#the hooter shooters

[bubtans]

went with a friend to see barbie today with pink makeup and a pink shirt and it was very pink and very cute

[pommigranite]

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[feetmanseoul]

Recipe for Purple Hooter This drink, which is my all-time favorite shooter, has occasionally caused my IQ to drop in half. 1.5 teaspoons black raspberry liqueur, 1/2 fluid ounce triple sec, 1 jigger vodka

[carnivore-voyeur]

A Summary of Per Eriksson's Live on Insta (7/30/24) for those of you who haven't seen it. (It's still up on his instagram as of right now if you want to see it)

Under Read More because there's so much. There's a few heavy topics, so please be aware of that.

He was in Sweden again, and he spoke Swedish a little bit. He said he's very good at Swedish. (I don't understand Swedish very well, but he said where he was from and that he could speak the language) The house he stays in when he's in Sweden is his brother's house. The room he films in was built by him and his brother.

He spoke a bit more about The Black River Kult. Orders will be shipped about two weeks from now. He's planning a giveaway of one of the signed guitar picks.

He's not putting his hair down for everyone again. He doesn't love his hair, and he's not sure why people like it. He says if people keep asking him to put it down, he'll cut it off on screen. He says he's too lazy to take care of it.

He said Zero is about 6 months old. He wants to adopt a cat soon as well, and maybe another dog. If it was up to him, he'd adopt every dog in the world.

He's happy to hear that people were inspired by him to learn guitar. He says inspiring people to do something creative with their lives makes him happy.

He explained again that he's not "psychotic" about Snoopy. (Someone said there's a Snoopy theme park in Minnesota)

He's thinking of covering up his Sodomizer tattoo because he doesn't like it. He knows people are going to disagree with him on it.

PER IS 174-175 CM TALL. YOU CAN STOP ARGUING ABOUT HIS HEIGHT NOW!!! (That's ~5'8") He jokes that he's "Swedish Short" meaning he's short for a guy from Sweden.

He said all his height is in his limbs. He's got long legs and long arms. He says he looks a bit freaky. (Side note: this isn't uncommon in people with joint hypermobility. I'm not saying he has that, but he is flexible!)

He has an idea for a restaurant like Hooters but it's all men in tight pants with boners. It's called "Dongs." His OnlyFans will be called OnlyDongs.

He doesn't run the Zero fanpage. He loves it, though.

He doesn't know the band Avatar, but he says the bassist of the band kept hitting on his girlfriend.

He loves Muse, but he hasn't really listened to their newer stuff. He also loves The Misfits and used to be a drummer in a Misfits cover band.

He thought Gojira's performance at the Olympics was very cool.

He's thinking about doing a Twitch stream. He likes first person realistic shooters and horror games. He really likes Phasmophobia. He says he's not a great gamer, but he's okay with people watching him play. He's a big Silent Hill II fan as well and showed off his Pyramid Head tattoo.

Per's new tattoo is a "Fuck Cancer" tattoo. It's on the inside of his arm near his armpit. He says his father died last year from cancer and that it was a horrible experience. He says his mom had cancer, too, but she survived. He says he might need to go to therapy to deal with all of it. (He seemed reluctant to talk about his new tattoo at first).

He says he's not really a people person and he never really wanted children. He much prefers animals. He used to have an iguana.

He says it takes a lot of time and a lot of work to learn guitar. It can be slow and frustrating, but you've got to keep pushing. He always wanted to be a guitar player. He started with drums but he thought guitar was cooler. His brother and his father helped him. His first guitar was a Fender Strat copycat.

When asked if he was watching the Olympics, he said no. He didn't realize they were going on at first. Per says he lives in his own world, so he's not always sure what's going on around him. It's the only way he can live.

He stays away from Twitter because he says there's a lot of stupid people on there running their mouths.

He got into King Diamond because he thought the album cover for Abigail was cool. He ended up loving the album and the rest is history.

He likes tacos and breakfast foods. He used to like bacon, but stopped eating it because he felt bad for the pigs. He wishes he could go vegan, but he thinks he'd probably starve himself to death because he's not good at feeding himself. He limits eating meat.

He can't grow a beard.

Someone asked him what he thinks about hate crimes. He said he believes everyone in the world should be able to do what they want as long as it doesn't hurt anyone else. He doesn't understand why people would hate someone for being gay.

He explains that just because he doesn't say something about something doesn't mean he supports any of the horrible things happening in the world. He doesn't support any horrible thing happening in the world. He doesn't understand hunting people down for their opinions, though. He's not a political person, so stop asking him political questions or expecting him to make political comments. He says if you want to make a change, then you go out and do it rather than yell at people on Twitter.

He knows people were calling him a Nazi on Twitter. He says it was really weird of them to say that. He says he wouldn't have lasted long among the Nazis given who he's friends with. So to him, it made no sense.

