#the words of a fudgecake

[fudgecake-charlie]

wait what's up with your minecraft setup

hi keys do you regret asking. I also used this when I played Hades if that helps

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The Forgotten Birthday

Part of the Bucky's Birthday Bingo by @avengers-assemble-bingo (card 4B023)

This is related to the Winter Soup submission I did for Fluffcember.

Tags/warnings: mentions of blood, potential break-in, fluffy but dark towards the end!

Not beta'd. I do not give permission for my work to be copied, reposted or translated (or put through AI)

Summary: You have your mystery companion for a few months when you decide to make him a cake as a celebration of him joining your life.

Word Count: ??? (On mobile)

A/N: This started as wholesome but took a turn completely by accident sorry lol

Dividers by @/cafekitsune

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You and your Winter Stranger had been living together for about a few months and as a point of celebration, as a marker of your wholesome friendship and of his progress becoming a little bit happier and confident day by day, you opted to make him a triple chocolate fudgecake.

His favourite.

You'd managed to hide the giant two layer cake from him, complete with an absurd amount of candles, until the evening; surprising him with it after dinner.

He'd laughed and hugged you tight, wrapping both arms around you and watching as you carefully marked up a slices for both of you.

"How big of a slice?" You giggle as he beams grabbing a small plate.

"A quarter?" He asks hopefully and you shake your head as you cut him a little less than a quarter, but huge regardless. He helps you maneuver the slice from the cake to the plate, immediately picking it up and taking a a huge bite with a hum of delight.

"I thought I'd forgotten something important." He'd said around his large slice, chocolate fudge buttercream melting on contact with his skin.

You snorted, handing him a napkin. "I suppose it's a bit like a birthday."

He pauses, missing the fudgy-smudges around his cheeks with the napkin. "Could... could we make today my birthday?" He asks quietly.

You were surprised at his ask but realised that if he couldn't remember his own name, it was likely he could have forgotten his own birthday too.

Giving him a reassuring smile, you shrug. "I mean, sure. It's your birthday I guess. But that means I haven't got you a card. Or a gift."

"I'll let you have a do over tomorrow?"

"No way!" You huff playfully. "If it's your birthday today, I'll go get you something small and a card right now."

You rush away from him, making your way to the door and grabbing your keys.

"Happy birthday!" You call, leaving him munching and laughing in the kitchen. "I'll be back soon!"

Your stranger hadn't been able to remember his real name and had been uneasy when it came to any other names he may have been called, so one of your first - most important - memories together had been picking out a name for him.

"I've always liked James," you'd told him absently, looking at the top 100 baby names Google had provided. He had frowned, said it sounded wrong, and browsed through the list again.

You had rolled your eyes playfully with a sigh, watching him ponder what name suited him best. "You could always try a name for a few days and if you don't like it we could try another?"

The nameless man has a ghost of a smile on his lips. "That's a good idea. But I think I've decided."

"Oh?" Your interest piques. "What is it? Come on, share with the class."

His chest swells, clearly proud of his choice. "Steve."

"Steve?" Your face drops and you try to pick it up before he notices.

"It's right here," he points to the list. "Apparently it became quite popular for a bit a few years ago."

"Steve." You say again and you stranger turns to look at you.

Then he frowns.

"No. Steve isn't right for me."

You tried to conceal your sigh of relief but are more baffled by people naming their babies Steve. It's an old man name.

He'd gone through multiple lists, more and more frustrated that he couldn't find one that he liked the sound of. You couldn't imagine the turmoil and consoled him when tears of frustration began to form along his lashline.

"Hey," you said softly, rubbing his back soothingly. "You don't have to choose right now. Come on, we'll watch a movie and chill out."

The movie, as it happened, was Home on the Range. All it took was a cartoon horse to be introduced for your nameless pal to announce that that was the right name.

"Buck?" You asked, pausing the movie. Your stranger grinned.

"That sounds good." He nods. "Buck."

"After the horse?" You chuckle and he began to laugh.

"He seems cool."

"It's a horse." You snort. "Alright Bucky Boy - Buck it is."

His cheeks burn as you press play, something about your little nick name for him already stirring up emotions he couldn't quite place. Familiarity. Affectionate.

Home.

You stood looking at the birthday cards awkwardly. You'd rushed out without much of a second thought to your nearest department store, picked up a gift (a puzzle, he liked those) but for some reason, the card was the stickler.

You wanted to avoid the boyfriend, partner and lover category - but that left you with very few options other than boring cards with very little to offer in terms of decals and sweet phrases. You settled instead on a card with a cheesy pun, hoping it was enough, and picked up some gift wrap, scissors and tape to wrap the new puzzle in the car and you even managed to score a pen from a very kind cashier to scrawl a birthday message.

Wrapping his gift in your car was harder than it looked but it would be worth it to make his day another bit brighter. As you drove home, you still couldn't believe that this was your life now. You'd pretty much adopted a grown man. A stray.

Who'd named himself after a cartoon horse.

You smiled to yourself, watching the streets go by. You hadn't told your friends or parents how you'd found him, bleeding out in your tub late one night, only that he was a friend of a friend who needed help. You knew that if you had there'd be police involvement, your friends would say you were willingly inviting a potential serial killer into your home (which, after watching so much true crime you should have known better) but you three months later you're alive and kicking, celebrating his makeshift birthday.

You rushed into the house, excitement getting the better of you, singing obnoxiously loud.

"Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday dear Buck-eeeeee! Hap-"

Your voice dies mid-song as you burst into the kitchen. It's a mess. Buck's cake is splattered and there's a puddle of something that you wished was really chocolate syrup. There's a few bloody handprints along your wall, splatters of what you really wish were red paint everywhere. But no Buck.

