#the winners crime

[ariadnethedragon]

— The Winner’s Kiss, Marie Rutkoski

[suckmyarschkarte]

captain virg 🇳🇱 × 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 captain robbo

[thisrobinisred]

Eustace Winner. Fucking.

Eustace.

Winner.

[brain-sturgeon]

He did nothing wrong, he's an innocent man.

[moominofthevalley]

‘That’s why I keep you around. To give me more hope.’

YOU GUYS. I am bawling at this!! Thank you so much to @oh-so-youre-a-nerd for creating this beautiful work of Trystan and Emily :’’’’) It's so beautiful!

This gorgeous and amazing piece was won from the @choicesficwriterscreations Holiday 2023 event!

I am, again, SO IN LOVE WITH IT. thank you so much for this commission. I just love this to bits!!!!!

[supermaks]

Kit do you not rep Charles anymore 😭

Of course I do he’s prime I just need a break from his team and that fucking dog

[hellisper40]

AAI2 GETTING A LOCALIZATION WAS SOMETHING I HAD ALREADY ACCEPTED AS NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN, SO THIS IS ABSOLUTELY AWESOME AND NUTS! I AM SO EXCITED FOR IT YOU CAN'T BELIEVE! AND NOT TO MENTION ALL THE NEW FICS AND ART THAT ARE GOING TO COME OUT AS NEW PEOPLE DISCOVER THE SERIES!

BUT LOOK HOW THEY MASSACRED MY BOI!!!!😭😭😭😭

[hilsonamore]

where has this been all my life-

[awesomecooperlove]

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[joshuaballsett]

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[eddie-redmayne-italian-blog]

My gifs from an old video!!

Eddie Redmayne for VOGUE GREECE October, 2022, wearing Gucci and Ferragamo.

Photographed by Johan Sandberg

Styled by Harry Lambert

Groomed by Petra Sellge

[inventors-fair]

Outstanding Charges: Crime Winners ~

Our winners this week are @corporalotherbear, @curiooftheheart and @izzet-always-r-versus-u!

@corporalotherbear — Raucous Celebrators

For a common design, this is a pretty good corner case, and once more I'm pleased with the kind of designs that Battlebond 2HG play has to offer. The ability to confer with a teammate is one of the best advantages that 2HG has over other formats, and even then, in Commander or similar formats the ability to cast two spells and get a free Shatter isn't anything to shake a stick at. Situational, yes, but necessary—in a way that probably comes up more often than not in the formats where it'd be played.

I think this is one of those cards as well where the name, flavor text, and abilities give rise to an idea of the art and mood without having to explicitly spell it out. I can quite easily see the brightly painted faces and the hooting-slash-hollering that would be taking place here. We don't need to see the sighing Sylvia or even the aftermath of the destruction; the implication of an arena already in the process of being decimated is enough. It gives a little bit of humanity to the world, in the sense of connections between our Earth's sports fans and the crowd here rushing the stands. I really love how you've got that subtle story there that's funny, flavorful, and quite polished overall. You know, it just struck me: this card can show either the joy of a winning team, OR the anger of a losing team. Great work.

@curiooftheheart — Jaywalk

I was tempted to just put "10/10 no notes" and have that be the end of the commentary. I've never laughed so hard at a submission, and I really have nothing to add that this card doesn't already demonstrate. Perfect name, perfect vibe, perfect modes, perfect flavor text. I think when I shared this in with the other judges, Florence mentioned that this pedestrian was having a really bad day if they're getting hit with every vehicle at the same time.

Maybe there's something to say about limited? I dunno, it's a removal spell in the right shell and a perfectly adequate combat trick otherwise. Perhaps there's something to be said about the "crime" aspect being, like, situational, but that's not eve what this contest was about. You demonstrated perfectly the kind of fine balance between dark humor and utility. I'll be thinking about this submission and sharing it around for quite some time.

@izzet-always-r-versus-u — Graverobbing

And today I learned about the word "fossor!" I love learning new words, and this card's pretty standard for what we're looking for in a way that elevated it with the other kinds of grave-themed submissions; there were a few this week, which I should've expected, honestly. What I like about this card in particular is the versatility of it and the simplicity that comes from the choices. You gotta have creature cards in graveyards, but maybe you only need one. Double Raise Dead ain't nothing to shake a stick at, but you need the double black pips, so there you go—and blockers slash bodies is important as well.

This one is on the higher end of complexity, but in a world where multi-paragraph commons exist (looking at you, Sticky Fingers), this one isn't the hardest to grok, in my opinion. You gotta pick creatures, yours go back to hand and your opponents' make Zombies. Ain't so bad, right? It could be an uncommon, but that would be situational with the set's gist. Flavor text here is fun, too—it's worded well and reads great. Actually, I love how the Imperial aspect speaks to the nature of the world where the political positions have their backstabbingly-oriented nature no matter where you are. That's how you speak to a greater world without massive amounts of exposition. Phenomenal job overall.

Runners coming up! @abelzumi

[vamprawr]

as a long time aai2 fan i wanna say im so fucking sorry for what they did to you my boy. you did NOT deserve that shit