anyways team ro being scary loyal to him bc he is the closest approximation to their (current?) Hokage and only person w the knowledge to enforce that power over them (at this time)

In my original post, like, all of team ro are already established to be kind of at their worst and most loyal to the village at that point to. They are at THE age(s) to be manipulated like that tbh, rip

It's not too bad tho. I think Itachi would feel relieved but also very guilty. Shisui too. Tenzo is violently neutral bc hes still in his "learning to be a real boy" phase from root, but it's all positive for him tbh. Kakashi is tricky bc his mental state is the equivalent of someone rapidly bouncing a ball on a thin pane of glass trying to prove it's bullet proof (it's not) and has like MOUNTAINS of complexes around the words "konoha authority figure" and what he's leaving behind. He's probably the most determined to go back

Anyways uhh. Izuna gets Itachi to help him be skeptical of Tobirama and spy on him. Itachi only agrees bc he violently reminds him of Sasuke (this will develop into a complex if not stopped. Shisui is working on it.)

[papamado]

A "theory" regarding Sampo's abilities

okay so this is an absolute mess and more of a ramble but I think it might be worth sharing so here I am Since I'm very normal about Sampo Koski, I've noticed some paralels to.. osme things... and i ended up with a concept that Sampo might be aware/know the future/what is supposed to happen, aka the same/similar thing to what Elio is using as a base to write his scripts, or is aware of the scripts that Elio creates. On Belobog we don't encounter stellaron hunters (for obvious reasons), but Sampo does end up being the one who affects the way the plot goes and actively puts it in motion, he's the one in control (to some extent) He also appears to be aware of stuff that has yet to happen and its possible outcomes (getting Natasha even before we started fighting Svarog, knowing that we will arrive on Luofu despite it being an unplanned stop, the possible future Belobog catastropy) There's 2 ways to approach this: 1. He works with how it's supposed to go, (following the trailblazer around, kinda like stellaron hunters happen to do) 2. He deliberately works against it (Jarilo VI is supposed to face destruction but he prevents it, could be for personal reasons) Theres also the whole thing about him breaking the 4th wall, which could be connected. Awarnesss of the fact that this is a game could result in him having a knowledge of what the plot of said game is.

I strongly HC Sampo to be an Elation emanator, so I thought about what being an elation emanator could mean, as in, how realistically the powers could manifest From the recent guide that was released along side the 2.2 stream, we have a small entry about Masked Fools which confirms that the path powers are DIRECTLY tied to their masks (this could mean both metaphorical or physical masks but from what i get from the context here it most likely refers to the physical ones?? the concept works with both possibilities tho so whatever <3 )

We know that sampo doesn't have his mask currently (which also works in a symbolic way, Masks represent the devotion to Elation, him not having it could represent how he wants to distance himself from what Elation is considered to be and pursue his own idea of it instead. The general description provided here for how masked fools are doesn't exactly fit him either whichmight further prove that idea, i should write a seperate post on that, anyways-) , so how the hell can he do shit that we assumed earlier was Elation-related powers? i have 2 possible explanations for this 1. Him being an emanator lets him use the path powers without a need for a mask, if thats the case - the mask would only provide a powerup 2. Elation emanator powers are something else altogether

when we look at his current power set/abilities it can all be tied to the fact that this is a game so, him bieng an emanator of elation would allow him to ignore the rules of this world/mainupulate said rules, simple as that it would also explain why he can break the 4th wall, why he is aware of the future events, what leads to them and/or how to stop them in the first place and how he can do stuff that contradicts what's been established lore vise (like how nobody should be able to cross the barrier between the Overworld and Underworld), those rules don't apply to him, he's beyond them. But there's more we DO have an in game example of people already messing with the reality in the same manner - Silver Wolf From what I gathered (with help of some friends of mine mwah mwah), the "reality editing" abilites of Punklorde people are directly tied to a technology present in said world - that combined with the world view of those living here results with them reating the world they live in as if it was a game

