#the chatfic

[fakemichaelsheen]

-the bookshop-

aziraphale: *enters*

gabriel, smiling: hey, your spouse went to get coffee

aziraphale, nods: right. okay

aziraphale: ...

aziraphale, realises: what? crowley isn't my spouse

gabriel, chuckles: yeah, they are

aziraphale, insistent: no!

gabriel, matter-of-fact: well, you knew who I was talking about so *shrugs*

aziraphale, panicking: that- I don't- it's irrelevant

gabriel, mutters: you're irrelevant

aziraphale, folds his arms: for your information, crowley and I are above such basic human social conventions. what we have means so much more than that

gabriel, sighs wistfully: must be nice having a spouse

aziraphale, huffs: *walks off haughtily*

gabriel: :D

-later-

crowley, returning with coffee: angel?

gabriel, appears from behind a bookcase, continues dusting: your husband's in the back

crowley, heads to the back room: thanks

[suzypfonne]

I think the *implied offscreen intimate shenanigans* trope would be so cute on GO.

Just like, Crowley and Aziraphale are called in from another room and arrive disheveled: buttons are mismatched, hair is mussed, and someone's pants are on backwards. I'm especially giddy at the thought of Aziraphale's eye-pencil-mustache being smudged all over Crowley's face, and them just trying to "act normal" in the worst way.

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Maggie: Mr Crowley, you have something on your cheek.

Crowley: I don't. *sniff*

Nina, snidely: And your trousers are on the wrong way round.

Crowley: Ngk 'S'stylish.

Aziraphale, with half a mustache: 😳

[kaiser1ns]

𝗯𝗹𝘂𝗲 𝗹𝗼𝗰𝗸 𝘅 𝗳𝗲𝗺!𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗲𝗿

╹synopsis :: texts with your boyfriend pt.3 (featuring nagi, reo, ness)

╹contents :: chaotic flow masterlist, fem!reader, sfw, nagi being lazy, reo spoiling you, and ness is a sweetheart

╹notes :: part 3 from the mini chatfic series ! hope you like it!

NAGI SEISHIRO

MIKAGE REO

ALEXIS NESS

©2024 kaiser1ns do not copy, repost or modify my work.

[imraespace]

-HOPELESS-

YUUTA X READER

smau ! | high school au | no curse au | chatfic. | completed!

: you, quiet, timid, shy, no friends but lives off video games, found interest in the school's new gaming club! but.. too scared to even approach the club's leader, yuji. your cousins, maki and megumi got the wrong idea, you don't like yuji.. you like yuuta!... if so, why do they try to get you and yuji together..?

CHARACTERS.

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1: STOP BULLYING ME.

2: OPERATION START.

3: PLANNING..

4: POSTERS

5: WHAT IS HAPPENING!!?

6: SHE LIKES HIM

7: NUMBER

8: FRIENDS

9: GAMING!!

10: YUJI!

11: RIKA EFFECT!

12: SAD AND JEALOUS..

13: ..YOU LIKE WHO..?

14: NEW OPERATION!

15: THE DATE.

16: THE SAD TRUTH..

17: NEW NEWS

18: CONFESSING

19: NEW PLAN

20: ..THE PROBLEM..

21: LUNCH.

22: THE SLEEPOVER PLAN

23: YUUTA!

24: SHOPPING!

25: .. WHAT I SAW..

26: TEASING.

27: WHO AM I?

28: BEFORE THE SLEEPOVER

29: THE SLEEPOVER.

30: AW! LOVE!

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00: TOGETHER!

00: HAPPY BIRTHDAY YUU!

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[xiaolia]

UNHINGED MESSAGES! ft. scaramouche / wanderer !

pairings. scaramouche / wanderer x gender neutral! reader.

warnings. vulgar language, dickhead ( affectionately ) scara bc he's mean but still very loving. he's also kinda soft + death threats (?) he called reader "my girl" once.

synopsis. a bunch of unhinged messages between you and your mean yet affectionate boyfriend scara.

note. gonna post this before going to swim lolol, ill post my pinned post & masterlist later! hope you enjoy this < 3

reblogs are very much appreciated

[twildflower]

[reginaldsbitch]

regina ig pt. 1

[copepods]

having a bad day so to distract myself started making a college au chatfic. wilbur wants top surgery and hijinks ensue. i dont know where this would go from here but it was a fun distraction and i think it is at least a little funny

part 2!!!!

