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"Would it really be that appealing though? I guess under certain circumstances but like...eh?"
#Demon of Heaven | Vegito (Main V)#dash com#the fusions don't know how that would be#love is foreign to them about themselves
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Day 46: Doom (Sonictober day 17)
Another Fusion au drawing oops forgive me....
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#amy rose#shadow the hedgehog#amy rose daily#sonic#sth#sass fusion au#fusion au#sonic fusion au#rubia the hedgehog#I don't actually know how Shadow's doom powers would work in the fusion au yet#I wanna finish sxsh gen first#please donate!#sonic fanart#sonictober 2024#don't tag as ship#day 46
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me internally: shaking like a chihuahua sniffling and crying like a wet noodle of a man trying to explain how important and how influential hesse's novels have been to me to the extent of changing and probably saving my life when i was a teen, having enormous impact on my art and my relationship with it in general, on my spirituality, my gender identity, and my perception of love
me externally: haha gay
#i mean i do love to joke about how hesse writes gay shit as the next homo on tumblr#but i'll be the last one to reduce his novels to just homoerotic (sub)plots even though they Are important and they Are laced with crack-#like where do i even begin to truly get into what it means to me.#i did a book college project where i painted 6 illustrations with quotes and shit as an ode of love to n&g#(and also an illustration for the famous egg quote...)#i had incorporated Abraxas and the duality/fusion of Mother/Father concepts into my own personal religion#my worldview my vision of human nature my purpose as an artist and what art and creation is to me#that shit was so so personal in my formative years and it goes even deeper but im afraid that would be too much to go further#i also had ocs who were embarrassingly tied to hesse's novels#oc who had an Incospicuous mark of cain... they're still in my old sketchbooks#i was real deranged about it and still kinda am and me rereading n&g reawakens this almost forgotten past .... haha.#i have an (incomplete) physical collection of his novels on my shelf sorted by date#and i still after all these years don't consider myself smart enough to read the glass bead game but some day...#today you're involuntarily exposed to user impmansloot's cringe lore. tomorrow? who knows#i must embarrass myself once in a while on the internet or i'll explode#txttag#hermann hesse
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Was supposed to be going to bed, but then I noticed that someone had been spelling Gwaine's name Gawain and Gawaine all over the Wikipedia page for Merlin characters and now I apparently have a mission.
#Why was I on the Merlin characters page? I honestly don't remember#His name was spelled right for his section#but everywhere else it was Gawain this and Gawaine that#I get it - you know 'official' Arthurian legend#But there's literally an episode named after him#there is 0 ambiguity about how you spell his name in the show#which is also useful because it means that we don't get him confused with other versions of Gawain in tags#I also think it's a dumb spelling but that's not the point#Maybe he got rid of the a as a tribute to a goat that once taught him history#you don't know#oh wow... that fusion must exist somewhere right?#Although I can't see him as Galinda#but a fic that used that plot point would be great#If it had been changed to Gwalchmei I probably would have left it for the lulz
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Atrophy
Having a SIGNIFICANTLY better time! also i had to go scroll though my blog because I couldn't remember if I talked about Lucidity and his evil gay polycule here yet. I thought i did but i wasn't sure. and then they made me make and eat dinner
anyways perceive him again. look at him. ooo ahhh pretty man
No longer looks like a hobo. Probably helps that he's actively taking care of himself.
Uses Dream's signature weapon still
Actually quite likes himself, but also takes himself way too seriously sometimes
disrespect can result in anger or just a moment of utter confusion. what do you MEAN you don’t respect me?? (Nightshade is the only exception. but only because he knows Nightshade is doing it because he loves him)
Quite spiffy, I must say. Actually bothers to look presentable. Probably amenable to letting Nightshade pick out clothes for him, SOMETIMES. Not every day. Not every day Nightshade. put those away.
probably still wears stuff Nightshade got for him on a semi-regular basis, whether Nightshade says something or not
also since he doesn't absolutely despise the two that fused to become Him, he has no issues with looking like either of them. Some days he dresses more like on than the other.
