#they’re chaotic together

[corpusdiem-seizethedead]

Husk: I hate being touched

Husk: The last time i maintained physical contact with another person was in battle

Vaggie: Angel is literally in your lap right now.

Husk: *Angel lounging across his thighs* This means nothing. Fear me.

[bi-pisces07]

Imagine in Shrek 5 the gang is looking for Puss cuz they need his help for the quest and there in a place when suddenly explosions go off and there’s chaos and music.

An cat laughing is ass off lands near them and is like “oh, hey guys! :3”

And everyone is just “whelp that was easy”

But then fireworks go off and cause another explosion and near them lands another cat??

Everyone is like “wtf” but Puss immediately gets heart eyes and goes “amor!!!❤️❤️❤️”

And now everyone’s mental health is going to have to deal with the fact that omg there’s two of them and where did that dog come from?

[blended-ice]

Katsudon Piroshki!

[autumnblooms]

I don’t know much about them yet, but I know they’re both goobers

[1driedpersimmon]

Safety first!

[grelleswife]

YOU CAN SEE OLDER PANELS IN THE BG OF THE NEW PAGE AAAA 🥺🥺🥺

YANA SAID, “I’M GONNA JUST CASUALLY DROP THE PHANTOMFAM PHOTO ALBUM FOR THE 200TH CHAPTER COVER, AND SHE WAS RIGHT! 👏👏👏 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

Although I couldn’t track down all of the past scenes shown here (gasp! Tumblr user grelleswife is a fake fan confirmed! 😱), I was able to match the following:

Chapter 39: A harried Mamma Michaelis tries to maintain order while chaos rages around him.

Chapter 44: During the murder mystery arc, after Sebastian’s presumed “death,” Finny reflects on how the servants owe their happy life at the manor to him and their young master (This is fine. I’m fine. I’m definitely not crying right now).

Chapter 84: O!Ciel returns from Weston College to find Old Man Sam’s wayward sheep causing mischief.

Chapter 85: The family that goes on shopping trips together stays together!

Edit: @fanfiction-snake reminded me that the image of Snake peeling potatoes is taken from this scene earlier in Chapter 85. Thanks again for the clarification! ☺️

If any eagle-eyed mutuals can identify the remaining panels from the cover, please feel free to reblog here!

[heyclickadee]

Anyway, Tech and Phee would (will) be that hyper-competent adventure couple who would also absolutely awaken the ancient horrors on purpose on a bi-monthly basis.

[writerownstory]

they’re my favorite besties and this content makes me 🥹🥹🥹🥹 I love their friendship so much.

[foxgloveinspace]

Is it Christmas morning and I’m hiding in the bathroom thinking of all the ways that Sleep Token love each other? Maybe so.

[phoenixkaptain]

I am once again obsessing over Mara and Anakin being narrative mirrors to each other.

Obi-Wan taking Anakin’s lightsaber away once he realizes that Anakin is no longer in the Light, then Luke giving Mara Anakin’s lightsaber because she’s trying her best to be in the Light.

Mara and Anakin, both groomed by Palpatine from a young age to be weapons for him, to do his bidding with no questions asked.

Mara and Anakin, who both break that manipulation by asking questions. Questions raised in them by Luke.

Palpatine wants both of them to either turn Luke or kill him, but both of them find themselves not incapable of hurting Luke, but not wanting to hurt Luke.

Neither of them want Luke to die because both of them want to know Luke. Both of them don’t want help, but want to be helped. Both of them felt alone, and both of them felt less alone when Luke was with them.

Their relationship to Luke (minus the romance, on Mara’s part, I’m talking purely the trilogy Mara was introduced in and the Original Trilogy of movies) is a direct parallel. Luke marks the beginning of the end of Anakin’s life, but the beginning of Mara being able to live. Luke giving Mara Anakin’s lightsaber is proof of this narrative mirroring, but also proof that Luke not only believed wholeheartedly in Anakin, but he’s now putting that unshakable trust in Mara.

The whole thing is fascinating because, if you really think about it, the Skywalker twins did the exact opposite of the stereotypical “if you’re a boy, you marry someone like your mom, if you’re a girl, you marry someone like your dad” thing. Mara is an Anakin parallel. Han isn’t technically a Padme parallel or mirror, but Han and Padme play similar roles in their stories, the third party love interest who is actually very talented with a blaster.

Luke married someone like his dad, Leia married someone like her mom, this is honestly something I wholeheartedly believe in and am shocked by every single time I think about it, despite the fact that I think about it often. I can’t get over it. It’s so… so funny.

(And yes, I am aware that Padme and Anakin were not, at that point in time, characters yet. Because Anakin was just the nebulous idea of good Vader and I’m pretty sure Padme isn’t even name-dropped once in any of the movies, until her actual appearance. This just makes it funnier.)

Anyway! All this! To say! I am obsessed with the idea of a Mara and Anakin dynamic! I think AU Anakin who never turns should be Mara’s Jedi Master because can you! Imagine! The! Chaos! They are two peas in a pod, both hanging on to their last shred of hope because they know Luke would be sad if they just snapped and murdered everyone who pisses them off!

Mara and Anakin should interact more because I think it would be the funniest shit ever, like really-

[corpusdiem-seizethedead]

The Jack and Davey dynamic of Jack finally meeting someone more chaotic than him and having 0 ideas what to do about it

[thatineffablewitch]

Anathema and Crowley riding through town together. He’s in an old-ass Bentley cursed to blare Queen—she’s in a deep violet Volkswagen charmed to only play Fleetwood Mac.

Aziraphale would rather hug a cactus than sit in the back while they are up front arguing over the music.

Aziraphale and Newt, meanwhile, would have a lovely time eating sandwiches under the shade of a tree while their partners wreck havoc across the streets of England.

[jjkeverlast]

not jungkook having this heartfelt moment in the live, explaining how much he loves us only for taehyung to be like BITCH LOOK AT THE SCREEN AND OPEN THIS GODDAMN DOOR!!

[chilapis]

Last post before I crash and no-one hears from me until I return from my first final the morrow’s eve (a changed man no doubt) but there’ll never be anything funnier to me than consistently being viewed as a composed and calm saviour by peers while I’m, actively and uncontrollably losing it.

[gingerwerk]

Not Curt blowing bucky a kiss right before they head out for the mission!!!!

[shaynetopps]

don’t win mario party is back!!