[bestfriend123]

YURI BLAST. RAAAAA

[emberwritesinsight]

POV you found Shiori's post-Ohtori Tumblr account (shoutout to the ohtori dashboard simulator post by @transmascutena big inspiration)

🪽sparrow-lady-in-waiting Follow

Buying yourself flowers and pretending they were sent by a secret admirer is self-care~ ✨

#girlblogging #lana del rey #coquette

🪽sparrow-lady-in-waiting Follow

Anonymous asked: Oh so that's what guidance counselors are like when you go to Catholic school

😭 THAT WASN'T EVEN THE GUIDANCE COUNSELOR, I DON'T KNOW WHAT HIS TITLE WAS. THE GUIDANCE COUNSELOR WAS SOME UNHINGED MIDDLE-AGED WOMAN WITH INDOOR SUNGLASSES AND A RIDING CROP

#ask #not to dox myself but do not go to ohtori academy #do not let your KIDS go to ohtori academy

🪽sparrow-lady-in-waiting Follow

Who gave her the right to be so disgustingly pretty? Looking at her makes me sick.

🪽sparrow-lady-in-waiting Follow

You all think I'm exaggerating but I'm not. I get physically sick. I feel like I'm going to vomit out my own heart.

#vent post #also stop telling me to go to therapy #my last therapist convinced me to attempt murder

🪽sparrow-lady-in-waiting Follow

Who gave her the right to be so disgustingly pretty? Looking at her makes me sick.

#vent post #she has so many pretty clothes she never wears because she doesn't NEED to #she's wanted no matter what #meanwhile i've had this dress for weeks and been afraid to try it on #because i keep picturing her telling me it looks good while trying not to laugh

🪽sparrow-lady-in-waiting Follow

Almost cried while getting a manicure because it's the closest I've come to having someone hold my hand in months, how are you all doing

#vent post #yearning post #god... i need to be either kissed with tongue or sedated whichever one is easier #on the bright side my nails look great

🪽sparrow-lady-in-waiting Follow

I need to go here...

#girlblogging #coquette #fairycore #ugh i want wings so bad

[scorchieart]

Budget Cuts

Leon: Alright, how about this one?

Chevalier: ...No.

Leon: You didn't even read the whole thing.

Chevalier: I have read enough to know it requires major revision.

Leon: Okay, fine. I can maybe cut back a few orders for the kitchens in Spring, but you'll have to answer to Yves when he—

Chevalier: Not that. Line 39.

Leon: Ah, yeah. That... It's a minor condition.

Chevalier: It does not belong in the budget plan.

Leon: It's just for one day. It'll fly by.

Chevalier: I refuse to comply.

Leon: It's your civic duty as the Second Prince to comply with the wishes of the citizens of Rhodolite.

Chevalier: And since when have the citizens of Rhodolite wished for this?

Leon: The Boys™ and I conducted an end of year survey. One question was: If you could demand one act of community service from any prince next year, what would it be?

Chevalier: Was it multiple choice?

Leon: Free response, actually.

Chevalier: Did Clavis "assist" you in your data collection?

Leon: Listen, you should be honored. And that wasn't even the top pick. But Sariel made an executive decision to veto that one. Didn't represent domestic values, or something.

Chevalier: What was it?

Leon: Jin Topless Tuesdays.

Chevalier: And yet, this was deemed adherent to "domestic values"?

Leon: Give me some leeway here, Chevalier. I'm letting you keep your bit about constructing fifty new bee sanctuaries across the kingdom, even though they pose zero military advantage as far as I'm aware. Aside from maybe stinging invaders.

Chevalier: Having additional sources of food along the journey decreases the need to overpack at the start. Additionally, the honey invigorates soldiers without risk of sugar crash.

Leon: So that's how Luke convinced you.

Chevalier: You need to revise your proposal.

Leon: You need to learn to be a team player. There are only 10 days left till the budget plan is due.

Chevalier: Meanwhile, I am counting down the days until I am crowned king and can veto any ridiculous suggestion that exits your mouth.

--— 11 days later —--

Townsperson 1: Hey, is that... is that Prince Chevalier?

Townsperson 2: Mhmm.

Townsperson 1: Wearing a giant, adorable, fluffy tiger costume?

Townsperson 2: Mmhmmm.

Townsperson 1: And handing out chocolates and terrifying grimaces to the children?