"Buck?" You call out as if it's utterly normal, the shock of seeing a wrecked kitchen and blood making you act almost blind, unwilling to look back to see if you missed any signs of a break-in, to look in another room to see if there's a body.

You don't want to know if there's a body.

Swallowing a sob of fear, you scan the destroyed kitchen. A knife is missing from the block. Not good. But, now that you've focused yourself, it looks like the kitchen has been the scene of a fight or struggle, not destroyed in the search of valuables.

Then, Bucky emerges from the back door. His shirt is torn in parts, his face is bloody, knuckles of his organic arm bruised. You're on him in seconds, holding him, checking his face and watching his soul return to his eyes.

"Are you okay? What... what happened Buck?" You ask frantically. "Do we need to call the police?"

"No. I handled it." He says absently. "Sorry about the mess. I should clean this up."

You jerk his face to you speaking sternly. "Fuck the kitchen, Buck. Are you okay?"

"I..." His blue eyes flicker to yours and he swallows thickly, still unused to someone caring for him. "I'm fine."

"What happened in here?" You say, voice softer now, swiping your thumbs across his cheeks. "Where did you go?"

"Don't worry about it." He says firmly. "We're safe now."

"Safe from what? From who?"

He presses his forehead to yours eyes fluttering shut. It's so sudden you freeze up for a second before pressing your forehead back, tears welling with relief as you close your eyes as well.

"Dont worry about it." He murmurs, wrapping his arms around you. "We're safe. That's all that matters."

You don't know when your arms wrap around him, or for how long you remain entwined in the messy kitchen. What you do know, however, is that he's keeping something from you.

And you don't want to know what.

Taglist

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[prince-rowan-of-the-forest]

Thank you (again) to @fangirlwriting-stories for the tag!!! I love these :D

1. How many works do you have on Ao3?

61!  

2. What's your total Ao3 word count?

573,015

3. What fandoms do you write for?

Only Sanders Sides at the moment - I usually only really write for one fandom at a time, haha. Though technically hell's belles too? Because of the crossover?

4. What are your top 5 fics by kudos? 

I hate that I wrote for the bnha fandom - my lovely tss fics have been entirely outshined (if you go and find these fics I will personally steal every left sock you own.).

These are all My Hero Fics, please go give my TSS fics some kudos and love before I cry.

5 -Cuddles at Midnight, with 529

4 - Objective : Initiate Hitoshi Shinso, with 566

3 - The Adopt A Hero Foundation, with 852

2 -New Beginnings, with 3187

1 - Not Cut Out For Heroics, with 7851.

5. Do you respond to comments?

I do! I always try to, at least on all my SaSi fics, I don't really respond to comments on the bnha fics anymore unless someone says something particularly interesting because I can't stand to look at them.

6. What is the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?

I don't write angsty endings, really :/ please correct me if I'm wrong but I don't think I've ever written anything with a particularly sad ending?

7. What's the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?

Also pretty hard to choose because theres so many dndjkxkdd dnjdjxsk possibly 'Across Land and Water'?

8. Do you get hate on fics?

I have only got hate comments like a couple of times and every time they were really fucking pathetic. So... Take that as you will, lol.

9. Do you write smut? If so, what kind?

I don't, but I'd really like to, if I can ever work myself up to it haha. There's not enough monsterfucking in the tss fandom when there's more than enough opportunities.

10. Do you write crossovers? What's the craziest one you've written?

I don't usually write crossovers, In my brain I don't see the point in rewriting the story of one thing but with the characters of another?

But! I love fandom fusions, which I guess is a subcategory of crossover? Which is just, when I add the characters of one fandom into the setting of the other, keeping the original's storyline and characters the same.

I've only actually written one of these - my hell's belles crossover/fusion! Which I love very much!

11. Have you ever had a fic stolen?

Not that I'm aware of, haha, I have found some of my art on Pinterest though.

(where the fudgecakes is question 12??)

13. Have you ever co-written a fic before?

I've written a few things with @viola-halogen , none of them have ever seen the light of day lol (as far as I remember?), but they were all incredibly fun. I also used to rewrite angsty fic endings (with permission from the authors) with two other people who were both very awesome. Those are still on wattpad somewhere.

14. What's your all-time favourite ship?

Honestly don't have one? Not an all time favourite. It always depends on what fandom I'm in? So currently it's Prinxiety, or Roceit, or Anaroceit. When I was in the bnha fandom it was tododeku. Etc.

15. What's a WIP you want to finish but doubt you ever will?

Most of them?

I'm honestly so sad I don't think I'll ever finish Crown Princes and Butterfly Wings. I'll probably never 'finish' my New Year's AU, and there's been so many wips sat in my doc for almost a year that I don't think I'll finish :(

16. What are your writing strengths?

This is so hard to answer, I'm having a bit of a 'i hate everything I'm doing' moment rn, cndjdksks - I love writing dialogue, and I love character design/backstory creation and AU worldbuilding.

17. What are your writing weaknesses?

Executing the plot I came with. Sticking to my fucking plans (the fics are always worse when I improvise xndjkdks)

18. Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language for a fic?

I feel like it can be done well? And it's always cool - at least if the author provides some kind of translation so I can actually still follow the fic.

I don't do it personally because I don't know any other languages and feel like I'd probably offend someone if I Google translated it.

19. First fandom you wrote for?

Technically? Either the Rainbow Magic book series or this one mermaid kids book series I don't quite remember the name of. When I was really little. My first fanfic that I knew was fanfic was Aphmau.