Adding onto that, during "punklorde mentality" mission we get to hear Leonard say this:

"Masked fools believe it really exists" so are the Masked Fools aware that someone could posses *actual* (not provided by technology) power to alter/manipulate reality and ignore the established rules of the world? We can kinda see such thing happening with Aha in stimulated universe, not only do they break the 4th wall, but according to Herta they also seem to be affecting the stimulated universe itself Aha's manipulation of reality is also mentioned in the "Glimpses into the Beyond"

So maybe to wrap it all up: 1. Sampo could be aware of the possible future events and use the reality manipulation abilities/the fact that the rules don't apply to him to achieve a desired outcome 2. Him and the Stellaron Hunters have some paralels in the narrative when it comes to the role that they play and what they do?? kinda??? 3. Punklorde people could be affiliated with Elation to some extent, even if not directly blessed by it I am probably VERY wrong about all of this but honestly I'm having fun with this theory so idc <3

[akitoeatsgrilledcheese]

OKAY SO I WOKE UP TO THE LIFE SERIES TEASER DROPPING AND HOLY SHIT.

Grian’s instagram

link to a reupload of the teaser

Theorizing and spoilers under cut!!

Oh my god HEY SO YKNOW HOW I WAS JOKING ABOUT EVO LIFE??? YEAH. UHM. WE MIGHT BE SO WRECKED. If the watchers are putting the players through Evolution again then we actually have a problem, in Evo the watchers were the audience. That's something all of us should recap on and remember.

Before I talk about the Watchers I do wanna point out the fact that the clock points to 5:55 before it starts warping backwards, the original time was 6:00.

If the God Watchers being put down to the Audience again, does this mean we'll have "no lore" or will it be so so much more dramatic? Think about it, this is the first ever life series where we've gained a teaser. Not only that but in the teaser the clock is going backwards. So we have two theoretical options. A, this is Evo but instead of going up versions we go back (SUGARCANE AND ENDERMEN GONNA GO CRAZY IF THATS TRUE) B, this is all the most memorable Life Games (or literally all the actual ones that we see thousand games "canon" for E&E if you forgot) going backwards.

Now we can look at the rest of the imagery :D

(Sorry for poor quality) The interesting thing about every frame of this animation is that the watcher symbol always has one of the corners covered by the traffic colors. By the corners I mean the broken parts. We already know the Watchers are losing, so does this mean that they’re hiding in the consumption of the games? Or does this go along with the Secret Life symbol where the corners are Grian and The Listeners?

it’s also interesting to note that as soon as everything turns purple, there’s only two streams instead of the original three that were signifying the amount of lives. These two streams could be a reference to the fact they’re only two Watchers perhaps? It’s only more supported by the fact that immediately after it turns purple there’s an eye.

And it’s pretty obvious that this is either The Watchers or Grian, however it’s more likely that it’s Grian due to the fact that Martyn said that The Watchers don’t have a form if I remember correctly. However we have no confirmed Grian eyes other than the very very dead looking ones on his skin lol

Directly before we get the date logo we see that the eye is dripping purple, it’s hard to see but it looks like dust, however it could possibly be tears from the players? Maybe even tears from Grian?

and then, of course, we have the grey and white hearts. I actually don’t know what conclusion to make about that, a reference to being dead? I honestly couldn’t tell you.

[enden-k]

i might never be saran-lover-number-one (that's always gonna be vika), but i need to draw him again, cause he's just soooo *flails hands uselessly* yk? (i will definitely share again, it's just that i have a bad "pls don't directly perceive me" type of day...which is so ironic with saran haunting my dreams)

on the topic of saran, he's like a tiger to me; seeing him face to face would be the most terrifying thing in my life, but being mauled would give me 1 petting opportunity, so from my perspective, it would be a win in the end.

also, that sounds like a fun streaming setup! the nostalgia truck would hit hard for sure if you would ever feel comfortable doing that.

ohh thats fine dw abt it anon 💜 ill look forward to it tho!!

