#this chapter a trainwreck

[fiftypiercings]

OKAY so was anybody going to tell me these assholes had a cheesy reconcile moment in the rain after almost getting killed by each other or was I just supposed to find out after the emotional torture of the whole dkos arc ? (╥﹏╥)

[xxitsxbillxhaderxnationxx]

I love when horror pages on Facebook showcase BTS of Billy in It Chapter Two. Yes I know this fact is not new, but I just love seeing him on my homepage!! 🥹😍❤️🤡🎈

[lilacthebooklover]

hey tgs nation. how we feeling about tomorrow?

[okiankeno]

Let the Rain Fall

Pairings: Sarah Christ/Reader, Sarah Christ/Cop Cameron

2. Quaecumque vera (1949 words)

Sarah has been informed that a new coworker will arrive in Hatchetfield today. The chief didn’t think Sarah was in the right headspace to pursue the Creekside Killer now that Sarah's case was highly personal. The chief wanted to hand over the reins to another investigator, and Sarah would play accomplice to them. Bummer.

[readgi]

HOW IS IT THE ONLY NIGHT A DON'T READ JJK LEAKS I MISS–

[264 SPOILERS]

YUUJI FINALLY OPENING A FUCKING DOMAIN EXPANSION??!!! THE ONLY FUCKING NIGHT—

[mostremote]

The Shivering Season spoiler teasers~

Chapter Title: Reaping

[glitch-the-artist]

HOLY MOLY!

WHAT A CATASTROPHE!!!

Final raily roundup battle concept.

[nymphacae]

anyway for those who aren’t on Twitter I’ll release chapter one on Monday

[bayofwolves]

i had a vision

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[kingabezka]

you better watch out

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[xxitsxbillxhaderxnationxx]

Happy 4th of July!! 🥰♥️🤍💙🇺🇸🧨

[mrsbeef]

How It Should Have Ended

[br-amblinghostcat]

so how's everyone's writing going?

[subway-boss-jericho]

i did it guys did i do good 🥺 <shaking and wailing and going to need water in t-minus now

[tears-of-boredom]

ok im done with the gay cops now cause im getting really sad and jealous of them your honor. i wanna have gay sex with a coworker too. gonna read this book to forget my sadness. im really questioning if its worth the read cause whoever translated it didnt seem to even check for spelling mistakes, and also there was like a pedo in the first 30 pages and it was real gross and i cant tell what youre supposed to think of him. and also the writing style is like an odd 3rd perspective, where sometimes you know the thoughts of people other than the main character, but also in the first chapter literally everything that was described was done through this womans mind. so its real confusing how im supposed to interpret everything. like are the adjectives being used at all objective, or is it skewed by the character we're following. also it has a habit of padding dialogue way too much, to such a point that a whole paragraph can amount to nothing. literally hold on....

yeah, theres one rant, that takes up an entire page, its two people talking, but the subject is brought up from nothing, and has nothing to do with what they were discussing before. and then no one even acknowledges how out of nowhere it came, and instead just move on to another thing.

also, so its a finnish translation of Lynmara and the translator uses both "jazz" and "jats" interchangeably, without any like, reason why. like they mean the same thing but its so confusing when they change the spelling constantly. also "college" ja "yliopisto" seem to be used interchangeably, which confused me at first because i understood them as two different things,, because why else would they be using two different words. but no they're the same thing and the translator just really was not paying attention to what they were doing. i dont recommend getting Tutteli Lindberg as your translator. if they're even alive anymore. because this book is like 50 years old.

hold on ill copy these three word for word

1: "Minä satun tietämään melkoisen paljon nimenomaan tästä aiheesta. Sinä olet kokenut jo muutaman järkytyksen tänä iltana, joten yksi lisää ei enää tunnu liian pahalta, mutta voi saada sinut katsomaan asioita järkevästi. Oikeastaan minä en ole koskaan aikonut kertoa sinulle tästä. Ei tehnyt mieli kertoa, sillä tämä juttu ei mielestäni koskenut sinua. Enkä minä luullut että minun täytyisi, jotta saisin sinut vakuuttuneeksi niin yliopistoon menosta kuin muistakin asioista. Mutta sinä olet itsepäinen ja eräässä mielessä aika tietämätön pikkutyttö. Pakko minun on valistaa sinua."

OH MY GOD JUST FUCKING GET ON WITH IT. the book has already established every single piece of information that this dialogue could've given to you. and i dont know whether to blame the author or the translator.

and 1 and 2 only have a paragraph of text in between them.

2: "Tämä tapahtui kauan sitten. Kaikkien kertomusten pitäisi kai alkaa juuri näin, mutta olisipa siitä kulunut vieläkin pitempi aika, niin että voisin unohtaa kaiken. Vielä nytkin minusta tuntuu mielikuvitukselliselta että sellaista saattoi tapahtua. Jos olisin ollut vanhempi ja kokeneempi, jos olisin osannut laskelmoida, olisin ehkä luullut että kaikki oli jotenkin omaa syytäni. Mutta niin ei ollut."

JUST FUCKING TELL THE STORY OH MY FUCKING GOD THIS PROVIDES NOTHING

theres like 48 words between 2 and 3

3: "Sinät et tiedä mitään isovanhemmistasi - paitsi että he olivat venäläisiä ja jättivät maansa vuonna 1907, asuivat kaksi vuotta pariisissa, missä isoäitisi kuoli, ja että isä ja minä asuimme sen jälkeen parisen vuotta Lontoossa, kunnes isänikin kuoli."

thats somehow only one sentence. also. IF SHE KNOWS ALL OF THAT ALREADY WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU TELLING IT TO HER. I GET THAT ITS TO TELL THE READER WHAT INFORMATION THE GIRL HAS BUT DEAR GOD THIS IS LIKE WRITING 101 THIS IS NOT HOW YOU GIVE INFORMATION TO THE READER.

anyways

im gonna atleast hate read this to the end. i also have a pen and im leaving underlinings and comments. such as "aristokraattinen mulkku", "vitun pedo?", "iy?? vitun ällö", "?creep?", and, "mikä vitun räntti toi oli??".