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Jake Seresin Masterlist

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DISCLAIMER: all work posted here is purely fanfiction; it does not in any way purport to be an accurate representation of real life or the general workings of any institution.

MINI-SERIES

Flyboy

Jake gets called back to TOPGUN the same time you’ve been granted a sabbatical from work. He invites you, his purely platonic best friend of years, to live with him for 6 months and you accept. Just two best friends kicking it back for 6 months in San Diego, Fightertown USA, right?

Mini-series - complete

Flyboy universe one-shots / blurbs / baby blurbs / ask - ongoing

Sparks Fly

A mission gone wrong results in the deaths of 3 Naval Aviators from the VFA-151 Vigilantes; their bodies, unrecovered. Only Lieutenant Jake “Hangman” Seresin, mission leader, returns home alive, and unscathed after making the call that ultimately resulted in the death of his fellow teammates. His case is put to the test, and he is cleared of all wrongdoing by the Navy.

However, in light of increasing scrutiny, higher government forces order that he be shadowed, the observations regarding his behaviour and the workings of the Naval Aviators as a whole to be reported back to the US Department of Defense at the end of 6 months.

The Department of Justice assigns you, an up and coming prosecutor, who remembers Jake Seresin not-so-fondly from college, to his case. Tensions are high and trouble ensues; Jake gets called back to TOPGUN during this period; how will you both get through the 6 months and will you both come out unscathed?

Mini-series - ongoing

Third Time’s the Charm

The two times Jake Seresin sets you up with different guys, and the one time he doesn’t.

Mini-series - coming soon

Holidate

You meet a cocky stranger in a bar in the run up to New Years and you become each others Holidate and pretend partners for the year. Loosely inspired by the movie the Holidate

Mini-series - coming soon

ONE-SHOTS

Coming soon

BLURBS

Non-asks

Napping with Jake after being sunburnt from a day at the pool

Dad!Jake cheering up his grumpy baby girl

Conversations in the dark - angst / hurt / comfort / fluff. How you live your life with Jake - inspired by the song conversations in the dark.

Telling Jake your birth control just ran out and that you want to try for a baby

Scruffy domestic Jake and you sitting at a diner

Asks

Jake being turned on with you being a little rough with him - (NSFW; minors DNI)

Jake likes it when people watch him fuck you - (NSFW; minors DNI)

A domestic Friday with Jake where the night ends with you riding him on the couch, slow and deep - (NSFW; minors DNI)

Jake in dress whites (with @sebsxphia) - (NSFW; minors DNI)

Jake watches you lick a popsicle on the beach and realises he isn’t the only one staring

Jake introduces you to his nieces and nephews and they can’t get over how pretty you are

Jake coming home to find you asleep on the couch with his hoodie because you were having a bad day and couldn’t sleep (hurt / comfort)

Jake during Christmas, with a beard - (NSFW; minors DNI)

Where you are Mav’s daughter and Jack brags to everyone about your and his first child

Jake tries, and fails, to smolder at you

“You really know how to push my buttons” / “Am I pushing the right ones”

You and Jake moving into your first real house; eating pizza and drinking wine on the dining room floor before Jake asks you to dance with him

Since dating you Jake plays Honky Tonk Badonkadonk every time he sees you walk into The Hard Deck

Shaving Jake in the morning

You and Jake reuniting in the airport

You being really into NCIS - and Jake is amused, pointing out all the inaccuracies

Jake and plus-sized reader

Lying on your bed in your bra and underwear after you shower and Jake walking in on you

Sharing a bed with Jake for the first time, early on in your relationship - domestic Jake

KJ’S 5 SENTENCE BABY BLURBS

Asks

Jake running with you

Jake with his baby girl

Jake coming home to you in a little white slip with your engagement ring on after he has had a bad day

Jake being called to the hospital because you have a bad migraine

Being tipsy and baking cookies with Jake at 3am

You come home to Jake, Coyote and Fanboy drunk and shirtless; Rooster is asleep with drawings on his face; Bob is moderating an intense board game

Jake on an anniversary with you

Pillow forts and a nerf war with Jake

Pregnancy scare

Jake and reader getting a big dog breed together

Being on a date with Jake where you get ice-cream on your face

HEADCANNONS / BULLET-POINT THOUGHTS

Asks

Girldad!Jake

Girldad!Jake with a premie baby

Domestic beach day with Jake

Jake and you baby sitting (with anon)

Thoughts on Jake telling others that his girl is pregnant

Jake enjoys getting you worked up before big events (and other stuff) - (NSFW; minors DNI)

Jake taking care of you when you are sick

Jake loves resting his head in your lap when you watch TV

Jake taking care of you when you are drunk and picking you up from the bar

Jake when you are on your period (credits to anon)

Going on holiday with Jake, when he fucks you on the balcony of your infinity pool - (NSFW; minors DNI)

Forehead kisses with Jake

Jake with babies and kids

Being slightly tipsy after a night out and sitting in front of the fridge with Jake

Bath time with Dad Jake and your 10 month old in the “big” bathtub

Big family + Dad Jake - baking things from scratch with the family and outdoor family movie nights

What does Jake smell like

Cross country trip with scruffy domestic Jake and the continuation where you go stargazing and fall asleep in his arms

Jake telling you “c’mon kiddo let’s go home” / “alright kid, settle down” / pushing his buttons and him saying “oh kid, you don’t know what you just got yourself into” (the kiddo agenda!)

McFly and Obviously

Building ikea furniture with Jake

Non-asks

Dad Jake and his kids learning driving

Jake’s oldest daughter gets her period and he is the only one around to deal with it in the moment

Last updated: 4 September 2022

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here's a list of everything i published in the month of DECEMBER

˗ˏˋ main masterlist ˎˊ˗

━ see the special events below!

━ none this month!

━ FICMAS (tumblr)

˗ˏˋ THE MRS. CLAUSE ˎˊ˗ pairing(s) — NATE MACKINNON x claus!reader premise — when she took the reins as the world's chief claus, her father forgot to disclose one very pressing hidden clause in the job contract… cw — me getting way too into the lore of the council of legendary figures, reader is blinded by stress and nate is in lurrrvvv, and some mild angst wc — 2k

˗ˏˋ HOLIDATE ˎˊ˗ pairing(s) — JACK HUGHES x reader premise — in order to avoid the annual interrogation into his love life, jack hughes enlists his longtime friend to be his totally platonic plus-one for the holidays. cw — alcohol mention, jack being moody while luke and quinn are menaces, and reader and jack are idiots (in love, affectionate) wc — 2.3k

˗ˏˋ CANDY CANE GRAM ˎˊ˗ pairing(s) — teacher!JEFF SKINNER x teacher!reader premise — their students decide to play matchmaker before a school dance; will their scheming pay off? cw — me using jeff as an outlet for the degree in education i don’t use bc i would like to be financially stable, jeff and reader being sneaky sneaky, kiddos trying to play cupid, and my history major jumping out! wc — 2.4k

˗ˏˋ THE NANNY ON THE SHELF ˎˊ˗ ➤ series masterlist pairing(s) — dilf!ERIK JOHNSON x reader premise — in erik's absence, his nanny takes over staging the family's elf on the shelf in order to keep the magic alive for his children. results are… questionable. cw — pre-relationship/pre-therapy erik being a dick and josie being sassy (if you can’t handle the heat, get outta the kitchen — looking @ you ej…) wc — 1.1k

˗ˏˋ TRADITION ˎˊ˗ (18+ // minors DNI) pairing — dbf!SIDNEY CROSBY x reader premise — it may not be the right plant, but it's close enough to justify upholding the festive tradition. cw — unspecified age gap (everyone's legal, dw), smokin' grass (oiud, a joint, mary jane, whichever term you want to use), 18+ content — innocence/corruption kink, adult language/dirty talk, sexual activity under the influence between two consenting adults, fingering (r), oral (r), slight exhibitionism kink, unprotected p in v + creampie (a very merry chrysler to you) wc — 4.4k

find more more holiday content ˗ˏˋ HERE ˎˊ˗

your fellow readers (and my lovely patrons) gifted you some spine-chilling spice this holiday season! be sure to thank them for their generosity when you get a chance <33

˗ˏˋ FARMER’S DAUGHTER ˎˊ˗ (18+ // minors DNI) pairing(s) — foreman!JOSH ANDERSON x farmer’s daughter!reader premise — she’ll always remember the time she let her daddy's foreman soil her in the middle of his pasture… cw — backdoor play, costumes/roleplay (kinda sorta), + risky location/exhibitionism, implied age gap, outdated patriarchal beliefs, innocence kink, corruption kink, slight humilation kink, spit as lube, dacryphilia, slight overstim, unprotected p in v, possessive!josh x virgin!reader (outdated definition and beliefs here, too) and just general filth wc — 3.5k

˗ˏˋ BONER-KILLER ˎˊ˗ (18+ // minors DNI) pairing(s) — camp counselor!JACK HUGHES x camp counselor!reader premise — no machetes, no hockey masks… at least, that’s what he promised. cw — a few jokes about death/dying and murder, rather short n tame ("vanilla") barely-there spice from me???, jack being a little shithead (and a little switchy omg), a smidge of angst, and spoopy ending… (kevin heimbach hive rise!) wc — 1.4k

˗ˏˋ NEW PERSPECTIVE ˎˊ˗ (18+ // minors DNI) pairing(s) — (soft)dark!stalker!QUINN HUGHES x grey!reader premise — in his own shadowy domain, he could be whatever and whoever he wanted… cw — dom!reader + subby-as-hell!quinn (ngl he’s kind of a pathetic loser here, but that’s why we love him), m!receiving oral (perhaps too much idk you tell me) + cum play x2, quinn rendered dumb and speechless by his raging humiliation kink and his need for degradation (and an itty bitty bit of praise — quinn: new kink unlocked), i have been plagued w ball play as of late so im subjecting yall to it, mention of edging and orgasm denial, oh and just some pheromone kink bits and a cute lil oral fixation moment or two, nothing to see here! wc — 4k

