#this asshole smh

[greg-montgomery]

do you think the real aaron hotchner would have any idea how aggressively hot he is like does he know??? i always think he's so self deprecating and he's very good at only seeing his own faults but like do you think he knows he has people weak at the knees with just his voice? like does he go to a very public scene in his vest and actually notice people staring at him drooling bc i would.

i think about this all the time!!!! like does he have any idea?????

listen. aaron really can be very self deprecating. he will remind himself at any chance he gets that “i’m not good enough” or “oh yeah i don’t deserve to be loved btw”. he beats himself up for every single mistake he makes :( but. the man is a profiler and one of the best at that. you can’t tell me he doesn’t notice when he walks into a room and turns heads. you can’t tell me he doesn’t notice when someone feels nervous under his gaze - and not because they’re afraid of him.

i feel like even if he thinks he’s unlovable sometimes he still understands he’s conveniently attractive and people are into to him. he can see how people look at him. like you said: when he’s wearing that fbi vest 😵‍💫 we’d all be drooling and he would be able to tell!

remember that episode where this little girl profiles her teacher that she has a crush on aaron LMFAOOOOO he didn’t seem surprised 🤭

despite the self hate he is very confident when it comes to the things he knows he’s good at (like his job). so i think he knows he’s also good at looking hot af. he has seen himself!

i just feel like he knows he’s handsome 🦋…as he should 😏

[lizisthecoolest]

basically a summary of civil war tony

[mermer404]

Hi! Can't believe you noticed little old me. Great to have you.

I never meant to hurt your feelings, or anybody's. If you were celebrating the death of civillians you deserve to be called out, but not, at least in my opinion, bullied. I think bullying is mean and counterproductive to anything, but it's nice to see someone having fun at a time like this.

I understand you need to keep feeling like your online activism is helping, like it's strong, because the world is fucked and you can't do much about it, so you do whatever you actually can. I get that. We're all human. But once that gets in the way of you being a person, once your need for self importance makes you hate those who fight alongside you, you are not only being a bad person, you are being a bad ally, and you are weighing down the movement.

The Israeli left is immeasurably valuable and does actual footwork. I will not name or link any organizations or details here, your minds and hearts are too small to have any dignity towards them. But the Israeli left get the Palestinians you tokenize medicine, food, a platform, donations, homes. Meanwhile what do you do? Post Twitter screenshots? Tear down posters of kidnapped children?

I don't know what caused your hearts to become so small and withered, and I am sad for you, and I am sad for the movement. Activism guided and centered on hate is no longer activism, it makes you a hate group.

You are guided by hate. I'd say you do nothing but harm, but honestly you just do nothing but Tumblr drama.

Do some actual good instead of posting hate speech. See how that makes you feel.

Goodluck.

[anonymous-eggy]

*smacks touchstarved fandom with a stick*

LEANDER DIDNT REACH FOR YOUR THROAT TO BE AN ASSHOLE! HIS WHOLE GOAL IN THE BEGINNING IS TO. GAIN. YOUR. TRUST.

WHAT PART OF REACHING FOR YOUR THROAT GAINS YOUR TRUST???

IT MAKES YOU DOUBT HIS POWER, HENCE WHY HE PLAYED IT OFF BY SAYING "LMAO JK JK" YOU FOOLS FELL FOR IT AND ATE IT UP BELIEVING HE WAS JUST BEIN A LIL JESTER. A LITTLE BITCH. A LITTLE ASSHOLE.

THATS WHAT HE WANTED YOU TO THINK BC FOR A MOMENT THE CURSE DID AFFECT HIM A BIT.

"BUT EGGY, HE DOESNT DO IT IF YOU WILLINGLY TOUCH HIM?!!?! HE WAS JUST SO OFFENDED YOU DIDNT TRUST HIM!!" DO YOU KNOW HOW CURSES CAN WORK? CATCH MC OFF GUARD AND THEIR CURSE FLARES UP TO BE STRONGER. THE CURSE'S STRENGTH PROBABLY DEPENDS ON HOW FREAKED OUT MC IS.

MC IS CALMER AND TRUSTING AND EXPECTANT WHEN THEY WILLINGLY TOUCH LEANDER. SO THE CURSE DOESNT FLARE UP.

THE CALMER MC IS THE LESS THE CURSE FLARES UP AND THE EASIER IT IS TO COUNTER WITH LEANDERS OWN MAGIC.

LEANDER GAINING YOUR TRUST COMES BEFORE ANY SORT OF RETALIATION. HE MAY BE A MAN CHILD OF A DOG, BUT HE IS DEDICATED. HE WILL CALMLY CHASE YOU UNTIL YOU'RE TOO TIRED TO KEEP RUNNING. YOU THINK HE GOT ALL THAT POWER BY BEING AN ASS TO PEOPLE WHO DONT IMMEDIATELY TRUST HIM?! HE WILL PLAY THE LONG GAME IF HE HAS TO. HE GIVES YOU THE WHOLE FACADE OF "you can come and go as you please, but i can be home for you :)"

HE HAS DUPED YOU ALL AND I WILL GIGGLE AT ALL OF YOU WHEN THE FULL GAME COMES OUT.