Switches between Ani's charm and Obsidian's iconic necklace. Would wear both at once, but isn't sure how to do that without it looking weird.
Still kind of emotionally constipated. Nightshade’s gonna bully him (lovingly)
May or may not still have particular affection towards Jasper. If yes, I am fascinated by the implications. Also that probably means whatever is going on with Entropy and his version of Jasper is probably much deeper and possibly more concerning than it looks.
It's notably easier for him to come to a balance that lets him summon storms. he's totally normal about that. nightshade is also very normal about it.
some of the bits at the end i'm pretty sure hasn't been shared in the discord server yet. so. oopsies? there was another thing i was going to add to it, too, but i don't remember what it was now...oh well.
Atrophy is more affectionate than Shale, but has a harder time opening up than Lucidity. So he's like. moderately emotionally constipated
Also, Shale is very violent and rough, whereas Lucidity is generally more gently and chill. This makes for a very interesting combination when he’s doing stuff like, oh, spending time with Nightshade, trying to get Nightmare to stay in the manor with them…that sort of thing. Fighting’s more or less the only exception.
While he’s generally chill about the fusion thing, he still would like to un-fuse. But it’s more of a “Hm. Things were more fun when there were three of us.” Thing that absolutely despising both ‘halves’ of himself, and by extension his entire existence. Having said that, Lucidity and Shale would probably be amenable to fusing again; especially with how powerful they were
although the entire polycule is very curious if Lucidity and Nightshade could fuse
In regards to Nightmare, Atrophy is generally a lying bastard. Some of his promises he does somewhat intend on keeping. He promises to make sure no one will ever hurt him again, and that, if he can manage to unfuse, Nightmare and Lucidity can stay together prettty much forever. He promises that they’ll all make sure Nightmare never wants for anything again, never has to be on the run again, so on.
The thing is, Atrophy’s idea of hurting Nightmare, in this context, is only physical harm.
Mental/emotional harm by manipulation? Nahhh that’s not real (he knows it's real. But he’s pretending it isn’t, around Nightmare). Subtly/gently coercing Nightmare into doing something he doesn’t actually want to do? Well if he really didn’t want to do it, he wouldn’t have said yes at all <33
He’s way too good at getting most of the desired reactions out of Nightmare, which is a combination of Shale being a manipulative little bastard and Lucidity having known Nightmare their whole lives. He would also let Nightshade gently push Nightmare into doing something
Fortunately (?) for Nightmare, part of the reason Atrophy’s trying to get Nightmare to say yes instead of just going ahead and doing things is because of how often Shale avoids doing certain things because Lucidity would be upset. Particularly in regards to Nightmare.
“Having some fun” with Lucidity’s childhood friend was never worth losing his boyfriend such a useful ally
Unfortunately, Shale’s influence is why Atrophy is pushing in the first place
Nightmare keeps freezing up instead of running when Atrophy tries to get him to stay at the manor. Cross and Error are slowly becoming Nightmare’s only reason for staying away; even if they’re not right there.
It still got steadily worse as Atrophy managed to get Nightmare alone more and more, but that also meant it was becoming increasingly clear to Nightmare that Atrophy did not like Cross and Error. At all. Like. Nightmare is genuinely afraid for their lives.
If he ever does start to cave, he’s going to make Atrophy do a few things for him before he comes to the manor.
Nightmare knows there’s several people in the manor who can’t leave, because Shale (and presently Atrophy) won’t let them. Nightmare needs to be able to leave when he wants, for whatever reason.
In no way can Atrophy be a reason why Cross and Error get hurt. He can’t hurt them himself, he can’t get someone else to do it, he can’t lure them into danger or danger to them, or anything else. Not intentionally, not as a ‘suggestion’, not a ‘ohhh nightmare said I can’t hurt Cross and Error. Be a shame if something still happened to them wink’. Nightmare tries to cover as many possible loopholes as he can, but he’s afraid he’s still missing some.