AKJSCBKJSBC please ahhahah

i will truly consider then :]

[cafecourage]

Speaking of sleepy, caring for sleepy Chain

-Softie

We worked on this on stream long ago. I also made this also one bed. Part 1 has Time, Twilight, and Warriors

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There was a common issue among some of the chain where most all of them have the fatal flaw of not being able to sleep. Some had issues waking up like Sky, Wind, Four and Wild. You quickly found that Legend was among that group but given the incident he went into the latter issue. Which was annoying when dealing with. It was completely opposite problems.

Time:

It was always hard to tell if the Old man was tired as he seemed to be always absolutely exhausted. Which was fair enough since he was dubbed the dad friend in the group thus making him the main person to go to for everything. It’s a wonder how he hasn’t just slept for 7 more years yet.

Still the Hero of Time was probably 3 days in without sleep and thats what you observed. Granted you should have stopped him by day 2. But you weren’t sure if he slept on the days you seen him take first shift and wake up with him being on last shift.

The other boy’s notice it too and while they all appreciate the extra sleep it’s unfair for Time. Warriors is typically the only one that speaks up about it since he isn’t phased by the Older Link’s tough exterior. While it would be embarrassing in hindsight you had to drag Warriors aside to push for you and Time to be in the same room. “I have a plan” is what you tell the captain not letting him know that you in fact, dont have a plan.

Truly the plan is fist fight the old man until he actually sleeps, or lecture him whatever you feel like. At least you will be here in town for a few days to gather supplies and information. So you can at least fix Time’s sleep schedule.

You’re plotting came to an extreme halt as you step into a room with one bed. “This can work.” You say out loud as you dropped your stuff in a corner of the room. “We can share the bed.” It’s not even up for debate at this point.

“Can we?” Time asks as he closes the door “wouldn’t that be uncomfortable?”

“Uncomfortable?” That wouldn’t be the word you would use. “Nah. Unless it makes you uncomfortable. Then I can take the floor.”

The hero gives you a look, one to even dare you to say that again. “If you don’t mind, then I don’t see why fight over it.”

“It I am being real.” You stand up and stretched “you do need it more.” It has been decided. You are lecturing him. “When is the last time you slept a full 8 hours? Heck 6 hours I would accept.”

An eyebrow was raised as he heads inside “I have been fine with the sleep I’ve been getting.” He takes his armor off putting each piece down carefully before finally sitting on the bed. He pats the spot next to him.

You follow his lead as you prepare a long argument. “Ah, yes the zero hou- Ack!” What you didn’t expect was Time to drag you into his lap and lay down.

Your face exploded in a blush as you were now basically his teddy bear. “Don’t you think I haven’t noticed you also have trouble sleeping.” He whispered as he was already in the process of wrapping the both of you in the blankets. “Let’s take a nap for now…”

Well… This backfired successfully.

Twilight:

Twilight was one of these Links which, made sense but also didn’t when you found this out. He tries to older brother everyone, he makes sure everyone is asleep before he does. Which takes forever to do and your patience for this man is thinning.

After stopping in a town from a long trek. The group decides to go to the Inn to set up shop. You were already on Twilight to take a nap before dinner. “No. We are going to eat in like 30 minutes.”

Ok.

No.

He isn’t getting out of this and you don’t care you’re in the middle of the lobby. There was something that the chain has yet to learn about you.

You might be short.

But you are strong.

So you marched up to Twilight and despite his struggling you throw the hero over your shoulder and went directly to the room angrily. “Let me down!” Twilight demands of you. However you couldn’t care about it as you open the door kick it close and threw him on the bed. “That was unnecessary.” He said getting up.

“It was very necessary!” You argued back crossing your arms. “When is the last time you properly slept?”

Twilight stays quiet and looks away. He looked like a kicked puppy. “I get enough.”

