#the way he roast Gojo lol

[majikuriboh]

Nanami is the highlight of this episode for me I swear

[preeningpisces]

Geto NSFW Headcanons

Im gonna try not to be biased because this is my main bitch right here 🖤

Lemme know if you want me to elaborate or write about any of these headcanons

(literally any ask about Geto will make me do somersaults—backflips, even)

18+ content below the cut, mdni, implied chubby f!reader

Pre-Incident

꩜ Geto is interesting because before he snaps and after he snaps feel like two different vibes in regards to sex

꩜ Doting, almost like a service-dom. He likes taking care of you, but he also prefers to have control. Though not so controlling that he can’t ever be submissive

꩜ Major smooth-talker, like Gojo said, he has a silver tongue. Likes a mixture of praise and degradation. The degradation is usually teasing, and doesn’t extend past the usual slut, whore, etc. range…usually

꩜ Sometimes it comes out corny tho lmfao pls roast him when it does

꩜ Good at making you feel sexy. The type that will kiss you all over, giving extra affection to areas you aren’t as fond of. It’s difficult at first, but with time you become more comfortable

꩜ Very sensual, and intimate. He has good self-control, & is very patient so he can draw things out & drive you crazy. Like he can spend all-too-long just toying with your mouth, denying you the kiss you so desperately want. Barely brushing your lips and teeth with his thumb, before pinching your tongue between fingers. Wowee

꩜ Refuses to kiss you after absorbing curses. Even though no one else can taste them, the thought of tasting like that is enough for for him to refuse; he doesn’t want you to go through it too. Also, tasting shit-vomit in your mouth doesn’t exactly get the schlong schlinging, yknow

꩜ I suspect absorbing curses gives him an immediate surge of negative emotions, so he usually needs space. Sometimes he just wants to hold you, or be held, in silence

꩜ Can be surprisingly playful in bed

꩜ Really likes fucking you from below. Smooshing your soft breasts and stomach against him, and feeling your weight on top of him. Holding you still so he can rail you while whispering sappy, dirty shit in your ear. I’m passing out someone help

꩜ I’ve been poisoned by the perv!geto fics on here, and can’t see him as not being a secret pervert. Just slightly. It takes a while for him to reveal that side to you, since he tries to appear refined and respectable

꩜ Definitely the type that likes music in the background; I see him as someone who cares about music a lot in general. You know he likes you if he’s sharing song recs

꩜ Lots of playlists, and even has a few sex playlists with different moods. Usually prefers things that are chill, but has a few harder-hitting songs—this is why he needs the playlists, lol. He doesn’t like when the vibe changes too much

꩜ One time you sneak Cbat onto his playlist & make him laugh so much he loses his boner. At that point did you really win? Hmm?

꩜ Tbh he’s got game & is aware of it. You gotta humble him occasionally or else he becomes insufferable

Post-Incident

꩜ This Geto is a lot more self-centered, aggressive, and sadistic in bed. I wouldn’t say he’s a tyrant tho

꩜ Will legit punish you when you disobey, no funishments here. Big into humiliation

꩜ My heart is telling me shibari, especially the kind that can be hidden beneath clothes. Particular about the color, and will pick ones that flatter your skin tone. Obsessed with the way the ropes pinch and dig into your soft body. He’ll bite and squeeze the parts that spill over the ropes

꩜ One punishment would be walking around secretly tied up, but the style where one of the ropes rubs against your pussy as you walk. It sounds nice at first, but that bitch is gonna chafe for sure

꩜ He’s more selfish than before, yes, but he still maintains a proclivity for doting—we all see how he spoils his daughters! It’s like, he gets his turn first, and when it’s your turn, it's your turn. Multiple orgasm king. He’ll do it until you’re sobbing tho, so pray for your pussy

꩜ Loves making you choke on his cock—gets kind of intense with the bjs. Mfer needs to chill (and buy you some throat lozenges)

꩜ Doggystyle is his favorite without a doubt, he just wants to pin your face to the bed and watch your ass bounce

꩜ A lot of the previous stuff is still applicable to some degree, but I think he has a lot less patience at this point, and is waaaay more into degradation & domination

꩜ He gets legitimately mean sometimes lmfao it’s like you gotta have 2 safewords: one for physical intensity level, and the other for bullying level 😭

꩜ Would he sleep with a non-sorcerer? Honestly, I can’t decide. If he did tho, he would be SO FUCKING MEAN I don’t even want to think about it !!!

꩜ Does he use monkey in bed unironically?? Chat pls advise

[aloesarchives]

If you don’t mind me asking, how did Yuuji and Nobara react to Megumi’s dad being the infamous Sorcerer Killer?

Yuuji and Nobara share the same reaction because they share the same brain cell lol.

When they first meet Toji, they thought he was a chill dude that happened to be a hot dad. Both of them knew where Megumi got his looks from. Their first impression of him was he wasn't so bad. They also met Toji on accident when they went to see Megumi at him and Reader's home. Toji answered the door in only a grey tank top and black sweats. Yuuji and Nobara were like "who is this hot dude at Fushiguro's house?!" Then Megumi pops up behind Toji before shoving him to the side to make way for his friends to come in.

But there were bits and pieces they picked on that knew he was different. Yuuji's main one was seeing how muscular Toji's body is when he saw him training in the courtyard when Megumi told him to come over to his house before they go into the city for a mission. Nobara's was Reader's vague and subtle statements that hinted at Toji's fighting abilities. But, like Megumi, they heard the through the grape vine about Toji's epithet but both couldn't see it because Toji never presents himself as intimidating around them.

It wasn't until they saw Megumi get single handedly cooked by Toji without breaking a sweat. That's when they knew Toji was the real deal. Then with the whole reveal Reader did about Toji's involvement in the star plasma vessel incident, it pretty much solidified Toji's deserving title. Especially when they found out how Toji defeated Suguru and Satoru, even killing Gojo at one point. Their special grade teachers, noted to be the strongest in Jujutsu society, were beaten by a man who possessed no curse energy nor technique.

Their reaction were both awe and shock. They weren't necessarily afraid of Toji. Mostly because that's Megumi's dad and Reader's husband, and by the looks of their family life Toji isn't abusive or evil towards them. In fact, they could tell that Toji was very present in Megumi's life, considering their constant banter and bickering. Additionally, Reader is like Toji's handler. So if he does try something, she'll get the spray bottle and spray it in his direction. And they KNOW Toji never talks back to Reader.

Anyways, they were shocked because they didn't know that Toji was capable of doing any of that. That and for an absolute unit of a man to be Megumi's father is surprising because him and Megumi act completely different to each other. The only thing they saw in common was their flat expressions and occasional grumpiness. They were in awe as well because he is powerful in his own right to be able to take down sorcerers with minimum scars.

They were mostly just shocked because he seems like a chill DILF who loves his wife and kids, not a person that killed people for sport. But when they heard everything that Toji's done in the past, Yuuji and Nobara just said "Okay, I can see that now. That makes sense." They are aware that Toji isn't purposely being deceptive towards them and what he did was in the past. They mostly just roast Megumi every now and then about being related to Toji. But not all the time out of respect for Megumi since Toji is his father and that's his family business.

Nobara: Still can't believe Fushiguro has a dad like that! Toji-san is super human and Fushiguro is. . . well, Fushiguro. . .

Yuuji: Kugisaki! We can't say that about Fushiguro-kun like that! But then again, Toji-san did bag (L/N)-Sensei so maybe he got rizz.

Nobara: If you think Fushiguro got rizz for being an blunt anti-social person, you must be smooth brain, Itadori!