Atrophy has to prove to Nightmare that he can be trusted. which is going to be quite difficult. Especially since he’s hesitating to agree to Nightmare’s terms now that Nightmare told him to prove he can be trusted :3
Champ is SO confused for a while. who is this??? Why does he smell like Lucidity but also Shale but also not quite either??? What is going on where's his human*
Atrophy is just as affectionate with Champ as Lucidity was, which most of the rest of the manor is quietly snickering about. what was that about not liking the loud husky, Shale?
Also, since Atrophy's status as a fusion means that, technically, Lucidity and Shale do not exist while he is here, he kinda misses them. Which is a really weird feeling. He is them, but he also feels like some of the people he loves are Missing.
he expresses this to Nightshade, who bites his lip and goes "i wasn't going to say anything, but. same. it's a shame I can't have you and dream and obsidian at the same time." and then does an over-dramatic sigh
atrophy thinks this is very funny
*he's not human but y'all know that already
#Lucidity/Shale/Nightshade#Atrophy fusion#Nightshade is having SO much fun with Atrophy#he's the only one#no one else is having a good time#nightmare is having the least good time#and cross and error don't even know how to help him other than try to stick with him closer if they happen to be in JMV#which for some reason still isn't working. no matter what they try#nightmare is about to glue himself to at least one of them#maybe both if they're cool with that#cross wants to kick Atrophy's ass but she's not stupid enough to try to fight the guy who can summon fucking THUNDERSTORMS#especially since he's 1/2 Shale#and that's not even to touch on the destiny bond bullshit#error and nightmare still have to hold her back sometimes. even if atrophy hasn't done anything *really* bad yet#he's apparently been getting a little too friendly with Nightmare. to the point that Nightmare is starting to fear for his safety#and if that mother fucker lays his hand on her friend *one more goddamn time-*#(atrophy would not hesitate to kill her. and even if they don't know it for sure they *definitely* suspect that to be the case.)
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Periodically I'm reminded of that ask imagining what characters from other media outside of Fate/Type-Moon stuff, and remembering that I have several Fan Servants who, outside of figuring out what Class they would be, have at least some level of personality I've made for them.
#my post#for example: I made a Macbeth Fan Servant who's a fusion of both the historical guy and Willy Shake's depiction#and he *H A T E S H I M* so much because of it#(and yes he and Obe would 🤝 over hating Willy Shakes lol)#or how Oichi is seemingly the ''normal'' one between her Nobu and Katsu#then showing that she's similarly unhinged as her siblings#and I have like. a handful that are concepts made into Servants#(like Atlantis or the USS Eldridge)#and again I don't really know what skills to give them beyond like. basic Class specific passive skills.#the only one that I have that I actually have some gameplay ideas is Ame-no-Uzume
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monster high ocs save me
save me
save me monster high ocs
#yes it's indeed for a my candy love high school life au#but it's even more fun because i'm creating it with my friends :3#my oc is a ghost from haunted high who usually hangs out with river stixx and before she was sort of friends with kiyomi#at this point she's really introverted so when kiyomi started getting popular she distanced herself a little#she has no pupils because scarah also has no pupils and i think it's such a cool design element so i'm giving it to my oc lol#also i had the idea of her being human then being bitten by a vampire and then (idk how) becoming a ghost#she's not a fusion but yk how in haunted there's zombie ghost and vampire ghost? that's my logic#now as for her going to monster high... i'm not sure yet if i want to include the OG characters or if I want the story to be it's own#maybe i'll keep them#and so after the events of haunted i think she would usually just hang out in the attic of monster high lol#as for her being a ghost vampire- if i don't keep that then she's becoming a banshee and yes i know she's similar to scarah in a lot of#aspects but eh i'm having fun with it :3#but this ghoul would be OLD because imagine being a vampire and THEN a ghost???? I don't think she would be as old as drac or cleo#but certainly old lol#also as a vampire no she was not part of the court and listen when she finally attends MH she would be SHOCKED to know the vampire queen#has returned lol. Or maybe thanks to Scarah's blog she would know.