[retrogirlmuscle]

very nasty comment, don't say shit like this about the beautiful ladies i share here

[mythical-mithaps]

Update on my First Playthrough: God I HATE the battles but like... The story and character moments in the companions' personal quests really get me.

I just did Shadowheart's and Astarion's and I just wanna hug those two. They went through all sorts of Hell deep in that pit but they deserve to climb out of it and now it's all uphill from here for them 💖

[morgandekarios]

i hate this shared stash shit so fucking much

[fireworkss-exe]

shoutout to the classic book girls who are widely hated by their respective fandoms . I love you

[amaibambina]

shinigami is drawn really fat here

[radiaking]

DnD is a hobby that combines several different related hobbies I already have that feed all of my worst habits

[laufire]

'That's right!' put in Young Tom. 'Why, they even took Pimple's old ma, that Lobelia, and he was fond of her, if no one else was. Some of the Hobbiton folk, they saw it. She comes down the lane with her old umberella. Some of the ruffians were going up with a big cart.   '"Where be you a-going?" says she.   '"To Bag End," says they.   '"What for?" says she.   '"To put up some sheds for Sharkey," says they.   '"Who said you could?" says she.   '"Sharkey," says they. "So get out o' the road, old hagling!"   '"I'll give you Sharkey, you dirty thieving ruffians!" says she, and ups with her umberella and goes for the leader, near twice her size. So they took her. Dragged her off to the Lockholes, at her age too. They've took others we miss more, but there's no denying she showed more spirit than most.'

The Lord of the Rings III: Return of the King.

[cringefail-clown]

you already got asked my fav dear darling dia (based takes) so thoughts on aranea? and an obligatory dave.

ARANEA:

DAVE:

[wikiangela]

made so much progress on the cheating fic tonight 👀

angsty, miserable, spiraling buck is so much fun to write 😂

[bubblegumflavor]

When do people realize that no one cares that you don't agree with other people's ships? Just keep scrolling and mind your own business.

[boxwinebaddie]

hi uncle nina! it's my birthday today and u don't have but will u pretty plz consider reposting that part of ch6 of rm where raven in on the phone with kenny b4 his hate with jers? i thought it was super cute and i really wanted to read it :3

awwww, happy birthday, darling! i hope it's as lovely as you are!

and i--sigh.

okay.

i hate complicated feelings surrounding chapter six ( aka the introduction to the iconique ravesey hate that i deleted from stress ) because i actually did love it...i just rushed the hell out of it, didn't plan it out very well and it was a mess. it could have been a lot better.

part of why i deleted it was actually because of that ravenstan/kenny phonecall because i felt worried that i revealed too much about how not cool and actually boy-failure-y stan was too early and could have kept the suspense going longer but aaaaaa i just wanted y'all to see how CUTE he was, like??? and how nervous! AAAA!!!

buuut considering the cat has been out of the bag, or rather, the raven has flown the nest for some time now...and it's the beauteous day you were born...i will humbly present you with this b-day present in the form of my incompetent idiot girl ramblings/writings, though, i fear it is not at all as grand the gift of your life is.

so, without further ado darlings, here is the endearing, embarrassing phone call ( it was over discord actually ) that ravenstan had with kenny prior to showing up to blondie's for his little hate-date with jerseykyle. it's a mess and unedited, but regardless, please know that from whatever hurts or harms you, i hope you heal, please rem(ember) to smile, pendejos,

and to now, as always, angels:

please enjoy the very, very...

worst part of your day. ;)

-uncle nina <333

[tswwwit]

Bill being forced to say the truth is such a fun concept though. I imagine Ford's the most likely candidate to hit Bill with a truth spell. Now he can expose Bill's nature once and for all! And find out what secret evil plans the demon has involving his nephew. 😠

Only it completely backfires because Bill acts the exact same as he usually does? After all, Bill usually doesn't have a reason to lie to the Pines family. Will he omit the truth? Totally! But rarely does he outright lie.

(But anyway, the plan backfires and Stan and Mabel are not convinced. "Yeah Bill's a jerk but he's not actually harmful", they say, with no knowledge of the countless atrocities he's committed.)

So Bill continues to act like his usual asshole self, completely unaware that he's under the influence of a truth spell. Until he sees his husband do something smart/cute/whatever. Before Bill even realizes, he's saying the sappiest, most gooey sedimental shit any demon has ever heard. Like "You're perfect, I love you so much". Completely unfiltered thoughts. The stuff he even lies to himself about. "You make me so happy. I'm so glad I met you".

The best part is that the situation is even worse (for Bill) the angrier he gets. "I hate you" comes out as "I love you". "You're the worst thing that ever happened to me" comes out as "The best thing". At one point, he accidentally says you're lucky I love you when he meant to be threatening. Everything is terrible. Dippers trying to figure out a cure and Bill can't help because he's to busy throwing up his organs. All the sedimental bullshit is making him sick.