Townsperson 2: I think those are meant to be smiles?

Townsperson 1: This is why I voted for Topless Tuesdays.

Jin + Clavis: Psshhh! Speak for yourselves. *high-fives*

[fakemichaelsheen]

-give me coffee-

crowley: *angrily stirring his coffee*

aziraphale, arms folded: *looking away from crowley*

jesus, sitting between them, awkward: um, did crowley mention-

aziraphale: oh, it's first name terms, is it?

crowley: I don't have a surname, you idiot. what's he supposed to call me?

aziraphale: well, it doesn't matter to me. do what you please

crowley: don't worry. I will

jesus, fed up: oh for my sake, don't you see what's going on here?

crowley & aziraphale: ...

jesus: in case you haven't noticed, there's going to be a war. and this *gestures* is just going to have to wait. I didn't come back just to be your marriage counsellor

aziraphale, scoffs: we're not married

crowley, scowling: yeah and if we were, which we're not, I'd want a divorce

jesus to nina: yeah, could I have a glass of water? I'm gonna need something stronger than coffee

[notabraincellinsight]

chatfics are so much fun, sometimes i do just need to live in a world where the jane prentiss attack in s1 of tma was avoided because jon offered to do her nails instead and they had a slumber party about it. a world where a groupchat with the avatars solely exists to shit on elias. put away the tragedy and trauma for a few hours and imagine everyone being friends and nothing hurting

[zestys-world]

I've been having some fun with this website.

[jellyshoes-fandomfolk]

Isat Chatfic

*Siffrin has added Isabeau, MIRABELLE PLUMS, Odile, Bonnie and Petronille*

Siffrin: Hi.

Bonnie: Wtc

MIRABELLE: What is this?

Siffrin: Groupchat.

Petronille: Why?

Siffrin: Because. I’m lonely and it’s 2 am

Bonnie: go bother za

Siffrin: No

And plus he’s on here

Isabeau: hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

MIRABELLE: Hi!

Petronille: Good change why are ther so many is

Isabeau: idk bc its fun

MIRABELLE: Yeah :)

Siffrin: So this is the groupchat

Bonnie: Weres Dile

Odile: *Where’s

Isabeau: Ther you are Madame

Odile: Rejoyce.

Petronille: ok these names are boring hold on

*Petronille changed their name to Nille*

*Nille changed MIRABELLE’s name to Mira*

*Nille changed Siffrin’s name to Star*

*Nille changed Bonnie’s name to Bonbon*

*Nille changed Isabeau’s name to Za*

*Nille changed Odile’s name to Hardcover Book To The Head*

Nille: That’s better

Hardcover Book To The Head: Why is this my name.

Nille: Remember when you hit Siffrin in the head with a book

Threatened to but still

Hardcover Book To The Head: …Fair point.

Star: omg tysm Nille

Nille: Why

Star: My name i like it

Nille: ur welcome

Bonbon: Why do they get a cool name

Nille: It fits with how much he talks about stars

Mira: with that logic, Petronille’s name should be having a lot of hair.

*Isa changed Nille’s name to Long hair enthusiast*

Long hair enthusiast: I know where you sleep Isabeau

Isa: Oh change I’m so scared

Star: Yes ok we get it, you think you’re edgy

Long hair enthusiast: AFTER I GAVE YOU THAT NAME

Long hair enthusiast: THAT’S IT 

*Long hair enthusiast changed Star’s name to wannabe edgelord*

wannabe edgelord: BLIND YOU WOMAN

Hardcover Book To The Head: Siffrin, with all due respect, leave cursing people out in other languages for when we’re actually awake. I want to partake, I can’t if I’m half asleep

 wannabe edgelord: Fine

Gn ya’ll

Isa: gn sif

Mira: Goodnight!

Long hair enthusiast: night

Bonbon: gud night

Hardcover Book To The Head: Goodnight.

*Isa and five others went offline.*

[xiaolia]

SOFT MESSAGES ft. xiao

pairings. soft! xiao x gender!neutral reader.

warnings. ooc xiao, he's a softie in this one + reader gets angry and doesn't wanna make him mad.

synopsis. just a bunch of soft messages between you and loving your boyfriend xiao.

note. it's been awhile since i have ever posted anything and since it's my birthday, I'm spoiling you guys rn with soft xiao for dinner.

reblogs are very much appreciated