20. Favorite fic you've written?

Ribbons and Rainstorms, by a mile. Go read it if you haven't, I love it so much!!!!

Tagging: @viola-halogen (If you want to, just because I already tagged you in this post lol), , @naminethewriter, @edupunkn00b, @prodigal-explorer <3

[jdopes-recorder]

HOBI HOBI HOBI HOBIIII

I MADE IT TO THE PREMIER IM SO HAPPYYYYYY

THE SONG IS SO GOOD 

I STARTED GETTING ALL TEARY FUDGECAKES :((

EVERYTIME I WALK EVERYTIME I MOVE EVRYTIME I LOVE AS(ITS?) ALWAYS FOR US FUWGORWGBLJENGOHG4OGFQEBG

EXCUSE ME IF THE ORDER OF THAT IS WRONG BUT THE LYRICS ARE RIGHT

AND JCOLE’S VERSE IS SO NIIICCCCCEEEEEE

except for that one word....that not all of us can say so we’ll have to shut up then

STREAM PEOPLE STREAM

[nanenna]

Jack and Maddie were just heading upstairs for a snack break when the house phone rang. Maddie slotted herself in against the wall while Jack started digging through the fridge. “Fentonworks, Doctor Madeleine Fenton speaking.”

“Hello! This is Superman, with the Justice League. I have news about your son.”

“The Justice League? Well that’s just wonderful! Jack, honey, it’s the Justice League, the want to talk about Danny!”

“The Justice League? About time they finally noticed all of Danno’s hard work! He’s real hero material!”

Maddie hushed her husband, they weren’t allowed to talk about him being Phantom unless the other party already knew. It was hard, they were so proud of how their son had stepped up to defend the town, and open up entire new horizons in ghost studies to them! And their new daughter too! “What did you want to talk about Danny, exactly?”

“Well the good news is he’s safe, we rescued him from his kidnappers.”

“Kidnappers?” Maddie blinked, completely confused. “Honey, did something happen to Danny? The Justice League says he was kidnapped. Isn’t he at school?”

“Let’s go check the Ghost Logs!” Jack thundered back down the stairs to the lab.

Maddie did a quick check on the phone before following him down, thank the ancients for cordless handsets. “Jack, dear, there aren’t any missed calls.

“I assure you, ma’am, your son is here with us. He’s currently asleep.”

“Well that’s just odd, the school should’ve called us! I’m going to have to have a word with the principal after this!”

“There were a few spikes last night,” Jack said while scrolling through the ghost log. “Looks like we had an incursion last night that good ol’ Danno took care of, but there was another spike less than an hour after he got back, nothing since.”

“Alright, honey, now let me just put this on speaker so we can both talk to Mr. Superman at the same time.”

“Wonderful idea, fudgecakes.”

Maddie did just that, setting the handset down so they could be near it. “Now, tell us exactly what’s going on, please.”

“Right,” Superman sounded a bit nervous. “Last night we apprehended a cult summoning the Ghost King, but unfortunately we weren’t in time to stop the ritual. Your son was there, we believe the cult was using him either as a sacrifice or a host for the Ghost King, and even more unfortunately it looks like it worked.”

“I’m sorry, you think the Ghost King is overshadowing Danny?” Maddie asked skeptically.

“Overshadowing?” Superman asked in confusion before slowly stated, “Yes… we believe the Ghost King is… overshadowing Danny.”

“Well that just doesn’t make sense,” Maddie said emphatically. “The Ghost King is currently locked up in the Sarcophagus of Forever Sleep.”

“I… how did you know that?” Superman asked.

“Everyone in Amity knows that,” Maddie said matter of factly. “And not only that, I doubt Danny’s actually being overshadowed.”

“He’s really good at getting ghosts out of overshadowed people,” Jack said proudly. “Doesn’t even need the gauntlets!”

“Where are you?” Maddie plowed on, “We have some tools we can bring just to be safe. Jack, be a dear and go get the Fenton Ecto Detecto and that Specter Deflector Danny modified.”

Superman sputtered, “You can’t just-”

“And why not?” Maddie asked, an edge of steel in her voice. “Right now it sounds like you’re holding our minor son without his parents present to advocate for him. Not to mention this sounds like a ghost situation and we happen to be ghost experts. Now, where is our son?” Maddie asked that last question oh so sweetly.

Superman gulped, “I’ll send someone to come escort you.”

-_-_-

Jack and Maddie strode confidently through the halls of the Justice League base. They hadn’t been told which base it was or where, but that hardly mattered if their son was on it. A man in a dirty trenchcoat that reeked of cigarette smoke met them halfway there.

“Did you tell them everything?” he asked Batman, who had been escorting them since they arrived through that fascinating teleporter.

“Ask Superman,” Batman replied.

“I’m sorry, who are you?” Maddie asked, not bothering to slow down to address this stranger.

“Name’s Constantine, occult consultant.” He looked the pair of scientists up and down, he had the same expression many people had right before calling them quacks. Well, the feeling was mutual, Maddie had to hold herself back from rolling her eyes and scoffing. Occultist indeed.

“Superman said some cult was trying to summon the Ghost King and Danny is involved somehow.”

“Not trying, they actually did it. So far as we can tell your son was used as his anchor, right now we’re trying to figure out how to get the tyrant out without killing him.”

Maddie suspected something, but she would keep her peace until they had more proof.

“Since the tyrant was summoned right out of the Sarcophagus of Eternal Slumber-”

Maddie did roll her eyes at that.

“... we think he’s asleep and hasn’t realized he’s out yet. So long as your son stays asleep it’s likely to stay that way. Hopefully we can get the king out soon.”