˗ˏˋ LIVE DEMONSTRATION ˎˊ˗ (18+ // minors DNI) ➤ series masterlist pairing(s) — camboy!MITCH MARNER x camgirl!reader (+ some special guests) premise — their first performance with a live studio audience! cw — cameos…bc cameo lol, public sex (a literal audience), unprotected boinking + creampie, some reach-around finger-bang action, unprotected coitus + cum play bc mitchy is nasty, praise kink influencer!mitch — "content, baby, content!" (name that vlogger lol), brief past phone sex (kinda? idk you'll see), discussion of sex work and the selling of items wc — 3k

˗ˏˋ A PEARL ˎˊ˗ (18+ // minors DNI) pairing(s) — captain!ERIK KARLSSON x reader premise — its the rum talking… or is it? cw — stranger sex and CMNF, 18th century purity culture and oral (f receiving) wc — 600 (preview of my POTC au)

find more spooky content ˗ˏˋ HERE ˎˊ˗

━ WHAT I POSTED ON PATREON

˗ˏˋ 𝐂𝐎𝐋𝐃 𝐃𝐄𝐂𝐄𝐌𝐁𝐄𝐑 𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 ˎˊ˗ pairing(s) — firefighter!QUINN HUGHES x reader premise — over a decade ago, jack hughes broke her little sister’s heart. out of loyalty, she hasn’t spoken to his elder brother, quinn hughes, since. the holiday season is brimming with miracles; will a mended bridge make the list this year? cw — angst with a fluffy ending, quinn and the reader being overprotective idiots, named sister!oc (for the reader), kinda non-linear timeline, and less dialogue from me than usual wc — 2.7k

˗ˏˋ 𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐓 𝐂𝐇𝐑𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐌𝐀𝐒 ˎˊ˗ pairing(s) — baker!NICO HISCHIER x wedding planner!reader premise — nico, the owner of the most sought-after bakery in town, has always had a crush on the reader, an equally popular wedding planner in the area. never more than acquaintances, they still bonded over a shared love of sweetening memories for their special clients. without words, he can tell something is different this time – something is wrong. something happened last christmas; can nico save her from tears this year? cw — angst, mention of infidelity (not on or by nico), a failed engagement and some scrooge-esque pessimism, and some tooth-rotting, cliché fluff! wc — 1.6k

˗ˏˋ 𝐍𝐀𝐔𝐆𝐇𝐓𝐘 ˎˊ˗ (18+ // minors DNI) pairing(s) — MICHAEL BERZATTO (fx’s the bear) x reader premise — he should be at the celebrating, but he isn’t. he was, but not anymore. not after she called. instead, he’s playing… knight in shining sleigh for his kid brother’s childhood playmate. there’s only one way for this night to end… and it won’t land either of them on the nice list this year… cw — unreliable narrator + self-deprecation, age gap, non-canon timeline for the bear (because i don't want to do math lol), mention of reader x ritchie and implied past carmie x reader, alcohol, a lot of degradation, thigh riding / dry humping, orgasm denial, spit play, unhealthy people in an unhealthy non-relationship relationship, a pinch of misogyny, slight impact play, and slight inappropriate use of a santa costume… wc — 2.9k

˗ˏˋ 𝐂𝐈𝐍𝐃𝐘 𝐋𝐎𝐔 𝐖𝐇𝐎 ˎˊ˗ (social media au) pairing(s) — JACK HUGHES x reader; jack hughes x olivia rodrigo (iykyk); COLE CAUFIELD x reader premise — inspired by the song of the same name off of sab’s fruitcake ep cw — mention of cheating, me villianizing jack a wee bit, well-deserved cole love, and me having too much fun with famous!reader

˗ˏˋ 𝐇𝐎𝐋𝐈𝐃𝐀𝐘 𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐄𝐑𝐌𝐄𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 ˎˊ˗ pairing(s) — dilf!ERIK JOHNSON x nanny!reader ➤ series masterlist premise — (set before the main story) every member of the johnson household loves christmas. all but the patriarch, whose heart seems to be two sizes too small. there is one person, however, who might put things right… cw — too much time in grinch!erik’s head, erik being a douche canoe for no reason and mopey because he’s emotionally constipated, alarming lack of josie and reese, and mel stirring the pot wc — 2k

˗ˏˋ (𝐑𝐄𝐃, 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐓𝐄 𝐀𝐍𝐃) 𝐁𝐋𝐔𝐄 𝐂𝐇𝐑𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐌𝐀𝐒 ˎˊ˗ pairing(s) — JAKE ‘HANGMAN’ SERESIN (tg: maverick) x bradshaw!reader premise — a christmas miracle is orchestrated by the one person she least expects. cw — a cheesy nickname, mention of candy, an only child writing sibling banter, me not being over goose’s death (that i’ve only seen once because i physically can't experience that again), a smidge of angst followed by tooth-rotting fluff, a wee bit suggestive at the end, and my inability to keep a story contained to one upload wc — 1.8k

˗ˏˋ 𝐘𝐎𝐔'𝐋𝐋 𝐁𝐄 𝐒𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐀 𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐔𝐒 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐈'𝐋𝐋 𝐁𝐄 𝐌𝐑𝐒. ˎˊ˗ pairing(s) — professor!SIDNEY CROSBY x TA / grad student!reader premise — red lips, green envy. cw — nameless biotches trying to steal our man!! power imbalance, secret situationship, references to sex but nothing descriptive, and angst angst angst but some fluff for good measure too, some oc deets added to the reader (nothing physical) for story purposes, and insecurity being a bitch but sid is so words of affirmation slay <3 wc — 2.3k new au verse coming soon!

˗ˏˋ 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐑𝐄𝐃 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐆𝐑𝐄𝐄𝐍 ˎˊ˗ pairing(s) — MATTHEW TKACHUK x reader premise — during an island getaway, festive fury brings unspoken truths to the surface. cw — white people vacationing in hawai’i, mention of alcohol and liquid courage, reference to (past) underage drinking and (past) sex between consenting minors, mention of elementary age-bully, matty being a jealous, elitist douche via inner monologue and a loser-boy via sudden on-set of foot-in-mouth disease (very dangerous — stay safe out there, y’all!), reference to virginity / a lil slut-shaming, angst with a fluffy, suggestive ending wc — 3k

˗ˏˋ 𝐌𝐄𝐑𝐑𝐘 𝐂𝐇𝐑𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐌𝐀𝐒, 𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐇𝐀 𝐌𝐀𝐘 ˎˊ˗ pairing(s) — grinch!JAMIE DRYSDALE x martha may!reader premise — jamie hates christmas, but it may just all be a misunderstanding. cw — jamie being a passive aggressive baby because he's emotionally constipated, references to childhood bullying, emotional cheating / physical cheating (not on jamie or the reader, brief and kinda wholesome), jamie smoking a cig bc ~stressed~ (and a lack of healthy coping skills), mention of blood/violence (super brief), and references to an angel tree topper but no religion or religious components wc — 2.3k

˗ˏˋ 𝐒𝐔𝐆𝐀𝐑 𝐏𝐋𝐔𝐌 𝐅𝐀𝐈𝐑𝐘 ˎˊ˗ (18+ // minors DNI) pairing(s) — single dad!MATT MARTIN x ballerina!reader premise — its the first role many young ballerinas aspire toward, and matt’s daughter is no different. however, matt has different aspirations for this season’s sugar plum fairy… cw — an age gap (unspecified, but mentioned), naughty things in a risky and wholesome location, me caring too much about stage costumes, non-hockey playin’ matt (implied), unprotected p in v coitus, and matt being a dirty simpy dog for his kid’s favorite person wc — 1.3k

˗ˏˋ 𝐋𝐄𝐓 𝐈𝐓 𝐒𝐍𝐎𝐖! ˎˊ˗ pairing(s) — JOE BURROW x reader premise — an unexpected road trip with his best friend’s little sister becomes a bit more than joe bargained for—in the best way possible. cw — insensitive comment about concussions, awkward!joe 🤍's the reader, + reader has a fear of storms and an overprotective brother wc — 1.4k

˗ˏˋ 𝐃𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐊 𝐌𝐄 𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄 𝐀 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐌 𝐆𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐒 𝐎𝐅 𝐌𝐈𝐋𝐊 ˎˊ˗ (18+ // minors DNI) pairing(s) — JEREMY SWAYMAN x reader premise — his california girl has never seen snow. this isn’t exactly what she had in mind, but she's not complaining… cw — this is straight-up p*rn. cum sharing/cum play, unprotected anal sex + ass eating from the back🙊, manhandling (affectionate), bondage via ribbon, spitting <3, minor objectification + minor discussion of injury, hints of overstim, personification of body parts, and dom!sway being a downright filthy menace ass man with a condescending potty mouth (pun not intended, but funny nonetheless) wc — 1.9k

˗ˏˋ 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐆𝐈𝐅𝐓 𝐎𝐅 𝐆𝐈𝐕𝐈𝐍𝐆 ˎˊ˗ (18+ // minors DNI) pairing(s) — TREVOR ZEGRAS x reader (established); JAMIE DRYSDALE x reader; MASON MCTAVISH x reader; background trevor x the boys; slight jamie x mason premise — what better gift on your friends to bestow than the gift that keeps on giving? cw — everyone’s a lil bi because why not, trevor is boyfriend of the year, mason and jamie bickering over whose turn it is to munch, tz + reader are switchy and mason + jamie are bratty and subby, oral (f receiving), fingering (f receiving), accidental edging, trevor being a cocky menace and stirring the pot, and a wee bit of a cliff-hanger bc i'm incapable of controlling myself :-) oh, and the current pet name fixation of the week! wc — 2k

˗ˏˋ 𝐌𝐈𝐋𝐊 & 𝐂𝐎𝐎𝐊𝐈𝐄𝐒 ˎˊ˗ (18+ // minors DNI) pairing(s) — movie!MIKE SCHMIDT (fnaf) x reader premise — mike has something very specific on his list this christmas. cw — slight festive roleplay, breeding kink to the max (with the explicit intention of getting her knocked tf up), mike being obsessed with tits (and having a raging lactation kink), nipple play, dry humping & domestic dirty talk, no p in v (happens off-page/screen), mention of a past pregnancy scare, me wanting abby to be happy with every fiber of my being, and potential FNAF spoilers (honestly, not really) wc — 2.5k

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MASTERLIST OF SCREENCAPS, PT2.

