#the palace in lotus paradise

[angelicalchaoticabyss]

The Palace in Lotus Paradise.

Yandere!Lotus Dragon Cookie x Reader (Songfic)

TW: Yandere behavior, mentions of death and stalking.

They remember when you first started living here, the day you came to Lotus paradise. Followed by your family you become a beloved member of the community, you always managed to bring a smile upon everyone’s face. To Lotus Dragon Cookie you seemed to light up the world with joy and life, and perhaps that’s what got them addicted to you. Lotus observed from afar for quite a long time though you had never met the dragon in person. They received all your wishes from the festival and cherished each one with the knowledge that you had touched the lantern.

They felt ever so close to you with each wish, so close to their heart. They seemed to not notice the creeping up obsession with you, they did know you were their favorite thing to observe though. They never wanted to steal your vitality from you, you were one the paradise wouldn’t feed from. After all, you were theirs. You were….their darling….lovely….mate~.

“Granting wishes? Simple enough.” In Lotus paradise, one dragon stands at the top Bearing a flair for music rarely come across Sharper than sharpened needles, and seeming beyond the seams they’ve caught the reverence of all the community.

Surely, they’d be perfect if not for their partner’s acts That sole thing holding them back cheats behind their back

Another day passed and you still haven’t returned to them, never heeded their summons. It both saddened and angered Lotus, why wouldn’t you come home to them? They love you so much and can give you everything but you won’t come? It makes no sense to them; they looked through their windows again to see if they could spot you. There you were down In the gardens! You looked ever so lovely among the flowers, you belonged among such beauties…and you belonged by their side.

Why won’t you return to them? They love you ever so much! You are their darling mate who they wish to give a life of luxury and comfort too, yet you act as if they don’t exist. It’s so utterly cruel of you to put them through this, darling love who knew you could be so cold and coy…

“Great Dragon, what are you looking at?” Hydrangea inquired.

“Only the most precious flower in my garden~.” Lotus responded.

“Even with one like me fastened by an oath, they’d rather lie with and lie that they’re coming home!” But as always, “Concentrate” I say and keep playing Mandolin clutched tightly while I strum deep into my thoughts

  Longan’s strings I’ve trained to raise as right as they raised me, Care for them well and they’ll play clearer to your needs In Lotus paradise, the hush has become routine For spending yet another morning conformed in peace Then I saw them on the street, gleaming with delight Who might she be, the lady I

see standing at your side?

Suddenly they found themselves very displeased, who was that you were approaching? She was quite the pretty girl wearing a crimson kimono with pomegranate seeds adorning it, hair tied up into buns with a look that clearly expressed deeper plots. Lotus subconsciously grit their teeth as they watched the both of you chat ever so casually and even happily at times. This Pomegranate cookie looked as if she wasn’t fully invested in what you were saying, THIS is what could catch your love?? This is whom you’d cheat on them with??? This worthless, disinterested little red tart?

“My love…what are you doing…?” They quietly asked, but no response was of course given.

They felt an extra tug and snap in the back of their mind as you grabbed the female Cookie’s hand and led her away to look at your favorite flowers. A low, very low, snarl escaped their lips as their hair spiked and pupils glowed blue. Slowly they turned to their servant, who looked back with her usual expression.

“Hydrangea…summon that crimson cookie to my palace. Ensure that she arrives and does not ignore my invitation.” Lotus ordered darkly.

Beautiful pomegranate with a crimson kimono on, like I’d expect, you’re friendly with everything you’d ever want

Viewing the two at ease left me enraged time to get away. I gave an order, growing urge to forsake the trade. But as always, “Concentrate” I say and stay playing Mandolin clutched tightly while I strum deep into my thoughts Toiling on and spoiling not those sorry drops of sorrow, I seat the kimono and admire freshly fixed clothes.

The new kimono truly was beautiful, hmmm, though they weren’t a fan of the pomegranate seed decoration. They spent several hours replacing the seeds with fine jewels better suited towards them and their style, there, now it’s perfect.

The garden has been growing beautifully lately, perhaps it was that new fertilizer they tried out. Hydrangea informed them of a rumor, that an outsider was stolen away and murdered that night but no body to be found. Now how could that have happened? They would’ve sensed the draining life force go in the precious lotus flower if anyone had been killed, ah well, rumors are rumors for a reason after all~.

“My darling what are you doing this time~?” They asked to themselves truly, slithering out to see if they could find you again.

Ah there you are, this time by the herb farms but…now who was this with you? He was a very handsome man they will admit, with brown and white swirled hair, a fine coffee complexion and these piercing eyes. He just had this aura of confidence and charisma around him, staff in hand with some of the finest clothes they’ve seen on a cookie he certainly had you enraptured with his words. You responded back with a little less enthusiasm and joy; you looked a bit upset about something as he appeared to ask you a question of which you agreed to…

“So, this is one you’d cheat on me with as well? I suppose I can see the appeal but this will not do my dear no not at all. Hydrangea…”

They looked back at their servant who this time looked a little nervous.

“Summon that man to my palace, ensure that he arrives. Tonight.”

Stuck with a budding rumor, the public’s waking up Word is last night a crime occurred, wonder what it was? Spotting them at the farms

offered me an awful sight Who might he be, the man I see standing at your side? Strangely, today they frowned, but I doubt that they’ll drown in pain Not with that Affogato man coming to their aid

Fine like the purple obi tied tightly ‘round his waist, Ah, he’s the dream of a mate suited to your taste

While they’re confident in their measurements Lotus still retrieved a fitting mannequin to match their size. They were making an outfit after all, not only did they want to ensure it would fit they wanted to ensure the components matched correctly. They had just recently retrieved a new purple obi, made from fine silk it was truly beautiful like the kimono and went with it quite well. They strummed their mandolin, thinking of ideas, it wasn’t complete yet…they needed one more add on.

“Great dragon, I’ll be heading down to the market. Do you need anything?” Hydrangea asked, such a diligent servant.

“Hmm, just keep an eye out for anything that would be a good final piece to this outfit of mine~.”

But as always, “Concentrate” I say and stay playing Mandolin clutched tightly while I strum deep into my thoughts Wiping at my smudged eyes, I’d benefit to quit that Grabbing the obi, I refashion the sash

Hydrangea has been gone for quite some time and it irked them a little bit, not with anger but suspicion. Lotus never had reason to be suspicious of Hydrangea before until recent events with all those home wreckers. The rumors have spread and gotten bigger, panic spreading through their paradise with words of a murderer. It appears that handsome man has gone missing last night with only his staff being found. Many cookies say this is solid evidence there is a murderer due to the damn found on it, but with no body or jam trail to be found then who can really say?

Lotus went and looked out again to see their darling love, this time finding you down in the market. To there somewhat and some not surprise, Hydrangea was there with you. Speaking to each other in front of the hair pin shop, they watched as you bought a floral hair pin. Their left eye twitched, so now you’re cheating on them with their closest servant? No…maybe not, Hydrangea is far too loyal, but the smile she had when you gifted it to her crushed that thought. Rage coursed through their body harshly as their normal smile fell. Gripping their mandolin Lotus played their music magic to cast a voice spell, for her ears only.

“Hydrangea Cookie return to me at  o n c e.” They ordered….

Seems like my paradise is starting to come undone Guess that there’s been a second crime, wonder where it was? I saw you at the hairpin shop with the reason why Is that my dear servant, Hydrangea I see standing at your side? “Maybe it isn’t so”, I think, noting how loyal she is Though, that hairpin you buy implies a gift

She’d turn against me even with knowledge of my claim? She’d try to take you from me, has she any shame?

Lotus gazed at the hair pin now in their possession, made of gold metal and silk flowers topped with pearls. It was such a lovely pick, this was perfect. Exactly what they needed to complete their outfit, oh Hydrangea looks like you completed your job above and beyond. Of course, while…taking punishment for stepping out of line, oh well~. This is what happens when you try to steal their mate.

Their garden continues to grow ever so lovely, this new fertilizer they’ve been using works wonders~. Hmmm, where their nails always painted red? They’ll have to clean up before completing the finishing touches.

But as always, “Concentrate” I say and stay playing Mandolin clutched tightly while I strum deep into my thoughts How odd, were my nails always covered in this color? No concern I must return staving of boredom

Lotus stared at themselves in the mirror wearing the completed ensemble, grinning ear to ear with glee. Yes, they truly looked perfect, a masterpiece themselves as they even repainted their nails from pink to red properly. They’ve grown tired of waiting for you to come back to them, grown tired of seeing you with other cookies. They’ll seek you out themselves and bring you back home to the palace by force, rather you like it or not.

“Be patient my dear, I’m coming to get you myself~.”

For the first time in many years they left their beloved palace, slithered through their paradise to find you. Finally, you entered their sights, they lit up with an obsessive joy as Lotus approached as carefully as they could in their excitement. You took notice of them with shock, seeing the legendary dragon standing before you. Ever so quickly you bowed your head in respect.

“Hello Great Dragon, it’s an honor to meet you.” You said…a very poor choice of words.

Once a draft and at last complete, I’ve created a masterpiece You won’t return, but I know you just need a bit of force Please be patient as I leave to find you myself(”Strings, not string” my sibling would say to me, “Like a dragon and their mate, teamed for eternity”) The crimson kimono and purple obi, Go perfect with this floral pin, I put each on and beam Those presents present you with a dragon unbeatable Don’t you love it?

Aren’t I wonderful?

What did you say to them…? They felt their eye twitch again, a growl escaped through their smile. You act as if you’ve never seem before? The confused look on your face…slowly turned to one of horror as their nails grew sharp into talons.