Megumi: Will you two just quit it?! Stop talking about my old man like that, he isn't all that! Plus, it's the other way around. Out of the two, my mom has the most rizz. She rizzed up my dad so hard he became a stay-at-home dad and husband. My mom literally domesticated my dad! Get your facts right, you two!

[jujutsubaby]

after hours (part 5)

☆ pairing: satoru gojo x afab!reader ☆ summary: after your wild night with toji, you're forced to return back to reality. and by reality, you mean geto and gojo's house party. you're so tired, but nothing a few shots won't fix :) wait, hold on, who's that girl gojo is all over? wait, are you...jealous? ☆ warnings: 18+! MINORS DNI! implications of sex, moderate to heavy drinking, partying, jealousy, sexting, over the shirt action, kissing, y/n and other characters get high/drunk/crossed and horny lol ☆ tags: modernAU, academiaAU ☆ a/n: HAPPY VDAY BABES xx 💜🖤💜🖤 sorry it's been a while since i updated this series (i got my period and then had lots of werk to do but im BACK). hope u guys enjoy some gojo and reader sexual tension >:) also to the anon who sent the passive aggressive msg about me not updating after hours...hope ur happy now 😒 🖤🤍 series masterlist 🤍🖤

“morning, riko!” you greet the raven haired barista sleepily, “iced cappuccino with soy milk, please.”

“what…are you sure?” riko says, her face surprised. you always order your signature iced matcha latte with oat milk, unsweetened of course. riko knows it, every one knows it. 

“yeahhh, i know. i just had a late night and then an early morning…” you groan. you won’t lie — you feel like you just got hit by a thousand trucks and your eyes are stinging (and probably red from the lack of sleep). “i’m bad at time management,” you confess sheepishly.

riko giggles. “not as bad as your friend trying to order a latte and pretending he likes it”. you sneak a glance at geto, who’s taking a sip of his americano and grimacing at the taste, which makes you smile at his lovesick gesture. “does he know we have other beverages?”

“ehh, i think he does but…he’s just trying to impress a very pretty girl who works here,” you say, trying your best to be obvious…but not too obvious that geto would be upset.

“oh my god, y/n! you know kuroi is happily engaged!” riko jokes, laughing lightly. 

“oh darn, i have to break the bad news to suguru…he’s gonna be sooo upset,” you say sadly, pretending to wipe away a false tear dramatically, as riko rings you up for your order. just then, you think of something awful that suguru would definitely kill you for, but you’re already pretty bold for wearing the same outfit from last night that you got fucked in and showing up 30 minutes late to meet your friends, so fuck it. 

“speaking of which, riko…are you doing anything tonight?”

“besides closing up…nope.” she answers. 

“well, a bunch of us are going to the new barcade that opened up downtown this evening. i’m thinking around 9, think you can make it? you can tell suguru himself to lay off kuroi,” you joke jovially. 

riko laughs heartily. “i’ll see you guys there”, she says, handing you your receipt, as you wave goodbye and head to your friends in the corner table. you try not to act flummoxed as you approach your friends, suddenly acutely aware of the how your hair was all over the place (why doesn’t toji own a hairbrush?) and that your jumpsuit was clearly wrinkled and that you hadn’t been able to take a shower yet. god, this was not your sexiest look. 

“do they usually allow walk of shames in this cafe? i thought it this was a safe space?” satoru grins, already thinking of 30 ways to roast you for showing your face here after being 30 minutes late. he’s trying to push away any thoughts of you getting fucked by toji out of his head. 

“shut up! i…i didn’t bring any extra clothes and i woke up late, okay!” you say, defending yourself earnestly. 

“leave her alone, satoru,” suguru chastises, as he scoots down a chair to make room for you. “anyway, why were you talking to riko for such a long time? did she…say anything? it’s my haircut isn’t it? i just wanted to trim the bangs a little bit but they went sooo overboard and now-“

“oh my god suguru, chill!” shoko says, rolling her eyes. “he hasn’t been able to shut the fuck about riko and it’s so annoying that me and satoru are thinking of just asking her out on his behalf, at this point.” suguru tries hard to hide a blush before trying to deflect, but you interrupt them both. 

“no need,” you say, turning to face suguru, “you can ask her yourself what we talked about…tonight. at the barcade.” you smile wide with your teeth and give suguru pleading eyes, hoping he won’t get upset with you for taking the liberty to speed run his first date with riko. 

his face immediately is unreadable, and satoru elbows his ribs hard and hits his back. “congrats, pal! you finally have something to look forward to tonight that isn’t on your nintendo switch.”

“yeah. i mean…i d-don’t care. at all. i mean…good for her for coming. i don’t know if i’ll even be there but if i see her then i see her. no big deal…” suguru says, mostly to himself. 

everyone at the table laughs, and you find your initial weariness of your extended walk of shame slowly melt away. you take a sip of your cappuccino, as utahime complains about how tired she is from playing animal crossing with shoko all night. you feel soft thinking about how utahime probably stayed up later than her usual early bedtime for shoko, knowing full well she has to wake up at 7am the next morning for both getting coffee and teaching her 1st period homeroom at the local high school. shoko has been recently trying to fix her sleep schedule from her night float rotation all junior residents had to do at the hospital their third year. 

“also, before i forget, pre-game at ours at 7. we’re inviting nanami and haibara and some other people,” satoru says absentmindedly, his eyes focused on responding to a text on his phone before turning and facing you. “you’re still good on giving me a ride to lab today, right y/n?” 

oh shit. “oh, umm, yeah, definitely still good with that.” you say quickly. you don’t exactly remember when you offered to give satoru a ride, but you assume it was one of the many times you tuned him out when he spoke. who’s satoru texting? the intrusive thought came out of nowhere, but you push the newfound irritation back where it came from. 

satoru and you walk back to your car while you both lament about how awful this week’s lab has been. “i mean, why even give us a lab when we have a final in like less than a week?” you say exasperatedly, as you search for the keys to your cream white mini cooper and unlock it. 

“speak for yourself, i finished that lab last week.” satoru boasts, grinning at your when you give him a confused look. “i’m only going to help the cute girls in class with their work.” he shrugs. what a slag. 

“you’re a whore,” you scoff, slightly annoyed at satoru. so he has time to help some random cute girl in class but not his best friend. you buckle in, and take pleasure in watching satoru struggle to situate his legs inside your tiny cramped car. his knees are bent at awkward angles, and his head practically touches the roof of the car. 

satoru groans loudly and dramatically. “you have the smallest fucking car in the world, y/n, y'know that?” 

“fits me perfectly,” you say nonchalantly, as you back up and drive out to campus. 

“well it baaareeelyyyy fits me,” he pouts, the sun visor bumping his head while he pulls it down. 

“it’s not even that tight,” you assure him.. 

“it’s very tight, y/n. i can feel the walls squeezing me.”

“get over it.” 

“oh, so it’s okay if toji says that to you but when i say it, it’s a fuckin’ problem?” 

you practically choke on your saliva and swerve into the other lane upon hearing satoru’s comment. “h-how did you know…he said that to me?” you say incredulously. there’s no way he like…hacked your phone or something right? maybe you accidentally butt dialed shoko last night and they all heard you moan god knows what. the storm of thoughts in your head is interrupted by satoru’s laughter. 

“i didn’t know he said that but now i do.” oh, god. you fell for it like a fucking idiot, y/n. you try to retort something back but you’re left speechless. actually you’re a bit impressed — satoru got that out of you masterfully, and you have to appreciate the tact (or perhaps lack thereof) he had. you try to be angry towards him, but it’s futile as you both start laughing. 

“i hate you — stop making me laugh it’s not funny i need to focus on the road, idiot,” you say in between giggles. your eyes stay fixed on the road as you playfully flick satoru’s head (he lets you — your laughter makes his heart beat faster and he ignores it). satoru grabs your hand with his and starts rubbing your fingers together in an effort to warm them up. 

