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#this clip is so funny lmao
>pov ur an owl demon
>weird red thing from when you were little breaks into ur house
>you make a silly sex joke about him only being there to fuck you
>he starts flirting with you
>uwotmate.jpeg
>u realize u kinda wanna fuck him
>he fucks you
>u wake up the next day to him stepping on your wifes breakfast and saying
>"i fucked your husband sorry"
>and leaving
what just happened
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slythereen · 2 months
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listen the most important part of max’s xavi impressions is that he nails the inflections in tone like that is a man who knows xavi’s voice well and that can only mean he’s on charles’ onboards enough to know it
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Not so fast, you blighter!
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royalarchivist · 6 months
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After completing the Nether minigame, a short video plays showing some of the last things the Eggs did before they disappeared.
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[Muted the irrelevant cross-talk because it was loud and distracting.]
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iscaffeine · 3 months
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aging
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valentjin · 6 months
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i wish we could do this instead of killing him 😇
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+bonus shot that looks nice but didn't fit so well when put in sequence with the others
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vynnyal · 4 months
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This is likely the hardest I've laughed in rain world yet. Basically, you can glitch a spear into a quantum state using a dead bat body, allowing stabbed enemies to follow you through tunnels. So I tried bringing a leviathan to Moon. And the game really, really didn't like that
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arctixout · 2 months
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praying to all known gods we get a heavier song on the new album
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southstand · 17 days
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pape awkwardly protecting sonny from that orange looking fucker as he goes to take his pen 😭🤍
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vagueconfusion · 9 days
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Bucket Hat Shenanigans
Video taken by itbcait on tiktok
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technicalthinker · 1 month
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Im sorry but did they actually play Playing with the Boys during the basketball scene in the new 911 ep. The iconic Top Gun Volleyboll scene song? The levels of gay culture happening here I-
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slythereen · 6 months
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if checo had a nickel for every time a fellow driver gripped his collar and awakened something in him, he’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird it happened twice | via mclaren
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royalarchivist · 1 month
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Fit: [In the animatic] Did I steal anything else before I have to go to work?
Phil: [Snorts as he realizes what conversation this was]
Fit: [In the animatic] Did I steal else from you?
Phil: [In the animatic] Just my heart.
Phil: [Laughs]
Cucurucho: Hahaha.
Mike: WTF FIT?! I'm gonna tell Pac, bro!
Cucurucho: Hahaha.
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arisu-arts · 6 months
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there's one thing that i have been thinking about
From what i saw Roier has some questionable parenting, em i didn't watch to much of him but i just saw him hit Pepito like a lot lmao
But that got me thinking becouse i remeber when Quackity once hit Dapper then Chayanne immediately went and hit Quackity back.
I'm really curious how Chayanne will react to Roiers parenting, becouse i don't think he will be too found of his little brother being hit.
Idk I just think idea of Chayanne just seeing it and straight up murdering Roier is very funny to me? Like chay is such a protective big brother lmao, he would have to be held back from attacking Roier lmao, i just want to see this
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sea-buns · 8 months
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i wanna say it was in episode 3 after the boxing match when i was struck with the intense need to savor every second of mentopolis.
the mental image of a conrad driving with so much reckless abandon that the car is like half off the ground as it speeds away, hunch and dan bumping around in the backseat on either side of ivana who in comparison looks bolted down to the seats, money flying out and trailing behind them as justin hangs his head out the window...
all i could think was "oh this is the best." like the best. and while i do agree that 6 episodes is a perfect length for the season, what with them running at the speed of thought and all, i could also fully see them working with a 15-20 ep season just as smoothly.
and i don't just mean that as "this season would have been better with more eps" cuz tbh i don't think it would have been better, so much as it just would have been different. they could never make anything more and i'd still be satisfied. what i'm saying is that i think it'd make a great length as a second season.
which would be a great opportunity for brennan to flesh out the world elias lives in, while also allowing for more in-depth character development from the pcs.
this first season could act as a prologue to the world of mentopolis. and then the second season immediately kicks off with elias dealing with the aftermath in some way. maybe witness protection wasn't enough and now he's on the run from gobstopper industries. or maybe it was but now he has to learn how to adjust to living as a person with needs again after being alone and overworked for so long.
and as he navigates this new relationship, the attention from the press, the looming question of what now what next— we get to see how our prefrontal pis are doing as their lives were also flipped upside-down by this change in elias' life. cuz regardless of how positive and welcome a change may be, there is still a rather difficult adjustment period as you attempt to decipher where your place is in this new-normal.
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sweetnsour-stuff · 5 months
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I am cringe but I am free
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