Click here to go to part 1.

I hope its useful and helps you find what you need! Don't forget that besides these packs we also have individual posts, from since the beginning of this blog in 2017!

FULL SEASONS SCREENCAPS.

Looking for Alaska, Whole Miniseries.

Heartbreak High, Season One.

Fate: The Winx Saga, Season Two.

Pistol, Miniseries Complete.

Panic, Complete.

The Bear, Season One.

The White Lotus, Season Two.

GAP: The Series, Being updated.

Wednesday, Season One.

Young Royals, Season Two.

Gossip Girl, Season Two.

MOVIES SCREENCAPS.

Passengers, 141 Screencaps.

Red Riding Hood, 334 Screencaps.

Can't Buy Me Love, 240 Screencaps.

Coraline, 780 Screencaps.

Jennifer's Body, 670 Screencaps.

The School for Good and Evil, 896 Screencaps.

The Nightmare Before Christmas, 609 Screencaps.

Monster House, 540 Screencaps.

Fear Street: 1994, 377 Screencaps.

Corpse Bride, 924 Screencaps.

Fear Street 1978, 489 Screencaps.

Fear Street 1666, 433 Screencaps.

Scooby-Doo and the Witch's Ghost, 403 Screencaps.

Beyond the Universe, 481 Screencaps.

Clouds, 642 Screencaps.

My Policeman, 810 Screencaps.

Selena Gomez: My Mind & Me, 800 Screencaps.

Holidate, 401 Screencaps.

Last Christmas, 397 Screencaps.

Falling for Christmas, 722 Screencaps.

Pearl, 441 Screencaps.

The Lost Girls, 190 Screencaps.

Disenchanted, 700 Screencaps.

Let it Snow, 370 Screencaps.

20th Century Girl, 403 Screencaps.

Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday, 305 Screencaps.

Dear Zoe, 202 Screencaps.

Something from Tiffany's, 279 Screencaps.

Hotel for the Holidays, 373 Screencaps.

The Princess Switch 2, 580 Screencaps.

Sharp Stick, 228 Screencaps.

Cow Belles, 289 Screencaps.

LOOSE EPISODES.

Only Murders in the Building, 96 Screencaps.

Never Have I Ever S03E01, 109 Screencaps.

Hunters S01E01, 81 Screencaps.

High School Musical TMTS, Season Three Almost Complete.

The Rings of Power. First three eps.

Christmas in 2 Broke Girls, 86 Screencaps.

Christmas in Friends, 109 Screencaps.

Christmas in TVD, 166 Screencaps.

The Addams Family '64, 233 Screencaps.

Pretty Little Liars S05E13, 220 Screencaps.

MISCELLANEOUS: INTERVIEWS, VLOGS, LIVE AND GAMES.

Ross Lynch, 36 Screencaps.

Taylor Swift JIMMYF, 45 Screencaps.

Claudia and Kennedy Walsh Xmas Vlog, 140 Screencaps.

Jenna Ortega in Technicolor, 58 Screencaps.

Jão VEVO Performance, 94 Screencaps.

Xmas w Claudia + Kennedy Walsh, 104 Screencaps.

Olivia Rodrigo MetGala22, 93 Screencaps.

Billie Eilish Beauty Routine, 75 Screencaps.

Billie Same Interview 6th Year, 137 Screencaps.

Millie Bobby Brown Lie Detector, 102 Screencaps.

Elizabeth Olsen for IGN, 33 Screencaps.

Elizabeth Olsen's 5-minute easy radiant skin routine, 113 Screencaps.

Elizabeth Olsen was raised on Musicals and Sitcoms | W Magazine, 77 Screencaps.

Iman Vellani on Ms. Marvel’s POWERS and How The Marvels Fits into the MCU (Exclusive), 45 Screencaps.

MUSIC VIDEOS.

Britney — You Drive Me Crazy, 61 Screencaps.

Taylor Swift — Anti-Hero, 110 Screencaps.

Taylor Swift — Bejeweled, 98 Screencaps.

Sabrina Carpenter — Nonsense, 118 Screencaps.

Hailee Steinfeld — Coast, 87 Screencaps.

Camila Cabello — Havana, 55 Screencaps.

Sabrina Carpenter — Skinny Dipping, 75 Screencaps.

XG — Left Right, 189 Screencaps.

Rosalía — Con Altura, 61 Screencaps.

Twice — Set me free, 131 Screencaps.

Ive — Kitsch, 162 Screencaps.

Jisoo — Flower, 114 Screencaps.

CHARACTERS SCENE PACKS.

Amanda Seyfried in The Dropout, 323 Screencaps.

Robby Keene, S03, 101 Screencaps.

Jules Millin S19E02 — Grey's A., 56 Screencaps.

Isadora Artinan — ELITE, All Scenes in S06.

Judith Grimes — TWD, 118 Screencaps.

JOY in Once Upon a Small Town, All Scenes S01.

Mariana Foster GT S04, 118 Screencaps.

Mariana Foster TF S04, 76 Screencaps.

IU in Persona, 102 Screencaps.

Anita — Bom dia, Veronica S01, 139 Screencaps.

TRAILERS

Elemental (2023), 29 Screencaps.

The Super Mario Bros. Movie, 67 Screencaps.

Emily in Paris S03 Announcement, 43 Screencaps.

Emily in Paris S03 Trailer, 122 Screencaps.

Scream 6, 30 Screencaps.

Barbie Teaser, 44 Screencaps.

Renfield, 108 Screencaps.

You S04, 97 Screencaps.

#masterlist #screencaps masterlist #packs masterlist #screencaps packs masterlist

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roonilwazlibimagines · 2 years

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s.b Holidate extras - tik toks (1)

Pairing: Sirius Black x Female Reader (holidate reader) Word Count: 1.6k Synopsis: i really wanted to write something, but I needed to write something easy and lighthearted, and this has been on my mind for months, so this was born. it's really just cutesy and fluffy and light hearted, i see your asks, and i will get to them, your love and support means the world to me, i love you <3 (this is not proof read)

Masterlist | Holidate Masterlist

There is, like, nothing canon in my holidate series, so who is to say that Tik Tok doesn’t exist? Anyways, I have all these cute ideas and I need to share them with you. This is just all fun, I will probably add to this as new trends arise

★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★

I have class and you don't :)

They’ve been dating for a while now, and they’re about to go to some random event where she is all dressed up. They’re getting ready at her house and she’s waiting in her bedroom, while Sirius uses her ensuite to finish getting ready. There’s not a hair out of place and not a single crease, and yet, she still got ready quicker than Sirius who comes down in a pair of jeans and a random shirt.

And while she was waiting for him, she was scrolling through tik tok when she found this sound and she immediately thought of her and Sirius. And then, when he comes down dressed like that, he only proves her point.

She doesn’t say anything about his outfit, but as he starts putting on his leather jacket she whines, “Sirius?” and he raises his eyebrows at her, not knowing where this is about to go. “Film a tik tok with me?” She’s taken a step closer to him and she just reaches his head in her tall shoes. “Please?” She continues, as if Sirius would ever say ‘no’ to her.

“Where do you want me?” He sighs dramatically, as he fixes his jacket. She sets her phone up and gets the timer ready.

“Just stand there and look pretty,” she teases, as she aligns it so she’s standing in the forefront and Sirius in the back, standing there, and looking pretty. He lets out a breathy laugh, but does as she says.

The timer goes down and when the sound starts, she mouths it. “Yes, you want to know the difference between us, I have class and you don’t.” Her hands point to herself and Sirius at the right times and just as it cuts off she rolls her eyes and Sirius’ eyebrows furrow together.

“Hey,” he whines, “that wasn’t nice.” But she’s already laughing and going to watch it on her phone. He walks up behind her to watch it over her shoulder and she shushes him before he can continue.

She’s smiling as she watches it again, and even if Sirius is mockingly offended, he can’t help but smile with her.

“It’s funny,” she explains and she knows that he rolled his eyes at her. “Can I post it?”

She hadn’t posted many videos on Tik Tok. She had posted three in total. One of a montage of what she does in a day that has around 100 views (she wants to have a ‘that girl’ aesthetic, okay?), one of Siruis as a dog with about 300 views (Sirius thought it was funny and promised her it would get her tik tok famous - it doesn’t), and one of her doing a fit check with a good 500 views (which she was lowkey pretty proud of). And she only had a rough 150 followers, so Sirius didn’t see the harm in it.

“If you must,” he sighed dramatically. And so she posted it without a second thought.

She didn’t give it a second thought throughout the event either. Nor did she think about it when she went back to Sirius’ because they take every chance they get to be together. (They weren’t allowed to sleep over the other’s house - their parents are very traditional, but she could go back to his house. Just not for too long.)

