#the boyfriend is cam. btw. if you even care.

[friendamedes]

new year new me [merges with my boyfriend to create an entirely new person in a tragic & codependent destruction of our individual selves]

[lunaralight09]

P.S. : I was inspired by Friday Night Funkin'. Well I was playing in it , and I got this idea to make y/n singing some of the song from there . And you can imagine any lyrics you want . Soo ... Let's start!

SCP 035

Well he was in theater . He escaped from foundation . You were on stage singing with your friend / partner (Partner mean that person who helps you to sing). Then he understands that you're a scientist/guard from The Foundation . But he stayed at theater

Sock/Masky listened to you singing . And he liked it . A lot . You (P.S. : you  were making those dances? Those movement like in the video . There's Skid and Pump you were making your own movements ) were dancing . He liked your movements .

He was impressed with your talent . He after you sang you met Sock/Masky behind the stage . You became friends . Of course he showed his talents . And you knew that's a SCP 035 . But you didn't want to call mtf units .

After 6 month of your friendship . He asked you out . You said yes! (If you're a male/non-binary he doesn't care at all . 'Cause he's a mask and Sock/Masky don't have a gender . But i will use male pronounce . )

As I said he likes your songs . And you were singing like a duet . He asking you to sing some song . With him and without him . He likes to cuddle with you while you humming some rhythms/songs

SCP 049

He found you at breach . You were singing , because it help you to chill . And Ofc you were nervous . He liked your songs . He was ... (How should I call it ... Uhh . Just like GF from FNF .  How much I will say about FNF ? IDK . Oh yeah! ) shooking his head to the rhytm . Even zombies that was with him liked that you're singing  .

He came out then you stopped singing . You panicked . He said that he liked your song . And said that you don't have pestilence in you . Well you were a little bit nervous near SCP 049 .

You two were friend about 2 years . Doc needed to know about his feelings for you . Cause it was centuries then he loved at first . Well zombies who remembered something from past told about his feelings for you , he didn't really understand that . But Lexie (His daughter . I will say about her in headcanon or bf scenarios . She's actually a ghost . He can see her then his eyes become red . Like he's mad or going crazy. I will say about it too ) told him about it and ... He understands it .

He were nervous . But you accept his confess . After 5 month he told you about Lexie . And two of you became friends. And even she calls you mommy/daddy/parent y/n . It's adorable . And she copy you when you sing . So you two singing like duet . Doc likes that you two get along .

Estienne reached you French . And you sometimes sing with them song on French . It's sounds good .

SCP 073

You two already was friends . But then it's was your break . Foundation let Cain walk a little . And he saw you and Dr. Bright singing together (you two were rap battling!) . He was really surprised. . He asked you about it . And you said that your a singer.  He liked it a lot . Sometimes he helped you to write new songs .

Well truly. He doesn't care about your gender/look . He can say that he's a pansexual . Soo after 1,5 year . You two said it at the same day . He said it after you sang your song about confession . And he was happy because s/o is now his girlfriend/boyfriend/couple .

As I said . He helps you to write songs . But now he tries to help you with it every time . You say that it's okay and you can do it yourself . But Cain still helps you . You think it's cute from his side to do this to you . So you actually cuddle with him after that or read with him books that made from other material . (IDK what material don't get destroyed by his powers . So ... imagine Y/n Chan/Kun/uhh( IDK how to call non-binary reader sooo )Dear . Just imagine it .

SCP 076

Well , like 682 he hates people . He heard you singing when he finally woke up and left his box(SCP 076-1) , he was surprised to see scientist/guard who doing his/her/their hobby . He liked your song a little . If you're a scientist : then you were interviewing him , he answered questions faster than with the other interviewers . You had 30 minutes left and he started asking you questions about your hobby . Well you told that you're a singer . If you're a guard : He heard about other guard/scientist about concert where you will be singing . And about 2 month you guys became friends .

Btw Able needed about 3 years to know his feelings . And you confessed to him ('Cause he needed 1 year or 2 to confess to you Y/n) . You tried to ask him to sing . But he didn't do that very much . He likes melodies from your songs . Did he help you too write songs ? Well yes . 50/50 that Able will help you , he don't know what you should sing about .

SCP 079

Well he found you in the internet , you were a singer . He was impressed with your talent/hobby . With some interviews he asked about it . But if you're guard : He talked with you at containment breach . He found you on cams then you we're walking thought corridors , and he said thought speaker that he can help you get out of here safely . Well you get to his containment cell . And he said that he don't lie to you . And he will show you how to get to exit safely . And he asked about your second carrier . You said that you're a singer . (He said if you confirm that info , he will help you , sooo you told him that's true)

1 year later he asked about his feelings , you explained to him that it's called 'love' . And he showed X on his screen and 1 minute later (He was finding 'How to confess to someone') and he asked you out

He helps you to make songs . He is making instumental sound , and you don't know where he found it . (And he make song complete ? How should I call it ? He ... ohh! ) He edits your songs too . You're very thankful for his help .

SCP 096

You somehow befriend 096 (Aka Lanky). He were in his containment cell then he somehow heard you sing . He knew it was your voice . He didn't ask about it . He knew that you singed . But after 4 month you said that you had second carrier . And you are a singer . He was very happy about you .

And you needed to confess to him . Cause he's very shy about it ! He likes to hear you singing . Especially when he sleeps and you hum your song and stroking his cold back . It helps him from nightmares

SCP 105

Well she founded it after month of dating you , you said it to her . After that she asked to teach her singing . Some times you sing like a duet with Iris .Well you like her hobby (She like to take pictures) and she like yours . And she don't judge your gender/look . Oh and basically you needed to teach her how to sing . She sometimes miss some lyrics . It's awkward , but still cute tho .

SCP 106

He heard you singing then you were in the intercom room ? Some scientists forgot to turn off microphone . And you started to sing quietly . Well ... he understands that he heard your song , well someone had ringtone with one of your song . He was a little impressed . And somehow you befriended him

For confession he took 11 month . Yeah

He'd love sitting in the studio and watching you while you work , he'd always brag about how talented you are to all his friends, and whenever a new song of yours would come out, he'd hype you up so much. He'd be so happy

SCP 166

Same as Iris (SCP 105)  if you're a female or non-binary . If you're a male :

Well somehow a male D-class we're near her and ... (You know what he tried to do . If you don't read her files) And she needed to run from him . And she hid behind you .

Y/n as guard : You shoot him  Y/n as scientist : You tried to stop that D-class , and you knocked him out .

And you needed to stop that feeling . So you started mumbling your song lyrics . She was impressed by that . She started friendship with you

She was to shy to ask you out sooo . You asked her out by singing a song . And you two like to sing like duet . This song :

(God rest ye merry gentleman (Slowed)) In my wattpad you can find it .

SCP 173

Containment breach happened . You were wearing earphones and quietly humming one of your songs . He wanted to scare you so he singed with you . You were shocked by SCP 173 saying anything . 'Cause he's a statue! He said that you don't have to worry about that . Well after 3 month you became best friends!

And after 7 month he asked you on a date . Well ... dating statue is really strange . But everyone is strange . Then you sing he likes to hug you from behind .

SCP 682

I think there'd only be one reason why he'd dislike it, at first. And that's because...he hates every one , every living being . The problem would be that he'd hear you singing, and it'd get stuck in his head . Eventually, the whole thing would just prompt his heart to flutter whenever he heard you in the corridors, singing something to yourself

Well he confessed to you after year and half . And when you're both together, I think his favorite way to soothe himself would be falling asleep as you pet his hair at night - you singing quietly  ̶y̶o̶u̶r̶  his favorite song

SCP 939

Same as SCP 173 . And yes he copied your voice when you were singing

He likes laying with you and copying your voice , especially copy you singing . You find it funny . It's revenge for calling him/her a dog .(If you watching SCP SL videos you will understand that . Like SCP 939 looks like a reptile-dog . No seriosly .)

SCP 1678

Well like in files said . You were with MTF Tau-4 and Epsilon-6 have been defense perimeter around the Hyde Park . You were a scientist/MTF .(Well there was other scientist there ). One of SCP 1678-b were near , and their owner (Let's say that every SCP 1678-a have their own SCP 1678-b , Aka eyes in the sky) So he heard you quietly singing . They actually likes it . Somehow he managed to befriend you , without other MTF soldiers trying to attacking him .

After 2 years you started dating . What should I say more . He writes you lyrics for songs

SCP 2521

Well you were singing some of your songs . And in the lyrics were number 2521 . And before that you mumbled word 'SCP' . When he appeared behind you . And listened you singing (Well mumbling) . After you sang your favorite song , you notices that he's behind you . You were surprised . He didn't take you somewhere else . You became friends eventually .

Then you sing he stares at you , and sometimes claps . And he likes to hug you a lot . Well after an year he confessed to you by writing it .

Well nothing really changed when you started dating.

Should I do 2 part?

[poetofthedyingstars]

anagolay — "it'll always be you" ; chameron

( btw thank u so much for the ask on my 100 followers celebration <3 ily )

always you

cameron kept glancing at charlie who was talking to some girl across the room. she isn’t some girl though - which is worse - she’s joy, cameron’s co-worker. cameron doesn’t even remember joy greeting him and yet she’s still here. charlie's been talking to her forever. what could they possibly be talking and laughing about? it's annoying the hell out of him.

cameron grunted and looked down on the champagne glass he can't even finish now. this party was supposed to be about him having fun. and just because his smug smiling ex-boyfriend is here, it's all ruined? cameron sees charlie all the time. they're in the same friend group, for god's sake! so, what's the problem now if charlie's here at cameron's birthday party, talking to some girl? not like cameron still has feelings for charlie, right? that's insane.

“hey, what's the matter? you look depressed.”

cameron looked up to see who was asking and saw neil. neil's pretty much worried about him everyday, he doesn't know why. whether it's because cam and charlie breaking up or cameron being depressed because of career pressure, he'll never know. cameron sighed.

“it's nothing, i'm fine,” he said and took a sip of his champagne. “and for the record, i pretty much look depressed everyday of my life and come on, neil. where’s todd? you look down. i am seriously having the best time!” he forced a laugh and then a fake smile. typical cameron move. is he going to be like this forever? my god, he’s such a fucking loser. neil sat down in front of him and took the champagne out of his hand and drank it instead.

“hey! i was drinking that!” cameron complained. but not like he actually wants to drink it anymore. he’s actually glad.

“yeah, no. you drank enough for the night. i already told you earlier that todd was feeling sick so he didn’t attended the party,” neil said. cameron grunted and covered his face with two hands.

“i’m sorry, neil. out of it tonight. i’m a wreck.”

he heard a laugh behind them which obviously were from charlie. nobody laughs like he does. charlie’s laugh, it’s so loud and annoying, it basically drowns all other sounds in any kind of environment. he laughs like he’s the only person in the world. or maybe that’s just how cameron sees it. but no, that’s dumb! cameron does not think charlie’s laugh was the only thing that matters and he definitely doesn’t want to hear it on repeat every minute of the day. that’s dumb. he’s probably just too drunk now.

“look, cam, you need to go home.” neil said again with genuine concern. “you need to rest. you’re drunk.”

“neil, i just can’t leave my own birthday party.” before neil can ever answer him, somebody else butts in the conversation.

“typical cameron, always thinking of others before yourself. half of your guest already went home and they didn’t even bother to greet you good bye and here you are, drunk and a wreck, worrying about them.”

of course. of course, he’s gonna mock cameron. he always did. cameron didn’t even looked behind him to know who it was. it was charlie. it was always charlie.

“charlie’s right, cam. just go home and i’ll deal with the guests. is that okay?”

cameron’s brain is basically too blank to think. he knows he needs to go home. plus, he can’t stand charlie right now. he just sighed and nodded. “fine.” he mumbled silently.

“great! i’ll talk to everyone, you go home. charlie should accompany you. you’re too drunk to go by yourself.” neil said again while grinning. that woke cameron up.

“what? charlie? i can go home alone! remember your birthday party, well i went by myself, you said i was drunk too but i was fine! i can take care of myself.”

“sounds like a sad brag, honestly.”

cameron glared at charlie. one more second with this annoying piece of shit and he’s gonna burst like a bomb. why can’t charlie just leave him alone? for fuck’s sake.

“i mean, isn’t that time you accidentally slept at someone’s house and almost got sued?” neil argued. fuck. cameron forgot about that.

“but i didn’t get sued, right? i’m fine!”

neil shook his head and stood from his seat. “just let charlie make sure you get into a cab or something.”

“ugh, fine!” he stood up too and stormed off for the exit.

he totally did not like that idea at all. but whatever. he doesn’t want to be a burden to anyone, especially neil. just got to deal with charlie for a moment, he’ll be fine. right?

-

cameron is drunker than what he anticipated himself to be. he just wants to passed out on his bed right now and sleep soundly. the cab was moving so slow and it’s making cameron nauseous. charlie was sitting beside him, using his phone and texting. cameron looked at it. bet he’s texting that girl from earlier. he may never admit it but he does miss charlie. whatever. it’s not like anything’s going to change now. charlie’s probably asked her on a date already.

it sucks so bad. cameron wistfully wished that things between them were the way before it happened. he just misses it so bad. he just wants to hear charlie laugh again but not because of what other people said to him, but cameron. why is cameron so stupid for letting him go? he knows he had to made a choice but fuck, it hurts so bad. he misses his charlie so bad.

cameron didn’t noticed the tears falling from his eyes. he squeezed himself closer to the window and wiped all his tears. charlie noticed him.

“are you okay?”

“yeah… yeah. i’m sorry.” he simply replied but that sorry had a deeper meaning that what he intended to. cameron closed his eyes. “just tell me when we’re near the apartment.” he heard charlie mumble something inaudible but didn’t bother to ask.

-

charlie helped him get out of the cab because he can’t even walk straight anymore. cameron keeps saying he’s sober and can walk on his own but charlie insists. charlie’s always been persistent, no? how can cameron ever resist that piece of shit?

charlie half - dragged, half - carried cameron inside the apartment. charlie’s pretty sure some neighbors looked weirdly at them. whatever.

“you’re so heavy, you know that?” charlie said while dragging cameron to enter the bedroom. when they finally made it inside, he just pushed cameron onto the bed. cameron groaned and laid on the bed properly on his own.

“alright. you're tucked in bed. go to sleep. i'm going to go home.” charlie said and shook his head at the sight of cameron. he's not sure, he ever saw cameron this drunk before. before charlie can walk out, cameron grabbed his hand. charlie looked at him.

“what now?”

“are you going to go out with joy?” charlie almost didn't understand it because cameron was slurring his words. he's so drunk and still won't go to sleep.

“no,” charlie answered honestly because he knows tomorrow, cameron is not gonna remember anything. he doesn't even like joy, why would he go out with her? she's just nice and funny and reminded him of one of his cousins.

cameron laughed. “that's nice to hear. for a second there, i thought you were gonna replace me.”

charlie's eyebrow widened. all the blood on his body went up to his cheeks and he can't stop smiling about it.

“you know what drunk cameron, i am starting to like you but you need to go to sleep before you spill anything else that you're gonna regret tomorrow when you wake up, okay?” charlie put over the blanket on cameron.

“mhmm. will you promise me not to go out with joy first?”

“sheesh, i already told you. i'm not going to go out with her.”

“promise?”

“it'll always be you, cameron. always you. now go to sleep, alright?”

“mmkay.” cameron finally said and went to sleep. charlie smiled by himself. cameron wouldn't remember tomorrow and he can't place whether that was a good thing or a bad thing. but, certainly, this is a start to something. charlie kissed cameron's forehead before he left.

[hangezoeenthusiast]

Minecraft

m!reader

pronouns:he/him

fluff

person: sapnap (im not going to use his real name, since he is uncomfy with people using it)

words: 1530

warnings: cursing, yelling

you were at sapnap's house on his bed, watching him stream and play minecraft. he was trying to speedrun minecraft. "hey babe, what'cha doing?" he asked. "just watching you." you replied.

"you wanna come over here?"

"but what about the face cam."

"chat could give less of a shit, or i too."

"ok then babe, let me just get some water."

you went to the kitchen to get a glass of water, then went back to the room. you grabbed one of sapnap's extra chairs and sat next to him. "hey chat, how you doing." chat spammed y/n so many times, you could barely see anything else in there.

"hey my boyfriend, how you doing." a dono said

"im doing good y/nismyboyfriend, good name btw, how are you?"

"heyyyy, your MY boyfriend." sapnap whined. "it's ok baby, im yours and your mine." chat spammed simp, then sapnap buried his head in your heck. "y/nn, make chat stop bullying me." "chat stop bullying my WONDERFUL boyfriend." you emphasized.

after that little situation, you just sat in your chair, zoned out, and just watched. "babe, hey babe, baby are you ok?" sapnap asked. you jumped at the sound of his voice, "sorry, i zoned out, what were you saying." "damn, im not that important to you then that you zoned out." sapnap pouted. "oh shut up you big baby."

"excuse me, don't make me fight you bitch." "sapnap, do you realize i took karate as a kid right?" "that was years ago." "so sapnap, i can still beat your ass with a blindfold." he looked shocked and amazed at the same time. "ok then." he said shyly.

you looked content (like this face 😏), "so what you needed sapnap?' "oh yeahhh, do you want to play minecraft on here?" you were absolutely shit at minecraft, you already tried once, you weren't going to try again. (flashback to the conversation you had with sapnap the first time you ever played minecraft)

"sapnap, how do you move on this thing, this is so complicated" "it's just because your a boomer y/nnn, here, its wasd." "EXCUSE ME SIR IM NOT A BOOMER, APOLOGIZE RIGHT NOW." "NO I WON'T APOLOGIZE, YOU APOLOGIZE." "WHY DO I HAVE TO SAY SORRY, YOU'RE THE ONE WHO WRONGED ME." "AHHHHHH" you guys are so weird :/ /j

"no, im not, im shit at it, you made fun of me plenty of times, no, no times infinity." "come on baby, that was what, like 1 time." "YEAH, ONE TIME TO MANY." "pwease, for me." he whispered. you looked at his pouty face and didn't crack (MOMMA DIDNT RAISE NO SOFTY /j). "ok then, but the second you make fun of me, i will beat you up so bad that-" sapnap interrupted you, "THANK YOU SO MUCH BABE, but i wont guarantee that i won't make fun of you." he got up, put you in his chair, and standed behind you. "now y/n, the last time you played, you sucked absolute balls, so NOW i will guide you through everything, yaknow, be your sensei." you made a straight face, and looked behind you, seeing him look at you as well.

you had a staring contest. both eyes were locked, eyes squinting, trying to withstand the others. his blinked first, "YES I WON, WHAT'CHA GONNA DO SNAPCHAT, WHAT'CHA GONNA DO?"

"just forget everything that happened in the last 10 seconds, let's do this thing." he guided you towards everything, like moving around, crafting, fighting zombies and skeletons, and even breaking blocks. you were doing fairly well, but there was one, no two, no three things you absolutely sucked shit at that you HAD to master. one was mlg watering, two was building a nether portal, and the last was fighting the ender dragon.

you goal was to beat the game and make new records ;), well, you did, but not without some challenges.

1. mlg water

you crafted a bucket and went to the nearest river/sea. you filled up the water bucket. "hey sapnap, what do we do next?" "next, my darling y/n, we shalt try to mlg." "so what do we do?" "we first, tower up." you pulled out your stacks of blocks, and stacked all the way up to the sky. "so what do i do next?"

"so pull out your water bucket, and then when you almost hit the ground, place the water on you." you jumped of the tower, and failed mlg. it was so ridiculously bad, that goddamn satan wouldn't let you in hell for that little stunt. "NOOO, WHAT THE FUCK, I PLACED IT BELOW ME." "You didn't do it good enough." "SHUT THE FUCK UP SAPNAP."

