The bride and the ugly ass groom
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Jewish Family dynamics and the Batfamily:
“Why the hell would you do that?” grabs your ass off the ground and takes you home
“What the fuck are you doing bleeding everywhere? I just washed that carpet!” bandages your wounds while complaining the entire time
“I told you not to try that jump!” gives you ibuprofen every four hours without asking
“You look stupid with all that shit on your face.” tenderly reassures you that your face will look exactly the same when you wake up at three in the morning terrified about the reconstructive plastic surgery
“Don’t do that again.” holds you when you cry
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regulus "you with the dark curls" black
lily "you with the watercolor eyes" evans
james "you who bears all your teeth in every smile" potter
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my headcanon is that our beloved blue eyed king Gojo Satoru is a bi icon
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Shinichi: I've just been paid a visit from KID.
Hakuba: KID? What is he up to?
Shinichi: He wants to do something "nice" for me.
Hakuba: ...I'll alert the Inspector.
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I made up these shirts to make this because honestly it's so them
Also have some more doodles because I need to draw this ship more tbh
I hope people see my vision because GOD I need more content of these two assholes dating one another. We love two toxic people who are perfect for one another and make it everyone else's problem
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Me finally getting some goddamned vindication on the dcmk theory I’ve been wholeheartedly supporting for a decade.
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oh that max/oscat drabble is 😍😍😍😍 i love the casual way lando talks to oscat, fully aware he sounds insane by talking to a “cat” like the cat is gonna talk back … i love that
i'm imagining this happening well into the season, like after the summer break so lando's gotten VERY USED to finding oscat snuggled onto the couch of his driver's room (rather than. you know. oscar's perfectly acceptable own driver's room). idk like even in a setting where they're not endgame i can see them have this comfortable joke-y relationship. also lando seems like the kind of guy who'd talk to a cat regardless of wether or not the cat actually understands him. he's just lucky that this one does
ANYWAY i like this idea of. max coming across oscar as a cat at first, not realizing it's oscar and he's just like "cat!!!!!!! i like cats" and tries to pet it. oscar is reluctant at first maybe but max is nice and he's being so polite about it and also he smells kind a good? and the sweatpants he happens to be wearing a really soft. and like MAYBE oscar will just have a lil nap. a tiny one. like who's going to KNOW. he can indulge himself Just This Once
which is of course when lando barges in
i did also have this idea of charles also being a shape shifter (except he's... a mouse) and max tries to warn him like "hey i've been seeing this cat in lando's driver's room a few times? like you might want to watch out when you're in mouse form" and charles just. laughs at him. because he thinks he's joking. anyway that's how max finds out the cat he's been snuggling with for the past few weeks is actually one of his best mate's slightly awkward teammates that flushes a truly adorable shade of BRIGHT FUCKING RED every time he's near max (in human form)
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nick playing a slutty prince who’s gay/bisexual is a trend that should never end
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Yuuji’s type being Jennifer Lawerence (tall, nice ass) and Megumi being a tall guy with a nice ass.
Megumi’s type being someone with a strong character and Yuuji being a guy with a strong character.
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