“Oh, if Danny is being overshadowed we have our ways.” She doubted it, Danny had said any ghost that tried to overshadow him only ever managed a few minutes at most. He seemed to think his will was too strong, but she suspected it had more to do with his body already being possessed by his own ghost. Not that she would test that theory, not even if there were actually a way to do it.

“That’s right,” Jack agreed eagerly. “We brought up the Specter Deflector Mark II! If Danny is being overshadowed we just put this on and that nasty ghost will be spit right out!”

“Not all ghosts are nasty,” Maddie reminded Jack absently.

“Of course, sweetie! But this is the Ghost King, we already know he’s nasty.”

“How do you know that?” Constantine asked.

Maddie ignored him as she walked through the door Batman had just opened. Inside was a dim bedroom with all the personality of a hotel room. She pulled out the Fenton Ecto Detecto and activated it. After a brief scan, the screen lit up with the results. Maddie leaned over and held the device so Jack could lean down and read it with her.

“Hmmm…” Jack said softly, “these readings seem within Danno’s norms.”

Maddie nodded along, “If there were another ghost the readings should be higher, even if they were hiding inside him somehow.”

“What do you mean another ghost?” Superman, who had joined their group just outside the bedroom, asked with a furrowed brow.

Maddie ignored him, “Should we try the belt or just wake him up?”

“Wake him up, of course! Danny, you’re late for school.”

“Huh, what?” Danny snorted awake, then looked around blearily.

Maddie reached over and flipped on the light, “You’re late for school, you already missed first period.”

Danny scrambled out of bed, “Shit! I didn’t finish that essay either! Kitty and Johnny had another fight and I had… to… where are we?” Danny stopped and spun around, taking in the room. Then he looked towards the door and slunk over to Maddie’s side.

She gently pat Danny on the head as he tried to hide behind her despite being the same height as her now. He was growing up so fast! “It’s alright, honey, the Justice League says you got kidnapped by a cult? And they rescued you?”

Danny looked over at Jack, to the doorway, then back to Maddie. “A cult?”

Maddie looked back to the doorway, where Batman and Superman were both staring intently at that Constantine fellow. “He… you… but we saw… what?”

“Perhaps the summoning failed when you broke the cult’s circle?” Maddie asked oh so sweetly. “Those things are notoriously unstable.”

���Unstable?!” Constantine asked, clearly offended.

Batman frowned, “It is possible the Ghost King lost his link to the mortal world when Danny fell back asleep after we broke the circle.”

Constantine groaned, “Yes, that’s true. But! That doesn’t explain him being dead.”

Danny flinched, Maddie held him closer and cooed to her boy while Jack moved to stand between them and the doorway. “Now listen here!”

“Danny had a near death experience a year ago,” Maddie cut in before Jack could get any more steam going. “We didn’t find out about it until recently because Danny and his friends covered it up, believing they’d get in trouble.” She did an exaggerated eye roll, “Teenagers!”

“We’re just glad our Danno is doing better now.” Jack ruffled Danny’s hair affectionately.

When Danny smiled and practically purred under the affection Maddie couldn’t help feeling a stab of guilt, a whole year and a half of Danny hiding everything from them because he was just a scared kid with too much responsibility thrown at him. Well things were getting better now, she hoped this nonsense wouldn’t interrupt that.

“Well, now that that misunderstanding is out of the way, I think it’s time we took our son home, he’s clearly just been through a traumatic event.”

Danny groaned, “I think it’s already too late for that math test, Mr. Lancer said he’ll fail me.”

“Don’t worry, Danny-boy!” Jack ruffled Danny’s hair once more, “We’ll call in and excuse your absence, it’s not your fault you got kidnapped in the middle of the night by some wacko cultists!”

“I’m sure someone from the Justice League will be happy to vouch for you as well,” Maddie said while glaring at the three men still standing in the doorway.

“Of course,” Batman said gruffly. “If you’ll follow me, I’ll go talk to Danny’s school personally.”

“There, see? And now you’ll have the rest of today to finish that essay and any other homework you have. I’m sure one of your friends will be by later with any other assignments you missed.”

Danny sighed, but let himself be guided out of the room by Maddie.

It wasn’t until later, when all three were safely home and Danny had had a chance to shower and put on his regular clothes that Maddie finally sat him down to ask the question that had been burning at the back of her mind since that first phone call. “Danny, sweetie, why did the ritual to summon the Ghost King snag you?”

Danny shrugged, “No idea, I didn’t even know I could be summoned.”

Maddie pursed her lips, she didn’t like that her boy could be summoned, occultists had such a slapdash understanding of how things worked. “Do you know anyone who might know what’s going on?”

Danny sheepishly held up the thermos that had been clipped to his pants. “Well, I know two. And if they don’t know I can think of a couple others we can ask.”

Maddie smiled brightly. “Wonderful! Go get your father, I’ll warm up the Specter Speeder and we can head to the Ghost Zone.”

“Okay.” Danny re-attached the thermos and hopped up to go find his dad. Maddie smiled as she watched him go. Then the smile fell as she made her way down into the lab. She really didn’t like the implications of what they’d been told, poor Danny already had shouldered far too much responsibility, she didn’t like the idea of adding a crown to that. But if that was the case they would face it together, as a family.

Sleepy King

The Justice League Dark caught wind of a cult trying to summon the Ghost King. A being with power so terrible and great, that all of the chaotic Infinite Realms feared him. A true tyrant. Long ago it took the effort of ghosts equal to gods to seal him away into a permeant slumber.

And now this cult wishes to wake him and bring him to the living realm. It was a race against the clock to find the ritual site and all members were called on board, magic or not. Even Constantine looked stressed.

They did find the site.