“According to who? Because everyone else can make an argument that you’re barely getting any to function.” You let out a huff as you should probably be more lenient with him because it’s not really like he is doing something bad. You know from experience that the body could function with little sleep if it’s used to it but it’s not healthy! You didn’t go through classes with a clear mind but you should have! “We are just worried about you.”

The Hero stays quiet but sighs “ok. I understand.” He seems to give up at this point. But he reaches out to take your hand finally letting himself looked exhausted “but… can you stay with me?”

Your eyes soften as he seemed to be more tired than you thought. “Of course I will. Someone has to make sure you stay put.” He teases you.

Warriors: 

After a long day of traveling an inn was a welcoming sight. Since there were ten of you now each room had to have 2 people. Which was sometimes unfortunate for some, but for you in this current moment?

You couldn’t ask for a better opportunity since you (forcably) asked to be Warrior’s pair, only to have there only be one bed. 

Perfect.

Wonderful.

Amazing.

It was instant that you had grabbed Warriors tunic and almost thrown him on to the bed. “Didn’t know you wanted me on the bed that badly, doll.” He was laughing. This man was laughing and he looked like hell. Probably felt like it too as the ever polished captain was showing dark circles under his eyes. His smile was sluggish and his eyes weren’t as sharp as they normally were.

“Very funny.” You rolled your eyes as you headed towards him again to help him out of his armor. “You should take better care of yourself. 3 days of barely any sleep? What were you thinking?!”

“That the other boys need some sleep.” There was no hesitation as the stubborn man is proud of himself for killing his sleep schedule. “It’s fine.” “It is not fine.” You didn’t mean to throw his shoulder plate on the carpet. “You better take your chainmail off before I do it for you.”

“What if I rather you do it for me?” The captain fire back without missing a beat. Instantly his face paled “wait-“

“Nope to late come here.” You take his tunic and just… thew it off of him. “Do you want to continue?” This was a threat.

“no…” Warriors voice was silent as he finally got out of what armor he had left. “I should sleep on the floo-“ that suggestion was instantly silent as you glared at him.

Finally when both of you were ready for bed you had put your self on top of him. Cuddling but also if he was going to escape he will have to wake you up first. “this is so you don’t escape.” You said.

“I wont. I wont.” Warriors was a bit hesitant to wrap his arms around you “Thank you.” He whispered as he finally started to relaxed.

“Don’t rely on me to fix your sleep habits.” You said poking his cheek “good night Captain.”

“Good Night Sweetheart.”

[purpledemonlillyposting]

Can't blame anyone for making alts or being on anon. I've sent a few asks your way but there's no way I'm ever showing up in the notes for any posts around this mess. I want to attend the circus, but I don't want any of the clowns following me home. And Sai has kind of made an environment where she encourages her clowns to do just that. (and they also conspire that every single detractor is the same 3 people in a trench coat when it's in all likelihood just... random bystanders throwing their hats in)

I'm willing to bet there's quite a few people hovering around and not interacting on all sides, since there's just. So many people showing up in everyone's inboxes to fling shit. I'm tempted to say people are encouraging that behavior. Really can't blame anyone who sees that and doesn't want that themselves. And I imagine it's quite easy to get swept up in it too, mob mentality and all that.

It is a little funny whenever someone tries to pull a gatcha and say whatever blog owner is sending self asks/gets no notes/whatever because it feels like they just... Ran out of arguments? And if they try to bait out any particular anon, well. There's no reason for the anon to respond. To use my circus analogy again, if one of the clowns starts yelling for me to show myself but they don't know who I am I'm going to keep my mouth shut, they may as well be yelling at ghosts.