2. nether portal

obviously if you failed mlg, you would SUCK at making nether portals. "since you fucking sucked at mlg, lets try making a nether portal, it's kinda easier, but still hard. so what you do is make that shape there" "oh no, do it there." "nooo y/n, you're doing it wrong, do it that way."

you made a nether portal, but you obviously messed up, there was cobblestone everywhere. you pickaxed it, but that didn't come with a good thing. "NOOOO, FUCK, WHY WAS THERE LAVA." yeah, that's right, under the cobblestone was lava, and you fell in it, barely salvaging any of your items. well that attempt went horribly

3. ender dragon

after getting to the nether, getting blaze rods and converting them into blaze powder, trading with hoglins to get ender pearls, not having enough ender pearls from the hoglins, killing endermen and dying from them while getting ender pearls, crafting eye of enders, finding the stronghold, placing the eye of enders in the stronghold frame, while dying along the way, you finally got into the end.

finally all this suffering and mocking from sapnap would end, and you would finally beat the game. but, obviously, with you having little to no minecraft skills, it came with A BUNCH of problems, like destroying the crystals, making sure you wouldn't anger endermen, avoiding the dragon of dealing damage to you, and flying into the void.

1. destroying the crystals

sapnap ordered you, "use your bow to destroy the crystals." you aren't and weren't no minecraft god, so you couldn't destroy all the crystals, but you did one of them tho 👍

so he gave you another try, to use blocks to climb the side of the pillars, and destroy the crystals that way. you died, to put it shortly and bluntly. "AHHHH," you screamed. you got exploded by the crystals. that happened with EVERY. SINGLE. CRYSTAL you happened to try to destroy.

but eventually, you destroyed all the crystals.

2. endermen

after you destroyed the crystals, you had the task off not angering the endermen by eye contact. that went horribly wrong. sapnap had the courage to tell you that you couldn't look them in the eyes, and that you would anger them if you would. "WHY ARE THEY CHASING ME," you shouted. "y/nn calm down, just kill the ones that are angry at you."

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN, ALMOST ALL OF THEM ARE CHASING ME." you overaggerated. "no, it's almost 3 dude, just kill them."

you killed them, and then you had the task of the dragon.

3. the dragon dealing damage

sapnap took control of shooting the dragon in the air with the bow and arrows. when the dragon would come down to the middle, you would hit their head (im doing the enderdragon as nonbinary, yaknow, they are a lesbian, nonbinary lesbians are vaild :D).

4. the void

the last thing you had trouble with in the end was the void. the darkless pit that leads to nothing except death. the dragon was throwing you around like a little puppet, you doing nothing except being flung around the place. "FUCK, FUCK YOU DRAGON," you screeched. the dragon was getting on your last nerve.

after all the trouble,and death, you finally beat the dragon. "YESSS, YESS, FUCK YOUR DRAGON, SUCK ON MY 10 IINCH DICK." sapnap cheered you on through your little victory speech. "bye chat, imma stop streaming now, since it has been 6 hours, we need to go to sleep." "bye, chat, love you guys."

you and sapnap ended the stream, feeling exhausted. you went to do your skin care routine, and found sapnap waiting for you in bed. "how was the stream y/n, did you enjoy it?" "yeah, i enjoyed it, only the dying part i hated."

"it's ok, babe, we can try it another time, maybe next time you won't die as much, at least you made a new record."

"what record sap?"

"the record of dying the most in minecraft." you slapped him around his head, not finding his joke funny. "hey, don't hit me, i'm fragile."

"sorry you big baby." you responded. you both got under the blanket, and snuggled (i don't know why, but the word snuggled is enchanting), huddling together, and basking in each others warmth. even if you died 4,234 times in minecraft, at least you had your favorite person at your side while doing it.

[retvenkos]

okay, i know that we established the fact that i once shipped u with our unproblematic king, steph(v)en meeks, but let's completely scratch this thought out of our heads, and we're actually missing the huge picture is that you'd be an absolute adorable couple with neil perry. actually, in all honesty, you'd be compatible with every poet, bestie! but.

neil & u would have a golden retriever boyfriend x girlboss duo, who's power would be UNMATCHED

obviously, i feel like in whatever au of whomever you end up with you and charlie are the reluctant family friends!!

and i think it's a given that neil would catch feelings first. i don't make the rules!

charlie would then push neil to talk to you at joint school party's (u can't tell me that henley hall and helton don't do school events together)

at first you're like 'ugh, charles, wtf do u want' and out pops neil like that one part where miss jenn welcomes mr mazarra to supervise the kids in s2, like a puppy dog

poor boy is so eager to talk to you, since he's seen you around town, and u did tech for midsummer (yeah, neil's alive in this au for my sanity and yours)

he ends up following you for the rest of the night and u both end up watching the party from the school staircase, talking about everything and anything

eventually you start hanging out with the poets, and obviously have clara, linds, and i come as moral support for hanging out w/ teenage boys

you both grow super close, and during the spring show rehearsals (it's singing in the rain, because we all need neil perry as cosmo brown in our lives) at henley he's actually glued to your side, and when you're backstage, he's practically always staring off into the wings and the director gets vvv annoyed!!!

but you're probably the teacher's fave out of the techies, so u get a pass for constantly finding excuses for hanging out with neil during rehearsals

mr keating eventually meets you, and gives neil the biggest pep talk for asking you out, which neil swears he was "planning" on doing. (no he wasn't)

that doesn't work, so eventually todd says something to him.

nobody can tell u what he said exactly, all the boys know is that there was a lot of muffled yelling and unearthly screeching

todd is your #1 fan btw, u writers have to stick together, right?

cameron, is the boy that tells u neil likes u before neil actually does

don't yell at me!!! but i feel like you and cam would be besties, and cam telling u is the most affectionate thing ever (i'm a cameron apologist. just. remember that cameron actually really liked neil.)

u don't say anything, or get to, because afterwards cam simply! runs away?? laivgbiagvirau

leaving you actually clueless

so after that turn of events, cameron's a big dummy and goes up to neil and is like "she doesn't like u :("

like nO??? u actually didn't give her a chance to respond bestie!!!

so this leads up to the day of the show, mhm?

neil avoids u all night, and u even got him a boquet of flowers, and now u just feel stupid. like damn. did that freckle faced nerdy ginger just lie to my face on purpose?

u feel offended, and go outside of the back of the school, where surprise! u see neil sulking about you :(

you're gripping his flowers and oh no! it starts to rain!!

(DON'T YELL AT ME YOU DESERVE A ROM COM MOMENT WITH A THEATRE BOY!!! cringe deserves rights!!)

so u walk over to him, and hand him the boquet of flowers, mary janes starting to ruin and he just looks up with the brightest smile, and you swear it feels like the sun's coming out (it's not)

neil doesn't say anything after that, and probably starts singing 'u are my lucky star' underneath his breath, and it's an unspoken invitation to start dancing in the rain

u both catch cold the day afterwards, but it was worth it because u dorks can take care of each other as an official couple!

bonus: lindsay probably gushes over the waltzing in the rain, while clara and i go feral over the fact that u got sick jnwvtkjbnkj

n knee ways this was incredibly cheesy, but u deserve it for how many ships u do for all of us! i cannot actually express how much i adore the jesper ask (my beloved, PLEASE!!! i want to milo's goat mom and be the one he trusts with his pistols!!! that is all i-) and we actually need to talk about the fact that kaz & u would be a power couple (and a gorgeous one too, bestie!!) sometime else, because i have MANY thoughts on that.

ily and make sure to take care of urself today! <3

cASS!!!!!!!!!!! you don't know how much i laughed and smiled at this ask,,,,,, dps my beloved,,,,,,

first of all,,, you think i'm compatible with every poet??? my power,,, lol, no, but i love that for me.

and charlie as my reluctant family friend is truly a superior dynamic. we both annoy the hell out of each other but would murder anyone should they be mean to the other. we know far too much about the other, but also have zero idea how the other reacts when not around family,,,,,,,, it's actually becoming a favorite headcanon of mine.

and todd, cameron, and i being besties!!!! okay,,,,, but i get the distinct vibes that you would be related to one of the poets, and that’s also how we get an in to their meetings (someone’s like,,,, *sigh* can my little sister bring her friends to our meetings?) and i mean if i had to pick someone,,,,, it’s a tie between todd and pitts. i just feel like you would work perfectly as the more outgoing sibling of a shy idiot.

(and girl, about waltzing in the rain,,,, no doubt you and lindsay were the ones to teach me. imagine having a sleepover and teaching me to ballroom dance in your bedroom with the radio on. in this dead poets society au, we are having all of the cheesy rom-com friendship moments together. we go to malls together, we whisper about boys at our lockers (which are right next to each other for convenience), we go to the movies together only to see the idiot boys, we do makeovers for each other,,,,,,, covid has me yearning.)

also i love the characterization of cameron in this,,,,,, the whole running away and “she doesn’t like you :(” is hilarious, i dIED.

and we can be techies together!!!!!  i imagine clara and lindsay are actually performers, and after rehearsals when we walk home (because we all live in the same direction - spread across two neighborhoods for convenience) we share the tea between the actors and the techies. imagine our chaos <3.

anyway, who wants to daydream with me about this for the next 100 years???

and i’m so glad you love your jesper ship! i just love the idea of the two of you together. it’s golden. and me and kaz????? i have that energy???? i’m astounded and frankly, flattered.

[krizaland]

I've got an idea for Zim x Reader story. Zim lost his PAK and didnt get it back on time which led to his body death. But then Reader found PAK and uploaded Zim's consciousness to a computer. And now both Reader and Zim trying to figure out how to bring Zim back to the physical world. P.S. I know, that PAKs attach to every being availible, but can we just skip this? P.P.S. Sorry if i make mistakes. English is not my native language. P.P.P.S. Your stories are really cool. Thank you.

Thank you for your kind words and your very interesting request! I’ve actually got the perfect idea for this one!

Be warned: I decided to take inspiration from Issues #24 and #25 of the Invader Zim comic series. So there will be some spoilers ahead! If you haven’t read issue #25 then I highly recommend you do so. However, if you’ve already read it or just don’t mind spoilers then read on! Reader will also be hit on by a very gross creep! While, there won’t be anything sexual, things might get very uncomfortable. There will also be some swearing ahead.

Here’s the song I used btw

You let out a groan as you slowly opened your heavy eyelids.

“Oh hey! You’re finally awake!”

You let out a gasp as you were greeted by none other than Fitzoo-Menga!

“Sorry! I didn’t mean to scare you there!” He chuckled as he pressed a few buttons on his chair.

The moment he got closer to you, the most foul odor assaulted your nostrils.

You nearly gagged as you started to cough.

“I take it you....must be...Fitzoo-Menga” You wheezed through your coughs.

“Please call me, Virooz. It’s who I am on the inside!” He purred as he circled you.

“Why did you kidnap me?!” You heaved as you managed to catch your breath.

“Because your Zim’s life mate! At first I was gonna destroy you for making Zim all soft and stuff but you’re actually kinda hot so I think I might keep you around for a while!” Virooz chuckled as he stroked your face.

“Hey! Quit it!” You whined as you tried to turn your head away from him.

“Aww! Playing hard to get I see.” Virooz cooed as he patted your cheek.

“Let me go! I wouldn’t date you even if I wasn’t already dating Zim!” You snarled as you struggled in your restraints.

“Aww, Come on, baby! You gotta be crazy to not want to date a High-Tech qudrillionaire genius!” Virooz pouted.

“Well then throw me in the crazy house! Because I’m not interested in dating someone who smells like he hasn’t showered in 300 years!” You snarled as you shot him a glare.

“Oooh! Feisty! Virooz likey.” Virooz crooned as he wiggled his eyebrows.

“Eww! Stop looking at me like that!” You gagged as you tried to avoid Virooz’s hungry gaze.

“Don’t worry! You’ll learn to love me, baby!” Virooz chuckled with a wink.

You were just about ready to vomit when

BEEP! BEEP!

“Oh! Looks like your now ex boyfriend is nearby!” Virooz sang as he turned to his main computer and pressed a few buttons.

SHOOMP!

Zim was lifted off the ground and sucked up into the ship

PLOP!

Zim fell onto a bright green couch.

“Welcome, Zim.” Virooz crooned without turning his chair around.

“Virooz I presume! Why have you brought this humble janitor to-” Zim asked.

“You’re not a janitor and you didn’t fool anyone with your stupid disguise, Zim!” Virooz’s voice was ice cold as he spoke.

“Fine! I am indeed Zim! Just as you, ‘Virooz’ are Fitsoo-Menga! I’m right about that right?” Zim’s voice shrank a bit as he spoke.

“Yep”

“JUST WHAT IS YOUR GAME, VIROOZ?! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH MY Y/N?!” Zim demanded as he snapped a finger in his direction.

“My game is to make you stop sucking! And as for Y/N? They’re right here! ” Virooz cackled as he spun his chair around and revealed you tied up in a chair.

“RELEASE Y/N! RELEASE THEM OR SUFFER THE WRATH OF ZIM!” Zim roared as he stomped his foot.

“Relax, Zim! I’m not gonna hurt Y/N. I wouldn’t want to hurt my new life mate!” Virooz chuckled as he put his hands on his stomach.

“Eh?! Your life mate?! But Y/N is my life mate!” Zim whined as he gestured to himself.

“Not anymore! Y/N is my life mate now!” Virooz taunted as he patted your head.

“No way! Get your hands off of me you creep!” You snarled as you tried to move your head away from Virooz.

“You know, I was going to like destroy them and stuff but man! They are feisty! Y/N is the only thing about you now that doesn’t suck, Zim!” Virooz purred as he kept stroking your head like a cat.

“GET YOUR FILTHY CYBER APPENDAGES OFF OF MY Y/N!” Zim let out a war cry and lunged at Virooz

SWIP!

CRASH!

Virooz moved his chair aside, causing Zim’s face to kiss the floor.

Zim let out a groan as he peeled himself off of the floor.

“Wow! Even your attempts so save your life mate are lame!” Virooz shook his head as he pushed a few buttons on his chair.

SWIP!

A chair came zooming into the room and knocked into Zim’s legs, causing him to fall into it.

All you could do was watch Zim scream in agony as he was forcibly tied to the chair.

“There! Now that everyone’s here, I think you need a reminder of just how awesome you used to be!” Virooz exclaimed as he pressed another button on his chair.

ZAP!

A large monitor in the center of the room crackled to life and the lights dimmed.

Inside the Irken Dooqbase, Commander Poki was giving the Invaders-in training a lecture on why they should never remove their PAKs.

“…And, as Private Sox is showing us, rookies, that is why you never detach your PAK! The PAK is all that you are as an Irken! It controls your body! It contains your memories! And emergency directions to the nearest snack stockpile.” Commander Poki explained as she held up Private Sox’s PAK.

“There you go, Private Sox! Neurothing on!”  Commander Poki dropped Private Sox’s PAK and pulled out a small pen like device.

“REATTACHMENT PROTOCOL”

And with that, several metal tentacles whipped out from Private Sox’s PAK.  Private Sox’s PAK then scuttled off to reunite with its host.

You hummed as you slowly became invested in the recording. Zim mentioned that his PAK was basically his brain but you never knew that it could come off.

“Enjoying the show so far?” Virooz whispered.

You let out a gasp as you felt his hot, smelly breath burn against your ear.

“Heh. You sure are jumpy.” Virooz teased as his arms slithered around you.

“Get off of me!” You hissed as you tried to shake him off of you.

“Mmm��Keep that fire burning baby.” Virooz purred as he released you.

A shudder ran down your spine as you turned your attention back to the monitor.

As the recording went on, you couldn’t help but giggle. Zim was so cute when he was younger, despite blowing up the entire Dooqbase.

Soon the recording came to an end and the lights came back on.

“That was amazingness, maaaan! The way you blew up that dooqbase? Sick! And your first mission, too!” Virooz gushed as he zipped in front of Zim.

You and Zim exchanged confused glances for a moment.

“Of all your videos that I hacked from the Irken military archives, that is definitely top three. Well, top five. If you don’t include that things with the Electro-slugs and the rubber shorts. That was killer, maaan!” Virooz bailed as spittle begun to fly from his lips.

“So you’re a fan of my work. Great. So am I. Now let me and Y/N go.” Zim growled as his ruby eyes narrowed.

“Fan? Man, I am like all over your work! I mean, yeah, by day I’m Fitzoo-Menga, high-tech quadrillionaire genius. But at night, I am totes into your stuff!” Virooz gushed.

“And sticking cyber-things on your hideous body, it seems.” Zim muttered.

“And being a disgusting creep.” You added.

“Oooh! There’s that fire again! Man, I’m glad I didn’t destroy you, baby! We’re gonna have sooo much fun together!” Virooz giggled.

“Stop calling me that! I’m not your baby!” You snarled as you shook in your seat.

“Yeah! Y/N is Zim’s baby! Not yours!” Zim added as he tried to scoot in front of you.

“Whatever.” Virooz scoffed as he flicked his wrist.

“Anyway, Fitzoo-”  Zim began

“Call me Virooz! It’s who I really am inside!” Virooz crooned as he gestured to himself.

“Well, Virooz-”

“Virooz got your attention by getting GIR to attack you!” Virooz cooed.

“Well, Virooz-”

“Virooz led you inside GIR’s programming to give you the coordinates to Cyberflox!” Virooz chuckled.

“Well, Virooz-”

“Virooz kindapped Y/N and seduced them.”

“No you did not!” You gagged.

“Then Virooz watched your every move on mall security cams!” Virooz squished his cheeks.

“Well, Virooz-”

“And Virooz grabbed you when you figured out the truth! I am Viroooooooz!” Virooz cackled.

“WELL, VIROOZ!!!!! If you will stop blowing your word-hole!!! WHY ARE WE HERE?! Do you want my autograph?” Zim roared as he shot Virooz a glare.

“No way maaaaan! You’re terrible now!” Virooz whined as he pressed a few keys on his main computer.

“Terrible?!” Zim parroted.

“Ever since you’ve been on Earth, you’ve gone totally downhill! Squishing the Earth with Mars? What is that?! Or that bologna serum? And what’s with the big-headed kid?! Who cares about him?!” Virooz complained as gestured to all of Zim’s previous schemes on screen.

“All right-”

“Oh, and now you’ve given up on being an Invader?! Just because you got a totally hot life mate?! Maan, I don’t even know who you are anymore! You’re not my Zim that’s for sure! Why can’t you go back to destroying things?! I’ll bet Y/N would look so much hotter setting off some gigabooms with you!” Virooz pouted as he folded his arms.

“You’re right, he’s not your Zim. He never was! Zim is his own awesome person, who doesn’t exist just to please sweaty man-babies like you! Things change, Virooz! Things change! Zim has indeed changed and he will continue to change whether you like it or not! You wanna know why? Because Zim is growing up! Maybe you should try it sometime!” You ranted as you wriggled in your seat.

“Hot damn! Did you hear that?! Maaan, That was so spicy! What a savage! See, Zim?! At least your life mate is cooler than you!” Virooz squealed as he dragged you closer to him

“GET YOUR CYBER HANDS OFF OF MY Y/N!  And as for your feedback, I will take it….And ignore it! NOW LET Y/N AND I GO!” Zim demanded as he scooted closer.

“Nuh-uh! See, I know how to fix your slump! I’m going to become you!” Virooz cackled as a creepy grin spread across his face.

“WHAAT?!” You and Zim exclaimed in unison.

BEEP! BEEP!

“Oh, look! We’re here, Planet Dooq, site of your first awesome mission” Virooz announced as he  begun to land the ship.

“Well, it was pretty awesome.” Zim admitted.

“Do you know what this is?” Virooz chuckled as he pulled out a large poorly constructed PAK.

“Terrible?” Zim retorted.

“Garbage?” You grumbled.

“It’s my version of an Irken PAK! I designed it myself!” Virooz boasted as he patted his mechanical abomination.

“You designed it terrible.” Zim noted.

“Come on, Maaaan! It does everything the Irken PAK does! Holds your personality. Controls a body. Plus full surround sound speakers!” Virooz beamed as he made the PAK play horrible music.

“So you want me to endorse it?” Zim asked as he tilted his head in confusion.

“Nope! I’m going to dump my mind in it… and attach it to your body!” Virooz squealed as he shoved the poorly constructed PAK in Zim’s face.

