#the Taylor’s

[juno-infernal]

Glen Martin Taylor, “but i am safe in here.”

[a-frog-in-a-bog]

[lady-raziel]

i'm sorry but this is the only submission to this trend that i'll consider giving any thought to

[pokkin]

I went to a taylor swift concert once and it was mostly ok but there was one standout moment where they brought a red pulsating jewel on stage. Taylor said it was called the heart of Ozymandias. She kept inviting people on stage to touch it and every time they did they would turn into sand and blow away. And people just kept going up and touching the thing.

[frankierotwinkdeath]

Y’all want Taylor Swift to be gay so bad but you won’t even write femslash about her

[uchihaculture]

[soundwavefucker69]

bastille has done more for the queer community by just making all of their love songs about "you" instead of specifying a gender than taylor swift has in all of her discography. thanks for coming to my ted talk.

[iridessence]

rich people are so boring. Private jets for intra-US travel? if i was a multimillionaire I’d have my own old timey gilded train car and take my sweet ass time going everywhere. sorry, you won’t see my ass for 5-7 business days while I’m going through the mountains with no cell service but a well paid private chef that specializes in gluten free cuisine, bye

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

[willgrahamscock]

You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

[randomfansstuff]

crying

[helpimstuckinafandom]

I'M FUCKING CRYING LMAOOO

[paper-mario-wiki]

i love to make fun of notorious white woman Taylor Swift and all of her embarrassing attempts to appear deeper than a plate of soup.

[hollowboobtheory]

really? another album? didn't she just make one??

[rythyme]

hey everyone it's been 15 years since twilight. taylor lautner is married to taylor lautner. robert pattinson is a fucking bird. and kristen stewart is doing the dykiest photoshoot imaginable for a rolling stone magazine cover.

[mens-rights-activia]