#thirstying like crazy

[soullessseraphim]

!!! Blood !!!

Wake up babe, the Nile turned red

Just an idea that wouldn't leave my mind and that I had to execute in some way. Don't be shy, join them :>

It's their birthday apparently? or like today's Valdemar day, like the 5th of May? idk-

[sergle]

sergle i thought you didn't like ppl objectifying you :/

god okay this gave me whiplash. make sure you remember how to read before proceeding. sound words out for a friend or family member if you need to. People Being Thirsty in my general direction is different from people like. seeing me only as JO material. I Don't Like people thinking they're smooth as hell trying to dm me what they assume women want to hear. Describing some cringe ass shit. I Do Like a compliment. I even like a compliment that is clearly thirsty. I don't think "I've jacked off to you" is a compliment. not from yall anyway. super controversial, I know. a fat fetish blog following me and reblogging my selfies Is objectification. someone being vaguely horny can be good, or bad, or funny and I show it to ppl on discord and laugh- depends on the specifics. Most of the people following me are too uwu to even get close to the line. they've backed so far away from the line out of fear that they tripped over something while they were backing up and it was embarrassing for them. People trying to push me into sex work specifically while I'm fundraising, because they know I'm more vulnerable at that time and they want to take advantage of me needing money, is definitely sexual harassment, that's definitely me being objectified. the ask I just got, though, was not that. 😭 just telling me that some girls think I'm hot? that is tepid as hell. thinking someone is attractive isn't objectifying them. all attraction is not objectification. please. work with me here

[en-chi-la-da]

Tbh I think the whole class should get to smooch hajime. It’s what he deserves

im imagining hajime sitting in a kissing booth looking like lucy from peanuts in her psychiatrist booth. kisses are 5 cents. the hajime is IN.

[nyxronomicon]

I really am gonna need to straddle Diavolo's lap while he sucks on and plays with my tits...

[artemispt]

https://twitter.com/rafastefbaes/status/1662843861670961153?s=46&t=c5TzFoZclHJBjyR-5qpelw found this carlando pic on twitter, haven’t seen it doing rounds on tumblr, definitely deserves to be seen haha

Omg thank you anon! 🫠

Carlos knows how to make Lando go insane.

[zappedbyzabka]

The contrast.

[notetapper]

the devil works hard but r/____mains sub creators work harder

[smoosnoom]

How write fic

eat something u love and then watch the rain and then go see a film and read and listen to music and sit in silence until u feel like ur going to burst and then u open a doc and get started

[freakbullet]

you are the only persom who understands how incredibly fuckable n'zoth is

dont get me wrong im not an old god simp but like. theyre so simpable. how do they not SEE. their eyes are not OPENED

their eyes remain closed to the true path 😔 "...not like you, my devoted chosen."

actual N'Zoth voice lines:

"You have always been mine"

"I claim this flesh"

"Such magnificent flesh"

"We are bound together... forever"

"Shun all who do not share our bond of flesh"

"My gift offers countless delights"

you CANNOT tell me he isn't dtf. just listen to that purr. just look at those bedroom eyes also... tentacles. got me like

need i say more

[softgrungeprophet]

every time i read something about mindfulness or mindful xyz i just end up annoyed or completely mystified or both

[cvbullshit]

Pspspsps

Just a question, bruh. Do you remember GameMaster? If so, how is them?

Gamemaster isn't a full person, it is/was a title. Dream and Classic were "Gamemasters", given the code names " The Smile" and "The Showbizz"

However, due to Dream being pretty much out of the group at the moment and the games starting to run thin and boring, it's basically dropped, if games do come back up, then Classic may not be Showbizz again, as he wants to not deal with those types of games anymore and acting as Showbizz tires him a bit. He still has the outfit though, I don't think that outfit will ever be gotten rid of.

BUT, to answer your question:

Classic is fine(if that's who you were referring to), he's been relaxing and having a good time.

[lablakelystress]

From instagram…

[burning-sol]

what ppl dont know about me is that there was one camp i went on where i worked up such a huge appetite i had 6 or more servings of burger. nobody else was getting up to get more like i dunno what my table must of thought about me i was just so hungry. i usually dont eat a lot but when the hunger sets in you will watch me devour my food so fast it is gone within a couple of bites and i do not hesitate to get more. if you ever see me starved you will watch me chow down on an apple getting juice all over me and its gone within seconds.

consider it an honour if you ever see me in that feral state tbh.