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here's a concept for a fusion thing ig.. they're completely batshit and exist only to annoy the everloving hell out of the jack pack
#it's rough as fuck and that grates at me (i have a compulsion to COMPLETE things)#not putting this in the main tags. it's very au-y and situational and all of that cl-- codswallop.#they're also actually fucking tall (like i think around 6'11”-7'1”????)#i don't actually know where this'll lead#but i'm thinking. canon divergence around the time shadowtrap gets released#lots of fuckery and then they fucking MELT together and out twirls this asshat.#imagine if the eclipse in deck 13.5 was like a lunar variant. this - by default - would be the solar variant#they're half their own person and two respective quarters of clap and shady. it wants to stay fused (and so does shadowtrap. at first)#but they're also UNSTABLE AS HELL™ and anything that can go wrong for the vault hunters 99.9% of the time WILL GO SO VERRRRRY WRONG#their components are also kinda amplified here!#if claptrap was annoying; he's insufferably infuriating. if shadowtrap is vengeful; they're insanely spiteful.#and they KNOW how the other five treated clap like shit. in retaliation he raises absolute hell and they have to bob and weave around every#little obstacle he sets down.#the ONLY things setting them back from breaking out are their components trying to up and split#| [ aaaaanddddd tag spam break!! ] |#i might tag this tho....#/ fusion!au#- gijinkatrap#<- although it's not exclusively a gijinka au! i might do a “canon” ver. soon!!#- velveteen pen-scribblings ]
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*blows a kiss to my computer* this one's for you, Aldith Sereda Wilhelmine Aeducan, kinslayer & kingmaker
#dragon age#more vague shit about my cracked au in the tags#if I got a nickel everytime I was instrumental in crowning a king I'd have two nickels#thinking about my multi-warden au and its gotten way out of hand#might seperate the tags into a coherent post at some point#In this au all warden origins (with some changes) live and make it to osagar - Mahariel is the 'canon warden' so to speak#Aeducan and Brosca escape the deep roads together bump into Bodahn and Sandal and head south with them.#Hereswith Brosca is her new second by default#“There is not a dwarf in Orzammar not born into a Darkspawn siege – this war is in our blood as surely it will be in the stone when we die”#let's be real this blight never ended for the dwarfs - start numbering them infront of dwarves and you'll get spat at girlie#just because the darkspawn stopped bothering you surface chumps doesn't mean they stopped for the Stone's sake#Aldith supporting Bhelen's claim to the throne for Hereswith and so he owes her one#this au I'm never going to write is ridiculous though - I've practically co-opted the Wit from RotE -I mean in my canon playthrough also oo#Amell in this is a Blood Mage/Spirit Healer and I have decided to fuse a the spirit of Valour and the Desire demon at Redcliffe#tempered by Amell to be Sacrifice rather than Conquest - canon who I don't know her?#Oh and Aeducan is literally a Spirit Warrior because I think it's pretty dope concept - she also becomes Queen of Ferelden btw#learning things through the song - of wardens long fallen to the taint#you know the fereldens would jump at the chance to hold something over orlais#and how better to do that with a marriage alliance with the only legal producer of lyrium? Loghain weeps with joy from his grave#I've decided completely against canon to make Cousland a warrior/mage fusion bc it's a lawless wasteland meet my Templar/Battlemage#is she /you know/ fade sensitive?#Surana is a shapeshifter/arcane warrior/entropy mage - man cannot conjure anything for shit#crows (actual birds not zevran) love him - templars fear him#Reaver Beserker Mahariel ankle deep in a Morrigan romance#Vunora Tabris is also here with Slyfoot the wolf
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I started watching Steven universe for the first time and boy??????? It's so freaking good?????????