Regardless, it doesn’t cross her mind until she’s in a pair of Sirius’ tracksuit pants and one of his shirts with her makeup off and her hair tied in a bun. They’re laying in his bed - with the door open per Walburga’s request - and Sirius’ back is resting against the backboard and she’s practically sitting on top of him, with her head resting against his chest, the blankets resting on their laps.

She opens the app and immediately squeals.

“We’re tik tok famous!” And when she shows Sirius the app he lets out an impressed, “wow.” The video she posted is close to a million views and she has something like 300k likes and another 150k+ comments.

She’s ecstatic. Her first thought is that now she can post more daily montage vlogs.

She opens the comment section, naturally, and Sirius is watching over her shoulder. She’s grinning and Sirius is genuinely impressed, but as she goes through the comments, her grin starts to fade.

‘if hes not classy enough for you ill take him🥵🥵’

‘as if you have that and you complain :/’

‘being classy is overrated anyway😌’

‘i am not classy either, in case you were interested :’)’

‘babes, can you move out of the way, im trying to look at my boyfriend😍’

“What the fuck?” She pouts, as she finds out every comment is along those lines. She’s pretty sure these random people frothing over her boyfriend isn’t part of the ‘that girl’ aesthetic.

Sirius lets out a laugh, but he's unsure. Her being jealous is still new territory and he doesn’t really know how to deal with it.

“This is disgusting,” she says, her eyebrows furrowed together as she lets her phone fall in her lap as she turns to face Sirius. “It’s pathetic,” she continues, “it’s…it’s…” Sirius wants to interrupt her and tell her not to worry, but he also wants to see how she’s going to finish the sentence, “embarrassing.” She settles on and when she turns to Sirius, he smiles, because he wants her frown to go away, even if he thinks it still cute.

“Princess,” he starts, “don’t work yourself up over it, I’m obviously not going to leave you for user 231837520485,” he rambles and the crease between her eyebrow goes away.

“That’s not the point,” she complains, but he knows it’s what she wanted to hear, “it’s not a good look going after someone’s boyfriend.” She crosses her arms over her chest and Sirius sighs dramatically.

“It’s the price you have to pay for being tik tok famous, princess. You can’t have it all.” She gives him an unimpressed look and he wraps his arms around her waist and brings her closer to him. “I’m kidding,” he whispers in her ear. “Don’t work yourself up over this, I have no interest in them, you know that. I only ever have eyes for you.” He feels her relax under his touch.

“But I can’t let them get away with acting so…” she thinks of the word, “desperate.” And Sirius knows that it will eat her alive if she doesn’t do whatever stupid thing she’s about to do and so he asks, “and what are you going to do?” She sits up.

She picks her phone up again and scrolls through the comments. Sirius wants to take the phone away from her, and delete every single comment that’s making her feel upset, but he knows she probably wouldn’t appreciate him controlling the media she consumes, even if he knows it would be what was best for her.

“I’m going to film it again,” she says confidently. Sirius doesn’t understand, but he plays along.

“Do it,” he says convincingly and she quickly gets her wand and says, ‘Lumos’ so when she faces the camera at her, her face is visible.

Sirius is in the background again, his hair in a bun and his arms, obviously wrapped around her. She plays the sound again and lip syncs the words once more, but this time, there’s emotion behind her eyes and just before the camera cuts off, Sirius decides ‘fuck it’ and licks her cheek.

The video finishes just as she starts to scrunch her nose.

“You’re disgusting,” she says as she types her caption, ‘@ the people who think it’s cute to hit on my bf’

“To show you’re mine,” he explains. She rolls her eyes.

She watches it back and sighs. “This is lame.”

“Completely,” Sirius agrees and she turns around to scoff at him. She sighs and goes to delete the video, but Sirius cuts her off.

“Nuh uh,” he tsks, “you’re allowed to be lame, you already have me.”

She’s not sure how to react or what to say. She turns her head to look at him, trying to read what is going on in his mind. He has a cheeky grin on his face and his hand is resting over hers from when he tried to stop her from deleting the video.

“So you want me to embarrass myself on tik tok?” She asks.

“Well you’re famous, so nothing you do is embarrassing,” he shrugs.

And maybe, she’s a little tired, and maybe, she really wants to post it. So she shrugs back and posts it.

The video doesn’t do as well as her first one. It stll gets 700k+ views and a good 300k+ likes, and another 100k+ comments because people have a lot to say apparently. But Sirius makes her promise not to read them, which, she eventually does anywhere and quickly apparates to Sirius because it made her upset.

“What did I tell you, princess?” He chided.

“Not to read them,” she pouts.

“And what did you do?” He raises an eyebrow at her.

“Read them.” And she buries her head in his chest as his arms wrap around her. He takes her out to get a chocolate treat and she’s happy within thirty minutes.

She then, tries her ‘that girl’ aesthetic videos which don’t do as well. They get like 100k+ views, 50k likes, but still like 100k+ comments because people keep asking where Sirius is.

‘followed you for our boyfriend and you wont even share him with him:/’

‘where is your bf? 😤’

‘respectfully, no one cares what you ate for breakfast today, show us the bf’

‘babes, i need to know our bf is doing okay, pls’

‘more bf content !!’

She eventually posts more videos with Sirius, but I will make a part 2 for that :)

#sirius black #sirius black holidate #sirius black imagine #sirius black blurb #sirius black fluff #sb #sbb #sbf #holidate extras

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sortagaysortahigh · 3 years

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THE HOLIDATE SERIES MASTERLIST | T.H.

In which Tom Holland and Y/n Y/l/n have always had horrible luck in relationships and even worse luck with causal dating. What happens when they agree to be one another’s Holidate?

Inspired by the Netflix Original: The Holidate

Prologue

1. New Years Eve

2. Valentines Day

3. St. Patrick’s Day

4. Easter

5. Cinco De Mayo

6. Mother’s Day

7. 4th of July

8. Labor Day/Wedding Day

9. Thanksgiving

10. Christmas

Epilogue

Fem Reader x Pro Golfer!Tom Holland

#tom holland x reader #tom holland series #golf player tom #the holidate series masterlist

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gushabtkoo · 3 years

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l o v e o f m y l i f e ' s r e c s <3

✐ because i read too many jungkook fics, he gets a separate masterlist hehe !

most works are nsfw ⇾ must be 18+ to read

- guide -

fluff ❀ | angst ⌘ | smut ✧ | ultimate fav ❥

f2l ➻ friends to lovers | e2l ➻ enemies to lovers | ex2l ➻ exes to lovers | i2l ➻ idiots to lovers | s2l ➻ strangers to lovers

❐ future hearts @ jungblue ❥ ❀ ⌘ ✧ ↱ punk!jk | ft. pjm | series

❐ feels like summer @ badbhye ❀ ⌘ ✧ ↱ neighbor!au | one shot

❐ what are best friends for? @ lovelyyyoongi ❀ ⌘ ↱ highschool!au | bffs!au | f2l | ft. pjm | one shot

❐ block party @ minlucent ❥ ⌘ ✧ ↱ college!au | fuckboy!au | neighbor!au | e2l | two shot

❐ i got you on my mind @ bangtanbombimagines ⌘ ↱ soulmate!au | fuckboy!au | series

❐ love alive @ jamaisjoons ❥ ❀ ⌘ ✧ ↱ ex2l | one shot

❐ in your eyes @ sweetaesuga ❥ ❀ ⌘ ✧ ↱ college!au | fratboy!jk | ex-fuckboy!jk | f2l | one shot

❐ tease @ adonis-koo ❥ ❀ ⌘ ✧ ↱ stripper!jk | one shot

❐ hidden stars @ jungblue ❥ ❀ ⌘ ✧ ↱ idol!au | series

❐ oh my God, they were (quarantined) roommates @ ot7always ❥ ❀ ✧ ↱ college!au | roommates!au | one shot

❐ all over you @ zibermuda ❥ ❀ ⌘ ✧ ↱ nerd!jk | fuckgirl!reader | series

❐ shield @ rmverse ❥ ❀ ✧ ↱ security guard!jk | bartender!reader | one shot

❐ southpaw @ starshapedkookie ❥ ❀ ⌘ ✧ ↱ boxing!au | college!au | childhoodf2l | one shot

❐ it takes two @ junghelioseok ❥ ❀ ⌘ ✧ ↱ fakedating!au | roomate!au | one shot

❐ first and last @ kookiesjoonies ✧ ↱ f2l | one shot

❐ beast @ jimidol ❥ ❀ ⌘ ✧ ↱ established relationship | one shot

❐ stay with me @ svenotes ❥ ❀ ✧ ↱ established relationship | one shot

❐ after i left you @ latetaektalk ❥ ❀ ⌘ ↱ exes!au | e2l | one shot

❐ make it right @ jungkxook ❥ ⌘ ✧ ↱ punk!jk | band!au | ex2l | one shot

❐ by its cover @ gimmesumsuga ❥ ❀ ✧ ↱ one shot

❐ see you around @ ddaengtae ❥ ❀ ✧ ↱ college!au | s2l | fitness instructor!jk | one shot

