#the algorithm BROKE
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just learned about tucker carlson. what the fuck is going on in america you guys ok up there?
#like what is this man#oh my god ??#mine#not to be taken seriously#YOUTUBE WON'T STOP RECOMMENDING FOX NEWS CLIPS TO ME WTF#the algorithm BROKE
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#if this doesnt do numbers on xhs ill know 100% the algorithm or whatever is broke jzskdmdm#the spirealm#kaleidoscope of death#ruan nanzhu#lin qiushi#fa
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there should be more games where you fight big monsters but your goal isn't just to survive or kill the monster but do so in the way that when its dead you harvest it and the more spread out the wounds the less points/money you get as a result, like real hunting. No guns and no narcotics, plus the monster can damage itself if the fight goes on long enough so you want to finish the fight as soon as possible.
#'yes you killed the Greater Zabayock.. but you ruined its hide completely and broke several of its bones in the process. Unforgivable!'#this is definitely possible to make like... just have to make some sort of 'skin map' and a 'skinning algorithm'#i can just imagine a group of people all sliding underneath a dragon and slicing clean clinical type lines right down the middle-belly
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god I can't believe I'm two days late, new pino song!!!!
This one is,,,really something special jeez,,,it's all about living despite how hopeless things may seem. ough. we haven't had a pino song like this in a good while. Please give it a listen!!
#hi guys um. if any of you where wondering where I've been the answer is um. I'm in Uni and that's taking a wholeee lot of my energy dshdshds#it gets quite difficult to. remember to check on the community page as frequently mostly because of that..#so I kinda have to rely on people contacting me or it getting pushed through the youtube algorithm and well. it seems nothing from him has!#</3 awful and fucked up. but yes hi I am still a PinoHead sdhjdshjds#I just missed a merch restock augh </3 I'm broke anyways but I would've posted about it if I knew ^^;#new Aimaina keychains! for slowmotion and common world domination. gwahhhhh#^^;#pinocchiop#vocaloid#pinocchio p#pinocchio-p#doushiteworld.txt#Youtube
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The way twice now I've gotten something new and my friend has been like "oh you got the tiktok shop thing"
babes if I ever buy anything off tiktok shop take me out back and put me down. I didn't even know these things were being promoted on tiktok. I had a stray thought that something would be useful and went from there. I will buy from a small business owner promoting their shop in tiktok. I will not buy from tiktok.
#drives me nuts#*shows up with over ear headphones* “oh the tiktok headphones?”#no I just can't have in-ears at work and my last pair broke so I got these instead. I didn't know they were on tiktok#*gets a fan i can clip to my belt and hide under my coat at work* “oh you got the tiktok fan?”#no i saw it in the store and thought itd be good to have in this hot ass kitchen so i got it. I didn't know it was on tiktok.#get off social media every once in a while the algorithms are putting holes in your brain
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hey friends! i gave myself a concussion trying to be a good mama and now is a GREAT time to do any of the following as a “get well soon” gesture hehehe
1. buy a print or two!
2. subscribe to my patreon (as low as $1)!
3. toss me a couple bucks on ko-fi!
4. subscribe to my art blog (free)!
#sympathy me please!#also i’m broke as shit this economy is killing me man#and also the algorithms are making me very sad please just look at my website thanks thanks#journal comics
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I'm opening comms! i know i dont post here often but im blasting this everywhere i have socials so you bet im doing it here as well
best way to reach me is thru insta or discord dms, although i will check tumblr dms as well.
insta: citrushead_art
discord: scout_5871
#art#art commisions#commission#im opening comms#open commissions#commisions open#artists on tumblr#tumblr art#tumblr#instagram#discord#honestly im just throwing out random tags#like idk what else to put here#how do things get seen on tumblr?#i havent grasped the algorithm yet#not that ive grasped instas either#but i really dont get tumblrs#like#how does it work#anyway#please comm me#im broke#and i want to draw
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imagine announcing to your current users that you will be making your product twenty times worse in the hope that future subscribers will be tempted to come over
imagine alienating your audience for people who are leaving websites for the same things you're trying to add to your own
imagine saying you want to support content creators after shoving a new editor they hate forcibly down their throat
if you're @staff at tumblr dot com, you don't have to imagine
#i will fucking avoid my dashboard completely if they put an algorithm in#and just go visit peoples blog pages and manually like and reblog things#i'm so tired of websites making broke ass decisions and fundamentally misunderstanding what their subscribers want
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"discover" mix: *plays matchbox 20*
me: ... *skip*
"discover" mix: *plays filter*
me: ... *skip*
"discover" mix: *plays everclear*
me: discover my dick
#idk what this is#music#youtube music discover mix#what is this?#high school mix?#i know all these?#tell me something i don't know#it's like the whole point of you#algorithm machine broke
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I just made it about 50 seconds in this song before going 'wait what' so do me a favor, click the link and don't look at the description.