#tell me why i burst into tears when pearl says ANYTHING#also if pearl and amethyst were human they would be on my tremor list#but they aren't so sadie (and maybe connie who knows) will have to do#i also love lapis so much#i actually really love the metephor for relationships that fusion is#the way malachite directly contrasts garnet in how they're held together#im only a few episodes into season 2 so i don't know much story wise (except for big things lol) im excited to see the things i do know in-#-context
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Hey Zoe, how are you? I just came here to ask, do you have any sketches of what it would be like to unify Marigold with the Bee and Cat Miraculouses, like we had in the original series with Bugnoir? (Note: like a "Goldnoir", lol)
Y'all know I don't looooove fusions, but this was interesting to do.
#drawing long hair vs outlining long hair RIP me#my art#sl art#marigoldxmaotif fusion#marigold#maotif#marinette
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honestly if super bowl had the lyrics ~i'm~ hearing they would take away the idol status from skz for too much obscenity the second it came out
#i'm actually wondering if they know what they did there and how the lyrics sound if u don't pay too much attention (double entendres aside)#i mean 'ah the shit's so bossin'? 'bitch be looking like fusion'??? 'scrolling through your feed just to me cooking you up tonight'?????#'i'll assist all your fetishes'?????? 'I'LL DO IT AGAIN FOR THE TASTE OF CUM'?????? LIKE WHAT#i would pay real money to get an honest answer from Chan if any of that was intentional or it's just my APD + libido acting up#SKZ#they yap and they yap
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For all the things this fandom refuses to believe and chalks up to John's lies, the thing that baffles me to see so many believe without question is the idea of Perfect Lyctorhood.
Guys. Guys, there is no Perfect Lyctorhood.
Or at best, if there hypothetically could be, it's nothing we've ever seen. Paul is the closest thing and I know a lot of you would not consider Paul perfect. John did not achieve Perfect Lyctorhood, and it wasn't even his idea to claim he did. A quarter of NtN extensively details that he didn't.
The old Lyctors didn't know what Alecto was. John definitely told them more than he would have liked to, because of course she doesn't lie and is too obviously inhuman to hide it fully. But if they knew everything, Mercy wouldn't doubt that Alecto ever had a genetic code; she would know she didn't, or that any genes she might've had were made from John's own blood and bone.
Because they didn't know what she actually was or what actually happened (foreshadowed too by Mercy's "if you had lied about anything else" lines, when actually he did), they drew the wrong conclusion. They assumed something different in his process allowed Alecto to persist. But we now know the truth is that Alecto was simply too big to consume. She didn't die because she was already limitless. This will never apply to another human. But he lets them believe their conclusion because he thinks it's better and easier to talk his way out of than them figuring out the real truth.
It does remain possible that Anastasia and Samael were genuinely on the cusp of that breakthrough, but I honestly doubt it. That was another conclusion drawn by the Lyctors as a follow-up to the previous wrong one, and when John answers, he visibly hesitates. It feels like he's once again going, "....Sssure, yes, let's go with that." I don't know what Samael and Anastasia WERE on the verge of. Maybe they would have become gestalt like Paul, and the possibility of just one dying was why Pal begged Cam "don't look back", and John was afraid of the power they'd achieve (could Paul have greater thalergy than a normal Lyctor?) and/or of just the others seeing a different process and getting mad at him.
AND/OR, ACTUALLY? Especially if their attempt was one of the earlier ones (around the middle rather than the end), but even if it wasn't: I think a Paul situation has a STRONG possibility of being exactly what happened. John's most outright lies are usually the ones other people tell that he just nods along with. When it's from himself, if it's not feigned incompetence, he usually goes for half-truths and misleading truths. He says Anastasia panicked halfway through and if he hadn't stepped in they would have both died. I think it's very possible that John panicked halfway through as he realized what they were doing, and that it's genuinely true they would have both died— in the same way Camilla and Palamedes both died, to create someone new.