…Sounds like my paradise was brought down to its knees Somebody has killed a cookie, wonder what it means Luckily, there’s no grief from their dearest friends Tragically, each has died in the crime of the century Yes, it’s a tad sad, but more so are the things you said “Hello.” and “Great dragon it’s an honor to meet you.”

Lotus was brushing their hair as they got ready for bed, normally Hydrangea would do this for them but she mysteriously disappeared. Oh well, they can handle just fine without her help. They will admit they were disappointed in you and how you treated them, acting as if they were but a stranger to you. How absurd, they hadn’t meant to scare you of course and they love you ever so much still. They forgave you of course, you just needed a bit of convincing to come home!

Oh dear, it seems they spilled some of the red polish onto their hands. Now when did that happen? No matter, they’ll clean up and play a little song for you before they go to bed~.

just what went through your head Treating me like one you’ve never seen Treating me like one you’ve never seen?! But as always, “Concentrate” I say and stay playing Mandolin clutched tightly while I strum deep into my thoughts Even if these nails have a habit for bleeding, Care for them well and they’ll cut cleaner to your needs~.

It took some time before they calmed the cookies of Lotus paradise again, there were no murders the outsiders just left. It should matter not they weren’t part of this community. And you? Well, you had moved into the palace of course and didn’t want to be seen by anyone other than themselves, after all…you make the perfect center piece to their garden~.

[camuvibes]

lotus apparently really had to make sure everything in their palace matched their aesthetic /j

[randomstoryenjoyer]

Could ya do the dragon cookies with a reader that has similar powers to a voodoo doll like any injures they get they can make another get

Sorry if this isn’t really an ‘x reader’ if that’s what you wanted, but I tried to keep it positive for some of the dragons

A different type of power

Having been baked with a strange voodoo power, your dough has had this powerful ability for as long as you remember. Any type of injury or curse that befalls upon you is inflicted upon the one that gave you it! While your dough thankfully had a very improved regeneration rate, your attacker wouldn’t be as fortunate as you.

With a dangerous ability such as this, almost all cookies eventually learnt to stay out of your way. But luckily for all of them, you only had a very specific group in mind to pay a visit to…

Pitaya Dragon Cookie would almost be in disbelief upon seeing you march up to his lair in the Dragon’s Valley and challenging him to fight, due to the fact that you were not armed or wearing any kind of armour. Determined to punish you for the under serving ego you showed, he was already charging towards you and striking you on your torso… only to feel an excruciating pain on his torso the second his weapon made contact with you.

By the time it was all over, Pitaya Dragon Cookie would be in full disbelief. How could such a weak-looking cookie manage to defeat him without even fighting back?! From then on, he’d view you in both respect and resentment. On one hand, you had managed to show him power through different means than sheer strength or agility, but on the other hand… he hated how you were able to defeat him without even having to properly fight. It felt like cheating, and yet he still finds himself wanting to continue holding spars against you. While he doesn’t really care how your voodooism works, he’s actually become quite happy with its existence, as it finally gives him a challenge that he plans on overcoming eventually.

Ananas Dragon Cookie was no different, his eyebrow already twitching in visible anger as you strolled up to him so causally, as if you were daring to insult his grand lair and presence. All tolerance towards you was basically non-existent from the start, and it only got worse once he discovered why his attacks towards you were only causing him pain. It enrages him, how such a lowly cookie like yourself was able to make a fool out of the mighty dragon that he was and get away with it due to repelling back any sense he tried to knock into you.

He has his islands, his lair, his power and his influence over the denizens of the islands, while all you have is your little voodooism, and yet you were able to control him so effortlessly? He couldn’t dare retaliate against your utter disrespect, as small marks from when he first attacked you were still visible in his body. With his ego shattered thanks to the your power, don’t expect to be met with a warm welcome whenever you decide to visit his islands again.

Lotus Dragon Cookie could already sense your unusual presence from the second you stepped onto their paradise. To your surprise, you were summoned to their palace by Hydrangea Cookie, where the dragon started asking you about your strange aura, seeming to be genuinely curious for the first time in a long while.

Eventually, with all the information she gained about your power, she’s pleasantly intrigued and surprised with this new revelation. How did this happen to you and how could she use this voodooism energy for herself? You’ll always be invited back to the palace whenever your return to the Lotus Paradise go have yet another interrogation chat with the Dragon, but she isn’t on planning on telling you the plan that she was hiding behind these meet-ups with you…

Unsurprisingly, your encounter with Lychee Dragon Cookie resulted in nothing but sheer irritation from the dragon’s. It’s bad enough that they can’t try to fight you, as their body is not used to receiving pain due to how little they’ve ever actually had to take a fight seriously, but they can’t even get you to fall under their charm as well, as goodness knows what would happen to them if they did. Would they be stuck as a mindless slave to themselves? They absolutely did not want to test out their theory at all.

Lychee Dragon Cookie now has to endure you whenever you visit their lair and do whatever you want just to spite them. You were just a pathetic cookie, and yet you were able to one-up them like this?! This lead to them becoming more determined to find a way to bypass your voodoo powers so that you fall under their charm once and for all. They dream of the day that they’ll put you in your rightful place, adoring them like all the others in their cave…

Longan Dragon Cookie had already taken notice of your existence long before you even approached their Lustrous Palace, but meeting you face to face was one of the more… displeasurable moments of their entire existence, to put it lightly. They see you as the biggest flaw in their great plan, knowing very well that turning you into stone would cause the same to happen to themselves. They craved the chance of using their strength to outright destroy you altogether, but it was still too risky, for who knows what might happen to them then if they reduced your body to crumbs

In the end, the unstoppable force has finally met the immovable object. Your presence had the eruptive effect of truly enraging the Ivory Dragon for what may be the first time in forever, and they it took them some effort to still be able to hold you in the same regard as all other cookies. You’re weak. Pathetic. A waste of space. And yet your darned voodoo powers are holding him back from fully achieving the nostalgic past. Although their expression hasn’t changed at all, behind their eyes is the most ferocious, scorching hate directed towards you specifically.

And so, your journey came to a finish. However, tales of the cookie who managed to stand against the legendary dragons and survive spread all over Earthbread, causing a wave of ruckus and inspiration for the next few months in places such as the Dragon City…

[ancientcivilizationnonsense]

OCkiss24 day one: almost

The sun lazily drifted through the green canopy of the garden. The insects hummed and somewhere a frog called. White flowers were scattered amongst the leaves. Felix followed Anipe across the shady pavilion, marveling at the lush plant life despite the oppressive Egyptian heat. 

“This is my little slice of paradise,” Anipe said, gesturing around her. “When the court and Pharaoh responsibilities get too much, I hide out here.”

Felix knelt down next to a clear pond and looked at his reflection. His curly blond hair and scuffed armor rippled in the gentle wake of a waterstrider. And next to him stood Anipe, her shimmering dress and long braids gently swaying in the wind. 

“It’s beautiful,” he murmured. 

“Thank you.” Anipe suddenly realized how intimate it felt, showing him her personal garden, a place only she was allowed to go, and her cheeks flushed as she turned away. 

The conversation came to an awkward pause, neither of them sure how to continue this careful dance. 

Felix stood, dusting his knees off, and attempted a causal tone. “What kind of flower is that? They smell really good.”

“Oh, that’s a lotus. They’re pretty right?”

Anipe grinned and Felix felt his heart jump into his throat. He hadn’t noticed the little gap between her teeth before. 

“Here.” Before he knew what was happening, Anipe picked one and tucked it behind his ear, nestling it in his curls. She suddenly seemed to realize what she was doing and froze, fingers still brushing the shell of his ear. She cleared her throat and looked down. “Lotuses remind us that everything grows and changes. At night they close but once the sun returns, they’re full of life again. They are created and reborn just like the gods are. Like people are.”

“Yeah,” Felix breathed. 

Anipe glanced back up at him. Felix heard the blood rushing through his ears and before he could stop himself, he slowly leaned forward. It felt like he was being drawn towards her like the sun was drawn towards the horizon. Breathtaking and inevitable. Her eyes fluttered closed as she turned her head. Felix felt her breath dancing across his cheek. 

“Opto…” she whispered. 

“Yes?”

She opened her mouth to say something but stopped herself. The air between them was charged with the anticipation of her unsaid words. Slowly, she put her hands on his shoulders then slid them down to his chest, gently pushing him away. “We should get back. Every moment we waste is a moment my people suffer.”

She stepped around him and briskly started back towards the palace. Felix frowned at the absence of her warmth but nodded, gripping the hilt of his sword. 

“Yes, your majesty.”

[infraaa]

Hii- sooo i have a request- could i get a lotus dragon x reader (smut preferred if not thats a-okay!!)

yk what yk what—

let’s test the waters. (get it?) bc ur abt to get ur life force sucked if ya know what I mean

𝐒𝐈𝐑𝐄𝐍

lotus dragon cookie // gn!reader

baker’s notes: where even is it anyway? but listen I headcanon lotus to be biologically male bc drag queen fever + affogato’s mere existence so 💅😔 and kabuki— also research on snakes was done. As well as scaring myself w naga hentai. You’re welcome. 😔

also have a playlist to listen to while you read this perverts

tw// hypnosis (in a siren like sense so think those singing mermaids,) cnc, bondage(?), dom/sub mechanic, implicit harem mechanic, double penetration, barebacking, (meaning creampies babes,) and the very existence of having sex w a naga like draconic creature, bc it scares the hell out of me, and now maybe out of you.

