#the us in the caption is sending me

[kruemel8]

Via OMR beauty.

[shit-talker]

Roach makes a tiktok rating the signatures the 141 use on their emails;

"Regarding question, please refrain, Lt Riley"

Roach : Very in character for the big man, unfortunately it was in regards to a question of requesting leave so. 4/10.

"Your brother in Christ, Sg Garrick"

Roach : Wonderful form. Made me laugh. Solid score. 7/10

"Stay positive and test negative guys, Sg McTavish"

Roach : Covid jokes are always funny, but he's made this one several times now, and I'm bored of it. 3/10 for fuckery.

"Don't fuck this up you little enabling shits, Cpt Price"

Roach : Hilarious. Our group chat is now titled "little enabling shits" not very professional from the captain. Still 9/10.

"We will discuss more later, SC Laswell."

Roach : Terrifying. Actually, bone chilling. Scared all of us so much. 10/10 for pure fear.

"Eat my ass, Sg Riley xx."

Roach : This one's super old now, but I love it, so it's staying here. 11/10. Gods speed, Si.

[toxictranny]

the club?! i should be in your basement, stripped naked and chained to a wall.

🕸️🕷️

theythemtheirs

[nochetimee]

first storm, kinda nervous 😢😢😢😢😢

send help 😭😭😪

[scucouncil-doodles]

can you animal-fy them perhaps? mythical creatures count :>

-💤

I WOULD LOVE TO

and I will actually split this ask into 4 separate posts ! gonna do one of em each day, so I can give a bit more time to each and to help me build up a good backlog to get ready for the holidays :]

first one: condi! while I do love designs I see of him as a dragon hybrid and almost went with that I just always get deer vibes- elegant in a way, well accustomed to violence, simultaneously mysterious and just like a wild fuckin thing in the woods. yea it just makes sense to me <3

[ condi // charlie // grizz // bizly ]

[73647e]

i know that no one like,, actively gives a shit about this but it's important to me for people to know so im going to speak my truth

i have like 5?? wips at the moment. two of these i am actively working on while the other three are just sort of microwaving around in my google docs/mind. i will get to them later.

i also have a life outside of this blog, obviously. because of this, i write when i can, but i do also leave some free time for myself where i can just sit, stare at a screen, and not think while watching my show

i am still crazy obsessed with dps. it's like a hyperfixation that is poking the back of my mind constantly. there is not a single day that goes by where i don't think about it. i am excited for fall to start...starting so i can rewatch the movie and get another wave of excitability about dps.

the only way that i can engage with this hyperfixation are reading fics (which there aren't too many of), and writing my own. writing my own is slow going because of the events in my life.

i just needed to say that i know im not posting nearly as often as i used to. but that's because i am working on bigger projects in my free time, amidst balancing personal stuff, not because my interest in dps is gone.

[seagull-scribbles]

F 5 for Darkwing Duck, if it's not already taken?

I am the ask that haunts your inbox,

The comical captain you overthought and are no longer sure about,

I AM -

[ask meme here]

Edit: my requests are still closed, this was left over from March last year

[consulaaris]

i……. finished base shadowbringers

[bomnun]

so i caved and made a video i call ‘a beginner’s guide to pentagon’s self produced discography’

[shoshiwrites]

Everything was changing now, had changed; they’d known it for a long while. The boys in town were all gone or leaving, the ones she’d grown up seeing each June. The ones who teased her or made eyes at her or had helped her learn to swim. Told her she didn’t have to be afraid. He’s leaving too, that one. 

✧ Another alternate universe, this time a little different than the others. Rated M. Read it here. ✧

[endawn]

there’s a very heavy amount of scarring on pax’s abdomen caused by stab wounds. they were inflicted by audens avidius, the imperial watch caption who hounded pax from his teens into adulthood while pax survived in the imperial city via thievery. the very same man responsible for putting pax in prison that set in motion his path to becoming the hero of kvatch and, later, champion of cyrodiil. audens was corrupt and arrogant, using his near untouchable position to extort business owners and citizens by collecting taxes. when pax was able to uncover his crimes and put audens behind bars as payback, he cracked under the weight of his own narcissism and hubris. he escaped from the same cell pax did and hunted him across cyrodiil. audens eventually found pax in a tavern come nightfall and broke into his room where he proceeded to stab him in his sleep. in the ensuing struggle, pax was able to use his magic to shock and stun audens long enough to actually get up. their fight spilled out into the hall of the tavern where pax proceeded to use his fists to cave the man’s skull in. pax was no longer the same street rat audens was used to; too weak to fight back. no longer afraid of him.

[icharchivist]

I disagree, Sephiroth got the fucking job, didn't he

tbh i was specifically thinking about when Sephiroth come back to the Shinra building at the begining of the OG

i assume they weren't too fan of his sword technique then--

[povlnfour]

ੈ✩‧₊˚ HOW DO YOU TURN THIS THING OFF? — LN4

pairing: lando norris x girlfriend!reader

summary: fans love when you make appearances in landos streams. it’s usually because he doesn’t know where something is, and the internet goes crazy over their favorite certified himbo. on one stream, you get a taste of your own medicine when lando tasks you with turning the live feed off, and fans get a little more of an insight into your relationship

genre: established relationship, humour

ੈ✩‧₊˚ yourusername just tweeted

ੈ✩‧₊˚ user2 just made a thread

ੈ✩‧₊˚ landonorris just posted a photo

liked by yourusername and 406,409 others

landonorris dinner date then stream, be there or be square, 6pm

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maxfewtrell did she have to show you how to use a knife and fork too?

yourusername i definitely had to show him how to fill my wine glass up when it was empty

user PUT Y/N ON THE STREAM WE WANT MORE Y/N

user if he comes on in a dress shirt i’m Dead

user oh they’ve all definitely seen the thread😭😭

ੈ✩‧₊˚ user just posted a thread

ੈ✩‧₊˚ yourusername just posted a photo

liked by landonorris and 108,654 others

yourusername this time it was my own stupidity that let the secret out. and i didn’t have to show him how to propose! he did it all on his own accord!

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user YOU’RE SUCH AN ICON

user only lando and y/n could accidentally expose their own engagement

user THE CAPTION😭😭 she really has kept him alive all these years huh

user ‘i wouldn’t want to think of a life without you anyway’ now if that’s not meant to be than what is

landonorris i love you

landonorris really quick whilst we’re at it,,, where tf do we keep the spare phone chargers?

yourusername oh.. oh baby. i’ll be home in 5

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a/n: hELLO! so the snippet from this got over 200 notes and i couldn’t wait to post it because you all loved it so much!

for the rest of my wips, check out the wip game linked in my pinned post!!

all of your feedback over the last few days has made me so happy sjdjsjs, any thoughts please feel free to send i am having so much fun creating for you guys. i seriously appreciate every like comment ask and follow!! anon emojis are now listed in my bio so if you wanna chat a bunch, have a look at what’s free !

- giselle

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[virtualgir1]

me and adan

[fingertipsmp3]

On the one hand I understand how annoying it must be to get a sea of comments just saying “pattern??” whenever you post a finished object, but also, people who literally never post pattern sources or show the yarn they’re using & make it ridiculously hard (or impossible) to find that information confuse the fuck out of me

[preciousfawn02]

My gf is the worlds biggest fun ruiner