#thing that happened

[upside-down-sock-drawer]

I was talking to one of the girls in my theater group and she just randomly goes "Oh ___ would love you." And I'm like "???" She starts describing this girl, stops, asks me "Are you straight? to which I say no and she responds with "I am so getting you guys together."

She then goes on to describe a very pretty girl that guess I'm being set up on a date with? I have no idea.

[fruitjedi]

So my first name (chosen) actually has a nickname by which I go by (think Theo short for Theodore or Jem short for Jemma) and the name itself isn’t easy to mistake for another name but the nickname is (think Jen and Jem) anyway that takes me to yesterdays dnd session one of my players has a really bad habit of calling me “Jen” instead of “Jem” cause he knows a person named “Jen” but has never met a “Jem” anyway yesterday he called me “Jen” but then he was like “ oh wait sorry “Jem” I know you don’t like when I call you that” and corrected himself. And as a person whose deadname was easily misspelled I should be used to people messing up my name but it just … bugs me and this was so nice.

[bludraws094]

my sister: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

me: you ok?

my sister: yes :)

[corvidsandchaos]

Tired Crying

Me: *For some reason gets teary eyed when super tired*

Also me: *gets test results*

Someone else: Are you okay?

Me: *realising I'm crying and that it totally looks like I'm doing it because of the results* I'm fine

(I usually end up explaining the situation to others because I really don't want them to get the wrong idea)

[subatomicskud]

Gotta be careful following those goth aesthetics blogs. One minute your looking at a sick bleak forest photo and the next could be a picture of an actual dead body in a hospital with liveleak.com at the bottom of the image.

[sadclowncentral]

shoutout to the guy who after unsuccessfully hitting on my sister and being politely declined asked her "is it okay if i ask your brother instead" and when she said yes gave me a long and searching look before sighing and going "no. i am not drunk enough to go for a dude. but you look like an angel" happy bisexual pride to this man and this man only. hope you figure it out soon king

[buttercuparry]

Palestinian men should not have to repeatedly hold up pictures of their family struggling through a genocide, for us to care about them. Fundraisers conducted by/for Palestinian men, should not have to repeatedly refer to their mothers, sisters, wives and children, to make us realize their humanity, their vulnerability. Enough. Isn't it enough after so many months? Hadn't it always been enough?

[cunning-and-cool]

idk man but something about Stanley "taught himself extremely advance physics/math/probably many other things while running a relatively successful business" Pines and Stanford "is wanted in almost every dimension with a judicial system of some kind" Pines is sooo fucking funny to me

[clickityweasel]

had a real life "and everybody clapped" moment and im still reeling. spent the rest of the ride comparing butterfly pics with the old lady next to me trying to identify it

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[gert-the-disaster]

does anyone understand my curse

[staruie]

where my fellow monster fuckers at 👅👅👅👅👅👅

[baristabomb]

...weird amount of dunmeshi fans have been saying being a caretaker in a relationship is the worst thing ever..marcille must want to killl everyone soo bad because doing things for people suuuucks sooo muchh

it's an act of love, not just a job i promise. we all want someone who's willing to take care of us in some way, just like how senshi shows care for others by cooking for them :'|

[nat-20s]

i think perhaps the most annoying/exhausting phenomenon in existence is when something kind of genuinely sucks but it has, like, a female lead or whatever so half the people that are saying it sucks are nightmare people that unironically call things "woke garbage" and the other half are people that just like. have a basic sense of story structure and knowledge of character arcs as a concept that quite reasonable think this thing sucks. BUT it gets assumed that 100% of people who think it sucks are in that first half and then there's a backlash TO the backlash and all along it's still not a good fucking story. I call this "The twilight phenomena" because it got a lot of hate because of a mockery of teenage girls when it had well deserved hate for the like racism and misogyny and the throwaway detail that a grown ass man is somehow romantic soulmates with a quite literal baby.

[mjfass]

New ask game:

Reblog if you want your followers to tell you what your trademark ™️ is. Like, what’s that thing that really identifies you.

[zenathered]

I just found out the most hilariously amazing thing.