oh my gosh, i don't have to be well-off or successful to help people, i can be a loser and still improve the lives of the people around me just by being there and caring (<- guy who just watched "takin' over the asylum" for the first time)
google how do i make myself look exactly like campbell bain, or maybe date him, i'm not entirely sure, but how do i make it happen (<- same guy who just watched "takin' over the asylum" for the first time)
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(Context: the whole gang + Travis are at his family's barn)
Travis: these people are sort of like my family now, so I offered to let them stay in the barn for a bit
Some Cousin: yeah? Oh well that was real nice of you but the barn is only for the real Phelps family!
Travis's child: what's a Phelps??
Cousin: ???? [Cousin's name] Pehlps? Travis Phelps? [Child's name] Phelps? We're the Phelps!?
Travis: .... actually... we're the Fishers now....
Cousin:....
Travis:....
Child:....
Everyone else:....
Cousin: WHAT-
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Drop The Mic (The Boys edition)
One of these landed on my fyp on TT and I ended up watching a bunch of them so I present some headcanons for rap battles between The Boys and Supes.
Billy Butcher vs. Homelander
Homelander uses his public persona the whole time—smiling, chuckling, just having a good time
Sample line: “William, you really need to get a life. I know you’re real sad that I fucked your wife” (complete with *shrug*)
Definitely tacks “I’m the Homelander and I can do whatever the fuck I want” to the end of one of his verses.
Billy’s material: Homelander’s constant need for approval, dad not loving him, his sweaty wetsuit and just being a “general fucking cunt”.
Smirks when he sees Homelander do his face twitch, knowing his words can cut deep when no weapon can.
Annie vs. The Deep
Now, she’s a small town girl, but she came PREPARED. Probably listened to some records with MM.
Sample line: “It’s no wonder you can’t keep a bitch. Who wants some loser who only fucks fish?!”
He tries but his parts are lame sorry I don’t make the rules.
A-Train laughs or “ohhhh”s at one of Annie’s disses and Deep turns to him, arms out like “dude!”
Hughie vs. A-Train
Hughie isn’t all that confident, but his feelings towards A-Train and supes in general fuel him.
Sample line: “Yeah you’re right. I was a huge fan. But then I grew up and became a real man.”
Other mentions include A-Train’s soda commercial, new outfit, broken leg and heart attack.
Kimiko vs. Black Noir
Kimiko signs her verses, obviously.
Being the only one who understands, Frenchie goes “OHHHHHHHHH!”
Nah, who am I kidding. The rest of The Boys are supportive and join in.
Frenchie vs. Lamplighter
Bringing back the majorette jokes fs
Also puns about Lamplighter not retiring but being 🔥fired🔥 (or losing his fire)
MM vs. Soldier Boy
Just like Billy with Homelander, MM can’t hit him with guns so words will have to do
Gets some dirt from Grace
Bonuses:
Queen Maeve vs. Homelander
She eats. Plain and simple.
Stan Edgar vs. Homelander
Stan sees himself above such ‘childish little games’, so he just insults Homelander outright like he normally does.
He was also sat in the back and smiling at every burn Homelander got.
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