#the coolest rocks

[grapeagata]

I love vulcanos so much!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I could see pictures and watch videos of vulcanos and about vulcanos and see vulcanos in person and research about them and talk about vulcanos and igneous rocks for the rest of my life and be happy. Like actually they're so pretty and eruptions are so pretty and incredible and and and I'm in love (with the vulcanoes) also like vulcanic ash is so fun and cool and toxic I love it??? Can I get married to a vulcano is that a thing???? And eruptions also make lightning and thunder too and it's Awesome???????

For real if I was on a date with someone on a vulcano, I would straight up ignore them and pay all my attention to the vulcano, they're so good (the vulcanoes). Like, when I die, I want my body to be thrown in a vulcano, there no better final resting place. And Honestly? I was born in the wrong generation, I should've been born like, 640,000 years ago to see yellowstone erupting.

I have to visit a vulcano someday, I'll explode if don't I think

[cringethursday]

My physics professor just told the class the wildest story from when he was in grad school about building a high voltage unauthorized Tesla coil with the ability to kill a man

[b4kuch1n]

glorioso from last years twitterin

[veveisveryuncool]

i remembered kataang and then i cried because i love them so much.

[jimmorrisonfants]

The Last Shadow Puppets cover of Leonard Cohen’s Is This What You Wanted (2016).

[chimpanzeedotcom]

can i be your friend if im cis

Some of my best friends are cis

[meetmeinthesandbox]

[froody]

do you have a kickass middle name for the name angel? baby naming websites are being transphobic (giving me stupid names)

ok. here it goes. sorry for the Puritan inspiration here there’s a 17th century ghost guiding me on this naming journey:

Angel Mercy

Angel Wrath

Angel Just

Angel Damned

Angel Freelove

Angel Agony

Angel Gray

If that wasn’t the vibe you were going for, you could also contrast your kick ass noun first name with a more understated and traditional middle name, perhaps something historical or of sentimental value like your mother or grandmothers maiden name or the first or middle name of a historical or literary figure you enjoy. Angel Hayworth, Angel Alessandro and so on.

[rocknrollflames]

This gorgeous bastard is torturing me.

It actually hurts.

He's painful.

My new favorite Izzy hat. ; D

[anixplosion]

LOONEYBIRD

[streamxsoniksubway]

[plaguedocboi]

Whats the coolest animal you've ever found while flipping logs/rocks? For me it was probably a Smooth Newt I found under a log in Kindergarten.

I always really enjoy finding spotted salamanders

[sweetpaintedladie]

Jeff Beck with his pink Jackson engraved by Tina Turner, the only payment he asked of her for appearing on Private Dancer (1984)

©️ Michael Putland, 1985

[cartwheelapple]

i love drawing glenn he is so fucking cool

[deadmomjokes]

For anyone interested, following up on that preschool dance time incident, I have finally put together a playlist of my child's (current) favorite songs.

I have, over past few months of building this list and in the past few days of pruning it of old tracks she's not into anymore, asked her the name of each song, the artist, and what she thinks about it. These are her responses.

Time of your life by the band singer called Greeeeeeen Day SHHH NO DON'T TALK THAT'S MY SONG I WANNA HEAR IT!!! *sings along with shocking accuracy*

Middle by Jimmy in the World I think maybe it's about a roller coaster, and you have to be patient too. 'Cause see, it says "It just takes some time," so now you have to wait, and be patient.

PAIN by 'Magine Dragons I'm a freight train named PAIN! So this is my song. ^_^

Gimme that Fire OOOOOOEEEOOOO by.... um... i don't know this guy You know, you should not touch fire, it's HOT. Also, don't say gimme, you can say please, that's more polite.

Polaroid by 'Magine Dragons *too busy singing along to offer commentary*

Here Comes the Sun doo-doo-doo-doo by I don't know, that's a singer but probably I don't know their name I think that's about how it's okay, so don't worry. See? 'It's alright.' So it's alright!

It's the Hotdog Song! by It's Green Day too! This one is really called Polly Anna, but its picture is a hotdog on the music website on the computer, so it makes me think of hotdogs. I think this one is for being optimistic! *thumbs up* YEAH!

Record Player by Um.... It's the guys that sing it, and a girl sings it too What is a record player? Why did she dyed her hair green? 🤔 Oh, he says he's in the elevator, I like to go on elevators too. 😊

Be Careful by I don't know who sings that, I just like it because it says "be careful," and it's good to be careful. It's a dramatic song, so you have to do a dramatic dance. Like BALLET. *the most dramatic ballet dancing you've ever seen*

BONES by That's 'Magine Dragons, too. I think I like 'Magine Dragons a LOT. Magic isn't real, but this is a being determined song. *muscle arms*

I don't know what this one's called, but I think the band is Green Day, because it sounds like that. This one's got the big drums that are really loud, and that's why it's a rock song. I like rock songs, they're DETERMINED.

Am A Mess by A. J. R? He maybe needs a bath if he is messy... [see also] I like that funny whistle sound.

Astronaut in the Ocean (that's a rap song) by *shrug* That's really silly, because astronauts go to space, not the ocean. I think he needs a spaceship instead. Maybe he's lost and that's why he's in the ocean instead of space.

The Stick Song by Um... Mama? Who does sing this one? Stick is not a season-- the seasons are like winter and summer-- but it is a fun song. *proceeds to do a tappy kicky dance* [see also] You should probably not drink alcohol-- some people like to drink it, but it can make you real sick in your brain and your tummy-- so I think he needs juice instead. Maybe his friends will bring some for Christmas.

Shotgun by That guy also sings the other song we heard in the car, and he has a deep voice that is ~calm~ It must be hot where he's going, because he says 'hot sun' a lot. But what does "feelin like a someone" means...? 🤔

Daylight by The Guy Who Sings It It says 'running from the daylight,' but the daylight is just the sun, and you can't run away from the sun because it's all over, so maybe he just likes to stay inside until it is night. Yeah, that's what that means.

Paint the Town Red by Lady Rap Singer There is a part with a rap- a girl rap singer, because most rap singers are boys but she's a girl- and she says UGH like something is yucky. I like that part. But why does she say UGH?

SUNYOOF by ???? It is called SunROOF, but it sounds like he says sunYOOF, so I call it sunyoof. And we have a sunroof in our car, so I like this song in the car the most.

Cruel Summer by Taylor Swift I don't know how the summer is crool, but that's just what it says. [see also] WHAT? Blue is not a shape! *thinks* My body is shaped like arms and legs, not blue....

Liddle Bit of Sunshine by One-Re-Public, that's also who sings the song Counting Stars Mama, when it says SUNSHINE you gotta open the sunroof because it says 'throwing up the shade for a little bit of sunshine," so you gotta let in the sunshine, okay?

Young by Miley Cyrus *also too busy singing along with shocking clarity to make comments*

Antee Heeeero by Taylor Swift I don't know why she says she's a monster on a hill, because she's just a girl.

The one with the deedle-ee-deedle-ee-dee-dee guitar thing by *still busy playing air banjo* I think this one is about being patient, because he says he's gonna wait, and that takes a LONG time. And it has a good harmonies, that's the part where it's like a duet, only lots of guys sing so it goes "ooooooo" together, and then the guitar thingy goes like *kicking and flailing* like that!

I think she's got a future in writing music reviews, js

[jimmorrisonfants]

(1967) The Doors - Light my Fire