#they haven't like ~kissed~ kissed

[aberooski]

The fact that I have the power to make Chazz and Atticus kiss and I have never done that is astounding.

[hierba-picante]

Just two idiots who don't know what to do with their hands during a smooch :]

[diamondsheep]

🌸 But what can i do ? My life's about you 🌸

[kneworder]

well who'da thunk

[iizuumi]

them!

[saltpepperbeard]

Ed and Stede + Staring when the other isn't looking

[harlequinides]

misc da2 doodles from last month

[cupidsbeaux]

hey guys i have my guesses about what this could be referring to but Please i need to know everyone's vibe checks on this. what tragedies do yall see in the future of the suckening?

[territorial-utopia]

Huzzah! It's birthday time! I'm slowly accumulating more and more things I like (latest additions this vest I made and a travel typewriter! Still need to fix the latter one though)

Sure has been a year.

[shotmrmiller]

Saw a nsfw twt of a dude kissing his girl’s pussy like its her lips and I just know Soap or Simon would do that all affectionate 😫

yeah. yeah it is ofc it is 🫠 they give oral super sloppy too. the bed beneath you ends up sodden and you can't tell if it was you or their spit.

[kb11rd]

just me and you

[aprilblossomgirl]

Whose magical power is it really? You're so good at using it.

Cherry Magic Thailand (2023-2024) Episode Nine | Dir. X Nuttapong Mongkolsawas

[science-lings]

Out of every ship i have been invested in, which isn't a whole lot but still, I think that narumitsu is the most justified in being the most painfully slow burn to ever have burned. Like, it's obvious to literally everyone around them that there is something between them but it still takes twenty years to do anything about it. Not because they're stupid but they're both just specific types of fucked up that make getting into a relationship kind of impossible.

They're both seemingly very reluctant to get into any sort of romantic relationships in the first place, one due to general disinterest and a truly incredible amount of emotional constipation, and the other due to his last (and only known) relationship being so fucked up that he kind of gave up on the concept entirely. Them being excruciatingly in denial about being in love for decades is just so in character because they're just Like That.

Their history is also complicated enough to warrant waiting around for each other forever, there's so much baggage and trauma and hurt between them that it's just crazy. They've saved each other and they've hurt each other and they push each other away, they owe each other their lives and their jobs and their hopes. They would do anything for each other but are still pretty justified in being afraid to take the last step into making their relationship not just platonic.

idk it feels like a lot of other ships fall into the infuriatingly slow romance because the characters are too stupid to take a hint and it's just kind of painful after a while but these are the most hilariously repressed characters I have ever seen and while they might be stupid about their own feelings, it's usually stemming from trauma which is far more interesting for me personally lol.

[lovewithoutagony]

i love being an artist bc if my brain demands old men kissing my hands would dive right into it and be done in 40 minutes

[erinwantstowrite]

With "divorced parents vibe" for Tony and Dick, all I can see is the two of them arguing, and Peter in the background like "wow, it's been forever since I've had two living guardians at the same time-"

also, now I'm imagining Alfred and Happy exchanging stories of the dumbest things their billionaire employers have done lol

The stories that Alfred and Happy would tell each other? Holy shit. Need a show where it's just them complaining to each other over a Sunday brunch

[necrotic-nephilim]

bruce and alfred: *thinking they managed to tag team jason into staying the night at the manor* 🤡

tim: *just existing as tantalizing eye candy for jason* 😒

jason: 😏

help i love this i'm cackling-

i think it's funnier if Tim also doesn't know and half the fun for Jason is getting to stare down Tim and make Tim wonder what on earth is going through Jason's head. he'd probably assume it's an intimidation tactic, or Jason thinking about all the ways he wants to kill Tim. it's delightful miscommunication of Tim being wary around Jason, always expecting a fight. and Jason damn well knows it, but he does nothing to correct Tim's assumption. He likes seeing Tim tense and ready to throw hands at a moment's notice. Jason just likes seeing what Tim is capable of, knowing how dangerous the little rich kid is. he wants to see how long he can stare before Tim breaks and asks him what his problem is.

and of course, Bruce, Alfred, and Dick are obvious. Cass is curious but not interfering because she just wants to see where this goes. Bruce is so caught up in the happiness of Jason finally playing nice for once pulling his punches and being willing to listen to Bruce that he's overlooking the obvious tension. Jason hasn't actually hurt Tim yet, so Bruce can't get mad for a little staring. he reminds Tim to just not sink to Jason's level.

when Tim does break and he does call Jason out for it, Jason just makes a lewd comment. just to throw Tim off and see how Tim reacts. it sends Tim sputtering and doubting Jason. he calls Jason's bluff and well. we all know how that ends.