“WHAT?! Never!” Zim screeched.

“Yeah! This is insane, Virooz! I don’t even think your underdeveloped brain is even compatible with Zim’s body!” You added.

“Just wait here, duuuuudes. While I get just one sick thing from the wreckage! Oh and one more thing!” Virooz chuckled as he made his way towards you.

SMOOCH!

Virooz planted a sloppy, wet kiss onto your cheek.

“Bye baby! See you real soon! Computer! Lock the hatch!” Virooz purred as the door locked behind him.

You sat gobsmacked for a moment as you tried desperately to hold back your vomit.

“Y/N! Are you alright?!” Zim yelped as he scooted his chair next to you.

“No….Oh god I feel so violated…” You shuddered as a few tears trickled down your cheeks.

“Don’t cry, my sweet, Y/N! I’ll get us free from these primitive chairs!” Zim reassured as he activated a multitool from his PAK.

“At least we’re in this together.” You sniffled as you tried to regain your composure.

“He tied us up with rope! What kind of idiot uses rope?! Now let’s see.. Ion inverter…Transphasic screwdriver…Quarkmonker….Transcranila Binulator…..Polarmonistonic Corkscrew…Lot of stuff in this thing..” Zim grumbled as he searched through his multitool.

“Why don’t you try the-”

“Shh! Not now, my sweet! I need to concentrate!” Zim hushed as he continued his search.

You let out a sigh and shook your head. You loved your boyfriend but sometimes he was just so stubborn!

“Ah ha! Tweezers!” Zim announced as he selected the small pair of tweezers amongst the sea of other gadgets.

“Really tweezers?” You groaned as you raised an eyebrow.

“Yes! Tweezers are the perfect tool for a job like this, sweet Y/N! Now just hold on while I tweeze myself free! Once I’m free of this primitive rope, I can set you free as well!” Zim explained as he begun to tweeze away at the rope.

Meanwhile, Virooz ventured out into the ruins of the Dooqbase and stumbled upon a first aid kit.

“Aha! An Irken Neurothing!” Virooz cheered as he held up the neurothing.

It wasn’t long before Zim was almost free of his rope prison.

“Almost completely tweezed through…” Zim muttered as he got a communicator device from his PAK.

“Zim to GIR! Come in GIR!” Zim screamed into the communicator.

GIR was hanging out in a birthday cake alongside Minimoose who was wearing a purple flowery sun hat.

BRRING! BRRING!

GIR’s head opened up and projected a hologram of Zim.

“GIR! It’s an emergency! I need you to-What are you doing?”

“I’m a birthday cake!” GIR chirped.

“Ohhh-kay. I need you to get the ship and get to my coordinates immediately! Understand?!” Zim commanded.

“Yes, my master!”

“Good! Zim out”

GIR was about to cut the call but Zim stopped him.

“I mean now GIR!”

“Oooh! Ok! Come’ere ship!” GIR chirped.

BOOM!

The ship crashed through a wall and zipped in front of GIR and Minimoose.

“WE GOIN’ TO SPAAAACE!” GIR sang as he hopped into the ship.

“Neyah!” Minimoose squeaked as the ship blasted off into the starry sky.

Meanwhile, Zim had finally managed to tweeze himself free of his primitive prison.

BAM!

Zim burst free and rushed to your side.

“Fear not, my sweet Y/N! For Zim is here to set you free!” Zim sang as he untied you.

You let out a sigh of relief as you felt the rope loosen.

“Thanks, Zim!” You hopped out of your chair and stretched for a moment.

“Of course! Zim wouldn’t leave you with that DISGUSTING Virooz! Now let’s clean your beautiful face free of Virooz’s FILTHY SLOBBER!” Zim pulled out some wipes from his PAK and cleaned your face.

“Victory! I have successfully eliminated all traces of Virooz’s FITHLY SLOBBER!” Zim cackled as he put the wipes away.

“Thank you so, so much, Zim!” You squealed as you rubbed your now clean cheek.

“It was no trouble, sweet, Y/N! I-”

SMOOCH!

Zim was cut off by you planting a much cleaner kiss on his cheek.

Zim’s PAK sparked as his antennas sprung straight up. His face turned a darker shade of green as his worm like tongue hung out of his mouth. He let out a few chirps and purrs as he rubbed his cheek.

You let out a giggle at Zim’s lovestruck behavior.

Zim shook away his infatuation and cleared his throat.

“Now, the door is locked! So we shall escape through the ventilation ducts!” Zim announced as he gestured to one of the ventilation ducts.

“Are you are that’s the best way-”

“Of course it is, sweet Y/N! Now come on! We don’t have much time!” Zim insisted as he ripped off the ventilation duct’s grate and pulled you inside with him.

Zim’s spider legs clicked against the inside of the ducts as he held your hand and lead you along.

After what felt like a few minutes of struggling to navigate through the maze of ventilation ducts, Zim had found an opening.

“AHA! Freedom!” Zim squealed as he burst open the grate and pushed you out with him.

PLOP!

PAF!

You fell flat on your rear as Zim plopped into your lap.

“Hey duuuuudes! Trying to get away? Epic fail!” Virooz taunted as he floated back into the room.

“We did this on purpose! To show you we escaped your primitive rope!” Zim lied as he gently crawled out of your lap.

“Yeah! Seriously? Rope? How uncreative! You claim to be a high-tech quadrillionaire genius and all you had to capture us with is rope?” You added as you got up and put your hands on your hips.

“Primitive? Uncreative? Rope is classic, maaaaan! You’ve gotten so lame you couldn’t even save your life mate and leave the ship, Zim! But hey look what I got! An Irken neurothing! For detaching and replacing Irken PAKs! Killer right?!” Virooz sang as he waved around the neurothing.

You gasped as you stood in front of Zim protectively.

“Move aside, baby! It’s time for me to take over Zim’s body, go out there into the galaxy and restore his former glory!” Virooz cheered as he shoved you aside with his chair.

You let out a yelp as you plopped onto your bottom.

“Y/N! Listen, Virooz! You will never be Zim! I am Zim! Your Zim would be a grubby shadow of the real Zim! Weak as a sickly mweep! Stinky like the rotten fruit of the filth-squeezing filth tree of-”

Suddenly, Zim’s rant was cut off by the sound of the Neurothing activating.  

CLANG!

FLOP!

Zim’s PAK popped right off his back, causing his body to follow suit.

“Even your speeches got dumb!” Virooz groaned as he hovered Zim’s lifeless body.

“ZIM!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO HIM?!” You seethed as you rushed to Zim’s side.

“Relax, baby. Zim’s gonna be juust fine!” Virooz tried to sound reassuring but his voice dripped with malice.

A sinister grin spread across Virooz’s face as he pulled out his poorly contracted PAK and tried to jam it into Zim’s back.

“NO!” You screeched as you tried to stop Virooz.

But you were too late.

Virooz had already attached his poorly constructed PAK and hooked it up to his brain.

“Transferrrrr!” Virooz sang as he begun to download his brain into the new PAK.

Virooz screamed in agony as all of his mind and spirt was ripped from his brain.

All you could to was watch in horror as that sweaty man child took over your boyfriend’s body.

Soon, Virooz’s disgusting, sweaty body was left a lifeless husk as the download finished completion.

Soon, Zim’s body begun to shudder and squirm about.

“I AM ZIIIIIM!!!”

You let out a shriek when you heard Virooz’s voice come out of Zim’s body.

“See, baby? I told you your Zim would be just fine!” Virooz crooned as he flopped about in Zim’s body.

“You-You’re not my Zim! Get out of his body, you monster!” You commanded as you backed away form him.

“No way, baby! This is my body now! I’m going to go out there and start a new era! By rolling in the dust of my enemies! C’mon! Let’s go on a rampage together!” Virooz sang as he tried to grab you by the hand, only for his to go limp.

“That’s not your body, Virooz! You don’t even know how to control it!” You seethed as you gestured to his now noodle like arms.

“I’m not Virooz anymore! Didn’t you hear me?! I am ZIM! Don’t worry! I’ll get used to this body in no time!” Virooz insisted as he tried to reach for your hand again only to miss and have his hand wiggle about.

“Give Zim his body back, NOW!” You commanded as you shot him a fiery glare.

“Oooh yeah, baby! Gimme some more of that fire!! Mmm! We are gonna have some fun tonight!” Virooz purred as he continued to flail about in Zim’s body.

“You’re disgusting! Give Zim his body back now, you creep!” You demanded as you snapped a finger in his face.

“How many times do I gotta say this, baby? I. AM. ZIM!!! The other guy you keep talking about is  dead! I’m Zim now and there’s nothing you can do about it! Now, come on! We got a galaxy to doom!” Virooz cackled as he continued to throw around Zim’s body like a rag doll.

“I’m not going anywhere until you return what you’ve stolen!” You snarled.

“Fine then! Who needs you anyway?! I AM ZIIIM! I don’t need anybody! Computer! Lock the hatch!” And with that Virooz stumbled out of the ship as the door locked behind him

“Virooz! Come back!! Zim needs his body!!!” You pleaded as you banged on the locked door.

You slowly slid to your knees as you realized that your pleas weren’t going to be heard. All you could do was sob.

“Zim….I’m so sorry…I couldn’t save you…” You choked out as you picked up the neurothing.

PING!

“EMERGENCY ATTACHMENT PROTOCOL.”

You let out a gasp as you saw several metal tentacles slither out from Zim’s PAK.  Soon the PAK scuttled off in search of a new host.

Luckily, Virooz had abandoned his chair. It smelled a bit but it would have to do.

CLANG!

ZAP!

Zim’s PAK latched onto the chair and projected an image of Zim’s face.

“You cannot defeat me, Virooz! I activated the emergency attachment protocol and attached to… A CHAIR?! I’m a chair now. Great.”  Zim grumbled.

“Zim!! Oh thank god you’re ok!” You squealed as you ran up to the chair and tried to hug it.

“Y/N! Don’t worry! Zim is fine! I’m just…a chair now I guess.” Zim sighed.

“We gotta get you out of this chair and back into your real body!” You yelped.

“Worry not, sweet Y/N! Chairzim will triumph!” Zim insisted as he unlocked the door and took you outside with him.

You activated your special space helmet and held onto Chairzim tight.

“If we’re gonna get your body back, we’re gonna need a better vessel than a chair. Do you think we can find something in these ruins?” You asked as you scanned the area.

“Well…I suppose you make a good point. Let’s see what we can find.” Zim hummed as he floated around.

After a few minutes of searching, Zim let out an excited gasp.

Standing before you and Zim was a MASSIVE mech!

“THERE! The Dunedoomer! The perfect vessel for Zim! Besides my SUPERIOR IRKEN BODY of course!” Zim cheered as he gestured to the mech.

“Holy crap! This is awesome, Zim! But how are we gonna get it running?” You asked as you hopped off of Zim and knocked on one of the mech’s rusty legs.

“Just leave that to me! Y/N? Did you happen to find a neurothing by chance?” Zim asked.

“Huh? Oh! It’s this thing right? Virooz dropped it before he left!” You chirped as you held up the neurothing.

“Excellent work, Y/N! Now on the count of three you will activate the neurothing and I will activate the emergency attachment protocol. Once I’ve activated the emergency attachment protocol, I will attach my PAK to the mech!” Zim instructed.

“You got it, master!” You giggled with a salute.

Zim let out a dopey giggle before clearing his throat.

“Ready? One…Two… Three! NOW MY SWEET!” Zim commanded.

“I love you, Zim! You wailed as you activated the neurothing.

CLANG!

Zim’s PAK fell off the chair and into the ground.

“EMERGANCY REATTACHMENT PROTOCOL”

And with that, Zim’s PAK scuttled off and attached itself to the mech.

Meanwhile, Virooz had stumbled his way into an abandoned weapon chamber.

“Now these are some real weapons!” He giggled as he browsed the weapon rack.

Soon, Virooz’s browsing was interrupted by an all too familiar laugh echoing throughout the room.

“Who’s there?! I got a bazooka and I’m not afraid to use it!” Virooz yelped as he struggled to hold up a large bazooka.

“Let me introduce myself”

BOOM!

The wall burst open to reveal Zim in his new mech body with you sitting on it’s ‘shoulder’.

When the dust settled, Virooz’s floppy jaw hit the ground.

“What the-? Really, dude?! Now you decide to stop sucking?!” Virooz stuttered as he almost dropped his bazooka.

“You didn’t think I was done? Did ya?” Zim sang as he thundered forward.

“Well I just begun having my fun, baby!” The ground shook as Zim continued to show off his new body.

“Some people live for attention, playing the victim. But baby, I was born to do the KILLING!” Zim cackled as he activated his laser guns and burst a hole into an empty slot on the weapons rack.

Virooz gasped and desperately struggled to pull the bazooka’s trigger with his limp fingers.

“I see how you’e going crazy, always thinking ‘bout me baby on the daily! Feed me your negativity! Talk some more about me! I know that you love me. LOVE ME!” Zim roared

Virooz loaded his bazooka and started to fire.

BLAM!

PINK!

BLAM!

PINK!

Every shot ricocheted off of Zim as he continued his song.

“Funny how you think I’m bothered! Know, I’m nothing like the others! You shouldn’t have messed with me ‘cuz I heard that you’re afraid of monsters. MONSTERS!” Zim stomped his foot, causing Virooz to shoot upward for a moment.

Virooz let out a shriek as the bazooka went flying out of his noodle hands.

“Are you ready for the monster?” Zim stomped forward as Virooz picked up a later gun and tried to fire it.

PINK!

“Monster?”

PINK!

“Monster?”

PINK!

Not a single shot even made a dent on Zim’s new body.

“Are you ready for the monster?” Zim continued his rampage, slowly getting closer and closer to Virooz.

Virooz picked up another weapon and tried to fire it.

PINK!

“Monster?”

PINK!

“Monster?”

PINK!

Once again, no luck. Zim’s body was still intact and Virooz ran out of ammo.

“Are you ready for the monster?” A sinister smile spread across Zim’s face as he left tracks on the sandy floor.

Not wanting to give up just yet, Virooz picked up another weapon and tried again.

PINK!

“Monster?”

PINK!

“Monster?”

PINK!

Still no luck. Zim was still standing and Virooz was growing more and more panicked.

“Are you ready for the monster?” Zim had never felt more powerful.

Virooz let out a growl as he kept trying to take Zim down.

PINK!

“Monster?”

PINK!

“Monster?”

PINK!

Virooz had lost once again and scrambled to find more weapons.

“You ain’t ready for the monster. Monster!” Zim cackled.

“Man! Why couldn’t you have been this cool before I had to steal your body!” Virooz spluttered as he frantically rummaged through the debris.

“I’m just being me! Cut out the things that I don’t need!” Zim growled as he begun to follow Virooz.

“But you need me, dude! Without me you’d just keep on sucking!” Virooz countered as he continued his search.

“I don’t care if you disagree! I don’t need no sympathy! Winning the game on my own! Yeah, BABY!”  The ground shook as Zim savored every second of his power trip.

Virooz gasped as he tried to run but ended up falling flat on his face.

“I see how you’e going crazy, always thinking ‘bout me baby on the daily! Feed me your negativity! Talk some more about me! I know that you love me. LOVE ME!” Zim cackled as he loomed over Virooz.

Virooz peeled himself off the ground and kept running.

“Funny how you think I’m bothered! Know, I’m nothing like the others! You shouldn’t have messed with me ‘cuz I heard that you’re afraid of monsters. MONSTERS!” Zim stomped his foot again, causing Virooz to let out a loud yelp.

“Are you ready for the monster?” Zim blocked Virooz at every turn.

“Aha! Got you now!” Virooz let out a nervous laugh as he struggled to hold up a large laser gun.

PINK!

“Monster?”

PINK!

“Monster?”

PINK!

Virooz let out a squeak as he ran out of ammo once more.

“Are you ready for the monster?” You sang along as you gave Virooz the smuggest grin you could muster.

Virooz had finally found another weapon and gave it one last try.

PINK!

“Monster?”

PINK!

“Monster?”

PINK!

“C’mon! C’mon! Don’t die on me too!” Virooz whined as he shook his weapon.

“Are you ready for the monster?”  Zim’s stomps grew louder with each step.

STOMP!

“Monster?”

STOMP!

“Monster?”

STOMP!

“YOU AIN’T READY FOR THE MONSTER! MONSTER!” Zim bellowed.

Virooz desperately tried to search for another weapon but there were none left.

He tried to make one last run for it but realized he was at a dead end!

“Ah, it could’ve been so different between us! But then you went and messed everything up!” The room darkened as Zim’s shadow engulfed Virooz.

Virooz almost found a way out but you jumped off of Zim and blocked his exit.

“Going somewhere, Baby?” You sneered sarcastically.

“You took a knife and stabbed me in the back! Took everything I had! Sat in your chair and laughed!” Zim’s words dripped with venom as he drew closer.

“C’mon! I’m in your body! You wouldn’t want anything to happen to it right? Right?!” Virooz pleaded as he found himself drowning in stolen sweat.

“This is the last time, I’m gonna tell you now! If you try to break me, I’m gonna burn you down! Baby I’m done with you! Not coming back for you!” Zim’s voice was a low growl.

“Please man! I’m your biggest fan!” Virooz pleaded as he shrank down to his knees.

“NOW, Y/N!”

“With pleasure!” You sang as you grabbed Virooz and activated the neurothing.

CLANG!

Virooz’s PAK fell to the ground with Zim’s stolen body following suit.

“Funny how you think I’m bothered! Know, I’m nothing like the others! You shouldn’t have messed with me ‘cuz I heard that you’re afraid of monsters. MONSTERS!” Zim roared as he let you climb back onto his ‘shoulder’.

“Are you ready for the monster?” Zim stomped towards Virooz’s PAK

STOMP!

“Monster?”

STOMP!

“Monster?”

STOMP!

“Are you ready for the monster?”  You joined in and started to clap along to the beat.

STOMP!

“Monster?”

STOMP!

“Monster?”

STOMP!

“YOU AIN’T READY FOR THE MONSTER!” Zim let out a maniacal laugh that rumbled throughout the ruins of the weapons chamber.

“Alright, Zim! Let’s get you back into your real body and get rid of Virooz’s PAK before he tries anything.” You giggled.

“Aww! Can’t I stay in this one for just five more minutes?” Zim pouted.

“Well, I can’t exactly kiss a mech.” You teased as you hopped off of his ‘shoulder’ and grabbed the Irken neurothing.

“Oh, ok! But only because you said so!” Zim huffed.

“Alright! I’m activating the neurothing!” You warned as you hopped onto Zim’s ‘shoulder’ one last time.

“Three…two…One!”

CLANG!

CRASH!

Zim’s PAK fell to the ground with the mech following suit.

“EMERGENCY REATTACHMENT PROTOCOL”

And with that, Zim’s PAK was reunited with its proper host.

“HA! VICTORY! I AM ZIM!! AGAIN!!” Zim cheered as he peeled himself off of the ground.

“I’m so glad you’re you again! Now what are we gonna do with this hunk of junk?” You asked as you held up Virooz’s PAK.

“I think I have an idea!” Zim chirped as he pointed to the sky.

And with that, Zim snatched Virooz’s PAK out of your hands and carried it outside.

“Where are you going?” You asked as you followed Zim.

“You’ll see.” Zim assured as he stopped in front of a large couch.

“Let’s see how he likes his new vessel.” Zim chuckled darkly as he threw Virooz’s PAK onto the couch.

“REATTACHMENT PROTOCOL”

Soon Virooz’s PAK attached into the couch.

“Ugh…What?! I’m still alive?!” Virooz whined.

“Unfortunately.” You grumbled.

“Really, Zim? You’re too lame to properly kill me?! And here I thought you were actually cool again! You really are terrible!” Virooz griped.

“Naaah! I AM ZIM! I AM AMAZING! Anyone who says I’m terrible is just too stupid to see it!” Zim boasted as he put his hands on his hips.