Anyways, away from that topic, I do appreciate that for things I send your way you tend to break character for them. I get that it's an easy way to strike nerves (and boy do people show off that it got to them in some way by responding. To anyone who types a "who cares" kind of thing in a comment section you just showed that you do. You cared enough to comment. Now everyone knows you got mad) But I almost wish you did the more thoughtful ones more instead of the in character ones since a lot of people probably blocked your account on grounds of it being a troll (heck, I almost did at first too when you first cropped up) But... Well I get the feeling most those people probably wouldn't have been swayed if you did, anyways.

I will say, for other anons, please provide a source for any claims you make! Evidence is very important, especially so people can see it for themselves and make their own opinions instead of taking word of mouth. Seeing where something came from is also important for keeping the story of what happened clear, and so people don't repeat any half remembered or bad faith and reworded accounts. Full context is also important, though for the other side, sometimes the full context is still not enough to excuse weirdo behavior.

100%. Stay out of the notes and reblogs and keep anon on, don't invite any unhinged crazies from any side over to you. That's the smart thing to do, is keep some personal distance from all the wacko clown show.

and she SURE DOES all you gotta do is breathe her name and her die-hard simps are breathing down your neck while you just get the fire-hose to spray at them down

lmao oh yeah they been tossing out like only two or three names about me and like fucking dumbasses there are more than that who find you all the most piss-shit annoying and stupid hypocritical fucks grow some originality 😂😂😂

it's 100% encouraged, beta-sigh herself has gone on record on stream AND in her simp discord encouraging the witch hunts. they're literally all desperate for drama and mobbing others

tbh whether im in character or not depends. and idrc that people blocked me first, they were never gonna listen to any sort of reason anyways. they're too lost in the sauce. and thats just the thing, aint no one here actually wants to change their mind. nothing anyone says on a shitty blog will actually make them read and self-reflect. sometimes all you can to is honk a horn directly into their clownish faces. 🤣🤣

I dont debate anyone here. there is no point. the pissbaby crying "debate me!" doesnt want a debate. they want a platform to whinge about what they want to believe is right.

so I say fuck 'em, OOGABOOGABOOGA YOUR MOM IS A DEBATE!!!1!!!11! 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

[coffeegnomee]

GNOMEEEE YAYY YIPPIEEEEE ^-^ !!!! HIII HELLO!!!!!!! i am happy to see my dear beloved mutual gnome posting as usual, and i immediately came to ask if u have any thoughts, opinions, feelings, etc etc abt spoke, focus, and jumper ending the world?

like idk its all so weird to me LOL like omg i got confirmation on my theory from like, 6 months ago that focus have been duping hearts all season. a theory i had and never posted an in depth explanation for but Basically my thought process back when i first thought abt it was that, given all of the available public information we had in january on everyones heart counts, there was no legal way for focus to have gotten the hearts that they had and since they previously denied being bfb heartbank it only Rly left exploiting as an option. can u tell im proud of myself? are u proud of me? :D :D :D

OH AND AND AND!!!!! im still thinking abt how Weird spoke is being abt ending the world. hes seemingly been lying to everyone??? like everything hes said to anyone, he has directly contradicted when talking to another person o_o.

- like he acted all excited and impressed by minute's base to him, but told literally everyone else that his base was boring and it sucked balls

- he told focus he wanted the dragon egg from minute, but told mapicc he doesn't care abt the dragon egg

- he told focus he has no plans to end the world, no exploits, and that he doesnt even know how to dupe even though he seemed to have told jumper abt other plans he has based on a convo jumper had w zam when he was giving her heart mats & we KNOW spoke knows how to dupe based on the bugbombs princezam stream he did back in like,, october i wanna say? where they were experimenting w duping & time travel using the img to map thing

- he Also very much seemed to intentionally push minute into betraying him, but has since used minute's betrayal to manipulate mapicc, ash, squiddo, and atlas by playing up his own hurt feelings and....weird vibes anger. like idk i js cant bring myself to take any of his Openly Expressed feelings abt minute seriously

