#the bestest waifu

[nitunio]

losing my marbles with this guy. lovingly sighs

[flare-vortex]

HAPPY LUNAR NEW YEAR 2024!!

Featuring two of the bestest waifus ever, Orihime and Tifa~ 👀💕💦😍🤭

[krunkidile]

“Third Eye” is a Funny book I Wrote

Third Eye is a story about a bad-brain-good-boy named Nick who preforms a ritual to summon a chaotic-stupid succubus named Selena to his home, offering his soul in exchange for her services. Usually that would include pounding butts, and getting butt-pounded with extreme prejudice and maximum torque, but this dude was like, “yeah, sex is cool, but have you heard about video games?”

Somehow that begins a batshit stupid chain of events that leads them to become the bestest of friends who explore the many confusing, obtuse, thrilling, and delicious parts of human and demon life.

So yeah, I done wrote a book. It seemed like the next logical step in my creative works since I’ve only been making things with assets other people created from IPs that other people started. I really wanted to make a story that was my own so.. here it is;

A hundred-and-something page’d book about spaghetti and jokes about balls.

If you’d like to read it you can download the first book on Gumroad. It’s pay what you want so you can get it for free or whatever you think is fair.

And if you really like it, you can join the Patreon for the book. There's a bunch of posts about lore and world building exclusive to it, as well as the full version of an unhinged presentation on anime waifus I did to prove I know how to do good character design.

Speaking of, that’s what I’m trying to crowdfund with the Patreon. Aside from being able to pay bills, support is planned to be used to fund character design commissions and illustrations to give the books that “this isn’t just a bunch of dumb fuckin’ words, males ages 15-24. We got them fat demon tiddies, and dumbass good boys fer you to look at too!”

So if you thought any of the stuff where I wrote dialogue were good or just like my work you’d probably like this.

I will say though, this is an ADULT comedy. It’s not porn, there’s no turbo gore or hyper violence, and there’s no depictions of monstrous, heinous shit. But there are many fuck words, some word-based body horror, and there are many jokes about how sex is weird and goofy. Selena is a sex worker, and she may or may not spend an entire chapter writing erotic fan fiction about characters in a game she just heard about.

So you know, 18+ only and all that.

But please, read the book and hopefully enjoy it. I am being very vulnerable letting you read my secret diary, so please be nice and don’t make fun of my butt.

[altocat]

How do you think Sephiroth entered Smash? Did his essence travel the universe? Did he manifest through Cloud?

Sephiroth does what Sephiroth wants. And having Cloud someplace all safe and sound where he can't find him simply WON'T do at all!

So Sephiroth very graciously and generously dedicates his time and attention to tear open a few realities just to follow his bestest buddy. Mother gave him special permission to go, and even lent him some spending money aka an extra power boost so he'd have all the means available of ensuring he gets there. And without an invitation, of course. ❤️

Really now, Cloud, you could look a bit happier to see him! Sephiroth is perfectly happy to spend some quality time with his waifu soulmate object of eternal covetous desire arch nemesis until... that brat with the key showed up. Sephiroth can't quite place the reason why, but the grinning little idiot fills him with unspeakable levels of dread.

[johannepetereric]

”Honorary bi” doesn’t mean “I date a bi of the ‘opposite sex’” It means anime guys worship Lelouche, Light, L, Aizen, Gojo, Sasuke, them masterminds or edgotfs as if they’re the bestest characters ever, either beating their waifus or on par with the waifus or having no waifus at all. And they don’t realize how sus they are.

[annthehuman]

finally:(( Happy birthday Ichiroo

okay but the bestest boy to ever exist :( i dont have much to say ,from what ive seen we all agree on that. Look even dogs love him of course they would. When i first got into hypmic he wasnt really on my radar tbh but 2 years later today would you take a look at the situation. Oh how well the tables have turned, it was a trap. No it was fate fellas. Once he growns into you theres no escape. Is it weird if i say that i want him in my pocket i dont think so. Not only an amazing role model to his brothers but to me as well. Starting from age 5 his life seems to have unbearable amount of heart breaks. Whether its from his father, that one old dude from the orphanage, his best friend, his partner.. Yet Ichiro is still Ichiro. Im not saying that he was always the perfect boy he is now. Remember how depressed he was back in tdd era. Ichiro was lucky to have his teammates. It was thanks to them that he became aware of what he is fighting for. In the end everything happens for a reason, thats what i can say about mcd's break up. Especially what happened with Samatoki. It really broke my heart reading that part. But i think it was important for Ichiros character development. It was the moment he started seeing his brothers the way he sees them now. yep he deserved to have his current MC name thanks to that. wait i said he was perfect but thats not true at all baby you still need to let your brothers be their own person but well after reading that one drama track three of them seems to be doing better right now so we'll see. THEY ARE STILL VERY YOUNG IT WAS WISE OF THEM TO FACE THEIR RELATIONSHIP i love you jiro. Oh and yeah if we dont see all the bs that has happened in his life Ichiro is stupidly so relatable. I mean king you can geek about your waifus to me for hours i will listen you. Im all ears:( have you seen how adorable he is talking about his pleasures:( can i kiss you :( there is a reason ramuda constanly wants to hug him. honestly same.