“The only terrible one here is you, Virooz! You harassed me,  tried to possess a body that wasn’t even yours and you were stupid enough to tie us up with rope and to leave the Irken neurothing back on the ship!” You ranted as you punched one of Virooz’s couch cushions.

“OW! How does a couch feel pain?!” Virooz whined.

“Shut the fuck up, you literal couch potato!” You snarled as you stood in front of Zim protectively.

“At least you still have that fire…” Virooz whimpered.

You were about to rip him to shreds when,

ZOOM!

The Voot Cruiser zoomed by and plopped right in front of both you and Zim.

“HI MASTER! HI UNICORN! HOP ON IN!” GIR urged as he motioned for you two to get in.

“Looks like our ride is here, Y/N.” Zim chuckled as he grabbed you and pulled you inside the ship.

“Maybe now that you’e a couch you can finally get laid!” You quipped as GIR closed the Voot’s entrance and blasted off.

Zim, GIR, and Minimoose burst into hysterical laughter as the Voot left Dooq.

“That was glorious, Y/N!” Zim wheezed as he wiped away a pink tear.

“Thanks! God, he was lucky that GIR showed up with the ship! Otherwise Virooz would’ve been all stuffing!” You giggled.

“Now, about that kiss you were talking about earlier…” Zim purred as he nuzzled next to you.

“But of course, master.”

SMOOCH!

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of right now || chapter one

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Pairing: Producer!Tom Holland x Reader 

Word Count: 2,195

Warning: Swearing, mentions of stabbing someone, anxiety

Series Description: You are an ordinary girl, living an ordinary life with a boyfriend who is in a coma.  And he is a successful producer looking for a promotion when he was relocated in Batanes (where you live).  His plans are a) make a show b) make it a hit c) get the promotion and d) go back to London. But things don’t go as expected, right?

A/N: So here’s chapter one for you guys out there! Have fun reading and don’t forget to share your thoughts! Oh, btw there’ll be some Tagalog words thrown in there, their meanings will be put down below. 

Disclaimer: I do not own the plot nor Tom Holland. The plot along with some lines belongs to Everyday, I love you’s crew and it’s production. Tom Holland is also just a face and a name claim, I do not know him personally nor do I know his personality. 

"Good morning, love!" You said to the camera as you stand up and walk to your drawers to pick something to wear for the day.

"It's day fifty-two, hope you are doing alright there," You said as you grabbed a hanger with the outfit you'll wear. It's a plain white shirt topped with a denim skirt overall.

"I gotta go and get ready for the day but I miss you! See you soon, love!" You wave goodbye to the camera giving it a flying kiss then you turn it off and sighed.

Missing Aidan is something you've never expect to feel. He is always there, even in childhood. You'd see him every day since you were young. It started as a foolish crush but it turned into something bigger- something wonderful that only something 13-year-old you dreamt of. Memories with him, doing stuff with him it was always great even eating your favorite dish.

You shook your head trying to avoid the nagging feeling of a black hole forming inside your heart. "Y/N, that's enough," you scold yourself trying to rid yourself of the guilt that you have about his condition. It was because of you that he was lying there, on the hospital bed, unconscious but breathing. Even though others tell you not to blame yourself, you still did. And it's killing you to pretend that everything's alright when it's not.

You got out of the shower getting yourself ready to face the world, to be that happy-go-lucky girl that everyone in Batanes loves. You quickly got dressed in your outfit and as you are tying your white suede sneakers, you heard a knock on your door.

"Hey pumpkin, your lolas (grandmothers) are here. They are very much excited to see you," Your dad says through the door.  "Come out whenever you are ready."

"Okay, dad," You said quickly tying your other shoe and abruptly standing up. You quickly grabbed your sling bag and put the video camera inside along with other necessities you'll need for the day. You opened the door and was quickly greeted by the smell of adobo, one of your favorite Pinoy dish.

"Oh, Y/N, you've grown!" Your grandma Esther said as she squeezes your cheeks and kisses both of them.

"Ma, you've seen me five days ago," You said, hugging her as your grandma Julie waddles over you. You let go of Grandma Esther as Grandma Julie approaches you.  

"Ah! It's been so long!" Grandma Julie said, smiling so wide and pulling you into a hand.

"Oh, stop it, Y/N's suffocating," Your father said carrying their bags to their rooms.  Grandma Esther and Grandma Julie are known as 'The Sisters of Basco'. They are well-known for the restaurant they started years ago that became a hit around the area. Grandma Esther is your direct grandmother, she is the mother of your late mother. While Grandma Julie is like this cool aunt that everyone likes.

"Oh, I'm starving!" Grandma Esther said taking a seat at the dining table, Grandma Julie follows suit. You and father followed after them, taking a seat at your respective places.  

"Mother Dearests, how was your Japan vacation?" You ask them, prolonging the 's' sound in dearests as you grab your rice and the adobo and started eating as soon as the prayers are done.

"Oh! It was fantastic!" Grandma Julie said, mouth full of food.

"Oh, Jules, please shut your mouth. I don't want to see another flying rice around here," Grandma Esther said, shutting her up as the food kept flying in bits and pieces out of her mouth as she talks. Grandma Jules shut up quickly and finish chewing her food.

"Anyways," Grandma Jules continued, shooting a glare at Grandma Esther's side. "We got you something." She stood up and went to their room and later came back with a plastic bag. 

"Here," She handed you the plastic bag. You took a peek inside and gasp.

"Oh My! Thank you so so much, lolas!" You gushed over the comfy hoodies they got you along with some sweets and a Harry Potter wand.

"No problem, apo (granddaughter)," Grandma Esther said, smiling in your direction and continued eating. "How is Aidan?"

"He's fine," You answered her, "There's still no improvements or any news. Zero, zilch, nada, as in zero."

"Awh, that's okay, Y/N," Granda Jules said giving you a comforting smile. "Sometimes no news is good news." You gave them comforting smiles, too. Letting them know that you're alright, and you're healing from the guilt. You know you have to be there for Aidan, so you put a pin on the guilt that you are feeling and let it stay that way, for now.

"It's not your fault, you know?" Your Grandma Esther added. "It's that bastard who stabbed him."

"Mama," Your father warned your Grandma Esther when she said a bad word.

"Oh, sorry," Grandma Esther said, smiling sheepishly before letting out a laugh and continued eating.

"Thanks, Mama Esther," You said, smiling in their direction. You quickly jumped up and grabbed your sling bag. You saw that you have a tour in less than an hour, so you have to head to the airport right now to pick up the tourists.

"Anyways, I got to go. Duty calls." And with a kiss to your family, you are off riding your bicycle towards the travel agency that will give you the itinerary for today's tour. You are a local tour guide and it's your job to tour the tourists around Batanes.

"Bye, Y/N!" The tourists bid you farewell as you finished the tour and it's already their time to go home.

"Thank you so much for letting me tour all of you around Batanes. See you next time!" You told them, bidding them farewell as they climb into the van after a tiring but enjoying day of the trip.  

"Oh!" You gasp in surprise as a child went to hug you.

"I'll miss you, Y/N," The child muttered as he held on tightly to you. He's around three to five years old and he bonded with you for the whole tour. In turn, you told him myths and legends about Batanes that filled the child's mind with wonder.

They soon leave and you went inside the office to take a seat in your desk. You took a breath for a few moments and started arranging your stuff.

"Leaving so soon?" Your boss and a friend of yours, Lia, asked.

"Yeah. Nurse Angie called, plus I wanted to see Aidan," You answered her question, giving her the sweetest smile you could muster. You even questioned yourself if you should do the "puppy dog eyes" thing. But the smile seemed to do the thing.

"Okay, okay. You can leave as long as you're done with your work," She said. "Send Mama Nida my regards." Mama Nida is Aidan's grandmother. His parents abandoned him when he was a child. They left him with her.

"Will do, Lia," You said standing up to hug her. She returned your hug and pat you in the back. "Thank you so much!"

You quickly leave towards the hospital, riding your bicycle. Once, you got to the hospital you quickly opened up your video camera and filmed yourself.

"Hi, Love!" You said, waving to the camera with the brightest smile on your face. That little boy who hugged you earlier made your day brighter than it already was.

"It's already 5 pm and I just finished touring the tourists around here. There was this little boy earlier that hugged me and he's just the sweetest," You said as you walk down the hallways and towards his room.

"Anyways, I'm here to see you now. Have a speedy recovery!" You said to the camera. "I love you. Get well soon!"

You sighed as you entered the room, but was greeted by the joy and love surrounding it. Your grandmas are with Mama Nida and they are all just being adorable together and talking about stuff. They are lifelong friends with Mama Nida, that's the reason why none of them left town even when they had the chance.

"Get ready to roll in 5 minutes!" Tom yelled all over the place. They are at the London Bridge, filming for an action movie he's producing. Just as he was making rounds and making sure that everything is alright, his phone rang.

"Luis! Where the fucking hell are you?" Tom answered the call, his voice stern and urgent. "The camera's rolling in 5 minutes!"

"This is the fifth and last time you're gonna be late," He said walking over to the booth, so he can what's happening on cam. "Get your ass over here or consider yourself fired."

"Get ready. I'm taking over." Tom ordered the crew, especially the lead.

"I thought Alfred still has five minutes?" The lead questioned while studying his lines as the makeup crew tries to cover his eye bags.

"He won't be here in five minutes. He's still in his house and it's two hours away from here," Tom explained to the lead getting ready himself, too.

"Nina!" Tom greeted his boss, kissing her on the cheek. Nina is like a second mother to him, his grandmother the first. She always looks out for him and cares for him like he's her own son.

"How are you? You look like you're in a good mood," Nina mused. Tom chuckled and yelled for a cameraman to focus as his video is being shaky.  

"Anyways, what are you doing here? The ratings of my show are high?" Tom asked, confused. Nina only came to shootings when the show's ratings are low to observe whether or not they should cancel it.

"Exactly. I'm here to observe," Nina answered, leaning back in her chair and crossing her legs. Tom nodded and she continued, "SDF is leaving. We'll be needing a new production manager, ASAP."

"I'm the new PM?" Tom asked, arrogantly. Smirking with overflowing confidence assuming that he's the new production manager that will manage seven shows at a time. Nina just chuckled and looked towards the shooting, Tom just scoffed clearly in disbelief.

"We'll see," Nina said, teasingly.

Three days later, in the management's office, Tom is sitting confidently in his chair. Almost like he knows that he is the one who is promoted. Impatient, Tom started playing on his phone until Nina came in to announce who got promoted.

"SDF retired and we've been thinking of who to replace him. We're very proud and happy to announce that management is promoting Jessa Griffins!" Jessa stood up and immediately thanked Nina while other nominees surrounded Jessa and congratulated her. But, Tom immediately went to Nina.

"Why her?" Tom asked following her as she walked towards her office.

"Because she's hired earlier than you and she's older than you."

"So, you're saying that age is the basis of promotion?" Tom asked in disbelief over the announcement of the promotion.

"And you're saying that you're better than her?" Nina challenged him.

"Yes! My shows are better than hers," Tom boasted, clearly thinking that he's the one who deserves the promotion.

"Look," Nina sighed turning to face him. "You are great in technical and creative works, but she's better at handling people."

Tom just chuckled and rolled his eyes, crossing his arms and raised his eyebrows signaling Nina to continue.

"Did you know that Luis was never late for her? In fact, when you fired him, Jessa immediately hired him and they made a great episode."

"So, you're saying I should tolerate incompetence?" Tom asked, aggravated.

"Relax," Nina said. "Why do I get the feeling that you're always in a rush. You're still young. You still have lots to do. In your haste, lots of people got hurt. Why does it always seem like you're in a competition? Life is not about competition, rather it's about simply living it and enjoying every second of it. "

"That's why," Nina continued. "I'm reassigning you to the Philippines. Batanes, specifically. They need a good quality show for the younger market."

"WHAT" Tom exclaimed in surprise. "Is this some kind of punishment? You know I do high adventure, high adrenaline shows. What would I do in a province, anyway?"

"Look, if you pull this off, I'll promote you as a production manager," Nina sighed and rubbed her forehead, a headache clearly forming. "Take this as a challenge. It may actually be the best thing to ever happen to you."

Later on, Tom is back at home cleaning the dishes when his grandmother, Laura said something about the promotion.

"Nina called me earlier, said that you didn't get the promotion. I'm sorry but she's right. You need to take this slow," His grandmother said.

"I know, Lavi. It's just, I don't really know," Tom sighed, finally letting out his feelings.

"You know what you need? A girlfriend." His grandmother pointed out.

"I don't need a girlfriend, I have my Lavi right here," Tom said, kissing his grandmother on the cheek.

"You seriously need to get a life," She said, making some coffee. "And maybe that Batanes thing is good for you."

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Not Alone Anymore

A/N: So uuuhhhh take some more Royality I guess?? This ship is starting to grow on me I must admit. 

(Btw Pat’s about 15 here and Ro’s 16 cause ya know why not) 

summary: Patton’s been tossed around all his life, he’s used to it, so having bullies pick on him and beat him up was nothing special in his book. But his boyfriend, Roman, has other plans. 

WC: 2,842

ships: Romantic Royality 

warnings: uuuhhhh let’s see Mentions of Abusive Parents, Neglective Parents, Blood, Black Eye, Cut Lip, Mention of Broken Nose, Hitting, Punching, Bullying, Deceit, uuhhh Idk what else I’m properly missing a few

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“Who did this to you?!”

Patton sucked in a breath as he felt Roman’s gentle and firm fingers trail alongside his black eye and cut lip. Tears were starting to form in his eyes, he had tried to hide it he really did. Looked like he didn’t try hard enough this time… It wasn't like he had anywhere else to go anyways so he guessed it was inevitable.

“It’s fine, Ro… Let’s get started on h-homework alright?”

“No.”

Blue eyes met red ones and he swallowed thickly at the sternness in them.

“We are gonna clean you up after you tell me who did this to you. Then we are gonna watch some movies and cuddle cause heaven forbid Pat I can tell you need it.”

Dannit, it was getting harder to hold his tears in.

“O-Okay…”

He didn’t know what else to say to that. What else could he have possibly said to that with the sternness coming off Roman in waves? He knew he wasn't backing down no matter what Patton said. Honestly, he was terrified now. Not terrified of Roman, never terrified of him. But terrified of what he could do and what could happen if he did so.

This is why Pat didn’t want to tell Roman what was going on. He knew he would storm into school and beat up whoever it was even if it was a teacher. But the question was if he won’t get hurt in the process. Sure Pat can stand himself getting hurt, it wasn’t new, but he’s not sure he can stand seeing Roman hurt.

But he took a shaky breath as Roman led him to the bathroom, he kept his head down as he cleaned up his eye and lip.

He didn’t say anything for a long time, as if he was in a trance. He didn’t cry, he didn’t even move much Roman had to move him to get him into position. Not even he knew what was wrong with him.

What snapped him out of his haze though was when they were suddenly cuddling while watching…something? He couldn’t even focus on what it was. But it and the fact that he could hear Roman's heartbeat under his face, he could feel Roman’s fingers going through his hair, that seemed to snap him out of it at least.

“I love you, my Dandelion.”

And Roman seemed to figure out he had snapped out of it too.

“L-Love you too… My Prince…”

“Are you gonna tell me who did it? If you don’t want to though know I won’t get angry with you. I just… I love you, Pat, I don’t want to see you hurt and suffering.”

“I… I know you don’t, Ro… I just…”

“What is it?” He felt a kiss in his hair then forehead.

“I… I don’t want to see you hurt… I don’t know how strong they are and… I-I’m sorry…” He felt a few tears leak down his cheek onto Roman’s nightshirt and gulped.

“Love. Love, there’s nothing to be sorry about alright? Just know that you don’t deserve this. Nobody does. I don’t care what happens to me,” He paused and Pat felt hands cup his face though he felt that they made sure to be careful of his injuries and bandages. His head was tilted up to see Roman looking down at him with a fond smile and with so much love in his eyes, though there was certain darkness in them, darkness that Pat rarely sees emerge, “I want to protect you, Pat. I’ll rather die than to see you in pain like this. After all isn’t that what princes do? Save their damsel in distresses?”

Patton actually chuckled at that a smile appearing on his face, one that hasn’t come out in hours.

Roman smiled upon seeing that smile and hearing that faint laughter. His eyes sparkled as he leaned forward and kissed his nose, “There’s my Laughy Sapphy.”

“You… You did not just quote Steven Universe on me did you?”

“Mhm… Maybe….”

“Oh, Ro… Ya know I love you so much right?”

“Of course I do. You say it like all the time, love.”

Another chuckle, “I suppose I do. But I wanna make sure you know!”

Roman chuckled again, “I always know, sweetie. Now try to sleep alright?” He pulled Pat closer to his chest and pulled the blanket tighter around them. “I can tell your tired.”

“No! I’m not…” He yawned loudly his eyes already closing, “tired…”

“Sure, love, sure your not.”

He felt another kiss in his hair and sighed. One of the many things he loves about Roman was the fact that his hugs, their cuddling, Patton always felt safe in the other's huge arms. No matter what he felt like he was being hugged by the sun, but rather then it being burning it was comforting. And only he could stand the heat.

Before he drifted off though he looked down and mumbled something into Roman’s chest.

“What was that, love?”

Patton shifted a bit, “It was Dalton…”

He felt Roman’s entire body tense up at that and it almost made Patton want to shake. He whimpered loudly his hands clenching tightly into his shirt now.

Roman immediately tried to calm down Patton could hear him breathing deeply, and moved to cuddle him harder.

“Sweetie it’s okay. Keep breathing my knight. I’m not mad at you I promise. That’s it keep breathing. There you go. I love you.”

“I… Love you too…”

With Roman’s soothing words vibrating through his body he couldn’t help but to get sleepy again. Before long he found his eyes closing and before long the darkness engulfed him. Him being soothed by Roman’s words and heartbeat echo throughout his body.

When Roman said he’ll beat up whoever did it to him he wasn’t really expecting him to actually do it. Just like how he always says he’ll physically fight somebody if they talk bad about themselves, he’s not going to actually do it.

And boy was he wrong.

The day started out with Roman’s parents finding them cuddling and sound asleep on their couch in the early morning hours. And he knows his parents will not let this die early that’s for sure.

Though they have been dating for a few weeks now they haven’t even fallen asleep together like that before. And boy was that embarrassing. Normally Pat's the one that sleeps on the couch alone or vise versa they haven't been caught sleeping together until today he supposes...

Then, despite Romans parents insisting that he stays home today since his eye really isn’t looking too good he declined the offer. He really couldn’t miss school just for a simple thing as this. And his parents will find out which really won’t be pretty.

Most of the day was pretty quiet if he had to be honest. They didn’t have classes together as Roman was a sophomore and he was a freshman but they saw glances of each other and every time he could see Roman’s body relaxing. He must be so nervous about him getting hurt again….

Dalton didn’t even look at him for the entire day which was surprising. Maybe they backed off for once? Maybe the black eye was enough to calm down from their bullying?

As the end bell sounded off and the students headed out to the hallways and outside either waiting for their pickups or going home themselves that thought ended way too soon.

“Hey, pipsqueak.”

Oh no.

With a shaky breath, he glanced up to see no one other than Dalton with his normal two buddies right beside him. His two different colored eyes staring down at him as the taller boy grinned from ear to ear.

“I’m glad to see your eye is looking as disgusting as always. Actually I quite like this look on you. What if we complete the look huh?”

Patton whipped around to see everyone was already gone. Even the teachers were nowhere in sight. He gulped loudly and kept his head down.

“I uh… There’s no need for violence kiddos… What will be the gain of that?”

Dalton and his friends laughed loudly, “Well you are a joker gosh I always enjoy your jokes. Wonder what will happen if we break your jaw? You’ll sound really funny then!”

His friends nodded along a wicked smile on their faces. He has to run before they actually follow up on their word. But where could he go? Roman’s properly gone by now. He will not call Roman just for this. His parents won’t care.

Gulping again he spun around and tried to bolt. Course he didn’t get very far before he felt two huge bodies lunge at him and force him to fall to the ground hard. His chin hit the tile and he whimpered loudly as pain surged through his jaw. The two guys held his arms behind him as they roughly shoved him upwards so he was facing Dalton again.