“you’re hands are so cold all the time…” he murmurs. to him, it feels so natural to play with your hands, and you let him (his touch brings an undetectable heat to your face…and other parts of your body). you look steal quick glance over at him, and are overcome with a sudden and foreign shyness that instinctually forces you to retract your hand back to the wheel almost immediately. you clear your throat, before announcing to satoru that he was here. 

satoru’s knees and joints crack as they are finally released from the prison of your mini cooper, and he dramatically lets out a sigh of relief. he gets out of the car and makes a show of stretching his long legs and arms. his collegiate basketball crewneck slides up, and you catch a glimpse of his toned abs and happy trail. you hope he doesn’t hear your breath hitch before snapping out of the trance and rolling your eyes. “have fun harassing the cute girls in your class!” you say sarcastically, as he flips you off before heading to class. 

during your drive back home, you don’t want to process the familiar feeling you felt last night when satoru texted you before you had sex with toji. the thoughts you had of him choking you and kissing your while toji played with your titties. oh god, you’re thinking about it again! stop it!

your neck aches from staring at your laptop screen for the last two hours as you try to make going out tonight worth it by studying extra for your final exam next week. your neck cracks loudly in all the right places and you head straight for a quick hot shower. you practically moan when the hot water hits your scalp, and allow the water to wash away all the stickiness of your complicated relationship with toji and satoru. tonight’s just for having fun and not doting on the future, you tell yourself, but not before taking a look at your soapy chest and thinking this is just the perfect picture for toji to see. you quickly snap a pic, promising yourself you won’t be one of those desperate girls toji always brings over to his house. 

y/n: [1 Photo] hi :)

okay, you know you had just sent the photo to toji, but it did kind of break your heart that he didn’t immediately respond. okay, sure he’s a single dad so he might be busy…or he’s fucking some other girl. your heart drops slightly at the thought of him blowing some other unsuspecting girl’s back out, and the sadness quickly turns to annoyance. you’re better than this, y/n. who cares anyway — no one sucks dick like you do. you smirk. you definitely aren’t the type of girl who would hook up with anyone, but you know how to not sell your skills short. if toji was busy with his own life, well, so were you. 

you hop out of the shower, checking your phone once again to see if toji had responded, only to be met with a text from satoru in the group chat:

satoru: [1 Photo] got the goods 😛

you open the photo to see him with a couple packs of white claws, and suguru in the background looking intently at two wine bottles in his hands. no way is satoru’s lightweight ass is gonna make through even one can before getting sloshed, you think to yourself. 

shoko: what’s sugu doing?

satoru: deciding on what wine to get for riko lmfao 

you can’t help but smile at how cute suguru was, being so nervous for something that wasn’t even a formal first date. 

y/n: awww 🥹 get the rosé bby 

shoko: y/n if ur ass isn’t ready in 10 mins i s2g i’m gonna leave without u

you scrunch your nose and throw your phone on the bed — if you really hurry you could easily be out your door in fifteen. after thinking for five minutes, you decide on a classic little black skirt with a slit on the side paired with a lace cropped bralette (that honestly really did wonders to your boobs). you wore an oversized leather button down shirt, sheer black tights, and a pair of black gogo boots. you quickly fixed up your hair, figuring that “wet” look was already trendy anyway. after applying your makeup at the speed of light (you went for a subtle yet sultry neutral look), you grab your little purse and sprint out your room, and see that shoko was staying true to her word, as she was just about to head out the door. she sees you, stops, and grins. 

“you barely made it,” she teases, as she holds the door open for you. 

“you bitch.” you respond, rolling your eyes. “is utahime meeting us there?”

“yes she’s already there,” shoko says, not looking up from her phone as she calls an uber. so that’s why she’s been dying to get out of the house so impatiently. 

as both of you get into the uber, shoko pulls out two gummies from her purse and offers one to you. “pregame the pregame?” she says, and you both start giggling as you pop the gummy in your mouth. it’s probably not going to hit for a while, which leaves you plenty of time to get there and say your greetings to nanami and haibara before you get extremely crossed. you check your phone one last time, only to be met with no texts from toji. 

“thanks for the ride!”, shoko yells out as the uber driver speeds away. 

“umm, i’ve never been to oovoo javer…”, you say through giggles uncontrollably. oh, fuck. this must’ve been one of those fast acting gummies. shoko must have been feeling the effects too because she starts laughing noiselessly and you both are doubling over outside of satoru and suguru’s apartment, grabbing each other for support so you both don’t fall from how much you both are laughing.

the door of the boys’ apartment flies open and it’s some couple open mouth kissing each other, stumbling their way out of the confines of the living room rager that lied ahead for both of you. you and shoko both bit back another giggling fit before stepping in. suddenly, two arms engulfed both of you in a strong yet familiar bear hug. 

“himeee~” you hear shoko greet cheerfully. 

utahime hiccups, already a bit tipsy. she pouts jokingly before shoko kisses her cheek and you squeeze her torso back in another bear hug. “you bitches are awful for leaving me with dumb and dumber…” she says, punctuating her words with hiccups. 

“i’m sorry, 'hime. let’s grab a drink. i also packed you a joint,” shoko apologizes before utahime drags the both of you to the kitchen for a drink. in the kitchen, you find nanami slouching against the fridge, looking annoyed as ever, and haibara animatedly talking to some lower class men. haibara locks eyes with you and immediately turns and embraces you in a warm hug, while nanami manages a shoddy wave. 

"ahhh my favorite little babiessss~" you squeal, pulling both guys closers to you and giving them a strong hug. you always get very touchy and sentimental when under the influence. "i haven't seen you guys in sooooo long!"

"please let go, y/n." nanami says calmly, but not before briefly squeezing you back for what felt like half a second. wait a minute -- what the hell is nanami doing here? he never comes to these things.

"wait why are you he-"

"save it," nanami interrupts, running his fingers through his hair. "i'm only here because i wanted a referral to the lab gojo works at, and he said yes but that i needed to come over this evening so he could ask me some questions regarding the referral application."

"oh, yeah! what questions did he want to ask you?" haibara asks quizzically.

nanami takes an even deeper sigh. "i showed up and he asked if i wanted to take a shot and when i sad 'no just ask me what you need for the referral', he was like 'that's the question, do you want a shot?' and that's how i got fucking tricked into coming to this godforsaken rager." nanami seems truly miserable having fallen for satoru's scheme so easily. "anyway...given the circumstances, i did take a shot..." he groans, slowly sliding down the fridge onto the kitchen floor.

you and haibara laugh, and utahime hands you a white claw. you open the chilled can, and take a sip, your hazy state of mind helping you not feel the slight burning in the back of your throat.

"speaking of that idiot, where is he?" you ask, your eyes scanning the room for his bright white hair. you frown not seeing him anywhere, but your face quickly relaxes when you see suguru and riko heading to you and your friends. oh nice, suguru finally managed to ask riko to come to the pregame, too.

"hey riko!" shoko greets, "didn't expect to see you here..." she teases.

riko giggles and take a sip of her wine. "i couldn't say no to seeing my favorite customers!" she steals a quick glance up at suguru and you swear you see him blush. "also, this wine suguru picked out is amazing! how did you know i love rosé?"

you bite back a smile, making quick eye contact with suguru. "oh...lucky guess..." he shrugs, playing it off nonchalantly.

