#the stupid blue flashing 😭

[bl0odyh3art]

I got you.

warnings: incest, older brother Leon, reader gets easily scared, real brother Leon, re2r Leon in mind for this fic, p in v, unprotected, virgin reader

this is dead dove/dark content. if are uncomfortable with this kind of content or don't like it, then do not interact.

a/n: ummm first full fic? 😭 but older brother re2r Leon!!! not my best work tbh. I think this sucks

The loud lightning and thunder, making you shake and all stirred up in your bed, the constant flashing of the lightning.

Even at your age, it was still scary and loud to you... Leon was finally back from college and just wanted to relax before moving out fully. Obviously, you'll miss him. He's your older brother. He's always stood up for you and helped you....maybe he wouldn't mind his little sister coming in to get him to help you to relax…

You tiptoed to his room, holding tightly onto your pajamas and your feet that were covered with little ruffled socks shuffling against the floorboards as you made your way to his room. He's asleep, of course, he's always sleepy. You walk up to him and lightly shake his shoulders.

"Leon....wake up.... I'm scared.....please..." you almost cried. He woke up a couple of seconds later.

"Hm?...hey, what's up?" His voice was groggy and a bit raspy. You looked away from him and sighed. You always thought liking your brother was weird, but he's fit.... I mean he was only in his underwear. His fit body and cute face...he stared at you, waiting for an answer, or he'd just go back to bed without a care.

"All the thunder and lightning is scaring me…." you looked down, honestly embarrassed and ashamed of yourself, but Leon sighed and looked at you, making space for you on the bed and moving over, so you could tuck yourself in next to him.

"Come on…such a baby." he softly chuckles as you get into bed, and he presses a kiss on your forehead, groaning like an old man as he lays back down. His warm back against yours and just the fact that he's almost naked makes your face flush a bit. You turn your head to look at him.

"Leon….can-.....can you umm….comfort me?" he didn't answer for a bit, but you heard his sigh and nod, he turned around, so he could hug you, cuddle you. He's chin resting on the top of your head and his arms wrapped around your body, softly rubbing your back with his thumbs as you hear his heartbeat. 

"I got you." he whispered softly. "But there's no way you're still scared of the weather like this", he grinned.

"Yes, I am…. It's stupid… I know" you muttered against his shoulder and thought for a while. Looking at his face as he looked down at you, he was so fucking handsome it made you sick to your core. His stupid blue eyes and jawline, those cheeks and body. fuck. Mindlessly, you grabbed his face and kissed his lips, which made him pull away quickly.

"What the hell was that?" he looked at you as if you were some disgusting creature. 

"I- um…look…. fuck, Leon…. I really like you, and it's not my fault you're so handsome," you mumbled quickly. 

"You're my sister. I'm your brother….we can't ... .we can't do that shit! That's gross!....you know what mom and dad told us when we were little." he wiped his mouth as your hands squeezed his biceps.

"Leon, come on…just one time?...just a kiss." you look at him, your head tilted slightly to get a better look at him in the moonlight. 

He sighs and closes his eyes, sucking in a sharp breath. 

"Then will you do it for me?" his eyes trailed up your body and face.

"I can… I can…suck you off when you need it." you shrugged.

"No…not-...you know what, fine. fuck." he grabbed your face and gave you a sloppy, wet kiss which made you fall on your back on the bed. He grabbed at your hair and moaned at the kiss, his hands trailing up your body and underneath your pajamas. 

"fucking stupid, sister." he groaned as he ripped open his shirt, the buttons flying across the room. 

You gasped and grabbed at his shoulders. "Not my fucking shirt!" slapping his arm slightly. 

He had you on the bottom, getting his dick wet with his spit, his eyes flickering back and forth at you and his dick. He lined himself up at your entrance. 

"Tell me once it hurts" he muttered against your cheek and his, up just the tip in, making you squirm and dig your nails in his shoulders. 

"Stop, stop, stop." you breathed out, and he waited for a while.

"Okay…umm, I guess you can keep going…" 

He slowly rocks his hips, his dick pushing more and more into your pussy, your hole fluttering around him every time he pushes inside you. 

your legs were shaking a bit already and he groaned. "So fucking tight….going to chop my dick off", he laughed dryly. He really didn't know what to say while fucking his own sister and neither did you. 

He rubbed your clit to ease the pain a bit and your hips jumped up, letting out a moan and gasping. He picked up the speed a bit and his moans started coming out. You swore it was the most beautiful thing you'd ever heard.

"Ahh…fuck, taking your brother's dick so good, huh? Waiting just for me?" he slapped your clit, making you squirm and whine a bit. 

You nodded as he pounded into you, you were so close already, your legs shaking and moving your hands to his giant ass man tits. 

"Close already?" he cooed, his other hand gripping your tit and sucking the nipple, rubbing your clit faster as he felt himself get closer, feeling the tip of his dick reach that spongy spot in your pussy. Your mouth hanging open and gasping.

"I'm gonna-....ahh!" your hole fluttering around his dick and he railed you through your orgasm, panting and strangled moans left Leon's mouth as he got closer, grabbing your hair to kiss you as he filled you up.

"Oh…fuck, aha…..you did good…" he panted and flopped over on the bed. You had already forgotten about the storm outside and had focused more on Leon. He was pretty much on the verge of passing out close he held you close and kissed the crown of your head.

"I got you, sweetheart."

[vcnillazelda]

Hey Zelda , I love your writing and I was wondering if I could request tf 141 x gn!reader who was kept away from society so when 141 find them, they know nothing about the outside world. I’m thinking soap says something like “let’s have pizza for dinner” and reader is like “what is a pizza ?“ lmao 🤣 only if you don’t mind. Cheers 👋-👽

141 with an isolated s/o!

tags: can be read as established relationship but it’s not actually stated, fluff, days out

characters: johnny, ghost, alejandro, rudy, price, gaz

a/n: tysm for the kind words and i hope this is okay 😭 (and i’m so sorry this took so long!!)

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johnny

loves teaching you things, no matter how big or little it is

but sometimes he does forget you’re not as experienced as him

“pass me some of the salt, please?”

“salt..?”

“the white stuff”

you handed him a dishrag- it was blue (“is this it?”)

loves taking you out to places so you can learn about certain things

his favourite place to take you is the shops because everything is labelled (and he likes to spoil you)

if you’re not scottish, you probably end up pronouncing things like him despite your original accent- you get so confused when people laugh at you

gets you some books, albeit they look kind of childish- yet they help you a lot

he’s trying his best- yet sometimes he doesn’t know what you’re trying to explain to him and you’re sat for 10 minutes playing a charades trying to figure out what you saw today

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ghost

when you two first met, he didn’t realise how severe your isolation was

takes you to a professional straight away considering he’s not very well equipped

sits with you when you’re anxious with your new surrounding, sometimes reads to you or just talks about things

doesn’t mind your questions at all, yet doesn’t give very detailed answers

“what’s that?”

“a tv”

“oh..!”

he doesn’t mean to, he just forgets you don’t know as much as he does

if someone tries harassing or laughing at you he gives them the biggest death glare- like if looks could kill that person would be in their casket already- he’s super protective

likes watching your eyes light up when you learn something new

there’s something so innocent about you, so he silently vows to keep you safe no matter what <3

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alejandro

adores teaching you things

takes you on little trips out to museums, aquariums and zoos

over-explains absolutely everything

cooks you all types of food to learn your preferences

keeps you close when you’re out and about so you don’t get lost

gets little flash cards to teach you things more effectively

documentary nights are a must, makes your favourite foods and lets you curl up next to him on the couch

no question is a stupid one in his eyes, so ask him anything you want to

he even teaches you mexican-spanish to use in las almas so you can communicate with people other than him and rudy :)

loves seeing you get along with rudy too

takes you to cafe’s so you can test certain foods

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rudy

much like alejandro he takes you out to places so you can learn things there

buys you all the books he can with his spare money to help you :)

asks alejandro for help a lot too, he doesn’t want to mess up anything

keeps any and all dangerous things away from you

if you like spicy food like he does he’ll literally order as much variety as he can just to watch your eyes light up when you like something

teaches you little mexican-spanish phrases, but not a lot of it like alejandro does

writes stuff down with the definition of it in a journal so you can read it later on

at the end of every month he does a little recap test to see how much you remember :)

doesn’t mind your little quirks, but does correct you if you use something wrong

loves your fascination with his phone, he downloads a few games for you too <3

if there’s something you want to know but he’s forgot the word for in english you both have to go to alejandro (help this man)

rudy wants the best for you and does his absolute hardest to give the world to you :)

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price

protective mode activated

i hc that his second choice in occupation was actually going to be a history teacher (because he’s a history nerd) but he decided on being in the military to follow in his father’s footsteps

you are in the safest hands

like simon he takes you to a professional and to a few doctors too just to make sure you’re completely healthy

loves sitting down and talking about anything you want to

teaches you how to cook so you can be a little more independent for when he’s not around

also buys you a phone just in case there’s an emergency and you need to contact him

he doesn’t necessarily go on days out, he’s a stay-in kind of guy, but he does sometimes plan little day trips to landmarks or just little places he thinks are nice

you end up learning basic things but also a lot of in depth history because price loves talking about it

if you find any interests he will spoil you rotten with everything he can find in that interest

never acts like you’re dumb either, he’s super supportive

“i found this today! :)” shows him a rock you picked up in his garden

“that’s amazing!”

instead of shielding you from them, he teaches you about dangerous things to just to prevent any accidents

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gaz

similar to johnny, he’s enthusiastic to teach you about things; especially all the little facts he picks up from price and kate <3

unlike johnny, he’s so gentle with teaching you

doesn’t want to overwhelm you at all

he tries to shield you, but also tries to let you learn some cautions naturally i.e when the showers too hot/cold

you’re very precious to him, he adores watching you watch documentaries that he’s already seen

never gets bored of answering your questions :)

adores going out with you no matter if it’s walking, to cafés, to parks, people watching, ect

loves lending you kate’s books (with or without permission we’ll never know)

[sunnylands-world]

So I’d like to request a Draco mafia fanfic. Where someone disrespects the reader and it angers him.

FINE LINE

Pairing: Mafia draco x fem reader

Summary: Draco is a far man he hears bullshit all day but they cross a fine line when it comes to you...

Word count: 729

Warning: language, offense things are said about females [not by Draco], mentions of blood, use of a gun

Universe: mafia

A/n: okay I was supposed to post this at three in the morning but I fell asleep before I could 😭 anyway hope you like it I loved this idea and I had so much fun with writing it so thank you anon and please SHOW SUPPORT IF YOU READ THIS

Draco was never interested in the conversation that took place during these meetings. He just needed the deal, but occasionally he'd run into these talkative bitches who wanted to drink whiskey and complain about their wife's, hints why he called them talkative bitches. They complain all the time. He couldn't care less. Why were they bitching when they had enough money to stop worldwide hunger? They didn't do shit.

They've just been drinking and buying. He thought it was funny they had so many complaints. They were more women than their wives and they [their wives] did more than them. They cooked, cleaned and had babies. The least they could do was let them spend money on the things that make them happy.

"Yeah, like how do rich and wealthy men attract poor sluts," said one of them. Draco couldn't give a shit about his name he wanted to say it was Oliver but the topic made him snicker as he listened in.

"Okay, I mean, I earn all the money just for them to spend."

Probably 'cause you sit on your ass like a lazy bitch that nobody wants to be around, so she's out there screwing one of the drivers.

"All I'm saying is I make the money, I should be decided who spends it and it damn sure shouldn't be going to fucking diapers and sippy cups."