- and that is bc it was Kind of confirmed that he was intentionally pushing minute to betray him during the base competition thing not only bc he repeatedly talked abt exploiting, dug into minute's good good heart and saviour(?) complex tendencies, and by making minute feel like he HAD to choose between good vs evil in that moment . but also bc he did all of these things ans told minute his plans as a reward for winning even though, according to what focus has said, spoke had already chosen them as his winners before even seeing minute's base

- OH smt i also noticed that was Peculiar was that spoke was also like....seemingly pushing mapicc away as well? everyone including the viewers, zam, minute, And mapicc had assumed that spoke was going to immediately want mapicc on his side. to the point that mapicc even brought up the idea that spoke might give up on ending the world and go back to unstable if mapicc doesn't join him bc thats how certain everyone was in the depths of how deeply spoke values him. but spoke...didn't even Try to persuade mapicc to his side? their convo was very interesting bc spoke definitely could have swayed mapicc to his side and they both know it bc he knows exactly what mapicc is like, and that his ideas all involve things that would excite mapicc. theyre all things he would have fun w. but, despite having mapicc in the palm of his hands he almost seems to push him away??? by not even trying to convince him to join his team despite preying on his emotions and attachments by playing up his own hurt feelings and "confusion" over minutes betrayal; and even pushing mapicc to be his own independent third side in this all who fights both exploiters and anti exploiters, saying that they wont be teammates anymore after the convo, but still saying things that he know will satisfy mapicc which js felt Weird to me like am i making sense LOL

- the only thing spoke has not contradicted in everything that hes told everyone is that he wants the admins to all be banned. he told squiddo that they should use their exploits to ban mapicc, minute, and bacon & has not told focus abt any other plans he has (or even things that he Wants to do)

- which like . its Interesting bc he has pushed both minute and mapicc away to varying degrees, hes pushed them Both out of the roles they previously took into a differing role that he wants them to play. (minute, the hero. and mapicc, the wild card in it all.)

- okay i was gonna yap abt my theory that whatever spoke plans on doing, if he is doing anything, then i think it involves forcing the admins into an uncomfortable position but ive already yapped sm and i feel bad LOL. that theory requires a lot more yapping to explain my reasoning 🥹🥹🥹

okay im done now i feel bad for yapping so tysm for reading this all 😭 i have so many thoughts abt the whole thing w spoke. like this is frfr babys first time seeing a season end live bc im sooo fascinated by spoke in all of his lying, manipulation, and freak behaviour :3

-mcytegg ^-^

VENIIIIIIIII!!!!!!! Hhihihihihi. Omg YES I was cheering for you so loudly when we got confirmation about the dupes. You got it spot on. Literally so spot on.

I have a post about spoke's convo with minute and a little bit of everything else that I just have to read one more time and then post. It does come from the direction that Spoke cared about Minute joining him and is upset he didn't.

But spoke is spoke and you're right, the dragon in the cave crashout was Extra. Like big time acting extra. Performance.

But then he said similar things to Mapicc, and for who Mapicc is to him, I believe there is at least some truth behind how upset he is with Minute. Which of course makes everything more complicated and confusing.

But I don't think he told focus first. I think that was fully after, at least from my timeline in my head. Cause he wouldn't have said before he saw Minute's base. And when he saw Minute's base he immediately decided on Minute. So I think it is after. And my crack theory is that he was going to tell everyone they won anyway just to see what they would say and do.

That's interesting. I don't see Spoke as pushing Mapicc away. Mapicc saying he would give up if he didn't join, was more Mapicc knowing Spoke, rather than Spoke knowing Mapicc. And that whole convo was more everyone knowing that Mapicc would want to join Spoke, that he would like that idea. Not that Spoke needs him.

What I see it more is, is the same kind of dynamic that devotions had at the start of the season. Where Spoke Knows how Mapicc is. He can read every word Mapicc says and knows what Mapicc is thinking.