❐ get even @ egoist-joon ❥ ❀ ✧ ↱ college!au | sports!au | e2l | one shot

❐ ego killer @ zibermuda ❥ ❀ ⌘ ✧ ↱ fuckboy!jk | nerdy!reader | series

❐ here i come @ chateautae ❥ ✧ ↱ college!au | pwp | one shot

❐ more than friends @ jksangelic ❥ ❀ ⌘ ✧ ↱ roommate!jk | two shot

❐ last call @ xjoonchildx ❥ ✧ ↱ bartender!jk | one shot

❐ untitled @ junghelioseok ❀ ✧ ↱ established relationship | drabble

❐ the love project @ gukyi ❥ ❀ ↱ college!au | f2l | one shot

❐ holidating @ yeojaa ❥ ❀ ⌘ ✧ ↱ bffs!au | one shot

❐ popular-ish @ hansolmates ❥ ❀ ⌘ ✧ ↱ popular!jk | fwb!au | series

❐ hot boy bummer @ jungkxook ❥ ❀ ✧ ↱ fuckboy!jk | fwb!au | f2l | one shot

❐ melomaniac @ jungkxook ❥ ❀ ⌘ ✧ ↱ punk!jk | band!au | f2l | one shot

❐ you are mine @ deathbyyoongi ⌘ ✧ ↱ college!au | one shot

❐ the masked stranger @ nottojay ❀ ✧ ↱ costumeparty!au | one shot

❐ edacity @ jjungkooksthighs ❀ ⌘ ✧ ↱ college!au | bf!jk | one shot

❐ bloody hell @ personasintro ❀ ✧ ↱ established relationship | one shot

❐ a hero’s journey @ hansolmates ❥ ❀ ⌘ ✧ ↱ bestfriend’sbf!au | one shot

❐ cream and sugar @ gukslut ❥ ✧ ↱ escort!au | barista!au | e2l | series

❐ devil in a new suit @ yeojaa ❥ ❀ ⌘ ✧ ↱ richboy!au | one shot + drabbles

❐ paddle with me @ yoongsgguktae ❥ ✧ ↱ summercamp!au | e2l | pwp | ongoing

❐ love shop @ jjungkookislife ❥ ❀ ⌘ ✧ ↱ semi-sexwork!au | one shot

❐ lonely hearts club @ dovechim ❥ ❀ ✧ ↱ e2l | one shot

❐ good girl @ bonny-kookoo ❀ ⌘ ✧ ↱ one shot

❐ here comes the bride, all dressed in pride @ hansolmates ❀ ↱ fakingdating!au | one shot

❐ fwb @ btsarmy9593 ❥ ❀ ✧ ↱ fwb!au | f2l | one shot

❐ ember burning @ kpopfanfictrash ❥ ❀ ⌘ ✧ ↱ fantasy!au | e2l | one shot

❐ the habits of a broken heart @ softykooky ❥ ❀ ⌘ ↱ soulmates!au | unrequited love | e2l | one shot

❐ swipe right @ ppersonna ❥ ❀ ✧ ↱ bffs2l | one shot

❐ let’s play: dirty @ jungkxook ❥ ❀ ✧ ↱ youtube!jk | roommates!au | e2l | one shot

❐ it’s a heartbeat @ inkofyoongi ❥ ❀ ⌘ ✧ ↱ college!au | ft. yoongi | e2l | ongoing

❐ countless promises @ sungvin97 ❀ ↱ christmas!au | one shot

❐ the wedding planners @ gukyi ❥ ❀ ⌘ ✧ ↱ wedding!au | e2l | one shot

❐ out of the blue @ jungkxook ❥ ❀ ✧ ↱ youtuber/gamer! jk | established relationship | one shot

❐ the art of the rom-com @ gukyi ❥ ❀ ⌘ ↱ film-major!au | college!au | e2l | one shot

❐ neighbour @ imagniation ❀ ✧ ↱ neighbor!jk | one shot

❐ jealous @ jungk0oksthighs ✧ ↱ established relationship | jealous!jk | series

❐ another taste @ bratkook ✧ ↱ rockstar!jk | pwp

❐ all over you @ taegularities ❥ ❀ ⌘ ✧ ↱ fantasy!au | hp!au | ex2l | e2l | one shot

❐ heated @ whatifyoulivelikethat ✧ ↱ chbffs!au | one shot

❐ the art of war more @ kpopfanfictrash ❥ ❀ ⌘ ✧ ↱ college!au | e2l | one shot

❐ i don’t mind @ bratkook ❥ ❀ ⌘ ✧ ↱ rockstar!jk | band!au | s2l | two shot

❐ not yet almost right now @ bratkook ❥ ❀ ⌘ ✧ ↱ neighbor!au | i2l | series

❐ sweeter than sugar @ jungkxook ❥ ❀ ✧ ↱ ceo!jk | sugar daddy!au | one shot

❐ open invitation @ jimidol ❥ ❀ ⌘ ✧ ↱ nobility!au | historical!au | married! au | one shot

❐ cry baby @ namgee ❥ ❀ ✧ ↱ pwp

❐ overdrive @ junqkook ❥ ✧ ↱ vampire!au | soulmate!au | one shot

❐ piss off your parents @ littlemisskookie ❥ ✧ ↱ bad boy!au | roommates!au | fakingdating!au | one shot

❐ long lost @ gukyi ❀ ⌘ ↱ childhoodf2l | celebrity!au | one shot

❐ blizzard @ curly-bangtan ❀ ✧ ↱ roommate!au | s2l | one shot

❐ ice prince @ gukyi ❥ ❀ ↱ figure skating!au | e2l | one shot

❐ stay @ jungxkook ❥ ❀ ⌘ ✧ ↱ pop star!jk | one shot

❐ heartthrob @ ningningnim ❀ ✧ ↱ college!au | e2l | one shot

❐ do you want me (dead?) @ gukyi ❀ ↱ hogwarts!au | e2l | one shot

❐ idealizations concerning real life relations @ venusiangguk ❥ ⌘ ✧ ↱ fuckboy!jk | fwb!au | s2l | one shot

❐ white lies @ noteguk ❥ ❀ ⌘ ✧ ↱ bffs2l | fakedating!au | one shot

❐ late fee @ 1kook ❥ ✧ ↱ f2l | one shot❐ you up ? @ jjungkookislife ❥ ⌘ ✧ ↱ fuckboy!au | one shot

❐ after midnight @ gyukult ❥ ❀ ⌘ ✧ ↱ fwb!au | fuckboy!jk | doctor!reader | series

❐ fuck me forever @ bangtangalicious ❥ ✧ ↱ college!au | fwb!au | fuckboy!jk | drabble series

❐ touch me wherever @ bangtangalicious ❥ ✧ ↱ innocent!au | pwp one shot series

❐ steamy @guktwt ❥ ✧ ↱ gym!au | pwp

❐ keen @ venusiangguk ❥ ✧ ↱ established relationship | pwp

❐ bonus @ minyfic ❥ ❀ ✧ ↱ coworker!au | one shot

❐ liars and fire @ kpopfanfictrash ❥ ⌘ ✧ ↱ exes!au | one shot

❐ sharp cookie @ minyfic ❥ ❀ ⌘ ✧ ↱ exes!au | ceo!jk | one shot

❐ banana milk @ kimnjss ❥ ✧ ↱ s2l | one shot

❐ the lines between us @ chateautae ❥ ⌘ ✧ ↱ detective!au | fwb!au | e2l | one shot

❐ studio session @ writtenwhalien ❥ ❀ ⌘ ✧ ↱ fwb!au | brother’s best friend! au | one shot

❐ after hours @ intokook ❥ ❀ ↱ established relationship | drabble

❐ in your head @ kookiecrumb ❀ ⌘ ✧ ↱ royalty!au | one shot

❐ friends @ lovelytaes-blog ❀ ⌘ ↱ hogwarts!au | f2l | i2l | one shot

❐ order up @ ressjeon ❥ ✧ ↱ restaurant!au | waiter!au | s2l | pwp

❐ ripped jeans @ kookiesjoonies ❥ ✧ ↱ idol!au | established relationship | pwp

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sunflowerim · 2 years

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〃Rim's Library〃

social media au/headcanons/one shots masterlist (marauders, bts, larry)

[ click on the underlined names ]

M A R A U D E R S / W O L F S T A R :

one shot -

1st September, 1971

A small headcanon in the honour of the 50th anniversary of the Marauders starting school together.

smau -

IF THE MARAUDERS HAD INSTAGRAM

A mini series (smau) giving a glimpse of what it would be like if the marauders had instagram.

UNDER THE MISTLETOE

Modern day marauders smau where a drunk and possibly jealous Remus keeps moving the mistletoe around so that no one can kiss Sirius at the Christmas party.

LOVER

Modern day wolfstar smau where Remus and Sirius accidentally become famous on twitter because of a drunk encounter and Sirius wants to find Remus again.

song fic -

Your touch brought forth an incandescent glow (tarnished but so grand) [ ivy - taylor swift ]

Wolfstar au where everyone is born with a dark stain on their skin where their soulmate will touch them for the first time and once they do it turns into a million colours. Except, Sirius does not have a soul mark and Remus' soul mark keeps him anxious all the time.

You drew stars around my scars but now I'm bleeding [ cardigan - taylor swift ]

Wolfstar headcanon from Remus' pov taking place after the Battle of the Department Of Mysteries in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix.

I like shiny things but I'd marry you with paper rings [ paper rings - taylor swift ]

5th year wolfstar au. The one where the tables have turned and Sirius finds himself pining over his best friend.

If the whole world was watching I'd still dance with you [ this town - niall horan ]

Post wizarding war wolfstar au. Having come close to losing everything in the Wizarding war, Sirius reflects on what he wants most in his life and the answer is always clear - Remus.

If I didn't know better, I'd think you were still around [ marjorie - taylor swift ]

They were okay. And they were hopeful. Until they were not. Marauders au where the war took away two people Remus held very dear to his heart, leaving him to deal with the aftermath on his own.

You can throw a party full of everyone you know, you can start a family who will always show you love [ matilda - harry styles ]

Marauders au where Sirius hasn't had a "happy" birthday in a long time, but bad times don't last forever, right? Sirius has never had a reason to celebrate birthdays before, but of course, life at Hogwarts came with an additional bunch of idiots who Sirius clearly underestimated.