"Amen to that!"

You should have used a condom, selfish motherfuckers.

"Poor Draco over their quiet as a sleeping baby, your wife got you tied down?" Draco took a look at the bald man, but failed to reply which caused laughter to fill the room.

What the fuck is so funny?

"Don't worry man I get it, I had one just like that whore wife of yours working the pole for money. Had no talents before you right?"

Draco glared, his blue eyes turning dark as he let out a dry laugh.

"What the fuck did you say?" The room fell silent as the question left his lips. All eyes were on him for his mistake.

Draco thought he was a straightforward man. He had two rules, one of which was to make the deal so that everybody would be happy and no one would die, and two, not to disrespect the queen.

When Draco met you, you were a stripper, but you had to pay college tuition and your job at the café didn't cover everything. Of course, when you got together, he paid it all for you. You were studying now peacefully and he was satisfied with you kicking your feet up and working hard for your degree, but sometimes people made the mistake of disrespecting you the way this fat fucker did and he did not take well to people talking about you at all.

Now the guy wasn't stupid. He knew once the room went quiet, he made a mistake. Draco's hand was placed on his weapon and an inhuman glance was on his face. Everything was intended to be simple. Come to the casino, make the exchange and leave, but he couldn't let that pass, because you weren't a whore at a club. You were the queen to the biggest Mafia leader.

"Come on, man, you're not seriously upset about some bitch." he laughs, swallowing his fear.

Bitch?

"Look, I'm sure she would understand that it's all a joke. I didn't mean any harm, it's just the truth after all."

Sure, you might but Draco didn't find it amusing and you weren't here right now. Draco stood to his feet from the leather couch, aiming the gun at the prick resting into the chair, his eyes wide in fear as he realized what's to come. The gun fires. The loud noise with the muzzle flash sending a fire colored hue through the room as one bullet is shot through his head and the other in his nuts.

The blood splattered on his face like paint flickered on a canvas, Draco's jaw clenched as he pulled the trigger. He took the gun placing it on a red napkin before he wiped it clean putting it back.

"Get rid of this pig and get my fucking money." he says, walking from the private room and heading home to you.

If you didn't get it from what just happened, you don't mess with the queen. That's a warning.

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[slimeylee]

Never Fully Dressed Without a Smile

mashup of two requests ( i literally cant find the posts i responded to them in 😭 ) !!

7. “ I happen to know a weakness of yours . ”

IM SORRY THAT THIS IS SO SHORT N TOOK A WHILE TO RELEASE I HAD NO IDEAS FOR IT TO BE HON3ST .

lee ! vox ( he / it ) , ler ! alastor ( he / it )

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" I happen to know a weakness of yours , my dear friend . " Alastor smirked .

How did Vox end up like this ? First he was sneaking up to Alastor's dumbass radio tower fuckin' thing to try and take it down . Steal back his spotlight , y'know .

And now , here it was , being held in the air by multiple pairs of black tendrils as it was forced to look at the smirk on Alastor's stupid face .

" Fucking - put me down , you asshole ! " Vox growled as he twisted his head , yanking and tugging at his limbs .

" Now now , Vox , why the frustration ? Smile , dear ! " Alastor exclaimed , its everlasting grin grew wider on its face . " You know , you're never fully dressed without one ! "

" No , I don't believe I will ! After all , you did try to sneak into my radio tower . Quite a shame on your behalf . " Alastor stated .

Vox groaned , continuing its struggles as it squirmed in the trap it was stuck in .

Vox suddenly yelped , his back arching with surprise as he let out a squeak . One of the tendrils suddenly had poked its side .

" Whahahat the fuhuck - AHAHALASTOHOR ! " Vox cackled out , as the middle two tendrils wiggled into its sides , its arms and legs being held by two other sets of the tentacles .

" Did I find a bad spot already ? " Alastor smirked with evil in his eyes . Vox gasped and squealed with laughter as the tendrils attacked his underarms .

" SHIIHIHIT- AHAHA- QUHIHIT IHIT ! " Vox made multiple attempts to kick in his struggle , trying desperately to get away from the sensations .

" Whatever do you mean ? I'm not doing anything , Vox . " Alastor said , cocking his head to the side like a curious puppy . The tendrils swirled over Vox's belly as it shrieked .

" FUHUHZzUCK OH-O-oOHOFF ! Zzzzt " Vox cackled , his screen and voice glitching out as he threw his head back , trying desperately to get away from the sensations .

" Please , Vox . You and I both know you're enjoying this . " Alastor chuckled .

Vox turned red as his screen glitched more and his laughter grew wheezier and airy . " SHIH-I-IIHITzzzt - JU-U-AHAHAST STO-O-HOzztHOP ALREHEHEzzztAHADY ! "

Its lagging became more persistent as its laughter grew louder . The tentacles pulled away for a second , before they started to squeeze Vox's hips . He fucking lost it .

To say it screamed with laughter was an understatement.

" AHAA-A-AHAA-ALASTOR ! FUHAHA-A-ACK - IHIHI'LL FUHUCK-K-KING KI-I-ILL YOOooUuuu-zzztt ... "

Vox's screen flashed blue with his error message , before his whole screen turned off and went black .

Vox rebooted quickly , yelping as it suddenly dropped to the ground .. His stomach ached from how much he had been laughing . It rubbed its hips to rid itself of the ghost tickles as it glared up at Alastor .

" Wasn't that fun ? " He asked , as the tendrils slowly slid into the floor . " Hopefully this moment we had together taught you not to mess with the Radio Demon , " Alastor said , his voice grew deeper as he spoke . It followed the tendrils down swiftly as it , literally , melted into the floor .

Vox was out of breath , inhaling and exhaling heavily . Well ... that just happend . He tsked , standing up to leave the same way he had entered .

But as it stood for a moment , its face flushed a soft red as it had to admit ... he couldn't argue that it didn't enjoy what just happened ... a little bit .

[strniohoeee]

Paramour Pt. 3

Pairing: Chris Sturniolo X Female Reader

Synopsis: This is the final chapter of Y/N and Chris weird and bumpy love story. One morning Chris and Y/N lay around in bed as they talk about what has happened🗣️

Warnings⚠️: Alluding to sex, but not like real smut?? Mann idk. I’m not even that happy with how this one turned out😭

Song for the imagine: WASTING TIME- Brent Faiyaz, Drake, The Neptunes

That horrible altercation between Chris and Dom was a good 5 months ago, and it’s so crazy how time passes. To come back from that awkward situation was super hard, but eventually everything went back to normal for the most part.

Chris and I were an official couple about two months after the incident. To wish for something for years, and to finally get it was the best thing to ever happen. Being with Chris made me so fucking happy. He was truly my everything.

Waking up every morning running my hands through his hair and down his back as he laid asleep on his stomach. Watching his blue eyes flutter open as his pupils adjusted to the light. Offering him a soft smile as my hands ran down to his cheek and caressing.

Most mornings we’d get tangled in the sheets as the sunlight kissed our skin. Kissing, touching and whispering sweet nothings into each other's ears. Our hands trailing all over each other. I would end up under Chris, his body leaning on me as I sunk into the bed

The sheets would gradually slip off of his back allowing the sunlight to warm up his skin as my nails raked up and down his spine. Thrusting into me as my voice traveled away from me, and only small whines and moans were allowed to fall free. Chris’ hair in all its messy waves tickling my neck everytime he moved.

My left hand would come up, pulling at the roots in the nape. My right hand wrapped around his bicep as he showed me how much he loved me.

Our bodies falling limp against each other as we whispered “I love you” to one another. The sheets trapping us to one another. Often giggling as we would almost fall, and had to spend extra time unraveling from them.

Chris was currently thrusting into me as we giggled at stupid things he would say. My lips peppering kisses on his shoulders, and my nails gripping onto his back.

“Fuck Chris” I moaned out as he began to kiss my neck

“You sound so beautiful” he said looking up at me as he flashed me a toothy grin

“All because of you” I said running my hand through his hair as I pecked his lips

We soon laid there in one another’s arms laughing at something. His fingers tracing shapes on my arms as I pulled him in closely.

I went to speak when suddenly my phone rang. My brows furrowed and I looked over at the nightstand. It read Dominic

“Who is it?” Chris asked me

“It’s dom” I said confused

I hadn’t spoken to him in five months…this was so random.

“Pick it up” Chris said

I mindlessly grabbed the phone and on the 6th ring I answered

“Hello?” I asked in a whisper

“Y/N?” I heard him ask me

“Yes, Dom, what do you want?” I asked him getting frustrated

“I want your time” he said

“You sound crazy, what are you saying” I said now leaning back

“Just listen to me okay” he said

“I’ve been listening and you haven’t been making sense” I said laughing

“He doesn’t deserve you” he said bluntly

“I’m not doing this with you. We’re over. I do not want anything to do with you anymore, so please never contact me again” I said getting ready to hang up

“Why did you do this to me?” He asked

“Do you think I wanted this to happen? I didn’t okay. I’m sorry that it wasn’t you, and that I couldn’t force myself to love you. You are not the man for me, so please do not call me again” I said firmly

“You’ll be nothing to him in a matter of time. Just you watch” he said laughing

“Fuck you Dom” I said

“No! fuck you, you two timing whore” he yelled over the phone

I was genuinely shocked. I had no answer to that, and I knew Chris saw this on my face. He read my facial expressions, and quickly removed the phone from my hands

“I don’t know who you think you are, but you have a lot of nerve calling Y/N” Chris said to him

“Put her back on the phone” Dom replied darkly

“No! Can’t you see she’s never wanted you. Give up already” Chris said

“I can’t believe you, my own friend sleeping around with my girl while we were together” he said scoffing

“I wasn’t really your friend, and not to mention she didn’t leave with you that day she stood with me. Back off” Chris said getting upset

“I wish nothing but the worse for the both of you, you low life piece of shit assholes” he said into the phone

“Go have your temper tantrum over the phone with someone who gives a fuck” Chris told him

“Fuck you” Dom spat back

“Listen to me, and listen closely. Don’t you ever call Y/N’s phone again. Don’t you ever make contact with her in any way shape or form. Take this however you want, but if I ever see you trying to mess with her I will come after you, got it?” Chris said

“You don’t scare me” he said laughing

“I’m not trying to scare you. I’m just letting you know to stay away from us” he said into the phone before hanging up on Dom

Chris handed me my phone with a smile. I took my phone back and looked off into the distance. Maybe Dom was right. I mean what I did was fucked up.

“What’s going on in that head of yours” Chris asked

“I’m just thinking about what he said” I said to him

“Baby do not listen to anything he has to say okay? None of this is your fault” he said

“I mean it is. I did cheat on him” I said looking at Chris

“But you never loved him” he said

“But it’s the principle. It was wrong” I said feeling guilty

“Come here baby, listen we already spoke about this okay. What’s done is done, and there’s nothing we can do about it. He was not who you wanted, and you can’t punish yourself for what you’ve done” he said pulling me in

“If I could go back in time I’d change everything” I said

“We can’t change the hands of time” he said shaking his head

“I would’ve fought hard for us” I said looking up at him

“Oh..” he said not knowing what I was referring to

“I would’ve never gotten with Dom if I knew this would be the outcome…..me back in your arms” I said

“You were the first girl I’ve ever wanted to be mine, and I let you fall through my fingers because I was stupid” he said

“You weren’t stupid. I’m glad you turned me down because I think this made us stronger now” I said smiling at him

“I’m glad you picked me again” he said laughing a bit

“I’d always pick you” I said playfully pushing him

“God I’m so in love with you” he said biting his lip

“Oh Christopher” I whispered

Chris pulled me in as our lips crashed together. I’ve said this many times, but Chris and I were made for each other. This love we shared was that out of a movie or book.