NSFW UNDER THE CUT

Long live the dragons, who had their respected quarters. On many different islands, five of them to be exact, there was one which a particular cookie resided on. Y/n cookie, just an ordinary soul, rested on the island known as the Lotus Paradise, which was a lush island, known for its beauty and lustrous lights, lush plant life, even the most beautiful flowers one can even dream of.

They sat at a dock, staring down at the crystal clear water beneath the slowly eroded wood, surrounding them were the walls of the Lotus Palace, having been painted numerous coats of dark turquoise paint, having chipped away by the rain. They held their fan for their lips, eyeing the koi fish that swam in the pond below. They wanted to be free, much like the koi fish, energized, much like them. However they always seem to wake up tired, like they have no energy left. They try to walk with grace, poise, elegance, however none is to come later on. They walk back off of the dock a onto pressure washed concrete path, walking back to their quarters some ways away.

The ruler of this said palace was an almighty dragon, believe it or not, and may or may not be responsible for your petty woes of fatigue. Albeit for a benevolent purpose, this dragon, humbly referred to as the Lotus Dragon, almost seemingly had no right to suck the energy out of their people, all for the slow restoration of the palace, back to what it once was. As described by a faithful servant, Hydrangea Cookie, Lotus Dragon Cookie was not only said to be powerful yet kind, graceful yet merciful, but attractive as well. Very handsome indeed for a dragon. Truly, if they wanted they could have any cookie in the world to themselves, yet, they had no desire for such things. Of course they had their own harem where they could have multiple concubines at their feet at once, on beck and call with the flip of a card, but they still did not have an interest in that kind of thing, never really leaving their palace, preferring to stay indoors with their mandolin, strumming away calmly at the strings with a soft smile.

…that was, until you came along into their perfect world.

You once attended the wish festival, an annual event that happened once a year, where the Lotus Dragon would grant wishes that the cookies would give them. On one account you made a wish, writing your wish on a silver piece of paper. You held the letter to your chest, hoping for the best that the dragon grants your wish true. Your wish was simply to have more energy, to be more robust. You were tired of aching limbs, as though they were going to crack at any given moment. The dragon saw this, laid out on the silver sheet and smiled, putting a fuchsia painted nail, as sharp as diamonds, to their lips. With a quick flip of their dark cerulean hair over their shoulder, they nodded, and folded the sheet. The lotus on their head took a wishful glow, their draconian pupils glowing with the delicate powder pink petals. “Finally, an interesting wish…” they saluted. Their voice, clean and clear, smooth and alluring. Hydrangea Cookie smiled, standing by them with a nod of her head. “What a pleasant surprise, oh great dragon!” “Truly.” They replied, their smile fading away into a look of confusion. “However,” they turned away to grant your wish through the lotus, the very entity that granted Lotus Dragon Cookie their power, strength, and longevity. Their tail quietly thumped on the ground, causing the lotus to sprout open with a quick bounce, a golden light emanating from the core of the flower.

“Why didn’t this one come visit me directly? They aren’t scared, are they?” Hydrangea Cookie gasped, surprised at the dragon’s question. She walked over to their side and looked at their features, trying to look them in the eye. “How dare they be scared of you, oh great dragon? You have been nothing but benevolent to all of the cookies than reside here, they should be grateful that you’re even considering their wish.” They looked at the silvery sheet and blinked, their long ivory eyelashes fluttering with the slow motion. They suddenly had a thought— a wish of their own. “Hydrangea Cookie?” She blinked, still attentive to the dragon next to her. Her lavender purple hair bounced with a nod, signaling Lotus that they had her attention still, “I need you, as well as the other palace consorts, to leave the palace for the night. You may return tomorrow afternoon, but you mustn’t come back until then.”

The shorter floral cookie beside them nodded, before taking their leave however they turned to ask the dragon, “may I ask why, great dragon?” They turned their head, seeing Hydragea still at their chamber doors, doorknob in hand. He smiled with a wink, letting his finger travel back to his lips, “I have my own plans tonight. It’s beautiful out, I cannot waste the serene atmosphere.” Although their reasoning was a bit void, it didn’t really make sense to her, she still nodded in confirmation and let the Lotus Dragon be, gathering the other consorts quickly to leave the palace. After they had found Hydrangea and the others, leaving the palace gates, they smiled mischievously and traveled on, the pink bud at the end of their tail in the air, swaying from left and right as they… slithered, you could humorously say, to their terrace outside our their bedchambers, taking the pristine iron fence in one hand. They overlooked the courtyard below, waiting to see that one cookie they wondered about.

Now… how to get you to come over like they wanted.

Truly, they were curious about you, why you didn’t come to see them for this year’s wish festival. You were one of their consorts after all, one that they seemed to like despite barely seeing you. Black sclera eyes focused in on you as they targeted you sitting on a bench in their courtyard, reading a book under the stars and the careful guidance of a book light. They smiled at you, and had another thought. They knew their mandolin had an effect that could make cookies weak, but they also had a secret— something that no cookie knew.

Their voice also had a quirk to it.

Rarely even used however they knew that their voice could allure cookies. The fact that cookies would slowly becomes mindless drones once hearing Lotus sing… was truly a fascinating occurrence. They had a song planned for you, truly a beautiful one. They remember it from back in the ancient times, when they were friends with a siren like creature of the deep. They smiled at you as you turned an off white page, adjusting your legs to accommodate your comfort upon the bench you occupied. The air around you smelled clean and crisp, a floral scent forever present within each breeze, usually accompanied with the light tint of saltwater.

“Hear my voice beneath the sea, sleeping now so peacefully, at the bottom of the sea, sleep for all eternity..”

That alone was enough to get you to come up out of your trance. You slowly closed your book, putting it beside you on the bench and in getting up do you see a figure slowly go back into their chambers. Perplexed, you decide to follow the voice you heard, for it was too graceful for it to be ignored. In your curious state, you continued onward, travelling out of the garden into the imperial courtyard, your robes dragging on the concrete that was freshly pressure washed. A path awaited you, one that was laden with the most lustrous of lights, alluminating your features with the help of their homes, the lotus flowers floating on freshwater around you.

"Sailors live so restlessly, come with me, sleep peacefully. Listen to this siren's song, worry not for nothing's wrong."

Your mind began to consider itself numb, slowly melting with the voice you heard, nearly echoing in your ears like ribbon going through your head, like a deadly mantra, like a memorization become concrete. When you made your way to ther back entrance of the Lotus Palace, you found yourself going inside, your eyes being met with an extravagent sight of pristine atmosphere. Lush plant life, beautiful lavander light, dim let still casting enough light to see around you. You walked in, being greeted by the scent of flowers and sweet musk. You slowly made your way to a set of stairs, climbing them to meet the second floor, travelling onward as the voice in your head got louder and louder as you progressed down the hallway.

"Let my voice lead you this way, I will not lead you astray. Trust me as we reach the side, jumping out where men have died."

Did the voice really mean that? The voice suddenly began to sound even more familiar the close you got and soon you recognized it to be the all mighty Lotus Dragon. They wanted you here, so they allured you here with the voice they bore. You made it yet another flight of stairs before reaching another hallway, where you went down. At the end of it you saw a large double door, painted a pearlescent white. Little shrubs decorated the sides of the doors perfectly. As you got closer to the door, you heard them hum, and take a breath,

"Hear my voice beneath the sea, sleeping now so peacefully. At the bottom of the sea, sleep for all eternity."

You stepped closer to the door, putting your ear yp tp thw wood, waiting for them to take a breath,

'Let the ocean fill your lungs, struggle not, soon peace will come. Taking in your final breath--"

And as you opened the door, creeping inside, you saw them. Long dark hair down to the ground, hime cut. A porcelain white kimono showing the only groundbreaking personification that is light and purity, or so you thought. They turned to you, teal dreconic pupils agleam.

"Sink down to the ocean's depths."

They smiled at you, a mature smile, something that didn't bear too much excitement, something to show their amusement in your appearance. You swallowed a lump in your throat before bowing, showing your respect for the mighty dragon that ruled over your homeland. You smiled back at him and walked further into the room, before the doors seemingly shut closed on their own, locking as they did so. Turning their body to face you, they slowly slithered towards you, the tip of their tail slowly swaying left to right. "Tell me, little cookie,” they started suddenly stopping at a comfortable distance from you, “do you know why I brought you here?” So they confirmed it. They confirmed the fact that they brought you here, a defenseless cookie left in the hands of a dragon. Seeing as though you were nervous, one of their concubines, as well as someone they were curious in, you couldn’t waste your time being nervous. You took a breath to calm yourself before returning their question. “Ah… no, great dragon, I do not.” Lotus laughed to themselves and got closer to you, slithering back behind you and pushing you a bit forward with their tail as it curved under your chin, much like a cat caressing the leg of its owner.

“Great dragon?” You stuttered, causing them to smile and take your shoulders, “Please, call me Lotus.” They said with a chortle, slithering back around you. Sighing, they crossed their arms and looked at you, their smile still evident. “You had your wish written down on a silver sheet, yet you had it delivered to me by a maid. Do tell me why you didn’t show directly.” You sighed for a brief second, your fingers absentmindedly fidgeting with themselves. “My vitality… great dragon, it’s not what it used to be. I used to be one of the most liveliest concubines in the harem and yet— I understand you need my energy for a good cause, but I just feel so fatigued all the time I can barely do anything that I used to love doing.” You kept on with your explanation, telling him your woes, and what exactly your wish outlined. It was something they could grant, they’re willing to grant that wish… to bring you more energy and vitality…

at one cost.

They smiled at you, a thought flying into their head.