And we know how much John hates change. How desperately John needs to keep his specific people close. What are the odds he was so afraid of losing both of them and being left with a new person he didn't know, couldn't predict, and couldn't easily control with them having a whole Lyctor's power and maybe more? Especially if Cyth and Loveday, Cassy and Nigella, Cyrus and Valancy, Ulysses and Titania, maybe even G1deon and Pyrrha— if any others hadn't undergone the process yet, and there was a chance they'd see Samastastia and decide that was the path they wanted too. If he thought this meant he might lose all his friends instead of only the less favored half.
Either way, though, based on everything we know, there is no simple soul swap that results in dual immortality. Even John and Alecto involve a fusion of megasoul. "You and she are one." (This is also likely how a seemingly real facet of John could talk to Harrow in Alecto's dream.) And we've seen through NtN, the soul longs for the body. The body longs for the soul. A body housing a different soul doesn't last long, even when those souls ARE semi connected. A body even temporarily renting space to a foreign soul is a massive strain, like Cam carrying Pal.
Lyctorhood inherently involves death and consumption and acting against nature. It is the indelible sin. It's possible that Grand Lysis avoids that sin by making it about mutual death, about giving instead of taking, but it's still bittersweet at best. I highly doubt we're going to see a perfect solution that fixes everything, at least via more necromancy, because that's not the kind of series this is. It's messy, beautiful in its flaws, embracing the understanding that life is change and things can never be exactly as they were, and can rarely be exactly what you want, and letting go and moving on are necessary parts of life eventually.
Don't misunderstand! I do think Gideon will either be resurrected (perhaps the last true one ever) or there will be another way for her and Harrow to happily be together. In Gideon's case, there was nothing natural about her death, and the decision to say "no" is a rejection of the system that led to it.
I just also think the odds of rewriting the laws of life and death entirely are more likely than Lyctorhood But With No Consequences. It always has consequences. There is no Perfect Lyctorhood, but there's something good on the horizon, whatever form it takes. After all...
"There are more worlds than this. Come with us. We are the love that is perfected by death, but even death will be no more. Death can also die. There's still time, Ianthe. Time for you and for Naberius Tern."
#the locked tomb#tlt analysis#tlt theory#atn theories#lyctorhood#john gaius#alecto tlt#tlt paul#griddlehark#gideon nav#harrowhark nonagesimus#ntn spoilers#htn spoilers#tlt spoilers#alecto predictions
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Lars of the Stars spinoff wish list:
The current synopsis, for reference later on:
"Steven Universe: Lars of the Stars explores the past, present and future of the universe. The sequel follows Lars Barriga, eternal teenager and space outlaw, as he and his pirate crew smuggle contraband, evade the authorities and uncover the darkest secrets of the fallen Gem Empire."
This is just a personal list of things I would be interested in seeing, even If it would (tragically) debunk my precious headcanons and OC riddled post canon universe:
I would most like this to be set post SUF, tbh. I feel like it Will be, given the line "fallen Gem Empire."
TV-14 rating like Fiona and Cake was so there's a smidge more leeway in the topics they could explore, and to what Depth they can be explored. Also I want Lars to say at least One swear, lol.
Fluorite's components would be fun to see! Perhaps they have to unfuse for a recon mission, or something.
This may finally be a good time to do the plotline with Rhodonite's components and her OG Morganite. Maybe she gets kidnapped by her original "owner" and has to be rescued?
I would love for Lars and crew to be a shining light towards all numbers of fusions and mistreated Gems who are still caught under the rule of Era 2 sympathizers who haven't yet conformed to new Era standards.
Re: the above, I just want to see more juice on what old Era 2 elites are thinking in this new Era. Which ones are begrudgingly conforming? Which ones are ready to throw a coup?
In fact, who got elected to be Homeworld's new leader? How are they doing? Are Gems listening to their authority, or are they struggling to keep the peace?
I am VERY curious to know what "smuggling contraband" means in the context of this show if it IS set post SUF, as... what kind of contraband are they stealing that would be illegal to the new Gem leadership? Perhaps they're stealing from old Homeworld elites Robin Hood style, or something. Or... perhaps the new Gem leadership itself gets hijacked by old Era 2 sympathizers and they have to push back on that.