we are the same age but hey i would gladly adopt him if i could. But still Ichiro, please stop making me daydream out of nowhere i cant take you out of my mind. Okay thats it for now cuz im about to get my eyes wet. Look how handsome he is in his suit. Congratz on being one of the sane charachters. I dont know how did you manage to stay that way but good for you♡ Happy birthday again♡

[randomnameless]

I'm pretty sure Kaga covered why people use HP instead of tomes in Valentia, honestly Kaga covered almost everything when it come to world building, Post Kaga IS won't even name their setting half the time. I miss Kaga's world building, basically.

Eh,

I remember the infamous "Kaga trolling" - where he didn't reveal what was the link between Claude and Sylvia in FE4 or when basically Holy Blood mechanics were just "there's no theory or mechanic really" when the game and many fans thought otherwise.

Granted, the games were on old consoles, so all that lore/worldbuilding and supplementary materials were released in various books (Treasure!) but even if I don't want anything from Fodlan anymore (given what Nopes did) I'd still sell an arm if a guidebook about the WoH or even a novelization/ (un)official manga was released about it.

Tellius got a databook recently (a few years ago?) where we had many cool things, like designs for civilians from Goldoa, Rafiel being canonised as Nailah's partner, or the reveal of the kind of Laguz Petrine descends from. All pretty much useless things in the greater scope of the verse, but all the useless things that made it alive.

That's why I'm scouring the script and whatever I can in FE16/Nopes to find all those useless details - in vain most of the time - because even if it's useless, like the food meta post, it's the amalgation of all those little things that made the world apparently so lively -

even if, with hindsight, Fodlan is just a sandbox to make your Supreme Leader figma act and move.

Tl;dr : While FE5 is the bestest game ever, I liked the Tellius games and I'm still persuaded that Fodlan could have been better or something more interesting if they dropped the self insert (let Billy be Billy) and the waifu pandering.

[clueless-tarnished]

🖕 milk @eldenlordofdragons

Sits ontop of Danys giant chicken pet

"I love my chicken. I love my waifu. I hate work. I can defeat an whole army"

Then points onward

"Ride my bestest friend!"

Falls off because she doesn't know how to properly ride animals

[tamhrayis]

You know, Isayama really knows how to subvert expectations and mindsets with his characters. He deconstructs the “bestest uwu waifu” trope through Historia. He turns Jean from the cowardly bully into the “anti-protagonist”. And, despite all the disgusting Reddit posts, he manipulates cliche tropes and character archetypes with Mikasa, showing a female character being strong without going “f all men” & being in love doesn’t make you weak.

OH YEAH, and I love that! In some sense, all characters are somewhat cliché-ish but it’s how Isayama could fit them into the story and give them their own writing. It’s especially visible in high school castes.

[thefloralserpent]

I am not a bot, just happily and confidently accepting of myself; mind, body, and soul. Can’t handle it? Fuxk off ✌️

I am 30something and ageless at the same time. (How can this be? Trauma, lots and lots of life long trauma)

I am a catparent, bookwyrm, gamer, waifu (to my two bestest ladies), and actual wifey to a loving husband for 16 years and counting.

I am a non-binary that is femme presenting most of the time. I am defined as a Fae and/or Goblin. So my pronouns are They/Them/Fae/Faer and She/Her.

I am a wounded healer. I am a grey/gray witch. I am both light and dark. I seek balance. I am Chaos in a world full of Order.

I am still figuring out my sexuality, but for now, I know I’m somewhere in the Demi and/or Pan range (More romantic than sexual). Way back in the day I used to define myself as Bi, but with the community ever evolving I’m finding that I am so much more than that.

[kusokurae69]

[noodledog]

Fighting creechurs

[kitsunekisara]

( Have some self-ship stuff of the screechy wife and me... because he deserves all the love and care in the world UwU

Scratch belongs to @messedupessy )

[sharktofu]

[dragonbanzai]

YOU MAKE ME SO HAPPY, I LOVE YOU SO MUCH

[rxll-the-dxce]

Mine 👀

((yes, you are mine))