“…I can help you, I can grant your wish. If you do choose to believe in me.” You quickly nodded to that statement. In their head, that was consent. Quickly, like a sea snake, they once again slithered back behind you, lifting your chin up with their tail. They whispered something in a foreign language in your ear before guarding you to the nearest wall, turning you around and planting you there before forcefully taking your body and gluing it to their own, their tail still at your cheek. They kissed your neck, through that you felt some kind of spark rush through you— was it some kind of restoring power? You dared not ask what you felt, for fear it would trigger the all mighty dragon to a stop.

You finally saw their hands out of their long white sleeves. Their hands were beautiful, soft fuchsia nails, pointed, they looked sharp, rested on your hips. You returned their kiss, slowly yet reassuringly, resting your arms on their shoulders to accommodate their height. You softly moaned in the kiss as one of your hands guided themselves to their collarbone, gently pushing. They let go of the kiss, suspecting you may need air. You got your breath back, panting with a flush face, but it was too short lived to relish as they took your thighs and set them to straddle their waist, further pinning you against the cool wall. You gasped as they took your lips again, using one hand to undo their obi belt from behind, letting it slowly fall to the ground, falling gracefully as it pulled the edges of their kimono further outward. They stopped once again to relocate to your neck and shoulders, now focusing on your kimono. Undoing the obi belt you wore, letting it fall to the ground, you begin to realize their plan. You groaned and slowly struggled, but for some reason, your whole body felt weak, like it felt like a chore to lift your arm up. It felt like your body was being weighed down by a weighted blanket, or that your body was connected to dumb bells. Your blood pressure accelerated once you felt the pressure of the cool air around you hit your skin, like a rippling tide.

With each struggle brought a near sadistic smile to the dragon’s lips, and blood to rush something south… to a rather egregious sight. Being a relative to the snake, as serpentine as they could be, something began to… perk up. Or should we say, some things.

You felt it— it poked at the innards of your thigh, it was big, should we say no, they were big. You felt it and you began to shock yourself, trying to struggle more, that only pleased them however as they bit your shoulder. Hard. You yelped at the sudden sensation, feeling the pain in your shoulder though felt somehow erotic to you as your pain-filled yelps turned into moans of ecstasy. As soon as your head lifted against the wall, they lifted you up further and pushed themselves closer to the wall, whispering,

“Do you want me to fulfill your wish?~”

It felt like a spell entered your ear, as soft and smooth and lustful and sultry it did sound, you felt yourself shake at their voice. It was almost like something putting you in a mad trance once again. You nodded shakily and sighed a breath of bliss. “I’m going to need you to use your words, y/n. Say it, say yes.” You returned his request, and just like that, they haphazardly set you down into their hemipenes, making you squeal as soon as they entered you. You felt them stretch into you like a goddamn octopus trying to go through a tight space. You panted and salivated however once the pain faded, begging them to move you. Your face was blood red, eyes teary and glossy, your grip hot. “Please L-L-Lotus..!”

They panted, and thought about how they were going to do this. They can’t necessarily move because of their… situation. They don’t have legs, they knew that. So this would be a fair challenge even for them. They had to retort to moving you solely, using your body as a kind of fleshlight. As you rose and sunk, you cried out softly, never before were you going to feel two cocks inside of you at one time, and even though it was painful with every move made, the pain felt good.

You didn’t agree to do this.

But you did.

But you didn’t.

But you did—

They pulled at your hair and bit your other shoulder, drawing blood. Soft grunts and purring could be heard from Lotus as they sucked at your shoulder, feeling the iron taste of blood enter their mouth as they made you rise and fall, pounding yourself on them. They held you tight as they screamed and moaned nothing but their name and the word please, crying and sobbing from the pain of nearly being torn in half. It felt almost heavenly however, as you tried to take over with the moving, they growled, clawing at your thigh as a retaliation, making you squeal. They wanted you submissive, weak and ready to please. Your tongue lulled pic of your mouth as they did this, feeling their nails dig into your skin.

“H-However unorthadoxxx…” Lotus started in between pants and grunts, licking your shoulder and resting their head in the crook of your neck, “I can… restore your vi-vitality in this fashion…” They then moved to look at you, their draconic cerulean pupils agleam as they met your star laden ones, “and you— you’re letting me..” With a deep kiss did they send you over the edge, moaning loudly into the kiss as your orgasm exploded. You came all over them, dripping off of their shaft onto the pristine floor, like a drop of sin tarnishing the pure garden of Eden. You panted and moaned when they disconnected, roughly chasing their finish. It didn’t take long, but they but your shoulder once more once they felt their orgasm build and hit, spilling inside you. They moaned loudly as they felt their cum shoot out of both their hemipenes, with the velocity of a full grown horse. They rested in you and panted shakily, kissing your neck up and down and caressing your sides, from your waist to your flanks, shaking grip nearly on the brink of becoming feral for a second round. You did the same, panting violently as you were still coming down from your high as well as being overstimulated.

Soon after they felt as though they came down nicely, they pulled off and carried you over to a lush bed, cum and a bit of blood slowly dripping out of you like goo, before laying you down on the soft silk sheets that smelled of lotus flowers and lavender. Jasmine coated their pillow cases as they weakly slithered over and climbed into bed, wrapping you closely in their tail, cuddling you in their own unique way. They hugged you with a soft purr, holding you close, as you both carried yourselves into a deep slumber to recover from your… recovery of sorts.

[priestessoffurina]

Spotify Playlists

Here are some playlists I made for some for characters and ships! (both romantic and platonic)

If you ever end up liking one let me know, it would make me very happy. As well as if there is a character you want me to do or maybe even recommend a song.

Characters

Albedo (Pure Chalk)

Amber (Gliding Light)

Arataki Itto (Oni's Pride)

Barbara (Cleansing Voice)

Beidou (Captain’s Thunder)

Collei (Woodland Heart)

Dehya (Lioness's Roar)

Diluc (Flame Of Dawn)

Eula (Glacier Dance)

Faruzan (Enigmatic Engineer)

Fischl (Prinzessin Albtraum)

Focalors (Tides of Justice)

Furina (Final Applause)

Ganyu (Peaceful Gaze)

Gorou (Victory Cry)

Hu Tao (Butterfly Whisper)

Jean (A Knight's Promise)

Kaedehara Kazuha (Sonnet Of Winds)

Kaeya (Frozen Heart)

Kamisato Ayaka (Heron Princess)

Kaveh (Crafting Paradise)

Kuki Shinobu (Warding Trouble)

La Signora (Burning Grief)

Layla (Evening's Call)

Lisa (Sweet As A Rose)

Mona (River Of Stars)

Nahida (Dreaming Of Wisdom)

Nilou (Dancing Lotus)

Ningguang (Jewel Of The Palace)

Raiden Shogun (Radiance Through Eternity)

Rosaria (Night Thorns)

Sangonomiya Kokomi (Ocean Wisdom)

Scaramouche (Hollow Heart)

Shenhe (Solitary Spirit)

Tartaglia (Blood Like Water)

Venti (Freedom's Song)

Wanderer (Winds Unknown)

Xiao (Guardian's Dream)

Xinyan (Rockin' Riff)

Yelan (Secret Orchid)

Zhongli (Contract Of Stone)

Relationships

(X is romantic, & is platonic)

Aether & Lumine (Stellar Twins)

Guizong X Madame Ping (Millennium Love)

[peonycats]

Got any vietchu( china x vietnam) fics or art?

This one I've actually posted in my oneshot collection (which you can read on ao3 here) but i quite like it so here you go! tumblr version!

“If you,” China says as he looms over her, the light behind him obscuring his face in shadow. “Pretend to love me, I shall too. Together, we can live in this false paradise.”

At the time, when Vietnam heard those words leave China’s lips, all she could do was stare at him, unblinking. But internally, her insides twisted, disgusted at this display of fragility and self-consciousness, as if he was trying to mock the position she was now in.

After being given some time to mull it over, however, she came to some new conclusions.

One. She was talking to this enormously successful subjugator and devourer of nations. He didn’t need her to pretend she liked him- that was his attitude towards a lot of things, actually, based on his curtness with his government and leaders. China could’ve turned Vietnam into livestock feed for all he wanted. He was the conqueror, and she was the conquered- that was how the world worked.

Two. It could benefit her and her people to get on his good side. Despite her now diminished standing, nations still held sway in administration. Like him, she was a survivor- nothing came before one’s survival. This, however, brought her to her next conclusion, and possible obstacle.

Three. Would he let such attachments and passions cloud his judgment? Would he be swayed by such fleeting and foolish sentiments?

Nations existed beyond what was possible for humans, beyond the limits of their impossibly brief lives and narrow perspectives- China, having massacred anyone who dared to stand in his way, stood as the exemplar of their kind. The chances of him retaining any traces of softness were close to nothing.

But when she’s taken away from her warm, lush home, and brought to live at his damned capital for several months, she makes some new observations, which leads to her readjusting her initial assessment. 

The corners of his lips tugged downwards when he met with his ruler, despite his otherwise cordial tone. He would obediently nod and mutter monosyllabic responses, but even she suppressed a laugh at how quickly his head whipped away from the Emperor himself to hungrily stare at today’s banquet. He loved eating, probably too much for his own good.

He was ridiculously vain about his hair at times. He nagged at her for how poorly she kept her own. She told him where he could stick his jade comb.

He insisted on arranging his house and furniture in preposterous ways. “For good energy,” he claims, as he scoffed at a nearby house for their ‘haphazard’ placement of decorative rocks. To her, every rock was haphazardly placed.

He loved children, and frequently stopped to chat or play a game with them. He’d even give up his favorite snacks to them, even when she could see the comically sad longing in his eyes. 

