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[copepods]

i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there's a slug on their plant and so you're like "Oh haha you've got a friend there let me get that for you" and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is "would you like this free slug with your purchase"

[tenderwatches]

sometimes you need dialogue tags and don't want to use the same four

[szczekaczz]

Henriëtte Ronner-Knip, A dog and her puppies

[homunculus-argument]

This counts as vent art.

[junglejim4322]

Straight guys who use tumblr are the funniest people ever literally how did you end up here

[broadacre]

Quick reminder that it's always morally correct to punch nazis.

[iamthetruestrepairman]

women’s bodies weren’t “made” to do anything, nature didn’t “intend” anything, no human action is “unnatural” and there is no inherent “purpose” to a human life

[mobgoblin]

Queued right up for it

[electricpurrs]

he's like a patron saint to me

[opera-ghost]

[corviiids]

btw it is sexy and cool to uplift and admire people who have skills you wish you had without using their ability as a stick to beat yourself with. even and especially if you are jealous of them.

[molqr]

lets be carried by mama

[kawareo]

Art snobs are actually a thousand times less annoying than people who respond to everything with "it's not that deep bro"

[time-to-leave-machine]

people will say "why cant the eldritch gods just be nice to humans :((" and then kill a bug for existing near them

[doglover43]

take your kids to work day!!