I was enchanted to meet you [ enchanted - taylor swift ]

Just another day in the wolfstar alternate universe. Just another Taylor song I managed to pull them into. wolfstar au written for @/wolfstarmicrofic 's prompt

I don't wanna say goodbye, 'cause this one means forever [ in the stars - benson boone ]

Journal entries of our resident drama queen, Sirius Black. 12 birthdays. 12 entries. And a great deal of friendship, pining, love and heartbreak. Wolfstar au.

B T S :

Naamkook one tweet au

Taegi one tweet au

Jinkook one tweet au

L A R R Y :

I LOVE YOU 3000!

“Your eyes”

“Excuse me?”

“You asked what my favourite colour is, so yeah. Your eyes”

Or smau where Harry is a famous actor and Louis is a cute journalist who’s trying not to flirt back with the incredibly handsome man he’s interviewing.

IS THIS SEAT TAKEN?

Short smau where Harry and Louis are regular customers at a cafe and have been stealing glances at each other for quite sometime until Harry decides to do things his way.

Cue Halloween, pranks and missing ingredients.

Your coffee shop au. ☕

HOLIDATE!

Smau where Harry works at Louis’ favourite bakery and has been ditched by his own family right before Christmas. In a moment of bravery Louis invites him over to his family Christmas to solve problems of his own.

DATE GONE WRONG

“What if he got stood up?”

“Or, the date is running late-”

“But what if not?”

Or smau where Harry thinks Louis is his blind date and Louis plays along thinking Harry got stood up but both were wrong.

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joonsytip · 5 months

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Checkout the SVT Flick - Fic Masterlist!

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kryptonitejelly · 2 years

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Holidate | Mini-series | Masterlist

Holidate | Mini-series | Masterlist Top Gun: Maverick - Jake Seresin x Reader Pairing: Jake Seresin x Reader Genre: romance; fluff; fake dating. Warnings: general hangman being hangman; sexual tension; general cursing; general use of pet names; fem!reader; general naval / flying inaccuracies. Length: Mini-series (see chapter list below)

Jake Seresin Masterlist

STATUS:

Series - coming soon

Summary: You meet a cocky stranger in a bar in the run up to New Years and you become each others Holidate and pretend partners for the year. Loosely inspired by the movie the Holidate (yes we are also just going to use the title Holidate ok??)

A/N: I am in real danger with this many wips - but, someone suggested it and my brain would not let go. This is just going to be something fun to play out the fake dating AU. No more Jake wips I promise.

CHAPTERS

Part 1 - New Years

Part 2 - Valentines Day

Part 2 - Easter

Part 4 - Fourth of July

Part 5 - Halloween

Part 6 - Thanksgiving

Part 7 - Christmas

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hookingminor · 4 years

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hookingminor’s masterlist

hi! this is my updated masterlist so far! these do not include my blurb writings or headcanons, those can be found under my blurbs/headcanons tags in my bio, respectively.

no longer write for indicated with strikethrough

hey babes!

this blog is 18+ and nsfw, minors dni

player spotify playlists

players I write for

fic rec list / fic rec list 2

* indicates smut (minors dni)

Josh Anderson

casual*

Mat Barzal

three lessons* (complete) - one / two / three

4 times his friends posted you on their instagram + 1 time he did

right where you left me / two

calling all my lovelies*

summer nights (w tyson jost)*

Anthony Beauvillier

the way that you love me

private reservations*

Andre Burakovsky

close quarters (complete) - one / two / three / four / five

Pierre-Luc Dubois

cardigan

certified freak*

home sweet home*

Nico Hischier

isn't it strange?*

4 times you took care of him +1 time he took care of you

Tyson Jost

summer nights (w mat barzal)*

the holidate

you complete me*

how I look on you*

baby, you make me crazy (complete) - one / two* / three / four* / five / six* / epilogue

Cale Makar

invisible string

Nolan Patrick

put it on me*

Mikko Rantanen

only you*

Matthew Tkachuk

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roonilwazlibimagines · 2 years

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Holidate Masterlist (Completed)

Pairing: Sirius Black x Female Reader

Synopsis: Her and Sirius have a complicated relationship and things get even more complicated when they agree to start a fake relationship to get their parents off their back

A/N: Based on the netflix film Holidate meaning it follows their relationship surrounding celebrations/events. There are not a lot of canon things included, I don't think Voldemort exists, but blood supremacists definitely do. I changed a lot of things just to fit my story. All love is really appreciated, so if you would like to express more love, this is also available on ao3 and wattpad, my username is the same and it is under the same title

This series may only have 12 chapters, but it is almost the same length as Chamber of Secrets, if you want to read an excerpt of it to see what you're getting yourself into, have a look here (p.s it includes minor spoilers)

Christmas || dress i imagined for her (but maybe a more square neckline)

New Years Eve || dress i imagined for her

Valentine's Day || dress i imagined for her

St Patrick's Day || dress i imagined for her

Easter || dress i imagined for her

Mother's Day || dress i imagined for her

An Engagement || dress i imagined for her (but without the slit and kinda just overall a bit better)

Her Birthday || dress i imagined for her (necklace - i tried to pick something that you either love or hate, but is very expensive, so whether you love or hate it, it is the right answer)

Father's Day || dress i imagined for her (maybe a little longer sleeve though? idk)

Halloween || dress i imagined for her

His Birthday || dress i imagined for her (but maybe longer?)

Christmas pt2 || dress i imagined for her

More Holidate Things

Playlist (warning - it has a lot of taylor swift so i'm sorry if you don't like taylor swift, her songs just fit so well)

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tik toks (1) sirius loves her

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sortagaysortahigh · 3 years

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The Holidate Prologue | T.H.

Authors note: Hi besties, here’s the prologue to my new tom series, it’s written in third person so I hope yall don’t mind but yeah! Also y/n does have two physical features/ characteristics being black wavy thick hair and she’s like 5′5 (which is for future part purposes) but other than that she and her family members have no defining genetic characteristics to be as inclusive as possible!

Warnings: cussing, spelling and grammar errors, mentions of sex, mentions of murder (jokingly), cornball shit, drinking, mentions of drug use (marijuana). mentions of physical violence (fighting), i think that covers it

Word count: 5k

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Fem!Reader x Pro Golfer!Tom Holland, Based on the netflix original: The Holidate

Standing outside of her childhood home on christmas was a bittersweet feeling, it was nice to reminisce on the happy moments and ever so distant memories, but the sound of her nieces and nephew’s boisterous laughter knocked her out of her daze-then she noticed the way the joint in her hand had been burning for who knows how long-the heat slightly burning her fingertips.

Before she found herself zoning out again she ashed out the joint against the old wooden porch railing, swatting away the ashes then brushing her hands against her legging clad thighs while letting out a long sigh. Then she made her way to the front door, knocking a few times, swaying back and forth from the balls of her feet to her heels.

“This is what you showed up in? Really? Do you own a single dress? Did I raise you to walk around looking homeless?” she scoffed, rolling her eyes while her mother practically yanked her off of her feet and into the home. Granted she was thankful to be enveloped in the heat and the smell of gingerbread cookies-the one thing that her mother never burned. Was she the best cook on the planet? That’s something that y/n would state as debatable-but she’d never criticize her mother’s cooking-not on a holiday at least.

“Mother, it’s Christmas dinner-and this is athleisure-thank you.” her mother scoffed, shaking her head as her eyes raked against her daughter's figure. The girl wore a pair of black leggings with an apparent white check on them alongside a fitted black long sleeve with her favorite cheetah print faux fur coat overtop-hell she was even wearing men’s ugg shoes. Then as she watched her daughter take off the black beanie she groaned, seeing the two messy braids on her head.

“I raised you better than this-and you’re alone? Again?” Y/n scoffed at her mother, resisting the urge to roll her eyes as she walked further into her childhood home, doing her best not to trail any snow onto the mahogany toned floorboards. “Mama, I’m telling you right now, I’m fine-I look fine and I don’t need a partner to be happy-I’m perfectly happy alone!”

The scoff that was heard to the right of her only further irritated the girl. Her older sister met her stare, raising her brows while she eyed the girl. “You’re not happy-it’s been six months and you’re still single, you reek like pot and based on your hair it’s obvious that you’re not out on the market” Y/n’s mouth dropped at that, she was quick to roll her eyes and walk away from the two of them, making her way into the kitchen that smelled of both burnt ham and mac and cheese. It was a familiar scent and for that she was thankful, but she was still irritated by her family members.

Sure she was still single, and it’d been six months since her break up-but that didn’t mean that they had the right to prod at her like a seventh grade lab dissection. It was something she’d been used to-at least from her Mother-always asking when she’d be in a relationship, when she’d bring someone home, and when she’d ‘get her life together’.

“Hey, hey, hey, baby you know we’re just concerned about you!” she scoffed at her mother, shaking her head while grabbing one of the gingerbread cookies off of the kitchen island, biting it while holding in any sarcastic comments she wanted to make. Then a swarm of kids ran around the room-and while she knew her sister would complain-she easily handed all four of them a cookie each then shot them all a wink. After all she was the fun aunt.

“So you haven’t quit smoking I see?” She stepped away from her mother-who was currently prodding at the girls hair. “I quit smoking-I just happened to take a smokey uber is all mother” she scoffed, shaking her head at her daughter. “People don’t want a girl who doesn’t take care of herself, who smokes, and who lies about smoking” with that her mother walked away.

“Y’know it’s not so bad-” she rolled her eyes, staring at her older sister Sierra “what’s not that bad? Everyone throwing it in my face that I’m single? Mom always having shit to say to me? Or the fact that none of you can accept me being okay with being alone?” before her sister could respond, their brother came running into the kitchen, easily grabbing Y/n and pulling her into a side hug before harshly running his hand along the top of her hair.

