#therapist spiderman

[brown-spider]

Real talk tho that therapist Spider-Man needs to get fired cuz what the hell was that.

That was so insensitive like bro you aren't even funny 💢

[stitchedspider]

someone asked me to draw the spot getting therapy. hes getting read like a book 5 minutes into the session

[clownsphysics]

I don't think he likes being a therapist guys

[wazzappp]

@robbed-ghost YES. AMAZING SUGGESTIONS 10/10

[harveyb-wabbit92]

R/n: You all use humor to deflect trauma.

Spiderman-Noir: Thank you.

R/n: …I didn’t say that was a good thing.

A wizard Spiderman: What we’re hearing is, you think we’re funny.

Random Spider-girl: And just fine!

{The other spiders hum in agreement as R/n locks eyes with Spider-Shrink (or Therapist Spiderman), who was shaking his head in disappointment she offered him a sip from her flask and he nearly emptied the whole thing.]

[putting-the-spot-in-places]

Send that man to therapy. Or Vegas

The Spot in Therapy, Spiderverse

[arrow-of-ravenclaw]

Therapist Spider-Man(Michael Rianda) from across the spiderverse also played Aaron Mitchell in the Mitchell’s vs the machines. He’s hilarious in 2/3 of my favorite 2020s animated movies.

[x-authorship-x]

Spider!Shisui meeting HOPE!Shisui be like

HOPE!Inoichi: Now I have two sons

But also

HOPE!Inoichi: I'm extremely worried about your mental state

Spider!Shisui: :)

Spider!Shisui: hey I literally spoke to Spider!Therapist on the way here!

Before:

Therapist!Peter: there you are, Oni, have you considered taking up my offer of an introductory consultation to discuss your feelings-

Spider!Shisui: AGHRHHHHHHHHHH *jumps through the portal*

[rui-drawsbox]

Another spidersona, more selfinsert than anything jsjdhfs

"The adventurous Spiderwoman!" is a choose your own adventure saga of books (suitable for ages thirteen and up)

she's also the 67th spiderman to fall for mr o'hara, therapist spiderman is kind of done already

[enobariasteeth]

I know it was for plot/backstory purposes but miguel watching his trauma videos and sending himself into a spiral right before confronting miles is so funny

[brown-spider]

nobody’s gonna fight you on therapist spider-man because everyone knows you’re right dude. Best I can do is disagree with you even on the point that the job would be repetitive because every spider gets the same canon events- imagine you start working with a teen Peter who’s all messed up and he starts talking about his uncle, and you think he’s gonna tell you Ben died in a shooting or something, then he says his uncle got eaten alive by cannibals. Like what do you even do with that.

Honestly yeah this was also my thought like, what if you were wrong Mr. Smart-Ass?? What if his uncle didn't die, what if he was gonna say "disowned me"?? What if he came to therapy to cope with the perpetual distance between him and his uncle after his uncle's near death experience??

Therapist Spider-Man isn't safe from me 😤

...... but also are you SURE you don't wanna joust??? Like, just a LITTLE joust like maybe one round of good ol' honest jousting-

[the-goodkhush]

ok ok i know i was joking when i said miles morales got jumped for having parents but legit that was the actual movie tho like why is miguel so obsessed that miles still has them like mind your own business bro just bc you don’t get to have a daughter doesn’t mean other people can’t have their parents dude if anything be jealous of peter over there maydays the cutest wish you had mayday as a kid dontchu just LOOK AT HER AWWWWWWW

[offonaherosjourney]

I LOVE that some spiderperson, upon meeting a whole legion of alternate versions of themselves, decided to open a diner. "Yeah, you guys save the multiverse, I'll take care of the catering". Mad respect, I would have done the same

[miguelswifey04]

HAHA SOOOOOOOOOOOOO…i love background characters so much & writing fics about them because i know there isn’t enough on tumblr :p

i have a spider-therapist x spider! reader (FLUFF) COMING SOON—TODAY !!

and i have a webslinger x cowgirl! teased HERE

[monochromewater]

Which one is worse: dating comic peter parker or comic matt murdock

[ohfugecannada]

In universe 8311 (spider-ham’s universe) rocket raccoon is just. A regular anthropomorphic space raccoon. Who never got experimented and was just born like that.

He also works as a therapist on a psych ward space station.