He’d be fine forever in this lifetime and in another. We’d find eachother again. In a crowded room I’d search for those blue eyes and know that I would be okay. I fell deeper in love with Chris as every second of everyday passed.

I was no longer a paramour, but a real love…..

The End

I’m not going to lie. I wasn't sure how to end this series, and I’m not sure that I’m happy with how this one came out. I have to stop promising more than two parts without coming up with ideas LMAOOO. But anyways I hope you enjoyed this🥹❤️❤️ I love yall dearly

-J💅🏽

[sublimecatgalaxy]

the little thing you wrote about Eddy comforting reader was so cute!!! sooo naturally my mind wandered off to Billy immediately and now I would like to request the same prompt, but with him :))

But like, this is Billy we're talking about, he's probably not very experienced with comforting people, but it would be SO cute to see him try!

anyway hope you had a good day! Love your writing!

I like literally can not stay away from this request since my love for Billy is like...pathetic and desperate and I love writing him more than like anyone right now😭

Angry tears flow down my cheeks as I take a breath in, the cool air of Indiana soothing my aching lungs, my eyes watching the cars go by and my ears tune into the teens raging inside. It was the annual Christmas party, the one that seems to come together every year by some random chance of fate, thrown by a random teen with rich parent.

And for some reason, I was invited to go.

But the minute that a drink was thrown at my white shirt, the group of men that cornered me joking about wanting to see what's going on 'underneath', I was out as quickly as I came in. There's only so much groping a girl could take in one night while trying to have a good night.

I wipe at my shirt with the sweater I brought, ruining it in the process of trying to dry me off. I groan loudly, tossing the sweater to the steps and I hear a door open, someone stepping onto the porch behind me.

"Occupied." I mutter, my face falling into my hands but I can still sense someone take a seat beside me. My head tilts to see Billy Hargrove with a shit eating grin on his face, my shoulders deflating. "I don't need you making fun of me right now." I huff, his tongue sweeping out to wet his lips and he bumps my shoulder with his.

"Come on, sweet-cheeks, tell me what happened." He sighs, resting his elbows on his knees as he leans over, pretty curls falling to frame his face. My lips part and a shuddered breath leaves me, my hands reaching up to wipe my cheeks. The last thing I need right now is for him to mock me or make fun of me for crying at one of the only parties I've ever attended in all of high school.

So do I tell him or do I just brush him off?"

"C'mon, don't tell me you're crying over some dumbass who broke your heart?" He laughs shallowly with a shrug and suddenly I realize that he thinks I was dumped or something, crying over something so trivial and stupid to someone like him, a serial romantic and a serial heartbreaker.

"It's not about a guy- I mean it is, but not for the reason you think." I sniffle, catching his attention as he suddenly realizes the sweater laying at my feet and my makeup that's running down my cheeks. His eyes flash with anger, his back straightening as he turns to me.

"Who did it?" His question is simple but the way he says it makes my head spin, the way his jaw grits when he asks, almost in a low, threatening tone. He's angry at the thought of someone hurting me.

"Billy-" He cuts me off quickly, holding a hand up to silence me as he leans towards me a bit.

"I'm not messing with you. What'd they do?" I'm confused at his concern, or maybe it's worry, especially since him and I are not the closest of friends. We've studied together here and there, but only because our teachers assign me as a tutor for him. I'm closer to his sister Max, spending a lot of time with her at the arcade so nothing would actually give him a reason to want to help me or care for me.

"Some guys came up to me and they were just messing around, grabbing me and stuff and when I refused to, uh- you know- they threw punch on me so they could see through my shirt." I explain slowly, disgusted by my own words, my eyes fluttering shut in frustration.

He's eerily silent, his shoulders pulled back in taunt anger and I can imagine his blue eyes gawking at me in shock. When I take the time to look at him, he's exactly how I would've imagined him, face red and blue eyes wide in anger.

"You got any names? Cuz I'll make sure they don't fuck with you." He offers and even though his words are menacing, his voice has a hint of softness to it. With a laugh, I shake my head, brushing his concern off, not wanting him to become homicidal over a few ugly perverts.

"No, it's fine. Just too mortified to go in there again." My head cranes back to look through the front door, looking at the teens who dance and smile, wondering why it's so hard for me to just blend in and follow along with my peers. It makes me nauseous to think that they can do such inappropriate things and just move on, not caring about their actions and how they impact people.

"Wanna get outta here then?" Billy's offer makes me break out in a cold sweat, my heart fluttering at the thought of being alone with him. He notices my apprehension and pauses, his normal smirk dropping and so do his eyes, gaze skimming along the skin of my bare legs.

"With you?" I stutter out, clearing my throat and he nods, leaning back to rest his elbows against the concrete step. "You're not gonna try to cop a feel right?" He bursts out laughing at my jest, my body relaxing a bit at his calmness, not completely used to him being so human instead of being revved up and angry.

"God no." He chuckles, moving to stand and he reaches out to hold a hand out to me. I pause before slipping my hand into his, loving the feeling of his skin against mine. He smiles, helping me down off of the porch as he leans in to whisper in my ear. "Haven't you heard? I'm a gentleman now."

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Weekly recap | October 16th-29th 2023 (Part One)

I've got a banner now! What do you guys think? 😃 Two weeks of fics, it's a long one, I hope you enjoy!

(Edit: yes it says PART ONE because apparently I've read so many fics Tumblr can't handle the amount of links 😭)

Complete

I Was Betting On Forever (But Forever Comes And Goes) by callmenewbie/ @callmenewbie (Car accident | 4K | Teen): Eddie gets a call from Buck in the middle of the night and it’s about as bad as one would expect

Take My Hand and Let’s Pretend by giselleslash/ @gigi-gigi (Getting together | 4K | General): Christopher shows Eddie and Buck how to make braided rings, Eddie does something unexpected, and Buck loses a bit of his sanity over it all.

Love and Bullets Both Shatter Hearts (But Only One Can Put You Back Together) by letmetellyouaboutmyfeels/ @letmetellyouaboutmyfeels (Spies AU | 11K | Explicit): Agent [Redacted] Diaz is the best at what he does. Usually. But lately there's this real pain in the ass* who's been ruining his missions: Code Name "Buck." *stupidly handsome and annoyingly talented rival spy

Guilt Takes a Lunch Break at Two in the Morning by letmetellyouaboutmyfeels/ @letmetellyouaboutmyfeels (PWP, Sexual Fantasy | 1,8K | Explicit): Eddie's married, and he's never going to cheat. Even if his wife hasn't been around. Buck knows Eddie's married, and he's probably not into men, and he won't ruin the best friendship he's ever had. Doesn't mean either of them can't imagine other things.

Direct Deposit by letmetellyouaboutmyfeels/ @letmetellyouaboutmyfeels (PWP, Buck/Connor/Kameron but it's still endgame Buddie | 10K | Explicit): Buck's asked to contribute the old-fashioned way.

in the middle by honestlydarkprincess/ @honestlydarkprincess (PWP, Buck/Eddie/Natalia but endgame Buddie | 4K | Explicit): Or, Eddie walks in on friends with benefits Buck and Natalia. Buck and Eddie figure out their feelings and then the three of them have some fun.

🔥 Your Love is an Oil Slick (It Glows like Rainbows, It Stains My Soul) by letmetellyouaboutmyfeels/ @letmetellyouaboutmyfeels (Canon Divergent - Supernatural Elements, Ghost Buck | 67K | Explicit): When Eddie's son claims he has an imaginary friend, Eddie doesn't think much of it. Christopher is seven, it's what kids do. But then weird things start happening around the house, and Eddie starts dreaming about a handsome blue-eyed man. Turns out, Christopher's friend isn't so imaginary. Their house is haunted.

🔥 my words are paper tigers by hattalove/ @hattalove (Time Loop, Canon Divergent | 20K | Teen): or: buck breaks up with eddie, even if it means losing a part of himself, because it's the right thing to do. the universe decides to test that conviction.

all i wanna do right now. by dylaesthetics (Season 6, Coming Out | 4K | Teen): Eddie starts acting out of character. Buck worries.

remember to remember me by Daffi_990_ao3/ @hannah-ruth-990 (Canon-Divergent, Post-Lightning, Amnesia | 31K | Explicit): Buck and Eddie finally get together only for lightning to strike a few days later, leaving Buck with no memories of them ever becoming a couple.

toy with me by honestlydarkprincess/ @honestlydarkprincess (PWP, Post-S6 | 2K | Explicit): Or, the one where Eddie accidentally walks in on Buck using his new toy.

i am never without it by Maira/ @carrierofthepaperclips (Getting Together | 3K | Teen): Buck takes them out slowly, reverently, giving them their own place on the bedspread. It takes him longer than he thinks - while there aren’t really that many items, he lingers over each one, memories flashing through his mind like quicksilver. He shouldn’t have opened this box.

My dandelion tell me when you've made your mind // Kinktober Day 23 - Overstimulation by Heyimbeccah (PWP, BDSM | 1K | Explicit): Eddie's eyes light up as he rubs his thumb over his cock again and again, drawing a series of whimpers from his throat. "It's gonna hurt, baby," he whispers. "Please," Buck says, his voice breaking.

🔥 stupid people. by brewrosemilk/ @gayhoediaz (Canon Divergent, Sex Worker Buck | 160K | Explicit): New in Los Angeles, and having recently admitted to himself that he's gay, Eddie figures that hiring a sex worker might be a good way to keep his private life cut off from his job and his son. A way to keep things from becoming too complicated. It works. For a while.

believe in one thing (i won't go away) by heartbeatdiaz/ @loserdiaz (Canon Divergent, Post-Coma | 24K | Mature): the one where buck is figuring out stuff after waking up from a coma, eddie misses his best friend and they go to couple's therapy.

you're where i stand, hearing the sea by Maira/ @carrierofthepaperclips (Getting Together | 3K | Teen): ... or the one with the accidental kiss.

With Great Power Comes Great Pining by Princessfbi/ @princessfbi (Post-Lightning, Getting Together | 10K | Teen): It was the lightning strike. That had to be it. It was the only logical conclusion. Though, when it comes to being able to suddenly read people’s minds, Buck supposed there wasn’t a whole lot of logic involved. Well… Not people. Just… Eddie’s mind. 

look straight ahead if you like it slow by hattalove/ @hattalove (PWP, Established Buddie | 6K | Explicit): “This gets you going, huh?” Eddie grins, propping himself up on his elbows so he can move higher on the bed, reach the pretty pink bow of Buck’s mouth. “Devotion? You being it for me?” He stretches up toward Buck’s ear, whispers: “Monogamy?”

your long day is over now by hattalove/ @hattalove (Post Season 5, Pre-Buddie | 4K | Teen): or, buck leaves, then comes back home again. 

been yours longer than i haven't by hattalove/ @hattalove (Friends to Lovers | 1K | Teen): in which buck tries dating, and eddie has an embarrasing number of oh moments.

never want for more when you're near by hattalove/ @hattalove (Getting Together | 4K | Teen): in which buck gets drunk and sleeps with eddie. except does he?

baby, it's halloween (we can be anything) by heartbeatdiaz/ @loserdiaz (Post-Lawsuit | 2K | Teen): After Eddie forgives him and after they share that hug, Eddie invites Buck to come spend the night of Halloween with Chris and him, where he belongs. More feelings come to light and everything works out for the better.

baby, loving you's the real thing by hattalove/ @hattalove (First Kiss | 2K | Teen): in which eddie, very literally, has a brush with buck 1.0.

can't do a love song (not the way you sang them to me) by hattalove/ @hattalove (Post-Season 1, Neighbours AU | 7K | Mature): in which buck sleeps around for healthy reasons, and thinks about his next-door neighbor a healthy amount.

california wishing on these stars by hattalove/ @hattalove (Post-Season 5, Getting Together | 21K | Teen): in which 'tis the season, buck is single again, and eddie is being very brave about it.

pretty in pink by honestlydarkprincess/ @honestlydarkprincess (PWP, Panties | 4K | Explicit): Or, the one where Eddie finds out Buck's little secret and Buck wrongly assumes he has a problem with it so Eddie has to set things straight.

sucker for pain by prettyboybuckley/ @prettyboybuckley (PWP, Spanking | 2K | Explicit): OR: Buck gets spanked in one of his most intimate places

Make So Much Smoke it Sparks a Fire by letmetellyouaboutmyfeels/ @letmetellyouaboutmyfeels (PWP, Succubi&Incubi | 7K | Explicit): Incubi and succubi are not about sex. They're about lust. Desire. The build up. Driving you so insane that sex is all you can think about, all you want, all you need. Pushing you right over the edge. Naturally, Buck and Eddie like to have fun with this.