Per addressed a rumor someone made up about him to exemplify how people make up things and they spiral out of control. Someone made up a rumor that Per had children all over the world that he didn't care about or support, which wasn't true. (I remember this rumor. It was awful). He said he got a ridiculous amount of hate for it, even though it wasn't true. So, he asks that people please fact check before sharing anything about him.

When someone said they were starting a "Sodo Cosplay", Per said "I don't really know what that is but maybe you should pick something prettier to dress up as" - clearly acknowledging that SODO is PER and not the ghoul's name.

[antidrumpfs]

Lauren Boebert's Shooter's Grill has been replaced by Tapatios Family Mexican Restaurant

Shooters restaurant had its origins in a simple concept: what if Hooters but guns? It started because a man died downtown. According to the Congresswoman, he was beaten to death outside of her business and that sparked her motivation to carry a firearm with her for protection. In reality, he died from a drug overdose and was a block away from the storefront.

Shooters made headlines a few times over the course of its nearly decade-long run, and almost never for the reasons you’d want to be in the news if you ran a restaurant. In 2017, Boebert’s business was the source of a widespread food poisoning outbreak after she set up shop at the Garfield County fair and served pork sliders out of a temporary location that was not properly permitted. At least 80 people got sick, with many experiencing nausea and bloody diarrhea.

The restaurant lost $226,000 over 2020. Closing the doors on Shooters for good was tough for Boebert. She told the Glenwood Springs Post Independent that “we were like a family,” and that “Shooters, for any employee, was their life. We lived and breathed it every single day.” Employees seem to disagree. According to a report from Mother Jones, Boebert was a “monster” who regularly criticized employees and failed to pay on time — and often just paid directly from the register instead of issuing paychecks. That’s certainly one way to treat family.

[unibeartoon]

OH MY LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THOSE big booba looba BANG BANGS!! those CONGO BONGOS... THOSE jiggly jiggly jiros. those plumpa lumpa dump POW POWS... succulent suckers! Whoopee cushion yum yums, triple nipple wham whams,, those bouncin biggalos!! THOSE BIG FAT HOOTER SHOOTERS

[heroineimages]

Excerpt from something I don't know what to do with yet

Fiddling with a story idea I had about a bi single-mom meeting her sometimes-friends-with-benefits bestie's new girlfriend and welcoming her into their social circle. No idea what I'll do with any of it, but it's a random idea I had inspired by several GL stories I follow.

"H-hey, um, Julia, C-Carmen asked me to come see if I can help," hailed a timid voice from the kitchen doorway.

I turned from arranging crackers on the tray to see Quinn cowering in the doorway, hugging herself. "Sure, hon!" I beamed, trying to adopt my most non-intimidating posture. I guessed Quinn to be no taller than 5'1" without her heels on, and even with them she was a good inch shorter than my 5'4".

"We need cheese grated for Carmen's signature cheesy garlic bread. There's a bowl already out," I added, pointing to it. "Cheddar is in the fridge, grate around a quarter of it. Pedro broke the grater attachment for Carmen's Salad-Shooter, and she keeps meaning to replace it, so you'll have to use the hand-grater in the drawer to the left of the stove."

"Okay, found it," Quinn announced quietly, holding the grater out to me as if I might not believe her claim, otherwise.

I think I see what Lonnie meant about her new girlfriend's self-esteem struggles, I observed silently as Quinn set the grater atop the designated bowl and started shredding cheese. I still wasn't sure why she was so nervous around me, but by now I suspected she was wary of the fact that Lonnie and I were best friends who used to fuck.

"So, um, Carmen mentioned that you and Lonnie were friends-with-benefits," Quinn finally confessed, glancing in my direction without ever really making eye-contact.

"Yeah! Though it's been a good four months since last time," I admitted, trying to reassure her. "Long before the two of you met, I promise."

"S-sorry," she murmured. I glanced over to watch her choke back a sob, tears forming at the corners of her eyes. "I didn't mean to t-take that away from you--" she started, trailing off, fighting off another sob.

"Sweetheart, I wish you wouldn't worry about that," I promised, slicing up Monterey Jack for the cheese-and-crackers tray. "Sure, Lonnie and I are occasional friends-with-benefits. But romance wasn't one of those benefits! We've been friends for I guess it's been over five years. We've had each other's backs when things got shitty for either of us, and she's like an aunt to my little girl.

"Sure, we've fucked quite a few times," I explained, gesturing with the cheese-slicer while she grated cheddar to melt over the garlic bread. "But that part of our relationship was never more than two friends having sexy fun together. I want her to find a terrific girlfriend! I want Lonnie to date someone who can fulfill her romantic needs and give her the kind of intimacy she's after. Sorry if this seems crude, but no matter how intense our sex-life was, it was never any deeper than that she's got a bod like a fucking amazon, and I have wicked-awesome hooters!" I set the cheese-slicer down and hefted my c-cups for emphasis.

