#they fucked up his gorgeous hair

[raleigh-edward]

They did my man Seong-hwa dirtyy 😭

[obsessedobsesser]

Sometimes I just want to scream because

DAVID TENNANT'S HAIR

[cicerfics]

Listen, I see Bond as a person who is deeply, fundamentally, self-sacrificially loyal to everyone at MI6 who is loyal to MI6. If they are loyal to the organization, Bond is loyal to them! He will kill and die for them! He will place himself between his colleagues and dangerous individuals! He is very livestock-guardian-coded!

It's just...his enthusiasm for this task varies based on the individual in question. For some (Mansfield!M and Q), he is only too happy to kill and die for them. He is vibrating with the desire to eliminate all threats to their person, and looking for opportunities to fling himself into danger on their behalf.

But for certain other people, like Skyfall/SPECTRE-era Mallory*, Bond's attitude is more like, "...I will kill and die for you, but I won't be happy about it. 😒 It's rotten work. Especially to me. Especially if it's you. I'll do it, but Jesus Christ."

All this is to say, I really want a fic where Mallory has been abducted and Bond (very effectively and efficiently) rescues him, while make it clear the whole time that he views this as a tremendous imposition. Like, he's going to do an absolutely A+ job of rescuing his boss, but he's going to complain about it the whole time.

He's going to sigh so heavily as he cuts through Mallory's bindings and removes his gag. He's going to shake his head so condescendingly as he takes down the baddie standing guard so he can secure Mallory's escape route. He will be bringing this up during every argument he and Mallory have in the future, and he's already making that clear.

Does this fic exist already? Someone please throw me a link if it does.

*As per usual, I am choosing to ignore what NTTD did to Mallory's character

[veyronvenus]

please oscar iam begging u bring this hairstyle back

[nicolasisntwild]

hobart (wip)

[frnkiebby]

fucking~🎃

[immamapletreekid]

ok movie thoughts time

[wyrmway]

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[hekateisconfused]

I received a vision from the gods.....

[divinedeathbed]

Scheduled the finished young michael post. Seeing him w wavy hair makes me go "Oh the wavy hair is so pretty why didn't he keep it that way" and the answer dawned on me. Demetrius didn't like his hair like that. He's kept it straight ever since :')

[derangedratposting]

Going to need more Roma mutuals and to see more Bove love because lawdddd, this man is so damn fine 🫶🏻🫶🏻

WHY IS HE BEAUTIFUL?!? EDOARDO BOVE WHY ARE YOU BEAUTIFUL?!?!

[lukasagitta]

Too many anime boys had excellent hair and that’s why I didn’t find out that I was gay sooner

[starchild--27]

oh nooooo cute boy on the bus did in fact not kiss one of his besties and now he will haunt my brain for the next 2 weeks with stuuuupid romantic scenarios 🫠

[todayisafridaynight]

Who has your favorite hair in Yakuza?

my track record legally requires me to say aoki sorry everyone. but to make it up to everyone my fave hair from the gals is reina's haircut from 0 :)

[dirt-str1der]

One last post because this has literally been keeping me up but it haunts me how ice cold kiryu is. The man is like a fucking robot , like yeah he is the warm and compassionate protagonist of our beloved like a yakuza series who loves to help people and adores his nine kids but he gives zero shits about consequences as long as they all fall onto his shoulders and is a huge fan of abandoning everybody who has ever loved him because he cant just Not have his cake and eat it , he also has to fake his death and run away from it

[fucklestat]

that finale was so life-shatteringly brilliant that i barely had any brainpower left to process how fucking Good my girl looked. like beyond losing my mind over the corsetted drag look i've barely been doing my unpaid job of objectifying that awful blond man. and that's a shame.