But it was too late, the ritual was completed. The entire inner circle of runes glowed before being swallowed in a column of green light. The air filled with static and a ringing that made Supergirl crumble to the ground.

The light dissipated, but there was no great figure or being of pure evil. Instead there was a boy, a teenager. He laid on the ground curled up in his sleep. He was a ghost no doubt, dressed in regal clothing.

Despite this when he stirred, everyone froze. It seemed the cold hard ground woke him up. He got up slowly and yawned, revealing his sharp fangs. Once sat up he opened his bleary eyes to look around. He looked confused and tired, really tired.

"Where am I?" He mumbled. "I was trying to get some sleep." Constantine internally screaming, latches onto that last sentence. He glances over to Batman. He caught that last part too. Batman approaches calmly and crouches down in front of the boy king. Hardening his resolve, Batman takes on a gentle tone.

"Hey kiddo, sorry we woke you. Lets get you back to bed yeah?" The boy nodded in agreement. He pulled himself to his feet before looking around in a circle. "Where did my blanket go?" He asked rather sadly. Batman is quick to shed his own cape and drape it over him. "You can borrow my cape until we get you a new one." He nodded again, pulling the black fabric around himself.

John quickly summoned a portal door, while Batman led the King through it. John threw looks around at everyone. Everyone could tell he was mouthing the words. 'Find me a fucking blanket now'

Running on the logic of getting the king away from Earth, away from graves and the undead, that could give him power. The portal led to the Watch Tower.

Batman took advantage of the King's bleary state to send a base wide alert for all noncritical members to evacuate immediately. With a priority that death adjacent members leave first. "The stars are pretty." Bruce looked at the boy staring out the window in wonder. He almost looked like a normal kid, almost.

"Yeah they are, it's pretty late so we should get you back to bed." He nodded, going along with Batman's gentle coaxing.

He takes the boy to an unused bedroom. Making sure the room isn't dusty and that lights are dimmed. He glances back to see about a dozen different leaguers all holding blankets, one thought to bring extra pillows. The bed was pretty barren with only a single pillow and a thin bedsheet. So Bruce took a thick duvet, one of the fluffier blankets and a second pillow from his team before shooing them away.

The boy ended up keeping his cape, mumbling how it was warm. He tucked the boy in, before quietly exiting the room and turning off the light. He was pretty sure the King fell back to sleep before he even reached the light switch.

After the door shut, he made direct eye contact with John. "Constantine." They needed to figure out what the hell was going on.

[nicoscowboyhat]

PJO/HoO/ToA characters as things me and/or my friends have said

a lot of these are discord messages bc we haven't seen each other in person in a while :( some of the ones at the end are from a notebook i had though where i would write down the funny shit we would say. came in handy lmao

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Clarisse: i would've been a heavyweight for a cheerleader and thrown some hoes

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Arrow of Dodona: Thou side bitches art foul for i despise thy hairstyle

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Octavian: i love how i'm just automatically the misogynist

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Percy: hey guys i can make my dick invisible

Jason: NO FUCKING WAY

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Nico: ill fucking kill you. squash you like bug

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Leo: piper wants a smoothie. a smoothie i shall make

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Lester: hey besties pro tip: don't make brownies in the microwave

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Annabeth: ayo ive got like. reverse appendicitis rn tell me some comforting shit 🔫🔫

Percy: you're sec c, don't die

Annabeth: ty

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Percy: aw shitttt almond butter and jelly on da everything bagel

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Leo: Vigarous gay sex

Jason: Vigorous is spelled with an O.

Piper: sexo gay vigoroso

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Meg: don't worry

Lester: i will worry if i so please

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Will: but i don't think you can kill monkeys

Nico: you can but they put up a pretty good fight

Will:

Nico: oh you mean like legally

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Ethan: my power went out while i was sleeping

Luke: lmao loser

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[the gang is arguing about some guy eating white chicken. like literally snow white. not boiled, WHITE]

Clarisse: well the whole point is that it's not raw and the man took a bite and it wasn't

Silena: he died later that week clarisse

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Percy: foo fighters in algebra what will happen next

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Octavian: dick an d balls

Reyna: No politics in chat plz!

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Luke: submerges into the spin cycle

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Luke: god

Ethan: is always watching

Luke: hope he didn't see me push that elderly woman down the stairs

Ethan: definitely did

Luke: shit

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Grover: fuck school i just wanna play animal crossing 😡😡 enough of this "physical education" shit i am planting tulips 😡😡😡

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Connor: i'm going to throw up into someone's mouth like a bird

Travis: as you should king

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Harley: [holding out a decapitated rubber chicken filled with grape juice] would you like a drink from the chicken chalice?

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[everyone's name was changed in a discord server]

Nico: why is my name spaghetti i just realized this

Hazel: we're all sketti here

Nico: ah

Nico: i thought it was so you knew who to kill when the italian genocide came around

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Leo: penis

Piper: sometimes

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Jason: i have chronic cool guy syndrome

Frank: is it contagious? i'm feeling a cough

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Reyna: just heard octavian speak day ruined

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Will: CISHET MAN ALERT 🤢🤢

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Percy: bro what if we went to japan

Grover: AHAH I WAS EATING CHEESEBALLS WHATS THE CONTEXT??

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Jason: how's octavian been doing? has he gotten worse?

Reyna: he's pretty much the same. considering driving a semi truck into his house.

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Percy: yo did u do work?

Annabeth: no but thank u for asking

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Luke: pillage an empire to assert dominance

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Nico: Noose?

