#the biting

[xxalphaclownxx]

yes, the eel is alejandro

yes the let’s go girls shirt is also alejandro’s

yes the dress he’s wearing is his own

[f1inl3ey]

i just realized I turned Vance into a cat, the gargoyle sitting, the staring, the little blep thing, the clingy ness

HELP YEAH YOI DID

[pageofheartdj]

Hold the fucking phone!!!

Self-harm stimming is a thing????

I...

Well fuck then.

[running-in-the-dark]

I just want to be like. a normal fucking 30 year old

who can go out and do shit and meet people and fuck people or whatever I don't know, things that normal people do

but instead I just have to fucking sit here and be miserable all the fucking time because my brain is a useless, broken piece of shit that won't even let me THINK about any of that shit without panicking and hating myself because I am bad, worthless, irredeemable

I literally hate my life so much its not even funny

if I fell off a cliff tomorrow I'd be fucking relieved tbh

[lastoneout]

I know this is a tiny part of the wider problems born of diet culture, fatphobia, classism, and racism but like god the idea that "healthy" food must inherently taste bad has completely ruined us as a society.

[eastgaysian]

[june-harper]

Tasty enough for you? 😳

[lovelenivy]

mouse bites™

[vraska-theunseen]

DID YOU ALL KNOW THAT YOU CAN DO WHATEVER UOU WANT WHEN YOURW MAKING ART ISNT THAT WILD

[haunted-xander]

chomps you affectionately

[cassandragemini]

19th DC Gay Pride Day Festival, Washington DC, June 5th, 1994, by Elvert Barnes Photography

[thelonelynindroid]

When violent characters are gentle and tender & when gentle characters are violent and unhinged

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

Vincent Price guest stars on The Muppet Show (1977)

[june-harper]

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[theblogof-rassilon]

*Bites Rassilon*

No.

[unholyhymns]

still one of my favorite bits i ever got to commit was pretending not to know who jesus is when a street preacher was evangelizing to me. he was like "do you know who jesus is?" and i had so much time before my next bus and i wanted to know what would happen so i said no. and you know what. he had clearly never been told no to that question before because if i hadn't actually known who jesus was, his baffled and fumbling attempt sure wouldn't have told me. literally reversed the roles. now you get to stand here feeling very uncomfortable and wishing you could be somewhere else because guess what buddy, this is my bus stop, im early (and can catch like five other buses from this exact stop), and im now thoroughly invested in hearing about this mysterious jesus figure. you're locked in here with me. im eating the key as we speak. i will kill us both before i let you out of here.

very highly recommend this bit if you can pull it off and if you have time to kill