Love Like the Ocean (Dirties Your Body, Cleans Your Soul) by letmetellyouaboutmyfeels/ @letmetellyouaboutmyfeels (Mermaid Buck, PWP | 5K | Explicit): Eddie and Buck have been dating for a while, but practicalities have prevented them from having sex in Buck's true form. That's about to change.

I Love Oklahoma by chicklette/ @chicklette (Getting Together | 1,7K | General): Sometimes, you need to be able to call someone out without it being everything. Sometimes, you just need to make a hole and say here: spill it out here. We can grow it or bury it as needed, but you gotta get it out.

lost in your current like a priceless wine by heartbeatdiaz/ @loserdiaz (Established Buddie | 2K | Teen): Eddie jumps into conclusions, him and Karen get drunk and Buck is tired but also amused. It all works in the end.

may these memories break our fall by heartbeatdiaz/ @loserdiaz (Canon Divergent, Married Buddie, Amnesia | 6K | Teen): or: eddie is a soldier coming home for christmas, he wants to surprise his husband and son for the holiday but things don't go as planned.

then through the phone ( came all your tears ) by heartbeatdiaz/ @loserdiaz (Post-Season 5, Dispatcher Eddie | 3K | Teen): After leaving the 118, Eddie becomes a 911 dispatcher.

put on a slow dumb show for you by fleetinghearts/ @shitouttabuck (Getting Together | 2K | Teen): or, they’re sleepy and a little drunk and buck’s one step behind

it can't be unlearned (i've known the warmth of you) by heartbeatdiaz/ @loserdiaz (Werewolf Buck | 4K | Teen): He thinks maybe he fell asleep and he's having a weird dream or something. There's a big— a huge— wolf curling on itself and sleeping soundly where his coffee table should be.

spinning faster than the plane that took you by heartbeatdiaz/ @loserdiaz (Canon Divergent, Post-Coma | 9K | Teen): or: Buck flees to the other side of the world, they're both miserable and also pining idiots in love. Somehow it all works out in the end.

baby, let the games begin by heartbeatdiaz/ @loserdiaz (Post-Season 5, Getting Together | 3K | Teen): There's a baseball game, Eddie pines and Hen is so done with these two idiots.

🔥 Don't They Know It's the End of the World? by Daisies_and_Briars/ @cal-daisies-and-briars (Fallout 4 AU, Post-Apocalyptic | 32K | Mature | Warning: Violence): After being put in a cryogenic sleep for over a hundred years to wait out an apocalyptic event, Eddie Diaz wakes up, too early, to find his son has been stolen from his cryo-chamber. Scared and alone in a frightening world he doesn't recognize, Eddie is willing to do anything to get his kid back.

WIP

and here, too, am i by Daisies_and_Briars/ @cal-daisies-and-briars (Future fic, Married Buddie | 1/3 | 11K | Teen): Six months into their marriage, Eddie is still struggling to decide whether or not he wants more kids, when he knows Buck does. The universe may not scream, but it certainly talks.

🔥 Things We're All Too Young to Know by Daisies_and_Briars/ @cal-daisies-and-briars (Canon, S1 through S6 | 96/? | 245K | Mature): This is a love story. Even if it doesn’t always look like it. Even if it doesn’t always feel like it. A look back on Eddie and Buck's lives up to now, and what led them to each other, interpreted from the current 9-1-1 canon.

Innocence died screaming, honey, ask me I should know by JJK/ @trenchcoatsandtimetravel (Demon Buck, Canon Divergent | 5/? | 9K | Teen): Buck is a demon with the power to help with pregnancy, childbirth, and infant health. When the Buckleys make a deal asking for someone to help 'save their baby', Buck leaps at the chance as it will give him what he's always wanted: a life on earth. But demon deals are tricky and neither of them gets quite what they're after. This is Buck's journey as he navigates growing up on earth and remembering how to help those in need.

Re-Read

I Opened My Eyes and There You Were by letmetellyouaboutmyfeels/ @letmetellyouaboutmyfeels (Post-Season 3, Getting Together | 4K | Explicit): In which Buck provides the dots and Eddie finally connects them.

Drowning in Dreams (You're My Raft) by letmetellyouaboutmyfeels/ @letmetellyouaboutmyfeels Post-Tsunami, Getting Together | 5K | Explicit): In which Buck sleeps his way into a relationship with Eddie, but not in the way you'd think.

Like a Sack of Bricks by letmetellyouaboutmyfeels/ @letmetellyouaboutmyfeels (Getting Together | 2K | Teen): One word from Christopher, and Eddie's realizing he's made a serious miscalculation about his best friend.

Love Like Taffy by letmetellyouaboutmyfeels/ @letmetellyouaboutmyfeels (PWP, Dom/Sub | 4K | Explicit): Buck likes it when Eddie puts him in his place. And Eddie's noticed.

🔥 let's hear it for the boy by hattalove/ @hattalove (Post-Season 5, Coming Out | 56K | Teen): in which eddie attends a self-empowerment group for gbtq men to supplement his therapy, and is empowered to: forgive himself, say "i'm gay" to his own reflection in the mirror, accidentally adopt an adult, make fried rice, and tell his straight best friend that he's in love with him. not necessarily in that order.

rainbows have nothing to hide by hattalove/ @hattalove (Getting Together | 3K | Teen): how is eddie diaz like kermit the frog? let buck and christopher count the ways. (Part 1 of the kermit verse)

this savoir faire by hattalove/ @hattalove (Established Buddie | 5K | Teen): or, the one in which embracing the meme life turns out to be more complicated than eddie expected. (Part 2 of the kermit verse)

[taralen]

Thoughts in Reflection

A prequel to an INBOX Story idea proposed by @clowny-rolls (Thanks for the idea!!!)

NOTE: This story won't make as much sense unless you read the stuff I wrote here for better context: Click Me.

The illustration is inspired by a drawing a friend of mine did of Spamton, but it's currently not uploaded anywhere. Sorry guys. 😭

The year was 1994.

Spamton G. Spamton, a former Addison and a now esteemed entrepreneurial businessman who founded BIG SHOT AUTOS was one day asked, "Mr. Spamton, are you seeing anyone?"

Much to Spamton's chagrin, the one asking was his close friend Bant, a Blue Addison who was the only one of his former friends and coworkers with whom he stayed in contact. He leaned against the wall, waiting for any chance to talk to Spamton once he was off the phone.

Spamton rolled his eyes. "Why are you asking?"

"You haven't seen any ladies, have you? I figured with your newfound success, the women would be flocking to you." Bant chuckled.

Spamton raised his hand and dismissed this with a gesture. "I'm too busy."

"Not too busy for me, though." Bant smirked.

Spamton froze and his cheeks flushed pink.

Bant tilted his head, flashing that iconic closed-eye Addison grin. "Hey, if you're interested, one of the restaurants Sen's been running fliers for is setting up blind dates. I've been the one coordinating things to bring people together. The restaurant has had a nice uptick in business since! The campaign is running for another week. It might be kind of fun to try it out. I can set you up with a cute girl, exactly your type!"

Spamton narrowed his eyes at the mention of Sen, or Yahoosen, the Yellow Addison he once worked so closely with but did not believe in his vision. Hearing Bant's involvement softened his expression but not his demeanor. "That sounds stupid. How will this benefit me at all?"

"If you have a good time, you could leave them a good review, and then I can convince the owner to vouch for your shop whenever they need a new car or some fixing. What do you think?" Bant's smile widened.

Spamton raised a brow. "Uh, give me a moment. Step out of my office for a bit."

Bant sighed. "What for?"

"I need to make a call, obviously!" Spamton said as he sat down at his desk with his finger already on the dial.

Bant huffed and pushed off the wall. "Fine. Let me know when you're done." He slipped out, closed the door behind him, and paced the hall. Although he was just outside the office, he could not hear what Spamton was talking about. Thankfully, the call was brief, and only a few moments later, Spamton opened the door, looking up at Bant. "OKAY. I will do it!" He adjusted his collar and flashed a handsome, toothy smile.

Bant blinked. "Huh? Really? Did whoever you were talking to on the phone tell you it was a good idea?" He laughed a little awkwardly.

"Huh?! Why would I ask my esteemed business partner about something so silly?" Spamton laughed, dismissively waving his hand. "Go on! Set me up with this blind date! I trust you know my tastes in women well."

Bant furrowed his brows. Having known Spamton for years, he knew when he wasn't totally genuine, and this seemed to be one of those moments, but he smiled anyway. "Okay, I will. I'm sure not to disappoint you!" ☎️☎️☎️

Waiting in a hallway near the restrooms was a small lady, a White Addison. She wore a silken pink dress far too expensive for her salary and tied her hair up in a matching pink bow. People passing by stared at her, whispering words she did not want to hear.

Bant approached her. "Ah, Ms. Thetalan, you look quite lovely. That dress Orvar loaned you fits you nicely!"

Orvar, short for Orvarstok, was an Orange Addison who worked with Bant. He advertised clothing curated by Queen herself, ranging from everyday wear to fine garments. Through their established trust, Bant easily convinced him to loan a dress on the promise he'd foot the dry-cleaning bills afterward.

She turned to the Blue Addison and smiled meekly. "You think so? I hope he likes it, too."

"He definitely will. You are exactly his type." Bant winked. "He is an esteemed businessman, so he has fine tastes. He should be here within the next five to ten minutes. Just wait here for now."

"Fine tastes?" She blushed. "Okay. I will wait right here," she answered meekly. She watched him disappear down the corner. She was certain this guy was the same Blue Addison she saw with that man she fell in love with a year ago—a man who appeared to be a White Addison like her but with black hair. She etched his name into her heart: Spamton G. Spamton.

Despite her suspicions, Thetalan didn't dare pry too much about the Blue Addison's possible relations. He approached her directly while she was walking down the street and asked if she would like to participate in a blind date with all the expenses paid to support a local restaurant. Usually, she'd be wary of such things, but because of his familiarity, her intuition told her to trust him and take on this offer. She told him about the kind of man she wanted to meet, and he said, "Ah, perfect. I know just the guy for you! He is a handsome businessman and not too unlike an Addison." He raised his head and pointed at his own nose. "What, with one of these just like us!"

Few Darkners chose to court Addisons outside of work-related reasons, but this Blue Addison described someone so specific that she could only think of one person, and it was him. To have this opportunity of seeing Spamton again... It made her tremble with excitement.