And I think Spoke pushing in on how dumb Minute was being, was him putting out the olive branch for if Mapicc wanted to team. to see if Mapicc agreed that Minute was dumb is the first step to see if Mapicc is on his side. Spoke is cautious, he knows Mapicc might just be there for information, and Spoke never reveals everything all at once no matter who he's talking to. And in the past, that has never been an issue for Mapicc. Mapicc's worked with him based on very little information, become his avatar with no questions asked.

But Mapicc went into this convo knowing what he wanted. He did not want to team with Squiddo and Ash. And after he listened to Spoke tell him everything he was going to tell him, because, again, Mapicc knows how much Spoke would tell him in these situations, he lays it out that he will Not be teamming with Squiddo and Ash.

And Spoke instantly understands. If anything, my notes say - 'Spoke's demeanor changes. I think he realizes this is more serious than pulling off subterfuge against a possible enemy. And has the opportunity to genuinely get mapicc on his side.'

He starts pitching that he wants to do the impossible and change lifesteal forever.

He leaks he used Jumper's hearts to stay unbanned.

And then Mapicc says he wants freedom.

Spoke knows Mapicc like Mapicc knows Zam. He knows that when Mapicc starts talking like this, his mind is made up and they are not going to be teamming. So he immediately goes for the third party option. Because, honestly, that is what is going to make Mapicc most happy. Spoke can either lay it on thick to get Mapicc to join him, and then deal with a sullen Mapicc who doesn't want to do the plot, which he has experienced before. Or he can let Mapicc be Mapicc and see what chaos comes.

And Spoke doesn't Need Mapicc. I think that's what's most clear from this. Whatever plan Spoke has, Mapicc's skills are not necessary.

Now, did I just remember that Spoke wanted to ban the admins and Mapicc is an admin? yes. And that this conversation happened after the Squiddo conversation where Spoke learned about the pot exploit. So there's that.

But I do think Spoke would've taken Mapicc if Mapicc asked to join.

But he did tell focus about the orbital, at least to Squiddo. Cause they told that to 4c in their conversation. So focus does know the full "plan".

Also youre too cute I'm cheering for you watching this unfold live for the first time. I loved your yap.

My biggest thing with Spoke is that he can turn any situation to his advantage. Nothing is a loss. That's his supervillainpower.

Everything that I've seen so far points to him actually having a plan. A plan that was derailed, but still has feet to stand. I don't think it's putting the admins in bad situations, though I love that concept and he probably is very much incorporating that now. For me, telling Squiddo to do that was more Spoke finding someone with an exploit he didn't have and immediately going into youtube video ideation mode and coming to the best content use of that information. And also, revenge is sweet.

But doesn't that make sense too? Remember that one time Spoke was cryptic with Kab? It seems Spoke is trying to build up new people who are willing to be world enders. We've already suspected it with Focus, him releasing the bugbombs to Squiddo. And now he's seen what they've done, and Squiddo has something that would be really, really funny to use.

And banning the admins is the perfect use of that exploit. It doesn't ruin everyone's plot. The target makes sense from a worldender perspective, so it isn't unfair. (as opposed to 4c wanting to release it in the middle of a really important battle. Which, also, to be fair, Spoke has done before with the warden on the devotions castle duo. And that didn't lead to the kind of content Spoke now looks for)

And that's why I also think he was doing the base thing to give the pitch to everyone. He was going to tell each person the secret, because he told Minute you would only be contacted if you won, and you weren't supposed to tell anyone you won. And he would've told Zam: did you see how fast Spoke joined Zam and Derap's call after Minute killed him? He got there before Minute. And then got kicked out. And then he asks Zam if he's talked to Minute, and then crashes out about Minute. He knows he's not getting Zam to flip sides right then if he's already with Minute.

But Spoke is patient. He knows Zam takes time. And if he can get Zam doubting his teammates, that's the path to get him on a hill for a little chat. tehe! What wonderous things will Zam have in store after Twitchcon.

What we haven't talked about is Jumper.

