#the comedy gold though the comedy

[pseudowho]

Find it odd when someone blocks me, then unblocks me, then blocks me, then unblocks me

Oh! What did I do wrong? Oh! What did I do right? Oh! What did I do wrong? Oh what did I--

[fruitypieq]

I really do love following people who hate each other. I'll see some shit like "STOP POSTING ABOUT TAYLOR SWIFT SHE SUCKS SHE IS THE WORST" followed by someone else reblogging 5 Taylor Swift gifsets in a row

[meiloorunsmoothie]

the comments on jeremy jordan videos are funny

[bleh1bleh2]

Bonus:

[madebypointlesswords]

Merthur shenanigans after Arthur returned pt.4

Arthur's first time at Applebees: Merlin: Welcome to Applebees, would you like apples or bees Arthur: bees? Merlin: HE HAS SELECTED THE BEES! Arthur: Wait- Employee: *reaches for a jar of bees, violently shaking it* Arthur: WAIT-

[thyandrawrites]

Look, I'm a Ego hater but even I have to admit that his dynamic with Nagi and Reo is super funny.

He's not the one to pick them for blue lock, Anri is. Right off the bat, he has a deep dislike for their style cause it represents everything Ego is trying to destroy about Japanese soccer. Every time they make a play that goes against his philosophy, Ego is right there, ready to point it out. Most of the time Ego's dishing out criticism about a player that's not in the right mindset, you can circle back that criticism to Nagi or Reo even if it wasn't about them specifically. Thematically, they exist within blue lock as the duo that contradicts Ego's ideals to give Ego more room to explain his philosophy, and he hates them for it. Oh, his contempt runs deep.

He makes no secret of this. He tells Nagi to his face that he's a "self-proclaimed" genius but he doesn't understand his own ego yet. He all but calls Reo a fool for choosing a soccer he's not the protagonist of, and basically tells him he won't make it far. He tells them both he "has no interest in" players like them.

...

You'd think, there's no way they're not a team Z then.

No.

He puts them in a team V, the highest stratum. You know. Where the better players are. The same guys he asked to fuck off on day one.

(it's so funny. I can just picture him comparing stats and letting out a disgruntled sigh when it dawns on him that he has to acknowledge them in any way. Very wet cat of him)

The story goes on. Like cockroaches, they keep making it alive selection after selection, and even though Ego doesn't particularly favor either of them, he has to keep them around.

He puts them in the blue lock eleven.

He hates their soccer.

Nagi becomes a fan fave.

Ego can't get rid of them. They exist specifically to torture him with the gay pining Ego thought he'd left behind in his youth and that's hilarious

[halftheworld-away]

WILL GAO as TAO XU in HEARTSTOPPER SEASON 2

[the-ninja-legacy-whip]

wait so if lloyd dies while [redacted] and void are still in play the same exact overlord comes back with all of his memories but just wearing green and gold

Overlord: *kills Lloyd* Finally, I’m free!!!! So long, suckers…..!!!!!!!

Two seconds later-

Overlord: ….DAMMIT!!

[knific]

tropheesy for the poor...?

you mean for the RICH?

[doctorrrmobius]

Hey, Mobius, I wanted to ask a question. So I got kidnapped into big M.T. by the crew, you know how it is. They said they lobotomized me, you have the brain. The usual, I think?

Here's the issue, I'm a first gen synth. I don't have a brain. Who's brain is that in that tank? Not mine!

A first-gen... huh. Well, who's brain is in that tank? I honestly forgot. There are so many loose body parts lying around this place. The place is basically a biological minefield. How would they even mistake you for human? What's in the head of a synth, if not a brain? Gears and springs? Maybe they put a real brain inside you. Whatever the case is, your not-brain should be fine! Unless it was damaged, in which case you're a little S.O.L. And by that I of course mean SYNTH OUT OF LUCK! HAHAHAHAHA!

Did you get it? It's funny because it's a play on the phrase "S.O.L.," which means, emph, pardon my language, "shit out of luck," but in this case, it means "synth out of luck!"

Aaah, I crack myself up.

Good luck now!

[marinecorvid]

god the tea party scene in guardian signs at the resort (before the Societea reveal) is the funniest shit ever. every time ben talks about how we’re about to go off to fight the pinchers and protect articuno and they’re like Wow that’s incredible… it’s amazing that people so young are doing such important work… if we come across anything that could help you well let you know… as if we don’t damn well they will not be doing any such thing. AND there’s like a half second delay on their responses to Ben so it really gives We’re just :) so happy for you :)))) absolutely seething with rage

[deus-ex-mona]

flashtag ✨ignored✨

[frogspawned]

pet peeve is when a story tells us something is aberrant, but it seems to matter more about who does the behavior than the behavior itself. rorschach in snyder's watchmen isn't going too far; we watch nite owl and silk spectre ii snap necks and arms with gleeful, loving abandon, in slow motion no less, while they lecture the audience about rorschach's violence. heroes frequently torture the plot contrivance out of a villain and then moralize to the camera when the villains do the same. indominus rex's killing spree doesn't shock or appall me; all the jurassic world dinosaurs act like mindless killing machines, and the camera lingers, rapturous, on their cruelty. it's not an outlier. there's nothing interesting about it beyond as a set piece.

in a better script, the indominus rex would have had pathos; a chimera made for entertainment, for profit, stitched together with no regard for itself and placed in a lonely box. a freak among freaks. of course it would be mad. but the film wasn't interested in it as an animal, or a character, only as a moving piece of scenery for people to scream at or breathe tensely while it can clearly smell and reach them but doesn't, because it isn't a character and doesn't have motivations.

it's just sort of boring, i suppose. it tries like all other empty drab things do to cover it with bombast and roaring and soaring brassy scores but it's just sort of dull. a sprawl of nothing.

conversely peele's nope is a transcendent monster movie, imo, because it thinks about the the whys and hows, how jean jacket perceives the world, how the world perceives her, and lets that shape the narrative as much as jupe or emerald or gordy. they consulted biologists and behaviorists, digging into the meat of it. the creature as a camera as an animal as a device. nope has layers. it takes its own insane premise seriously, and has something to say, and is a goddamn good movie. i forgot where i was going with this.

[personinthepalace]

Chris Bean is definitely not salty about not getting any Tony nominations

from Nancy Zamit’s takeover of the Tony Awards instagram

[politelymenacing]

Jamie really did not need to fall over with Roy when he first gets on the bike. Like, he was fully standing on the pavement and only supporting Roy's hips.

[theiravshade]

Forever salty that MGM didn't give us SG1 blooper reels.