He also liked flowers, was often found in the palace gardens. Once, when Vietnam’s form was hidden by foliage and flora, she saw him cradle the bud of a lotus; there was a melancholy glimmer to his gaze, and an almost gentle, thoughtful sorrow in his movements.

It was the weight, the weariness, the ache of walking centuries, millennia on this earth. She knew it all too well.

But it disappeared just as quickly as it came, and he returned the bud to the waters, before he saw her and began to again complain.

There were sides to every nation, she knew that, sides to every human, in fact. But the contrast was still a little dizzying. 

One dawn, she woke up early, before the sun had even risen. Slipping out of her room and avoiding the guards, she wandered the ornate palace, tracing memories of past arguments and walks and discussions, and somehow, found herself in his room.

She paused at the doorway, before striding towards his bed where he is still sleeping.

When she reaches his bedside, she stops. Hundreds of thoughts swirl in her mind. He’s defenseless, she thinks, he’s unguarded and unarmed and unconscious and completely vulnerable.

She stares at that white throat of his. Memories of the morning he jabbed her in the rib and told her that they would be traveling to his capital so she could be “civilized” course through her. She had been coughing up blood and phlegm then; the gravest injury he had was some drool finding its way down his face.

She sits down on the bed, motionless. Then, she reaches a hand towards him. She’s staring so hard that her vision is bleeding and her chest is tight from holding her breath and she can almost pretend that she doesn’t feel the way her hand tremble-

It’s only when her fingers make contact with China’s smooth skin that it drops to the blanket, useless.

It’s pointless, Vietnam wretchedly thinks as he pulls her hand back. She knew better than anyone else that this would accomplish nothing, beyond worsening the conditions of her stay.

She looks at China again, this time at his eyes. They were closed shut, and as a result, he looked far more peaceful than any conscious version of him had ever been.

Her hand reaches out again, and it takes everything in her to brush her fingers against his dry cheek and not do something rash.

She refuses to give him false love. She was incapable of it. They had only acquainted themselves over a series of months, fleeting seconds in her eyes. And their knowledge of each other’s existence only went back to a few decades of military engagements, crossed blades, and spat out insults.

No, she could not give him love or any imitation of it. She was too old for such falsehoods.

But, she could pretend she tolerated his presence. That would be enough, for now.

> This is supposed to take place during the Qin Dynasty campaign against what is now Northern Vietnam, around the 200s BCE? > Did you know that Feng Shui (practice of arranging ur house in certain ways for good luck) has been around for 4000+ years?

[foggymud]

WELCOME TO "Raw Ingredients" ep.1!! the game show where we take ur fav cookie. And dive deep too figure out what swims beneath the calm waters of the lotus paradise

today we have the newest adition to oven break, thats right the one the only the cutie!POND DINO!! or pondy for short!

So where to start? Lets see....well for one pondy isn't what they seam,there not a gummy dinosour like the ones we've seen before! They are actualy inspierd by the forget-me-not [or fmn if i ever refer to it again] flower! The name was changed in traslación for what ive heard leading too pond dino to be what we know them as!

Pond dino is also one of the few cookies with the slit eye design! While not exclusive to dragons this trait is ussualy shared among them excluding lychee [wich May play into there potencialy sucubus inspierd design, next ri might be on em ectualy]

wich further reinforces there relevance to the dragon story! And longan there self says that pondy is the only foil to there plan,more on that laiter.[side note: not all slit eye or slit like eye cookies are in the image showned]

Another thing worth of note is pondy's shape and body design, as a New born baby dino it makes sense there small stubby and chubby,but a weird thing is that they where born with not only super long "hair" that seams too twist rather then sway as well as a flower that-

APARANTLY IS EATHER SENTIENT OR APART OF THEM???? Wich all of this leads me too belive this is all apart of there boddy, meaning pondy has 6 limbs [huh kinda make sense why there with lotus now] one set of back and front flippers + the hair flippers.

and finnaly in terms of the design we have pondys color palet! Its quite simple being made out of the face tone, primeraly 2 to 3 shades of blue, some cream yellows for the eyes,flower,and tummy, as well as white for extra detail and purple for the eyes,2th layer of the flower and.....segmentación on the chest?? Im not gonna try to understand why a nonbinary they/its new born lizard that already looks quite femenet needed boob segmentación on there upper body so lets just move on.

As ive not seen the hold story i won't be able to talk much about the lore but looks like there isn't much to cover? They where born from an egg that showed up in a place where "ancient magic once held sway" if i had to guess the lotus palace or the lotus lake its self as it did have quite the amount of magical things besides lotus there self, such as lesser dragons wich while not new as we've seen them all over the place, the little elfs that worked for lotus alongside the hydrangean cookies, and that time longan sent there despicable me looking eye balls there so yeah theres a lot of magic.

And if you remember i did say i was gonna talk about longans "the only foil to my plan" line earlier so lets start with this final segment!, i belive what this line refers to is that there atempts at destroying cookie kind might not be that eficient if life [aka pond] can still emerge from it, they sunk an entierd palace and possibly flooded a hold island and jet a cookie was borned from this destrucción, longan seams to know what this implies as while still a baby pond thretends there hold plan just by existing somhow, maybe will see somthing simmilar to pond in the future, eather other babys from the ananas and pitaya islands [maybe lychee as well idk how bad there island is as the longan break out starts deep below the surface], some kind of figure or presence in history, or maybe a New legend? Who knows!

Side note below if you wanna read

Hi thanks too anyone who reads this far into the post! Even thru my crazy theories and endless rambles y bad grammer, i hope it was understandable to some degree. If you have anything that i may have forgot, got wrong, and even wanna add or share what you think on anything regarding this post feal free to inform me!. Anyways hope this was a ok post at best as i hope to do more like this in the future as it was tons of fun for me even if im not trully sure on how to takle this

[bakersstreetirregulars]

CROB Headline, March 2023 - Special Season: Lights, Camera, Action!

This month, we’re going to the movies for CROB’s first Special Season and to see the production of Butter Squid Cookie’s newest movie!

Dates: 2/28 - (TBD)

Title Event: Ready, Cookie, Action!

Tragedy strikes again as Popcorn Cookie, the winner of a recent Golden Ticket contest held by the promotional committee of Jellywood, visits the filming site of the newest movie directed by Jellywood’s own Butter Squid Cookie. The movie’s lead actress was said to have declared unable to shoot for unknown reasons, bringing production to a standstill. In response, Butter Squid Cookie is said to have considered Choco Bar Cookie- the lead’s stunt double- as a replacement for the missing actress, but it’s currently unknown if she’ll accept the role.

⚙️ This event is inferred to be a template rerun of the title events held since November 2023. A proposal for a standardized guide has been approved for future publication.

Seasonal Modes

Friendly Run Buddies

Guild Run - Lights, Camera, Action!

Raid Run - Desert Highwaymantis Season 3 (?)

Trophy Survival (Ends ~3/6)

Team Fight (Early March)

Random Breakout Challenge - Lustrous Longan Palace (Coming Late March)

Cookie & Gacha Features

🎬🍫 Choco Bar Cookie (Epic Cookie)

The lead’s stunt double for Butter Squid Cookie’s latest movie. Press Jump -> Slide or double-tap Slide to perform a stunt that destroys obstacles and scores points. Her Magic Candy adds a finishing move to her stunts, creating Nutty Choco Bar Fragment Jellies

Nougat Wound-Aid (Epic Pet)

Choco Bar Cookie’s Pet since her days in stunt school. This Pet creates Bandages that score points and restore Energy.

Munch-Munch Popcorn (Epic Treasure)

A staple of every in-theatre movie! This Treasure periodically creates Popcorn Mix Jellies.

Choco Bar Cookie’s “Gunfight at the O.Cake Corral” (Super Epic Costume)

The stunt double’s outfit for Western-style movie scenes during a film shoot at the O.Cake Corral. It wouldn’t be a surprise if you thought she was the sheriff after seeing her ride across the pastures atop a Choco Horse!

Shine Muscat Cookie’s “Icon of the Age” (Epic Costume)

Director Q’s “A Fan’s Perspective” (Epic Costume)

Shine Muscat Cookie’s movies always seem to outdo her previous works. Paparazzi and magazine interviewers seem to follow these two wherever they go…!

Habanero Cookie’s “Cheese Mine Dwarf” (Rare Gem Costume)

Flamebeak Robin’s “On-set Dynamo” (Rare Gem Costume)

Blue Slushy Cookie’s “Dessert Forest Elf” (Rare Gem Costume)

Icy Birdie’s “Cinematic Songster” (Rare Gem Costume)

Fellowship of the Jelly Lobby Design

Behold, the latest promotional material for the latest rendition of the first episode of the “The Lord of the Jellies” series: “The Fellowship of the Jelly” featuring Habanero Cookie, Blue Slushy Cookie, their pets, and even the stage! Buy them in the Gem Exchange Center!

“Keep Running, Keep Going” Jelly Shape Set (Epic Jelly Shapes)

The cast and crew of Action Bear Jellies striving for the perfect take!

—————————— Part 2 ⬇️

🎞️🧈 Butter Squid Cookie (Epic Cookie)

The director of a new Jellywood movie held back by production delays.

Popcorn Cookie’s “Sprinkle Pop-Pop Land” (Super Epic Costume)

A special outfit Popcorn Cookie arranged for her trip to Jellywood, where dreams come true!

“Gleam of Love” Jelly Set (Legendary? Jelly Set)

Would it pair well with Sugar Swan Cookie’s new Costume?