For me, Jumper is the key. Spoke had her hearts in his inventory BEFORE going to any base building review. They have already talked.

And when Zam gives her hearts, she goes "I speak. Ayo!" which we know is the code.

There is something deeply, deeply devious going on between the two of them. And who giggled loudest when Jumper revealed her Abyss betrayal? Spoke couldn't stop laughing.

His player activity after those few streams is.. well he's just not active. He could be testing exploits on a private server, or he pitched his one big plan and it got foiled and now he gave up.

But I do, in my bones, because Spoke is my favorite lifestealer, think he wants to end the season this time. He didn't want to in s5, but he's ready to do it again. Something is going to happen.

[satcrvz]

CHAPTER SIX: EMOTIONAL SUPPORT DOG

navi

"what do i wear?" you ask holding up two sweatshirts that nearly looked identical.

nobara huffs before responding, "please just pick one, they look the same babe"

"i can't! am i overthinking? i'm definitely overthinking". you decide to go with the sweatshirt you were holding in your right hand. nobara calls out to you from her room, "he's literally seen you at your worst!"

you assume that she's referring to when you first saw him, when you found out that he existed. that wasn't my worst moment i was cute for a girl in pajamas.

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you and yuuji are almost to your destination, "you know you sounded like rapunzel asking to see the lanterns when you asked me to drive you"

"oh my god shut up i did not" you say in between giggles. he makes the final turn and there you are, yuta's house.

"oh you're just going to drop me off on the curb like i'm a whore" you say while unbuckling your seatbelt.

only his left hand is on the steering wheel and his head turns very slowly to look at you, "you want me to walk you to the door like i'm dropping you off for a playdate?"

"yeah kinda," you pause to open your door and hop out "it'd be rude if you didn't stop and say hi". the minute you heard him sigh, you knew you'd won.

you greeting yuta was a blur, you can't even remember what stupid shit you did because of your nerves. all you remember was a holy shit you muttered when you saw the entry way, to call it nice was an understatement.

currently, you were sitting criss crossed on the floor with yuta to the left of you. "so wait, you have all the games?"

"yeah! you could play the resident evil 4 remake since it's still kind of trending?" he stares at you and there's a short moment of silence before he continues, "only if you want to though, you'll have the controller, not me".

you give him a reassuring smile, "yeah that's fine! beware I am going to die though". he laughs and you swear its the cutest thing you've ever heard "it's okay, i can walk you through it" shutupshutup oh my god i'm going to scream.

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"wait why are they jumping him. just make friends with them duh”

“yn, you have to fight back” the stress was very adamant in his tone. "i can't. i wasn't paying attention when they gave instructions. . ." you glance over to the chat to see a mix of yours and yuta's fans laughing at you.

he reaches over to grab the controller from your hands, but not without "accidentally" ghosting over both of your hands holding the controller.

you watched the screen and took an occasional glance at the stream. you figured you should probably figure out what buttons he's pressing, so you look down at his hands which were actually quite nice. no dirt under them, hang nails, or anything else, it almost made you forget why you looked over at them.

"there", he says while handing the controller back to you. "dude where the fuck did you go?" you'd ended up in a completely different spot from where you initially were. "hey, i put you on the right path. you ran like, too far from where you were actually supposed to be"

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"okay guys! i think that's it for today my back is starting to hurt, and i'm sick of someone criticizing me" you're staring directly at the chat while you say this.

"i wasn't criticizing! i mean i was, but it was helpful" he continues, "this is our first time hanging out and you're already trying to get rid of me"

"whatever. anyways bye guys!" you say while ending the stream. you bring both hands up and behind your head to stretch

"i'm hungry, i think i'm going to text yuuji to come get me"

"you don't have to, i can take you back and stop and get something, if thats okay with you?"

teehee... do we like?

my brain was cooking but my fingers were not. do y'all fw ihop? i might make ihop the stop.

didn’t proofread this 😭

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