#the rodents

[kitkatdoodlez]

I’m in my Disney channel original movie era

[rorlrorl]

The Rodents

[ratbagofficial]

HELLO

we make new recasting (fuck Netflix, It's OURS NOW): we call it the wizard-er

(it's totally not the Witcher haha why would you say that °-°, it's totally original and not at all based on something)

Anyways this is our cast and who they will be playing

[sticksandsharks]

Tomodachu

[wizardchicken]

[simkaye]

In my homewrecker rat era 😘 Happy Valentine’s Day!

[typhlonectes]

[cecelovesrats]

i was looking around the cage for my fourth rat until...

[deep-dark-fears]

Seven mouths to feed. A fear submitted by Aliya to Deep Dark Fears - thanks!

Looking for gifts for the holidays? You can find original artwork and commission portraits in my shop!

[bedupolker]

Jumping mice... they hibernate, can jump up to 9 feet according to one website, and have really big footsies. what can't they do?

[getvalentined]

So tumblr has started putting this little banner at the top of posts from new accounts, and honestly I kinda dig it. I've seen a lot of people get absolutely eviscerated for doing something that was perfectly normal on their previous platform but a huge faux pas here, and I think this little banner will go a long way to mitigating that.

Editing to add: DO NOT BE SHITTY TO PEOPLE WITH THIS BANNER I SWEAR TO GOD IF THEY'RE TRYING TO BE NICE YOU BE NICE BACK OR SO HELP ME

[nemfrog]

Cats and their rodent admirers. Simplicissimus. July 18, 1896. Cover art.

Internet Archive

[ratdotjpeg]

obsessed with this photo my friend took out of her window of just a random ass wild rat in her lemon tree. who is he

[knifebun]

look. so many people use the classist card for this, but if you can't afford to feed an animal a diet that's not going to cause serious medical issues that will either kill it or require medical treatment for the rest of the animal's life, then maybe you shouldn't own this animal. "poor people deserve to have animal companions too" yes absolutely i agree, but maybe not at the expense of the animal's health.

[helbram]

im gonna make a nice mess out of you 🥩🔪

[leona-florianova]

The kid looked up. There was a girl watching them. People were passing up and down the street, and some of them walked between the kid and the girl, but she stood stock still and just stared at him. And at Maurice. She had the same nail-you-to-the-wall look that he associated with Peaches. She looked like the kind of person who asked questions. And her hair was too red and her nose was too long. And she wore a long black dress with black lace fringing. No good comes of that sort of thing.

--The Amazing Maurice And His Educated Rodents (Terry Pratchett)