Major Update Features

New Breakout Mode - Solo play at your leisure

Run through every Breakout Episode released so far in order (Escape From the Oven -> City of the Millennial Tree -> Black Sugar Pirate Ship -> Sands of Yogurca -> City of Wizards -> Lost City of Sugarteara -> Spooky Spider Mansion -> Fragrant Lotus Paradise -> Lustrous Longan Palace -> Sands of Yogurca II: Secrets of Mirage Village -> Deep Sea City Wandercrab)

Use a different level-capped combi in each stage

Reach a score objective to unlock the next stage

Completions will often reward Gold Gems, Cookies, and Pets

Some stages grant keys to open special chests or locked books (see the City of Wizards) for greater rewards

Finishing certain episodes will add a rank to your profile

Does not reset weekly, so play at your pace

Main and Special Episodes will stay where they are after the update

Random Challenges will be moved to a separate heading on the mode selection screen

New Special Episode: Jellywood - Go through the various stages of Jellywood and collect Coins in four different movie genres!

Special Episodes from here onward will be recast as Coin Episodes

Remember Black Sugar Pirate Ship and Spooky Spider Mansion? It’s that kind of Coin Episode.

Special Coin items like the Coin Party (which turns coins into Star Coins worth more points and coins) will appear starting with this Episode

Bonus Events

Special Draw Returns! Open boxes by playing the game and get lots of free stuff!

Now Featuring the Surprise Exchange Shop, where past cosmetics are in stock and ready to sell!

Buddy Event Part III: Buttercream Choco Cookie’s Return

Earn Buddy Points by playing in an event to get Buttercream Choco Cookie, Coffee Cookie, Rainbow Cubes, and much more!

[daydreaming-memories]

ok I know next to nothing abt cookie run SO....what are the major locations in your paracosm (like the ones you daydream/think abt the most) and who are the main paras (and...what are they like lol)?

Also combining all your paracosms is *chef's kiss* incredible love that for you <3

GOD this has been sitting forever as like the cookie run blanket paracosm has been dormant for a good bit now. So i’m just gonna copy paste the first attempt. Then talk about the current paracosms and activity levels LOL, note like this was last edited around ~2022. Though added some things in pink

Kakao/Line (CR) - ghost pirate’s island of coins

CROB (ovenbreak) - Aloe Labs*, Bamboo Mountain*, City of wizards, Dreamy cookieland, Yogurca, Fallen kingdom, Mala village, Dragon valley, Mango islands*, Tower of frozen waves, Sugarteara, Spider mansion, Maple Mansion*, Cheese mines, TBD (present), TBD (forgotten), Grandmaster hotel, Churro City*, City of millennial tree, Sugar swan paradise*, Pudding cup circus, Patheon of starlight, Dark enchantress lair*, witch’s house, oven, Jelly serpent temple, Hortensia town, Fragrant Lotus paradise, wish festival, Labyrinth of remembrance, Bones hospital, Dragonhead island, Rambutan tribe, Lychee caves*, Sports olympics*, Lustrous Longan palace, Spooky abandoned school*, Yakgwa village, Sacred forest, Escape from the oven, black sugar pirate ship, City of millennial tree,

CW/CRW - dr wasabi’s lab.

CRK (kingdom) - parfaedia institute, vanilla kingdom, tower of sweet chaos, tropical soda islands, hollyberry kingdom, snow village*, cacao kingdom, creme republic, council of heroes, black pearl islands, golden cheese kingdom, white lily kingdom*.

Also depending on length I might split this into two w a reblog

This is the version 2, but including version one just like as a reminder of what was which I’ll throw as a reblog onto this. As I’ve been trying to rehone things with this, and feel free to ask more questions, though I may take a bit to respond as I am sick right now and there are storms brewing in my area. 

Plus working on a sort of side blog about my original/inspired projects, that isn’t just daydreaming based but most are and just a general brainrot blog to work on the exclusive “mega paracosm” (daycosm 3) into a more defined version with only inspired characters and not straight up canon characters. 

The major locations of my paracosms like the previously mentioned version 1 are not consistent enough yet to talk a good chunk about, it’s kind of like a mmo or a first draft right now so going to go onto to talk about some paras, these aren’t all nor all main paras as the paras that are focused on change a lot, with new ones being added based on newer or even older interests coming back, and/or a hyperfixation. But as mentioned in version 1 they are super violetial and are prone to change.

Taking inspiration from @/Theaufaverse and their gangs/groupings of characters [their blog isn’t strictly daydreaming based], though this did exist in my paracosm beforehand I’m putting generally more focus on it and making it more obvious. But you’ll probably see other non-popular media/creations being used as inspiration like @/spherearc and the council of favorites [though this did exist beforehand in my paracosm it just was never named]

Though not going fully in depth about every para, I'm going to try to do an overview-ish about them. Feel free to ask more questions, and if anyone has old paras they want to see try to get used, or a paracosm they aren’t working on anymore feel free to talk to me. idk im bored.

Also generally not going to talk about any au versions, yet. They still need some time in the oven, but just going to mention some I’m working on [feel free to ask about] just know that they need more time in the oven currently so information is bound to change about them and such. Or any not mentioned you know I have had.

Rise academy, Killing favorites,  Luathrope, Guardians of Lua, Guardians of harmony, Friendshipverse, Mini frontiers, Ashopia, Shape people, Rpverses aus, and the many ones in the “pil”verse [this isn’t even close to all of them], feel free to even like ask about ones I haven’t thought of just like make it clear it’s not a pre-existing one. (This is outdated, there are new groupings and shiz)

Honestly I don’t really know how to explain the main paras or main groups due to the big rewriting of the paracosm so gonna try my best but note they are wips, and things are bound to change. These are going to be primarily the original paras, so :3

Feel free to ask more questions about the ones above or give me emoji (3+), aesthetics, songs or generally things like those to get unmentioned characters that I feel fit. It could be anyone mentioned here though, just based on what I feel fits. also may give lore it depends on what is asked y'know?

also gonna generally ask to keep asks to 1 question per ask unless heavily tied together to try to help me not sit on asks for months. 

like you can give multiple emoji prompts just separate them with for example commas. But like songs keep to a single ask per song generally, or relationships with other characters.

If anyone has any prompts feel free to share with me may do little one shots [cannot guarantee] or if anyone wants to tag me in any character templates (using the term character templates as that’s more widely seen) & I’ll do them with my paras as I see if or if requested of a certain one.

Alright now onto the new

Current system’s paracosms for those curious and general status:

Daycosm 3 - The system’s Centrecosm, it’s a blanket paracosm with various events and groups being their own subcosm. This paracosm is very much just primparas, various alter paraselves, and paratenres. This is a story about time loops and cycling, and how you can always give things a new try. But also about loss, forgiving and letting go.

Rpverse - This is a daycosm 3 “buddycosm” aka these two paracosms are so intertwined but Are Not subcosms of each other. This paracosm isn’t talked about much these days as it needs a lot more work than daycosm 3 to get presentable. A Lot of daycosm 3 paras have counterparts here. Active.

Into the flip pit - Active, a blanket paracosm which subcosms follow various groups. A collab paracosm by the system, which is mainly Fnaf & Dsaf based though there are non-fnaf related things included like Faith the unholy trinity and EcopportunityX, along with a small bit of pokemon.

Nightcosm -3 - This is just the blanket paracosm for various aus of daycosm 3, each au are typically their own subcosm. Though rpverse aus are typically lumped in here just for convenience. This paracosm is always active though what subcosms are is a different story.

Aether life - This is the current name of the cookie run paracosm, majorly inactive. This needs alot of reworking as we really want to strip the paracosm of all the cookie run barcodes as we’re so tired of the actions of the parent company devsisters.

Fallen hearts - This is a paracosm based on exomemories of various system members, this is an active paracosm but weary of sharing it. Because most paras are all paraselfs for various alters and a lot of them are fictive introjects with their canon source selves being commonly seen as sexy, hot, ect. Which most of the alters are weirded out about being directed towards them.

Minecosm - Dormant, this paracosm only gets mentioned as it was the system’s first major paracosm being based off of minecraft. Though there are some attempts to bring it back, though this paracosm was originally a sandbox paracosm which is why it’s not touched much.

Shape realmverse - Sorta active, a paracosm that’s a batshit insane rewrite of a silly roleplay the system got attached to but ended up hating how the source went down. This paracosm is technically a mutual paracosm as the original sources still give influence to this. Though this paracosm isn’t as developed as others due to how much effort it takes to rewrite the lore.

Three realms - Sorta active, Mutual paracosm technically, a paracosm I stole from my mutual after they stopped enjoying the og source. But I’m honestly scrubbing the barcodes of the source from this because I’m so tired of said source. 

Scorned Reverence Ava - Semi-Inactive, this paracosm’s activity really depends on drake as that’s his paracosm. This is an animator vs animation paracosm, though a lot of common fanon hcs are purposefully Not canon here. As this paracosm is lowkey also drake’s exomemories of his source.

Of Ash and Fire - Semi-inactive, a crossover of some daycosm 3 subcosms and a sort of friend’s story. Though this paracosm is likely getting turned into a subcosm for daycosm 3 and the fictparas having their barcodes scrubbed off.

Of Smoke and roses - Active, a hard to describe paracosm but I’d consider it a PAradaptive. It’s a super personal paracosm that is a personal crossover of 3 medias along with daycosm 3. This paracosm likely will not be mentioned further due to the personal details in it.

[mahimeghan]

can you write lotus and moonlight eating moon cakes together

The waters beyond the Lotus Paradise sway lightly, crests alight in brilliant colors. The streets below are bustling with activity, though the palace itself remains quiet, seated away from the jubilance of the night's festivities.

Lotus Dragon Cookie hums, a sly smirk on their face, "Is this truly your wish? You have already granted it yourself, and with such ease."