[thirstyforred]

14th sermon from 36th Sermons of Vivec will likely forever live in my brain bc there's just so much there, like it's hard even to pick the best bit from it

the fact that Vivec and Malag Bal were 'married' for 88 days, during almost all of which Vivec was apparently unaware of what the fuck is going on (bc he was headless, of course)

Malag Bal is just bad at sex, just more reasons to point and laugh at this dude

Vivec teaches him about oral bc Ayem mercifully went down on him once

when Vivec saw the new born nation of people that know about fellatio he went "no, we can't have cocksuckers walking around our Morrowind" and killed them all

he killed them with his newly made spear, crafted from Malag Bal's cum and Vivec's own dick (or just cum again, unclear)

the spear is called Milk Taker and kills people by essentially dehydrating them 💀

[inflammatory]

have you read gormenghast. Also top five hottest guitar solos

I have not but just at a glance it looks pretty compelling. Love that the protagonists name is titus groan, that’s a magnificent thing to be named..ill look into it

Also LOVELY question solo focused guitar stuff is kinda not my main fascination of course partly cause of the recent johnny obsession where he does more jangle/rhythm-as-lead work. But im a normal human being and I still enjoy a good solo. Though i think? The ones i enjoy tend to verge between riff/solo with repeated phrases

Im convinced that less is more even wrt guitar so its not surprising tbh i think a good solo should focus on 1) communication 2) brevity. I feel like overdoing a solo can quickly empty it of any feeling you intended to put in it - and esp like classic rock style soloing can quickly get cliche or tacky (see: oasis. No hate i like them fine but very little of their guitar work speaks to me)

Quick “typical” picks for hottest include staples like hotel california - works with the narrative they made, anticipation built throughout song deliberately FOR the solo (can ANY lyric or vocals adequately follow from ‘you can check out any time you like but can never leave’?? There must be a solo. Its imperative), the kind of smooth growl sound of it that makes you think of ‘The Beast’ that they talk about in the prev verses, length of it justifiable in my eyes by the sense of twists and turns in a maze, the gradual segue into a pattern and fadeout very wickedly suggesting the ‘can never leave’ endless hallways fading into more hallways vibe. You get the idea that the pattern could just keep going on and on.

And then my own subjective picks for hottest. the solo from stop me if you think you’ve heard this one before, partly because of how rare it is and the very concise communication of exactly the emotion of the rest of the song, didnt ever read this quote before today but johnny marr said he wanted it to sound like a solo by a punk guitarist whos trash at guitar so he did it on one string. For the poignancy. Which is bonkers because hes completely right and it works so well. That whine, that slight bitter taste, perfect late Smiths instrumentation. THE solo from a band that doesnt do solos. Saying: Stop me if you think that youve heard this one before. but you obviously havent. Kill yourself

In the same realm of “bad good” the one graham coxon does in coffee & tv which is rightfully one of blurs best songs its just so. And he attests he was just messing around but its a perfect fit with the mildly sardonic/fully earnest rest of the song. It feels tongue in cheek but simultaneously deeply sincere. I feel very much in the space of those foul distorted wails. Which is why blur will always be on top of oasis. (Honorary nod to classic of discordant solos while my guitar gently weeps by the beatles which is great but not making it into my top 5 because i like the guitar work in the rest of the song more than the solo bit). I think blur just understands the deep inherent value of getting a bit sillay (Woo hoo!) But also its completely serious and you need to take it completely seriously its so good. Just speaks to my personal tightrope of serious/not/serious/not

Okay and in terms of objectively technically jaw dropping solos i prefer the classic metal over rock so im gonna put. Can I play with madness by iron maiden here. Out of their many many blisteringly hot solos because when i tried to conjure up ‘hot solo’ in my mind i came up with that particular solo and had to work backwards to remember where it was from. It’s funny to call heavy metal guitar ‘lovely’ but thats exactly what the riffs on this song are. Theyve got that freezing hot mystique of the whole concept album. And then the solo itself moves everything up into teeth chattering sexiness. Cause the song is structured as an exchange - speaker to prophet, antagonising each other, the solo is the perfect climax - goes into that quick run of shrieks, then distinct phrases like a person speaking, drawing breaths, speaking again - and is the perfect length to get that idea across. Idk whether its adrian smith or dave murray but it’s brilliance

Ok thats four and i still feel like i have a lot more but you said “hottest” so right now the most fuckable in my opinion is actually another graham coxon one and its the one in my terracotta heart. Which i understand may subjectively only be rrreeally really really hot to me but 1) perfect anguished leadup to it. perfect continuation of the little riff he does during the verse/chorus before it. 2) subdued in tone, introspective almost, but has that flair..that groove….that hint of acerbic….You might say “ITS JUST THE SAME PHRASE SIX OR SO TIMES” YES IT IS and i need it INSIDE MEEEE

[sleepyjim]

guy identifies one of his feelings for once real not clickbait