"oh by the way, i got a joint for us to share," shoko says, pulling it out of her bag. "anyone interested in puff puff passing?" she asks, already holding utahime's hand and heading to the balcony. suguru and riko follow suit, and you quickly bid nanami and haibara farewell.

as you turn around, you bump into the man you've been looking for, wearing the same basketball collegiate crewneck, white hair disheveled, and a drunken flush to his face.

you don't even get to say hello to satoru as he lifts you up in a giant hug that encompasses you and spins you around, making you squeal. you can't help but wrap your legs around him, knowing full well you probably shouldn't since your skirt was not long enough for it, but you needed to feel the warmth and comfort of his body around yours. you always got a bit too touchy feely when you were under the influence...

"eeep satoru~ put me down!"

"nope, missed ya", he mumbes into your hair. oh, he's definitely drunk right now. sober satoru would never openly admit something like that and it makes you giggle.

"please~ my skirt is too short for this ahh~" you plead, unwrapping your legs from his torso, all of sudden feeling embarrassed through the warm haze engulfing your body. satoru finally puts you down and shamelessly eyes you up and down while taking large sips of his beer.

"that skirt can definitely be shorter," he says cheekily, his blue eyes filled with drunken mischief. you roll your eyes dramatically and also take a sip of your claw.

"you're drunk, satoru..."

"and you need to get drunker!" he yells, already grabbing you a shot glass and pouring some of rankest shit you've ever smelled. the music starts pounding louder, and you need to raise your voice even higher to make sure he hears you.

"aren't you gonna take one with me?" you shout.

"y'know i'm a fuckin' lightweight, baby~" he frowns, handing you the shot, a little bit spilling with his sloppy actions.

you scrunch your nose at the strong stench. "i'm a bit stoned though so only one, okay?" you say to him. you close your eyes, hold your breath, and down it. your eyes water and you have to prevent yourself from dry heaving as you immediately grab the nearest can of cola on the table and chug it as a chaser.

"wooow, you're such a baby," satoru jeers, thinking about how you've always needed a non-alcoholic drink to wash down your alcohol. you're not a heavy drinker by any means -- not even a moderate drinker. as as a social drinker, you always feel the need to try to at least sort of keep up with your friends when they drink the rankest and cheapest liquor. thank god satoru has always been a lightweight.

"shut up~" you say, rolling your eyes. you grab satoru's arm and pull him closer to the balcony where all your friends are. he slides his arm down so that you're holding his hands. your heart beats faster, knowing full well your vices always made you...hornier than usual. you're trying really hard to not look back at satoru, but you steal a glance anyway. his flush face and tired eyes are all of a sudden looking really attractive to you. your eyes slide down and look at his hands, the shape of his long calloused fingers gripping your hand and you can't help but imagine how they would feel pumping inside you. oh god, was he always this attractive? ugh! why can't toji just message you back so you can just go over to his place instead of having to lust over your best friend?!

you both enter the balcony, and the cool yet humid evening air hits your face, allowing you to finally breath something that wasn't beer and sweat. that is, until the stench of weed hits your nose.

"ugh, this shit's gross! i dunno how you guys can fuckin' stand the smell," satoru complains, dramatically making a gagging face.

"and you call me a baby?!" you snort, still trying to not be obnoxiously flirtatious throughout the night to satoru. you cannot let the horniness win tonight. god, what's gotten in you? you're never this...desperate? it's satoru's fault because he's looking so good tonight, you tell yourself. you pass on the joint, and try to focus on the conversation at hand, but it's hard when satoru puts his arms around you and pulls your closer to his chest.

almost instinctively, you melt into his chest, allowing yourself to feel his warmth and focus on his breathing chest. you smell the beer from his mouth as he laughs at something suguru said and you giggle too so people can know you're sort of paying attention.

you're a perfect mix of drunk and high, and you're feeling blissful being out on this balcony with your best friends, albeit minus the thoughts of how good satoru was looking tonight. is it even that wrong to think that your friend looks hot? you're not being delusional right?

"suguru is definitely being a comedian tonight for riko, isn't he?" you tiptoe up to satoru and whipser into his ear, thinking you're being subtle. unfortunately for you (and suguru), the loud music isn't being carried out to the balcony, and everyone hears you, and starts laughing. oh shit. you immediately pan over to suguru and see him pinching the bridge of his nose in annoyance.

"oh my god, suguru i- riko, i'm obviously joking!" you say really fast, slurring through your words as the shot finally is taking effect into your body. "obviously, suguru is the funniest person i know!"

"second funniest but i'm letting suguru tell all the jokes tonight. he needs this more than i do." satoru smiles brightly, looking at his best mate and making a kissy face at him.

"okay, riko, we are actually. um. we are leaving. and going to my room or the living room or literally anywhere else but here," suguru says, abruptly standing and helping riko up.

"wait what no, i wanna hear more about this-" she starts to tease, but ends up laughing.

"you're taking her to your room?!" shoko teases, raising her eyebrows comically. utahime chokes on the joint and starts laughing coughing and you do too, before you immediately stop. you cannot get on suguru's nerves tonight, as you know that'll make him too in his head to actually focus on having a fun time with riko.

you lift your body weight off of satoru and make way for suguru to leave. satoru side steps in front of suguru and pulls him into a hug, to which he scowls and tries to break free of. "mate, we LOVE you. i love you. and y/n loves you. and i'm going to absolutely obliterate you at street fighter at the barcade tonight." satoru slurs through his words and you almost feel bad for riko for having to deal with you and your friends.

you give a sympathetic look to riko as she trails behind suguru, patting his back softly and giggling. you're about to whisper a quick sorry to her, but she takes you by surprise by whispering "i hope i get obliterated by him tonight."

your jaw drops and you could almost cry laughing at what riko just said. i mean, okay, yeah it makes sense, and good for her but oh my god? i didn't know she had that in her?, you think to yourself.

"queen, i hope it happens. i'm for real manifesting this for you," you whisper back quickly and she sips her wine and giggles and follows suguru out of the balcony.

you turn around incredulously to shoko and utahime and look up satoru, all of them completely in shock at what they heard. there's a moment of silence to process before the intrusive thoughts win in your head. "honestly, i hope i get obliterated tonight, too."

shoko groans. "shut the fuck. up! you literally got obliterated last night! can you be normal about physical touch for just one night?"

"i can't, shoko, you know i get horny when i'm crossed~" you whine, your doe eyes getting wider in desperation. oh cool, you're off the deep end now. you're just fully horny and admitting it in front of satoru who will, at the very least, use this as incriminating evidence tomorrow.

"i can help with that," satoru flirts brazenly through the alcohol in his system, bringing you closer to him and holding you tight.

"desperation is such a turn off," utahime says almost immediately.

you giggle as you melt into satoru's chest once more. "what's going on, toji not treatin' ya right?"

your body almost instantaneously goes rigid upon hearing his name, and your senses almost clear up. you whip your phone of your purse, completely ignoring satoru's question and check your messages to see if you got a notification from toji, only to see nothing. you groan and rub your temples in stress. "okay guys, gather around. this is an emergency," you say as everyone huddles closer to you.

"it's not an emergency, FYI", shoko clarifies, already having heard this story in the uber ride here.

you explain to utahime and satoru about how toji had not responded to your explicit picture since this afternoon, and how you're feeling stupid and insecure about it. "i mean, is there something wrong with me? did i cross a line? how can you ignore the same titties you sucked on less than 24 hours ago?" you say frustratingly, the alcohol once again allowing you to give way more detail than you normally would.

"you see, it's a bit hard for me to, like, understand exactly what the situation is. i think i need to see the picture you sent him to really understand and help you out, y/n." satoru says with dead seriousness as he locks his eyes with you.

"oh yeah of course!" you say as you unlock your phone and are about to show him before shoko grabs your phone away and utahime flicks his forehead.

"you nasty disgusting pervert..." she mumbles, shaking her head.

"she was literally about to show me~" he whines. "i was asking as a friend, a homie."