Will: Nooses are not very hot nico

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Will: thor got that gay little bridge

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Annabeth: i'm gonna put my alphabet soup in numerical order

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Leo: pog to your mother

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Will: [sends a drawing he made of jar jar binks with kylo ren's outfit + lightsaber that says "meesa finish what youssa started"]

Everyone:

Will: react

Will: react to jar jar

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Luke: you ever just,,, eat someone on accident

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Jason: yo gamma your fam still vibin?

Jason, 2 seconds later: that felt gay to type

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Thalia: crimbo this year is gonna be litty titties

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Thalia, 12 am on christmas day: merry shitscream my dudes

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Nico, 10 years old: i have question

Nico: please

Nico: bro

Nico: q,ueshtun

Nico: kweshtin

Nico: i've just one

Nico: query

Nico: pleabse

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Clarisse: you sound like gay cat in the hat

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Kayla: BIG BOYS BIG STEPS

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Meg: words are for CHUMPS

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Luke: i'm laughing because i ran over a cat yesterday and i can't stop thinking about it

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Nico: yo titties are gross

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Frank: please don't spoil cinderella

Leo: she loses her slipper

Frank: does she ever get it back???!?

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Piper: [surfer voice] fudgecakes, dude

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Will: i watched star wars in the bathroom... probably tmi but i don't care

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Coach Hedge: you're trash. i will run you over

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Lester: please stop singing miss mary mack!

Meg: i hope you get dragged my miss mary mack.

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Percy: [singing] i wanna be the mayonnaise to your bologna, wanna be the cheese to your macaroni

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Octavian: i'm above everyone! except, um... triangles. they scare me

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Luke: my mom asked me what i wanted for dinner and i said "chinese food" and she said "how about olive garden" i said "MAY i SAID CHINESE FOOD"

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Nico: my mom died [default dance]

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Connor: the thing is, i didn't ask.

Travis: damn bro that really hurt my feelings

Connor: i'm sorry bro i didn't mean to hurt your feelings

Travis: it's ok i lied

Connor: that's ok i did too

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Reyna: [clone high JFK voice] bitches be like "i'm the shit" nah you ain't even the fart

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Lavinia: me having a stroke after inhaling caffeine like it's a tuesday

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Leo: damn girl, you shit with that ass?

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Austin: i'm about to eat a rock. hungry like gertie

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Nico: who is sports? i've never heard of them

Lester: i think it's a band

[hdtropes]

BED SHARING! TROPE for LETTERS BY ELISE!

Title: All the Earnest Young Men

Author: @tepre

Recipient: @lettersbyelise

Pairing(s): Draco/Harry [mentions of past Draco/OMC]

Rating: NC17

Word Count: ~30K

Warnings: Dub-con kiss (one character has a fever); embarrassing behaviour; intercural sex; implied blowjob; mention of anal sex. 

Content/Enticements: So! Here you’ll find: bed sharing, sharing body heat, reluctant partners (well, Harry is—--Draco is, well. You’ll see), non-linear storytelling, humour, a bit of an adventure, sort of a case fic but let’s not call it that, ABSOLUTELY OBNOXIOUS but if-you-ask-me-totally-adorable Draco, to anyone with a degree in The Arts: I’m sorry, Draco may or may not be wearing a cummerbund. 

Summary: All over London portraits are disappearing from their canvases. Auror Harry! Expert-in-Magical-Art-Theory Draco! Running, dancing, falling through ice, accidentally breaking a vase! What’s this paper giraffe doing here? A great time was had by all. 

Author's Notes: Elise! Look, so here’s what happened. I saw that you wanted humour. And banter, and competitive Drarry, and a confident Draco who’s professionally accomplished and sassy street-smart Harry who has an edge of Slytherin to him. I saw that you wanted a spot of pining, and a bit of oblivious!Harry, and then um. Yeah. Let’s just say that all of those things got super hustled together and then I woke up sweaty one night, whispering into the dark of my bedroom, “That’s it! That’s IT!” I frantically wrote down what I thought was a plot but the next morning looked like “portraits?? ICE LAKE!!! --> Draco tweed cloak”. So if at any one point during this wild romp of a fic you find yourself muttering, “what the fudgecake” at the screen, well. Now you know why. It’s my 4am brain who came up with this. What can you do? 4am brain is a weirdo. MANY THANKS TO: M, my wonderous beta, who was ever so patient and ever so kind. E, executive producer of Harry’s chest. And other M, who listened to Draco’s ramblings and giggled. 

Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.

Read it here on AO3!

[pixelburied]

SCREAM ok for a sec I was like, pls tell me I'm not alone in thinking they're cute together!! I cried during the scene where Devi is with her mom & cousin. & also when she fights with her mom cause it hit close to home 💔

LISTEN. I cried at almost every fight with her mom because it’s all too real. Although in my case, I would have been slapped to oblivion before I even got the word Bitch out.

Until now, in my 20s, I still don’t swear around my mother (I use peanutbutter and fudgecakes as swear replacements.)

Also, yes Ben and Devi 💯 the way he notices Devi when she’s not okay, when he didn’t question her choice to move in with his family, when he tried to get her friends to help her. It’s too good. They’re so nice together.

[fudgecake-charlie]

Hi! So this post: a) literally founded my newest piece, b) Has caused me to fall down a very large art hole, so here are EVEN more hermits as renaissance (maybe I don’t know how eras work) paintings– Peter Paul Rubens edition!