With bated breath, she gazed into the nearby mirror, trying to collect herself. Though she was excited, anxiety swarmed her entire being. She hadn't seen this man since last year and wondered if he remembered her. He occupied her mind constantly, and as she stared into her beautified reflection, her hands wringing restlessly, she thought, "He has no idea how much I wish he could see me."

(To be continued...)

[mazeinthemiroh]

the txt boys have my whole heart it’s actually painful 😭 so if you aren’t too swamped w requests (i assume you got a lot after coming back) could you do a reaction for them where they have to wear a complicated outfit, like a harness or something strapless or wtv, and their crush is a stylist and has to help them put it on? they’re just so 🥹 thank you!!

txt when their stylist crush helping them

genre: fluff, slightly suggestive

word count: 0.7k

warnings: none

pls like and reblog if you enjoyed! feel free to request anything <3

soobin

he's all flustered and kind of stressed out when part of the harness came loose right before he was about to go on stage. soobin's the type of person who needs everything to be perfect right before a big event or a concert. he needs to know that things are running smoothly. luckily, being his stylist, you rushed back to him to see if he needed any help. just seeing your smiling face made him relax. what was even more adorable was when your face scrunched up with concentration, eyebrows furrowing and eyes figuring out what the problem was. he found you so endearing. once you helped to adjust his harness properly, he could barely speak, feeling giddy. you gave him a smile and told him he would do great! all he could let out was a small, shy "thank you..." before getting ready to go on stage. i think it's safe to say that he would be thinking of you the whole time.

yeonjun

yeonjun is usually quite confident in himself, which means when things go wrong for him, it usually comes as a surprise, and he usually gets frustrated with himself. today, he was wearing a mesh top with much bigger holes in it than he had ever worn before, showing off pretty much his whole upper body. he was getting braver and braver with these types of outfits. the only trouble was it was really difficult for him to get on by himself. he kept shoving his arm in the wrong hole 💀 so eventually you came over and offered to help. he had a little pout on his face when he caught the members laughing at him out of the corner of his eyes, but once you reassured him that this happens all the time, he felt less foolish. he flashed you a little grin and thanked you for helping him. his cheeks felt warm by how closer you were to him, and you noticed a playful sparkle in his eyes as he left...

beomgyu

it was ridiculous, to be honest. this outfit wasn't chosen by you. and it showed. there was no way you would have approved this outfit on beomgyu. because, to put it plainly, it didn't fit him. you watched backstage in horror as you saw those stupid, baggy trousers slide further and further down his body to the point where they were on the verge of falling off completely. beomgyu couldn't stop laughing, as he awkwardly tried to shuffle the trousers back up. he was soon rushed off-stage by the other members and into the arms of you. "take your trousers off, now." he could've died on the spot. his grin grew even wider at your remark, but by that time you had shoved in his hands a new pair of trousers that actually fit him. "damn, i've never known someone more eager to take off my pants before."

taehyun

he was performing blue hour on stage, and all the stylists and other staff had huddled up to watch on one of the screens backstage. you couldn't help but notice that he was struggling with the choreography. he kept stumbling in certain parts, which wasn't like him at all. but you then realised that his long, bootleg jeans kept getting caught underneath the black, slightly healed boots he was wearing. so when he came off stage, you came to him, suddenly kneeling down to help him tuck the bottom of his trousers into the boots instead, so it wouldn't interfere with his performance and still looked good. when you stood back up you realise you hadn't said a word to him and became a flustered mess. but he smiled widely and chuckled. "ahh thanks for helping me with that, i didn't even have to ask you!" he gave you a little wink before heading back out on stage.

hueningkai

hueningkai absolutely hated to complain but the tight leather material of his strapped top kept digging into his shoulder blades, so when he danced on stage it made his movements awkward and uncomfortable. when he went back to get his make-up touched up, he caught sight of you. it took him everything to muster up the courage to talk to you. "uhum... y/n? do you think, uh, if you could loosen the straps a bit more? they're a little tight," he let out a sheepish laugh but as he saw you immediately come to help him, he realised he didn't have to be as nervous as he was. you helped him in no time, and he sighed with relief, not to mention the bright red blush on his face from the feeling of your hands on his back...

[bloofinntoona]

Hii I hope you’re doing well!! I binged read all your Sebastian Sallow fics and they’re some of my favorites 😭💜 I was wondering if you could write something with a modern Sebastian x f!reader where Gildroy Lockhart is the Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher and reader is swooning over him in class like everyone else and Sebastian is just ‘what does she see in this idiot’ >:( If that’s not enough to write something with, totally disregard this. Thank you!! 💖

so sorry for the super late reply! i had the story in mind for a while, but i just haven't had the chance to post it. enjoy a jealous sebastian sallow fic ;)

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"Let me introduce you to your new Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher," the ginger-haired man clad in a golden cloak descended the stairs, flashing his pearly whites, "Gilderoy Lockhart, Order of Merlin, Honorary member of the Dark Force Defense League, and five times winner of Witch Weekly Charming Smiles."

Sebastian Sallow swore if he rolled his eyes harder, they would most definitely pop off from his face. The sound of students swooning echoed across the room, while several students, including Sebastian, physically cringed at the pompous wizard. Defense Against the Dark Arts was his favorite subject, but this particular teacher had absolutely destroyed his will to study for the rest of the year already. The walls that were decorated with different moving photographs and paintings of dangerous creatures now adorned with Lockhart's faces, paintings of the man sitting, standing, and some questionable positions. As Lockhart kept on rambling about his sterling background, Sebastian leaned in to you, ready to whisper a funny insult about the new teacher. Yet to his horror, you saw your eyes locked into the man, mouth agape as you craddle your face in your hands. You let out a small giggle when Lockhart made a stupid joke about some dangerous group of dark wizard that he defeated a while back. Sebastian widened his eyes and retracted his body, letting out a low groan. Surely this is a dream, right? Sebastian thought, Y/N would never fall for this clown.

The Slytherin student lightly slapped his own cheek, prompting the whole class to stare at the boy. "Ah!" Lockhart exclaimed, brows furrowing as he scanned the scroll listing the names of sixth-year students, "Sebastian Swallow, is it?"

Sebastian felt his brows twitched, "It's Sallow, sir." he muttered in annoyance. He heard a chuckle from his side, red tint quickly spread across his freckled face. Being humiliated in front of the class, and the girl that he has been crushing were definitely not on Sebastian's to-do list that day.

"Mr. Sallow, would you like to show the class how to properly duel using the Depulso charm?"

"I don't mind that." Sebastian shrugged. At least he could salvage whatever dignity he had left, knowing well that he excelled in dueling.

As the students stood up to clear the classroom, Sebastian felt a gentle tug on his robe. You flashed the boy a huge smile and a thumb up, "Good luck, I know you can do it!"

Just with that, butterflies flew all over Sebastian's stomach, and he felt his heart was going to explode. He walked over to the long blue carpet, positioning himself in the opposite position from the teacher. With a swish of Lockhart's wand, the floor lifted up. Lockhart fired the first attack, red lights flew from his wand. "Protego!" Sebastian casted, creating a blue barrier that deflected the teacher's casts. "Depulso!" Sebastian replied, pushing Lockhart back. "Ah, I found a talent, but not as good as I!" Lockhart arrogantly claimed, "Shall we continue?"

At this point, you could see visible veins popping on Sebastian's temple. "Confringo!" Fire erupted from his wand, accidentally burning a small patch of Lockhart's blindingly golden cloak. The whole class erupted in a collective gasp as Lockhart frantically cast Glacius to extinguish the fire, leaving a smokey hole in the cloth. "Not too worry, class, a simple spell will fix this," The teacher grinned again, annoyance prevailing in his voice, "Mr. Sallow, that is a dangerous spell and should not be practiced in the school grounds. I'm reducing ten points from Slytherin and detention after classes today. Class dismissed!"

A bunch of students crowded Lockhart, questioning if the man was alright - a few students even shot Sebastian a disgusted look, which the brunette replied with a shrug. Gentle footsteps approached Sebastian, "Are you alright?" you asked, "That was eventful."

"Yes, and I think he deserved to be knocked down a peg or two."

"Well, I don't think he deserved to be burned, Sebastian," you sighed, "now we can't go to Hogsmead after classes..."

Sebastian mentally facepalmed, totally forgetting that he had promised to accompany you to get a book for Potions class, "Oh God, I'm so sorry, Y/N. I'll promise we'll go tomorrow?"

You tapped your chin, pretending to think about the offer before nodding, "Deal. But you owe me a pumpkin pasty."

"Deal."

Detention was as boring as it could be. Seated between four other students, one of them being Garreth Weasley, who apparently created a massive stink bomb in Snape's Potions class. The Gryffindor boy gestured the red mark on his nape, mouthing about how Professor Snape hit him with a book in the very spot. Sebastian snorted before diving back into his essay, a 1,500-word essay about the dangers of fire-based spells.

It took Sebastian about two hours to finish the task. He quickly handed the poorly-written essay to Lockhart, who took the parchment as the two exchanged forced smiles.

As Sebastian opened the door to the hallway, he was taken aback to see a familiar figure, "Y/N..." he called your name, face red as ever, "What are you doing here?"

You shuffled closer to him, offering him your sling bag. "I sneaked some sandwiches for you. 'Bet you're starving for missing dinner."

"I'm not-" A faint sound of rumbling could be heard from the boy's stomach, "thank you, I really appreciate it."

"Tell me why you almost murdered Lockhart earlier?"

Sebastian sighed, his voice low, almost inaudible, "He just annoys me! I don't get what people see in him, he's pompous, proud, and barely teaches any knowledge about the dark arts!" he looked away, "... and I don't like the way you look at him."

Your face turned bright red, matching Sebastian's. You erupted in laughter, "Sebastian, I just find him funny." your legs shifted as you looked away in embarrassment, "Plus, I'm here waiting for you anyway, not him."

You felt Sebastian's arms wrapped around your shoulder, pulling you in a tight hug, burying his face by the back of your neck. You both stayed still, enjoying each other's warmth. You tiptoed and whispered into his ear, "Jealous, much?"

Sebastian's warm breath tickled your cheek as he let out a breathy chuckle, "I'm sorry." His face was just inches away from yours, deep brown eyes gazed on your lips. As you both were slowly closing the gap in between, the classroom door abruptly opened, prompting the two students to break apart.

"For the sake of Merlin's saggy balls, you two better get a room!" Garreth Weasly grimaced as he walked past, shooting a meaningful wink at Sebastian.

[rinatic]

The bet | Johnny Suh

Pairing: johnny x fem!reader

Genre: college students, the reader is in a toxic relationship.

Word count: 2400+

Warnings: mention of sex, clubbing, toxic relationship and gambling.

A/n: i wrote this while sleepy, this is so bad 😭

Glancing across the club at his friends, johnny just attended a party his friend threw three hours ago and the person he's waiting to arrive isn't here yet. He's chatting with people as he's roaming around, but the thought of her occupied his mind, so he was just blabbing with his friends while staring at the door.

You entered the club, confidently walking because why not, but you weren't alone, your boyfriend was walking next to you with your hand tangled in his. You didn't intend to come, but your boyfriend insisted because he was one of johnny's close friends.

Speaking of johnny, he was watching you ever since you stepped inside his house, seeing you there just made a satisfied smile forme on his lips. He bet that you will come and you did.

Now, Johnny doesn't know why he was nervous about you not coming. It was a strange attraction he had towards you and he doesn't understand why. And what made it worse is you're his best friend's girlfriend.