"okay, listen y/n. he's probably busy. he's literally a single dad, and maybe he's busy with megumi. maybe he's trying to find a real job besides being a gigolo, we don't know but it's lame to dwell on it. let's just finish up this joint and head to the barcade soon, okay?" shoko assures, holding your hand as utahime puts your phone back in your purse. god, you love them so much it hurts.

you nod your head rapidly, as satoru gets a chime on his phone.

"ohhh, shit!" he exclaims, "this girl i helped today during lab is here. and she might actually show me her titties unlike you guys, so...i'm gonna leave."

you roll your eyes in even more annoyance. great, now satoru is gonna be hanging out some random airhead while you're left to your own vices for the rest of the night? you really don't want to spend the night waiting for toji to text, and you don't care to particularly ask satoru for help. but it does make you even more desperate knowing that you're still pretty drunk and everyone in your friend group seems to be getting laid tonight except for you. maybe you can find someone cute in the barcade?

as you all bid satoru goodbye, you continue to enjoy a couple more minutes with shoko and utahime while they finish smoking the joint. once it's finished, you all are ready to head out.

"okay, you get satoru, and we'll get suguru and riko," utahime instructs. that's so high school teacher of her, you think and bite back a smile.

"who's gonna kick everyone out of this...pregame house party thing?" you ask, gesturing to the 20 or so people getting progressively more drunk and sweaty in the boys' living room and kitchen.

"suguru will handle it, not our problem," utahime says, lighting out the joint into the nearest succulent pot in the balcony. she grabs shoko's hand and leads her out of the balcony, and you follow suit.

your nose is once again met with the stench of beer and sweat, and you make a face. your eyes scan the room full of party goers for satoru, as it shouldn't be hard to find the tallest person in the room with the brightest hair, but with no luck. ugh, he's probably somewhere in the rest of the apartment with that girl, you think, not looking forward to meeting some random slag satoru was probably going to sleep with.

as you made your way through the living room to the hallway to the boys' room and bathroom, trying your best to avoid the damp sweaty skins of people and sticky floors, you realize you need to pee really badly. you shove your way to the empty hallway and quickly down the rest of your white claw before beelining to the restroom at the end of the hallway.

as you're nearing the corner turn, you hear...oh god, are you hearing? moans? of course, someone is bound to hook up at this trashy party and make you feel even worse for being so drunk and horny and having no one tonight. that's okay though, you have a plan: you'll do your best not to make eye contact to the couple just turn right into the bathroom. just as you're about to execute this plan and turn the corner, you hear them moan, "o-oh satoru~" and your head immediately whips to the direction of the person who made the offensive noise.

you're not sure what you feel and you think you feel many things, including but not limited to: disgust, hostility, annoyance and...jealousy? wait, no, that can't be right.

your eyes widen and your jaw drops and you scoff as you see satoru french kissing some floozy outside his room, his hands up her shirt feeling her titties. wait, are you jealous or turned on? wait, what's happening?

satoru hears your scoff and rapidly removes his hands from the girl's shirt and stops kissing her to look at your bewildered and exasperated face. you give him a look that says "are you serious?" before you chuck your empty white claw can at him (he deftly dodges it) and shout, "get a room! but also get ready, you horndog, we're leaving to the barcade!"

you don't wait to hear an answer as you immediately slip into the bathroom and lock the door. god what was that? okay, let's break this down, you think to yourself, desperately scrambling to get your intoxicated thoughts in order. your head is slightly spinning and you lean on the bathroom sink for support as you try to sort out why you're feeling your chest drop in what you can only identify as jealousy. no, you're not jealous because you're in love with satoru, you're jealous because it just doesn't make sense.

if satoru is gonna fuck around with anyone tonight, it might as well be you, right? it's just rude, like as a friend, to kiss someone else who's not your friend when your friend is really horny, right? god, are your inebriated thoughts even making sense?

you try to snap out of delirium by turning on the faucet and drinking some water, trying to sober yourself down. or maybe you actually need to just get another drink? maybe you just need to find some cute guy to buy you a drink at the bar later and you'll snap out of it.

actually, maybe toji should just fucking text you back so you can go crawling to him at the end of the night so he can obliterate your pussy. you fish your phone out of your purse only to be met with no notifications from toji. you click on the message between you and toji, and start to draft out some lewd and lecherous texts to him. you thankfully, you don't have time to contemplate your actions or hit send before you hear the music die and people groaning.

you hear suguru yelling at everyone to get the fuck out and either go home or to the barcade, and you hear satoru start singing closing time, slurring the lyrics. this is the guy you're jealous about? this is the fella you want to lowkey fuck?

you pray that either a) toji messages you back or b) you find a nice non-creepy guy at the bar who's willing to at least make out with you, or 3) you instantly get sober after peeing.

only time will tell.

[tiressian]

Not really an ask but — Love all of your satoshoko work!

I can’t stop thinking about how I read (I can’t confirm if true) that Gege wrote Shoko like House MD and *spoiler for House* basically he had a traumatic event that caused him to become a loner doctor addict and he only potentially changed his ways when his best friend was dying/died (Open ending) 😳😳

Ahaha thank you, I’m so happy to hear that 😊🙌 I love media that has enough gaps that make me want to engage in fannish things to fill those gaps ( 50/50 I go back and forth between the euphoria of creating and the dismay of not seeing enough questions answered in canon lol )

Ooh I’ve watched House I know what you’re talking about 👀👀 House is great

Man if Gege did consider House as an inspiration for Shoko…. Imagine Shoko with House’s personality. Like I love that she’s so matter of fact during the fight, and caring to Yuji in chapter 10, and just theorising the culling game rules calmly and all that stuff but oh man the possibilities!

Imagine if she had House’s personality lmao

Sorcerers would fight a lot more carefully to avoid landing in the infirmary, she would roast them to hell and back. Gojo relieved that he learnt RCT because that was the only way the roasts stopped.

“Oh what? Measly semi-grade one did this? And what were you doing? Helping it?”

I’m in love with this, imagine being more afraid of being roasted by the school doctor than any curse

The most rancid bedside manner lmao

The fic title: Ieiri M.D.

[satoruhour]

t!!! am dropping by with some flowers and fruits to brighten up the season!!! 🌷🍓 wishing you lots of love this holiday time!! 💗i hope you feel warm and recharged, however way you’re spending it 🥺

on the topic of the holidays!! i am curious!! (feel free not to answer if you’re uncomfy!!) what is your go-to outfit?? do you prefer to dress up?? or stay comfy and relaxed?? what would gojo opt to wear??? 🥺

lovely sel! we meet again sorry ive been letting ur asks pile up in my inbox im actually going to kms. sending you lots of love n energy during holiday time too! happy new year from my place, may ur 2024 be filled with endless love 🥹

omg i am loving these questions. i havent given it much thought tbh - being in a tropical country unfortunately we dont have the tradition of ugly xmas sweaters so theres that, but i realise whenever i dress up to go to relatives' homes i usually just use the most comfortable thing i own LOL ... not to say i dont dress up but i dont go crazy either. i have a larger extended family so when i was young it was normal to hang in the older kids' rooms, and now it's similar, sitting on the floor, opening presents so something less flashy n fancy would suffice! gojo dresses up.

i will not be elaborating /j . no but the first time he was set out to meet relatives he was so nervous he wore a full tux 😭😭😭😭 bro was SCARED. and then he realised how hot it was from the amount of ppl in the home crying . bros shirt was SOAKED when we got home 💀 so he learns his lesson and just wears casual clothes when he can but as we all know from the official art his fashion sense kinda sucks so the first few times hes gotten a few roasts from the younger cousins. and then he begged me to help him improve his style so 😭😭😭😭😭 lol i love him

oh geto is nervous too but hes so good at hiding it!! wears something not so casual but not so formal either - def like a button up shirt or turtleneck even if it was super hot and then some baggy jeans, but he relaxes sooner or later when he realises that outfit doesnt define everything when hanging out so hes comfy with a baggy outfit occasionally when he visits but always like to leave an impression, so he reverts back to his button up shirt get up more often :)

[erigold13261]

Hanami loves her friends dearly… even though she doesn’t quite show it… peace and love on the planet earth…

Just because her facial expressions can't show how she feels, doesn't mean she doesn't show her love and care for her friends in different ways! (I mean, for fuck sakes, she went up against Gojo alone and on a whim just to save Jogo!)

