the boss thinks it’s like divorce papers lmaooooo you can’t do it if you can’t find him
hahaha, for real.
I did spend a good chunk of time last Friday unleashing on him about our absolutely abysmal "merit increase" budgets. We're talking about one of the top 15 companies in the world by market cap, whose annual revenue went up 14% in 2023, and because we apparently didn't hit some unknown secret business unit goals, they're not even giving people enough money to cover cost-of-living increases.
I am incensed. And obviously, I'm already three quarters of the way out the door and I'm very happy with what I was able to negotiate for my new position, so it was very easy for me to be blunt-as-fuck with him but honestly, the abject greed is just beyond the pale. And of course they're trying to ameliorate it by saying that anyone over a certain pay grade isn't getting any raise at all. But everyone at that pay grade or higher has STOCK! A stock that has gone up by 5% in value over the last year, and 90% in the past five years.
UGH. I can't WAIT to quit.
Those divorce papers are getting signed this afternoon. I used some other "high priority" item to get him to meet with me today. He's NOT ESCAPING THIS DIVORCE! I will hunt him down if I have to.
Okay...rant over.
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was anyone gonna tell me that "red canary" is the name of some computer security company thing or was I just supposed to learn that while googling if canaries are actually red sometimes
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i wish that the second goofy movie was a musical like the first because think about it, the great bradley uppercrust iii might've had a villain song
i think it would've been so fun if they went all out with the cult thing😭😭😭 even tho the film was more modern-like, they had a WIDE opportunity to make a classic d*sney villain song because they basically made brad to be a leader in a stereotypical ritualistic secret cult 😭😭 I WISH THERE WAS MORE OF THE CULT which is a sentence i never thought i'd type until i just saw this movie
but although i like bradley uppercrust iii, i very much prefer the first movie bc dang it was actually goofy.. and i liked that it was a musical
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quint locket quint locket quint locket
i really wanted to include hooper on the left but i couldn't find a photo i liked enough, rip :( i'll probably swap the orca out for him at some point
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