#the muskrat

[gingerswagfreckles]

[geekalogian]

Watching Twitter unravel is really something

I wonder what it's like to be a privileged dickweed who has never had anybody say no to you in your entire life, only to have over half of your new company do so loudly, publicly, and in a way that will cost you literal billions and possibly end your entire business empire

Because that's the crux of it really, isn't it?

This is a man who has lied for so long about his skills and capabilities that he believed his throng of fanboys more than he believed the actual truth: that he's a spoiled rich kid who wrote his name on top of everyone else's accomplishments and trampled over countless actually brilliant minds to fool people into thinking he had contributed anything to society.

I'm watching some of the people be like "this has to be part of his plan!! He must WANT Twitter to go under; there's no way he could be this stupid!"

And like, if a miracle falls into his lap and he ISN'T ruined forever after this, hell definitely claim that

But the unvarnished truth is that he's a charlatan, protected by daddy's money and a society that can't say no to rich white men.

I just really enjoy watching a person's bluff get called in such a dramatic way.

[thewitchqueen281]

I just don't understand why he doesn't consult his legal or pr team on literally anything.

if I had the money to afford those I'd have them shoring up literally every single thing i said ever

(also for the sake of others I do understand its actually massively inflated ego)

[rosesofthetwilight]

[sun-dog-au]

[Insert flashback harp music]

Ch. 2 pt. 5

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[delyon-in-the-valley]

Múmin Magazine Issue 5: The Hobgoblin Arrives, part 2

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[flowerbloom-arts]

A troll-ey problem, if you will.

[del3141]

Don't get me wrong this is funny as hell, but the most directly amusing part of this to me is this line:

Hoo boy, are you telling me that it's even easier to permanently disfigure your fancy PS1 truck than literally any other vehicle on the market? Wow.

I do not advocate keying any cybertrucks you see. Don't waste the effort! Honestly it seems like normal wear and tear will do it just fine.

[ellaofoakhill]

Hey accounting/architecture buffs, has anyone ever done even a ballpark estimate as to just how much it would cost to build a skyscraper a) tall enough that its summit (?) reaches above the level of cloud cover typical in Manhattan, and b) structurally sound enough to support a 10th century Scottish castle at that height above its base?

I just wanna know if Xanatos spent more on it (adjusted for inflation, of course) than Muskrat has on Twitter.

[jinjeriffic]

Oh dear, the death trap car company is losing sales? Shocker

[37zack11]

[gingerswagfreckles]

How is the Musk vs. Zuckerberg cage fight not all over tumblr immediately this is insane this is God's gift to mankind this is the funniest thing that's ever happened in the history of planet earth. Eat the rich???? Eat the rich??!!?!?! We aren't going to even get the CHANCE to eat the rich bc they are literally, LITERALLY going to kill each other with their teeth!!!!!

[geekalogian]

BEHOLD: A normal website, functioning normally!!

[badoccultadvice]

Lord almighty, how much is Elon paying for these videos? Surely enough to afford some more payroll for staff.

[rosesofthetwilight]

[sun-dog-au]

Character sheets for everyone else who was introduced in the comic so far!