Quinn giggled a little for the first time since I met her. "She does have a body like an amazon," she agreed, glancing at my chest before blushing and turning away.

"Right?" I laughed, glad to see her relaxing around me as I picked the slicer back up. "I could relate a lot better to that song by the Commodores after I met her! The point is, hon, I don't want you to feel insecure about Lonnie and me. Just treat my friend like the sexy warrior-queen she is, and I promise you and I will never have a problem, deal?"

"Yeah, okay, deal," she promised, setting the cheese down and offering me her hand on it.

I laughed and shook it. We lapsed into silence as we went back to prepping dinner. I had to laugh a moment later when I heard Quinn murmur, "She's the one, the only one, built like an amazon."

"Woo! Sing it, girl! Belt it out like you're on stage in Vegas!" I cheered, bumping my hip to hers as I swayed my booty to the tune.

"So damned glad to see you two getting along," Lonnie gave a sigh both exasperated and relieved as she entered the kitchen a minute later to the two of us giggling and singing "She's a Brick House."

She'd always hated that song.

[fangedup]

Hooters but it's guys in grey sweats, call it Shooters

[boag]

Ride with a shooter, you know my shooters salute

Lil Kendall, he booted, get turned to a noodle

Take a bitch finesse at the Hooters

Ran up a check with a scooter, headshot in medulla

You know I ride with a beam

Lil bro gon fuck up the scene, your ***** fiend

Turned that lil bitch to a meme

Pockets on green, poured up a four, I’m on lean

[treuallahtreuvulieou]

How do I feel leef

University of P or C Chicago not uno united nations operations Pizzeria

Hawkingson Hawkins Hopkins Hokingu Hokinsu Hokinzu Hokinseu Huojinsi Hooters shooter Haneunim Shangdi Dio Dios Dieu God Gott Kami

[alchemisland]

Stuffstrutter

I put up pictures, me with dukes up saying put up or shut up Jeweller never busier than after I’ve brandished my shooter Hooters girls afford solid state computers after two minutes in my booth Wearing a brand-new Copeland suit, flattening it out Fat line of coke up the snout Empty shelves and presses gonna put stuff Empty hell, all demons in Dublin gonna strut stuff In a pink ruff hair…

[gojoshooter]

🍬 🍦 ☁️ :)

ruins my girl thank u

🍬 an unpopular opinion about a popular character. ooh. I'll take unpopular ≠ bitter opinions because I have a few about gojo. firstly I think Gojo's my albino baby, you can just make that out by looking at him. Also I think Gojo reminds me a lot of lord Shri Krishna...? I mean look, he's had people planning death from the moment he was born. He was born for the good. Even their playful personality :)

🍦3 good things about a character i hate that's a good question but i don't think I hate anything good??😭 i hate a sweet face character with unpredictable agressive side. also when a character is too good at degrading in bed i ruunnn outta the fic I know that is supposed to be hot but wtv I'm not butt naked to be called the w word. I think that's all?

☁️ what made me choose my username? i wanted someone to ask me this :D it was actually Gojo's hooter and 'hooting' in like 'hyping' but when i realised it spells gojo shooter i thought alright that wasn't that bad either? i don't hate him or smth hehe he's one of my main bun <3

[leboworld]

coolin with my sharpshooters

sike i don't have shooters

they're all taking a break at hooters

due to their infatuation with big tits

man

i wish i could stop em

but the titties got ahold before me

wish i waas dash with that quick speed

hit at 1000 miles with that 6 speed

fuck it

4 speed

cause i really that great

just give me some time let me damn breathe

i got the answers cause im chynese

yup yup

ou wee

no matter what happens my children gonna come out awesomely

yup yup

ou wee

yip yip

call me appa how i send em flying

yup yup

ou wee

yip yip

im aang with the mastering of the elementing

haha yup yup

ou wee look at my genes im just so fuckin clean

haha yup yup

out wee

tell em to suck a dick n die early if they're hating

haha yup yup n yip yip got my back

wait no where to be found

all in my imagination

now im a wizard part of the magi nation

i lost my damn mind tryna look cool

now im a fool and they've got a tool up on a face

damn bro

she like what u doing bae? i am busy fasting

gotta clean out my system

throw the ball like it's power ball

roman empire, watch me fall

fall in love with me

fallin in love on call

[secondhand81625099]

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Rifleman's Eagle emblem and badge of the Rifleman's Association - graphic design. / Orzeł Strzelecki godło i odznaka Związku Strzeleckiego - opracowanie graficzne.

[theshmeepking]

MY- LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THOSE big booba looba BANG BANGS!! those CONGO BONGOS.. THOSE jiggly jiggly jiros. those plumpa lumpa dump POW POWS.. succulent sucker-sucks! Whoopee cushion yum yums, triple nipple wham whams. those bouncin biggalos!! THOSE BIG FAT HOOTER SHOOTERS🤤🤤