TFC as Study of a Head (St Ambrose) Keralis as Daniel in the Lions’ Den but it’s llamas instead False as Joan of Arc, because pretty badass women in armour goes brr Also as Judith mit dem Haupte des Holofernes! Mayor Scar (L) and Bdubs (R) as Venus and cupid,, I just thought it was funny (from left to right,) Mumbo, Grian, Scar, Iskall, and Bdubs (+ phantom) as Die vier Evangelisten Convex!Scar and Cub / Ex and Hels as Democritus and Heraclitus

hermits as rennaisance art as curated by myself and the absolutely amazing @aroaceacacia

xisuma:

da vinci's last supper as jesus sebastiano del piombo's portrait of a man, said to be christopher columbus

grian:

donatello's david wels: donatello's st george false: literally any judith and holofernes but especially artemisia gentileschi's version portia wounding her thigh, elisabetta sirani

cleo:

caravaggio's medusa

duer's minatures because armor stands

joe: van eyck's st jerome in his study iskall: peter paul rubens' two saytrs cub: carravaggio's bacchus bdubs: guercino's john the baptist scar: davinci's lady with an ermine and the ermine is jelly botticelli's calummy of apelles, specifically as the guy in red beef: titian's the crowning with thorns doc: davinci's vitriuvian man el greco's self portrait tfc: da vinci's self portrait da vinci's portrait of a man in red chalk

xb: peiter brugel's hunters in the snow also:

duer's rhinoceros goes to both cub and tango because ravagers

kiss of judas from the scrovegni chapel has civil war vibes

etho and beef or team zit as caravaggio's cardsharps because stat poker

literally all the madonnas as hermits and their pets: gen- "baby jesus is now puppy bishop" Add a tag...

[fudgecake-charlie]

[sits up in a cold sweat] sans and alphys would play osu together as a bonding activity. is this anything

[alessiajontrunfio]

HOOOOLY FUDGING FUDGECAKES I JUST DISCOVERED YOU FUDGING ART AND IT’S FUDGING BEAUTIFUL I HAVE NO FUDGING WORDS

Ooooooooh thaaaank youuuuuuuuuuuuu  soo much!!!! ♥♥♥

[spiritwithinthesand]

CHARACTER INTERVIEW  //  MODERN AU ! !

GENERAL  !

NAME .   Karura NICKNAME .  It’s just Karura for most people. Karu sometimes? AGE .   21 SPECIES .   Human

PERSONAL  !

MORALITY .   lawful / chaotic / good / neutral / evil / true RELIGION .   Eeeehhh--- She’s figuring it out. Give the girl some time. SINS .   greed / gluttony / sloth / lust / pride / envy / wrath  (it’s so weird to answer that part I’m ?? I guess?) VIRTUES .   chastity / charity / diligence / humility / kindness / patience / justice KNOWN LANGUAGES .  Just English and some sprinklings of high school Spanish. SECRETS .   She’s a giant NERD. Much like Elizabeth Swann from Pirates of the Caribbean (mostly the first movie) where she mostly looks the part of a proper lady. Then somewhere in the story you get sprinklings of how much a nerd she is but only if you look close enough.

PHYSICAL  !

BUILD .   scrawny / bony / slender / fit / athletic / curvy / herculean / pudgy / average HEIGHT .   152 cm SCARS  /  BIRTHMARKS .    None really? ABILITIES /  POWERS .  She’s rather charming and usually fun to talk to. At some point, it’s almost disarming. It’s easy to feel comfortable talking to her-- or just Karura listening to someone else talk. Guess that’s a fun sort of power?

FAVORITES !

FOOD .   Chicken biryani DRINK .  Thai milk tea PIZZA TOPPING .   Cheese? COLOR .    Red. MUSIC GENRE .    Electro-Swing BOOK GENRE .    Fantasy or Scifi and horror MOVIE GENRE .     Fantasy or Scifi and horror CURSE WORD .   Maybe just fudgecakes. Cuz the children will hear. SCENTS .  Flowers <3 Like Arabian Jasmine

FUN STUFF  !

BOTTOM OR TOP .  Top? But any which way is good and acceptable SINGS IN THE SHOWER .   YES. LIKES PUNS .  Definitely laughs at the puns and tries to make her own.

TAGGED BY .  no one i just took it TAGGING . @thecorpsecarrier, @akatdollie, @xotosan Other people who would like to do this. I don’t know if there’s anyone else I haven’t tagged.

[alien-witch-fangs-rp]

Heidi Facts: Limbo Dragon and Ex-Nurse versions

She is from Switzerland, has pretty thick accent but not too thick.

She swears in sweet treats. When swearing she becomes a bit of Southern Bell. Ex: "Oh sugar cubes" "aw sweet jelly" "well fudgecakes" "Sweet honey biscuits!" And more

She likes rabbits. As pets. They are cute.

She is extremely naive, with a strong belief that there is good in everyone. That she will ignore most bad things. Most. -things like sexual assault will lead to one, an ass kicking and two, actual swear words- for her limbo dragon self her naivety leads to her dying a lot in her 10 year punishment which lead to her having to restart the cycle.

Her Bunny is called Engel or Poppy, it's probably both.

-limbo dragon- She sometimes forgets that she doesn't have wings anymore, and will thoughtlessly jump from things. Which sometimes leads to her cycle restarting.

She remembers every death, but feels she deserves it even if all her deaths are now starting to make her forget her home.

Her punishment is injust.

-limbo dragon- She has a daughter she can't remember.

She is maybe ace maybe questioning. She's not naive there at least.

She is a bit jumpy.

[keisurou]

i hate tumblr drafts so much rn. wrote like a bloody thousand words and my browser crashed and now everything is fudgecaking gone. 

i want to end myself. 

