#thebitchizer

[time-woods]

dingdingding who wouldve guessed it ! its bill cipher ! wow !

before i settled on thewhole mask thinghe was gonna hav this bigass hat but it clashed with the fur too much so idecided against it

[friendlynaborhooddisapointment]

[farah666]

Divorce Selfie!!

[gouinisme]

je porte un short taille haute and my sister called me fucking obélix i hate it here

[sebsxphia]

Heyy seb.

I have a question.

Wouldyouliketobemymutual? Xx

i’d love to my love! i’d hope i can have you as mine too?! 🥹🫶🏼

[heyyy-its-kayyy]

Hello friends, acquaintances, mutuals, random people on the internet who may see this.

I’m here to rant. About Tara. (Shocker right? Wrong.)

Anyway. This bitch™️ is out here wildin and spreading misery like it’s the flu.

So she comes over to me (in the middle of conversation with another coworker, mind) to interrupt and very condescendingly ask me, “Who’s over on the other tower?”

Now because I was in the middle of conversation with someone, I didn’t hear her. So I was like “Sorry, what?” As one does when they..you know..wanna be nice and actually hear what the other person has said.

The bitch™️ literally scoffs at me. Scoffs. At ME. And then she says “I said. Who..is over..on..the other..tower?” Very slowly. Like I’m a fucking idiot.

And first of all, do not ever talk to me like I’m stupid. I am not stupid and you’ll find out just how many big words I know when I insult you with them and you don’t know what the hell they mean. Try me, hoe.

Second of all, it’s not like I was purposely ignoring you. You came up and interrupted my conversation. That’s not on me.

Even so. Me being the sarcastic (and irritated) person I am responded with “I..don’t..know.” And yeah, you guessed it. Just as slowly.

Now y’all please tell me why this heifer looks and me and is like “well call and check.” Again..like I’m an idiot.

???????????

Miss ma’am, you are just as capable of calling over there to check as I am. And probably less busy considering the fact that you barely do your job enough to qualify as having it. So fuck all the way off with your ‘call and check’ bullshit. I actually have things to do.

I swear to everything that hinges upon my actual sanity, I stared at her for at least 8 seconds. And then I said very calmly (because I was 2 seconds away from punching her in her actual throat) “First of all, don’t talk to me like I’m an idiot. I literally didn’t hear you and was only asking for your clarification to be courteous. Second of all, if you wanna act like a child, I’m gonna treat you like a child and you can walk your lazy ass over there and check yourself.”

When I tell you she makes me want to commit crimes, I don’t mean that in the cutesy be gay and do crimes way. I mean that in a “I’m about to go Kaz Brekker on your ass” way.

Make it make sense.

[mrboy425]

writing character lore (im going to explode everywhere)

[ghostlystyles]

Hii

I have a quick question. Do ya want to collab on my mini series The Injuries We Face? Let me know

Ly xxxxxxx

hi! i’m so sorry, i currently don’t do collabs as i’m quite busy with school and other stuff <3

[nenehyuuchiha]

Chapters: 7/7 Fandom: Batman - All Media Types, DCU, DCU (Comics) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Characters: Jason Todd, Dick Grayson, Tim Drake, Damian Wayne, Stephanie Brown, Cassandra Cain, Alfred Pennyworth, Bruce Wayne, may add more as story progresses, Roy Harper, Koriand'r Additional Tags: Fluff and Angst, who knows when the angst will come though, Bat Family, Jason-centric, Jason tried to bond with his family but his humor is too fucking dark, Resurrected Jason Todd, Hurt/Comfort, jason angst Summary:

Jason thinks it's funny, okay so he thinks his everyone's reaction to his dark humor is funny. Whatever, it's the same thing. Everyone was way too serious in this goddamn family.

[bitchesgetriches]

heyyyyyy Bitches! I know y’all do 1:1 consults. Is that something I could use for myself and book a separate one as gift to a sibling just starting out?

Absolutely, my lamb! And what a thoughtful gift! Just make sure your giftee knows that we reserve the right to write up their consultation as a case study (anonymized, of course) so we can help others learn from the experience too.

For 1:1 consultations, email us at thebitches (at) bitchesgetriches.com

[umbreonwolfy]

15 people, 15 questions

Aaahh, thank you for the tag, dears! @xceanlynx and @awiniverse love doing these haha~

1. are you named after anyone?

Nope! I'm just a metal haha

2. when was the last time you cried?

This morning haha! Happy tears tho. Two of my closest friends sent me really sweet messages casue of the holidays and I was very touched.

3. do you have kids?

Nope. Closest thing I'll probably ever have is my niece, cause we joke she's my kid anyways.

4. what sports do you play/have you played?

I was a runner and a dancer growing up (I absolutely count dancing as a sport). I focused on Hip-hop, Tap, and Jazz mostly when I was at a studio. I did some other sports too but never for very long.

5. do you use sarcasm?

Mmm, sometimes? I'm more of a pun/silly jokes kind of guy tbh.

6. what’s the first thing you notice about people?

Usually their voice or what they're wearing (I look out for people whos fashion is cool to me or if they have things on them that are similar to my interests)

7. what’s your eye color?

Brown~

8. scary movies or happy endings?

Happy endings all the way.

9. any talents?

Hhhmmm, I guess my improv dancing?

10. where were you born?

USA -_-

11. what are your hobbies

Crafting (sewing, embroidery, collages, things like that), dancing, singing, and writing.

12. do you have any pets?

Not yet! I just moved into a new place that allows pets so I'd really really like to get a dog soon.

13. how tall are you?

5'6" (167cm) I think anyways. It's been a long time since i was measured haha

14. favorite subject in school?

Math, Chemistry and Psychology!

15. dream job

I wanted to be a vet for a LONG time growing up. Now I'd love to be able to do something just part time like work at a bowling alley or train dogs or just work with numbers/spreadsheets.

No pressure tags: @ykimchi @distressedplantmom @mbjw @suburbanlegnd @l3visbby @slippedawayintoamomentintime @q2-taehyun @christmasslights @coffeeisaritual @sadwetcatray @lesseraphins @p3rih @kabuki-after-midnight @thedankestone @seal-sleepover @another-shameless-fangirl @terrendactyl @lars-theman-themyth-thebitch @scumbag-ish @starryoong @these-emo-thoughts @dramalets

[you-wanted-anarchy]

*notices hes twisted in a fucking helix*

“huh. thats neat.”

@theboy-thebitch-thelegend

[sebsxphia]

Hi could you please add me to the tag list I love your stories BTW xx

yes of course my love!! thank you so much for letting me know!! 💖💖

are there any characters in particular or everything and all?? 🥹💌

[beomiracles]

WGAT THE FUCK THE LINK DIDNT SEND THEBITCH

STFUUU GET IT TO ME

[telnaga]

all thebitches that live with me love to take naps at times they know i am experiencing untoward suffering and that the cats need fed

[ghostlystyles]

Heyyyyy me again <3 Ghost Lock is finished I just wanted to say a huge thanks for letting me magpie the ghost lock bit. It helped me because then I had a base to write it on. Anyways thanks again love ya 😘

ahh so glad to hear that!! it’s no problem <3