He heads to the counter and grabs two red cups of beer, then he approaches you two. "Hey man, how you doin'?" Your boyfriend takes the drink from him. "I'm good." Your boyfriend says.

"I'm happy you brought y/n."

"Hey." you trailed, smiling a little. "You look good." He grins at you after taking a quick glance at your outfit. Of course you looked good, you didn't wear that mini bodycon blue dress and curled your hair for nothing, you always want to look pretty everywhere. Smiling at his compliment. You mutter a small 'thanks' then you realize your outfit matched with him more than your own boyfriend.

He takes your boyfriend from you and leaves, you curse under your breath since they're the only two you know in this party. You notice that the two are now sitting in a table. You realize that your boyfriend is now playing against his close friend. Not just any game, they're gambling.

You didn't like it when your boyfriend took part in these games, because he bets big, so therefore he tends to lose.. really big. And what made it even worse is that he's playing against johnny, the only person in that friends group that never lost, you really don't know if he's really clever or wins out of luck.

"Ugh, not this again.." you mutter to yourself as you drink your beer. You wanted to stand there and watch them playing because you don't have anybody to chat with. You know why you don't want to be there and you hate to admit it. It's really embarrassing to be his girlfriend.. you thought. Yeah, it really doesn't feel okay being the girlfriend of a loser.

You let out a big sigh as you're watching the game unfold, your boyfriend searches for you and finally finds your figure. He flashes a tense smile before returning his gaze to the cards in his hand. But you don't return the smile, you're scowling at him with crossed arms instead.

"Your boyfriend looks stressed." Mark appears out of nowhere so that startled you a bit. You bring your gaze back at him but johnny catches your attention, he winks at you with a smirk and you find yourself smiling."well, we all know the outcome."

He turns his head. "Yeah, your boyfriend bet really big this time." You roll your eyes at his stupidity. "I know, he always does this.." you sigh.

"But it's different this time, what he bet is something big, i don't know how he even took that decision." You look at mark and he looks serious, what did that loser do? You thought. You began thinking of what that big bet could be, his car? No, he loves his car more than me. you're thinking of any big materialistic thing that he could give up in this stupid game. But he isn't really rich to bet on something very big.

You look at your boyfriend and he looks so stressed, Johnny's expression was unreadable and you wondered why, but you noticed that he glared at your boyfriend from time to time, now you want to know what is wrong with them. Your boyfriend never took a wise decision in his life, when you two started dating, he was financially stable due to his parents, but instead of saving the money his parents gave him at the beginning of the semester to bail him out since he lost his part time job, he went and blew it on stupid stuff. 

And that stupid stuff is mostly the gambling games he plays. He used to be humble and worked hard to support himself when his family weren't there for him, but as soon as he got a bunch of money in his hands, he became so cocky. Unlike johnny, he was way more rich than him, yet johnny was humble and kind, and that made you wonder how the two are friends.

"Why are you even dating him?" Mark asks what you've been thinking about lately, you can't think of a good reason. And you remember what you though of earlier before arriving at the party. "I'm going to break up with him after this party." He looks at you and smiles. "You will." He says, his voice dripping with confidence.

"Now let us take a closer look at that loser." He says, linking his arm with yours as you two approach them. Johnny notices and sends a flying kiss, you can't help but blush a little. Then you assert your attention to the game, your soon-to-be-ex boyfriend looks at the little chips left and lets out a big sigh.

"That's good.." mark mutters under his breath and you hear him. You low key feel bad for your boyfriend. You finish your drink as you keep your attention on them. "Get her another, mark." Johnny points at you and mark obeys. Dashing to the counter to get you a drink. You continue to watch the stupid game as you would call it.

"Here." Mark stretches out his arm and hands you another cup of beer, you mutter a little thank you then bring your attention to the boys. Johnny keeps sending grins and kisses at you and you wonder if your boyfriend noticed his behaviour. "Oh my, he's flirting." He says as he giggles and you can't help but giggle too. We kind of ignore them and chat together, mark keeps talking and you can't stop glancing at them while pretending to hear what he's saying. Johnny is sprawled in his chair, legs spread wide, and one of his arms slung over the back of an empty chair.

While your soon-to-be-ex boyfriend was sweating too much as he is hunched over his cards, you can feel the stress from a meter away. Mark notices how invested you are so he stops talking and watches with you. Johnny signals to you to come and sit, you're hesitant but you take slow steps to them.

"Come here," he pauses. "Sit by me." He commands and you shiver a little, the other isn't paying attention and is trying to do anything to prevent him from losing, which is already guaranteed.

He points at the empty chair next to him. You go and sit next to him, ignoring your boyfriend and the snickers from people around. You notice how incredible johnny smells and you can't help but sniff the air, you were close to him so you can smell his scent well. You stare at your boyfriend who had misery written all over his face, you don't know how to feel about this game upon seeing his expression.

"Forget about him.."

"..and focus on me, only." Johnny's hand touches your thigh, his soft hand gripped it a little before caressing your skin under the table, a light shade of pink crept on your cheeks and you swallow hard as soon as he removed his hand, you look around and wonder if anybody saw that, some people at the party were minding their business while some did not really notice as they were laughed at how your boyfriend was failing, but mark lee did, and he let you acknowledge that by winking at you playfully.

You assume your boyfriend did hear that because johnny's voice was clear, but he didn't pay attention, he kept playing and putting more effort as if his life depended on it. Johnny shuffles his cards like a pro as he smirks at your boyfriend. The other getting more and more angry, his body language portrayed his frustration. As if all he was trying to build fell over, he got up in an annoyed manner. "That's it, I'm done."

Johnny looks at him from his feet to his face. "Expected." He says then he looks at you. Your boyfriend walks away without even glancing at you.

"Hey! Wait!" You call for him but he ignores you and walks outside, you were about to follow him but a hand grabbed your shoulder lightly. You turn around to see johnny's tall figure. The lights falling on him, showing his sexy broad shoulder and his kinda long hair. His sexy scent hits your nostrills again. "Don't follow him." You furrow your eyebrows at him. And look back at your boyfriend, who already left.

"Huh?"

"Your boyfriend's bet was you." He spoke with honesty. You look at him and search for a hint of joking but he was seriousl. You feel a sinking feeling in your stomach. You already know your boyfriend is an asshole, but not to this level. That's why he left without opening his wallet to give money, his bet was you, not money. So that's what mark was trying to tell me earlier, you thought. Your body tenses up as you look away, you can't look at johnny, you can't let him see the tears that are forming in your eyes.

"Hey.." his voice is softer than how it was when he was playing, he reaches and puts his hand on your hand. "It's not as bad as you think." You don't know how to feel upon hearing his words, you're waiting for him to say if you're up for sex or something like that, since that asshole treated you as an object and practically 'sold' you to his friend.

You look at him and wipe your tears since you think you're starting to look like a fool. You pull your dress down to cover you more. "If you want something from me, I'll give it to you."

He raises his eyebrows and you can't tell how he feels about your statement. "You got it wrong, y/n, I'm not the one to do that." The tone of his voice indicated that he was disappointed at you for thinking of him like that. But he did touch my thigh earlier. You thought to yourself as he didn't show any sign of being interested in having sex with you.

"Then what do you want? I'll do-"

"Y/n, i saved you from this relationship, i knew he's not good for you and you deserved someone better." He takes a deep breath before continuing. "So i expected him to bet big just like he always does, i thought he will bet on money.." you listen to him carefully and analyze what he said.

"As soon as he told me that he will give you to me i was glad, i wanted you to leave this relationship because i was honestly so tired of watching you dealing with his toxic ass." You nod. Remembering how you used to ignore the red flags he had because you just didn't want to be alone, you thought it will work out but you were wrong.

He holds your hand with both hands. "So i told him to leave you alone completely if he loses, and he did." Some people were watching you two but you were glad that the music is kinda loud so they can't hear you two. "I knew he wouldn't let you break up with him, that's how terrible he is, so i took the opportunity when he told me about it."

"Now you're free, you don't owe me anything." He gives you a reassuring smile, now you're feeling bad because of what you accused johnny of in your head, he really did save you from this relationship since you knos how that asshole did treat you and how he wouldn't let you leave him.

You find tears rolling down your cheeks but before you wipe it, he reaches and wipes it himself. "Oh come on, you know he doesn't deserve you crying over his ass." You giggle at his words.

"Thank you, johnny." You open your arms and reach out to hug him, he smiles and returns the hug as well, you're glad you're wearing heels so you can hug him well without any troubles. You break the hug andhe kisses your forehead.

"Hey you two, don't you think you're being too sentimental? We're literally in a party." Mark announces his appearance and crosses his arms over his chest. "Forget about what happened, y/n, i want to see your hot ass on the dance floor." Mark said as he wiggled his eyebrows at you, you're known to be a hot mess on the floor. A grin finds its way to your lips as you remember how you used to dance like there's no tomorrow in the previous parties. "That asshole kept you from doing that because he knew how hot you are." Mark reminds you.

"I want you to party hard." Johnny grins at you, building up confidence in you. That's what you needed the most after what happened. "But a good man lets you unleash your sexy self freely." Mark adds, winking at you as he drinks his beer.

Johnny tells his friend who happened to stand near to tell the dj to play one of your favourite songs that you love dancing to. Him and mark stand next to the counter, watching you walk confidently to the dance floor, you find more attention gathered on you from most people. Johnny's eyes are glued to you, you looked mesmerizing to him, feeling so good to see you enjoying being yourself and dancing so well after what happened. "She's so hot." Mark mumbles.

"Shut up, only i can call her hot."

[psalmsofpsychosis]

tell me about your favorite movies and books!! i wanna dissect your brain (lovingly) (affectionate)

Choccy my belovedest you broke in through my bedroom window at 3am with the hardest question asked of mankind huh 😭❤️❤️ i have so many favs!!! i dont remember any of them!! but. i will try to make an effort because i love you 💕 so! 5 movies/tv shows and 5 books ayy

For Media,

• City of God!!!

the pace of this movie is insane, i call it the movie that never sleeps, both narrative wise and production wise. It's constantly in motion and a whirlwind of a wild story but it never loses its ground and its significance, which is not something i can say about

• Shameless US

jesus. listen, Shameless US is as wonderful as it's shit, in equal measures. It's a story that feels like the best unprotected sex of your life that also gave you Hepatitis B. ShU travels into territories noone dares to tread, and sometimes it's a cheap hitch in the back of a junkie's stolen van, and sometimes it's a first class experience in Bono's private jet; no inbetween. It's insanely creative, insanely unapologetic and honest, hits like an unexpected 2am urge to go scream from the rooftop of your house, and it's quite frankly unforgettable, both in its bad and good moments.

• Tokyo Godfathers

MOVIE OF ALL TIME!!! MOVIE OF ALL TIME I TELL YA!!!!

• Doukyuusei

This bitch here is SO dear to me, i dont even know how to describe it. It's quite different from the manga, and i love the manga so much i think about it more than 3 seconds and i die, but the story feels more fluid in movie format. To me Doukyuusei is the best example of how you can tell the richest and most fascinating and intriguing story without ugly shock value or Angst TM or stupid twists; just life as it happens. The Manga's characterizations are so intricate and complex and distinct it blows your mind, not a single stereotype in sight. I really need Doukyuusei to be some kinda food so i can eat it for the rest of my life.

• Corvette Summer

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I have no excuses. This is my trademark movie, the Farimah TM movie, i've claimed it and i bite anyone who gets close. It's so saccharine it rots half of your tooth halfway in and i love a good "take of life all you can; for the love of gods want something, anything, take what is yours and never apologise twice" story. I adore how flirty and sweet and soft this movie is. Plus, yeah, Mark Hamill and Annie Potts. The dream sandwich.