[hamilton-one-shots]

(Late) Marliza Valentine’s Day

February 14. Valentine's day. Definitely Eliza's favorite holiday, especially with her girlfriend, who always managed to make the holiday more and more special each year. Much to her dismay, she woke up to find her girlfriend missing, a quick inspection revealing that she wasn't even home… Well… Eliza had work that day, anyways… She sighed and got ready, going to work at the bakery she owned and ran with help from a few of her friends, John Laurens and Lafayette. Laf and Eliza baked, then John did all of the decorations and drinks. As soon as she walked in, she was hit with a burst of warmth and she couldn't help but smile. “Good morning, boys!”

“Good morning, ma cherie!”

“Good morning, Eliza! Happy Valentine's day!”

She smiled as she went to the backroom and took off her coat and scarf, switching them out for an apron. Then, she got to work helping Laf bake all sorts of heart shaped treats. Cookies, cakes, brownies, and more. Luckily, they didn't open until lunchtime to make sure everything was always fresh, so they had plenty of time.

“Oh, Eliza, before I forget, I got you something for today.” John smiled and grabbed a small bouquet of six roses from his space in the back, presenting it to Eliza during their downtime before opening.

“Oh, John! They're beautiful! Thank you.” She kissed his cheek and put them back with her stuff, where Laf was waiting.

“I have gotten you flowers as well!” He smiled proudly as she gasped at his dozen roses. “Laf, they're beautiful! Thank you!” She hugged him tightly, then put the roses down with her stuff.

“Of course!”

“Guys, come on! Time to open-” John stopped when he saw the flowers that Laf got Eliza. “You always have to be that much better, don't you?” He smiled, clearly joking.

Laf rolled his eyes. “Oh, hush. Come on. We have to open up!”

The bakery was busier than usual, a lot of orders being placed by rushing husbands and boyfriends.

“I’m glad our partners aren’t so panicky,” John chuckled as he decorated the goods that Eliza baked, Laf staying out front and dealing with the customers.

Eliza sighed. “I haven’t even seen Maria today.. She was gone when I woke up..”

“Oh..” John smiled a bit. “Maybe she’s planning something.”

Eliza nodded. “Maybe..” She sighed. Within minutes, Alexander came into the backroom with them, giving John a quick kiss.

“Alex, how many times have I asked you not to come back here? You know Eliza doesn’t want anyone who doesn’t work here back here.”

Alex rolled his eyes. “That’s the thing. I’m here to give Eliza her present.” He smiled and offered her a bouquet of roses almost identical to the one that John had given her. Again, she smiled and took the roses.

“Thank you. They’re beautiful..”

He nodded. “Of course. By the way, if I were you, I���d be more worried about Herc. He’s out there flirting with Laf again.” Eliza sighed and went out to stop him.

“Herc! Quit distracting Laf from work. You can flirt with him when you two go home.”

Herc grinned. “Alright, sorry. I just can’t believe that I get to go home to this beauty every night.” Laf blushed. Eliza smiled and rolled her eyes playfully.

“You’ve been going home to your beauty for five years.” Herc nodded.

“I know. And I still don’t know how I got this lucky.” Laf giggled and pecked his lips.

“Go back to your shop, mon amour. I’ll see you later.”

Herc sighed dramatically and nodded. “Alright.” He gave Eliza a rose. “Happy Valentine’s Day, kid.”

She smiled and took the rose. “Thanks, Herc.”

Herc nodded and left. By the end of the day, poor Eliza had twenty five roses and no sight of her girlfriend the entire day. She sighed as she got ready to go home and got a text… from Maria.

[Hey, babe <3 Sorry I’ve been MIA...]

[Where have you been?]

[I was setting up a surprise for you]

Eliza couldn’t help but smile. Maybe the day wasn’t hopeless after all… [What kind of surprise?]

[One that may have involved getting four idiots to deliver 25 roses… Check their tags]

Eliza’s eyes went wide and she immediately did what Maria said. Each rose had a number and a letter, with a few exceptions having only a number or a punctuation mark. [Maria, what is this?!]

[: ) Put them in order!]

Eliza giggled loudly, beyond excited, and did as she said, gasping when she read the final message. [MArIa wHAt THe FudGEcakES?!?!_

[Turn around]

She did exactly that with tears in her eyes and there was her amazing girlfriend, kneeling down behind her. “Maria…” She started bawling as Maria began reciting the same words that the roses spelled out, the same words that made it the most special Valentine’s Day, the most special day, in her life.

“Eliza, will you marry me?”

[ao3feed-lokitony]

Twenty Four

read it on the AO3 at http://ift.tt/2j7tlsW

by DeathDragons246, Midnight_Ghoul22

Loki hates having to protect one of the ones who had defeated him almost as much as he hated Odin. But, maybe, he could use this to adavantage. It's a pretty big one after all.

 A little AU I made called Selflessness. (Story better then summary. I swear.)

Big thanks to Midnight_Ghoul22 and my two other helpers/editers, FudgeCakes and Shiiiiiips!

Words: 2109, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies)

Rating: Not Rated

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: M/M

Characters: Loki (Marvel), Tony Stark, Steve Rogers, Thor (Marvel), Natasha Romanov (Marvel), Clint Barton, Bruce Banner, Nick Fury, Pepper Potts, Jarvis (Iron Man movies), Phil Coulson, Odin (Marvel), Frigga (Marvel)

Relationships: Loki/Tony Stark

Additional Tags: Loki & Tony Stark Friendship, Bottom Tony Stark, Top Loki (Marvel), Tony Needs a Hug, Eventual Loki/Tony Stark, Loki (Marvel) Needs a Hug, Loki (Marvel) Feels, Enemies to Friends to Lovers, Fluff and Angst, Angst and Feels, Plot, I'm Bad At Summaries

read it on the AO3 at http://ift.tt/2j7tlsW