She shows her care more through action. They all do honestly! But she also just gives out a ton of support, kinda like a beam that holds up a house, one that you don't see but you appreciate even if you don't realize it (and might sometimes take for granted).

I can see Mahito being a lot more verbal with his love and care for the rest. Definitely still touchy (giving hugs and kisses, either out of actual care or to annoy/piss off his friends), but is also ready to give out compliments and praise (though sometimes these are backhanded, it can be hard to tell because he uses the same or similar tone every time).

While Jogo is more of a tsundere, kinda. When dealing with his friends bullshit he is quick to fly off the handle and get mad, but he is never going to actually try and hurt them (just screaming and chasing, possibly a couple rough hits if he catches them, and by them most of the time it is Mahito).

But he can also show his care in a passive way, such as letting everyone huddle close to him if they are in colder area (especially Hanami who I can see getting a bit tired in the cold when not in a fight or on a mission or something). And just letting Mahito or Dagon have their fun roasting stuff over his head (something he would never willingly tolerate with anyone else that wasn't a friend).

Then Dagon is a more go-with-the flow kind of character (pre-evolved especially) and is always ready to follow whichever one of their friends they choose that moment. I also see them as having an "acts of service" kind of love language? If that makes sense.

Like domain expansion can take a lot out of the caster, and here Dagon is keeping it active for who knows how long just so their friends can have a nice beach spot to hang out in while they gossip and chit chat (plan world chaos). Dagon is absolutely showing love through helping their friends.

So Hanami and Dagon are the two that show their love and care through actions the most, while Mahito shows love through both action and speech, and Jogo shows it through action and inaction with some speech.

That's not even to mention their powers showing their emotions! Like Hanami just absentmindedly growing some flowers around her, any water near Dagon swirling a bit into whirlpools, Mahito's body changing unconsciously to show happiness, Jogo getting a little steamed up/overheated.

Hanami has plenty of ways to show she cares and loves her friends even if she can't properly make a face to show it! (though now I am thinking of Mahito giving Hanami a bunch of transifigured humans in the shape of emotion faces, like at a doctor's office, so she can use to help express her emotions better. She kindly refuses them).

But yes, they all know they care for each other (why else would they stick together through their crazy ass plan to take on Gojo? lol), so it truly is peace and love on the planet earth! (until it isn't)

[misc-magic]

JJK volume three: in which Nanami makes me feel old… twice.

Well first I have to say that Todo is hilarious. I’m also quite fond of Panda lol. Him & Inumaki busting in to help Megumi…

But in the end Nobara is the coolest.

ROASTED.

But anyway this volume had so much Nanami I was enjoying it in a bittersweet sort of way. I know how things go and that makes everything MORE PAINFUL.

But yo I love him even if he made me feel old.

Like okay but I hate when the store stops carrying something I always get. It feels like a personal insult. How dare they?? Also I refuse to discuss the rate at which my hair falls out thanks.

AND THEN. I find out that this guy is only 27?!?!

Like okay when it said Gojo was 28, I was like yeah that checks out. He looks like he’s that age.

But Nanami?! I love him but the man looks like he’s 40 something not 27!! Is it just me??

Sir please. There’s just no way. What did the office do to you?? My favorite part of this is that he loves bread & is a foodie. Because same. To both.

Anyway I know he & Gojo were students together & would be about the same age, but I honestly didn’t think about it at all until I got to this page.

Of course Yuji was being his usual adorable self. I love that guy he’s so cute. Befriending Junpei and Nanamin all in one volume. Though uh… that does kinda result in suffering later. :(

I continue to attempt to not care too much about any character because it seems they’re all doomed.

And then the mangaka said this:

You wanna be liked by people huh? Maybe you should try killing off less characters. I think that might help.

I continue to brace myself.

[seoafin]

i might sound a bit harsh saying this (not directed towards you ofc) but i think the reason why some people are so hyperfixated onto Gojo and x reader specifically, the way they write him is believing that he is a character that can only be saved/fixed if he were to have someone to love him on a romantic aspect. I strongly disagree with this, he's been nuanced to the core that i think there's a reason why he's mischaracterized left and right, or when people focus on one aspect of his and talk about that only.

take stsg for example and look how that went, when it comes to gojo i think that he's very... struggling with human connections and relationships (platonic) he does keep people at arms lenght but he is also capable of thinking for himself first and then everyone else, so people putting the whole idea 'if he had someone to love him like that he'd be different' is wrong and not how it works exactly lest that he keeps the whole damn world away from him, so basically while there are gojo x reader fics that write in regards of "what ifs" that doesn't necessarily mean that they are accurate to his character but it is how it is, it's a fan interpretation but at the end of the day just an interpretation. i hate when people go out of their way to treat their hcs as fax tho idk whats the point of that.

and lastly i think that people that write gojo the best are not necessarily ones that have a hard thirst habits for him or madly in love behaviour as in "he's my sweetheart i want to shelter him from the world" but more because they take in every nuance he has to show and was presented by him and convey it into a realistic aspect that brings out the character... which brings me to your writing, when i read your fics i get the vibes of JJK characterization, not something that's only fan interpretated, and i might be biased a bit here but idk, it's just how i feel it if that makes sense?

i saw 'i might sound a bit harsh saying this' in my notifs and i was like oh shit someone's definitely coming to roast me LMAO

honestly ur not wrong lol it's a lot of romanticization and wish fulfillment. mb it's bc i'm always trying to look deeper and engage more critically in the things i read (which include manga) that i never really got into it myself?? if i read something i want it to at least be....somewhat in character?? 😭

and if a character IS ooc, then a good fic would explain it. like gojo yandere fics. i can see gojo being a yandere. the outline is there. just pull on certain threads and exacerbate his worst qualities and traits and bam. that's what you get!!! and that's believable.

characters are meant to be interpreted but ppl forget there's already an outline and straying outside of it is like...not interpretation anymore. It's a whole new character.

i'm not saying it's horrible or anything. unless it's a clear bastardization (which i've seen...) those fics are just not my cup of tea.

i also hate when ppl take fanon for canon!!!! i know we all joke about how 'this is canon' but sometimes u get people actually believing in the most horrible bad takes ever and i'm just like??? did you read the manga???

anyway if you get boo'd off the stage for saying this just know i'm the one person in the back clapping

[gojcsatoru]

GETO SUGURU AS YOUR BOYFRIEND

based on geto in the manga! no spoilers tho

there's a 98% chance you’re a sorcerer lol sorry i don’t make the rules!!

took a leaf out of gojo’s book and set you as his phone wallpaper as soon as he knew you were the one aww

loves it when you run your hands through his hair... but he’ll never tell you that. he just narrows his eyes at you when you pull your hands away lmaoo

he’ll let you braid it but won’t let you tell anyone LOL

a very lowkey possessive partner–– not controlling, just always wants people knowing you’re his. he shows it through physical touch, ex. his hand on your hip

he’s all 🙄⛓⚔️☠️🔫👊 (the gun lmfao im crying) in front of his friends but he’s 😘😍🥰❤️❤️❤️ with you LOL and sometimes he’ll just spam your phone with the cute emojis and messages like “i love u baby”

loves riling you up ughhh and it’s not even like he does it because he thinks it’s cute. he likes seeing you angry. something about passion and intensity gets him goin’

he’s incredibly intelligent so if you ever need help on a concept for school, just send him a text and he’ll have a thorough explanation ready in the next five minutes

