#the old lady looked nice

[expecto-kedavra]

I could crush at least 13 deviled eggs rn, EASY

[mothscotch]

i had ideas yesterday

[vigilskeep]

[ID: reply from @idkjustsomegames saying “Ooh can we see screenshots of the new inquisitor?”]

sure! this is lady beatrice trevelyan. my sad wet chantry mouse.

she was just an impulse creation from last night so it remains to be seen if i will continue with her + all questions about her backstory still need to be hammered out. (she’s of age, why hasn’t she been given to the chantry yet? who was she with at the conclave, who did she lose? where did a sheltered young noblewoman get the scar that i give to like half my inquisitors because i’m obsessed with it?) but i really enjoyed playing her! surprised myself with how much honestly. i always love playing characters who meet the setting where it’s at

[pratchettquotes]

"But that's--that's a bit heartless, Esme."

"Heartless it may be, but headless it ain't. I've never claimed to be nice, just to be sensible. No need to look like that."

Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies

[satans-knitwear]

With a cherry on top 🍒

Treat me ~ Tip Me ~ More of me

[hella1975]

wondering why old ladies aren’t smiling at me around town as much this morning then remember im wearing hoops and a puffer jacket and generally look like a bitchy year 9 girl who’s about to punch someone

[pickled-flowers]

Yesterday at work 3 kids came to my cash register and bought some slime candy, overall a very pleasant interaction they were very polite. An hour later they came back and gave me a chocolate bouquet from the dollar store like I was their Valentine's 😭😭😭 the kids are alright

[treecakes]

how to wear a long straight skirt without looking like the old conservative catholic ladies of my youth.

[flammedoudoune]

Random interactions I've had in the past couple of days in Japan:

-old naked lady at the sento who did her best to explain to 3 confused french tourists who had never been to a public bathhouse how to proceed, despite us barely speaking any japanese, and her barely speaking any english. She also gave us sweets afterwards. She was lovely.

-middle aged man who stopped us in the street to tell us we were beautiful. He then said "I am crazy", smiled, gave us a thumbs up, and left.

-brazilian tourist who started talking to me in the bus and told me I should go visit Himeji.

-old japanese man who started talking to me in the train station and told me I should go visit Himeji.

[beaversatemygrandma]

Interview. Interview. Oh Another interview. Interview. Interview. Guess what's next? An interview that a manager is like "Today at 2pm sound good?" which I took bc yeah, it was good...

I'm tired.

Now will ANY OF THEM ACTUALLY Call Me Back???

[angstigone]

last thing:

so I went to spend some time while waiting for the train at the bookstore and I am minding my business in the romance section honestly reading the cringiest plot (pls if you are a romance girlie, don't take it personally, it's a simple opinion) for the funsies and this clerk comes to me.

immediately my socially awkward self is like 'oh is she pissed because I didn't say "hi" upon entering' and she's like 'oh can I give you a rec since I saw that you are looking at heartbreaking romances' and I am like 'oh alright', although I just am not truly into romance (and I now buy most of romances books in the ebook format because it's cheaper).

still, it's her job, I didn't want to seem rude and she drags me here and shows me the 'addicted' series, which isn't really my thing because I don't like that it seems so dragged out; either way I listen and then the cringiest thing happens.

she goes to move away and I am like 'oh god, I can get back to pretend nothing has happened' but the clerk turns around and is like 'oh it's spicy' like winking and I am like 'my sister in Christ, I read sukuna fan fiction for the thrill of it, I KNOW SPICY'.

so ahem yeah, never showing my face ever in a romance section.

[running-in-the-dark]

ooooh. we got an apartment!!!

the house isn't completely finished yet so we can't move in until April. we'll have to figure that out. but that's fine. it's in the town where my husband works! which is amazing.

[perilegs]

i am my father's son (enjoyer of irl sidequests)

[stuck-in-the-ghost-zone]

oh yeah baby fresh hair time

[lesbicastagna]

we came from the lake directly to the apartment we are renting for tonight so i was basically in my swimsuit and the old landlady did a double take on me and basically went "that body of yours is absurd"

[harmonizewithechoes]

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