“It wouldn’t be a real holiday if my big sis wasn’t single!” She scoffed, shoving Darren off of her while she flared her nostrils in annoyance. “Get the hell away from me you shitbag” He laughed at her, a wide smile on his face before he took in her clothing of choice. “Y/n, what is this-I know you didn’t show up in that-what are you Aunt Lauryn?” she scoffed again, walking away from her siblings, just in time to hear her mother gossiping with her nieces about y/n’s relationship status.

“She needs to get back out there, I don’t think she understands that she really only has until thirty” “and she’s like 22!” y/n groaned at the sound of her eldest niece-Samantha-agreeing with her mother, of course grandma was going to sit and brainwash the girls into thinking they needed a partner-or a man to be happy.

Just as she was about to sit on the porch for some air, Aunt Lauryn showed up, a bright smile on her face while she adorned a ‘slutty mrs. claus’ outfit alongside bringing home a rather hefty man who appeared to be dressed in a Mall santa claus costume. She slowly nodded her head, furrowing her brows at the two of them before stepping to the side, letting them in. The girl hadn’t really processed the man’s name-but she knew her Aunt was always bringing random dates to events-so she had learned not to question things.

“Ah y/n! Don’t you just look beautiful! Come here-” she pulled the girl into a hug which oddly enough was soothing. “Came alone? I don’t blame ya-” “-who’s he?” her aunt laughed, nodding her head before moving away to shut the front door, the both of them turning to glance over at him, the house’s open floor plan allowed a clear view of the man in the kitchen, currently snacking on multiple cookies at once while most certainly irritating y/n’s mother.

“Oh honey, that’s my holidate-you see we met at the Mall multiple times this past month-it was basically fate! Anyways so here’s the dealio, we meet, I bring him to every holiday as my date so no one asks me any questions! It’s the perfect arrangement, been doing it since you were a kid”

Y/n’s mouth opened then closed and for a few moments she looked like a fish out of water, however when she finally processed things she let out a laugh. “Is that why all of our holiday pictures have a strange out of place man in them?” Lauryn laughed and nodded her head before flipping her straightened-and more than likely dyed-blonde hair over her shoulder. For as long as y/n could remember Aunt Lauryn had perfect blonde hair-plus the woman had bi weekly hair appointments-so she’d managed to put two and two together.

“You should try it, find a friend-a nice young man-and make him your holidate! It’ll get all of these tight asses off of you” the two of them laughed together before heading towards the kitchen again.

It’d been a few hours since their conversation at the door, the entire family was currently finishing up dinner, however y/n was sitting at the kids table because while the girl was incredibly smart-she was also petty and somewhat childish. She’d refused to let her family members add in the table leaf into her grandmother’s old wooden table-mainly because she knew that her relatives all knew she’d be coming alone-and yet they still hadn’t planned for enough seating options.

So now the girl was nursing the same glass of straight vodka while the kids got up, running through the house as everyone else cleaned things up.

“Aw c’mon little sis! Cheer up! It’s Christmas” she pursed her lips, staring at her sister’s husband Ryan. “Ryan, I’ve grown to love you yes-but don’t call me little sis-I don’t even let Sierra and Darren call me that” he nodded his head a few times, running his hand through his messy auburn hair. He gave y/n a look of sympathy and almost pity-and in the moment it irritated the girl because she was beyond tired of being given the same exact expression anytime she showed up still single.

Samantha sat across from the girl, offering her a small smile “Auntie y/n are you happy?” she shrugged at her niece “that’s a good question-that I do not have the answer for. Are you happy Sammy?” the little girl nodded her head, flipping her red curls away from her face-a gene that she’d gotten from her father-before smiling.

“Yeah, I have a boyfriend at school-his name’s Levi! He shares his juice boxes with me at recess every day and sometimes we hold hands in class and-” “so you’re happy because you have a boyfriend?” she nodded “well that and because I get to see you guys too! And we get presents soon!” y/n smiled at her niece, nodding her head a few times before taking a sip of her drink.

Then Sam was off, running through the house with her younger siblings, harassing her parents about presents, and just causing a ruckus-but y/n smiled at the sight of it all. She missed being that young and innocent without a worry in the world.

It only took about half an hour for her mother to call her into the living room, stating that she was holding off presents until she joined them. So the girl placed her drink on the counter-away from where the kids could get to it-and made her way to the living room, sitting between her sister and her mother while everyone passed around a plethora of presents.

She zoned out while everyone opened their gifts, offering a forced smile when she opened the few random things she’d received-however the pair of oversized pajamas from her older sister irritated her. Everyone else received intricate and well thought out gifts and Y/n was staring at a pair of plaid pants that were two sizes too big in the worst way possible alongside a matching flannel top that made her want to gouge her eyeballs out.

Was she overreacting? Slightly. However she’d gotten used to getting the shit end of the stick in her family-being the middle child-and as of late being the only single one and quite frankly the girl was tired of it. But of course she forced a smile then agreed to go change into the pajamas.

She stared at her reflection in the mirror of her childhood bedroom. The corners of it were covered in random stickers while she stared at her reflection-pulling the pant’s draw string as tight as possible and letting the flannel roll off of one of her shoulders exposing the strap to her black sports bra. She’d tried buttoning it up all the way-however it was clearly designed to show cleavage-and when something was too big and already low cut-well it didn’t fit well.

For a moment she’d debated on laying in her old twin sized bed, screaming into the sage green comforter-but then she realized it had a thin layer of dust on it because her mother hadn’t bothered to keep up with the room knowing her daughter hardly stayed over anymore. Granted she’d probably have to tonight since she’d had more than enough to drink.

But she made her way down the steps, careful not to trip on the extra fabric pooling at her ankles-however when she’d finally made it downstairs she was just in time to watch her brother get down on one knee, propose his love to his girlfriend Elizabeth Yang-giving a corny speech that sounded incredibly forced-followed by the four words she was positive would never leave her baby brother’s mouth until now.

“Will you marry me?” Elizabeth squealed, nodding her head rapidly, while everyone around them cheered-leaving Y/n to stare at them-her jaw practically touching the floor.

“Two out of three down!” she rolled her eyes at her mother’s remark, heading into the kitchen to grab the half empty vodka bottle before going upstairs, changing, and throwing herself into the bed-flipping the dusty pillow and screaming into the clean side.

Now as she stood in the line of some over the top retail shop in the mall trying to return the horrible gift her sister had given her-she was both hungover and annoyed. The girl wore a pair of grey sweatpants, a matching crewneck, the same black men’s uggs from the previous night-except this time instead of her cheetah print coat she wore a fur lined denim jacket-and for once she had her black hair down in it’s natural wavy full state. She did her best to apply some makeup this morning, however given her negative attitude-she’d easily wiped it all away.

The guy in front of her was clearly arguing with the woman behind the counter. from what she could hear the woman working there was entirely over the man in front of her. But Y/n was also over him-and by the time she fully processed his english accent she knew that she was tired of waiting.

“Oi tea time can you hurry up? Some of us have jobs to get back to” She crossed her arms-the large shopping bag making a crackling sound as she did it, her foot tapping against the grey tiled floors while her eyes traveled around the monotonous and bland store-even the logo looked tired and worn. Everything was grey, it was like she was in a retail prison.

When Tom turned around he had no idea what to expect, and for a second he’d forgotten what he was about to say because well-he was blindsided by the beautiful girl with a rancid attitude that was currently glancing around the shop with an evident bored expression.

“And how would you know that I don’t have a job, love?” Y/n rolled her eyes-her gaze meeting his. She blinked a few times, the unimpressed look clearly getting under the brunette’s skin. “You’re here-holding up a line at a shitty retailer the day after Christmas in the middle of the afternoon returning whatever that is-and judging by the pacing of your lackluster conversation you have time to spare while half of us are on our lunch breaks.”

He scoffed “these are khakis-lots of employed people have khakis for one-and for two it’s called patience. It’s a virtue y’know” She rolled her eyes again, his pronunciation of khakis irritated her-well she was already irritated but his accent only made it worse. On a usual day she’d probably compliment the accent, then force a smile before going about her business-but today? Today she was tired, hungover, and she had a little over forty-five minutes to make this return then catch an uber back home to go back to working.

“I hope you mean khakis-and truly I don’t give a shit-actually y’know what” she walked up to the register, shoving past him while rolling her eyes and placing the large bag on the counter-pulling out the black box that held the pajamas in them. The woman behind the counter looked slightly intimidated for a few seconds before she snapped out of it.

“Before you ask, I don’t have a receipt they were a gift from my sister to signify me being alone for the rest of my life and eventually eating myself into oblivion because apparently that’s what seemingly lonely people do on Christmas. Granted I drank more than I ate and after this shitshow I might just drink myself into oblivion.” her flat tone caught the girl and Tom off guard while they both watched her unbox the pajamas-holding them up while she spoke.

“Okay I can go check on this with one of my colleagues” Y/n nodded her head, the girl behind the counter walking off.

“To be fair you aren’t the only one who had a shitty holiday” she scoffed “please tea time do enlighten me on your oh so shitty holiday because that’s just absolutely what I need to hear right now?” Tom rolled his eyes-however he needed to vent about whatever the hell he’d experienced last night into this morning so he figured the best way to do so was with a random girl that he’d never see again-plus she’s a sight for sore eyes so he didn’t mind holding some type of conversation with her-even if she was being a bitch.

“Listen darling, I just spent the past day and a half wearing an ugly christmas sweater, in a house with a girl I barely even knew and her family that I’m pretty sure were in a cult, not to mention the fact that I had to drive two hours just to get to their house in the middle of some random suburb I’ve never even heard about and I got a half-decent blow job which was later thrown into my face because I didn’t get the girl a gift and she got me these-fucking khakis?”