It would be interesting if one of the crew happened to leave mid show because they found a genuine calling somewhere else, and someone new joined the gang in their place. Specifically, because I'd love to see how a new personality meshes with all the other characters.
More Padparadscha content where she isn't always the butt of the joke- the comics did a nice job at finding ways to make her ability very useful to the plot, so more of that in this show would be cool.
It would be cool to see more twinned Gems like the two Rutiles.
I kinda feel like a Steven appearance is unlikely bc I don't know if Zach Callison is down to be involved, but he COULD show up in spirit through Stevonnie. That would be cool for a midseason "event" episode.
It would also, of course, be nice to see the Crystal Gems again. If they make any appearance, I have to imagine it would be in a bombastic season finale.
Hessonite, please. Bring Hessonite to the main show.
I'm sure I will think of more things later.
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You knooooowwww... >.>
The only difference, technically, between a school in the Zone? And on Earth? Is the American government won't recognize your Zone diploma...
Not accredited. But like..... I'm JUST SAYING? If you didn't try to pass your school off as some Big Ivy League type? Pulled the "oh yeah, you'd never have heard of it, it's local." And the COMPUTERS say it's legit?
How many people will dig deeper?
If you legitimately have the knowledge, you legitimately have the knowledge. Not YOUR fault you left out the whole "extra-dimensional" part. It makes folk nervous! And nervous folks get stabby.
So like? If you were ALREADY planning to "Move" as you euphemistically put it? Talked it over with your VERY concerned folks and friends? Who do NOT like the look of the steady but concerning rise of Anti-Ghost Powers That Be? Who finally put their foot down and reminded you that you are a TEENAGER and it's NOT your responsibility to fix the world?
Well...
Fuck those guys, I guess. You'll miss the old house, but Team "Taking our ball and going literally anywhere else" makes some good points. Why ARE you putting up with this?
And honestly, you've never SEEN your dad have so much fun. Him and the Reality Realtor just sorta... Vibe. Himbo to Himbo communications. Smatters of advanced physics. Fudge. It's great.
They move the portal. Collapse the old one in a way that makes it impossible to recover or recreate. You... kinda don't want to ask. They had that "mad scientist glint" in their eyes.
And while everyone's checking out brochures to different realities? You? Head off to the nearest College. It's the Zone, so technically you could go to any of endless billions. But you'd like your education some time this century.
Cue! Danny Fenton! Entering?
Academia's wet dream. A sprawling CITY of a college. Where the classes are on EVERYTHING and the price is FREE. People have Obsessions okay?? They NEED to teach. Debate and discuss! Study! Right papers and read them! It's been going on a while! And what happens when you find a subject that's NOT covered?
YOU COVER IT!
It's like if New York was a College. Good fucking luck find the dorms. Sleep on the floor like the rest of us, you casual.
Danny was Not Prepared ™.
He loves it though.
Classes on aeronautics next making the perfect sandwich, shoved next to historical basketry, stacked above alien slam poetry. But only on Tuesdays! Ever shifting. Breaking his Fenton Born Adhd in to a fine PASTE to be smeared upon bread. Happy mental stimulation chemicals go Brrrrrrrr
If it wasn't wildly inappropriate, he would LICK IT to claim it as his then wrap around it and gaurd like a territorial cat. He thought he HATED school! Turns out he just hated high-school. College though? College, or at least ZONE College, is fuckin AWESOME.
He's sit in SO MANY random classes just cause.
Picked up and dropped them at a whim. When they no longer sparked joy. He's been a flighty bitch and for once? No one CARES. No one says "you HAVE to commit and stick with this FOREVER once you choose this" and? It just? It's so FREEING! He's learned so MUCH!
He's probably gonna come back!
Which? Is how a deeply, DEEPLY weird aerospace engineer from supposedly bumfuck NOWHERE, end up working at Wayne Industries. He's.... a lil crazy behind the eyes. Ha ha... CONCERNING ™!