• Honorary mention: Blue Eye Samurai

Simply the most intelligent piece of media i have seen in the last 5 years, holy fucks. It works your brain on 99 different subtle levels to the point that it makes you glad to possess a brain and being able to comprehend stories. It's a challenging watch, intellectually, emotionally— solid makes you proud to understand it the way you'd be proud after finishing a 6k piece puzzle.

And as for books, i've mostly been indulging my fiction thirst with fanfic and flash fiction, and been mainly reading nonfiction in terms of published stuff, so, yeah, it's gonna get a bit technical. sorry.

• Tara Campbell's "Angels and Blueberries"

This story healed 15 years of my childhood trauma with 30% discount.

• Anne Waldron Neumann's "Monologues with Euphemisms"

There's something about flash fiction that forces people to get creative and by gods creative they get. The structure of this piece is so unconventional and sturdy it makes my brain sing 99 motown tunes. Speaking of story structure though,

• Jane Alison's "Meander, Spiral, Explode"

This is a book about story structure. I read it in pieces the way you read poetry and philosophy essays. Take of that what you will. Like, this is such meta read; you can analyse the book itself on its narrative flow and rhythm. I think i learnt more about Aristotle's idealogies reading this book than i learnt by reading Aristotle's essays. and this is the second "nonfiction that reads like poetry" book on this list. The first one is,

• Carlo Rovelli's "The Order Of Time"

Yep. Quantum physics is art to me by nature, but Rovelli really drives the art part home, and he's so sexy for it. This book is so lyrical and it plays with your heartstrings as much as it plays with your brain, i dont care about what category it falls under; this is top notch fiction to me.

• John Luckovich's "The Instinctual Drives And The Enneagram"

an older read i keep picking up every other half year, since i got into Luckovich's theories back in 2017, but yeah, this book is basically the foundation of majority of my worldviews, the spine of it. Luckovich is such thorough and unconventional thinker, getting into his stuff uprooted my brain in uncomfortable ways, and it's been an exhilarating journey.

• Honorary mention: Peter A. Levine's "Waking The Tiger"

Honestly? if i had to give someone one single book to read in their lifetime and nothing else, this would be it. I reference this book mentally in my everyday life so goddamn much i think it's etched into my DNA at this point, this book and Luckovich's theories on human instinct.

Thank you for picking my brain love, be sure to drop the diagnosis in my inbox later 🤣❤️

[takendruid]

heybi found your bleachstuck au and it looks cool but i uh

have no context

for anything

what is bleach

😭😭 omg!! Okay lol I’ll explain

Bleach is an anime and manga created by Tite Kubo. The story basically centres around this ginger fucker called Ichigo Kurosaki who wields a massive ass sword and has spiritual powers. But since the story isn’t really relevant for my AU, I’ll just talk about the races. In bleach, there are a multitude of spiritual and non-spiritual races and entities. They are as such; (get ready for a huge fucking infodump and information overload :’) ) heavy heavy spoilers ahead btw.

- humans, who are non-spiritual entities. There are high-spec humans (which are regular humans with spiritual abilities) and humans who can see spiritual entities without having any powers. Spirit beings cannot be seen by ordinary humans, which is where high-spec humans come in. There are also, however, subtypes of humans who lean more into the spiritual entity side of things.

- Quincies, who are the opposite of Hollows (I’ll explain them in a minute). Quincies are one of the two subtypes of humans. They use “holy powers”, or rather their whole shtick is just,,, Catholicism and/or Judaism. They are primary German in name, and their “father” is called Yhwach. All quinces are technically descendants of him and when a Quincy dies, they do not become ghosts. Their spirits immediately go back to Yhwach, (which is pronounced you-ha-bahck/bach btw or just yuha). Their powers are usually blue in colour and they primarily wear white. There is also something called the Wandenreich, which is an army of Quincies led by Yhwach. Quincies and Soul Reapers are enemies due to how they deal with Hollows (Quincies literally destroy the souls of Hollows whereas Soul Reapers exercise hollows and send their souls) however the Wandenreich was created to take down the soul Reapers. Within the Wandenreich, there’s a faction called the Sternritter. This consists of 26 Quincies with a “schrift” which is an alphabetical letter with an ability and name assigned to them. Most normal Quincies do not have these powers, only the Sternritter do. However! Quincies do have special abilities! Firstly, their primary weapon is a bow but members of the Sternritter are seen using different things like guns… I hate Robert Accutrone but he is genuinely just Jade’s Grandpa. He uses a gun, he’s British, he’s old, he has a mustache, and he has square glasses. Also the Sternritter have the ability to steal soul reapers’ bankais with a medallion. Hirenkyaku is the Quincy version of flash step.

- Hollows (opposite to humans and ghosts. Ghosts are sometimes called Wholes, which is where Hollows get their name). They are large monsters defined by the holes in their chests and white masks they wear. They are exclusive to Japan within the world of Bleach, but quinces are not (for some stupid reason). Hollows are human souls who did not cross over to the soul society (which will also be explained, but it’s why they’re exclusive to Japan really) and they stay in the human world for too long after death. They are essentially the corrupt souls of humans turned into heartless monsters. The holes in their chests are where their heart was, and their hearts become the white masks they wear. There are different levels of hollows as well, and even some of the lowest hollows can be more powerful than other hollows. There are three levels of menos: Menos Grande, Adjuchas (ad-huchas), and Vasto Lorde. Most menos we generally meet are Adjuchas. Only fully humanoid hollows are Vasto Lordes.

- Arrancars, who are Hollows with their masks cracked and given human form. Arrancars are Spanish in naming. Within Bleach, there is something called the Hogyoku. The Hogyoku is able to manifest a person’s desire, and it basically turns the arrancars into,,, weird hollow soul reapers?? Idfk. Arrancars already existed before Aizen started messing with them, but the ones I’m going to talk about are the main “human” ones we see. Arrancars use similar powers to Soul Reapers like a sword release and a flash-step like ability called Sonido. Arrancars can have their holes literally anywhere (number 8 has his on his dick… I’m completely serious). But yeah- within the arrancar, there are 10 of them that are the most powerful called the Espada. Any normal arrancars with numbers after 10 are given those numbers based on when they were created. However,, I’m having 12 Espada instead of 10. Also very Espada represents an aspect of death. Some Espada also have fraccion, which are just arrancars who follow them. An arrancar’s release is called a resurreccion and it basically 1) makes the arrancar more powerful and 2) makes them look closer to how they looked as a hollow. Only two of the Espada have two releases, that being 4 and 10. Also arrancars use swords which are different to the soul reapers’ zanpakuto… but they have the same name… I don’t fucking know why. Oh also the Espada all have their numbers on their bodies

- Soul Reapers, who are the opposite of humans and fullbringers. They are Japanese. Soul reapers, also called Shinigami, and they have something called the “13 court guard squads” or just “gotei 13” which is made up of 13 squads or division, and every single squad has a captain, lieutenant, and 20 seated officers. Not every squad specialises in something, however a few do. Squad 1 is the head squad, Squad 2 has the stealth force and the captain of squad 2 will be the head of the stealth force. Lieutenants and some of the seated officers will be heads of certain parts of the stealth force. Squad 4 is healing. Squad 11 specialises in fighting and the captain of Squad 11 is called a “Kenpachi”, and they are the most powerful soul reaper in the whole world. To become captain of squad 11, you must defeat the current captain in a dual and gain the title of Kenpachi. Squad 12 is the department of research and development. Every squad has a flower insignia that represents different values.

Soul reapers typically only have one sword release, but a lot of them have two sword releases. Every single captain has both of these and it is a requirement for them to become a captain. Shikai and bankai. Shikai is the first release, bankai is the more powerful second release. A zanpakuto can either be a physical type or a kido-type. A physical type is a zanpakuto where the zanpakuto changes in form only, usually to enhance the ability. A kido-type zanpakuto will typically release elemental ”energy”, but will also often change minorly in physical appearance. Some kido-type zanpakuto change their form but they do not change the literal form of the zanpakuto… it’s easier shown. Kido is a form of advanced spells most soul reapers will learn and be proficient in, but all of them must learn it to graduate the Soul Reaper Academy. There are two types of kido but that’s not important for right now. Soul Reapers also can learn a technique called Shunpo or… flash step :’) yeah this is where being a Dirk Strider and Bleach fan gets weird…

Also there’s also Squad 0 but that’s… hhhh that’s way too much information. The Soul Reapers have a lot to them :’)

- fullbringers, who are high-spec humans with hollow-like abilities. Their mothers were attacked by hollows before they were born and that residual spirit energy was passed down to the child. Fullbringers’ abilities are usually connected to objects or concepts they have a deep connection with. They are able manipulate an object’s form if they have a connection to it. In the context of Jane and John, I’ll explain that. Jane isn’t evil! I just like her in the red a lot. Jane’s necklace she wears in Homestuck 2 is actually what she has a connection to, and she is able to turn it into that red trident thing she uses in Homestuck. Her fullbring is called Crockertier. I haven’t managed to think about the fullbring p’s abilities more than that but that’s what I have so far. John’s fullbring is called “Heir of Breath” and it allows him the ability to manipulate reishi (don’t… don’t ask… there’s a lot in the bleach lore that’s just too complicated to explain, but every spirit being uses it but quinces use it the most) or the soul in whatever he wants because he never managed to form an emotional connection to any specific object. I’m not… pulling this out my ass btw, this is a canon thing within the Can’t Fear Your Own World novels. It just has a different name to John’s Fullbring. Also- because of John’s mad depression due to his dysphoria, his Fullbring doesn’t actually function properly (which is a him specific thing because of the whole “no emotional connection to any specific object” thing). Also a fullbringer’s flash step equivalent is called bringer light, and I think it’s the slowest of the abilities?? Idk,but it relates the whole “manipulating whatever is around them” shit.

- oh my fucking god, finally onto Visoreds HOUGH. The visoreds are just soul reapers whose souls have been tampered with and merged with hollows through a process called hollowfication. They are often referred to as the “Masked Army” because they can use hollow masks that greatly enhance their power. They consist of previous captains and lieutenants (who came back in the last arc) but that’s not for any specific power-related reason? They were sent on a mission. Also they can use a hollow ability called cero, which is just a high-intensity (usually red when not used by arrancars) beam that all menos and arrancar can use. I’m actually tempted to make Dirk a visored but idk how that would work or how I could get him to that point.

There are also! Different realms!

- The world of the living, where humans reside (literally just “earth”)

- the soul society - where spirit beings live… in Japan… idk, Burn the Witch kinda confused things with Reverse London ngl… but it is home specifically to human who have passed on and soul reapers. The soul reapers live in a place called the Seireitei and the normal spirits live in something called the Rukom District/Rukongai, and there’s 320 districts (80 in North Rukongai, 80 in West Rukongai, etc). The lower the number, the more poor and violent the district. A notable district is Zakari because that is where Kenpachi Zarachi grew up and he aimed himself the “Kenpachi of Zaraki”. The soul society (technically east branch, because that’s where bleach is focused) is a mix of Japan eas. District 1 is much like early-Edo Era Kyoto, while district 80 is more like that of Heinz Era Kyoto. The Seireitei is directly within the middle of all four Rukongai.

- hell, which is where sinners live. Hollows who are killed but committed crimes when they were human will go to Hell when they are exercised by a soul reaper. Some sinners can be more powerful than others and have actual powers. I really don’t know why.