"Yes," Moonlight replies with a nod. "I simply wanted some company. That's all…"

"Do you not have company with the sea?" The dragon pries, cocking their head.

Moonlight Cookie laughs.

"Not tonight."

"Why not?"

"The Autumn Festival is in reverence of the moon, is it not?" Moonlight asks in turn. "She likes to watch the cookies pray on nights like these… I remember her saying something about how it warms her heart."

"Much love in that one," Lotus Dragon replies. "Love can be one's downfal… but also a force that can drive cookies to go to uncharted lengths."

"Mhm."

"Great Dragon," Hydrangea Cookie interrupts, opening the balcony doors, "the mooncakes you have requested are finished and have cooled to your liking."

"Excellent. Bring them forth, won't you?"

Hydrangea bows before sauntering back inside, returning with a wheeled cart. Atop it rests a teal plate and serving knife, as well as napkins.

"Thank you, Hydrangea Cookie. Come, sit with us. You deserve a slice as well."

"Thank you, Great Dragon. I will enjoy it!"

Watching them laugh together, Moonlight smiles, before turning her head to the skies to get lost in the lights once more.

[fluffysymphony]

Asking about one of my rarepairs cuz why not:

Is it okay if you give some headcanons for Lotus x Ananas? Preferably about how they would interact (dynamics and scenarios)!

I have a really clear idea how they do interact, but i just want to hear some other people's ideas (without any context) just for fun! Thank you!

Ooooo!! Sure I’ll come up with some ideas!

With their clash in personalities: I see them both as being somewhat lavish in a sense? With Ananas being vain in the sense of popularity and gold with Lotus probably enjoying incense and respect. Very similar in that way!

I can definitely see the both of them sitting together on a makeshift throne surrounded by high quality items. Both as a sense of pride but also for their own senses of feeling important.

Unfortunately I don’t think Lotus Dragon can really fly?? They were shown in one video as flying but I’m not sure if that’s still valid?

If they can’t fly, I can see Lotus swimming to the Pineapple Isles on occasion to visit Ananas! With Ananas flying to them but using their cookie form to get through Hortensia Town and the Lotus palace to not cause a panic to the villagers.

Both the Pineapple Isles and the Lotus Paradise cookies are both hospitable in very similar ways so I can see some fun dynamics outside of simply the two dragons.

Ananas would host Luau’s in respect to Lotus and Lotus would arrange festivals for Ananas’s arrival and stay. Again, I see them both as being somewhat vain but they both are aware of it and just feed it.

They are pretty adorable! Their is a bit of potential for other kinds of genre’s (Like Angst, Fluff, Drama, Etc.) these are kind of basic headcanons if it helps.

This is probably more then what you expected in terms of an ask but I got ideas so I went a little wild oopsie-

[yao1-sex]

Lotus bunny was exploring far away from the Lotus palace and was exploring a forest.

Little did they know, it was home to someone who has tortured other cookies for centuries. . .

@rebuilding-paradise

[quibbs126]

I want a new Breakout Main Episode already. Actually I’ve been wanting a new one for a month or two now

I mean, part of it’s probably how long Wandercrab is (and that I hate the Fantastical Deep Sea City stage), but I think also part of the problem with this one, as well as the Sneaky Sands one, is that they feel like too similar to older Breakout episodes

Like sure, they aren’t exactly the same, Wandercrab especially since the stages are made longer and have to be remade to accommodate that, but around half the stages are just reskins of the old Sugarteara map. And Sneaky Sands was just Sands of Yogurca but with a few different stages

I know I keep bringing up Lustrous Longan Palace when talking about Breakout, and sure maybe they have some reskins, but they don’t feel like they’re retooling a Special Episode Breakout map, it feels unique. And as I’ve said in the past, each stage feels unique enough that they don’t get repetitive

I kind of wish that with the Dessert Paradise update, we got a new Breakout episode that was from the Dessert Paradise, since that isn’t a Special Episode (though they could always make it one), and from what I know, the original Dessert Paradise had a lot of unique stages that wouldn’t feel like too much of one theme. But if they were doing that, they would have said so in the reveal trailer, so no dice unfortunately

Maybe soon we’ll get a new one

Also random side note about the length, the Lotus Paradise one they just had I think was a good length of 15 without the stages being absurdly long. Maybe next time they should do 15. Or they’ll stick with 20 because it’s Main Episode. Though I wish they didn’t

[infraaa]

Hi ^_^ LITERALLY JUST ANYTHING LOTUS DRAGON I DONT CARE WHAT IT IS IM GONNA START VIOLENTLY FOAMING AT THE MOUTH I LOVE THEM SO MUCH, thank uuu 😋

『you just gave me a looooot of power…. normally I would go back and ask for the reader’s pronouns but,,, ill let it slide just once 🤭』

𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐇𝐎𝐍-𝐉𝐈

lotus dragonxgn!reader (non descriptive— pronouns not set)

baker’s notes // this is actually inspired off of the ruined temple in Japan by the same name. You can find an article about Shihon-ji here if you wanna keep reading about it. This was fun to do, thank you loves!

Who knew what perfection amongst ruins could clash the way they do?

You, a simple historian, have been everywhere. From the heat of the hot sands, to the coolness of the cacao kingdom, all in search of historical remnants worthy of study. You would walk the ends of earthbread to find something truly remarkable, and every time you did you would gain a giddy feeling in your chest You we’re sitting with some of the locals of a new location you were visiting one day, sharing a cup of finely brewed tea. Elders sat at the table with you, recounting an old fable that they were taught as children. You listened intently to their words, wanting to grasp this opportunity to see a landmark that struck history in these gorgeous lands.

The Lotus Paradise was a cooler land akin to a fine zen like marsh, filled with lily pads adorning the most beautiful flowers, croaking frogs and the cleanest of lake water. The air was cool and crisp, smelling slightly of freshly bloomed wildflowers and a perfume lingered in the air… something fresh, yet not very recognizable, not even to a local.

Being told of a distant prefecture some ways away from the legendary Lotus Palace, you were told of a temple that was the resting place of revered poets. You gasped in excitement, and prepared immediately to set out to locate this said temple. In kind, the elders you were acquainted with gave you a boat to sail on through the waters of these lands so you wouldn’t tarnish your already crisp crust. And off you went, with the boat in kind you gave them fair for their generosity, and they waved you off on your expedition across the Lotus Paradise.

A tape recorder in hand, and a backpack at your feet on this meek, yet strong boat, you calmly floated through the clean clear water, looking around at all the lush plant life and trees that coated the evergreen ground. Even for a lake it wasn’t humid, it was just right as a breeze gathered in your hair, making you smile and take in the scenery. Not so far off you saw a few signs amongst some of the trees to your east. This drew your curiosity, and through the croaking frogs you were able to find a small yet withered dock, setting your boat to rest there. You took your compass out of your pocket and took to walking, the thick grass reaching your ankles, slightly coated with dew from days prior. Following the signs with Japanese print, eroded away and chipped by the rainy days of centuries passing by, you came across the temple… except the temple was… destroyed.

All that remained of a once great temple was two columns of wood, connecting a third at the top, and a wooden sign at the bottom. The rest of the wood and other supplies used to make this temple were nowhere in sight. This was the temple they were talking about? You crouched to get a better look at the sign. It used to be well polished as it sat there on the ground amongst loose twigs and leaves. The wood was chipped, you could see the patches of polish still trying to cling onto the wood as though it was loyal to it ever since they met during creation. The kanji, 藤原清輔家集、albeit withered, still clung to the wood in faded black ink, engraved for all eternity. The same kanji was found on a stone tablet leaning against a nearby tree.

Suddenly, amongst the light breeze you heard the soft sounds of the strumming strings of a mandolin. You looked over your shoulder to see a large flat rock by some trees, and positioned on the rock was a beautiful cookie, strumming their mandolin with steady darkened teal fingers, clean nails gracing the strings with each pluck and caress. They smiled softly, enjoying the sense of peace. Pearly white sleeves hung loose on their arms, as sea blue hair decorated their lily adorned head. They suddenly looked to you, stopping their movements. With a gentle smile they blinked towards you. It was the Lotus Dragon themselves, motioning for you to come greet them.

You slowly walked to the gentle dragon and bowed in respect. “Your Grace,” you whispered amongst the trees. The leaves could make anything echo outward with a small gust of wind. You had to be careful. To be seen in such a place with such a cookie— no, with the ruler of the Lotus Paradise… that would mean tragedy for your morale. “Might I ask what brings you here?” The dragon’s sea blue reptilian pupils fixed on you in a bid of focus, curiosity lingering on their perfect features. “I was drawn here because of a historical artifact. I wanted to check it out for my records.” They nodded, and with a gentle huff they slithered off of their rock, moving towards the abandoned temple with earnest. “This temple here?” The dragon attempted to confirm, which allowed you to answer with a quiet nod of your head. You followed the dragon with a curious twinge in your step. They smiled and looked to you, looking over their clean shoulder. Sweeping shiny hair from their face, they held their kimono sleeve with a steady hand. “Indulge in me for a moment.” You nodded, wondering what the dragon was about to reveal.