“Now now that wasn’t nice… Now I might have to knock out a few more teeth for trying to run. Such a nuisance,” He clicked his tongue as he walked closer and Patton gulped as he saw the bright eager grin on his face, “Oh well more fun for me then.”

Patton started to shake. There really was no getting away at this point. He knew he wasn’t as strong as his friends, a weakling compared to these two. Maybe if he stays still and won’t make a noise they would be uninterested quicker? That was all he could hope for at this point.

That was until he felt the first punch. His already swollen eye swelled uncomfortably as his cheek grew bright red with the force. Tears welled up in his eyes as he bit his already sore lip. No, don’t make a noise. Don’t make a noise.

Then a second one this time with more force in it. It sent his glasses falling right off his face and he heard it land on the tile with a loud thud. This time he let out a whimper and a sob though he didn’t cry yet.

“Aw, there’s my sobbing Pat! You really are a weakling, aren’t you? You're already crying. Oh well.”

Another punch. Then another. Patton couldn’t see much now his tears blurring his vision. He was sobbing at this point his attempts already out the window. A sudden thought came to his mind, maybe the hallways have cameras? Maybe somebody will review the tape and see what’s happening later on? But wait…this is an older school… And a cheap one at best they properly don’t have the money to even buy some let alone keep it running all the time…

That made him sob harder.

“Hey! You fuckers!”

He suddenly stopped and Patton let out a sigh of relief. At least he’ll have a moment to breathe now. But when he didn’t feel any more pain he glanced up confused.

Though he couldn’t see much through his swollen eye and tears coming down his cheeks he could see a faint red and white smear from afar. Wait… Roman wore a red and white shirt today didn’t he? No… He must be hallucinating now there’s no way Roman’s here…

“Get. Your. Fucking. Hands. Off. Him.”

“Aw, if it isn’t mister gay’s-o-lock. The guy who thinks he’s all that and a bag of chips. What happens if I don’t let your precious 'Dandelion' here go? Will you actually come over here and punch me? Awww brave ol' prince here to save the day right?”

No… No, he can’t… No… Patton can stand being hurt, he’s perfectly fine with it. But he can’t see Roman being hurt. He can’t be the cause of Roman being hurt.

“I really will do that. But something I will also do is submit this video I have of you hitting Patton to every single teacher and the principal of this school. I don’t think that will look good on you now huh?”

Patton heard Dalton chuckle though he sounded…nervous? Could Dalton even get nervous? “Your bluffing.”

“Am I?” He heard some sound though he wasn’t sure exactly what it was. Though by the silence that followed he guessed Roman wasn’t bluffing like he said, “So as I said. Get. Your. Bastard. Hands. Off. My. Boyfriend. Before. I. Make. You.”

Dalton tisked and chuckled, “Go ahead submit it. I'll just say you Photoshopped it. You have no other prove while I have these two who will back me up.”

“Mhm, that is true. Whatever shall I do now? Oh, you certainly have beat me here.” Roman said with all his dramaticness though it had more flair than normal. Then his voice got suddenly serious, “But ya know I have my parents who have seen his eye and will see his swollen cheek and will back me up. Plus I have Logan and Virgil here who saw the entire thing and is recording this as we speak.”

“What up.”

“Salutations.”

Patton started crying again, they were here… Roman brought Virgil and Logan…

“Now let’s see that’s three different phones from different angles. Now I’m not a tech junky but I’m pretty sure that’s hard to pull off with Photoshop. Plus we now have 4 witnesses compared to your two. So what do you have to say now?”

More silence… The only thing that could be heard was Patton’s muffled crying throughout the halls.

“Let him go boys. This isn’t worth it.”

Patton felt both of the boys' arms holding him down release him just like that. He would have moved his body, he would have looked up, but he couldn’t now his entire body hurt, his face felt like a billion bees stung him. Tears were still leaking down his face as he slid to the floor with a mild thud.

Footsteps sounded farther and farther away while he heard footsteps coming up behind him. He felt more arms grab his own arms and host him up. Though that made him cry more he wasn’t sure who belonged to those arms and he wasn’t sure if he wanted to know honestly.

“Oh no, it’s over you fucker. You hurt one more hair on Patton’s head and you won’t see the life of day I can promise you that. Oh, and I have a present for you.” He heard a sickening sound followed by a really loud thudding noise. There was a yell as Roman shouted, “That’s for hurting my boyfriend you fucker. Now get your sorry asses out of here before I break your nose even more.”

He heard mumblings then a loud shout but it sounded strangled. Then nothing for a moment until he heard sneakers walking and with every second that passed by it sounded farther and farther away.

Then with a sudden rush, he felt gentle hands cup his cheek and chin.

“Oh, Mi Amor it’s alright. They won’t hurt you again. You're safe.”

“R-Ro…?”

“Yeah yeah, it’s me. Come here I got you.”

He felt himself being planted against something soft and comforting. As he breathed he smelled Roman's scent. Roman’s vanilla and cream scent… Then he felt himself crying more against the fabric. He is really here. He’s honest to god really here.

As his hands gripped the other's shirt he felt fingers going through his soft hair. He felt hands on his back going in soothing circles. He felt kisses against his scalp and nose… Just like last night.

“I’m here my Dandelion. I’m here. I promised you I’ll protect you didn’t I? How about we go to my place, my Prince?”

He hurriedly nodded, that sounded really good right about now. Though his grip tightened as he swallowed. Does that mean he’ll have to let go? He doesn’t want to ever let go, what if he would disappear once he does let go? What if he passed out and this is some dream? What if-

“Here’s your glasses love. Hey hey, it’s alright. Ill carry you. In a count of three, I’ll lift you up, alright love?”

He nodded again. Yes please don’t let me go. Don’t ever let me go.

“1. 2. 3. Ah, there we go. Can you get his backpack? Yeah, thanks V.”

Patton found that he couldn’t stop crying no matter what he did. He couldn’t find himself to even move out of Roman’s chest for a long time. It took quite a while before he could even open his eyes all the while him crying into Roman's shirt the entire time. As he started apologizing for it Roman immediately told him that it was fine. It’ll always be fine. He’ll always be okay.

And with the soothing sounds of Roman voice and his heartbeat under his shirt he found himself once again falling asleep in Roman’s arms. Not like he minded it. For once he was glad he had somebody supporting him. He was glad he wasn’t alone for once…

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Hi! Have you ever thought about writing a romantic comedy AU? I was re reading Five Dollars today and thought the things I love the most about the fic -the NYC atmosphere and the books talk- reminded me so much of You've got Mail. So I thought I might ask. I LOVE five dollars btw, and Mondays at sixteen as well.

heh, yeah, i have! you’ve got mail is one of my top five favorite movies and mondays at sixteen was actually going to be…modeled after it? i’m not sure what the best word would be. but i was going to steal some elements from the movie to shape the plot of mondays. because it was a similar set up, becoming good friends online, having a disastrous in-person meeting, and even trying to win his way back into isak’s heart. he quotes the movie early on, and i was definitely going to use that as a foreshadow:

ThreeIsACrowd: I would send you a bouquet of newly sharpened pencils if I knew your name and address. On the other hand, this not knowing has its charms.

the same thing with even and sonja’s code names: ny152 and shopgirl. but i wasn’t sure how to make even seem less…manipulative. considering how much he didn’t want to scare isak away further, having him concoct this great scheme to win him back felt a little out of the character he’d become. because he’d have to deny his own attraction for a while, which wouldn’t let him joke and flirt, and he didn’t have an antagonist persona to fill the way joe fox did. anyway, the vague idea was going to be for him to meet sana as a friend of isak’s and get her to disguise him as isak’s next instagram boyfriend. he would create a different instagram account and fill it with photos of things that isak liked to do (less hiking, more cinnamon rolls and iced mochas from the cafe). he’d coach isak from the sidelines, encouraging him to chat with the guy over DMs and build up to a meeting, while also playing it cool as to not give himself away. isak would have a bit of a crisis with not knowing when to disclose that he was a camboy, since alfie had shamed him for it, and he didn’t want to ruin a relationship before it had even started.

the one scene i had visualized and was trying to work toward was the end, where isak was going to meet the instagram boyfriend for the first time, was going to happen at vigeland park. i could see isak and sana sitting on some stone steps, looking out down the main promenade, scanning the crowd for the guy he was supposed to meet. maybe they had decided he’d be wearing a red snapback, or a t-shirt with the scream on it. and isak asked sana to come along for moral support, under the condition that she would make herself scarce as soon as they spotted the guy. and then even would appear and isak would think it’s just a coincidence, because he hadn’t told even his plans. and they’d hang out and chat for a bit, even sitting on isak’s other side, and isak explaining why he was there, shyly admitting he’d finally gotten the nerve to agree to a blind date. sana would slip away then, while isak was facing the other way, and isak, bless his heart, would take his sweet ol’ time realizing that even was wearing a red hat, or wearing the right t-shirt (because even though those were the things he was supposed to be looking for, all he had noticed was that it was even).

and then, you know…”i wanted it to be you; i wanted it to be you so badly.”

someone who already knew him, knew his secrets, and loved him from the start.

i suppose, though, in the end i wanted a plot that was mine, versus one stolen from a movie (albeit a classic). i also wasn’t sure how well the world of camming fit into the much more innocent atmosphere of nora ephron’s manhattan. ultimately i would feel less invested in the story if all of the work i was doing was trying to get it to match something that’s already been done, and done well. i do enjoy the great swells of romance and would like to write something in that genre, but it would require more care, whether it’s a better relationship with the inspiration/trope or simply a better planned story. maybe after mondays, and after the museum fic next on my list, i’ll try out the whole competitors/enemies-to-lovers deal.

thanks for reading! and the nudge!

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Riverdale Roundup: 2x14“ The Hills Have Eyes”

Oh hey. It’s me. That bitch you hate. It’s been a hot damn minute but i’m ready for some fresh ass teenage angst. The journey to get a link to watch this god forsaken show has been TREACHEROUS! The lord has been punishing me for not having basic satellite in my dorm room and not having the patience to wait for midnight for this shit to come on  Netflix. Like I feel like Jesus is pressuring me to go down to my communal living area and watch TV with the plebs who live on my floor but I would rather shave off my eyebrows than interact with these people. So after YEARS of looking for a good link I've finally made it. I would like to thank not only God but Jesus.

First off we need to address that Chic is just so damn creepy and also a truly awful house guest. Like don’t drink out of the juice carton and don’t use Betty's shower.  He’s going to get written up in page six for being an ungrateful house guest. Also him standing on the stairs waving will haunt my dreams for weeks to come.

Cheryl is not that pleased that her mom is still pimping herself out to the men of Riverdale. Penelope is pissed that Cheryl ruined her chance at happiness with Hal, but really who loves Hal? Penelope comes for her 15 year old daughter over having never been in love. Like she’s in 10th grade but whatever.

Hiram offers Veronica and Archie the lake house for the weekend and i’m like ummmmm. What father sends their child out on a romantic getaway? Also Veronica demand's not to have a chaperone and Daddy just agrees? Like I’m 20 and I feel like I need a chaperone still. If my mom isn’t coming with me on a trip I feel unsafe. Like excuse me where are the adults? Who is going to hold my passport?

Oh so it’s a safe house. I get it now. He’s not just looking to facilitate his daughter getting dicked down.

FP and Jughead need a new place to live since the whole of Sunnyside trailer park is getting evicted. Tragically there is minimal affordable housing in Riverdale and FP works at a diner. Yikes.

All of my hopes prayers have come true and Moose has finally graced our screens. I think he got hotter.  Like his face thinned out a bit and his hair looks good and he’s got that jean jacket and i’m INTO IT.

So is this whole scene just an ad for Love Simon? We get it. The movies coming out. Are Moose and Kevin secretly hooking up or like? What is Midge supposedly so cool with? Or is it just that she knows that they went down to the river to hook up and casually found a dead body?  

I honestly just want Moose and Kevin to be together. Who cares about Midge? Not I.

Veronica is like our lake house is “rustic” and i’m like really bitch? I doubt that. Do you want to see rustic?  Would you like to see my canvas tent complete with plywood walls that my father built and a composting toilet? It’s a yurt bitch. Look it up. But like not a mud hut. Don’t get it twisted.

Jughead is only into going to this cabin so that he can get some Intel on the Lodges. Betty like doesn’t love that idea. She needs to get away from her creepy ass brother and i’m like girl he has caused so much trouble just send that bitch back to the youth hostel where he belongs.

So if life was normal Alice would never let her kid go on an over night sex weekend but I guess now that they are covering up a murder she’s a little more lax with the rules. It’s hard to lecture your daughter about responsibility when she witnessed you mopping up the blood of a drug dealer.

Chic is so damn creepy. I’m done with him.

What I want to know is why would the Lodges go to this lake house for the summer? They are so Hampton's people. They should be off rubbing elbows with Ramona Singer and Luann De Lesseps.

Can I just say that Andre is honestly hot. Homebody can like get it.

Archie is shook that Andre has a gun as if he wasn’t walking around locked and  loaded only a handful of episodes ago.

Lodge Lodge. Really Veronica? How clever.  Florals? For spring? Ground breaking.

Cheryl  is pissed that she couldn’t come on the couples weekend so she calls jughead to ruin their getaway because she’s a petty bitch and I adore it.  Stir up the shit girl. Stir it up.

Jughead is pissed. This is why Betty should have come clean before. Like you kissed Archie. You didn’t have a secret love child together. It’s not a big deal.

I adore that Cheryl introduces herself with her twitter handle. She’s looking to gain followers. She’s ready to be a social media influencer.

Toni tries to play therapist to Cheryl and she is not having it. Like don’t touch her sans consent.

I know that i’ve said this before but Archie has the world's largest head. We know it’s not holding a big brain so like what’s up there? Extra storage space? Room for activities?

Why do they need to unpack their stuff? They’re staying there for like 2 days. I don’t unpack when i’m staying somewhere for 2 weeks. I just rummage through my suitcase like a drifter looking for cans in the trash bin .

Jughead and Betty promptly make up about the whole Barchie kiss thing  and then hear Archie and Veronica getting it on.A friendly reminder that these children are 15. This feels wrong.  Jughead has a point. All Veronica and Archie know how to do is fuck. Like what do they actually talk about?

Jughead goes digging for info and Betty does not love it.  Veronica assumes that they are still pissy about the kiss so she suggests that they all unwind in the jacuzzi.

So everybody is going hot tubbing. I miss my hottub. If my dad could just like do a girl a solid and fill that ish back up again I would be very grateful. Give me all the chemicals.

Veronica is like “ just so things aren’t awkward I think that Jughead and I should make out just like really quick.”   Very sound logic. See this is actually something that 15 year olds would do. Although under normal circumstances they wouldn’t be on a sex getaway in the woods funded by one of the girls fathers.

All of these characters are way to self aware with their ship names. Jughead just used bughead and Vughead all in one sentence.

Veronica and Jughead kiss and it’s awkward for all. All that’s left is for Archie and Jughead to kiss and everything will be Gucci. Honestly at this point who hasn’t Archie kissed?

Betty puts on her awkward ass cam girl outfit and then her and Jughead get it on real quick.  Evidently she watched the new fifty shades of grey movie and is feeling very sexually liberated. Someone needs to oil the bed springs in this house. Just saying.

Archies doesn’t want to talk or have sex so really he and veronica are at a loss. Talking was a stretch in the first place.

Archie chops wood the next morning so he can get out some of his sexual frustration about watching his best friend make out with his girlfriend and then he scampers off to meet Andre in the woods

Why does Veronica have an umbrella? It’s not raining.

Joise is pissed that her mom is sniffing around the Sheriff. She’s not down for this whole affair thing.  Oh so Josie's dad knows about Sierra and ‘Tom’. Did we know that that was his name prior to this? Did I just miss it because i’m always referring to him as Sheriff Silver fox or Hot Dad?

Oh so is the sheriff really going to leave his wife? You know what they say….They never leave the wife.

Juggie and Archiekins  chat about the time that their girlfriends made out and then Archie is like btw really sorry about making out with your girlfriend. Jughead points out just how incestious their group is and predicts that they are probably going to explode at some point. Foreshadowing my dudes.

Also why are they sitting four feet across from each other throwing a football? Is this what boys do?

Josie spills the beans to Kevin about the affair and it’s a very Cheryl move. Throwing out all that drama. Destroying families one step at a time.

Veronica confirms with Betty that she and Jughead have been doing the deed and she literally praises the lord that Betty and Jughead have moved past holding hands and hugging. She didn’t want to be the only non virgin female of the group. Betty also admit that she likes to dress up in the worst wig ever known to man to make their special time together more exciting. Maybe keep that to yourself girl.

So Hiram bought the trailer park for the serpents but really what's good? Jugheads detective senses are tingling.

I love Moose so much. If Midge could just go away that would be ideal. She can go do jingle jangle with someone else and leave Moose to Kevin.

“ I’m just going to this gay rom com alone.” Same Kevin. Same

Midge is like “ we need to find you someone” and Kevin is like “ yeah how about your boyfriend?”

I’m confused. Does Midge know that Kevin and Moose like got it on once upon a time or not? I’m feeling like it’s a no tbh.

Are there really so many desperate men in Riverdale that Penelope can keep a steady stream of business? Does she have to scour Greendale for potential suitors as well?

So glad Josie and Kevin are friends now. It will make being step siblings so much easier.

Riverdale has moved from being sponsored by covergirl to being sponsored by upcoming teen rom coms. This is only slightly more subtle than a focus in shot on the lash blast mascara.

The Lodges are so rich but they can’t even afford the monopoly with the credit cards? Shame.

Hiram bought the riverdale register? What the heck Hal? You fool. I’m also confused because I thought that the Lodges were fresh out of cash. They supposedly “risked it all” building to Sodale thing but yet they can afford to buy Pops and the town paper + a trailer park? These New York investors must of come in hard with the cash.

Oh there is mad tension in this friend group rn.  Jughead is like : Archie you’re really stupid” which I mean at this point is a well known fact. Archie calls Jughead and Betty boring and paranoid .Betty calls Veronica sexually manipulative. Veronica kink shames Betty. This is relationship health. Have they finally reached the point in high school where all your friends turn on you and nothing is ever the same?

A bunch of townies break in to defuse the tension between the ‘ core four’. We all know it’s you under that hood Cassidy. I recognize that flannel.

Veronica hits the panic button in her room because of course she has one of those. That’s honestly my dream.  Give me a panic button. Give me a panic room. Please.

The townies run off when the alarm goes off but one of them steals Veronicas necklace and for some reason that really sets Archie off. Like is this necklace significant? It’s not even her pearls.

Andre really casually shots this guy. Like same. Hope he got grammas scone recipe first.

Josie and Kevin call a family meeting of their new little clan. Honestly blended family goals. Adam Sandler would be proud.

Cheryl  kind of comes out very casually Toni. Toni is Bi, Cheryl is not straight.  It’s the beginning of a love story. Tale as old as time.  Are we ever going to address Cheryl being creepy with Josie or are we going to just let that slide?

Hiram asks Archie if he’s pissed that Andre shot a teenager and Archie is like  “ Nah fam. I regret not shooting the black hood. Shoulda never threw my gun in the river”.

Hiram reminds Archie that all those who hesitate are lost so like don’t pussy out next time.

Jughead is really creeped out by Chic and i’m like same bro. Get that crack addict out of here. The issue being that Chic has really nice bone structure but he’s too gaunt to be truly hot so it really takes away from the appeal of his character. At this point he’s just some freaky kid who hangs around the house and eat cereal while making full eye contactt. It’s a no from me fam. Also he constantly looks constipated. Get some smooth move tea girl.

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In case you missed it--Pt 6 1x10

So because apparently I need to defend Ian now too, I’m going to go ahead and start dividing these posts between Ian talk and Mickey talk.

Ian first:

We open the episode’s Gallavich plotline with Ian checking up on Mickey via Mandy who hasn’t been to visit him in jail.

