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siriuslydeadfr · 3 days

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the only thing you need to know about joe and nicky's relationship is that when nicky lost a bet joe started laughing

#joe x nicky #the old guard

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fifthrideroftheapocalypse · 2 months

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oh my God, The Old Guard 2 news in 2024???? I've dreamed of days like these

#but holy shit post production has been shut down this entire time???#thats wild #here i was thinking it just got shelved after they finished it #the old guard #the old guard 2

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hashtagloveloses · 1 year

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do you guys remember the Old Guard. remember when there was a major mainstream hollywood action scifi motion picture starring hot women with guns where gay people kissed on the mouth passionately. and the movie was both critically and financially successful. that movie feels like a fucking fever dream. i'll never achieve the high i got when that movie came out ever again

#original post #the old guard #my god i miss it

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mearchy · 7 months

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tommystummy · 3 months

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The Old Guard was SO fucked up for being like “we’re all immortal with a single catch that any of our deaths could be the last.” Then have two of them being romantically involved for CENTURIES and every single time they die together, in the back of their minds, they wonder if the other is going to get back up with them.

#yusuf al kaysani #nicolo di genova #The Old Guard #NICK AND JOE YOU WILL ALWAYS BE FAMOUS

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kinnsporsche · 1 year

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You're a child. An infant. Your mocking is thus infantile. He's not my boyfriend. This man is more to me than you can dream. He's the moon when I'm lost in darkness and warmth when I shiver in cold. And his kiss still thrills me, even after a millennia. His heart overflows with a kindness of which this world is not worth of. I love this man beyond measure and reason. He's not my boyfriend. He's all and he's more.

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lookingatyouwriter · 5 months

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I finally watched The Old Guard and tumblr did not adequately prepare me for how funny the van kiss scene actually is. Like I've seen whole gif sets of Joe's impromptu love poem but that's not the half of it.

Dude are you sure you want to be making a homophobic jab at these people specifically

Joe: "Yeah he is and what about it, bitch boy" <- said with far more grace and eloquence

Nicky: "<3"

(This is where we give kudos to the actors for not smashing each other's teeth in when LAUNCHING at each other. Couldn't have been me)

Everyone is so taken aback they fully just watch for a whole second in, presumably, homophobic horror before all simultaneously deciding This Cannot Stand

you INTERRUPT joe and nicky? you interrupt their kiss like the football game? oh! oh! death for homophobes! death for homophobes for One Thousand Years!!!!

This isn't really part of the scene but "There's a TV, Joe!" is close enough that I'm going to add it. As an epilogue.

#the old guard #I feel I said homophobe too often. but them getting theirs is a significant part of the fun though

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anyataylorjoys · 3 months

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