Y/n looked to her right, staring at him while he spoke, blinking every now and then while keeping a straight face-however she couldn’t help but crack a smile at the way he described the blow job.

“I’ll take the khakis for $40 and a two for one pretzel coupon” the two of them turned around, seeing a woman wearing an ugly christmas sweater holding a few bags and random items that neither of them could properly place. Y/n glanced over at the brunette next to her who was now furrowing his brows mumbling a quick ‘what the fuck’ before finally responding with “$80 worth of shitty khakis? No-not for $40”

Then the woman behind the counter came back, clearing her throat before shooting y/n a smug look. “I can give you an in store credit for these, however given that they’re two seasons old and were probably bought on clearance-that will be a total of $4.99” y/n groaned, shaking her head before running a hand through her hair-well trying to then giving up halfway through because she knew her hair was too thick for that.

Tom laughed at that, mouthing ‘wow 4.99’ while staring at the girl next to her. He nodded his head, holding in any sarcastic comments.

“My sister has four fucking kids and turns into the cheapest bitch ever-like she’s not married to the redheaded McDreamy or some shit-what neither of you have seen Grey’s Anatomy? I don’t blame you-it’s super fucking long and half of the original cast is dead”

“Ma’am do you want the store credit? And sir I can only offer store credits on the pants-we don’t do exchanges this time of year-it was stated clearly to whoever purchased these items for you” with that Tom rolled his eyes before grabbing the pajamas from the black-haired girl to his left before turning around and facing the strange woman again.

“$50 for all of this, and I’ll throw in my number” Y/n scoffed “yeah like she wants all five foot five of your number?” he rolled his eyes looking at her before quickly gazing over her figure “you’re probably five foot five. I’m five foot eight-if you’re gonna criticize me at least try a little harder-anyways $50”

“$40 and I don’t want your number-I’ll take hers though” Y/n scoffed “while I’m flattered-no” “$50 take it or leave it” y/n scoffed, rolling her eyes “$45 and the coupon” “deal” with that y/n watched as the two of them exchanged items, then somehow she ended up walking side by side with the british brunette through the mall.

“You seriously want a pretzel?” “actually tea time I want two.” he shrugged, the both of them walking towards the Auntie Anne’s stand alone booth in the middle of this wing of the mall, Y/n mumbling something along the lines of ‘cinnamon’ while Tom placed the order. Neither of them said much to each other at the moment, but the girl behind the counter was blushing and stuttering as she spoke to Tom.

“Tea time it seems you have yourself an admirer. Maybe it’s the oh so dazzling british accent and the overdone hair” he rolled his eyes at the girl, but she was somewhat right, he’d noticed the way the cashier’s eyes widened when she heard his accent-but he didn’t make a big deal out of things and he assumed the woman standing with him was only doing so to get under his skin.

Something about her was captivating him, he had no actual knowledge of who she was outside of her shitty Christmas experience, her bad attitude, and her looks-hell he didn’t even know her name and yet somehow he felt drawn to her. Maybe it was because she wasn’t shy or nice-he had no honest clue.

When she’d gotten the pretzels the both of them kept walking through the mall, making small talk with one another except she stopped dead in her tracks pushing him back slightly when she spotted the man her Aunt had brought home to Christmas dinner working his shift at the kids Santa Claus set up.

“God damnit-he saw me-shit” Tom furrowed his brows, glancing in the direction she was looking. “The mall Santa? You argue with him in a department store as well?” she rolled her eyes, lightly smacking his chest without thinking about the motion “shut up no he was my Aunt’s holidate-she brought him yesterday and he was kinda nice but kinda weird-he licked the frosting off of his cookies and that shit-that shit was abnormal. But who am I really to judge when I chugged half a handle of titos and passed out”

“Well isn’t that just the most attractive thing ever” she furrowed her brows, annoyance set into her features while she stared at him. “What the hell is a holidate?”

“Wow look at you Peppa asking real questions now-anyways it’s basically a person that you just date on the holidays, well it’s one date every holiday-your friends, a total stranger, who knows. It just helps get the pitying looks away from you for once.” he nodded his head a few times while she spoke, but the Mall santa interrupted his train of thought.

“Y/n! Y/n is that you! Tell your Aunt Lauryn to call me back!” she grimaced slightly before nodding her head, grabbing the brunette’s arm and pulling him into the opposite direction. The last thing she wanted to do was entertain one of her Aunt’s conquests.

“Hear me out-can you walk a little slower we may as well be running right now-be my holidate for New Years?” she stopped walking, turning to face him, leaning forward slightly while she tilted her head, the bewildered expression made Tom laugh. He shrugged, putting his hands in his pockets while raising a brow.

“Alright hear me out-its New Years-one night that’s all, we can avoid the awkward interactions with people, there’s no need to explain ourselves to anyone, and all we need to do is show up together” she blinked a few times “we’re complete strangers and I know nothing about you”

He shrugged “alright tell me about your best christmas memory” “are you shitting me” “I’m dead serious” she rolled her eyes for a second, then crossed her arms over her chest before giving in. “Alright so I was like eight I think-totally loved Mickey Mouse had a mini disney obsession but not with the princesses-I’ve always found them to be too ‘i need a man to save me’ y’know? Anyways so my mom got me this Mickey Mouse hand puppet from the disney store in the mall and I became a ventriloquist and basically spent the next seven months nailing a Mickey Mouse impression.”

He held his laugh back, a smile on his face-and Y/n took a second to take in his smile. She immediately noticed his teeth-they were straight and white and honestly he had a really nice smile, that alongside the awkward tilt in his nose-it was evident that he’d broken it at some point in his life-and then her eyes found the odd tuft of hair on his left eyebrow-but somehow all of those features fit so well together on his face.

“Okay Mickey, let’s hear it. I got you a pretzel-technically two-so you owe me this'' she rolled her eyes before letting out a low sigh. Her headache had mostly faded away and the girl knew that while yes she was wasting time in the mall with him-she also didn’t really have to get back to work at the moment. She’d already met her required monthly quota.

“Fine-” she cleared her throat “I won’t be your stupid holidate tea time” the impression was pretty spot on and that caught Tom off guard-so much that he couldn’t hide the smile or laugh it brought out of him. “A woman of many talents I see.” she rolled her eyes “I still won’t be your holidate for New Years tea time”

“I’ll tell you everything about myself-from the city I was born in to my mother’s maiden name” she nodded her head, placing a finger on her chin while staring off in the distance before letting out a forced gasp “and your social security number?” he rolled his eyes “it’s a national insurance number in the UK” “well if I’m gonna commit identity theft then I’ll need that as well”

“Listen I have two tickets to the Gatsby's New Years party-” she sighed “I love that party” he nodded “-yeah, we can go together, drink together, and assume people's relationships while also guessing their occupations and judging them together” she nodded her head, furrowing her brows slightly “I do love judging drunk strangers at parties” “it’s a perfect plan!”

“Once again tea time, we’re complete strangers” she turned on her foot and started walking away, however he easily caught up with her before walking backwards in front of her “that’s what makes it perfect! We’re strangers, we don’t know each other, we don’t have ridiculously high expectations and none of that weird casual holiday dating shit to worry about! You can drink and flirt with randoms if you want, I genuinely won’t be bothered and vice versa”

She raised a brow and paused in her steps “I don’t even know your name tea time.” he paused in front of her “It’s Tom” “short for Thomas or just Tom?” “Short for Thomas” “last name” “Holland” she slowly nodded, raising a single brow while she held eye contact with the man.

“This is the part where you tell me your name darling” “don’t call me Darling. And it’s Y/n-y/n y/l/n. Now if I say yes to this-will you murder me?” he let out another laugh, shaking his head before running a hand through his hair. “I don’t think so-I feel like you’d put up a fair fight” it was now y/n’s turn to laugh. “Alright-I’ll consider it here-” before she could finish pulling her phone out of her pocket she was given a business card.

“You carry around business cards with your info on it? Cocky much?” he smirked “when you look this good? I feel like it's justifiable” she rolled her eyes looking down at the card, however upon reading ‘professional golfer’ she shook her head a few times, holding in her own laugh.

“Professional golfer? So what really do you do Thomas?” “Well, aren’t you just so slick? I’m a golfer-it’s an actual career y/n.” His sarcasm brought a wide smile to her face-somehow she’d found him endearing and sure there was always a risk in agreeing to go on a date with a random stranger-but then again her entire life was a series of risks-some that worked out and some that didn’t.

“So will you call me?” she shook her head “no I don’t think so” her teasing tone said opposite to what her actual words did, and while she walked past him he couldn’t help but smirk “I’ll be waiting to hear from you love” she looked back at him while still walking “Thomas I won’t be calling you, thanks for the card though” with that she turned around and made her way into the large JCPenny, taking a straight path outside before calling an uber to come get her.

At first she hadn’t genuinely considered taking the Brit up on his offer, however after a long conversation with her mother that consisted of the woman interrupting one of her work calls multiple times and trying to force her daughter to go on a date with the new neighbor-who just happened to be a Doctor named Farooq, she simply shook her head, eyeing the card sitting on the corner of her somewhat messy desk.

But she was tired of her mother, friends, and family consistently harassing her and trying to set her up with random people-acting as if they knew every single little detail about her and what she wanted and didn’t want in a partner. Then of course there was the way her mother always wanted ‘the best of the best’ for her, meaning she tried to get her to settle down with doctors, lawyers, and random professionals that she deemed good enough solely based on ther tax brackets.

The frustration led to her grabbing her phone and the white business card, then she sent the text.

‘I’ll be your holidate under the condition that you don’t murder me. Be here at 8 on new years, I’ll send you my address sometime before then if you’re still up for it Tea Time’

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