(sometimes he doesn’t know what’s going on either but he’ll literally google it to learn it for you <3)

smirks. a lot.

whispers dirty things in your ear in public just to see you flustered 😳

very competitive. expect to never win at video games, tag, tickle fights, wrestling, sparring, arcade games, monopoly, this man would literally out you as imposter to save his own ass in among us lmfao

dates with him: coffeeshops, chill dates home, watching netflix, studying/working together

for some reason i think geto would take you to protests for dates too 😭😭😭 he’s the type to say “i know a place” and take you to an anti-violence march or something LMAO

amazing gift giver!!! everything he does has so much thought and meaning put into it. he does a lot of handmade things or gets you things you’ve mentioned recently

will find every way to roast you–– but lovingly 💖

he’s such a goofball but you have to initiate the goofin’ for him to join in

will get you in trouble with your teachers/boss/parents... basically any form of authority by dragging you into his pranks and shenanigans

isn’t very clingy (and prefers an independent s/o too) but he loves you more than anything in this world

[inhumanescreeching]

lowqual screencap for lowqual writing ✌🏽 jjk spoilers- chapter 65 and onwards

polyam sashisu my beloveds

sashisu headcanons

random headcanons about the sss trio in high school. unorthodox and simple domestic stuff because they're high schoolers, give them a break

relationship(s): satoru gojo/shoko ieiri/suguru geto. satoru gojo/shoko ieiri. shoko ieiri/suguru geto. satoru gojo/suguru geto. satoru gojo & shoko ieiri & suguru geto

tags: poly. fluff. crack. fix-it (of sorts). canon divergence. modern setting. coming of age. high school

type: headcanons

- satosugu take shoko out every time they come back from a mission, and she scolds them every time they have so much as a bruise on their person

- suguru once drove them to the country side to pick fruits and experience farming. shoko and satoru did not like that, but the meals suguru cooked in the following week tasted better than anything

- satoru got a call from shoko one day saying she's correctly diagnosed a patient-in-waiting when she stopped by a hospital. suguru, beside satoru, had laughed at the timing

- satoru has definitely crashed a car. if not multiple. insurance companies both love and hate him

- shoko can't cook for shit, she's accepted her fate. satoru also cannot cook for shit, but unlike shoko he's actually trying. it's a 50-50 on if he gets roasted or pity-critiqued

- suguru has the most versatile closet. satoshoko always steal clothes from him, and he really doesn't mind (he rlly likes it actually lol)

- contrary to popular belief, shoko is actually the aggressor to a lot of shit. she's confident she can come out unscathed in fights thanks to rct. she uses her scary dogs (satosugu) privilege to get her way

- satoru asks for cuddles every day. even in the summer, he'd ask for skinship every damn hour. sugushoko give in, ofc, but not wo complaining abt the heat

- suguru can't swim, he just looks like he can because he's tall enough to reach the floor on pools. shoko can outswim him any day. satoru hates the water bc it means he needs to turn off infinity to enjoy it

- shoko is afraid of heights, but she still rode the ferris wheel that time they went to a carnival. for her boys, yk, and for the memories

- they've dressed up as the heathers for Halloween. satoru wanted to be chandler but shoko pushed her vote to suguru instead (for foreshadowing reasons ofc). she went as duke, and satoru ended up as mcnamara they bullied nanami to be their veronica lmao

- shoko definitely failed a class not because she couldn't understand but because she was feeling lazy. they cheated the system so she could graduate yeah they were those kids, change my mind

- suguru has dragged satoshoko to a patd concert before. when asked why he likes them, he'd just say their songs were neat

- footnote to that ^ they have insanely different music tastes and the battle for the aux is always bloody, no "relationship" is considered when a four hour trip is on the line

- satoru has dyed his hair already what with his natural color being so easy to cover. sugushoko went along with this. that's why their jujutsu high grad pics were pretty . vibrant (they went w the bi flag colors lmao)

- sss trio in pride parades are chaotic. satosugu get, not necessarily wild, but loud. so damn loud. shoko too, but she's mainly just looking over fondly while talking to others. "my idiots" she says

- they have a designated movie night, comprising of shitty romcoms, even shittier lowbudget horror movies, cracked commentary and cuddles

- suguru pierced his own ears, and is very knowledgeable on piercings in general. he gave shoko the high lobe piercings she used to jam-pack with moon/star earrings but they healed overtime lol

- satoru always takes them to some remote getaway resort during vacation breaks. he's sure to spoil his lovers with quality food and service. sugushoko let him because wow is it nice to be pampered from time to time

- nanami grew with satoru's bullshit, shoko's nagging and suguru's indulging esp after haibara. the three did not want him to feel lonely, so they tried their best to help him

- yaga is the reason why they're all together (like satoru to itafushikugi) and to this day, he claims it's still one of his biggest regrets in his career (he means it affectionately dw)

- they always go to shrines when the occasion calls for it (due to suguru's insistence and satoshoko's dread). every damn time they bow, or wish, it's always "protect them" in their mind

- oh and those little lock things on That Tower? yeah they've done that. satoru paid for the whole trip ofc, but what sugushoko didn't know is he'd alr put one lock before they got there. "i promise to protect them" is the lock satoru placed in secret

[ahkaahshi]

Ok, I know Mahito is gonna be like a major pain in the ass, I can feel it, but like.... If villain bad....why pretty?😳🖐️

Also came to the conclusion that haikyuu makes me soft and jjk makes me horny yay🙃

Also Junpei pretty too damn👀

ALSO GOJO??? HAND IN MARRIAGE SIR PLS?? I WAS NOT READY I ALMOST CHOKED ON MY WATER WHEN HE POPPED UP SO CASUALLY WTFFFF

mahito is my trigger word. lemme tell ya... ooooohhhhh... calling him a pain in the ass is a major understatement and I will not tell you why bc *spoilers* but you’re right. he’s a good looking curse, I can admit that. however, we do not stan mahito in any way, shape, or form here (he does do one redeeming thing tho, imo anyway, which I also won’t say bc *spoilers*). be warned mahito stans, this is not the blog for you lol I will roast him unprovoked

that’s fair and same honestly 😂 I will admit that junpei do be lookin cute but I'm too busy looking at nanami and gojou and I'm not sorry 😂 but yes casual gojou really came for my throat and I don’t think I breathed the entire time he was onscreen bc he literally took my breath away. power. he holds so much of it.

