Look, I can't explain myself. This popped into my head today and A, it's true, and B, it made me laugh harder than it should have.
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i love you singers whose vocals sound desperate i love you musicians who sound like if you don’t get this song out you’re going to explode i love you songs that sound like they’re dragging the vocalist with them 80 miles per hour down the highway tied to the back of a truck i love you voice cracks in emotional songs i love you unique voices i love you music that disturbs the comfortable and comforts the disturbed
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cursed construction core hi vis bra that came to me in a dream
In the dream I saw it in the window display of a hardware/DIY/trade shop, implying it was meant to be a practical garment designed for actual female constructions workers in a Female Armour level missed-the-brief attempt at gender inclusion
The practical support from the visible underwire combined with the hi vis implying it’s not meant to be worn as an undergarment, I just-
I blame my binge-reading ND Stevenson’s gender comics talking abt masculinity and femininity incl the one abt Victoria’s Secret lingerie yesterday for this monstrosity x’D
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Team “Ticking Time Bomb” now available for official inquiries.
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The bride and the ugly ass groom
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[image description: the bugs bunny in a tuxedo "I wish all (blank) a very pleasant (blank) mad eto say" I wish all of my Jewish followers a very pleasant sukkot". In front of bugs there are two etrog branches, a lemon-like fruit on them.]
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