I think it goes without saying that Ian is concerned about Mickey and probably misses him, not to mention feels guilty that Mickey got shot basically due to him. These thoughts are clearly taking a lot out of him because he can’t seem to get Mickey, or what happened, out of his head.

While no one has ever argued Ian’s dedication to Mickey, I definitely still feel it’s worth mentioning. 

Now, to provide a bit of a segue between our boys here, I would like to point out how Ian perfectly sums up Mickey’s situation at this stage in the show.

Mickey would rather be shot in the leg and sent to Juvie than to admit he’s gay. Let that sink in just how freaking deep in the closet Mickey is. How much denial do you have to be in to accept jail before admitting to what happened and that your sexuality is a key factor that would help him avoid jail time? Think about it, had Mickey owned up to his sexuality and explained why Kash actually shot him he could have at least gotten some time off if not walked on the theft, but Kash could have been arrested for statutory rape at the very least. 

That is some pretty deep denial and even self-loathing when you’d rather go to jail (Juvie) than admit your sexuality.

Later, Ian goes to Juvie to see Mickey after his sentencing. Mickey thanks Ian for putting money in his commissary, but it wasn’t Ian.

The fact that Mickey mistakenly assumes Ian was the one to fill his account when it was actually Kash reveals something pretty huge: Mickey automatically assumed Ian did it. He assumed this before he believed it was his own parents, his sister, his cousins. He went straight to assuming it was Ian, and while Ian was responsible, it still wasn’t even technically him. 

Let’s think about that a second. This kid knew the money had to have come from his friends with benefits side-guy because he also knew it couldn’t have come from his own family. Whether this is because he knows they are too broke or if there is a family policy that those incarcerated are on their own or something else, we don’t know. But the fact is, Mickey and Ian are already starting to take care of each other and Mickey has just been given a huge reason to trust Ian even more than he can trust his own family. Sure, his cousins are there for him a lot when he’s about to go do something illegal and sure Mandy loves him (though their dynamic is so dysfunctional we don’t know how much of that love actually comes through in a way that satisfies either of their needs for familial love), but when it comes to actually caring for him, financially, emotionally or otherwise? That job has pretty much been taken up by Ian at this point. This right here shows how little he can actually depend on his family. And notice, even when Ian admits it wasn’t him, but that he tricked Kash out of the money...

^Look at that look on his face. Tell me that isn’t him trying to hide how much it means to him. In his own twisted way, Ian has done what he had to do to help Mickey out and Mickey, I argue, is genuinely touched that Ian would do that for him. Look at him trying to hide his smile. Then beyond that, he’s amused because this adorable little puppy of a boy has just pulled a Mickey move. A typical southside “gotta do what you gotta do” moment where Ian seized an opportunity to help out his friend.

What Ian just did for Mickey is like their south side version of a romantic gesture, and it also puts them on an even playing field because this is absolutely a move Mickey would have made if the roles were reversed. It also advances their relationship just that tad bit more because now there is a trust building. First, Ian ran to Mickey when he needed him, and now here Ian is making sure Mickey has some money in juvie and visits him when his own sister won’t (at this point).

So now I suppose we return to one of the main arguments I hear against Gallavich that Mickey isn’t invested or is mean to Ian.  

Out of context, obviously this is not a good thing to say to someone to put it mildly. Keep in mind, and I’ll just keep this reminder brief, that Mickey is DEEP in the closet and his wall is slowly coming down. 

So let’s start with the being mean to Ian. Look at this face. He finds Mickey’s sarcasm and rudeness amusing! Some people probably don’t understand why that is and that’s fine. Not everyone can handle a relationship dynamic like this. I’m sure I couldn’t if it was the constant communication style. But this is what Ian is used to and he finds it amusing because he knows that Mickey doesn’t mean it.

He sees right through all of Mickey’s defenses which is the number one reason he keeps pushing.

And it’s little details like this ^ that keeps Ian persistent. Despite Mickey’s attempts to keep strong against the charms of this kid he can’t help but be amused by him too. He is resisting this bulldozer of a kid as hard as he can, but let’s be honest, we all knew that Ian was eventually going to break down that wall. You can see it even now. When Mickey is trying to be so tough and not feel anything. Look at how he tries so hard not to smile and so instead looks away when yet another brick is knocked away.

I think that the Gallavich haters must have missed these little details that make up the magic of Gallavich. They must have! Yes, their relationship dynamic is a-typical, but even not coming from a background similar to theirs I know plenty of couples (happy couples) who communicate in similar ways and that’s because they think it’s funny and they are on the same page. Obviously there is a boundary and a certain line that is not crossed, but to me relationships are so individual that as long as both parties understand the dynamic, like the dynamic as it is, and it isn’t harming either party, then we on the outside have zero room to judge.

The final part of this scene (which was actually improvised by Noel and Cam btw) is a great wrap-up to re-establish where they are at this point. While Mickey’s defenses are breaking down, the fact remains that he still doesn’t want to admit to himself that he’s gay and so any touchy-feely action Ian tries to bring to the table is denied because to Mickey there is still a firm line (though we all know that line is blurring more and more each episode.)

And in this case, he isn’t being mean to Ian. People pay attention to shit like this in jail and Mickey has to look out for himself and make sure no one is noticing that he’s talking to a boyfriend (or anyone who could be perceived as a boyfriend). This is why Mickey keeps looking over his shoulder at people, to make sure they aren’t watching or listening. He can’t show weakness in a place like this and he already is on crutches! He can’t give the other boys any reason to pick on him because he is all alone in there, at least before he gathers any friends.

So lovelies it looks like this is all I have to say about 1x10. Next week we move on to 2x02! Until then, if you have anything to add or anything you want to counter-argue send me an ask!

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My TOP11 + Reasons

This is based on my feelings about them and my opinion. If you don’t like it, its okay. I appreciate everyone have different bias and TOP11 list 💕

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1. Kang Daniel

i already love him when the first time i saw Produce101 - Me, it's me on Mcountdown because his pink hair is sooo eye catching (I don’t even know his name at that moment 😂). When you watch his fancam, you'll see a grown up man. That's why he has many noonas fans. His swaggy style, and dance is 💯 although he is a rapper but he sings well too! Such a boyfriend material, ugh.

2. Park Jihoon

everybody knows who he is, everybody loves him, so what i can say he will definitely debut. Either you don't like him or like him he is in top11 already. But beside his cute side, he is good in dance & facial expressions! And his position in Maroo is rapper, are you surprised? 👍🏻 I love his recent relay cam with Samuel tho, oppa.....sign!!

3. Kim Jonghyun

who will forget this `Nation's Leader‘ in their list? For having a group with good teamwork, we need someone who can lead the team well. Jonghyun proving he is a good leader as a leader of Sorry Sorry team 2 (& fear, & never too). He let the others shine although he just got 3/4s line 😭 is he a living angel?

4. Kim Jaehwan

why i choose him to be 4th before the remaining 7 people? Do you know what the most important position in a group? Yes, Main Vocal. He is the strongest vocalist in this season in my opinion (those high notes from sky fall, sorry sorry, downpour, and never) okay, I just realized he didn’t miss a single thing from 1st episode and he even got to record Nayana 😂 If you look at Never video, the choreo is really hard and he must run before the high note part. But his voice remains stable! I hope you get a good company after this show ends, Jaehwan-ie!

5. Ong Seongwoo

here comes the all rounder..... is hard to think his weakness than his good side tho. 

visual? ✔️ physical? ✔️ personality? ✔️ sings? ✔️ dance? 💯✔️ expressions? ✔️ savage&funny&cute at the same time? ✔️ 

he just have them all :( the only one he can't do is be my boyfriend 😑

6. Hwang Minhyun

i think he kinda similar with ong? He has visual (don't ask me how perfect his face tho he got 4th in Produce101 visual ranking😂), great physical, sings soooo well, expression? Watch never perf (he's the center, finally😭) and about personality, he's the duplicate of jonghyun, so humble, sweet and kind. That's the most charming side of him i think. he is another “the only one he can't do is be my boyfriend 😑”

I know I can’t have those two as my boyfriend. But I low-key want my future husband is like them, even its imposible. lol.

7. Lee Daehwi

Our Nayana center! If we talk about his talents, it's obvious we can know even he just being the center of Nayana. Why would be he is the center but can't do anything, right? He can sing, dance, rap, center, even COMPOSING A SONG AT HIS AGE. Omg, he is just 17 years old (korean age) but sooooo talented. Even i'm 2 years older than him but what i can do is just doing my homework at home 🙄

8. Park Woojin

okay, he even in the same age as me but so talented too :-( I'm starting to feel embarrassed of myself :-( Dance & Rap on point! 💯 some people said he is the real dark horse in Produce101 😭 (btw he looks cute with that teeth) me as Jihoon : Oppa, sign!!

 tbh i don't really care for the last 3 spot because i think those 8 people is the important one for me. Because every group they are in, makes a big recognition from public. The teachers even said if they're like watching a debut stage already. 

during Never performance

But if i can choose for the remaining 3 spots, i prefer to choose between : 

Kim Samuel / Ha Sungwoon / Kim Yongguk / Takada Kenta / Jung Sewoon / Im Youngmin 

They're so talented but sadly they don't have big fanbase like others (beside Samuel, samuel have large international fbase but idk why its so hard for him to gain votes in Korea 😭) he is another all rounder tho :(

tbh i kinda sad about their rank, because i think they deserve more than this rather than low rank (same for the other trainees who got eliminated😭) but what else can we do, we only can choose 11 people to debut when there are 98 trainees that joined the shows 😔😊 

So that's my top11 probably its MyTOP8 lol. feel free to know your top11 too! 😍

its like I’m writing an essay, I'm sorry you have to read soooo long. but you know what I can do is doing my homework, but my school is already over so there’s no homework and I got a lot of free time. So instead being an ‘unemployed’ person I decided to write this long essay😂

[petersasteria]

Ours - George Smith Imagine!

A/N: I have New Hope Club feels don’t fight me.

Shout out to the George girls out there! 

Song Preference: Ours by Taylor Swift

Disclaimer: P.O.V’s switch from time to time, and if your names are Gabbie or Anna, I’m deeply sorry just change the names. 

* * * *

Elevator buttons and morning air

Stranger’s silence makes me wanna take the stairs

If you were here we’d laugh about their vacant stares

But right now, my time is theirs

George’s P.O.V

Today the lads and I are going somewhere and to be honest, I don’t really know where we’re going. They say that we’re here attending a meeting and I hate it. I can’t wait to go home. I woke up really early today and I all I want to do is spend the rest of my day with my girlfriend, Y/N. 

We arrive at the building and it had no life. It’s like one of those sad films with poor quality. Kinda like those films that were made ages ago. I can just imagine the black and white filter in this building. No one was happy. Geez, when did their lives get sucked out of them? 

We go to the reception area and I look around as Reece asked the receptionist the floor of where our meeting is held. Reece turned to Blake and I and said, “4th floor.” We walked to the elevator and almost every employee is there waiting for the elevator. 

After standing in silence, the elevator made a ‘ding’ sound which means it arrived. Everyone from inside the elevator walked out, as employees who were standing with us went inside. As we were walking, we knew that the elevator would be super packed. Everyone was pushing through other people, so the boys and I stay at the side to avoid this.

“Ugh. Can we just wait for the next?” Blake asks quietly, not wanting anyone to hear his complaint. 

“No, because we’ll be late.” I reply. 

“What do you mean "we’ll be late”? We’re early!“ Blake whispers angrily.

"Actually we’re not. You literally stayed in the bathroom for nearly an hour just to fix your hair.” Reece butts in with a small smile on his face.

“I second that.” I say in a normal tone. I swear Blake and Reece take so long just to fix their hair. I understand girls who take their time to put on make up and fixed their hair in the process, but I swear these two! If I were asked who takes the longest in fixing their hair, I would say Blake. He takes the longest. Seriously, watch all our Club Cams. 

“It’ll just take a few minutes.” Blake shrugs. 

“No, Blake. We’re five minutes late already. We can’t afford to be late for another minute. Now, let’s go.” Reece says sternly as we follow behind him going to the elevator.

The elevator was so full that I was standing in the middle of the elevator with Blake on my right, and Reece on my left. It’s so quiet in here, I thought to myself. The elevator’s slow, and there’s no elevator music to at least make things alive. 

I look around the elevator and hold back a laugh. Everyone has spaced out. Even Blake spaced out! I look at Reece, and I think he’s bloody lost it. He’s bobbing his head -as if listening- to music that isn’t there. I look away and got out my phone to send a quick text to Y/N. 

From: George 

To: Babe ❤

Hey babe! Good morning. I have a meeting today, and I didn’t want to wake you. There’s breakfast on the table if you’re hungry. Btw, I’m currently in an elevator and if you were here we’d probably laugh at all these people’s faces! Hahaha! Everyone spaced out (even Blake)! I’ll tell you all about it later. Love you! xx

Send.

“You’re so whipped.” Reece says with a light chuckle whilst shaking his head. I ignored his comment and put my phone back in my pocket.

Ugh this is taking forever! I wish I used the stairs. I would’ve been there on time. Plus, it’s a quick exercise. 

'ding’

The door opened and we’re finally here! Everyone was rushing out at the same time, even Reece and Blake. I wanted to do the same, but I guess God had other plans for me. Instead of being out in the open like Reece and Blake, I got left behind the elevator, because I got pushed furthermore in it. (a/n: like Taylor Swift in the video above.)

*

Seems like there’s always someone who disapproves

They’ll judge it like they know about me and you

And the verdict comes from those with nothing else to do 

The jury’s out, but my choice is you

Your P.O.V

I woke up to the 'ding’ sound on my phone. I look at it and see that it was from George. 

From: Georgeous 😂

To: Y/N

Hey babe! Good morning. I have a meeting today, and I didn’t want to wake you. There’s breakfast on the table if you’re hungry. Btw, I’m currently in an elevator and if you were here we’d probably laugh at all these people’s faces! Hahaha! Everyone spaced out (even Blake)! I’ll tell you all about it later. Love you! xx  

He made me breakfast? Aww, how sweet. 

I sit up and leaned on the headboard whilst typing a message to George.

To: Georgeous 😂

From: Y/N

Good morning, babe! I just woke up. Good luck with your meeting. Don’t reply to this message. I don’t want to disturb you. Thank you so much for breakfast! And I’m excited for the story you’ll tell me when you get home. I’ll be out with my friends today. Text you later. Love you! xx

Send. 

I get up, stretch, and do my morning routine. After that, I eat the breakfast George prepared and washed the dishes. I go back upstairs and charge my phone. Whilst charging my phone, I hop in the shower and stayed there for 10 minutes. After that, I looked for something to wear. 

It’s simple, but I didn’t want to dress up that much. 

When my phone finished charging, I removed it from the charger and put the charger in my bag. I always bring my charger with me. Hey, you’ll never know where you end up in. 

I walked to the nearest Starbucks to meet up with my friends, Gabbie and Anna.

They see me from afar, and wave at me. Of course, I waved back not wanting them to look like fools. “Hey girls!” I greeted them as I sat down in between Gabbie and Anna.

“Hey Y/N! So, I’m going on a date tonight. I don’t know what to wear!” Anna sighs.

“Wow! Okay. Where are you going?” I ask, not really knowing if I’m of good help.

“That’s the thing. It’s a surprise!” Anna crosses her arms and sips her drink.

“Then wear something nice. Not too casual and not too fancy or something.” Gabbie suggests. 

“Yeah, that could work! Let’s go, because knowing Anna, she’d stay there for a long time.” I chuckle.

“Hey!” Anna says as she pretends to be offended.

We got in Gabbie’s car and she drives to the mall. We arrive there and Anna immediately drags us to every store. After what seemed like a year, we took a break in an ice cream parlor. 

“So Y/N, how’s life?” Gabbie asks as she ate her ice cream.

“Yeah. We haven’t heard from you in months! What happened to you?” Anna asks with concern.

“Relax, guys. I’ve been great! I was busy with school work.” I say. Gabbie and Anna no longer go to the same school as I do, so they often ask me how I’m doing without them. 

“Ah, I see. What about that popstar boyfriend of yours?” Gabbie smirks as she nudges my elbow playfully. 

“George? He’s fine! He’s doing really well with his band. I’m really proud of him.” I smile. The thought of George being so passionate about something he loves doing is really inspiring. 

“George is great and all, but I hate to break it to you. He’s not really for you. I mean, you guys are a great pair, but I think he’s not right for you!” Anna says as I look down and avoid her gaze.

“I don’t mean to sound judgmental or anything, but he’s in a famous band and you’re just you. You live a simple life and he’s traveling here and there. He won’t have time for you. What if his band thing doesn’t work out?” Anna asks, “Let’s say you’ve graduated college and you’re working. Your job is your dream job. Now you and George are still together, but his band thing didn’t work out and now he doesn’t have a job. Y/N, I’m just looking out for you. His job is great, I have to admit that, but it’s not stable.” she adds. I didn’t say anything. I just looked away and tried to block them out.

“Anna, I get your point, but we don’t know what’s going on. We don’t even know George that much. We only met him once and that was when he was going away for tour. Let’s just support Y/N and respect her decisions. After all, it’s her life. But as her friends, we need to be here for her no matter what happens.” Gabbie says calmly, but I know she’s about to lose it. I look at Gabbie and mutter a little -but genuine- “thank you”. Gabbie just smiles in return. 

We finish shopping and I got some stuff for George as well. Gabbie brought Anna home first and then me. I thanked Gabbie for the ride and for defending me. She said it was no problem. I wave at her and walk to my shared flat with George. 

I open the door and put the things that I bought for George on the coffee table in front of the couch. I kick off my shoes and laid down on thee couch. Geez, shopping is tiring.

*

You never know what people have up their sleeves

Ghosts from your past gonna jump out at me

Lurking in the shadows with their lip gloss smiles

But I don’t care, 'cause right now you’re mine

George’s P.O.V

I got Y/N’s text a few minutes ago. I followed what she said and didn’t reply. After the meeting, the lads and I decided to eat lunch and roam around a bit. We decided to eat at Nando’s. 

-time skip bc I can’t think of anything is brought to you by 'Make Up’ by New Hope Club is now Vevo-

The lads and I are walking around the mall in silence, until Blake brought up a topic about exes.

“I suddenly remembered my ex.” Blake groans.

“Why?” Reece snorts.

“I don’t know. If any of you noticed, we passed by a group of girls who sounded like her. Y'know, a nagger.” Blake rolls his eyes at the thought. That’s true, though. His ex was an absolute nagger. Thank goodness he broke it off before it becomes worse. 

“Anais was nice and all, but it didn’t work out.” Reece shrugs. “What about you, George?” he asks.

“What? Oh, my ex? Y'know she’s where she’s supposed to be.” I simply shrug.

Reece and Blake look at each other with confusion written all over their faces. 

“Where?” Blake looks at me with furrowed eyebrows.

“In my past along with my other exes. I don’t care about them anymore.” I say. Seriously, they’re not my priority anymore. I’m sure they’re happy right now and my last ex probably hates me, but whatever. “I’ve got Y/N now, and I’m happy.” I add.

*

And it’s not theirs to speculate if it’s wrong and

Your hands are tough but they are where mine belong in

I’ll fight their doubt and give you faith

With this song for you

George’s P.O.V

After lunch with the boys, I went home only to find Y/N sleeping on the couch. I kiss her forehead and look inside the paper bag that’s on the coffee table. She got me some stuff that I need. I’ll thank her when she wakes up. 

I kick off my shoes and go up to Y/N and I’s shared room to change into something comfy. After changing, I walk back down and see Y/N wide awake.

“Hey babe” I greet and sit next to her.

“Hey.” Y/N says with no excitement in her tone. Oh no.

“What’s wrong?” I ask. 

“Anna told me this morning that we aren’t a good match. She said that you’re in a famous band and that you’re traveling here and there whereas I live a simple life. She kept on going and said that you won’t have time for me. She told me that your job wasn’t stable and that nothing will happen to you if your band thing doesn’t work out in the end.” she says in one breath. 

