#the potato answers

[canisalbus]

Sighthounds are so sleepy by nature it just makes Machete even funnier that poor guy must be absolutely EXHAUSTED beyond regular standards. The greyhounds around him are baffled that he stays up all night working.

[queerofthedagger]

there's a correct answer but i will first and foremost always encourage propaganda

[bizarreandjarring]

harrier if you didn’t want this to be romantic why did you wear your most boobylicious shirt ???

[lamuliz]

the white man ever

[boiling-potato]

anons correct your a dork pathetic piece of waste of oxygen 🥺🥺🥺 maybe you should end it all lol

That insult is such a dead giveaway. Now I'm pretty sure you're that same anon from that mukbang ask and I know who you are :))

Man, what an amazing insult you have there anon "your fat, now die." You just made it so painfully obvious that you're trying so hard to be as annoying as possible just to get a reaction out of me.

Also, I'm actually really flattered you think I have a fat ass anon since I'm flat as a chopping board. Seriously, that comment made me blush (⁠｡⁠・⁠/⁠/⁠ε⁠/⁠/⁠・⁠｡⁠)

[ask-jaxni-and-nuzi]

I originally wanted to ask some normal questions, but this popped into my head and I had to ask. I would like to ask, does Pomni open the door more often herself, or does Jax use the key to open the door more often?

@potato222530 also asks:

Pomni: well...

Pomni: Does that answer your questions?

P.S I used to be scared when I was still new to the circus. But after dating Jax, all he does is flex his horrific negative rizz.

[copperbadge]

Other people getting farmshare boxes: This will get more vegetables in my diet and help me eat more healthfully!

Me when I open my farmshare box: It’s time to play Can I Fry This Plant.

[s0urdoughs]

I think an extra large piping bag full of buttery, dense mashed potatoes is one of the hottest ways to be stuffed, so Matty finishing a decadent meal and getting leaned back to chug down creamy carbs is my submission for this stuff him saturday :3

until now i never thought of mashed potatoes in a piping bag and holy shit i was so in love with the idea I had to draw it

[stealingpotatoes]

Someone plz tell me how Ventress would react to Cal and Merrin-

i imagine it's just:

[canisalbus]

My sibling couldn't remember Machete's name and kept calling him Hatchet, so then we started imagining Machete's distant cousin from the countryside. Hatchet does not understand politics nor does he have an opinion on religion, all Hatchet knows is potatoes and chickens. And dirt.

Hatchet sounds like a stand up guy.

[originalaccountname]

I'm giving this thing a second life. A re-release into the wild. A new chance to bask in the sun.

[darth-sonny]

I think that when Leo gets out of the major part of his depressive funk he'd be quite physically affectionate. I feel like Kirbybwould be so surprised but also happy to have constant random hugs and such from their papa

yep, little tator tot goes from parentally touch-starved to the biggest cuddlebug you've ever seen

also, make sure to vote for Kirby in the @turtle-tot-tournament

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[bil-daddy]

bildad behaviour

I have my ways of raising kids' temperatures (platonic)

[boiling-potato]

The arts are beautiful!! But the creator??

Is much more beautifulLEer 🫰😔

I swear these people are going to be the death of me-

But I'll still love you guys for it cause you all are SOO FREAKING SWEET~!!!! (⁠༎ຶ⁠ ⁠෴⁠ ⁠༎ຶ⁠) 🫶💕💕💕 Whenever I receive these kinds of asks, I'll literally start blushing and smiling on my phone,, so much so that my folks would wonder if I'm hiding something (⁠´⁠-⁠﹏⁠-⁠`⁠；⁠)

[ganondoodle]

You're one of the only people I've seen the whole 'hire fans!' mentality actually make sense for. I'm actively mad that your ToTK concept isn't the one we got!

if you are mad that my version(s) of totk arent real, how do you think i feel about it bfhkngg,kdfnvdn

no but, im taking that as a huge compliment!! im always so worried i come off as one of those .. angery gamerdudes who get mad about whatever they deem is "woke" and hate on gamedevs (which i really dont want to do, as much as i hate totk i dont wish any dev ill)

the 'hire fans' thing isnt realistic, as im sure we both know (like .. id have to be in some of the highest position there to achieve anything id want xD) and sometimes i dream of working on a zelda game, but then always have to think how much torture it would be to have to work on things you dont like, or watch as the director decides on things you know arent good, repeat the same old stereotypes etc etc

so then im more happy to not be there (although it is also very painful to watch them do it from the outside .......... i jsut imagine the pain be greater when you are working on it but cant decide on anything)