- the valley of screams, it’s a movie thing that Kubo has confirmed to be canon.

- Hueco Mundo, where hollows and arrancars reside

Now here’s for a spoiler for the actual story of Bleach.

Is it possible for a person to be a mix of all of these? Yes. It is revealed that Ichigo Kurosaki, the main protagonist of Bleach, is a visored, fullbringer, and quincy. However, that’s the short way of saying he’s: human, Quincy, fullbringer, soul reaper, and visored (so hollow and soul reaper, since only soul reapers can be visoreds). Also he’s kinda been cropping up in my images lmao 😭😭😂

I really hope this helped. I know it’s a lot of information to take in but I hoped it was more or less easier to understand with pictures. I’m so sorry for the overload of information, there’s a LOT that was necessary to explain. I genuinely have no idea if any of this information was irrelevant or “too much” because this is my special interest 😭😭 so every little of information seems important to me.

[dankovskaya]

Ok ill read more my thots as a courtesy

But God okay I already saw shit abt the copaganda + its kind of obvious given Miles' dad and the conventions of the superhero genre in general but yeah it was a lot I'm honestly sick to death of Gwen and her stupid ugly cop dad and those too took up wayyyy too much screen time in a movie that is supposed to belong to Miles. Using rest in power in reference to a cop was incredibly disrespectful and honestly everything at the end regarding the almost Comically Horrible universe with no Spiderman where the whole city was literally on fire after the whole movie kept intentionally drawing parallels between the Spider people and cops just absolutely reeked of thin blue line shit like honestly it kind of pissed me off. Very brave of them by the way to completely straight up cut the movie off at a cliffhanger with absolutely no resolution or even like. A Breather. Just BAM and it's over wait for the next one. I hear someone else in the theatre go "ARE U KIDDING ME?" when the credits started 😭😭😭 I really didn't think it was going to end that abruptly it kind of sucks.

But ultimately obviously the movie is more of an animation showcase than anything and holy shit that was honestly the most stunning piece of visual art I have ever experienced it was just GORGEOUSSS all the way thru I can't get over it. The bright and flashing lights were definitely overkill especially at the very beginning? Like I don't see the reason for it to be that abrasive and without even having any particular photosensitivity I still had a headache throughout basically the entire film 😭. BUT OH MY FUCKING GODDDD HOBIE WAS SO COOOOL I knew he was going to be and I was more excited for him than basically anyone else but it's CRAZY.... So hard not to just stare at him basically the entire time he's on screen and also couldn't help but notice him serving cunt in the background on the regular. Runway model indeed. No really tho I'm obsessed. Honestly did not catch what the fuck he was saying half the time but it's fine cause he's the baddest bitch on the block regardless

And Miles he is my baby for real I swear he almost made me cry 😭😭😭 THE WAY THAT HE WON AND GOT AWAY.... HE KNOWS HOW STRONG HE IS NOW... LOVED HIS PARENTS HARD ENOUGH 2 TAKE ON AND OUTSMART THE WHOLE ASS SPIDERVERSE...... FUCK MIGUEL O'HARA FR 😫😫😫😫😫💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞

[asterkiss]

Could you do number 120 from the sarcasm prompts if ur still taking requests? it fits mabel and bill too well!!

(( btw sorry for liking a bunch of ur posts at once, It's easier to save them to read later that way 😭))

Never apologise for binge liking my stuff, seeing it all gives me happy feelings inside! <3

-DEAD WEIGHT

'Hnnnnghhhh!'

'Gross, gross, get off me!' Mabel yelled, batting the zombie off her as the decomposed corpse tried to grab her head. She saw a flash of teeth as it tried to chomp on her arm like a chew toy before a baseball bat swung down upon its skull.

She winced at the crunching noise, scrambling up to her feet as she regarded her saviour with a smile.

Then she realised who it was.

'Oh, it's you.'

Bill smiled. 'Wow, I save your stupid life and that's what I get? You got a stone cold heart there.'

She frowned with concern. 'I thought Dipper was with you.' The two had been together when she'd left them behing bickering to go ahead. Bill hadn't offed him, had he?

'Eh, he's fine. Last I saw him, he was rolling down some hill screaming like a girl.'

Oh, is that what she heard? She thought that was another woman in trouble.

'So,' Bill began, regarding her as the zombie made guttural noises beneath his foot.

Mabel smile back innocently. 'Soooo... what?

They both stared at one another without flinching.

'Shooting Star.'

'Yes?'

His eyes narrowed. 'Y'know, last I checked, there weren't any undead zombies roaming in these woods.'

'Oh, well you see, that's actually a really funny story.'

'Uh huh.'

'See, part of the reason I wanted to check the caves out is because I heard there was this wizard who used to live here and he could answer any five questions you had in exchange for shiny stuff! So, I brought some blank CDs and went to where he was supposed to be but there was nothing there!'

'Nothing?'

'Well, there was this weird stone that now I'm thinking about, was kinda shaped like a coffin? And it had some weird writing on it that I decided to read and.... well, tah dah?' She offered a sheepish smile, holding out her hands towards the thing beneath his feet. Usually it was Dipper who raised the dead by accident and she scolded him. Urgh, he was gonna have a field day having the shoe on the other foot, wasn't he? Noooooo.

'Please don't tell Dipper,' she said quickly.

Before he could reply, the zombie beneath him groaned again. Bill growled, looking down in annoyance. 'Will you shut up!?'

'No.'

They both froze.

'Whoah, did you just talk?' Mabel asked, eyes wide.

The zombie continuned to struggle but a clear voice came from beneath Bill's boot. 'Yes.'

'Ah, it worked!' Mabel gave a jump of delight. 'See, he's answering questions!'

'Yeah, and now you have three left.'

'I- huh?' She paused, thinking over the last few lines of dialogue before she frowned. 'Oh, urgh. Gotta make this one count then.'

'Why did you need a dead wizard to answer your questions? Maths too hard?'

'Yes,' the zombie groaned. Mabel kicked the wizard in the gut before giving Bill a glare.

'You're wasting my questions! And besides, I wouldn't disrespect him like that!' A pause. 'I was gonna ask him if there were any boys who liked me...' The ones in her school so far were being very wary, and she'd been shot down three times already. If she knew where to start with a positive frame to work with, it might be better.

'I can tell ya now there is.'

She blinked, tilting her head. 'Really?'

'Yeah, Gideon Gleeful. Go get him, tiger.'

'Bleh.' She made a face to his amusement.

'Anyway, I'm betting you cast some form of Speak to the Dead spell,' Bill drawled. 'We ask him two more questions, and he'll go back to being dead.'

'Is it really that easy?' Mabel realised her error a second too late as the zombie released a hissed "yes". She groaned in agrravation. Okay, one more question. Gotta make it count!

But before she could ask question both of the duo caught sight of flashing blue lights in the distnace through the treeline. Mabel froze. Cops? Had someone heard their screaming?

'Oooh, that's bad.'

'Oi, grab his legs. Now.'

Mabel took hold of the wizard by his lower half, grimacing when she felt some bare decomposed skin under her fingertips. The guy looked very much like a wizard with a long beard and robes adorning his corpse which has mostly decayed by this point. Gross.

Bill grabbed under his arms, and the two of them began shuffling away from the police lights. Talk about your Monday night.

The demon grinned. 'This is fun.'

'Seriously? We're trying to hide a body!'

'Hey, it's not like we killed him. Heck, you un-killed him technically. Ain't no laws against that. Well, not human ones anyway.'

The sound of movement in the bushes made them both freeze, heads snapping around as the leaves began to move. Mabel felt her heart leap into her throat as a figure stepped out from the overgrowth to reveal-

'Oh, it's just Dipper,' she said, sighing in relief as her body relaxed.

'Sup, Pine Tree.'

'Hnnnghghh,' the zombie groaned.

Dipper stared at them all with wide eyes, gaze dropping down to the zombie in their arms.

'What the hell are you doing?'

But before either of them could respond, a raspy voice cut them to the chase:-

'Flirting.'

'Huh!?'

'What!?'

Three pairs of heads snapped down to watch as the zombie made a peace sign with its fingers and dropped dead for good. Mabel and Bill both exchanged quick glances before grimacing and hastily dropping the wizard on the floor in favour of stepping away from one another.

Dipper continuned to stare on. 'Seriously, what the hell is going on here?

[beevean]

(Feel free to ignore this if you don't want to talk about IDW Sonic! /gen) I don't know if you've seen the solicits for issues 63 and 64 yet, but... yikes. I'm happy Silver is getting more focus, but it honestly feels as if they're just going the Archie Sonic route with him being kind of a literal dumbass jumping to conclusions left and right? In itself I don't mind that, I think it does suit Silver to immediately undertake action without thinking things fully through, but it's how the other characters (are going to) react to it. The fact that the solicit for issue 64 already says "Awkwardness ensures." is promptly giving me second-hand embarrassment, and it hasn't even come out yet! I really don't want another situation wherein everyone is going to jump down Silver's throat (*flashing back to Sonic dragging him by his quills through the town towards Antione in the hospital*) because of the narrative presenting him as an idiot who accuses others without proof and like a dumbass (even if Silver is right; I'm pretty sure it's already confirmed the blue cat dude is Mimic in disguise. I'm not sure if IDW Sonic the comic can be trusted for the others to put a genuine apology towards Silver when this comes to light.). It honestly makes me kind of sad that Silver might get reduced to just being The Dumb Overeager Guy Being Rude To Others And Who Everyone Thinks Is Stupid in this way, not to mention all the weirdness of him getting in the way of the Diamond Cutters and being an overeager fanboy despite having been perfectly able to work together with Whisper at the end of the Metal Virus arc (and, you know, being an immensely powerful psychic and stuff). The comic already went this route in issue 8, why are they dragging it up again despite having shown things that can definitely be interpreted as the contrary in issues 26 and 28?

Just something that has been on my mind ever since I read those solicits, and wanted to get off my chest😅

Stuck in the past with no clear directive, Silver decides to spend some time with the Diamond Cutters and their new member. But he’s too busy being star-struck over Whisper to notice that he’s interrupting their training! Elsewhere, Sonic takes Blaze sightseeing so she can enjoy her vacation.

This issue is all about Silver the Hedgehog! First, he's incredibly suspicious of the Diamond Cutters' new member and he jumps to a conclusion that leads him to some hasty accusations. Awkwardness ensues. Then, Blaze comforts Silver as they bond over being away from home and in Sonic's world.

I'm honestly surprised that they even remembered that Silver is a Whisper fanboy. Remember when people shipped Silvisper and Blazangle, before Whispangle fused together? Good times lol

Yeah, this plot is going to be cringe in the real sense of the word. I hate when the story is about characters making fool of themselves, and Silver is about to be a uwu cute but annoying idiot in #63, and a Mr. Conspiracy Theory (who was actually right all along) in #64? Miss me with that.

Remember when Silver kicked the entirety of Sonic's ass and came close to murder him in cold blood? I do. Silver is not an edgy murder machine and sure I can believe he's happier now, but come on, do something more with him than turn him into the cute child of the group!

Also didn't Silver already have a conversation about being stuck in the past in the 2022 annual, with Espio? A much more interesting interaction since the two have only been paired together in Rivals 2 of all things? Ah, but then again, if they're rehashing Archie, sure why not :V yay can't wait to see Sonic being an utter jerkass to Silver <3

And why oh why did you have to remind me of how awful Tangle's apology to Whisper was 😭 I hate that scene so much

... I hope they'll show Sonic and Blaze having fun on Frog Forest. I love Frog Forest 🥺 please just have two characters having fun on their own