Wow. That’s a lot to take in. I take her hands in mine and look at her straight in the eyes.

“Listen to me. We’re a good match. Don’t listen to anything they’re saying. They’re trying to break us up. That won’t happen, because I won’t let that happen. And even if the band doesn’t work out, I’ll still find a way for both of us.” I assure her.

“Really?” Y/N looks at me with those Y/E/C eyes that I love so much.

“Really.” I smile.

* * * *

A/N: Sorry if the ending wasn’t what you expected. I did my best.

Lmao reblog if you liked it

[sohotthateveryonedied]

Young Justice: Darkest

- I get that he kidnapped him and all, but La'gann is being really mean to Kaldur. This guy doesn't need even more people telling him how much they hate him, like come on. Also proof that Kaldur was La'gann's idol. - The Terror Twins! Oh how I missed these psychopaths. But what happened to Tommy, though? Steroids? He's really beefy like when you put a bag of popcorn in the microwave until it gets huge and probably explodes. - Also Cameron! 

- I still owe him my life for helping Supermartian get together, so I can never hate him as much as the other villains. I actually don't think he's really all that bad; he's only in the bad guy gig because that's what's expected of him. I kind of hope someone gives him a chance and lets him turn things around, because he could make an awesome hero. - Btw that's Artemis in the Tigress costume, in case you didn't know. I do miss her with the bow and arrows, though. - Cam is such a perve. Stop before you get a restraining order. - I don't care what you say, for there is no heterosexual explanation for Bart showing up at Jaime's house at night to go spend some time with him in the desert. None. - By the way, the scene in which Bart drops in on Jaime totally parallels with the successive scene in which Mal surprised Karen for an impromptu date. Coincidence? I think not. - Appreciate your boyfriend, Karen. Seriously he's so nice, keep him forever. - Haha, Jaime is showing off for Bart. - "Top that, hermano." His voice sounded so rough and seductive right there, just pointing that out. - Headcanon that Bart does art in his free time. - "Its a bird! "It's a plane!" "No, it's a supervillain falling from the sky to come pummel the children and interrupt their date!" - My favorite thing: The concern in Bart's face and voice when he saw Jaime get frozen 👏👏👏 - Scarab needs some anger management courses. Honestly his solution to everything is to kill everyone in the room, and I'm not so sure that's too healthy. Get this bug a stress ball. - The Light has so many tricks up their sleeves there's no room for their arms. Kaldur is really fitting in great with them with his whole decoy thing. - Souvenir #15: Thingie - This is like when you leave home for good but then you want to visit so you sneak in through the window even though you still have a key for the front door but you're just like screw it. This is essentially what Kaldur is doing. - Sphere still trusts and loves Kaldur!!! Proof that pets are more loyal than people. - I can imagine Kaldur just soaking up all the warm memories and nostalgia when he's back in the cave for the first time in forever. Like he's probably remembering what happened in Homefront or he's thinking about when he first came to the cave. Just Kaldur and his fond memories with his friends.   - I love that it's so obvious how much Mal loves Karen. He's calling her beautiful, he's patiently waiting while she works instead of getting pissy like most guys would, he wants to take her on a bowling date like when they were kids, honestly Mal Duncan is a keeper. - Ray Palmer aka The Atom. You know I started watching Legends of Tomorrow, which features Ray as one of the main characters, and to be honest he's way cooler than I thought he was. - Ever since the beginning of the show that same video game remote is always on the coffee table in the living room, showing that when you live with boys you can never escape the mess. - Aw, Wolf is a sleepy pupper. - GARFIELD IS WATCHING HELLO MEGAN! BECAUSE HE MISSES HIS MOM ASDFGHJKL - Gar's room is so cute, like he's got posters for his friends and fellow heroes, a Hello Megan! poster, a photo of his mom, cute little dinosaur toys, videogames, and a boogie board. My baby is adorable. Especially because he did an unnecessary flip just to get the door, which is so extra. - Tuppence, why you gotta punch this baby in the face? - Aw, Conner misses his friend 😢. I've always liked Conner and Artemis' friendship. - Cam what are you doing that is your bestie. Did the bonding time in prison mean nothing to you. - Things that make me sad: Dick constantly blaming himself for everything and hating himself for it. - And now our latest segment of Tommy Terror and His Wacky Poetry. - Artemis must be so smug at taking down Dick like that, like I'll bet she would tease him for weeks afterward about how easily she was able to beat him up. - That punch though. I felt that punch in my soul. - Tragic and heartwrenching souvenir #16: The stupid bomb that blew up the team's house - What bothers me is that when I first watched this episode I was so happy that the bomb was a bluff, but then they just had to blow up the mountain anyway. It's like the writers wanted to lure us into a false sense of security before crushing our hearts. Not cool. - ARTEMIS NO!!!! THATS YOUR HOUSE!!! THATS SIX YEARS' WORTH OF MEMORIES AND SOUVENIRS AND MISSIONS AND FRIENDSHIP THAT YOU JUST BLEW UP!!! IVE WATCHED THIS EPISODE COUNTLESS TIMES AND IM STILL NOT OVER IT, NOR WILL I EVER BE OVER IT. - "Mount Justice is... gone." Ouch. - Did I ever mention that I love Mal Duncan? BECAUSE I DO. Look at him just digging through the rubble and then jumping into the water to save his friends. Mal is the real MVP. - I could probably write an essay that would consist of just a thousand adjectives detailing my intense heartbreak at the scene where Wally yells at Dick and they have their falling out, but I'll just use this to sum it up: 

- "The cave is-... was just a place!" That "was" just took ten years off my life. - Kaldur right now:

[falling-stars-and-open-scars]

Miserable (07/29/2020)

TW TW TW! Negative headspace/meanspo, TMI/somewhat graphic/period talk, etc. 

So, I’m undergoing my monthly subscription to Satan’s Waterfall (sorry tmi) and I’m not restricting or dieting or anything really. I haven’t for some time because I (like the dumbass I am) decided halfway through the month of July, that in order to TRULY start to lose REAL weight like I did in the beginning [10 or so pounds per month instead of the same 3-5 pounds over and over], I need to go back to what I was doing in the beginning [low carb/somewhat keto/somewhat atkins/eat about 1,200 cal, plus work, plus school, plus 15 minutes of Ring Fit occasionally, plus increase water intake to 64 fl oz or more every day]. 

BUT before I can do ALLL that, I need to get rid of all the high carb stuff in the house/double check the carbs in all of my low calorie foods I’ve gotten [list to come....eventually.....]. Which I have done while also trying not to bring any MORE carb stuff into the house....which is really REALLY hard when you’re super broke and it’s either “hey, we buy stuff for sandwiches or we don’t eat for the next 3 days straight WHILE we need to work those days....”

ANYWAY, tonight I didn’t know what I wanted for dinner (as usual) and was excited when I realized “Hey.....I’m a grown ass adult and I can have frosting or cake or both for dinner if I want!” My (drunk) boyfriend was on the couch with me [as we were playing Jump Force together (fucking hate that game, btw)] and I explained to him why my face/body language suddenly changed and how I was excited at the thought of having cake for dinner. He then says “I don’t need cake. * grabs and shakes my stomach* YOU don’t need cake. It’s true. Harsh but true.” And then proceeds to act like that didn’t JUST happen and that I’m supposed to ignore that and keep playing this stupid Jump Force game. 

Keep in mind, I’m on my period....I already don’t feel too good about myself. Then add onto the fact that during my PMS time a few days before the actual period hit...my best friend was over and she was wearing leggings that I thought were cute and, while I admired it, I felt really upset and jealous because I will never be her size......clothes will never look cute on me.....I’ll never be anything other than this fat ugly blob that I am. Even on the site I cam on, I see these GEEEEE---ORRRR----GGGEOUS [gorgeous!] girls on there and see that their rooms are full with 2,000+ people.....while I’m lucky to get 50 a show......

My point being: I’m already hating my body due to PMS and my period and other shit and then this happens....and what really sucks about it, is that I can’t explain it to him. I can’t explain how DEEPLY that comment hurt me. I can’t get him to understand because he’s drunk, so ofc he’s not going to LOGICALLY realize “oh sh*t, I just said the WORST POSSIBLE THING to my insecure girlfriend WHILE she’s on her period. This might actually trigger her to do something stupid and reckless or hurt herself somehow. Wow, I’m an asshole and I don’t deserve her.” [24 hour liquid fast started oh, and I have to work tomorrow so.....we’ll see if I pass the fuck out while driving or working...]

Instead...I get to put him on the list of people who’ve hurt me. Another sentence, burned into my brain, to remind me how I’m an ugly, fat, disgusting, undesirable, unwanted waste of space. All those things over so many years.....

“You’re not sexy, you’re just cute.”

“You’re pretty....for a BIG girl.”

“YOU’RE FAT” (best friend’s niece when I got onto her for behaving badly when she was like 5 -- which tells me that my best friend and her family talk about me being fat because I have SEEN and HEARD them talk about other fat people they claim to be friends with)

“Once I get my lap-band, I’m gonna start calling you fatty.” (My father when I was 18-22 years old)

“We could be together......if you were 180 pounds or less and actually cared about how you looked” (another male from my past)

But you know what?

It’s my own damn fault.....it’s my fault I’m this big and ugly thing. I want to change it, but I don’t do much to do so because I’m afraid of going too far. Well..........

I reckon I don’t care too much anymore. My body is already covered in scars, so it will never be flawless and beautiful again. I’ll never look as good as I did when I was 14,15,16,17,18,19 years old; not without surgery and makeup. If I can’t be beautiful, the least I could do is take up as little room as possible until I inevitably fade away. And deep down, that’s what I *really* want, right? To be able to disappear? To not take up space? To hide away?

To not be miserable.......

To not hurt anymore...................

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i have a job that pays 1300 a month, im 23 years old, no previous record. no credit. basically it would be my first insurance for a car. i live in minnesota saint paul, how much would it be? my sis says it might be like 300 dollars or something? if u need other info ill tell it thanks guys""

""Total cost of new car; insurance, tax, registration etc...?""

I am looking to buy a new used car (new to me). Currently I am driving a POS 1990 honda civic that keeps breaking on me. I have had it for just over a year and put more $ into than I paid for it. It is time for me to get a nice car now. I am aiming for a toyota celica in the early 2000's, $6,000-$8,000. I will be finacing it, and I can afford about $150/month in payments. I realise that I will have to get full coverage insurance (I have liability right now). I hear that is about $800 extra per year. What I want to know is how much is it going to cost me (roughly) to go in, get a new car, trade in my old one, pay taxes on the car, insurance, registration, everything that needs to be done. Obviously it will vary by car, state, situation...but ball parks are okay. There is no such things as too much info right now. I live in the north east if that is of any assistance :] Thanks.""

HELP! Insurance company trying to low ball estimate?

Back in April I was driving and a lady tried switching lanes and struck my vehicle. I immediately went to an auto body shop and got an estimate for the damage, they took photos and everything. I've been contacting her insurance and dealing with this for over two months... I had to send them the police report because the woman tried lying and said I hit her, so I had to prove she was at fault. They would never return my calls. Until I talked to the field adjuster. He then called me yesterday told me he got the estimate from the body shop which was one of their recommended shops, and was mailing me the check for the damage. However he failed to tell me the check he was sending was for $1000 less than the estimate. I don't agree with this, what do I do? I called and no one will call me back from the company Also, I own my car outright. It's a 2004 tiburon is excellent condition. The insurance company was giving me issues about me wanting the check sent to me. I plan on getting the damages repaired that are necessary but leaving what isn't and keeping the money that's left over. I'm not even making them get me a rental for the time I don't have the car! Please help The company is American family.""

Who has the cheapest auto insurance?

I'm about to come back from active duty overseas and I just bought a 2004 Ford F150 4x4. I'm 28 and havent had any accidents or driving infractions in the past 5 years. Which provider is generally the best to use? Thanks.

""California, pregnant, No medical insurance. What next?""

I am currently in England where I have medical coverage (NHS). I am an American and from California. I am having to move back to California, but obviously will not have medical insurance. What do I do? Can I still get insurance when I'm already pregnant? Can I qualify for medicare? How much am I looking at needing to pay? If anyone knows what happens when your pregnant in california with out insurance, that would be super. This is a family emergency which is making me need to move back. So please do not judge me because I am having to go somewhere with out insurance. Thank you.""

Can I get Sprint Insurance?

OK, let's say that I buy a phone for cheap on ebay or radioshack, can I still go to a sprint store and get insurance on the phone or do I have to buy the phone directly at the sprint store in order to get insurance?????""

""Which one is cheaper, car insurance or motorbike insurance ?

where can i find cheap insurance policy for vehicles ?

Does anyone know what insurance company in NJ has there policy start with the letter F ?

the policy number is F183941-4

Do you have health insurance?

if so, how much does it cost per month, How old are you? what kind of deductable do you have?? Feel free to answer also if you don't have insurance.""

Modified car insurance?

2000 mustang gt. Added cold air intake, exhaust kit, engine headers, aftermarket gps and backup cam, and aftermarket rims. Would an insurance company cover these?""

""Affordable, good health insurance in Georgia?

I buy my own health insurance. Currently I am being ripped off by Blue Cross Blue Shield! They suck and they are very expensive. Anyone know a better health insurance that is not too expensive? I am a 27 year old female that makes $300 a week (just got laid off to part-time)

What is good Car insurance in Atlanta?

I'm moving to Atlanta. What is a good car insurance to get and at a reasonable price. I'm not sure the whole breakdown but state farm was about the best price I could find for about 120 dollars a month and that includes renters insurance for about 10 dollars a month. Please tell me what insurance you have and the breakdown of it and how much you spend a month on car insurance in the Atlanta area. Thanks a lot

When should I apply for car insurance?

I've been a named driver on my boyfriends policy with the car being in his name for the past couple of years. Now he has a company car and I need the previous car to be insured in business class for my work, we've sent away the forms to the DVLA so I will be the registered owner. But I'm wondering, whether now it means our previous insurance covers the car which i'm still driving daily or not, so should I apply for my own insurance now for when the documents come back or wait until after I recieve the documents!? I'd hate the thought of being pulled over and getting points on my licence for not getting this change over correct! Thanks for any help!""

How much is insurance on a Chevy Camaro?

I'm 16, ill be on the car by myself. the camaro is a 1998, and in great condition. i have state farm along with my family so ill be on their plan, ive done the steer clear program and have good grades which both give me a discount! does anyone have an estimate of what is might be per month????""

What are the best cars for insurance?

i am a 17 year old male living in the u.k. so far the best car i have found is a 1978 austin morris mini. insurance is 1600. btw, cars like saxo's and corsa's are around 2500 for me. basically, does anyone have any ideas for cars. i have already looked at putting my mum as a named driver, but it does not make much of a difference. any help would be brilliant, thanks""

Does anybody know of a cheap insurance company for eighteen year olds?

I just turned eighteen and I'm looking for car insurance since what I'm paying right now is really high ( 290 for minimum) Everywhere else I look wants like 1000 dollars a month for minimum coverage thats crazy how can anyone afford that? Are there any good companies in specific for someone in my position?

Things that could lower my insurance rate?

I am most likely buying a 2001 ford mustang: -v6 engine, 5 speed manual 140,000k miles 2 seater it has a stage 4 racing clutch, its blacked out.. paint, rims, tinted windows, (headlights might have a tint idk tho) i am a sophomore in highschool, i have never received anything lower than a B, and my gpa is a 3.75. i want to know as many things that i can get done to this car in order to force the insurance rate down: iv heard of theft systems and keeping grades low.. but what else? i was thinking of getting a bluetooth? thanks""

How much should it cost to replace and paint a totaled bumper for a 98 honda accord?

My husband and I just returned home from the store in his car, when he noticed my car that was parked across the street had been crashed into on the drivers side bumper. Plz give me advice should i call insurance even though I dont know who did it, or should I just fix it myself. and how much will it cost.""

Do you have to pay motorcycle insurance all year round?

or just during the summer?

Ok I don't udersrtand why for car insurance!?

I add my own details on car insurance, no accidemts etc and my quote is 190. i add my partner as an extra driver with a speeding fine and it goes down to 152""

""I just turned 18 years old, how much do you think i will pay for car insurance?""

i just turned 18 years old, how much do you think i will pay for car insurance""

Someone hit my car with no insurance?

He backed out in a parking lot without looking and hit me. He caused some damage but he actually hit my car where I had a minor dent already and made it into a bigger dent. He asked me to not call the police because I figure he would get a huge ticket for driving without insurance, gave me all his info and $200 and promised to take care of whatever damages. I made him sign a promisary note. I'll get an estimate and contact him about it soon. Was this the right course of action to take or did I do something wrong?

""If you crashed your car into someones, how much would insurance pay out?""

Assuming the cost is 18,000, most of it being for injuries the other party claims to have (<1000 bucks in damage). How much would insurance pay and how much would i have to pay? No damage to my own car. No need for insurance after this because I dont think im going to drive again after hearing the cost.""

Regarding Auto Insurance Companies policy for DUI.?

I am in living in Northern California and my question is how long do Auto INsurance Companies keep DUI on your record. I have been told 7 years but our insurance companys says 10years..

Where can I get a great health insurance for a student?

Where can I get a great health insurance for a student?

Really high auto insurance rate question?

My son, who just turned 18, has a pretty extensive traffic record. Firstly he got a ticket for passing in a no passing, but he went on diversion and was clean for more than a year so is that off his record now? Secondly he has also been in 2 wrecks before, gotten arrested for possession of marijuana, and just today got a speeding ticket for going 63 in a 45(163 dollar ticket). currently the insurance for him is 190 a month which is five times higher than anybody in the family. So what should i expect the insurance to be now, and what are my options because this is a lot of money.""

How do i apply for medical insurance?

I live in santa ana orange county california. im 21 work part time and independent. what will i need?

Where can I find affordable health insurance?

I am 19, a smoker and I am currently not working but I have health issues and I need to find a health care provider that won't drain my bank account... Any ideas?""

What is the best life insurance for someone in their early twenties?

I want to ensure my mom & husband will have some money if I were to die early in life.

Jeep Vs Car Insurance?

hey i am a 17 male. i was just wondering would insurance for a jeep be cheaper then insurance on a car since you would be less likely to rally around a jeep, and other dangerous driving etc.. i am also wondering if a 2L jeep would be dear to insure for a 17 male, since it is a jeep. thanks :)""

Will simply getting an STI test raise insurance rates?

I was wondering if any doctors or insurance professionals know as fact if insurance rates will increase if someone goes to their primary care physician to get an STI screening, even if they test negative for everything.""

Whats the auto insurance company that gives you various rates?

There was an auto insurance commercial whose gimick was that they provided you with not only their rates, but the rates of their competitors...what insurance company was that? I haven't seen that particular thing being adverstised in a few months-and I cant remember what the company was...either geico, progressive..i cant remember?!!""

Insurance for 1975 stingray?

What would you estimate the insurance would be for a 16 year old boy with a 1975 stingray?

Will filing a claim for broken car window raise my insurance payments?

I woke up to a broken driver side window this morning and the first thing i do is call my insurance to ask if its covered. My insurance said it would cost 350 bucks to fix it and i have a 500 deductable so i gta pay out of pocket anyway. He scheduled an appointment for me to get it fixed at a local shop. Is this claim going to affect my rates?

How much would car insurance be for a 16 year old to drive a 2005 Ford F-150?

I live in Arizona, I want a red or black 2005 Ford F-150 crew cab. Im not rich, my dads just got a **** ton of money cause he never buys anything. Im trying to get him to pay for the whole insurance but i really doubt hes going to. So please help me out, tell me how much me or him is going to have to pay.""

How much is car insurance on two vehicles in hawaii?

We need full coverage due to still paying off cars. Plus about how much to send 2 vehicles over?

Can i sue auto insurance company without using a lawyer?

i was rear end by another car and his insurance total my car and paid me the book value of the car. i went to physical therapy for about four months. i took x-rays and mri. the mri shows that i have a dislocation in my lower back. but the insurance company has refused to settle me for my injury. my lawyer told me that i should consult another lawyer to sue the insurance company. some lawyers i met are not interested in the case. can i sue the insurance company myself? if so, how do i begin?""