[yutadori]

3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 9, 10, 19, 25 💛💛💛

omggg hellooooooo miss mariam!!!!!!!!!! 💖💖💖 answers will be under the cut because this got . Long d gddfsg

3. What is that one scene that you’ve always wanted to write but can’t be arsed to write all of the set-up and context it would need? (consider this permission to write it and/or share it anyway) omg i really wanted to write a princess/knight au with hana and koi ;--; kinda like zelda and link!!! but im so so lazy when it comes to research gfgfh i really love the idea of knight koi devoting himself to princess hana.... theyd definitely be the same personality wise gfsgfg im thinking they grew up as child hood friends so koi has had to deal w hanas chaotic nature HAHA and his annoyance doesnt change when she becomes a princess. and i just.... hh.... undying loyalty and devotion..... i cry like the idea of him being loyal to her not because shes a princess but because he cares for and loves her so much ;----; 

4. Share a sentence or paragraph from your writing that you’re really proud of (explain why, if you like) oohh okay actually it’d be too long if i copy pasted gfgfs but i’d say it’s a tie between the grocery store and lunch scene in ceaseless grieving!!! when i started the fic, one of the things i really wanted to write was a part where one of them was just trying to go about their day like normal but when they saw something completely normal that reminded them of yuuji that just.... broke them )): gdfsgdfgf that sounds so evil omg sgsdghdj and for the lunch scene! it was originally written with just nobara in mind but as i kept writing it, megumi ended up being added! :3 i really like the role he played where he noticed nobara not taking care of herself, even though he was going through all that himself ): i liked writing the two of them eating and finally being with each other, even if they didnt talk much. having someone there with you while youre having a hard time really makes a difference !  5. What character that you’re writing do you most identify with? natsume and taki from natsume yuujinchou! for taki, i definitely relate to her and her reaction to cats, like thats pretty much EXACTLY how i feel when i see a cat: the overwhelming urge to hold and hug one and just going 'oh my god how cuuuuute!!!!!' thats ME  -natsume: id say i relate to him in the sense that i like people a lot and that i go vvv far for them and to make them happy!! im v considerate of people's feelings (even if they werent so nice to me... jdkssjj) because i really dont want to hurt them or for them to be upset )): 

6. What character do you have the most fun writing? ooohh definitely utahime and nobara!! nobara esp when im writing her to be chaotic and utahime when i write her roasting gojo siissjjsjs  7. What do you think are the characteristics of your personal writing style? Would others agree? oohh so when i write, i like to focus on: emotions, tenderness, and writing in a poetic?/flowery? style! i love reading stories that flow v well and where the writer uses a lot of pretty words and i try to incorporate that into my writing :3 for the emotions part, writing sad things comes really easily to me for some reason diskdjeke one of my fave parts of writing sad things is writing lines that are so sad it just leaves you feeling absolutely gutted HDKSNSKS like when you read them and you can FEEL the weight of the emotions that they carry!!!

to finish this answer i was thinking about natsuyuu and how the author tells emotional stories in a way that isnt just sad, but tender as well. kinda like a… bittersweet feeling maybe? and i was like oh that's how id like to write my sad stories too !! 0: as for if i think people agree, yes! some friends and people who've left comments on my fics have said how emotional my fics are LOL here’s something my friend, who betas my writing, said that made me laugh and perfectly encapsulates my writing sgfdd

9. Are you more of a drabble or a longfic kind of writer? Pantser or plotter? Do you wish you were the other? drabble!! well it really depends on how well im able to expand the ideas i have? if i cant/am lazy then its short LOL do i wish i was a long fic writer… hm unsure! i naturally stick to shorter stories but also i get worried that if i make it too long, that i’m dragging it out ?? fgfg when i read the second question i was like wtf is a pantser… ppl who… pants others…?? dhsksjs but apparently that p much means no planning/not following writing guidelines and YES that's me as hell LOL im honestly such a lazy person its so terrible HAHA like ive only done research for one of my fics so far and it wasnt even That much jdksjss like the most ill do is just write down my ideas so i dont forget them and thats it LOL i really respect the people who put time and effort into researching and properly structuring their writing 0:  10. How would you describe your writing process? oh this is so funny because i feel like its all over the place didsjsks like…. when i think of an idea i open google docs and just start typing whatever comes to mind?? i think i usually . write from beginning to end…? but there are times, like with ceaseless grieving, where i reallyyyy wrote it out of order. i worked on it for a week and different ideas would come to me throughout the process, so i ended up rearranging and adding lots of scenes and details!! it was v fun and different doing that :3 i think that’s something that im going to try to practice actually!! like, finishing a fic and then letting it sit for a few days before publishing just in case i come up with any more ideas! 

19. Is there something you always find yourself repeating in your writing? (favourite verb, something you describe ‘too often’, trope you can’t get enough of?) hmmm… HM…. i cant think of anything.... fgfdgsg i guess if i were to think of Something it’d be focusing on emotions?? dgdfgdgd 

25. What part of writing is the most fun? ohhh definitely idea execution, using pretty words/improving, chaoticness!! i loveee when i can nicely execute an idea, it's so fun and feels so satisfying to see how things unfold like??? and like i mentioned in a previous answer, i love writing things prettily and thats one of the things i want to improve on 💖 and i really love writing chaotic scenes theyre soooo funny like it’s truly one of my favorite things to write

!!! thank you for the ask miss mariammmm!!!! sending you lots of my love 💖

[roscgcld]

3:00 am

The soft greeting chime from the 7/11 store greeted you along with a blast of cold air, causing the sleepy employee at the counter to call out a greeting; not glancing away from the customer they were tending to at the counter. It isn’t unusual for people, drunk and sober, to stumble their way into the convenience store chain that is dotted around Tokyo in the early hours in the morning.

Although you weren’t one of the drunken blue collared people returning from a heavy night of drinking, you were on the same hunt as they are; a cheap and unhealthy meal to satisfy your midnight craving. Quietly you threw a greeting back as well as you made your way into the cold store, looking over to your side at the feeling of a warm hand resting on the small of your back. 

“Do you think they still have some leftover roasted sweet potatoes?” Yuji asks you quietly, dressed in a simple hoodie and basketball shorts and a pair of slides. You were no different; only in a pair of cotton sleeping shorts along with a huge hoodie that you had stolen from your boyfriend, along with a pair of your own slippers on your feet as you made your way deeper into the store. “Maybe - you can go and check. I want to see if they’ve refilled on that beef instant ramen. The one you got when we went to Kyoto.”

With a nod and a kiss to your head, your pink haired boyfriend walked off, his broad shoulders easily standing out amongst the rows of chips other random necessities that the store provided. Quietly you made your way towards the ramen section of the store, going through the vast selections that this specific branch provides.

Soon you two were at the counter, paying for your sizable amount of snacks before making your way towards the small seating area; snagging the closest seat to the food preparation area. “Want me to go and make the ramen?” Yuji asks quietly as you unwrapped both of them, putting the plastic wrapping aside to toss into recycling later. When you nodded quietly, he grabbed the ramen bowls (is that what you call them lol??) and made his way towards the hot water dispenser a few steps away; quietly reading the instructions along the side of one of the ramen bowls.

You, on the other hand, were unwrapping the rest of the food; getting up once to toss the plastic wrappings and container lids into the recycling bin. Seating back down once more, you quietly cleaned your hands with some wipes before you sit back to watch your boyfriend; enjoying the view of the muscular man making sure he was adding the right amount of hot water into the bowl. It was during moments like this that you realise just how much you love the man that stood before you; no matter what others have to say.

To you, he is not the host for the King of Curses; he’s not a mistake that deserves to be killed off at any turn; and he isn’t some freak of nature that is someone’s personal project. He’s just Itadori Yuji - the young boy who’d drop whatever it is he is doing to help the people he loves. The teen who spends too much of the night watching movies and finishing his entire snack stash in 2 days. The teen who asked you out with a bouquet of flowers and the shyest smile you’ve ever seen on his face. The teen who uses his spatula as a mic as he sings and dances in the kitchen whilst he cooks, wearing a cute pink apron Gojo had bought for him as a gag gift that ended up being his go-to cooking wear. 

He’s just Yuji, the boy you learn to fall in love with, the same boy who looked back at you from where he was waiting for your ramen to finish cooking; seeding you a cheeky grin when he met your eyes. The one that sends your heart fluttering from the stupid comments he makes, to the corny jokes he cracks just to hear you laugh as you two ate your ramen and snacks in the convenience store in the middle of Tokyo. Not caring for the time, just enjoying the moment of silence from the hectic world you two come from.

He’s your sunshine, your love, your sweetheart - and it’s during moments like these that you realise just how lucky to call him yours. 

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