It's not a rickroll, that's too easy.
#the youtube algorithm has fully given up on me today#started with random star trek ambient noises#then like four hours of my telemark skiing playlist which is extremely bass-heavy and a mix of dance and r&b and house etc#then the great gate of kiev like five times on repeat and the 4th mvt of saint saens organ symphony twice#(getting through the periodontal cleaning/treatment bc i couldn't have the nitrous)#(and then the recovery period of me vibrating with adrenaline comedown for like an hour in barnes and noble before feeling ok to drive home)#then i went hunting for gjallarhorn on Youtube and finally figured out it was a garmarna song i was thinking of#so it keeps going on weird diversions#like#heilung wardruna danhei-wait that got skipped. uh. sofi tukker? ok elderbrook big gigant-no? tool-no. bear mcreary? ok ramin dj-OH COME ON#so i am not super surprised that it's started throwing old english versions of a pop song from 2010 at me#...was that old english? might have been middle#last time i broke it this badly was when i discovered blues saraceno and dirtwire and balkan beat
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WHAT. on gods green earth. Makes YouTube think I want to see PIMPLE POPPING CONTENT. when I am searching for BATHTUB DRAINAGE FIXES.
#crap#this is why algorithms are fucking bullshit#the lever mechanism is my stupid ass bathtub broke and i just spent an hour trying to fish it out with a wire and i am going to go insane#i should just call my landlord fuck it
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Not to be that person but most of those things were already happening before tiktok became popular? The homogenization of the internet, the shortening of attention spans (though I'll admit that tiktok has probably exacerbated this issue), increasing anti-intellectualism, pirating sites being exposed, racist algorithms, popularization of anti-aging markets, dangerous teenage challenges, filming strangers in public, etc. All of these things were already happening in abundance on Instagram, YouTube, and yes, even our beloved tumblr. Tiktok did not invent these problems, it arguably hasn't made them any bigger, and people complain about them now just like they did back then. These are social media problems, not tiktok problems.
hating tiktok is not a "back in my day" type thing. tiktok is objectively affecting other social media platforms in detrimental ways. ux elements are being stripped and everything has to have a fucking short video clips function. it's rampant homogenization and it's a problem
#internet#did we forget the cinnamon challenge?#did we forget the twitterification of social media?#did we forget all the outrage about vloggers and internet randos filming people in public?#remember how lets play videos broke youtube because its algorithm only pushed short videos before that point?#why do we so fondly remember the 7 second videos of vine but curse the shortform videos of tiktok?#the shortening of attention spans has been happening for a long while (i think the lolrandom phase of internet humor is an example of this)#and maybe tiktok is speeding that up? maybe? but thats honestly the only one of these#that are genuinely unique to tiktok#i think the real complaint is just children on the internet now that the internet has become marketable#but the internet has always been damaging to children on some level. tiktok is not a new phenomenon.
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bbno$ is my new sophie scarf
#i shit you not the Sophie scarf hopped like 6 different social media feeds to haunt me#and now bbno is#finally broke down and paid for Spotify#got the dumb dj thing#first song it plays?#check.#at least bbno$ has a nice face.#despite what my algorithms think I don't actually listen to him
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Sorry I said no more TikTok talk, but since it's back in the US, I poked my head in and...
Apparently I'm on "MaskTok" now? Look, when I say I'm feral, this is NOT what I mean! Bring me back to the Dragon Age cosplays...
#everyone complaining that their algorithm is fucked#and sketchy US politics aside (thats a whole damn rant in itself)#something broke and i suspect its only going to get worse#tiktok ban
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it’s knowing-you-made-the-right-decision-breaking-up-but-still-feeling-hollow-and-loveless-inside-and-also-missing-him-greatly hours apparently
(10:23 pm after having a nice but very tiring day)
#how do u tell ur algorithm to STOP suggesting cute couples’ things#because hey#we BROKE UP#and instagram doesnt know that#so uh#pain how about how about that how about pain hm?
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I think covid pulled some kinda psychic ripcord for anyone already primed for political derangement. The combinaton of social isolation and algorithm-driven radicalization just broke people. Everyone I talk to has a story of some relative that nobody talks to anymore.
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