Dude sleeps on the lab floor. Has weirdly spotty knowledge. Can be an unprecedented genius one second and not know who the current president is the next. Doesn't know what DAY it is. Forgets to eat. Tried to make a fusion reactor out of the break room toaster before Sandra from accounting distracted him with pictures of her cat.
It's like he wanders through life blissfully unaware that he is both terrifying and about three seconds from killing them all. Then FUCKING TRIPS because he forgot to tie his shoelaces again.
Who hired this man?
WHY!?
I mean, we KNOW why. Probably to put him on a watch list. But? He's like a terrifying murder puppy! Built like a tank! That's stoned out of its mind half the time. And have you HEARD his college stories? That CAN'T be legal. Was this guy raised in a cult!? Aaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!????
@hdgnj @legitimatesatanspawn @babbling-babull @dcxdpdabbles @hypewinter
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hello!! I just wanted to say I love your writing and I loved the unofficial hype squad fic soooooo much >< I had a very specific req for a fic. I was thinking how would the bllk boys react if they heard us speaking another language(bilingual reader) (also maybe hindi cause I'm Indian but if you want to do any other language it's fine). It would be even better if they weren't aware that we were not japanese/other nationality. I don't rlly have a specific set of charas but if you include rin that would be great!! Lots of love and have a good day🫶🏻
thank you sm!!! and thank you for the request 🫶 i’m not bilingual, so if there are any inaccuracies, i’m sorry!! have a good day as well 💛
when they don’t know you’re bilingual
bf bllk x bilingual!reader
itoshi rin
-> an authentic indian restaurant opened in your town, which was practically unheard of. considering how small your town was, you only ever saw traditional japanese and maybe a fusion place pop up every now and again
-> you were the first person in line for the grand opening, practically dragging rin behind you as you rushed for the seats with the best lighting
-> “wow!” you gasped at all of the familiar artwork. your father did a lot of work in india when you were a child, so you attended most of your elementary school years there
-> when the waitress appeared, you ordered in perfect hindi. her eyes sparkled, entire face lighting up. “no way! you speak hindi!” “my dad worked in india when i was young!” she beamed at you. “your accent is amazing!”
-> meanwhile, your pouty boyfriend sulked, feeling extremely left out. he knew you spent a few years in india, but he didn’t know you still spoke the language
-> with your orders finally placed and the waitress’s number now in your phone, rin narrowed his eyes at you. “you never mentioned you speak another language.” “well, i spent several years there. what did you expect?” “i don’t know. i never really thought about it.” “cutie.”
bachira meguru
-> bachira knew your mom spoke english, but he thought it was only for her work. he didn’t realize that she was a full-blooded european, making you half-european and bilingual
-> he was struggling with his english pronunciation and asked you if your mom would tutor him, to which you raised a brow and asked, “you do know i’m fluent in english, too, right?”
-> bachira stares at you. you stare back at him. he slowly slides his days of the week homework assignment over to you. “fly-day?”
-> you spent the next few days teaching bachira about the english accent and showing him how to introduce himself. most importantly, you taught him how to ask where the restroom is
-> when he received an a on his assignment, bachira made you promise to never speak english when talking about the days of the week ever again. wednesday ptsd is real
karasu tabito
-> he’s got a thing for intelligent sounding people. when you take a call with him in the room, speaking in fluent french, his eyes turn into hearts
-> “i didn’t know you speak french,” he mentioned when you returned and plopped into his lap. you laughed and ran your fingers through his hair. “i was born in the city of love, baby.”
-> though he doesn’t really understand, karasu likes it when you speak french to him. even if you’re saying random words like “raspberry” or “twenty-one” he’s head over heels
-> “is french your first language?” he asked, and you giggled at how intrigued your boyfriend was at this newfound discovery. “i swear i mentioned it before. i have a french name and everything,” “you have another name?! you must be a secret agent or something.”
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