""My boyfriend that has no insurance borrowed my car and got rear ended, will my insurance cover?""

I let my boyfriend take my car to go drop off his friend and he ended getting backed into by a truck and severely damaged my back bumper. Because it was on private property, the police couldn't do anything but observe us exchanging information. My boyfriend doesn't have insurance, but my car is insured. Will my insurance company be able to cover my damages, even though I was not present? This accident was the trucker's fault because he backed into my car, but this guy didn't even have an ID but the car was his family & supposedly it's insured. Please no smart remarks, I am asking because I'd appreciate some advice.""

Gerber life insurance company?

is this even worth doing has anyone ever done this...i need feed back and ideas i have a one year old little boy and i want him to have something to fall back on when he gets older, weather its college or whatever The insurance says they can cash it out for the premium. So should i sign up or just get him a savings account?""

I thought health insurance cost was going down?

This article says they are all going up. What happened to Obama caree? http://www.ctnow.com/health/hc-health-insurance-rate-hike-0914-20100914,0,5611833.story He promised me my family would save $2500 on health insurance. What happened?""

Insurance for young adults?

I can't seem to get all of my questions answered from my own research, so I've resorted to yahoo answers. My family lost my dad a few years ago, and with him we lost our insurance coverage. We currently receive social security. This stops once I graduate. Would I be able to receive any sort benefits (any sort of welfare, food stamps, etc) as a result of this? What about college grants? Also, my mom, sister and I don't have any health insurance. I want to apply for affordable insurance, but I really don't know much about it. How much would it cost, and what are my options? Thank you so much for anyone who takes the time to answer this, I really appreciate it.""

First time insurance on following cars?

im 17 and looking for my first car at the moment as i just passed recently. ive looked at a few but when i do insurance quotes on the net i get some crazy quotes like 5000 for a 2004 fiat punto 1.2. i no insurance is expensive for first timers and being a male, and 17, its even more. however all my frineds who have cars pay way less, eg my friend also 17 and first car has a 1.6L vw polo 1998 and he pays only 1,500 also another has a 2004 punto 1.2 and pays 1,700. another has corsa 2005 1.4 and pays about 2000 all above are fully comp and with them as first and only driver on policy. who is the best company for my age and experience group. also whatinsurance prices can i expecct for following cars, if you know or have one etc.. live in a good, low crime area and it will be garaged at night so insurance should be lower with this. corsa polo punto clio 206 fiesta all from about 2000- 2005 plates thanks""

""I'm looking for a sporty car with low insurance rates and preferably american made around $15,000?""

I'm looking for a sporty car with low insurance rates and preferably american made around $15,000?""

What is the best maternity insurance? ?

my husband and i are ttc and i am trying to find some maternity insurance for when i get pregnant. he cant apply for insurance through his work for another 5 months. so in the even that i do get pregnant, i would need insurance right away. we make too much to qualify for medicaid or any government funded insurance. ive looked at a few different companies but im wondering which is the best. monthy price isnt an issue, quality is whats important. thanks!""

Car insurance..please answer?

Basically my dad is paying 1600ish pound for an insurance policy, with me as a named driver on his car, that was a few months ago he got that, however now, if we was to do the same policy because we have had the car for a few months it would be 1100 ish, if my dad got a new car which he is thinking of doing, and transfered the insurance onto that (substituted it) but the car was a bit nicer and slightly more expensive to insure, would the price inrease because of the car, or decrease because im slightly older and insurance is getting cheaper for me""

Insurance on a crashed car?

Today someone crashed into my car, anyway both cars have minor damage but they're trying to say it was my fault and claiming on their insurance etc. etc. Anyway, i was just wondering if the price of insurance increases for a driver who has crashed, how long does it go up for and if they don't insure the car during that time (i may be at uni) Will the increased charges be saved for until they next insure the car?""

Where do I get insurance if I am a driving instructor?

Where do I get insurance if I am a driving instructor?

Someone hit my car with no insurance?

He backed out in a parking lot without looking and hit me. He caused some damage but he actually hit my car where I had a minor dent already and made it into a bigger dent. He asked me to not call the police because I figure he would get a huge ticket for driving without insurance, gave me all his info and $200 and promised to take care of whatever damages. I made him sign a promisary note. I'll get an estimate and contact him about it soon. Was this the right course of action to take or did I do something wrong?

What does employer sponsored health insurance means?

I know my company offers health insurance but dont understand what sponsored means. Also if I apply for a low income health plan through the state will I be disqualified because the company I work for offers health insurance. FYI the rates that my company offers are insanely high and I cant afford them.

How much is car insurance for a new driver?

How much would car insurance cost in BC in a rural area for a 17 year (new driver). Thanks

Insurance for additional drivers has shot up?

I'm 16 and looking forward to buying my first car, so a few weeks ago i saw that if i was the additional driver on my dad's policy it would only cost around 400. However i have tried a few recently and they all have shot up to 1500+!!!!! Does anyone know why? It's ridicuolous how much they are trying to charge me for first years insurance.""

Where can I find affordable health insurance?

My husband and I are both self-employed and need to find affordable health insurance. Neither of us has any pre-existing conditions, and are in good health, but we'll be trying for a baby w/in the year. I have no idea where to even start looking!!!""

Mexico and USA car insurance?

Does anybody know a car insurance company that has coverage 15 miles or so miles outside US boundaries? Thank you!

If a company is self insured (medical) that doesn't mean the company owns the ins. co. does it?

If a company is self insured (medical) that doesn't mean the company owns the ins. co. does it?

Why is my car insurance so expensive? Give me a GOOD reason why.?

I have my driving test tomorrow, looking forward to it, but car insurance for a car which is worth 200, the car insurance comes from 2500 - 4000. Why on earth does it come to this??!! Insurance companies are all sharks. No wonder so many people are uninsured.""

Can you help me wit this maths question please?

Greg sells car insurance and home insurance Car insurance 200 Home insurance 350 His basic pay is 530  And 5% of each car insurance sold And 10 % of each choke insurance He sells 6 car insurance And 4 home insurance What is the total amount of money Greg earned in may ?

Since the passage of The Affordable Care Act (0bamacare) how much have your health insurance rates gone down?

How much more affordable is your health care ?

Which type of ticket goes on your insurance?

I know a speeding ticket will show up on your insurance and cause it to be quite a bit more than it was, but do any other less than obvious types affect your insurance? For example, my town has a completely pointless ordinance in which their residents are not allowed to park their cars in the street between the hours of 2 AM and 6 AM, unless you call the police that night and let them know that your car will be in the street, and then they'll just ignore your car if they see it. Well, I decided to rebel and not call last night, so, I wake up this morning to find a nice (still cheap, luckily) ticket on my window. I didn't call because I have gotten away with it each time before, so I figured maybe they don't check my neighborhood. Go figure. But I just don't want my insurance going up because of this and I'm not sure if all tickets are sent to the insurance company. Thanks in advance!""

Ballpark figure on motorcycle insurance?

First please don't tell me to call my insurance agency, that's why I'm on here. I just want an estimate I'm 17, male, it's a 1999 cbr600f4, I don't want full coverage, just liability, I am on excelsior high honor roll at school, I took the msf course, I have had my moorcycle license for a year now, I live in upstate new york. And would be riding leisurely. Any guesses? How much do u pay, how old are you etc. Thanks!""

Can you have a separate car insurance policy for a different vehicle?

I am 18 and I am insured under my parent's policy for my main car. I'm really into cars so I wanted to buy an old Explorer or something as a throw around car to work on, but my parents would never let me put it on their insurance. I don't need collision or comprehensive, just liability insurance. Is it possible to be insured under my parent's policy for my one car and insured under a separate policy for a second car? I live in New Jersey if that makes any difference.""

Is it true it costs 6 thousand a year to add a teenager to your car insurance in michigan?

Is it true it costs 6 thousand a year to add a teenager to your car insurance in michigan?

""Can you help me-insurance, cars, and money?""

Okay, I'm planning on buying a car soon. My family is in a very deep hole financially, so I'm going to ask my grandparents to help me, because they are doing fine. I need a car to get to school, get to my current job on time, and have another job (along with 2 AP classes and babysitting!) I never ask them for anything, not that I've ever wanted to, so I'm really scared to ask them for this huge favor. I'm planning on paying them back for every single penny I borrow plus interest. So I want to know an idea of how much money I'm going to need to borrow. Okay, for insurance...I'm planning on buying a toyota yaris, matrix, or camry. Or a honda civic (perferrably hatchback). Or a volkswagon beetle. But right now, anything will do as long as its reliable. For a 16 year old, A average grades, living in KY, about how much would monthly insurance be? For payments, I know about 2000 for down would be good. But how much (about) would interest be on monthly payments? I'm planning on finding a car that is about 7000-8000 dollars. And lastly, how should I ask!? They know I'm mature and responsible, but I don't think they are willing to help me out. I absolutely hate asking for things from people, but I really need help so that I can help my family. So how should I do it? Thank you so much! :) I'll choose best answer!!!""

Do I need public liability Insurance ?

We are starting a service that matches companies to website designers. Its an online service. Theoretically there could be issue between the companies meeting through our service. Would we require some sort of public liability insurance to cover us for such issues ? or maybe some other sort of insurance.? regards Ashley

Do I need life insurance?

Hey, I'm in 7th grade and my advanced academics class is doing a project on what our goals and daily life will be after we graduate high school. The final part of the project deals with the management of taxes and insurance and stuff like that. I'm pretty sure I've covered everything I need to, except for one aspect: life insurance. I'm not exactly sure if I need it, because I don't really know if I'm actually going to have people dependent on my paycheck. Here's my lifestyle: I'm going to live in Santa Monica, California as an occupational therapist in an apartment with a roommate. My mom's family and my dad's family will most likely keep residing all the way across the country on the east coast, with my brother in college and my younger brother in middle school. I'm pretty sure both my parents are going to be retired at that age, but I don't know if they would really depend on my paycheck. Opinions?""

What is the cost of AAA car insurance monthly?

What is the cost of AAA car insurance monthly?

Why is my car insurance soo expensive!?

about a month ago i got a quote from Quinn Direct for 584 but i wasn't 17 yet so couldn't get insurance.. Now Quinn is over 1500 for my insurance and the cheapest i can find it is just under 1000 I will be taking my test january 23rd and getting insurance then.. Can anyone reccommend an insurance company that is good with teenagers and new drivers? Thanks

Is it against the law not to have car insurance in Illinois?

My friend just got her liscense but she doesnt have car insurance. She drives her parents' car, n the car insurance is under their name, not hers. But i also know that they do not hvae enough money at the moment to add her name to their insurance. Is this wrong? if so, how wrong? What would happen to her if she ever got caught?""

Where can i go with my insurance? ?

Hurt my knee. I have myers Steven toohey insurance. Do I just go to any hospital? Who accepts this insurance?

Can I change my auto insurance without extra cost.?

I just purchased a vehicle and had to get full coverage insurance. I have been with Safe Auto for over 6months. I changed coverage on 6-24. I have a bill due on July 11. I want to change to a cheaper insurance company would i be able to do this without more charges? Also would I have to pay the bill due on the 11th.

How to get low car insurance? ?

Hi I'm 18, and just reasantly passed my test about 4months ago. And think a 1.0 vaxhaull corsa is the cheapest and best first car that I can afford! Now, I was just wondering what is the cheapest car insurer? Is there any techniques or tips on getting cheap car insurance? Can anyone help?!""

My insurer wants to charge me a lot for canceling my insurance?

My insurance company (Kwik Fit) tell me that if I cancel my insurance today I will have to pay the normal monthly rate tomorrow as I normally would and then the charge of 67 to cover the cancellation. As far as I can see this means would pay for a month of insurance that I neither want nor need. Is this right? I have looked over my policy and on the pages referencing canceling my policy and they speak f chrages but do not say how much and it is also quite confusing.

I do not have regular health Insurance?

I regularly go for activities like white water rafting. Is it possible to buy cover for injuries from such activities on per event basis?

How much is teen insurance?

Typically how much is insurance for teens in general? For just an ordinary, average car? thanks""

Someone hit my car with no insurance?

He backed out in a parking lot without looking and hit me. He caused some damage but he actually hit my car where I had a minor dent already and made it into a bigger dent. He asked me to not call the police because I figure he would get a huge ticket for driving without insurance, gave me all his info and $200 and promised to take care of whatever damages. I made him sign a promisary note. I'll get an estimate and contact him about it soon. Was this the right course of action to take or did I do something wrong?

Cheap car insurance for 17 year old male?

I passed my driving test a few days ago and in two days i will have completed the PassPlus scheme. I was wondering if anyone knew of anywhere that i can get a cheap car insurance quote for a 1.2L 1996 corsa. Ive tried go compare, money-supermarket, confused... but the cheapest one is still just over 4,000! Quinn-Direct was 6,000! I am still in college and have a 2 jobs but i could never afford 4000 a year! I have heard of some places that have a rule that your not aloud to drive within certain time limits eg. 11pm - 5am. but i wouldn't be driving then anyway so that doesn't bother me. Any advice/tips would be appreciated, thanks""

Why is my car insurance quote cheaper?

My insurance ends this month so last week i just did a quote out of curiosity claiming i had a 1 years no claims bonus which i should get end of this month, which said it would be 10 cheaper. I did it last night but this time i put i had NO no claims bonus and it came up saying its 40 cheaper! I went for that one but does it matter that i havnt put in my bonus? I havnt got one yet anyway cause i needed to sort it out asap""

Which 1 is the best and Cheap Car Insurance?

Plz Help! Just bought a Car and Looking 4 a good Deal! :)

Do I have to call my car insurance?

What If I accidentally hit reversed my car and hit a wall and I want to fix my car... Do I have to call the insurance company to tell them what happened..? Or can't I just fix my car without my insurance company knowing..? I don't want my Insurance to go UP!

Do i have to have insurance?

i live with my parents. an my mom told me that our car insurance company says i HAVE to be insured, cause i have access to my parrents cars... can they do that?""

Can a 17 year old get insurance in his own name?

im 17 years old and my dad wont put me back on his insurance. can i just start my own/ If so whats a good cheap one to get liability on?

Which insurance license test is easier for California?

which insurance license test is easier for California? -Auto -Health/Life -Real Estate I want to get a license, but not sure which..""

Car insurance accepting no claims when not been on a policy for 2 years?

I need car insurance with a company who will accept my 9 years no claims from 2 years ago, does anybody know any companies who accept this??? thanks""

""Condo Insurance in Tampa, Florida Needed ASAP?""

Now that State Farm Insurance will no longer be providing home or condo insurance, does anyone know another company that has reasonable insurance? I am not necessarily looking for the cheapest but want a reliable one that will PAY if I actually have a claim!""

California low cost health insurance?

i need an innsurance with a low cost monthly fee.. i just need it for birth control. i dont want to pay full price it gets pricy please let me know of some good ones that you have experience with

Can I get insurance now that my wife is pregnant?

My wife is 35 weeks pregnant. I graduated from Respiratory therapy school this past spring. At the time my wife, son and I were on Medicaid. Now that I have a good job I make too much money and am going to get booted off Medicaid. Can we get insurance for my wife?""

How much is insurance and a Aston Martin?

How much is insurance and a Aston Martin?

Car insurance for teens. Do I NEED to be listed on my parents policy?

My parents have triple A auto insurance and I have recently gotten my drivers license. I have tried to research the requirements for insurance by law on the California DMV website and the most concrete statement I found was some numbers that cover various damages and injuries (DMV website is not working properly so I cannot look it up). My parents insurance obviously covers the basic and more. However, my parents policy states that Any relative that has consent of the owner to use the insured vehicle is covered by this policy - These are not the exact words as I don't have the policy on me, but it is pretty damn close. In the definitions portion of the policy, it states a relative as anyone related by blood, and some other stuff. I am my parents son so I am obviously related by blood, thus their policy coverage extends on to me when they give me permission to use their vehicle. I did not find ANY California laws that required me to be on the policy. i only found information that said I only need that minimum coverage which my parents policy does provide. We did contact triple A about this and they did not give us a reasonable answer. All they said was that they WANT my parents to add me because THOSE ARE THE RULES. Seems like they just want more money in their pockets. Can someone give some advice? Thanks.""

Best insurance for just passed driver?

i need insurance for my car its a small engine and everything, i'm female and 17, does anyone know the best insurance to get as i know it's very expensive! thanks!""

Which auto insurance is cheapest in new orleans?

Which auto insurance is cheapest in new orleans?

Which car insurance have you got the cheapest quote from for a 1.0 car?

my family is looking to buy a new car. My mum would be the main driver...my father the additional driver and me as another additional driver my mum has had her license for 15 years my dad has had it well over 30 years and i just passed a week ago any suggestions for the cheapest car insurance company ive been to gocompare but some sites dont show up any result....well quite alot frankly that i cannot go to each one individually to find a quote

How much does health insurance cost?

I just got a new job and I am about to enroll in medical coverage. I'm a healthy 29 year old male and I'm going to include my wife as a dependent. I know there are a few different plans, depending on deductible, etc, but I just want to get a ballpark figure on how much will be deducted from my checks. My wife suggests it will be about $150 a month, or about $75 per check.. Does this sound right??""

How much is car insurance for 18 year old?

How much would car insurance cost under Allstate in North Carolina for an 18 year old boy? I drive a 2003 Ford Ranger if it helps, I'm a safe driver and do good in school?""

How do traffic tickets affect insurance premiums?

So if you get a traffic ticket you generally get: a fine, driving school and it makes your insurance premium worse. Is this always true when it comes to the insurance? Is this a rule defined by the insurance or can something be done to avoid that insurance thing? The state is CA btw.. if that matters..""

I am selling my car and I have a suspended driver's license. What kind of insurance policy can I buy?

My driver's license will be under suspension until January 2014 and so I have decided to sell my car. What do I do about insurance? I dropped mine when I realized I would not be driving as a way to save money, but now that I want to sell the car I believe I need the insurance even just for someone to take a test drive. Are there short-term or reduced costs policies available in this situation? I would of course immediately not need the insurance once the car is sold, which could be very soon.""

Cheapest type of insurance for 17 year old?

iv heard of black box insurance but this doesn't appeal to me most? so what companies or types of insurance are cheapest??

Am I covered under my parents' car insurance?

I am sixteen years old and I will be added to their insurance soon, but in the meantime, am I covered if anything happens? The car is insured under liberty mutual and I do no not often drive their car, but I need to use it to get to school tomorrow. What will happen if I get into an accident with an insured car under my mom's name and not mine?""

How much will my insurance go up?

I was trying to merge onto the freeway when the lady in front of me made an inexplicable complete stop on the on ramp. I slammed on my brakes and rode the ABS down to about 15MPH when I hit her. Turns out she was on heroine, and CHP arrested her at the scene. The chippy's were really cool and said my situation was totally understandable , but said my insurance may not see it that way. (the damage to the crack head's car was minimal, and she was not injured) I'm not going to claim the damage to my car. I can fix it myself. So lets say with a little paint and body work, her repair cost is $1000.......how much will my insurance go up? I am 23, and have a flawless driving record until today.""

What insurance is needed in Texas to host a non-profit fundraiser?

I am in Galveston, TX and I am looking to host a large outdoor fundraiser for a non-profit organization. What type of insurance will I need to cover the event? Where can I look to find more details and how much does this insurance usually cost? Thanks!""

After tax and national insurance deductions how much would i come out with a month if i was on 14500 annual?

After tax and national insurance deductions how much would i come out with a month if i was on 14500 annual?

Someone hit my car with no insurance?

He backed out in a parking lot without looking and hit me. He caused some damage but he actually hit my car where I had a minor dent already and made it into a bigger dent. He asked me to not call the police because I figure he would get a huge ticket for driving without insurance, gave me all his info and $200 and promised to take care of whatever damages. I made him sign a promisary note. I'll get an estimate and contact him about it soon. Was this the right course of action to take or did I do something wrong?

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