“A long time ago, when dragons ruled these lands with iron wings,” the dragon started slithering towards one of the columns of the temple, “there was a family that lived here in these forests. The Kukonomi clan, as they were referred to, was known to be one of the most prestigious artistic clans of their time, and they would often gather and drink tea, soft floral wines, and recite poetry here. Here, where this wooden plaque sits, lies one of the poets, named Kukonomi no Hitomaro, and was revered within this focal point as a veneration, that being this temple, as a god of poetry. Unfortunately,” they took a moment to catch a breath, sliding over to the other column and taking it with sharp nails, being ever so careful of the eroded marks, “in the middle of the Dark Flour War, an army of the north took refuge here and often fought off Southern forces. However this resting spot was never it’s true location. This temple was relocated here out of respect to the Kukonomi clan, and these grounds were taken into the care of many other poets along it’s time, and was later abandoned at the start of the Peace Era, after the war.” You looked to the dragon with amazement as they told this tale, recording it secretly on your tape recorder for further documentation. Your arm tensed behind your back, causing them to smile upon noticing this bodily function.

“What do you think, little one?” Lotus asked, slithering over to you with curiosity. Really what they were trying to do was get a hold of your tape recorder without making it obvious. You giggled nervously, yet excitedly at the actions of the dragon and put your free hand to your cheek. “What a wonderful story, great dragon. You surely are packed with knowledge.” They chuckled and swept you from your feet, making you yelp with surprise, dropping your tape recorder on the ground beneath the two of you. Putting you down, they picked up your tape recorder with a graceful bow. The looked at the small device in their hand as they once again chuckled lowly under their breath. They pressed a little red button at the top, stopping the tape recorder from taking in any more audio into its tapes. You suddenly felt your face rush red with fresh jam as your hand shot up in nervousness, “I’m sorry, great dragon, I didn’t mean to-“ “Now now, calm down little one.” You stopped, and looked to the dragon with wide eyes. “If this helps you understand the Lotus Paradise’s lush history, then I will permit this.” You smiled thankfully as they handed you back your tape recorder, and in taking it you bowed deeply at their mercy. “Thank you, oh great dragon, for sparing me.” They laughed at you, and waved a hand. “You’re too delightful, rise, little cookie.”

They soon sent you off after spending time with them, sitting with them on their chosen rock amongst lush trees and patchy yet somehow evergreen grass. They strummed their mandolin, humming softly in your company, sometimes adding words to their melodies. And when the time came, the sun setting on the fresh horizon, they send you back on your boat, back to the main village closer to the Lotus Palace, with the elders and the other common folk, before muttering to themselves,

“And furthermore, little one… you can call me Lotus.”

[shiinavanhellsing]

Chapter Two

２：４５ａｍ

Ｐａｒａｄｉｓｅ░Ｉｓｌａｎｄ

Ｃｒｏｏｋｌｙｎ，░Ｚｏｏ░Ｙｏｒｋ　（ヹぺづカ）

The members of the Karakura gang entered inside of the building and all of them were in awe of the scene in front of them. It was like the gentlemen's club was trying to lure them into staying for all eternity.

The aphrodisiac scent of peppermint, lavender and coconut enticed the likes of Ichigo, Uryu, Chad and Orihime.

“This definitely doesn't look like any other strip club I've ever seen.” Chad murmured. “This is definitely way better than the ones abuelo took me to back in Mexico....” He then looked behind him and saw a cinnamon skinned woman with cyan blue hair that had white waves spray painted onto the sides of it.

“I hope that you have a amazing stay on Paradise Island.....handsome..” She spoke. The girl next to her had mocha colored skin with multiple tattoos all over her arms and shoulder. She had all white contacts with greyish silver hair and was wearing a glittery silver and black bra and thong ensemble with some platform bedazzled white pumps.

She shot Uryu a flirty wink and waved at him giggling alongside the ocean haired girl beside her. Uryu's face felt hot and bothered as he immediately snapped himself out of the temptation

Orihime was immersed looking at one of the strippers slowly spin herself around the 15 foot pole, her rose gold butterfly locs glimmered alongside her toned coca cola shaped body as her matted chocolate brown lips formed a seductive smirk towards the group.

Ichigo was going to try to see if he could head upstairs to continue his search for the guy that Shunsui told him to look for until he saw a woman with fiery cherry red hair that was all the way down to her buttocks at the hookah lounge with a two piece ivory white and gold attire.

Her 6 inch winged high heels glistened against the plum purple, bubblegum pink and midnight black ceiling lights. Her long red velvet matted gel acrylic nails beckoned Ichigo to come closer to her until he was stopped by his tracks thanks to the four eyed quincy.

“Guys, we have to stay alert! We're looking for this EBK Hekka person and we need to be vigilant while doing so...” Uryu told them. “Please let these dancers work and stop getting seduced by their presence! Sheeeeeeeesh!”

He couldn't deny how beautiful the women that he and the rest of his friends encountered were, but at the end of the day they had a job to do thanks to Shunsui Kyoraku.

Sooooooooo, they had to do what they had to do.

Meanwhile inside of the crowd both Kartier and Jaír's ear pieces were going crazy thanks to Hekka.

“Heads up, there's some people looking for me that go by the Karakura Gang. That mothafuckin four eyed ass bitch who's right next to the Spanish nigga and the redheaded nigga is not to be trustworthy....but, there's something about that orange haired bitch that's with them.....she looks incredibly powerful....keep an eye out for her ass too.” He told them.

“Do you want us to boom them or not?” Jaír asked.

“No, they might be useful to us....ion know about the uppity ass nigga with the glasses tho, but send them to my office.” Hekka instructed. “I wanna get a better look at these niggas.”

Kartier made his way to the crowd and spotted Ichigo and his crew watching the woman with the butterfly locs who went by the name Lotus.

“Yo, you that Ichigo nigga right?” Kartier asked looking at the crew up and down.

“Ummm yeah, I'm Ichigo..... What's up?” He asked keeping his guard up in case the shorter male were to try anything.

“Nigga, if I wanted to boom you I would've been done that shit as soon as your ass touched Brooklyn, you may wanna bag back unless you want that EBK smoke.” Kartier grimaced showing off his strap through his amiri jeans.

“Ayeo, Kartier..... niggas are wylin in the serenity palace again.” the voice belonging to Nico, his older cousin spoke towards his earpiece.

“¡Por el amor de Dios! ¡Dios mío!” Kartier gritted through his teeth. “Bro, Jaír take these niggas upstairs to his office.”

“Aight, y'all c'mon.” Jaír mumbled. Right behind Kartier's back Uryu stuck his tongue out at him mockingly only for him to get smacked hard in his face by the blunt that was neatly tucked behind Jair's ear.

“Yeah, I wouldn't recommend doing that typa shit behind his back....” Jaír retorted holding in his laughter.

“Getting smacked that hard in the face with a small ass blunt is crazy.....” Ichigo mumbled under his breath.

“Getting tempted by a random basic stripper after professing your love to Orihime is crazy....” Uryu gritted under his breath.

“Referring to Nuria as some random basic stripper like she's not one of the top dancers in this establishment is asinine.” Jaír remarked. “And if Hekka were to hear you say anything like that he would've literally slapped the absolute earth, wind and fire out of your mouth.”

All five of them walked up the golden spiraled staircase that led to his office and knocked rapidly.

Hekka sighed putting on his all black velvety shiesty mask and adjusting all of his white gold cuban links that were wrapped around his neck.

His pupils dilated from all black to black and gold as he saw that his right hand, Jaír was at the door with the people they he told him to bring.

They them dapped each other up and then they ended up wiping the bottom of their noses with their index fingers.

“Was it that necessary to wipe your noses after doing your little handshake?” Uryu tutted. “Why the hell does everybody, including the strippers do that shit!? It's so fuckin unsanitary!”

“Was it that necessary to open your bitch ass mouth and speak to me of all people like you ain't got some goddamn sense?!” Hekka growled strengthening his glare onto the quincy. “I'll slap your goofy ass back into your momma's womb my nigga keep talking out of your hot ass mouth! Shit smells like the aftermath of a tinder hookup, dweeb looking ass nigga.”

Jaír guffawed at his higher up's remark at the quincy, thank god he didn't look like none of likes of his lame ass.

“You must be EBK Hekka, I'm Ichigo Kurosa-”

“Kurosaki. I know. You're the new golden child of the soul society, I know who all of you niggas are but I don't know if y'all know who the fuck I actually am and what I actually do here. The EBK stands for Extremely Brash Kommanders aka EVERYBODY KILLA. Look, ion know what the fuck does Shunsui think he's doing sending y'all niggas of all people to my establishment but there's a reason why I distanced myself from those niggas from the soul society.”

“But-”

“GET THE FUCK OUT BEFORE I SEND Y'ALL BACK TO KARAKURA TOWN IN A BRAND NEW WEED STRAIN.” Hekka bellowed his voice startling everybody except for the rest of the EBKs.

“Look, we're trying to fuckin reason with you! Just liste-”

Hekka teleported the people in front of him back to where they came from and sighed. He pulled a fresh blunt from his desk and started to light it.

“Fuck you talkin bout?! If Shunsui wanted to speak to me that badly he could've called, the fuck?!” He said, taking a deep inhale into the blunt. “Bitch ass nigga. Must've lost his damn mind sending them niggas to my place of business.”

Jaír took the blunt from him and inhaled from it as well, letting the smoke come through his nose and mouth.

“I actually have an idea, but don't get crazy if you think that it's butt....” Jaír mumbled, “Send the Divine Divas to the soul society and have them spy on em.”

“Hmmm, ion know....Lotus has a deep connection to the soul society and ion want them lame ass niggas thinking that they can just take advantage of her. Nuria is a espada and niggas might think that she from the opposition. Olori's mouth might get her into a lot of confrontation with a lotta people especially Soi Fon. Azure is all tick tick boom, the wrong person gets on her nerves and then she booms the entire civilization.”

The both of them laughed and then did their handshake.

“Fuck it, we ball! Let's have them raise hell.”

@punkologist @kenpachis-woman @kenpachiislit @kyokutsu-sama @diorsbrando